Lobotomy Corporation Struggles
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- Highlights/moments of my experiences in this wonderful monster management simulator. Trials and errors as I learn to deal with each new abnormality that I unwillingly add to my facility.
Music Used:
Kevin Macleod - Apero Hour
Kevin Macleod - Sneaky Snitch
Kevin Macleod - Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
Kevin Macleod - Scheming Weasel
Kevin Macleod - Hidden Agenda
Kevin Macleod - Fluffing a Duck
Red Alert 2 OST - Grinder
Lobotomy Corporation OST - First Trumpet
Lobotomy Corporation OST - Second Trumpet
Lobotomy Corporation OST - Third Trumpet
My own track at 0:47 currently not available
The good thing about this game is that you can always console yourself with the thought that it probably gets worse, way way worse, so might as well make the best of it.
*this is fine*
*everything is ok*
*it can only get worse*
Very true, i could've ended up with Nothing There :P. Really enjoyed your video on Lobo Corp which convinced me to get it and share my experience. Looking forward to your future content ArcAngela. :)
@@psychodablo Glad you did! and Welcome to our Corp!
beware of the train ...
No one is around to help
Life is hard, life is stressfull
I need peace and tranquility
I don't have to prove myself to anyone
“[CENSORED] doing [CENSORED] is.... Oh my god that’s disgusting” is arguably one of the best lines in the game
[CENSORED] Doing [CENSORED] Is...Oh my god That's [CENSORED] im aggreed with ya
Yeah, it’s [CENSORED]
They changed the line. Now, [CENSORED] is doing [CENSORED] and... Goodness, that's disgusting. I wonder why they decided for it to [CENSORED] ?
i love [CENSORED], my fav of all the anomalies, dude has to be censored even with the censure the manager already has, must be rough for the employees
My head will explode now good day
This entire video explains why the scp foundation has d-class
There is other companies doing better than the scp foundation tbh
RPC has better ways to recontain their creatures, and dado or wondertaiment could just make toys and drugs that stops the anomalies by just signing a contract with them
@@zmithyimafail8440 actually, RCP is planning on using the anomalies for world dominance. Not good.
@@bobisnotaperson exactly
And SD guards and MTF and ISD and.. Yeah.
@@bobisnotaperson Well, the RCPA succeeded in world dominance with the use of anomalies, RPC works roughly the same as SCP except with larger rights to their test subjects
2:27
Employee: *enters room*
[CENSORED]: ....
Employee: *shuts the door* nope
There's an extra layer to it...
The Sanity Meter of the Employee instantly vanished to 0 as soon as they opened it.
they seen whats in the censored area
The meme from AoT when Bert opens the door and sees the titans. Would fit here perfectly.
I see you everywhere
@@dokidokieienni1622 even the best of the best (level 5 employees) still suffer from the sight of it. Everyone else just instantly loses it
Abnormalities breaching :
Cons : the abnornality breaches,possibly resulting in alot of casualties an possibly results in you losing your hard earned equipment from those abnornalities,meaning you'll have to restart the day... _AGAIN_
*pros : Cool music*
2nd warning: fuck the employees and hear me
Cool music is the only reason why i enjoy my facility dying
3rd warning: *Accepting my own death*
The warning system: YEAAAW
Thankgully I Got the train abno before getting censored abno, So I could world on it with my shitty WAW gear xd
She protect,
She attack,
But most importantly
Three clerks must die
In short; don't pick up Queen of Hatred until you got Execution Bullets. Or cheese it with working on her as the second last block before Meltdown.
@@tedizursa1277 or Theresia
Tediz Ursa I mean [CENSORED]’s wheel could work if your lucky enough, and if it does then we just got two birds with one stone
Just get good results
Saying this after loving beating the shit out of several clerk lovers + Little Red twice a day, no execution bullets needed and 3/4ths of all my clerks dead, no employee deaths in any day except the first time, would get magical girl again, shes adorable and fun!
The Magical Goddess demands sacrifices.
Or a really good therapist
What does one do when their soul purpose is to rid the world of evil, yet, there is none to fight?
