@@le9038 lol, no. :) You couldn't be more wrong. We're not calling Quagmire a "good guy" based on how an animated character in a televised show consistently behaves during a number of scripted scenarios as a hypothetical exercise. That'd be silly. We're discussing real live people here and the very real actions reported by the Family Guy reality TV show. Heck, they even goes so far as to give us the city name and street name where the show takes place. They wouldn't make that stuff up! "Fictional character"... You people and your weird conspiracy theories, I swear... :)
I some cunt imitate my mother like that during college, yet he didn't know her name so I stayed as calm as I could for like 3 minutes until after he replied.. "I don't know her name" which meant he was talking shit fir the fun of it to piss me off and what he got resulted me getting thrown out bc they apparently wouldn't tolerate violence on their premises yet a few days beforehand 2 fought eachother and they were let off like it was a fluke
OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?? BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SHOW 😎😎😎 JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!! SAUL GOODMAN 3D MODEL IS SO FUNNY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿
Yeah Glenn Quagmire isn't a monster he's had a traumatic life because of his mother and you see his father now his other mother so he's pretty much had a terrible life but that did not stop him from becoming a pilot and flying airplanes for a living but he despises Brian for literally living the life doing absolutely nothing using Peter's credit card for everything while trying to sleep with his wife and using the poor man and trying to steal date his wife he's trying to show that he's a writer but he is not and Glenn Quagmire at least is an actual pilot despite all the trauma he's been through and I mean his special type of insanity is simply tied to his mother being the way she was and his lack of a father figure to the point of his father figure becoming another mother
Although Quagmire should be sent to jail for all the stuff he did and does, the reason why he was sent on this episode is kind of unfair, he had the deed with a highschool girl, but the girl lied to him by saying she was of legal age to give consent, so in this particular case, he should be declared innocent or be given a less hard punishment
@@fried0nion503 that’s what he was being tried for yes but in this case it wasn’t really his fault bc the girl told him she was 23 when she was actually 16🧍♂️ legally though it was still statutory
@@bevjoejoe if i can remember correctly, quagmire was born in 1947(?) so would’ve been 60 back when we fist learn of this back in season 5 or 6, but but will turn 80 by 2027.
No, screw him he’s trying to make himself a victim, blaming his childhood +60 years later on how he is “such a fuck up” never realized how good it actually was, he had a loving family with both parents and a sister, got a full education, an amazing job and has the whole world as his oyster, yet he never once stood up for himself during those years and still does mass serial rapes all over the world because of some quota the writers need/want for some reason to fuel some redemption arc the creator wants for Quagmire some reason.
Well, Is fisically posible to have sex with someone you are not atracted to, you can think about something that you actually like or take the blue pill
After realizing that he was a woman in a man's body he pretended to be a happy man. Raised a family served his country in the navy and lived life for over 40 years as a man until finally getting the surgery. Ida explains to Peter when Peter gets mistaken for Trans-gender and doesn't correct it then after an injury he gets corrective surgery. I think it was in the same season as this episode.
Listen here kiddo, you are unexperienced within the realm of Family Guy. You clearly do not understand how the adult comedy world works. The fact that you would even comment "Quagmire", so non chalantly makes me realize you don't even know what you're talking about. I am a high achieved author who has wrote hundreds of adult comedy books so don't even think about commenting something as idiotic as that again.
I like the Judge's response, "Sad story, but it doesn't justify your actions". How you grow up doesn't define your actions, it's the actions that speak louder. It's basically a "pity" play, and it's getting more frequent.
So THAT's why Quagmire is Quagmire... his mom is basically Quagmire pre-Quagmire.
I thought Cheryl Tiegs dumping him was the reason he's the way he is
I thought the other other reason was because of his high school bully
There are many reasons for why Quagmire is Quagmire
Quagmire
Quagmire just has an excuse for everything so no one can call him out on it. Man made sure to cover his bases.
I guess that's why he's a cat person, he has nine lives like them
Pray for mercy, Peter. From Quagmire in boots!
Let's hope he values all of them or else.
*stab* 8... *stab* 7...
I love how there’s both a Puss in Boots and Scream reference in one reply comment section-
@@woshee_realpib reference
"oh c'mon Ronnie, she bought the dress!" He's so real for that
Quagmire may be the wrong kind of guy, but he IS a standup guy.
He is a fictional character
@@le9038 lol, no. :) You couldn't be more wrong.
We're not calling Quagmire a "good guy" based on how an animated character in a televised show consistently behaves during a number of scripted scenarios as a hypothetical exercise. That'd be silly. We're discussing real live people here and the very real actions reported by the Family Guy reality TV show. Heck, they even goes so far as to give us the city name and street name where the show takes place. They wouldn't make that stuff up!
