Van Damme Movie Timecop Is History's Most Important Film - Best Movie Ever
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- The Van Damme movie Timecop is by far the greatest science fiction movie masterpiece of all time. It's like Looper starring Bruce Willis, only like a million times better. Van Damme, through the movie Timecop, changed the world for the better and gave us eternal peace and prosperity.
Nobody really died during this video. It's a movie.
#vandamme #jcvd #bestmovie
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Found this cannel 2 weeks ago. Funny as F.
*ICE PIRATES*
It's my birthday month....probably the best part, finding this channel.
Great video, but more folks need to watch Greatest story never told. xD History's a bitch.
Every time i have a bad day I watch this channel and laugh my ass off, keep doing the sarcastic videos. it's awesome!
"Terminator 2 rips it off 3 years prior" lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣
It's time travel, you wouldn't get it.
Dude I was rolling
James Cameron steals from everyone
T2 was released in 1991, but takes place in 1995. And Timecop was released in 1994, so the math works out.
@@RichV20 That works out a lot better than those recent Terminator grabagefests.
JCVD's push up did not cause him to fly up into the air, JCVD's push up throws the entire Earth away from his fixed point in space.
… which launched Steven Seagal away from the planet into empty space.
@@NothingIsKnown00nah Steven seagull is so heavy that he wouldn't notice the earth being pushed up and down
Chuck Norris is displeased with your comment.
Expect (not so) swift retribution.
You are confusing Jean Claude with Chuck Norris. For the sake of humanity, don't do that again, last time someone did that was when the dinosaurs ruled the world and look up what happened. Not good, not good at all.
😅 mans going to have a near chuck Norris experience.
Love how you absolutely shit over Steven Segal and treat Van Damme like the second coming. Totally accurate and reflects my view perfectly.
unbiased reviews are what this channel is all about
As it should be
I mean, I've literally never heard of van Damme outside of his acting but every time Segal isn't acting (and 80% of the time when he is) he's an annoying douchebag. He's also a cop, which automatically makes him uncool. All that automatically makes van Damme better. Plus he can do the splits in a way that isn't comedic so...
Lol, I forgot about that brick wall at the end of the time sled track, fucking hilarious, somebody call OSHA.
@@malkeus6487 yeah, Segal isn't even a real cop. He's just into cosplay and the police have a laugh behind his back
True
Van Damme dancing in Thailand is the most pure form of joy on this Earth.
“He then proudly shows his belief in rights for women” *punches her right in in the face. Gawd I love this channel
punched her _right_ in the face with his _right_ hand lol
It's funny because I'm pretty sure van Damme actually assaulted a woman while on a drug bender in the 80s
Thats equality in its best !
@@brunospfc8511 you’re goddam right my friend. That’s why I love it here
With Van Damme it's equal rights, equal lefts and equal high kicks.
I don't want to watch movies anymore, just summaries of them by this guy.
“Some women have all the luck” dude I laughed so loud I woke my kids up lol
pfftt.. sure you did
🤣
And went back in time and did it again.
Cos I thought it can't be funny twice.
Twice the D
They don’t need sleep anyway.
“Terminator 2 completely ripped it off…”
🤨
“…three years prior.”
😂
Van Damme makes even mullets look good, no one beats Van Damme at anything.
Man can ski in loafers
I think seagal beats him in one area: shitting himself while trying to look like a badass
Chick Norris would like a word with you.
Still rocking the mullet in the mid nineties
No one beast Van Damme, Chuck Norris beats no one, everyone just goes into submission, ergo Chuck Norris beats Van Damme.
Looking back at JCVD movies, they actually do hold up. The action is epic. Brings back good childhood memories of watching these... We were essentially raised by this man. Respect.
Jcvd movies almost always include some righteous boobs too.
Yes sir
@@fezchavez Universal Soldier was a sexual awakening for a lot of gay guys 🍑
I just now realized I watched Time Cop as a pre-teen.
for some straight ones too. @@AndrewNewZealand
🤣"He shoots Van Damme only two to three feet away, with a taser..but Van Damme still able to wake up.... assest what is happening...and dodge"
I laughed👍
JCVD has Spider sense 🤣
AND he had drunk a bottle of whisky and was in a drunken stupor.
I love how Van Damme time travels in a vehicle only to emerge without a vehicle.
