Stallone Movie Cobra Is A MASSIVELY Underrated Film - Movie Recap

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • The Best Stallone movie is the 1986 movie Cobra is one of the greatest action movies of all time. It is over the top insanity, with high doses of Stallone, action, and 1980s absurdity. Everything about it is %$#! awesome.
    #sylvesterstallone #actionmovies #stallone #movierecap #80s

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  Před rokem +78

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @thehalevirus8477
      @thehalevirus8477 Před rokem +3

      Big fan! I would love to see you do 'Tango and Cash'!!!

    • @REDVETTExxx
      @REDVETTExxx Před rokem

      Man this shit is funny! You so stooopid🤣🤣🤣. I love this movie but my god the 80’s🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottjoseph9578
      @scottjoseph9578 Před rokem +2

      Genius!

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 Před rokem

      The starting narrative only says how fcuked up America is , not the World mate.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Před rokem +2

      You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.

  • @Jerec
    @Jerec Před rokem +231

    "This is the most over the top Stallone movie since the Stallone movie Over the Top" is quite possibly one of the best lines I've ever heard.

  • @sexbeet
    @sexbeet Před rokem +284

    I lost it when he yelled "drop it!" AFTER he started shooting 😂

    • @user-cq9xg2nx4d
      @user-cq9xg2nx4d Před rokem +31

      What else to expect from a person who eats a frozen pizza cut with scisors)))

    • @DeltaEchoGolf
      @DeltaEchoGolf Před rokem +17

      He technically "followed procedure"!

    • @ezet
      @ezet Před rokem +12

      And it worked as he indeed dropped it

    • @koteymccall4375
      @koteymccall4375 Před rokem +4

      Yeah that’s the joke of it

    • @Fascistbeast
      @Fascistbeast Před rokem +1

      Hey dirtbag 🎤 😂 lmao

  • @jtmplmbr4465
    @jtmplmbr4465 Před 2 lety +585

    “Yelling drop it between gun shots…” 😂

    • @agsid209
      @agsid209 Před rokem +9

      That was the best haha

    • @casioak1683
      @casioak1683 Před rokem +10

      Yelling "drop it" while he shoots the bad guy dead lol.. like, it's never too late

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Před rokem +51

      Most realistic thing in the movie

    • @louielouie5120
      @louielouie5120 Před rokem +1

      A great movie!!!

    • @Highlander1432
      @Highlander1432 Před rokem

      blows him away too
      like 20 shots

  • @mr.novemberfoxtrot3406
    @mr.novemberfoxtrot3406 Před 7 měsíci +45

    “Go ahead. I don’t shop here.”
    My favorite movie quote of all time.

  • @doriangreen3231
    @doriangreen3231 Před rokem +131

    _Cobra_ is like an insane, amped-up parody of _Dirty Harry._
    And, ironically enough, Andrew Robinson is in both films!

    • @frankdeleon4209
      @frankdeleon4209 Před 10 měsíci

      Doesn't need a holster just sticks shit it in his pants.😂😂😂

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan Před 6 měsíci +4

      Who is secretly a tailor in all those movies.

    • @douglaswatters7303
      @douglaswatters7303 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He gets punched in the face in both films

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Před 2 lety +842

    The 80s and 90s: When everything was made out of C4 and nitroglycerin 🤣

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 Před rokem +47

      The good old days!!

    • @Jinz3
      @Jinz3 Před rokem +4

      😭😭😭😭

    • @niceguy1774
      @niceguy1774 Před rokem

      ...as opposed to today, where everything is made of white guilt, gender dysphoria, virtue signalers, and Champions of Passive-aggressive behavior.

    • @borisp9163
      @borisp9163 Před rokem +2

      😂🤣

    • @chocodiledundee1
      @chocodiledundee1 Před rokem +23

      And Vietnam vets …. In the 80’s most everything had to do a Ex Vietnam soldier and an ex CIA!

  • @ryandeffley7652
    @ryandeffley7652 Před rokem +491

    "You're a disease and I'm the cure" is one of the best one line burns EVER.

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. Před rokem +21

      There's no coming back from that line.

    • @highwaystar3780
      @highwaystar3780 Před rokem +19

      "Ladies and Gentlemen...I saw Cobra last night and this is my review,..Stallone is the Disease and Acting lessons are the Cure",....David Letterman

    • @ryandeffley7652
      @ryandeffley7652 Před rokem +4

      @@highwaystar3780 - 🤣💀

    • @Fascistbeast
      @Fascistbeast Před rokem

      Not cheese at all 😂

    • @ShhImASpy
      @ShhImASpy Před rokem +1

      @@HAYAOLEONE He dropped it alright. Not a proper drop but still...

  • @kealunleday3948
    @kealunleday3948 Před rokem +169

    “Just that knob existing should be a massive OSHA violation “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @borisp9163
      @borisp9163 Před rokem +5

      😭

    • @1Dub79
      @1Dub79 Před rokem +3

      I’m done! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Před rokem +1

      I spat coffee all over my phone!

