This tank simulator, is CURSED! (ROBLOX Tanmk Simulator)
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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2023
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You wanted it. Here it is! My first foray into the wide world of Tanmk. Only after making this video did I realize that the people in my comments weren't actually all suffering the same stroke while typing the word "tank" and that they actually meant to type "tanmk." I suppose I should have known that if I had joined their frothy discord sooner. Oh well, nothing lost, nothing gained.
Either way, I was rather impressed with this little tank game, and if you like what you see, the game is free! Just download Roblox, create an account, wait 7 days, and you can do exactly what you just saw me doing for the past 30 minutes of your life! I bet you wish you had that 30 minutes back don't you. Think about what else you could have been doing in 30 minutes. I mean, that's a long time, like a pretty sizable chunk of your day. Why weren't you doing your homework? Or studying for your test? Your dishes need doing too I bet. You suck. Now all you've gotten is a small smile hopefully maintained throughout the entirety of this video, and some tank facts you will never have to repeat to anyone else ever in your lifetime. Congratulations, I'll see you in my next video!
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Hope you enjoyed the video! Thank you Skateboard_Sam
Of course the day before this goes up more people joined the Patreon. Here is an updated list of members:
Little Z
Checo
Jacob Moore
Lukeisadog
Dynasoar
IAMDEPREST
hackerkm
Joseph Marshall
Sir Charles 'Foxtrot' Oscar (TEABAG)
Battleship61
Raz Reviews
blake smith
I wonder what patreon members get, prolly some eta feet pics that they have to warship
Do another vid on this game
Yea
Another video would be great!
This game is a unholy hybrid between Warthunder, Roblox, and Girls und Panzer.
"War Thunder as a sport, where nobody dies"
My man literally described the whole plot of Girls und Panzer lmao
Literally, plus the white flags are a reference to GUP. Cant believe Eta hasn’t heard of it.
@@teclador617 You're right, we have to make him watch the anime, the six movies and read the manga, and if we really manage to do it, make him read *that* GuP manga
Eta is a Closeted GuP fan
GuP, a true man's anime
@@kandia25 I've watched Gup, but what is "that" Gup manga?
He finally played a game for true tanmk enthusiasts
I love tanmks
I love tanmks
I love tanmks
We love tanmks
Glory to the CEO!
So basically, each turret in the game has a reload speed multiplier while the guns have a base reload time. Also, turrets that are lower tier than the gun theyre using get a rotation speed debuff.
Not toer. It's weight based
@@dragonmastercj871 yes
i saw a AMX CDC turret spinning quite quickly with a 75mm QOLOP
you should make like a private server and invite a few people in to see the degree of cursedness the builds in this game can get
custom servers let you do that
M1 Abrams with fake merkava turret,,
L3 with the biggest cannon in the game
As someone who played the second pre-alpha, I have a Cromwheel. It's a Cromwell. With wheels. It's very cursed. There's also a BT-7 without tracks from the Beta that emits old cartoon running noises from it's engine. Also I love how APHE is actually realistic in this game, by being a cone, rather than the unrealistic sphere from War Thunder.
You can also downtier parts depending on the type of part (hull, turret or gun), and tier of the parts on your tank. (You can only downtier a part by one tier, so you can use a tier 3 part in 1-2, but not a tier 4 part in 1-2.) More details below.
For example,
You can use a tier 3 hull in 1-2 by using a tier 3 hull, tier 2 turret, and tier 1 gun, or by using a tier 3 hull, tier 1 turret, and tier 2 gun.
You can use a tier 3 turret in 1-2 by using a tier 1 hull, tier 3 turret, and tier 2 gun, or by using a tier 2 hull, tier 3 turret, and tier 1 gun.
Same sort of stuff applies to higher tiers.
Lastly, this game uses client-side damage to prevent ghost shells, although that DOES lead to sometimes getting shot after you go behind cover, because on the enemy's screen you hadn't moved behind cover yet.
Ghost shells happen very often since the Last Resort update, it happens by your shells freezing mid air.
There’s also a bt7 with *blok*
@@womf726 I haven't yet had that occur to me, but I do recall seeing floating shells sometimes.