And travel back without one as well
"space ice voice" Are you physician or some shit ? no ? shut the fuck up shithead ! Watch that damn film ! ^^
The vehicle was too slow so Van Damme got out and legged it the last bit.
...and lands in water only to be dry with a perfect haircut minutes later.
That’s just science.
The fact that you add the dance scene in EVERY van damme movie review makes me laugh every time. Love these vids
I'm waiting for the VanDamme dance in everyone of these videos.
@@fighthighlights2201 …and the fact that van Damme takes a break from the intense action to return to Thailand and enjoy dancing with those two good looking women for 45 minutes. It’s really what i look forward to in each SpaceIce video😂
TimeCop is so good, the move writers went forward in time to find all the best movies ever made and then came back and made this masterpiece.
No plagiarism or copyright issues
It's definitely based on a true story, but none of the people actually die here. Re-upload because CZcams didn't think that was made clear.
Yes, I'm serious
Is this a re-upload?
Yes
It’s cool I’ll just watch it again
CZcams is so uncool. :/
YT thinks every movie is a snuff film.
I wonder if they've graduated to deleting comments mentioning snuff films yet.
Quite possibly the greatest movie review in human history
HEY space ice, as a 40 year old, fat irish man who grew up with this great content, i will say this... we need more of these movies in 2022
You mean movies where the whole point is to be entertained and have fun?
@@SpaceIce yes. Movies without ''The Message''
without any "woke" content👍
@@SpaceIce Exactly that, anyway i really enjoy your content buddy so keep up the good work!
movies like before Disney became an evil Empire
The van damme dance is the best moment in all cinema history 😂
Please never stop these insanely funny reviews! Comedy gold sir
I was listening to these while driving down the road (I wasn’t watching just listening )and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep my eyes open -so this guy almost killed me.
Me too. His videos and a hour drive to work is a deadly combination. But I can't stop. Must watch them all.
@@thedumbguncollector5546 is your next meeting for next weekend so if I get to the beach I’ll
@@thedumbguncollector5546 so you're like those type of people who sue McDonald's because it made them fat....
@@Menibor1 good idea!
I actually went to go see this movie when it was released and loved it. One of the most underrated sci fi movies ever.
09:36 “It all culminates *FU!* It all culminates…” Omg, dying laughing over here!
I just commented what you said damn near verbatim!! I’m on like my 10th watch!! LMAOOO!!!
My favorite part!
RIGHT LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
He shows his belief for the rights of women.
Proceeds to throw a right punch!
Semi-automatic hair dryer…. That was funny😂😂😂😂
The opening scene in Timecop is one of my favorite opening scenes of any movie/film ever. I knew we were dealing with time travel, but I still did not expect that to happen. It inspired me to imagine so many ways in which I'd use contemporary weapons to take things in the past lol.
I know this is a re-upload but I watched it again simply down to its extreme awesomeness.
Same.
1 veiw per Van Damme
"So she ditches ferris & gets with JCVD - talk about an upgrade" - absolutely love this guys literary breakdowns. in fact this guys interpretation is often far better than the original movie... but seems to only work with JCVD or Steven Seagal movies!. Tho in fairness I don't think that JCVD dancing scene could ever get old, timeless masterpiece.
Don't forget, because "She's only human"! 😅
The constipated voice makes these videos so much better
you mean “the manliest voice on the planet”
He sounds like a good comic version of the old time movie trailer voice dude
Constipation before narration
I thought he had a "conspiration theorist" voice, but your theory is better.
WOLVERINE
"We're not sure if we can trust you anymore." "Let's send you back in time instead of someone we do trust."
Protect JCVD at all cost . Voice gives it a man cave feel in here
Every thumbs up you get is from someone in their mancave including me.
@@JIBMONEY 🏆
You don't protect JCVD, he protects you
I saw this the first time it aired on TV as a boy.
I instantly went through puberty because of the kitchen split scene.
I was 7. I hit 6'1 before JCVD's feet were back on the floor.
Gotta respect van dam I mean every movie he flies to Thailand and dances the dedication wow!!!
This was the movie we saw when I went on the first date with my wife.
To this day I'm not sure why she spoke to me afterwards.
This September we've been married for 24 years 🤣
My grandfather was a B17 tail-gunner in ww2 and he passed away this week. RIP Corporal E.T. Flood and bless you for your service.