@@Phyllo9 apparently shoot a ridiculous amount of lasers
@@Phyllo9 Find a senpi
@@frosttear7630 Fun Fact, when she helps out employees during the second trumpet and encounters the King of Greed she will say the following line: "Sorry, senpai! But all I can do is to stop you!"
Me first time playing Lobotomy: oh wow, Magical girl! That's so adorable!
My sister who played it for month: you are fucked.
Remember kids, CENSORED's babies each have their own special max SP-related drain! It's 20%. Of course, this means if two are with CENSORED, every Agent that steps into their room will instantly go insane unless it's one with its' weapon.
what the f-
fun fucking fact one of strognest guys in my team shit pants and go crazy.i eve had to Execute him so no Shit minions Would apper also NEW CHALLAGE IS APPROCHING (Aka whligt night and Epic killer Nothing there vs Censored Nothing there kill Censored And Whilg Night kills nothing there who wins?
Agent : You can’t stop me ‘puts on silent orchestra suit’
Blue star: I know but he can
‘CENSORED doing CENSORED sounds while CENSORED Giovanni and CENSORED is following CENSORED after CENSORED killed Kali’
just wait until day 49
Also, elevators are love, elevators are life, everyone groups up in there for a quick bullet that will hit everyone
The trick to CENSORED is to set an agent's prudence to 1. Their stats can be literally anything else so as long as their level won't cause them to panic when entering its room. Insight 1 work with CENSORED has a 95% chance to succeed and with enough Temperance it's literally impossible for them to get NE-Boxes.
Yeah OFC i will have a V nugget with level 1 prudence.
Not only that one Insight work is enough for the guy to get level 2
Well with hod's meltdown buff you can't get any lower than 3. What I do is I get their other stats high enough for them to be level V and then abuse this mechanic to get an agent's prudence as high as possible which is why this is my fav abno. I never used lob, I always let my abnos train my employees to the max.
@@wingdingfontbroyou can, when u get them lower their stats on the stat menu bu pressing the button that isn't increase, but decrease
I have never played the game what the hell does this mean
@@danielhanna19 basically If you get low numbers the scp called censored gets out and kills your agents. So you try to get high numbers so that doesn't happen because censored likes lower stats for work
Glad you put those spoiler bars there so people could experience the real thing for themselves!
What do you mean that’s the actual anomaly?
OH SCHEISS- *[Censor Sound effect folowed by some guro shit noise. ]*
nah the game censored the monster because it's 2 spooky for the main character
Nah, that's a filter the Seraphs put over it, seeing it makes people go insane and if the censor fails they will terminate you.
@@Goddessllias There's actually a filter over ALL the game, which is why the entire facility looks so cartoonish - it is to ensure the manager won't go insane from viewing so much blood and carnage. [CENSORED] simply has such a gruesome appearance that no amount of cartoonish gloss can sufficiently soften the damage dealt to the manager's psyche - hence the corp's decision to just completely censor the abnormality.
If I'm not mistaken, the only way to make the form even bearable without just putting censor bars all over the abnormality would be to have the filter level high enough to make everything else simple geometric shapes.
Whenever I hear the Second Trumpet I know im in for a shitshow
Hey! At least you didn't pick Plague Doctor on day 8!
DO NOT PICK PLAGUE DOCTOR. AT ALL. EVER.
@@apocalypsebird8228 or want the true ending
Not really. It has the best armor in the game.
Poussey 0,2 resist is still the best even without bn
Poussey full set gives 5-10 damage absorption so you can take 0 damage in some cases.
Poussey still better then melting love one...
5:10
Red Alert music with Starcraft's marines, such a nice mix, could hear it all day.
inb4 apocalypse ta- bird
Which music name should I be looking for in 5:10 ?
@@tedizursa1277 red alert 2 - grinder
2:59
He got Queen of Hatred, Silent Orchestra, and Hentai slime....
Yeah death is just not nice to you today huh?
Judging by how UTTERLY ANNOYING Orchestra is and how Gameending Slime is, they probably made the best choice of the three
slime has "gas mask" in description. That one is the Naked nest. Ironically, abno with the worst description turned out to be the easiest one.