@@womf726hi
YOOO U ALSO HAVE IT?
"I spotted a crusader like appendage." Got me giggling good.
I genuinely hope that these developers get to export this game outside of roblox so that people can play it without being held behind the roblox ecosystem because it would be such a shame if this game gets lost to time as people hop on the next Roblox trend and this game gets buried. Even if they have to learn networking and all of that if they do it, which maybe down the line better for them as an individual for work.
there's an ANCIENT roblox tank game called Armoured Combat that's been dead for years that was so cool. it was just about what you'd expect except it used the creator's "soft-body" models for the tanks so you could damage and chew through each individual part on a tank. it's a shame it's completely broken now
@@ansleygrouff7652 yooo we used to play that game too, way back in 2011-2012 I believe
@@tanmkgamenerf term for the 800th time
Yeah they should do that and get sued by War Thunder without ROBLOX as their defender.
@@waryth4475they clarified in the description that This is NOT war thunder
Life is Roblox, Tanmk is Life
getting blasted by a 380mm round is life
Man actually invented Girls und Panzer at the end
Top tier guy here…The voices the voices of my comrades can’t get out of my head…My T-72 crew dying from the ammo rack…My Abrams’s crews reloading as fast as they can before dying…My Challenger 2 crew getting flanked…My T-90M suffering and sometimes Bias
This game is great! As a warning however, the further you progress in the game and the better the tanks get, roblox begins to show its cracks and it is quite infuriating occasionally.
I throughly enjoyed your video! Would love to see more of this game!
The Panzer II G you mentioned is actually the Panzer I C. While the two tanks are remarkably similar in appearance (I thought they were the same tank at first), the turret and suspension are-ever-so-slightly different in appearance. Not only that but the Panzer II G was extremely hard to find pictures of and I could only find one or two sources that weren't video game wikis. Plus, some sources used pictures of the Panzer I C to represent the Panzer II G such as the one you showed, which likely led to some confusion.
...also yes...top tier is hell...
Holy moly you're right! Welp thats gonna bleed into another video coming out soon, but thanks for that correction. I feel like I need to dive back into the Panzer II's for another couple hours tonight now.
@@eta320 the white flag is a refrance to a anime called girls und panzers where there's a sport called Sensai-Do and tankery is meant for girls
the biggest hint for it being a panzer I is its name, (ex: Battle pass 1 = panzer I, battle pass VI B = tiger II, etc.)
5-6 already is hell💀💀💀
Edit: I am currently grinding for the T-55 right and it's pain😔
@@MK-IX DONT BUY THE T-55 HULL NO!!!!!!
*AHAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS WORTH FIGHTING FOR!!!!*
This is easily one of my new favourite videos on youtube. Just seeing you having fun in something I've helped support is amazing!
I've been playing for just over a year. Many individuals will complain alot, much alike Wart Hunder, but the game itself is a blast in every tier except 11-12. 11-12 is a new and its quite dodgey in my opinion, but it will get better in time.
I really enjoy your reactions to the gameplay experience, seeing all the cursed machinations and really cool combos. You dont even think about min-maxing or optimising. No concern of "Whats the best". Just what's cool? What's fun? And that is the perfect experience. You're pretty good too!
The forklift reaction has be laughing constantly, ive never seen it myself in game. It was a monthly reward I think a while ago.
Thank you skateboard_sam 🙏
*Thanks for joining us Eta!* Looking forward to hearing more from you in the discord, or even in game!
forklift is one of the monthly reward tanks, similar to the concrete sherman, there are different parts/tanks each month, such as a shopping kart, the 38cm, amx 40, and a few other custom tanks here and there. the FT 17 is a crate reward tank, so opening the tier 1-2 crates has a .1% each crate.
Hey, professional mobile Tanmk playet here, high-tiers are painful with all the lag
Edit: the white flag is a reference to girls und panzer, when a tank gets disabled the it raises a white flag, like that in the anime
Finally! The Tank game that I always wanted him to play
As for higher tiers, they are actually very fun as well. No stock grind or helicancers. Tiers 7-8 and 9-10 are arguably the most fun because you get nice variety and stabilized turrets.