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu Před rokem +5

      What gets me is? Why would there be sparks and steam at that warehouse is beyond me?! Especially when nobody was there before they went in? That is a OSHA violation itself..💢😂🤣

    • @Jay_Z.
      @Jay_Z. Před rokem

      That part made me laugh too!!!🤣☠

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Před rokem +139

    I love this movie purely because of the amazing 80s vibe it gives me. It's like I'm really back there in that decade again, playing crappy Commodore 64 games, watching hired movies on a VCR and waiting for the weekend when my family would eat takeaway on Friday nights.

    • @paulh4943
      @paulh4943 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Best times

    • @ducksoff7236
      @ducksoff7236 Před 5 měsíci +1

      What the hell is a "hired" movie? What did you hire it to do?

    • @John75Mulhern
      @John75Mulhern Před 2 měsíci

      And watching the cartoons like Transformers and Masters Of The Universe on the TV

  • @Ad_Man1024
    @Ad_Man1024 Před rokem +19

    Stallones mumbling in the beginning is truly some of the best voice work of his day

  • @JesusGarciaTexan
    @JesusGarciaTexan Před rokem +219

    The 80s and 90s was Hollywood's peak.

    • @godmaentertainment4375
      @godmaentertainment4375 Před rokem +7

      and Rock&Roll

    • @casioak1683
      @casioak1683 Před rokem +8

      80s was gritty, disco / metal Hollywood
      90s was family-friendly Hollywood

    • @shmygolas
      @shmygolas Před rokem +6

      there was a lot of cheese in the 80s (like this one), of course, some greats too. 90s was also pretty cool. but 70s was the greatest decade in Hollywood. countless great movies came out then

    • @godmaentertainment4375
      @godmaentertainment4375 Před rokem +3

      @@shmygolas Some where in the mid 90s movies and Rock&Roll just died.

    • @Saintinthecity-wh9nl
      @Saintinthecity-wh9nl Před rokem +2

      Come on! I love 80s films but the golden period of American cinema was the 30s and 70s.

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Před 2 lety +90

    Just remember: Toys R Us WANTED their company represented in this movie😂😂😖

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu Před rokem +4

      So now, there's no more stores standing...🤯🤦🤣

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 Před rokem +4

      @@JoMagic-ny8zu 🤣🤣😂😂👏🏽😂 oh, that's right!

  • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
    @CrazyLinguiniLegs Před rokem +205

    “A murder every 25 seconds…250 rapes every 11 seconds…a burglary every day” lol, saving the hardest hitting statistic for last

    • @highwaystar3780
      @highwaystar3780 Před rokem

      Brandon's AmeriKKa

    • @jajafeedyns8082
      @jajafeedyns8082 Před rokem

      I smell a trope here...

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken Před rokem +4

      it was true tho. you think he pulled those stats out of his ass?

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem +22

      @@ChickenMcThiccken Well, this film is obviously a documentary, so…

    • @lookingforlove839
      @lookingforlove839 Před rokem

      @@ChickenMcThiccken well, with 250 rapes every 11 seconds, I'm sure there is plenty of room there

  • @pinebarrenpatriot8289
    @pinebarrenpatriot8289 Před rokem +91

    Cobra, Tango & Cash, Over the Top. Stallone is in so many classics outside of the Rocky and Rambo franchise. Arnold and Sylvester are living legends.

    • @Confucius202
      @Confucius202 Před rokem

      Not to mention "Stop or my mom will shoot".

    • @juicyfruit6311
      @juicyfruit6311 Před rokem

      No love for Sly and Dolly in "Rhinestone?"

    • @tayhawkins9235
      @tayhawkins9235 Před rokem +1

      Omg! I forgot about Tango and Cash! I loved all these Stallone movies. 😂

    • @pinebarrenpatriot8289
      @pinebarrenpatriot8289 Před rokem +3

      @@tayhawkins9235 "anybody want to get high?" Best line in Tango and Cash. Fun fact, Tango and Cash was the very last movie to be released in theaters in the 80's

    • @kalybnielsen4183
      @kalybnielsen4183 Před rokem

      All I have to do when watching my nephews is show them movies we watched growing up, they are always reluctant to watch them, 2 minutes after Cobra or whatever starts, they are hooked

  • @cotydinsmore4868
    @cotydinsmore4868 Před rokem +148

    "Calling it a plan is generous, and everyone involved should be ashamed."
    Its just too much for me, man. Your videos have me in stitches

  • @brucelucasjr5856
    @brucelucasjr5856 Před rokem +741

    Fun fact: Sylvester Stallone wrote Cobra as a draft for Eddie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop, but was turned down cuz it was too gritty and violent. So he went and made his script into a movie. That is how Cobra came to be

    • @fdation
      @fdation Před rokem +20

      I never knew that but I can see it being part 2.They made that more gritty maybe because of that?

    • @dc7236
      @dc7236 Před rokem +8

      Wow...
      How do you even know that!??

