Welcome in Rhodes Island where we are inclusive We recruit: -Mercenaries -Children -Convicted Criminals -Asylum patients -furries -ex terrorists -priestesess -cooks
3:36 - I got the April fools joke guys, Yii is lying about getting the 2nd place, you clearly can see it is a gold medal and not a silver one. that was a rookie mistake of your part Mr.Yii Arknights
@@far4955 And I mean, she's also a licensed doctor. It takes like 8 years of college to get your PHD, and that's after finishing high school. Even if schools in Arknights are far more lenient with their requirements than irl, she'd have to be a once in a generation child prodigy to get her doctorate before turning 18.
Ok, Non Arknights player who are in doubt whether you should play this game or not and somehow found this video after 1 April. Please don't take this video seriously this was a April fool prank.
Oh, that's basically the same thing I was commenting about just a moment ago. Yeah, I'm also worried about that. I don't always check when a video was released or read comments before, or even after, watching a video so I could totally see why someone not knowing about the context might just give up on Arknights without giving it even a chance first.
me 2 minutes on Arknights: tower defend? lame~ after play TR-2 about direction operator: I had open my third eyes that one training stage change my thought about arknights and make me s̶̶u̶̶f̶̶f̶̶e̶̶r play the game till now
oh I see we're going with the blue archive outrage meta deadass very sheesh and poggers and goated and bussin also you're accurate that arknights is a waste of time and the community that it both created and panders to is ten times worse p.s. shamare's panties and micro-croptop are visible through her transparent dress, and the two first available outfits were swimsuits for ifrit and vigna, the latter of whom makes suggestive remarks at the doctor frequently cry
I'm sorry Yii but I found a flaw in your otherwise perfect review. You say Arknights is bad because it doesn't have Amber from Genshin Impact. And yeah I'd agree with that but there is one small issue, we do actually have Amber in Arknights and that's April. This is a secret collab between the two so please keep this confidential, otherwise the mihoyo agent will come for you and me.
When I saw this video first in my youtube recommendation, I was like "Ok, box2 left the game because he was moving forward, and we got Yii who is leaving game becaue he is traumatized by box2's absence and he is drunk". Later I realized it was April 1st.
I can't agree with Yii on this. Some of the slugs can be quite terrifying, and even more so in large numbers. Also, if the video hadn't come out on April 1st then I might have taken this seriously. There might be some people who watch this after April 1st but don't notice the date, and maybe are interested in the Arknights but want to hear some opinions about it first, and then there is this video that says they should not play it. I just hope they don't give up on the gave before giving it a chance.
Whitecat missing notes was just his tablet lagging out, he quickly switched to mouse when he noticed he's missing, thats the only way he missed *3* notes
This is so accurate and true. But you know what makes it even worse? It doesn't have April from Your Henshin in Impact Such a disgrace to gaming culture everywhere
As an AK player, I feel like this video is a little offending to hear, but I’m cool with it, not everyone is going to like the game I play and vise versa.
As a woman who got only Shining in my first 10 pulls and got Aak as my second 6 star. Yeah the start is a bit hard when you have a drug addict and a medic only
"The children in this game are actually clothed." lmao
Why create genetically engineered catgirls when you can create genetically engineered gamers?
so true oomfie
@nuke how about genetically engineered gamer catgirls?
@@littlejohn8435 someone protect this man before the FIB gets him
Kirara Gaming
@@littlejohn8435but girls can't be gamers......
"Arknights made by yostar. Published by Hypergryph" definitely nothing wrong in that statement.
100%
Something’s a little off here 🤨🤨
Lore: doctor has military level coordination, winning fights with high iq strategies
Gameplay: i deploy surtr and they go brbr
"you cannot deploy guard or caster operators"
who is your god now
@@Nightmare_52 that would be exu, on drugs.
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No, not the doujin drug, the Aak drug.
@@1iqk71 exu with steroid.. cough .. warfarin
@@Nightmare_52 Ch'alter
The only ranged tiles are in the corners away from most enemies
I just realized that League of Legends is technically a tower defense game... huh...
Same with Dota. You defend your tower. 🤯
Half tower defense would be more accurate though, the other half being... Tower offense I guess?
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Half right? Cuz they defend their tower but with a Hero otherwise arknights was fully tower defense but with a rng
"Operators ranged from literal children to convicted furry"
Arknights operators summarized in a nutshell
You can also say that to the Azur Lane shikikans~
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Adding to the list: mythological creatures 😂
@@ofal5124 - cannibals
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"There isn't a single Amber from genshin impact"
April: (
Guess you could say it was... _April fools._
I mean, that's kind of an unfair comparison.
Because April is actually good.
hi yoooo
@@amaterasu697 And so is Amber. If you use her properly.
Elegy Amber as a burst support has been used to do the top clears of abyss floor 12.