You earn significantly more with each tier so the grind isn't bad. And you get tons of money from dailies, that's my main source of income.
16:13 this thing has way worse armor and a bit worse mobility but its advantage is stability, the Pz.II loves bouncing flipping, especially with bigger turrets.
19:05 both guesses are wrong, it's Ke-Ni.
24:50 he has spawn protection
That froklift was a reward from dailies, rewards change every month, you can't obtain it anymore.
Turrets do affect reload a lot. The higher the reload multiplier, the faster the reload.
Btw, a custom CTS game with fans could be fun.
I agree, custom CTS game. Moon map?????
@@Craken Moon map? Never heard of that one.
It's not a Pz.II tough
@@justmrcrow Yeah I also read that comment. Close enough.
@@Damian-03x3 it's big
FINALLY he is playing my favorite lego game!!!
In terms of high tier gameplay, I'd say it is pretty intense with many vehicles having thick armor with lots of composite and stuff and missiles and annoying aps, but also often there is only like 2 or 3 high tier servers happening at any given time and are usually full to the brim
The white flag thing is from girls un panzer :) they truly have all the tank references in the world, it's really great. I always forget there are other people who really are into tanks, your channel and also this game really proves there in fact is. Feels good
Cooking and watching eta is like balancing a life and death situation
Edit:
I severely overestimated multitasking so my pressure cooker did a certified T72 moment.
Does this count as Eta's first tank kill?
I’d say so
Someone needs to send him an image of a kv-2 turret on a tiger hull.
Very true I asalu have a tiger-1 and Kv-2 with a 20Pounder is in tier7-8
Hey, since you started playing roblox, i recommend playing Multicrew Tank Combat 4 too!!
24:00
You just defined Girls und Panzer.
Great show and I am pretty sure that's where the flags come from when you get knocked out.
yeah white flag come out when knocked out
But yes i was about to say the same thing lolllll
As someone who recently finally step into the realms of tier 11 in the game, I can say for certain that it is a trip to play. It can be fun, but it can be equally as frustrating when you go to higher tiers. But at the same time, you have the freedom to go to whatever tier you want with no monatary consequences, so even when you finally get to the high tiers, you can shuffle back to some low tiers for tomfoolery whenever the fancy takes you. And that is the best part of all, lol.
Dang, I might actually consider playing Roblox after seeing this video. Which is pretty crazy, because I personally dislike Roblox. But seeing such an interesting alternative to War Thunder that probably takes up way less storage on my computer than WT, and without all the crazy microtransactions, looks pretty fun actually
If you look hard enough you'll find some pretty good quality games.
Yeah come join us! Tanmk is a great game in my opinion. No bias at all.
Roblox has a lot of issues. This is the fault of our unstoppable monpopoly corp having significant negligence and corruption, using all the issuess to benefit themselves. But we make do with what we've got and have fun!
Yah there are some hidden gems in Roblox, Black Hawk Rescue Mission 5 (Best one here), Neo Warfare X, Project Stardust, Dead Ahead, DSS 3, and I was gonna add Multi Crew Tank Combat 4, but someone replied to my comment saying its all basically stolen assets.
@@ttpechon2535 If a person wants a competitive game, Arsenal or Phantom Forces work as well as the games you mentioned.
@@ComradePanzer Definitely
The little white flag and the ENTIRE concept of tankery as a sport is represented in the anime “Girls und Panzer”.
I find it hilarious that my Ft-17 tank made it in this video. I thought your name looked familiar. xD. It's the QF 6-Pounder but I can't tell with the weird muzzle. I think that was my first game with the FT-17 hull, I had just gotten it out of the crates.
We can be way more cursed. We need a T-34 chassis, KV-2 turret, and a BT-7 gun. Alternatively, Chaffee chassis, Sherman 75 turret, and T28 Super Heavy gun.
ELC Bis hull with a Maus turret, it makes it hull down wherever you go haha
I strapped a calliope turret to a maus hull.
no regrets.