    • @brucelucasjr5856
      @brucelucasjr5856 Před rokem +14

      @@dc7236 I don't remember where I saw it but it stuck with me cuz I'd have never made that connection otherwise. I always thought that was a cool lil nugget of info

    • @dc7236
      @dc7236 Před rokem +53

      @@brucelucasjr5856 imagine Eddie Murphy crackin Jokes the whole time thru all the over the top violence

    • @zibtihaj3213
      @zibtihaj3213 Před rokem +2

      Wowww

  • @MrWojas92
    @MrWojas92 Před rokem +138

    The part where he narrates how the security guard is trying to stop a van going full speed with a pistol slayed me 😂😂😂

    • @efstathiosisaakidis1630
      @efstathiosisaakidis1630 Před rokem

      The last bullet didn't do the job 😂

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 Před rokem +9

      To be honest, I was surprised it didn't work too.

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 Před rokem +1

      @@genxer1 right! 😳🤭

    • @seric4546
      @seric4546 Před rokem +4

      Pistols in Cobra are very powerful. A couple shots from a snub nose 38 into a control panel causes a whole steel Refinery to Spring to life.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 Před rokem +3

      @@DarkroomMedia007 The van didn't explode from being shot either like would happen in real life. I'm calling bs.

  • @psyberdelicxp6042
    @psyberdelicxp6042 Před rokem +178

    The part where he cuts the pizza w scissors has been my cure for depression since this 1987

    • @STONESGAM
      @STONESGAM Před rokem +26

      Lol. Mine is when he takes the cigarette out of that guys mouth, rips his shirt off and tells him to clean up his act.

    • @travisjohnson6358
      @travisjohnson6358 Před rokem +5

      That's how I cut pizza lol

    • @yootaobe5536
      @yootaobe5536 Před rokem +4

      @@travisjohnson6358 same lmao it works so much better, what's with these people? 😂

    • @travisjohnson6358
      @travisjohnson6358 Před rokem

      @@yootaobe5536 I know right

    • @metalgrinch
      @metalgrinch Před rokem +11

      It's scenes like that which helped to shape me into the man I am today.

  • @ureasmith3049
    @ureasmith3049 Před rokem +17

    " I really thought this bullet would stop the van in it's track" 🤣🤣

  • @seric4546
    @seric4546 Před rokem +147

    Good analysis of this'80s classic. I was also impressed by Cobras ability to do witness protection detail. Always walk the witness out the front door of the hospital get into a highly customized hot rod and Burn Rubber for about two city blocks. You know, so as not to draw attention.

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 Před rokem

      Lol! Burn rubber. 😆

    • @ryanmozert
      @ryanmozert Před rokem

      yeah

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC Před rokem +5

      Also, make sure to take the witness to a secluded location where there's zero backup, despite the fact that you personally believe there's an entire army of psychopaths who are trying to kill them.
      Standard operating procedure.

    • @seric4546
      @seric4546 Před rokem +2

      @@CopiousDoinksLLC I seem to remember detective Monte saying "we should keep her in the city where the security is" but what does he know.

    • @taketheredpill1452
      @taketheredpill1452 Před rokem

      LOL

  • @jehawkins333
    @jehawkins333 Před 2 lety +261

    Please keep these reviews coming. It's an art and a science, and i think you may have perfected both.

    • @HNIN1973
      @HNIN1973 Před rokem +6

      You could say it's hard to tell where the art stops and the science starts..

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Před rokem +1

      You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.

  • @benitomaldonado7080
    @benitomaldonado7080 Před 2 lety +862

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    • @Robo311Star
      @Robo311Star Před 2 lety +71

      And to think only a few thousand of us know of this gem

    • @6sKi6z6
      @6sKi6z6 Před 2 lety +18

      I love that this movie was Stallone's idea for Beverly Hills Cop. And when they told him they wanted a comedy, he made this instead. Mostly as an excuse to flirt with the chick who would be his wife...temporary.

    • @bernardm2312
      @bernardm2312 Před rokem +21

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    • @Brightmarine95
      @Brightmarine95 Před rokem +26

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  • @UDONTCME111
    @UDONTCME111 Před 6 měsíci +6

    The egg carton gun cleaning, pizza scissors, toys ‘r us Christmas song scene could be one of the craziest things ever put in a major motion picture.

  • @rebelwithoutaclue9387
    @rebelwithoutaclue9387 Před rokem +25

    I loved this movie as a ten year old kid in the eighties! Every weekend from ages 7 to 17 my cousin and I would rent 1 action, one comedy and one horror/thriller!

  • @lgbfjb1183
    @lgbfjb1183 Před rokem +224

    One of sly’s most iconic characters, highly underrated, surprised he never reprised the role in a sequel

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 Před rokem +23

      Dont give them any ideas dude!!

    • @lgbfjb1183
      @lgbfjb1183 Před rokem +4

      @@henrlima87 yeah they would mess it up, especially now he’s 60’s

    • @fifedogg511
      @fifedogg511 Před rokem +7

      @Amtrakn Metalhead he also has a new show coming out on paramount+ called The Tulsa King or something like that looks pretty good

    • @1Dub79
      @1Dub79 Před rokem +11

      Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. I first seen it, when I was about 7. I bought it a few years ago on Blu-Ray.