@@charginginprogresss she's great at P2W level investment. Damm, she's actually good/s
That explains Yii's ability to make strategy content - reading Sun Tzu's Art of War.
the only time I tried to read sun tzu's art of war it was heavily edited by the communist party and it kept singing chairman mao's praises.
"Made by Yostar and published by Hypergryph" visible confusion
I can personally confirm that his video is 100% correct and should be taken at face value. Pay no heed to the date whatsoever.
Cheers everyone!
For once, a really well done and thought out April Fools joke. Been laughing my arse off from watching it! 🤣
i think Yii should make the ads for arknights, all those arknights ads are stupid.
ah time zones uploaded 31 march
are you everywhere where arknights is even barley mentioned?
Onlt tectone stans liked this comment. LOLOLOLOLOKLOLKLLJH
LMAO
LMAO
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3:36 - I got the April fools joke guys, Yii is lying about getting the 2nd place, you clearly can see it is a gold medal and not a silver one.
that was a rookie mistake of your part Mr.Yii Arknights
You've set an impossibly high bar as the first April fools joke I've seen today.
I doubt anything could top this.
What about Box 2's quit Arknights April Fools joke?
@@Nyantify I just saw it and I am mindblown.
What the actual f?
Box2 wins hands down
I'm watching this on march 31st, your trolling has no power over me
he figured out the strat hes cracked
Missed chance to callout April as Amber.
Or Exu since they share a VA
That's totally not how i was roped into Genshin
*April fools* :D
1:39 had me dying
True true I agree with your statement
*Cut to Angelina dragging Box2 out of the CZcams club*
He will be missed.
This aged like milk
Man I feel bad for you! 😅
lol
nah this aged like unpasteurized milk
Edit: well shit somehow the milk broke the rules of thermodynamics and became fresh again. SHIT
Yii: no Amber
“We’ve got Amber at home”
*points at April*
A year too late yii, i now have a crippling addiction to the game.
"The children in the game are actually clothed"
>looks at the susurro summer skin.
Bearly but I guess.
bruh Sussuro is a legal loli, she drinks lel
@@far4955 And I mean, she's also a licensed doctor. It takes like 8 years of college to get your PHD, and that's after finishing high school. Even if schools in Arknights are far more lenient with their requirements than irl, she'd have to be a once in a generation child prodigy to get her doctorate before turning 18.
Sussuro is an adult though
this is pretty much Tectone's opinion on the game rn.
Sad part, he's not joking and still shits on the community for no reason.
I mean, April is pretty much the Amber from Genshin Impact, they're goddamn cousins at the very least.
*April* Fools :D
"Don't play arknights"
"I do it anyway"
"game is too easy"
chapter 9 in the corner
1:39
You've convinced me to try Blue Archive
:NOTPOG:
The "2nd Place (you suck)" medal is just anything I do in life.
*loads shotgun with malicious Intent* good video Yii
thanks man
And here I was expecting April Fools jokes but Yii out here spitting straight truth
Graphic design is my passion
Ok, Non Arknights player who are in doubt whether you should play this game or not and somehow found this video after 1 April. Please don't take this video seriously this was a April fool prank.
Oh, that's basically the same thing I was commenting about just a moment ago. Yeah, I'm also worried about that. I don't always check when a video was released or read comments before, or even after, watching a video so I could totally see why someone not knowing about the context might just give up on Arknights without giving it even a chance first.
This is peak comedy and relatable
10/10
me 2 minutes on Arknights: tower defend? lame~
after play TR-2 about direction operator: I had open my third eyes
that one training stage change my thought about arknights and make me s̶̶u̶̶f̶̶f̶̶e̶̶r play the game till now
oh I see we're going with the blue archive outrage meta
deadass very sheesh and poggers and goated and bussin
also you're accurate that arknights is a waste of time and the community that it both created and panders to is ten times worse
p.s. shamare's panties and micro-croptop are visible through her transparent dress, and the two first available outfits were swimsuits for ifrit and vigna, the latter of whom makes suggestive remarks at the doctor frequently
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I'm sorry Yii but I found a flaw in your otherwise perfect review. You say Arknights is bad because it doesn't have Amber from Genshin Impact. And yeah I'd agree with that but there is one small issue, we do actually have Amber in Arknights and that's April. This is a secret collab between the two so please keep this confidential, otherwise the mihoyo agent will come for you and me.
Did not expect an osu reference
Wait, you were a game journalist?!? NOoOoooOo!!!!
When was the last time a game journalist managed to get past the tutorial?
Not to worry Blue Archive fans, you can still go to jail playing Arknights from all the tax evasion you'll be doing :)
or you can just go after Suzuran or something idk
6:28 goodbye box2
remember, he experienced ALL this in 2mins. what a gamer
In this video we get more Yii lore!!!
one of which is that he is born in a laboratory
"By watching glorious clips of Faker and White cat" But shows mrekk instead
When I saw this video first in my youtube recommendation, I was like "Ok, box2 left the game because he was moving forward, and we got Yii who is leaving game becaue he is traumatized by box2's absence and he is drunk".