@@helios1087 IT CAN ENTER YOUR BODY THROUGH ANY HOLE
@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 owo
*Get a load of this [REDACTED]*
Soooo O5 council member that can reset time to when things were not on fire...a godsend for SCP to have, but the lobotomy corporation has it. Neat
inb4 you think using the rewind clock abnormality is a good idea.
@@JannetFenix Scp do have some thaumiel-type devices
They have a reset button
A little tip from me.
Give despair armor to your best employee, make him work on birb of judgement, get birb armor and farm ALEPH bullshitties with that.
I only let emplyee with full Smile set to work on Censored.
Schadenfreude’s gear is all you need. It can help you survive works on Blue Star.
Just use the painting or if you are really lucky and have theresia in the same department
It’s a good thing wiki exists. Without wiki, I would’ve probably get like 4 WAWs and 2 ALEPHs in day 16.
Not to mention how to handle these abnormalities.
@Detlaff von Drac Isn't it part of the fun though?
I didn't use the wiki I ain't no bitch (well I only used it to dodge the train from hell)
@@stormedrain come now we all love thomas the dank engine... the true horrors is the one disguised as safe and our most common fantasy monster starter turned evil incarnate
@@stormedrain I really like the train though. Just get a scrub to babysit it and you have free buffs.
@@Oceaan25 you don't get buffs from it you only get your employees one shot lol
One of my runs was where I was trying to get the most peaceful abnormalities as possible
I check the wiki before picking unknown abnormalities and all my choices were ALEPHs.
(the choices were blue star, censored and MoSB.)
That is possibly one of the worst combinations possible for a run. If CENSORED creates two offspring, they can instantly panic anyone they're in a room together with, which will then be sucked into Blue Star, and any bodies made before the latter does its thing or the former makes more offspring with can be used by MoSB.
The irony
Ngl, if you have mountain of smiling bodies, it's probably the easiest one to handle out of those three.
@@Mars-zv4kyis it? It’s the only one of the three that can escape on its own without being interacted with
@@danielwoods3896 containing no but fighting, he's the easiest to fight if you know what you are doing
My shining achievement in my useless life is that I was able to beat this cursed game
3:12
*I T C A N E N T E R V E R Y H O L E O F Y O U R B O D Y*
Uhh son, why are the FBI at our door
I think hentai monster is way easier to handle
@@yegorgribenuke6853 How about the say it handles you?
The worst part is the second i saw that flavor text i knew you were going to pick her, i also knew you were about to make a massive mistake.
I looked up a review for this game and found this instead and it worked out
3:14 oh no, you had a 2/3 chance of not screwing yourself.
Imagine everything breaching all at once... including Nothing There and Queen of Hatred. The hardest of resets
"THEY'RE COMING FOR US! IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!"
4:38 hm... really good question
See, this is why picking Theresia right next to the Censored is one of the luckiest things I've ever done in this game
(sees Blue Star has escaped)
...It's LEG DAY, bitches.
Tip: Never get 2 Alephs at the same time, the difficulty goes from hard but bearable to “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE” and then quitting the game. I got firebird and mountain of heads at the same time, They kept on breaching AT THE SAME TIME
5:49 Piper: Am i a joke to you.
This video was released 1 day after my birthday.
Yes.
My birthday is 4/20.
and this video was raleased at 4/21 and you have 241 subs
wow
Did you blaze it?
My birthday is that
*Everybody gangsta till rabbit protocol calls in*
see as soon as censored escaped i would immediately restart.
I am very careful manager that tries to make as least deaths as possible. I worked with Queen of Hate in a very strange way, but at least this abnormality haven't gone insane too often: my agent has to start working with it at a count of 2 jobs before meltdown, and when it gets at least 14, another agent starts meltdown, and when work with Queen is completed, it is not going to become angry! Oh, and if it will escape, I will reset. In fact, if any strong abnormality escape, I restart. I just love my agents
It is easier to suppress silent orchestra,mountain of smiling bodies phase 1, melting love heck i find apoc bird more easy than that bitch
@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 well, I dont agree, because one time bodies and orchestra escaped, almost everyone is either dead or insane, so it is restart. I was able to defeat apoc bird from second try, because first time either 15 out of 22 my employees died or my favourite first Devona died. Second try thou, she taken 9 my people, including third Sala. Well, doesnt matter. I dont allow anyone to escape. Except when I needed to. And also, I dont know why, but I didnt had melting love and pink heart for sure. Maybe I installed not the last version.
the game started with.