    • @wolf-bearchief3705
      @wolf-bearchief3705 Před rokem +7

      @MichaelMyers'knife Seriously, he's awesome, a tough old dude still kicking ass

  • @darreng8256
    @darreng8256 Před 2 lety +101

    lol this came out right after Rambo 2 and Rocky 4 when nobody could tell him what to do 🤣

    • @scmsean
      @scmsean Před rokem +3

      Actually they did. They completely edited the movie from the original.

    • @prideneverdies1001
      @prideneverdies1001 Před rokem +18

      @@We_Are_Borg_478 "Tango and Cash was ridiculous" You take that back right now

    • @proguninc4080
      @proguninc4080 Před rokem +9

      "Nobody could tell him what to do?" Maybe thats why Rocky 4, Rambo 2, and Cobra were all great man-movies. 💪

    • @proguninc4080
      @proguninc4080 Před rokem +4

      @@We_Are_Borg_478.... But he already WAS more than Rocky and Rambo. He was COBRA.
      😎💪👍

    • @camaroman101
      @camaroman101 Před rokem

      @@scmsean cobra? What was the original like?

  • @YingJwo
    @YingJwo Před 2 lety +54

    9:40. Got to love how a couple of the guys banging axes together are wearing business suits.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 Před rokem +7

      Early disciples of the Purge.

    • @AdoreYouInAshXI
      @AdoreYouInAshXI Před rokem

      Pretty sure it's to give the impression the Cult is full of powerful and corrupt people, such as the female cop. Or maybe that's my brain trying to find logic in an illogical situation.

    • @cyclonus01
      @cyclonus01 Před rokem +5

      The first rule of fight club...

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu Před rokem +1

      Don't be fooled..These cults and others recruit people of all trades as long as they join by oath and loyalty to their secret society...💢⚒️

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Před rokem +4

      Illuminati reference! 😱

  • @kuljeetsingh9
    @kuljeetsingh9 Před rokem +33

    Cobra is amazing. It's the kind of movie that requires you to just enjoy and give your brain cells some rest... Love it 😀

    • @samaforjindam1926
      @samaforjindam1926 Před rokem +1

      😂 "give your braincells some rest" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @last7509
      @last7509 Před 10 měsíci

      it's great to just watch these old movies and laugh. but actually we thought these were believable once. so that is concerning....

  • @joelcompton2920
    @joelcompton2920 Před rokem +13

    One of the best quotes is at the last scene. The lieutenant congratulates Stallone and asks what the city can do to repay him for saving LA from an evil cult. Stallone says they could pay to fix his car. The lieutenant says he sure wishes he could but it’s not in the budget.

    • @stargazer2504
      @stargazer2504 Před 8 měsíci

      Totally a movie trope- the cop uses their personal car to do their business. Fast forward to Bad Boys and Mike Lowery asks to have his Porche fixed and the captain says "No, that's why we drive police cars..."
      Fast forward to Jack Reacher and he says "Cops never vote democrate and they never drive their own cars" and the cop shrugs like... "yeah".
      Yup. IRL cops don't drive their own cars. The liability is way too much. Cobra was a fun movie, but nothing like the real world, until the Captain said, "Sorry, it's just not in the budget". That was the most realistic line in the scene.

  • @UndaPants
    @UndaPants Před rokem +81

    I saw this in the theater with my parents. My mother actually walked out during the parking garage scene. The rest of us loved it though...haha.

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken Před rokem +3

      you lucky bastard. i had to go to europe between the ages of 5 and 6. movie came out when i came back.

    • @godwindracing6056
      @godwindracing6056 Před rokem +3

      As above, you are lucky. I was going to see this on my 11th birthday when it came out in HK. Uncle was going to take me to the cinema to see this but it got shot down by his wife and my 2 elder sisters. Ended up seeing ‘A Better Tomorrow’ weeks later though.

    • @mikehunt4986
      @mikehunt4986 Před rokem +1

      Saw this with my dad back in 1986. We both loved it. Women should have no say when it comes to movies. They don't know shit about them.

    • @taketheredpill1452
      @taketheredpill1452 Před rokem

      "Let Mom wait in the car." - #BetterTimes

  • @grapelund
    @grapelund Před rokem +314

    Him cutting the pizza with scissors was one of the most hilarious things I seen at that point in my young life😂😂😂

    • @maxhult830
      @maxhult830 Před rokem +37

      I'm baffled people don't realize how good scissors are for slicing pizza... seriously, it's friggin' great! AND possible to do with one hand, only requirement that it's the right hand.

    • @maxhult830
      @maxhult830 Před rokem +11

      I mean, if you haven't tried it yourself, just look at Sly when he cuts the pizza, how great it works. You surely know it to be true!

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. Před rokem +11

      It just makes common sense.