Later I realized it was April 1st.
I thought it was one way... turns out it was an entirely different way lmao. Great video
"There's no amber in Arknights"
... so no April?
*April* Fools :D
"Do not play Arknights"
Me: Okay ....... *sad doktah noises*
yes amber rule arknights suck
I can't agree with Yii on this. Some of the slugs can be quite terrifying, and even more so in large numbers.
Also, if the video hadn't come out on April 1st then I might have taken this seriously. There might be some people who watch this after April 1st but don't notice the date, and maybe are interested in the Arknights but want to hear some opinions about it first, and then there is this video that says they should not play it. I just hope they don't give up on the gave before giving it a chance.
I mean, does there really someone out there who'll take opinions from a self-proclaimed "genetically engineered gamers" seriously?
@@faisalnugraha4007 Well, the internet is full of all kinds of people. That's about all I can say.
*I spat out a lung because of this video so 100% recommended and valid evaluation* 👍
6:27 was that a box2 reference? :(
Probably dragging him to naughty corner
understood, sir yii.
uninstalling arknights right now
I mean... I'm a 22yo guy studying macroeconomics to become an economist (**duh**) and I've studied the art of war 🤣
Guess I can become a warlord too
Didn't think yii would be an osu gamer. What's your rank?
Time to see how many people who didn't realize it's April fools
5:54 He's the God and Saviour of Arknights, Our Lord Aosta.
Aost'amen.
"Made by Yostar-" oof that hurt as an azur lane player
Took me out with the main character being homeless in Genshin comment. XD
There is no Amber from Genshin Impact. Then stroll pass April... Your Amber is right there..
*April* Fools :D
the most painful part is that April was right next to Aosta on the list
"There is no Amber" tell this and we can see April on the screen
I just read the description and man loves amber my man is cultured asf
*Arknights release date: 1 May 2019
Genshin Impact release date: 28 September 2020*
- Arknights stole content from Genshin.
- ????????????????????????????????????
this vid was posted on april 1st
Well done dude, well done! Tears are rolling down my cheeks right now from laughing so hard! 🤣
Whitecat missing notes was just his tablet lagging out, he quickly switched to mouse when he noticed he's missing, thats the only way he missed *3* notes
The Yostar joke is the best one and no one can tell me otherwise
This is so accurate and true. But you know what makes it even worse?
It doesn't have April from Your Henshin in Impact
Such a disgrace to gaming culture everywhere
I feel kinda excluded from the joke because where I live it’s still march 31
Hey there human from past
xD
What you mean there is no amber. Have you looked at April?
1:38 *suzuran summer outfit entered the chat*
Made by Yostar and published by Hypergryph
what sin has HG committed to be slandered like this 0w0
edit: the whole video is satire XD well done
no amber in arknights?
bro u trippin, amber was the featured 5 star in the surtr banner
As an AK player, I feel like this video is a little offending to hear, but I’m cool with it, not everyone is going to like the game I play and vise versa.
the dare!!! stealing from LoL! outrageous!!
whitecat lmaoo didnt expect osu here
instructions unclear. got addicted to game
How many hours of editing did you do to make this one video?
way more than usual (and it nearly killed me workload wise)
I honestly agree with you man, been playing this game for 2 years+ and it's very terrible, I just can't believe how bad it is.
April is just a more Bunny Amber
Oh dang! That's kind of what happened when I pulled in the beginner banner! Shining as the first 6 star :')
A prank that hurts
*looks at date*
"Hm yes it's that time of year again"
Now yii makes alot of arknights videos
Hell yeah, Astolfo callout in the opening, thats all I have to say
“Anime…and women” he says, showing Astolfo on screen. Who’s gonna tell him?
So you work for BuzzFeed now?
this review is considered scientifically correct
we will now refrain from adding a K at the end of your name
I know Yii wasn't born in a lab but a slime from Dragon Quest with different color and able to talk and make videos with no hands
I'll change this message into a lengthy shitpost tomorrow
Laurent ? Is that you?
XD, whoever takes this tothe heart must learn the word Joke. Man, first time watching your vids and I'm lovin it
I like how this video perfectly describes my 1st thoughts on the game.
Yo Fool, you missed April (Amber, from Genshin Impact). /s
Also, clever play on words lol.
Chiptune track at the end of the video is? Nothing in description.
lmao the esc at 2:18
Just wanna say how apart from the meme HaRdCoRe GaMeR parts, this video actually contains fairly good descriptions of Arknights.
Was this uploaded 11:59 march 31 or 12:00 April 1?
never knew you play osu yii
As a woman who got only Shining in my first 10 pulls and got Aak as my second 6 star.
Yeah the start is a bit hard when you have a drug addict and a medic only
Great review
0:09 Arknights is publish by yostar made by Hypergryph yes i know it 1st april
If you want amber in Arknights maybe take a look at April XD. also amber jp va is exu sooo.........
I think I'm losing brain cells by watching this at 6 am