"It all culminates... f**k you! ... It all culminates in an epic rematch against Steve Buschemi."
I laughed so hard my eyeballs almost popped out!
This channel is criminally underrated. Keep doing your thing dude, it'll blow up eventually.
I agree
Dude went from 49k to 62k in the past week. Sh*t is blowing up.
Well deserved, especially for how he destroys Seagal.
Its blowing up right now. I stumbled across Space Ice maybe a week ago and he gained maybe 10000 subs in that time. Which is great, the guy is hilarious.
@@johan8969 He's up 25k from 2 weeks ago. Let's blast this channel into the stratosphere.
right!??! i watched this shit for a week straight and it helped me not off myself. i laughed so much
All kidding aside timecop is on of the best sci-fi movies
My god the push up in the kitchen is SO INCREDIBLE
This movie was absurdly better than i remembered.
A movie that could perfectly predict 2004 from ten years before is nothing short of supernatural
What will happen in 2033?
And with perfect accuracy.
Timecop was such a good f’ing movie.
I cant wait for universal soldier to be chosen, the Thailand dance scene in that film is fireee
Dude awesome review. I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors up got the cops called on me. When I told them why they sat down and watched your review with me. Then afterwards they promptly arrested my neighbors for dissing JCVD. Love this movie a true classic.
I just woke up from a 13 year coma from not realizing that it was JCVDs voice at the beginning talking to Ferris Beullers girlfriend.
10:08 the part about T2 ripping the “freezing and shattering the bad guy” from Timecop three years PRIOR is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 specially since both movies heavily feature time-traveling
Just discovered your channel 😃
PSA: Don't watch these reviews while working out. I was going for a max bench and suddenly burst out laughing. Luckily I channeled my inner JCVD and spin kicked the weight off my chest 💪
I was doing some burpees while watching it, and accidentally pushed myself up through the concrete roof into the apartment of the upstairs neighbour's, who turned out to be Steve Buscemi.
Space ice is the JCVD of comedy.
I love how both JCV and seagal movies are pretty much the same, but you respect JCV's work ethic way more lol.
For real.
The difference in effort is crystal clear.
Plus Van Damme actually bothers to stay in shape for his movies.
Not some fat fuck who doesn't even have good choreography other than slapping.
Jcvd is also jacked as hell
@@raysmith3920Someone told Seagal he needed to get jacked, and the doughboy thought that meant he should eat more cheese.
Timecop amazing and needs 4K release
Of course Timecop is based on a true story. That's why you never heard about real Timecops- if they do their job right, of course you never hear about the crimes they stopped, cause they never happened. Obviously.
It's all true, except they changed names and locations for safety reasons. For example the mall he's in is Vancouver's City Square Mall. It's a great mall known for it's impromptu villain/cop battles.
@@frenchyroastify Man, future history is fascinating
Found your videos about a week ago, let me tell you I can’t stop watching them either in the work truck, or as my substitute for TV. Keep up the great work!
FELT. I just found it last night
Me too. Started watching like 2 weeks ago.
Came across them last week by fluke, really funny and entertainingly hilarious
same here.. just about a week ago and seen most of em by now.
WAY better than actually watching these shitty movies 😂😂😂
Absolutely! How does this badass channel only have 65,000 subscribers. It's so good, it's worth a few million.
Another certified hood classic 🔥
biitch you aint no G, square
I found a bloodsport/timecop DVD once. Was the greatest moment of my life
I don't blame you for the re upload, more people need to catch on to this channel. Very funny and strangely comforting.
Nobody can top seagal (russki superstar) when it comes to sh1t movies.
Vandamme=less views than seagal.
Russki p0w3r.
Davaï, cyka blyat tovarisch.
The guy who was worried about his cat was the star period.
If ever I’m flicking through the channels and come across Timecop I will always watch it! Must’ve seen it 10 times!
There is nothing better than JCVD in the present than JCVD in the past AND present.
I love when this guy puts the Van Damme dance in this upload 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how 2004 looks like starwars age
I know. At least let it be 2090.
Bro, your videos have popped up dozens of times but I never clicked... UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO! I can't stop watching them! You're hilarious! I've been sending your vids to all my friends.
sooo. 2 people
@@jesseramirez9062 ...How did you know?!