    • @4ng31088
      @4ng31088 Před rokem +20

      We do that in Italy

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 Před rokem +3

      Young thug life

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    @connorriley7511 Před 2 lety +186

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    @mclovin6829 Před 6 měsíci +2

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    The trope of "press button, random danger kills someone" is 100% accurate

  • @miesvaillanykyisyytta3252
    @miesvaillanykyisyytta3252 Před 2 lety +41

    Brian Thompson has a story about how he was in a grocery store, a fan came out of somewhere and asked him to sign his knife.

    • @FakeAdminZ
      @FakeAdminZ Před rokem +2

      Eesh

    • @HighFalutinTootin
      @HighFalutinTootin Před rokem +7

      Fun trivia Brian Thompson was in Three Amigos he was one of the German pilot's friends

    • @KevPage-Witkicker
      @KevPage-Witkicker Před rokem +7

      @@HighFalutinTootin He's also in MOON 44, one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. He's pretty good in it though.

    • @Le_Stadt
      @Le_Stadt Před rokem

      Wow... so it IS an unwritten rule that no one can ever speak of brian playing shao kahn in MK annihilation... space ice didnt even make a shao kahn joke through his whole video... i know cuz i was waiting for it the whole time. Alas! It did not come to pass...

  • @daviddrennan1759
    @daviddrennan1759 Před rokem +49

    It's funny that the main villain was such a nice guy at the audition Stallone couldn't see him as a bad guy

    • @anadthebarbarian
      @anadthebarbarian Před rokem +11

      Brian Thompson is great

    • @VanSulis
      @VanSulis Před rokem +2

      @@anadthebarbarian eventually played Shou Kahn in the 2nd MK movie

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 Před rokem +1

      Bodyguard in Lionheart

  • @orangemanok5800
    @orangemanok5800 Před rokem +16

    I saw this as a double feature with Commando...twice. Best childhood ever.

  • @markrlondon
    @markrlondon Před 11 měsíci +4

    “There is not a single decision in this movie that makes any f*cking sense at all.” Wow, that had me laughing out loud so hard. Thanks very much.

  • @Jay_Z.
    @Jay_Z. Před rokem +6

    "This perfectly normal gentlemen, takes over a grocery store and really fucking hates produce!!!" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠🤣😅 Damn this movie is badass and very underrated.

  • @lylesommers1249
    @lylesommers1249 Před rokem +133

    Brian Thompson should have received an Emmy for his portrayal of the night slasher, he was absolutely perfect for that role.

  • @evenleven
    @evenleven Před rokem +38

    Fun fact. The knife model used by the villain in Cobra. Is the same type of knife that Varg Vikernes was pictured with during the satanic panic in norway in the early 90s.

  • @uprightape100
    @uprightape100 Před rokem +41

    You forgot the Endless Fashion Sequence. The one where the movie forgets about the plot and Bridget Neilsen takes charge for, like, three minutes or ever. Best Fashion Sequence ever.

  • @bradhouse4754
    @bradhouse4754 Před rokem +20

    Aside from the first two Rocky films, and the last true Rocky film, nothing in Stallone's filmography can touch it. The scene where he snatched the shirt off the dude who tried to pop tall on him was worth the price of admission, by itself. It really was the way of the new world.

  • @TylerMBuller12
    @TylerMBuller12 Před rokem +46

    This movie is a hidden gem everyone must see who loves cheesy 80s action movies. I instantly fell in love with this movie. So many great one liners especially towards the end of the movie and the opening scene is awesome. Pretty hilarious to.

  • @pjay213
    @pjay213 Před rokem +4

    "you have the right to remain silent.". as he lights him on fire is actually an awesome line.

  • @scarah3127
    @scarah3127 Před 2 lety +55

    I can't believe there's a burglary in America EVERY SINGLE DAY

    • @darreng8256
      @darreng8256 Před 2 lety +16

      255 rapes every 11 seconds is an insane amount and a really weird way to frame it

    • @resevoirdog
      @resevoirdog Před 2 lety +10

      And a "murder every 25 seconds" .. Lol that doesn't make sense

    • @dwaneanderson8039
      @dwaneanderson8039 Před 2 lety +10

      @@resevoirdog That's about 1.26 million murders a year. Yeah,... no. I think this story must take place in an alternate universe. Which explains a lot.

    • @fekalistagrzybowory7619
      @fekalistagrzybowory7619 Před rokem

      Dosłownie ziemia obiecana, Marcinie

    • @kevgamble
      @kevgamble Před rokem

      And on bad days, there are sometimes two!

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 Před rokem +36

    Holy shit. The main villain is the same guy that played Shao Kahn in the original MK movie! Didn't think he had any other credits. (Then again, I didn't look...)

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 Před rokem +9

      He's been in loads of stuff, pretty much typecast as a villain because of how he looks. He was a vampire in Buffy season 1.

    • @joniahdemarco3371
      @joniahdemarco3371 Před rokem +1

      @@mikes5637 Not shocking. And his hammy delivery just made it a stronger point. Lol
      Actually, he's not far off from that guy who's a convict-turned-model. (I forget his name but I'm sure someone will know who I mean)

    • @Grnademaster
      @Grnademaster Před rokem +10

      He's the guy that Arnold gutted as the terminator in the very beginning of the first movie. He's the one that said "Hey, what's wrong with this picture?" as Arnie was walking up naked.