@@godofcheese5528wth is it good doe
It’d be really funny if this is the video that gets an insane amount of views because he’s playing Roblox
anything for views
you earned a SUB make this a series :D
This definitely looks less painful than some other tank game out there 😂
"Babe wake up, Eta uploaded a video about Tanmk."
Babe wake up, new Eta vid just dropped!
I loved the video, yea...highter tiers are funnier and lot messy too! There is a lot of people who hate on the Autocannons, or the down tiered tanks (Like if you have a tier 9 cannon, and if you put it on a tier 7 hull and tier 7 turret, you can use it in tier 7-8)
I would love to see more video about Cursed Tanks Simulator :)
If anyone watched this video and reading this, maybe you have met me in CTS, i am Russian_Givi
I wouldnt say the game gets harder at higher tiers per say, but rather the gameplay dynamic does change a lot, as the higher tiers, the more part combos you can get, and some parts are still useful at higher tiers.
This was amazing lol. We all know that real tank enthusiasts play this game!
wait a minute
9:04 THIS IS LITERALLY A WARTHUNDER MAP
-someone who plays too much mid tier warthunder
From my experience of playing the game (I'm at tier 7-8). Auto cannons are quite powerful. They can also be quite annoying to deal with because they can just shred your tanks apart.
People usually say roblox is a lego game for kids and clearly never played it, this is 1 prime example of a good roblox game.
23:55 eta rediscovers the premise of girls und panzer
"thats a fckin thing"
-eta320
You can’t forget in this game, you can put in 125 mm cannon on an L3
Thank you skateboard sam, very cool
As someone who plays cursed tank simulator on a almost daily basis I can indeed say you will start to struggle at around rank 7-8 because the hulls get pricey and now they have added working ATGM’s so those are always flying around. I’d say go for around 5-6 and you can have decent fun.
As someone that has played this game for nearly 400 hours…
Top tier is quite sweaty but the rewards are quite nice. Also the T-14 armada is at that tier as well
P.S: certain crates can drop parts as well
Finally, a real tank game is played
Alright time for another eta video let's goooo
It does get crazy on later tiers, heck 3-4 you can see turretless hulls with guns as big as the hull.
18:03 yes. Yes it does.
Also, you may see humvee’s with silly gun combos
23:24 my man is forklift certified
*Tank* you, skateboard Sam 🙏
23:48 ah the devs is a man of culture
I just realized the white flag when the tanks die is a girl und panzer reference..also awesome video!!
The higher tiers get worse and worse. Though, tier 5-6 and 7-8 are the golden tiers where everyone goes to to relax and have fun.
Though, when you reach tier 9-10 and 11-12, things only go downhill from there. If anything, just try to enjoy the game while you can!
playing higher tiers in cursed tanks simulator is yes, just like war thunder higher tier pain but the good thing is that thermals and NV isn't in the game 'yet', so we have that on the bright side for the moment
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"war thunder as a sport, were nobody dies, like they could restore tanks and fight in an arena."
That's literally the plot of Girls und Panzer. it's an anime where highschool girls join a club to literally fight each other in tank on tank combat...
you should also try multicrew tank simulator with some friends dont do it with randoms very hard to find a competent player
24:00 that’s called tankery my friend
7:56 That muzzle break somewhat reminds me of the Soviet 122 muzzle break, or maybe I'm thinking of something else
24:00 what he ment to say was: imagine GUP but in real life
24:04 he's literally explaining the plot of Girls Und Panzer 😂
24:00 bro just described the entire premise of Girls und Panzer
As someone who is almost top tier in this game, you haven’t seen the least of the cursed bs
oh it get's worse, the FV4005 AKA Shitbarn is in Tanmk too. together with it's Moster 183mm Cannon.
“ war thunder in real life “ as your explaining it it sounds more and more like the plot of girls und panzer
“Tanking but sport” bro just relayed the plot girls und panzer
You should try Multicrew Tank Combat 4. Make sure you read the manual in the main menu when you first get in.
Edit: READ REPLY
I wouldnt. MTC is ran by some very corrupt individuals who would be investigated for predatory actions if Roblox ever did anything about their issues.
