catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James) | Perfect Person Ep. 56
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- čas přidán 1. 08. 2023
- Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.
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Caller: I told a massive lie needlessly and I might get caught. What do I do?
Miles: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss.
This is exactly what happened 😂
If they get caught they can say they were practicing their acting skills😂
This feels like a merch opportunity
@@pasc8699holy shit that is genious
LETS GOOO
Not Kwesi giving these white women fake black names 😂😂😂
😭
So good! I love that he uses real names instead of like potato
I immediately thought, "Chante's got a man at home." and "Shantay, you stay"
The first guy is keeping childlike wonder & magic in the box offices of NYC. Protect him at all costs.
dude kwesi is such a good guest for this show he gets so hyped
The girl leaving her flashmob to take the call is so iconic and something I never expected
The fans of this show are incredible💪🏼
Need “lies can be good if they’re for your own benefit” as merch
Truer words I have never spoken
“You are…” 👏 “THAT BITCH”✨ has cured all of my mental ailments, and I definitely listened to it here and just audio many many times in a row
make it a tiktok sound
Agreed! @@tobiwong0
Somebody clip that for me and send a link.
I am obsessed with the fun little liar 🤣 what a goofy lil agent of chaos and joy
😂 I like the way you put that
I do too bc I love doing the same thing I just have never admitted it 😭😭
Why was their wedding speech advice genuinely so fire
kwesi saying he's scared about the callers situation w the crush and miles going "no don't be scared" 😂😂😂 they're so invested !!! love it
Miles gave great advice to that caller and I haven’t seen any comments about it!
Soundboard suggestions:
- Clown nose honk (for when someone is being a fool)
- Emergency sirens (for when someone is being gross and needs to be locked up)
- Horror piano riff (like maybe the one from psycho when she's in the shower)
this episode had me kicking my feet n giggling kwesi is so perfect for this show
not miles & kwesi having a full ass “get real” moment before the actual “get real” segment 😂
Miles is correct about freezing bagels. I freeze all my bread and toast it up.
Definitely agree with Miles, I don't think Shanté should apologize to Dirk for her "fumbled" response and I also don't think she should say he's hotter than her! I think it's fine she didn't respond with a big flirty comment back to him...she sent a heart eyes emoji and he also could have kept the conversation going at that point if he wanted to. I think she should respond something flirty to a story of his or just reach out and say hey let's hang out. Great advice as always, Miles
"loving you is like breathing" made me tear up too
There’s not enough love in the world for Kwesi. A thorough gentleman and also, very cute ❤
When Kwesi said “you can do it” I really believed in myself for a second
I had zero motivation to start my day but now Kwesi is here to share his ✨Perfection✨ and suddenly I am rejuvenated
i’m in the exact opposite situation where i’m listening to this before bed 😅
“Come on Shaniqua” took me out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m just starting this episode and Kwesi saying ‘who are you? wtf?that came out of your mind??’ captures how I feel about miles/this podcast sometimes so perfectly 🤣
I always love a Kwesi episode. He's a great guy, he's interesting, and just a handsome man.
Some things in life expend spell slots, and some things regain them. Listening to Perfect Person is like a short rest where I drink tea and regain my spell slots.
I love that Miles and Kwesi believed Troy when he said he came to Broadway to be an actor. There’s no way😂
pretty sure he meant moving to new york 😭
okay but the story with Dirk… NEEDS TO BE FOLLOWED UP (& could be a movie??? 😂)
Kwesi’s energy is off the charts ✨
Fellow Canadian over here; I am loving this ! 🤣❤️ don't forget the flannel !!
He needs to watch some letterkenny clips to lean into the Canadian guy vibe
I SCREAMED FOR JOY WHEN I SAW KWESI IN THE THUMBNAIL
I always end up watching these episodes eventually, but when I saw Kwesi was the guest I clicked immediately
Dude as soon as I noticed he was on this morning I screamed with excitement and my 11 year old son was like "ooh it's your crush, Kwesi" lol. I was like before I can begin my day I HAVE to watch this!!
So funny thing about "Oh I will never see this person again so I will use a fake name" game. I gave my now fiance a fake name when I first met him. And now 6 years later I still hear about it.
can’t believe it’s been a year of this show, it’s been a tough year for me and this show has brought me joy n laughs every week. love
I'm Canadian (I live in Calgary Alberta) so the Canadian lie had me in stitches. I loved the Justin Trudeau smokes crack line too lmao. It was actually Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto and how crazy is that lol. The fact that his brother, Doug Ford, is still in office as the premiere of Ontario and people are expected to take him seriously is whack too. And yeah there aren't a lot of Canadians that think very highly of Trudeau either lol. Anyways I love listening to you guys and everything Miles said about Kwesi at the beginning was bang on!!!
Omg you read my mind! Calgary here too, I was going to tell the caller that if they're pretending to be from Medicine Hat they should definitely not speak highly of Trudeau 😂
Kwesi James!!! Everyone needs a Kwesi in their life. Just a solid, great dude.
Take a shot every time Kwesi says "come on yo" ✨
THE FLASH MOB GIRL IM DYING LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mile's advice: *gaslight*
We simply MUST gaslight at work
I just need the two of you to read positive affirmations to people. It warms my heart
Best advice show ever. Miles is always boosting everyone up and I appreciate that so much
not the “that bitch” motivation speech making a comeback 😭😭😭
I'm not from Medicine Hat BUT I am from Alberta - caller hmu if you need Alberta facts to fuel your fire
With all the dunking imagery I’m imagining Shantay dunking on Dirk Nowitzki
Love the first guy 😍😂and also as a Ghanaian see kwesi always make me happy.❤❤
Advice in Shawn'tae's situation: I would definitely say that you should message him and give him your number, saying something along the lines of "Hey! Next time your in (insert your city here), text me!"