    • @camaroman101
      @camaroman101 Před rokem +4

      He's been in plenty of x files too.

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 Před rokem +1

      Check out his movie The First Power with Lou Diamond Phillips. It's a pretty good supernatural thriller.

  • @CarlLepeltier
    @CarlLepeltier Před rokem +11

    1:44 and I'm already cracked-up "But first things first ; that's right, the first thing is...chug a beer !!"

    • @axion4523
      @axion4523 Před rokem +1

      Haha was it like meant to be 'cool' or just a sly joke at the expense of the movie itself?

  • @kingschwag4208
    @kingschwag4208 Před 5 měsíci +2

    “Hey dirt bag, you’re a lousy shot. I hate lousy shots” 😂😂😂 great movie

  • @MarceloOmegaAGDM
    @MarceloOmegaAGDM Před rokem +8

    My favourite movie. "Do robots dream of crazy people who cut pizza with scissors and kill the weak so the strong survive?"
    What a classic.

  • @darrenclements6028
    @darrenclements6028 Před 2 lety +30

    Cobra is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME and STUNNINGLY AMAZING
    The action is Fast and Furious
    This is a 2Fast 2Furious and entertaining movie with a vengeance

  • @frankb821
    @frankb821 Před rokem +13

    This is literally the most epic movie rundown I've ever seen. Yours should be the voice of all American movie trailers henceforth and forevermore.

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 Před rokem +9

    11:30 Fun Fact: that is the same steel mill where they filmed Terminator 2

  • @jessicachafoya3747
    @jessicachafoya3747 Před rokem +5

    This was one of Sly’s best movies ever! I wish I was alive in the 80’s to have scene this in theaters. So much of this didn’t make sense and it was incredible!

  • @alc3062
    @alc3062 Před rokem +9

    Yo it seems like my childhood was filled with nothing but underrated action films

  • @zZzjabzZz
    @zZzjabzZz Před rokem +72

    Cobra is the most over the top Sylvester Stallone movie since the Sylvester Stallone movie "Over The Top."
    Holy shit I died laughing! Your narration couldn't be anymore on point lmfao.
    Please keep the content coming and you've earned a faithful subscriber! Awesome stuff here!

  • @fdation
    @fdation Před rokem +6

    My Dad's coworker owned a video rental store back then so my Dad used to get VHS tapes right when they came out.He brought home Cobra one day after work.When Sly spins the gun then it zooms on the cobra grip we looked at each other amazed lol.One of my all time favorites no doubt.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Před rokem +2

      The whole ritual of renting movies, especially on a Thursday or Friday night in the 80's and 90's with 50 copies of the new releases on the walls was like an adventure. Rental stores packed with people, going to the Action, New Releases section hoping to get at least one copy of some new movie. Good memory's.

  • @eriksvideos6022
    @eriksvideos6022 Před rokem +10

    Most underrated is "Night Hawks." Great flick. Especially the ending.

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio Před 7 měsíci +6

    “ROBOTS!”
    hell yeah

  • @TRH.KARASU
    @TRH.KARASU Před rokem +36

    gadamn I laughed my ass off this entire video.. my cousins and I used to watch cobra all the time and not only did this video bring back great memories, your narration had me in stitches. Thank you !! You have my subscription and my notifications are on !

  • @darrenfarley4875
    @darrenfarley4875 Před rokem +16

    "With a little quick thinking he makes the genius decision to walk into the middle of the street and stare at her" omg where has your channel been my whole life, im still laughing

  • @juicyfruit6311
    @juicyfruit6311 Před rokem +21

    The creepy photographer who was trying to hit on the damsel in distress is David Rasche. He played the lead in the show Sledge Hammer! which was a parody of those tightly wounded cops in movies and TV. Almost a spoof of the Cobra movie.

  • @Nichomachean5
    @Nichomachean5 Před rokem +6

    "You're a disease and I'm the cure." lol this movie had the best one liners.

  • @Dogboy73
    @Dogboy73 Před rokem +7

    A comedy classic. Laughed my arse off numerous times watching this. Thought I was going to piss myself.

  • @fugginrambo
    @fugginrambo Před rokem +16

    I can't stop watching and laughing with your videos. I was having a terrible day at work and it just turned my whole attitude around. Thanks for your art and commitment to the craft. 🙏Thank you🙏

  • @dasmuss6174
    @dasmuss6174 Před rokem +8

    ‘Is there really a health code that you have to take a mop bucket up the stairs?, there is no way that that is true, anyways’, fuckin gold mate, just gold 😂😂😂🇦🇺🍻

    • @scmsean
      @scmsean Před rokem +1

      You have to use a service elevator.

  • @thejimfeudshow5392
    @thejimfeudshow5392 Před rokem +17

    As a fan of Stallone cinematic cheese, this video made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Brilliant job!

  • @fabrice9848
    @fabrice9848 Před rokem +2

    Yelling "drop it!" between gunshots is truly awesome, indeed! Such an innovative way to offer criminals a way out!