MTC's entire game is stolen scriptwork, models and maps that is just hodge podged together to barely work.
Take it from a guy who used to work for MTC. They do not deserve the recognition.
@@TheManOfMyriad Holy crap really!? I never really looked into the Devs, but now I am! Also ya, Roblox never does anything about people breaking rules, we've all probably seen the videos on that.
@@ttpechon2535 They've tried stealing from Tamnk, Syrian Shenanigans, and some others. Once even tried to outright steal SS & try an copyright strike the original one.
@@TheManOfMyriad JEEZE! I just remembered a few months ago the main game went down because of copyright stuff I think, didn't think much of it at the time, guess someone was tryin to get there stuff back. But wow I didn't think the Devs were THAT evil!
Id love to see you play the game again (game is uphill the further you get tho)
23:59
and then he just kinda starts explaining the premise of gup
this is so gupcore
Also the higher tiers can feature some funky designs like a t-72 maus
cts tier 4 is pretty hellish but tier 6 is fun and from there it gets more sweaty after tier 8 as you move up
(end of video edit:) big tip! you can bring a higher tier part into your tier by using lower tier other parts. it only works for parts that are 1 tier above though such as a tier 11 gun brought into tier 10 by using a tier 9 hull and turret. that example would be a +1 gun -1 hull -1 turret combo and there are other combos that you should experiment with. also be careful playing the tiger I, you get booted up to tier 6 and its gonna be hell to play the actual historical tiger I in there (lord knows i eat them for breakfast).
Cursed tank sim veteran here, top tiers are hell
Is this real chat?
The point for cursed tank sim is to build youre own models be it real or youre own designs it a fun game you can be accurit if you like but some won't. This was still a joy to watch.
i am happy you played this game
17:55 It is a living hell in upper tiers..
Dude you made a mini m4a3e8 28:26 XD
2:25
OH NAH NOT THE DEMON CORE
This game shows creativity in tank design you can go plan and historical or go full creative drive and make you own tanks and their states like increasing armor or something
The forklift was a very old daily tank award
Hello eta cursed tank player here . Ur question. Kinda it kinda gets hard in higher tiers . Still fun tho . Tip: dont join random customs i joined in my kv . My enemies were m1abrams and leopard 1 and 2 💀
I'm a 6-7 rank player in this game, it does become a living hell as players get the HEAT and HESH rounds. I decided to stick a 183 HESH cannon on the tiny french tank.
23:55 bro is perfectly describing girls und panzer
I remember adding a M47 patton turret into a M22 locust turret and adding a 130mm rigatoni got me hella amount of kills!
The thing adjacent to the maus is the e100
Funniest thing is about this game is that you could probably put a MAUS turret on a very little tanmk
23:55 - 24:08 literally the concept of Girls Und Panzer XD
The warthunder irl would have paint shrapnel and shells made of hard plastic. Paintball tanks if you will.
This sounds fuckn AWESOME!!!
i would love to see more of this lol
I, as a Tier 5-6, say that it's still kinda easy and fun to play at higher Tiers, though you need to use skill and also watch out for ATGMs
As a veteran of tanmk, yes top tier is hell infact somehow can be more hellish then warthunder somehow in some way
the forklift is a event vehicle and the driver's helmet is 3000mm thick ERA, ya could ask the devs for access to stuff like wt and near top tier is fun but top is hit or miss
This is like if somebody wants to play the fake stuff WOT puts out but cant play it if its not War Thunder mechanics
also maybe the devs will give you a press account or a money account with alot of stuff for this gane
"war thunder irl"
there is a anime that is exactly what you described, girls find and restore tanks and fight in a arena against diffrent nations, as a sport, to save their school
(girls und panzer)
its quite popular, but u didnt seem to recal or know about it, so yeah
24:18 you just described girls und Panzer anime
Would love to see more of this
surprisingly using the panzer II plus the 47mm gun THEN reverse into battle makes it SO stable, and OP due to the engine taking up half of the hull so your practically unkillable since you go unlimited fire extinguishers XD