- I've overtrained all my agents to level 5 on day 5
- My agents can beat the shit out of anything that moves or bleeds.
- I'm unstopable
- easily defeats noon ordeal and waw anomaly
- I'm god
- first aleph
- first agent goes in and dies from work
- anomaly escapes
- every agent has gone crazy???
- repeat 13 times
- tryes dusk ordeal
- fuck
I witnessed CENSORED and immediately I knew it was gonna be one hell of a time.
3:01
-I've never seen the better choice options in my life.
"When the time comes, the train will chug down the tracks and sound its mighty horn."
I've been looking to purchase this game but was on the fence on spending the money for it. I'm thinking I will but please make more videos like this, its definitely swaying my opinion
Please do, the game has so much soul to it, it also got a lot of translation errors though.
@@brandonvelde5774 the new translation patch makes it a lot more worth it!
2:25 .... instantly pissed it off 😂 didn't even get to do anything
It’s ok don’t be suspicious of the happy magical girl she only wants everyone to suffer so she can feel better about herself
*Blue star:* Hi, you can manage me very easily as long as you have a max or near max level employee to watch me. I cause no trouble if handled properly.
*Red tree with yellow eye:* Hi, I'm even less of a problem. All you gotta do is keep me in view while working on me.
*Black Army (white dude in pink heart):* I'm annoying, but there's a simple flow chart you can follow so that I won't kill any employees. And besides other entities getting out and causing havoc, a high level employee can keep me in lockdown quite easily and you can reliably farm me for energy!
*Magical girl:* (Laughing) ... (Laughing and pulling out a gun) ... (Laughing and pointing the gun at my face) There's no stopping this. (Shoots me in the face)
Me who has silent orchestra : Trust me army in black isn’t easy especially when people start dieing
Looking at you purple noon
The best simulator of pressing the button ,,Retry,,
had 6 options: choose "Nothing there" and the slime girl right next to him.
I think i will have to start from day 1
Boi the rabbit protocol is so cool
Everytime i see a video of this game, its only chaos and death
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
The second I heard the third trumpet music, I had a knee jerk reaction that wanted to smash that mother fucking retry button
At least you got magical girl on day 25-28, I got her on day 15. Died 5 times, gave up, and returned to memory repository
What I did with Censored was I used Express Train From Hell's full facility heal the second after an agent entered the room. They would have their sanity get brought back up to 100%, and working on it would go completely smoothly from there.
Make more of these videos! They make me feel bappy because of comments. Altough im in very bad mood
Lobotomy Corporation isn't about progressing, Lobotomy Corporation is about dealing with all the alephs and deaths of your fellow employees.
Thanks to devs.
And this dear managers is why you should always use aleph tier gear against [CENSORED]
This energy between day 21-24 where you choose abnos that suit you the most, then you go fine with qoh! But all falls by either birds or alephs
Now *this* is a real "*fun*"
i swear i screamed every time you sent someone with teth gear to work on censored like bro you were ASKING for the chaos 😭😭😭
it gets way easier to work on that fucker once you get its weapon but before that, ALWAYS make sure you only send aleph gear employees to it. if you want the work experience to be less stressful you should probably send someone with black resistance that is lower than 0.5 (mountain of smiling bodies or melting love ego works best when you still havent taken down WN or apoc bird)
this is why I restart when I see a bad combo together
I simply avoided queen of hatred thanks to the flavor text... dodged a nuclear bomb there
hey what if this took place during half life 1. inb4 this is what hl3 was meant to be, gordon breaking into here and pulling a point insertion
The best dropped as soon as the laser was shot. Best sync ever
Every god-damn day is a struggle
3:16 lol i have definitely can relate XD read the descriptions and when the other two seems disturbing af, I pick the most friendly looking one
Just another day at the SCP Foundation.