My last crush and I communicated mostly on Instagram for a while until I got her number from a group chat because we were classmates and we were able to set up meetings a lot easier after that.
Oh my god I did not expect to hear Medicine Hat in this podcast!! Amazing choice for a lie 😂
Miles and kwesi! Yay. Also they do make toasters with a defrost button ❤🎉😊
Kwesi is such a good vibe!
I’m so happy Kwesi is here he’s the best! I suggested it in the insta q and a (as I’m sure many others did)
"Find what I like about myself and make that what the content is, versus what other people might like about me"
Damn
But what if i do heroin and then accidentally come up positive for poppy seed bagel?
Omg, that would be a great bonus episode. A speed round, where you take a bunch of calls, but you only have 1-3 minutes to solve the issue 😍
ooooo I was just rewatching the other Kwesi episode yesterday, thinking he should be on again soon. Another perfect person I think should be on is Molly Burke
Yay! So excited for Kwesi to be here
major bagel tip is to put a small piece of waxed paper between the slices pre-freezer so they don’t get frozen together
To the poppy seed thing, it’s totally true. Right now I’m in a situation where I can’t start my nursing clinicals because I tested positive for opiates two weeks in a row. I’ve never done opiates in my life, but I used to eat everything bagels RELIGIOUSLY. Be warned!
the first call has me crying like when your start lying for fun not realizing whats going on
never in a million years did i expect the words "medicine hat, alberta" to be uttered on the pod but here we are
i have covid and the first couple minutes have already been an injection of health and serotonin ty yall
same here 😭😭 feel better soon
i am USING that wedding speech advice. wow
I love this podcast so much, genuinely makes me laugh out loud every time when nothing else can do that. Please never stop making this show! :)
gotta say i really truly love and appreciate that miles didn’t take kwesi’s “new york” to mean nyc, he took it to mean the state. i’m from upstate too like his family members in new york and man does it suck getting totally ignored for one city cooooonstantly ngl
So glad for this episode! I needed this wholesome good vibes after a long week
Yall just totally fixed my work mindset so thank you!
absolutely love kwesi! saw you posted queef jerky on your story to promote this video and i think they would be perfect guests!
Yes! Kwesi is back!
I LOVE THIS EPISODE
maybe I'm too new to this podcast, but I think this is the first time I've heard a male caller on here!
Male callers are few and far between for sure lol
We can maybe count on one hand the amount of male callers there have been. It is very rare.
Perfect Person is my favourite Podcast!!! 🥹🥰
Thanks you guys ♥️
Such a beautiful get real segment🙌🏾
Kwesi is THE BEST guest!!
YES KWESI IS BACK
This is such good advice for a wedding toast
PLEASE DO THE SPEEDRUN EPISODE MILES IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.
Omg 😂😂 I'm from Canada... like we all know each other, "hey other Canadian come here, you may know this guy".
Glad the fires have passed my area for the most part
It sounds like Kwesi bought "The empty lot" from that Yakuza0 video game🤣🤣
Thank you for the bagel tip, I’ve never thought about doing that.
As soon as I saw that Kwesi was the guest, I made sure to wait until I could provide my full, undivided attention to watch this episode!
Kwesi is probably the best guest so far imo
New Perfect Person alert!! Ciao!
Ciao ciao!!!
I want Kwesi on every episode!!!!!
yaaaaas miles telling the caller not to put herself down to lift dirk up!
Love Kwesi !!!
Box office dude is flying way too close to the sun.
Loveeeee Kwesi❤
Kwesi is amazing 😊
Wow the first call. This is why I NEVER lie.
Kwesi is the rizzler
MILES I LOVE YOU
On Celebrating your small wins - you didn't miss the opportunity! You're the one who gets to choose which goal posts you celebrate. Maybe you didn't celebrate a whole year of the podcast... but you could celebrate helping 200 callers (or 250... 300... 311, I don't know what number is gonna be special to you). The wins that are traditionally recognized as being meaningful don't have to be the wins that are meaningful to you - you're allowed to celebrate anything that feels like an accomplishment. Honestly, celebrating the number of callers you've helped so far puts that year of 54 episodes into a much better focus anyway... because what does 54 episodes mean? Well, if you talk to an average of 3 people per episode, that's already 162 people that you've impacted. That's pretty incredible! If you wanna celebrate years of being podcasting, that's awesome too, but please don't feel like you missed the opportunity to celebrate the first year. Celebrate the first however many callers instead. Next year celebrate year 2... or 325 callers, you know... whatever metric works. No matter what metric you look at, you did that shit and it's awesome.
that get real hit hard
Listening and then hearing Rochester NY mentioned felt crazy, hello from Upstate NY
Absolutely LOVE when Kwesi is on!!!
I'm going to Thailand next year for my honeymoon! The floating markets look amazing and there's plenty to do. Hot springs, massage, mountain climbing, elephant sanctuary. Have fun, Kwesi~!!
My partner and I hope to go to Japan, and spend a few nights in Thailand for our honeymoon. The Thai food alone seems worth it, but there's also such a beautiful, rich, history there to explore. To get an actually affordable massage sounds amazing! I think the thing to do after that would be to go find a hot spring. :) Safe travels!
KWESI!!
Yes rochester!
Kwesiiiiii 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Meeki cat! ❤
Also I believe it depends on the food, but as a rule of thumb, things in the freezer last properly around 6 months. Then you get freezer burn, which sounds worse than it is, but I think effectively the food turns bland
Fun watching this while Kwesi and Miles' 18 year old son are in Thailand right now.
KWESI!!!!!!!!