Timecop is definitely the best movie ever!!
Saw this in the theater and that split was a religious experience. All praise JCVD.
i almost got disappointed there was no dancing until it came at the closing moments. i can sleep well tonight
The dance bit gets me every time.. 😂
Timecop is arguably Van Dammes best movie. The filmmakers actually put an effort into this movie.
Bloodsport has an Academy Award winner in it. 😉
@@crap8011 it's a good movie. But Van Damme's naive acting at the time is unwatchable
@@LukeLovesRosehis acting is amazing actually
I'm glad we can all agree that "Timecop" is the best Van Damme movie ever made. 🤗
P.s. Maximum Impact... 👏
I believe Double Impact was slept on but Death Warrant is on regular replay in my house🤣🤣
@@Bighead2K1 double Impact! Agreed 👍🍻🇦🇺
Bloodsport imo
@@Mastervading4306 I think we can all agree, Either BloodSport or Kickboxer was what got us all into the V.D kick splits 🙌🙏🏻👐
I vote for Bloodsport ❤️
this awesomeness is absolutely insane, I still cant believe i saw this in a movie theater!
I love how the balloon men are doing the splits after the nerd conference on time travel
This channel is bloody BRILLIANT!
I kind of like the looks of the self-driving cars in this movie. They're like mini tanks, which is helpful because if they get in an accident, they're not going to crumple like soda cans.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time the narrator is so funny all his narrative has me cracking up
Don't stop, these are the most insanely funny reviews ever. Van Damme repeating his most badass Splits. He has the most badass line "Huh I'm still kicking I'm must be on Broadway."
its still the best start to a movie after all these years...so awsum when watched for the first time
“A push-up, so powerful…”
I’m subbin😆
This is the best movie ever. I have watched it at least 1sth times.
I like how Steve Buscemi is in Timecop and Escape From New York. He has a great agent.
Dude, do you have a patreon? I’d gladly pay to support you making more of these masterpieces. Also, please do Starship Troopers!
I actually burst out laughing when the balloon sculptures doing splits came into frame. Great movie. Van Damme/10
You sir are an internet treasure. I was dying here with the Jack *fucking* Sparrow one.
SAME 😂😂😂😂
"Tsang Tsung" played Viper in American Ninja 5, a series of movies that deserves to be here.
I could have sworn I've seen this one before....oh well more time traveling JCVD!
yea i was confused too. in the description he explains that CZcams deleted the vid so he had to reupload
i pause this 50 times to have time to laugh,at 51 i had to go in another room to laugh,to not wake my kid :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I tell you,this is Gold.Never!!!.....don`t stop this :X
Thank you Space Ice for uploading Time Cop. This world needs your madness more than ever. My girlfriend is about to break up with me because I can't stop talking about you. If Van Damme was here... he would do roundhouse kick to her face! Yea!
She’s doing you a favor. Alexander Grace knows most girlfriends, especially if they become wives, are drones not worth your time.
That "It was Tuesday " bit was fucking hilarious.
I was not known for laughing out loud before I came across this channel. Now my wife thinks I'm taking drugs 😆
I really liked this movie. Definitely one of JCVDs best movies
5:16 Wow the technology of 2004 was so advanced.
So..... he's like, a Cop that travels through time, then? A 'Timecop'? Brilliant!
This looks like a rerun. Oh well worth watching twice.
6:42
"...Which pisses off the scientist in Van Damme, who knows amps are what fucking matters"
LOL !!!
Ahhh one of van dammes most dangerous moves he drops doing the splits and hits them with a move known as the 4 finger uplift brings tears to the eyes of the toughest man legend says he went to the knuckles
It really is his best film.
The balloon figures in the shopping mall in the shape of Van Damme doing the splits, dead 😄
I thought I was the first to notice. 😢
The JCVD dancing spliced in all these videos has me busting up laughing everytime 😂😂
"then he proudly shows his belief in rights for women" 😂😂😂
I hope Van Damme watched all your videos. These are gold!!
That was a great experience to watching this movie in theater back then.
I agree, this version of Timecop is The Most Importanist Film Ever!
We have decided that you are in fact actually Jean-Claude Van Damme, In some sort of crazy Steven Seagal style self ego boosting attempt while at the same time... Bringing down your Nemesis, also Steven Seagal.