I've heard painc people can activate Don't Touch Me, I thought it was false, then saw a panic person let out the Aleph, Blue Star. Now I'm starting to rethink. Thanks, Lobotomy Corporation for the retry day button. No thanks, Lobotomy Corporation for the panic people panic.
I was really lucky with my rolls when I got Censored. I had Theresa. And Child of Galaxy and between the CoG gift and a. Employee whipping out the bangers inward able to squeeze by comfortably through the works
You getting everyone because Magical Girl escaped : THIS IS AN AVENGER LEVEL THREAT.
4:11 That music sync with Queen of Hatred attack was kinda nice though
*Sees Video*
AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
he put a TETH gear agent to handle CENSORED
More lobotomy corporation!
If it makes you feel any better, all three options on the day you got Magical Girl are bitches to deal with.
We all hate the fact how [CENSORED] makes minions.
You sent agents to a new abnormality in TETH level armor? And continued to do so when it became obvious from the energy that it was an ALEPH? It's just natural selection, at this point.
Like that starcraft marines voice clip for the rabbits
When you don't have the WAW-ALEPH Items...
Always make an employee with high SP to deal CENSORED - duly noted
how do i deal with silent orchestra.png
YO!
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Grab it, grab the EGO, throw ‘em away using the memory depository
Silent Orchestra is one of the easiest to deal with because sometimes, you don’t even have to worry about it. You can just let it sit and redo your energy gains from a safe distance.
It’s followed closely by the Mountain of Smiling Bodies, because it’s a pushover without the other two body sections.
Temperance above 3 is acronym to
a cute little bird escaped
it only do one damage
>>suppressing
what can possibly go wrong?
when you [DATA EXPUNGED]
our sanity goes *brrrrrrrrrrrr*
It really do be like that
that magical girl is despairing it needs a lesbian lover
Considering she says "Sorry, senpai! But all I can do is to stop you!" when encountering the King of Greed I'm certain she's already got one.
No, she needs a witch to hunt for
-being meguca is suffering-
@@brandonvelde5774 well, the King has her own needs, and they don't include Queenie. So... yeah. Knight is the one I truly feel for. She seems to get that all three of them are screwed up.
Ok I know the censored boss hardest boss in lobotomy corporation now🤨
I just got Censored today, on day 28 in-game. Not much level V agents and got Nothing There on another department. I fear for my future...
Queen of Despair gweeeheeheeheehee
AND EVERYONE DIED
the end
Imagine let lv 2-3 work with censored
QoH might just be the most sadistic abnormality ever.
Ah yes, the agent starts panicking, *_and unleashes the thing that can oneshot ALL OF THE LABS_*
Classic.
*Laughs in 0.2 black damage defense*
I think I’ve just barely gotten Censored down to a science, and that’s with my maxed out, full Judgement employee holding a few useful EGO gifts going in only when it’s at full probability to barely scrape a High probability of success; meaning he barely survives most of the time with about 23 PE boxes.
Unfortunately I play modded so whilst I get the good (srsly who made Mephisto’s armour that stuff would let me solo a Midnight event) I also get the bad (I am 100% certain I have things worse than ApoBird to find)
it should be a dlc that involves the scp universe, could you imaging scp 682 there, thats an aleph for sure...
YOU FOOL YOU PICKED QUEEN OF HATRED
It sucks but hey at least you did'nt have what,both melting love and magical girl in the SAME department?!
PS: good o'l doc also says hi to 3 of my best staff...so restart i go.
Wasnt that thing the silent orchestra?
you clearly have experience so what do I do when two alephs that are equally dangerous have a meltdown and one effects all clerks and employees and another aleph that doesn’t escape but does if bad work result or meltdown what do I do I’m having a hard time trying to deal with the army, blue star, and nothing there all at once but I have no employees anywhere help I should probably listen to the info people give me this time
0:12
Me:okay got this I got lvl V employee taking the job nothing to worry about...
Ceancerd:wanna bet you little *ceancerd*
0:21
Me Cleveland voice:Aw...what the hell!!! ....no!... noo!! ... nooo!!! noooo!!!! Nooooo!!!!!
Lobotomy in a nutshell typical. Lol edit: Also looking at your csgo video im intersted into seeing any content in the near future!
This is why you don't get CENSORED.