  • @arindamghosh6803
    @arindamghosh6803 Před rokem +129

    this movie actually tells that Stallone could be the best Punisher

    • @flipjupiter1
      @flipjupiter1 Před rokem +1

      Yea!!!!!! Never thought of that. Perfect.

    • @synthnation9857
      @synthnation9857 Před rokem +8

      dolph lundgren already take that spot dude.

    • @flipjupiter1
      @flipjupiter1 Před rokem +2

      @@synthnation9857 that movie was awful, but I remember really liking the last 15 minutes or so. But also, I was like 10. I should rewatch it.

    • @lonewanderer882
      @lonewanderer882 Před rokem +12

      2 word: Jon Bernthal. The end.

    • @samuelleahy4780
      @samuelleahy4780 Před rokem +8

      @@lonewanderer882Thomas Jane was a million times better in my opinion. Maybe a punisher multiverse movie where you have dolph lundgren Thomas Jane,John Bernthal and ray Stevenson all in one movie or series? That could be really fun.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před 2 lety +26

    I remember when I was in middle school one of my friends asked a police officer that came to our middle school on career day was there really a Zombie Squad. He just gave my friend that look of you're really dense.

    • @bigbilly2052
      @bigbilly2052 Před rokem +3

      Apparently there was in Belgium

    • @jelanitarik7423
      @jelanitarik7423 Před rokem +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      That really tickled me!!!

    • @camerongage1237
      @camerongage1237 Před rokem +3

      That’s because you don’t talk about the Zombie Squad.

  • @abdulbyron5105
    @abdulbyron5105 Před rokem +14

    Found this channel a couple days ago and I'm hooked. Love all the Steven Segal movie reviews

  • @operhater7386
    @operhater7386 Před 2 lety +34

    You literally make me laugh in every video. Absolutely fucking halarious. "BUT WHATEVER..."

  • @MG-xr2cp
    @MG-xr2cp Před rokem +3

    Tango and Cash, TANGO AND CASH PLEASE. Thanks for the laughs and logic 😅🤣😂

  • @ninarobinson2912
    @ninarobinson2912 Před rokem +2

    Oh my god, I belly laughed at the line ‘this perfectly ordinary gentleman’…. 😂

  • @englishinba
    @englishinba Před rokem +9

    The fact that you have only 55,000 subs is criminal. These are the funniest movie reviews I've ever watched. This is the best CZcams binge watch I've been on since dogs welcoming returning soldiers/owners home.

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers Před rokem +10

    an OSHA violation...maybe like also leaving the factory up and running fully with no people

  • @jayboo22
    @jayboo22 Před rokem +6

    I loveeee the idea of an axe-wielding murderous cult with a compulsion to CLANK

  • @jaylu7021
    @jaylu7021 Před rokem +5

    I watched this movie as a kid and freakin loved it. Not because of stallone, but because one of my favorite bad guy actor Brian Thompson.

  • @manijohal
    @manijohal Před rokem +21

    Did you know the lead villain wasn’t even invited to the premiere? Also Stallone spent so much time helping Brigette Nielsen with her err lines that filming fell behind, they had trouble getting them both to set, Stallones ego was huge in the mid 80’s, but so would mine if I had achieved what he had at that time

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Před rokem

      Why wasn't Brian Thompson invited?

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword Před 10 měsíci +1

      Actors & actresses had to fight to not get Weinstein'd and Sly was no different.

  • @keywestfan2503
    @keywestfan2503 Před rokem +8

    I’ve seen this movie several dozen times and love it!
    My favorite part is when they show his boots getting out of the van in the parking garage, and then him getting back in the van is basically the same clip played in reverse!
    Was there not enough in the budget to just actually film him getting back in the van?
    I had this soundtrack also in the 80’s and LOVED IT!!!

    • @keywestfan2503
      @keywestfan2503 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/RdFfRN3MrAk/video.html

    • @mb-pc3zn
      @mb-pc3zn Před rokem +1

      I agree.This is one my favorite movies of all time.I have this movie in every damn format you can possibly think of.

  • @ethgratz2186
    @ethgratz2186 Před rokem +7

    the bad guy in this movie is truly awesome.

  • @DethMetulEddieTV
    @DethMetulEddieTV Před rokem +6

    You sir are my hero. Thank you for making fun of my childhood movies. Cobra is sacred but you did it perfectly. Please keep making more gold!!!

  • @MikeyBAmazing
    @MikeyBAmazing Před rokem +1

    I lost it when that security guard got smashed by the van.. omg 😆😂🤣 What was he thinking!? Just move 5 feet over and you live! Instead he emptied his 38. and just stands there. Wow! Multiple watches.

  • @CtrlAltDelite
    @CtrlAltDelite Před rokem +2

    This was the most cogent, clear, concise and complete analysis of this one of a kind blockbuster ever rendered

  • @Skaarxiong1
    @Skaarxiong1 Před 2 lety +8

    the night slasher didn't die at the end of Cobra. sure, he was hanging around but some blond chick rescued him and he became her body guard in Lion Heart until his true calling came when he realized his dad was an elder god. so he went home to Outworld, raised an army, took a screaming chick for wife after he killed her husband, took a 10 thousand year old princess as a daughter and invaded Earth in Mortal Kombat. trust me, connect all these movies together and it just makes sense.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 Před rokem +3

      But how does steven seagal fit on all of this? 🕵

    • @kylewhite8434
      @kylewhite8434 Před rokem

      You forgot about when he was Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt. Though that might have been a brief psychological break after finding out that his dad was an Elder God lol.

    • @Skaarxiong1
      @Skaarxiong1 Před rokem

      @@lilmoeszyslak4810 he was the first one to die. yeah, as soon as the portal open, Steven Seagal bullshitdo didn't stand a chance against Sindel's scream.

    • @Skaarxiong1
      @Skaarxiong1 Před rokem

      @@kylewhite8434 dangit! i forgot he was in Joe Dirt. yeah, he became Buffalo Bob after him, his elder god dad, and his army was defeated by a handful of people on a leaking boat. so he settled somewhere in the south so he can put people in a hole in his basement and yell at them to rub the lotion on its skin or they get the hoes again.

  • @L.K.S.R.
    @L.K.S.R. Před rokem +8

    I remember being scared of spending nights in the city Phoenix because of this movie… I literally thought that all cities in the us had criminals like this.

  • @zadeh79
    @zadeh79 Před rokem +11

    I agree Cobra was underrated. And there are quite a few movies from the 80s-90s that are underrated.

    • @yanicyoda4762
      @yanicyoda4762 Před rokem +1

      Midnight run another under rated movie

    • @blogattacker
      @blogattacker Před 10 měsíci

      Not in my home, I had the tape in the 80s and watch it every week. And the frozen pizza and surveyors l scissor got in my head growing up

  • @elmalifico3708
    @elmalifico3708 Před rokem +3

    7:32 for real though, The Night Slasher looks like my old Jiu Jitsu coach 😂😂😂

  • @fredlandry6170
    @fredlandry6170 Před rokem +4

    Brian Thompson the guy that played the night slasher would later on be the alien bounty hunter in The X Files and play characters on Star Trek shows.

  • @MS-on9dy
    @MS-on9dy Před rokem +7

    I watched this when I was just a young punk in the eighties. I'll never forget the scene with those cult guys banging the axes together.

  • @efilnikufesina7532
    @efilnikufesina7532 Před rokem +16

    This was hilarious, such a classic. I'm going to watch more of your videos. Over the years while working around the house, I would clank tool together like the "cult dance". My family just looked at me like I was a dumb ass. I would just tell them "Cobra", continued to look at me like I was a dumb ass 🤣.

    • @vincemcman4086
      @vincemcman4086 Před rokem +1

      That’s amazing !

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před rokem +3

      Know that your virtual family knows what you were doing lol

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Před rokem

      You should have called them "PIG" in a deep voice.

  • @1Dub79
    @1Dub79 Před rokem +4

    Somehow, I saw this thumbnail on my homepage. I’m dying from laughter. The commentary is HILARIOUS. Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. Watching this video just exploits some of the cheesy moments of the movie.

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester Před rokem +4

    I think I’m 3 hours deep of binging on this amazing movie review channel. Thanks algorithmic intelligence

  • @ChrisTrunek
    @ChrisTrunek Před rokem +4

    just found this channel but this is gold. I would definitely watch entire movies with this commentary, like mystery science theater 3000 style

  • @roberth9253
    @roberth9253 Před rokem +7

    LMAO... Great video! I remember sneaking into the theater to watch this when I was 12 years old. I bought a ticket for the movie Short Circuit but snuck into the theater showing Cobra. I did end up seeing Short Circuit as well... it was a good film too. Lol

    • @SpaceIce
      @SpaceIce  Před rokem +8

      Short Circuit and Cobra the same day?? How did it feel to peak at life while still so young?

    • @wulozhero6684
      @wulozhero6684 Před rokem

      @@SpaceIce pfft amateur.
      I once theater hopped The Prophecy, Desperado and Mortal Kombat in one day on Acid.
      I also saw Natural Born Killers twice in the same day on Acid.
      I worked at a movie theater and did a lot of acid when I was 14/15

  • @piotrjeske4599
    @piotrjeske4599 Před rokem +12

    I would watch this , commando and bloodsport over and over again as it was the only 3 movies my daycare had.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před rokem +5

      You had an awesome daycare.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Před rokem +2

      Good wholesome watchin' every 70's and 80's kid had.

  • @antigov1
    @antigov1 Před 2 lety +6

    Always a thumbs up for space!

  • @stevec6228
    @stevec6228 Před rokem +1

    ""Ah shit i really thought this last bullet would do the trick""
    Space you are fn hilarious lmao 😂😂😂

  • @TheAnomaly330
    @TheAnomaly330 Před rokem +1

    "Yelling drop it between shots" killed me! lmao!!!!

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 Před rokem +5

    I like the part where Cobra says "I'll have what she's having".