"Fictional character"... You people and your weird conspiracy theories, I swear... :)
@@le9038 to everyone reading this you are basically a fictional character
@@le9038room temp iq
"How about I plow her in the limo and have her back in twenty minutes?"
Coldest line
I some cunt imitate my mother like that during college, yet he didn't know her name so I stayed as calm as I could for like 3 minutes until after he replied.. "I don't know her name" which meant he was talking shit fir the fun of it to piss me off and what he got resulted me getting thrown out bc they apparently wouldn't tolerate violence on their premises yet a few days beforehand 2 fought eachother and they were let off like it was a fluke
Dude that’s fucking illegal
“Oh, come on randy she bought the dress”😞
Oooh so hot
@@beltheo2030in some states not if he’s also under 18
"I was born nine times that day" 💀
so that's why he's a cat person
Fr💀💀💀
You know I actually know a person whose mom gave “birth” to him six times
@@brick532Wait what? What’s the context behind that?
@@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894 I’m bullshittin😂
Gus? Walter?
Her name is skyler white, yo. Her husband is walter white, yo
hal was also played by Bryan Cranston in Malcom in the middle
kid named finger
missed Jesse i see
OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?? BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SHOW 😎😎😎 JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!! SAUL GOODMAN 3D MODEL IS SO FUNNY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿
WALTER?? JESSE JESSE!!! WE NEED TO BAKE
JESSE!!! I BAKED HER CAKE!!! I AM THE ONE WHO CREATES QUAGMIRE!!!
GUSS
Gus be like:
MIKE:WALTUH IAM NOT HAVING SEGS RIGHT NOW WALTUH
GUS 😳
Does anyone notice when he does the abc's there is no guy that has the na that starts with an I
The subtitles are wrong he actually says Ike
*Irv
What?
?
The subtitles were wrong. It was Irv not Herb
The Quagmire origin story!
Yeah Glenn Quagmire isn't a monster he's had a traumatic life because of his mother and you see his father now his other mother so he's pretty much had a terrible life but that did not stop him from becoming a pilot and flying airplanes for a living but he despises Brian for literally living the life doing absolutely nothing using Peter's credit card for everything while trying to sleep with his wife and using the poor man and trying to steal date his wife he's trying to show that he's a writer but he is not and Glenn Quagmire at least is an actual pilot despite all the trauma he's been through and I mean his special type of insanity is simply tied to his mother being the way she was and his lack of a father figure to the point of his father figure becoming another mother
@@kosmalaanimations2864sorry bud, if you’re a rapist you’re a monster period.
@@kosmalaanimations2864 There’s this thing called punctuation; It’s going to blow your mind when you learn about it.
@nicholasrawlins7115 it blew my mind
WOW!
Quagmire's mom is some crazy stuff!
At least, you know where he gets it from.
Yeah! Push him back in again had me rolling.
@ryanreedgibson there's 2 H's and no I
Look the picture before quagmire opens the door... It's a full resume about her
Sums up most single moms
Gus! Walter! His mom slept with Breaking Bad!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
They were breaking the bed with her
Although Quagmire should be sent to jail for all the stuff he did and does, the reason why he was sent on this episode is kind of unfair, he had the deed with a highschool girl, but the girl lied to him by saying she was of legal age to give consent, so in this particular case, he should be declared innocent or be given a less hard punishment
You do know he r@ped/hooked up with women younger than him and not care.
Thats just statutory.
Fax
It’s a strict liability crime
@@fried0nion503 that’s what he was being tried for yes but in this case it wasn’t really his fault bc the girl told him she was 23 when she was actually 16🧍♂️ legally though it was still statutory
GUS AND WALTER WHITE
exactly what i thought lmfao
Waltuh
Waltuh, stop sleeping with quagmires mom waltuh.
🎶Quagmires mom has got it going on 🎶
😂🎉✌🎉😂
Isnt Quagmire in his 50's or something
I believe he's the oldest of the group. But this is him telling the story of why he's so messed up.
He is in his 70's
@@delanovanraalte3646he's 60
@@bevjoejoe if i can remember correctly, quagmire was born in 1947(?) so would’ve been 60 back when we fist learn of this back in season 5 or 6, but but will turn 80 by 2027.
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Quagmire: I got the Giggity from my mom's side of the family.
Glenn looks even more like Stan when he's a child
In his ABCs he said “Ron” which is short for Ronnie. Maybe Ronnie wasn’t kidding when he said he would plow her in a limo! 😂😂
Lol good one, some of the other names are probably his boys... went through the football team.
I don't think so he was a kid when he learned that song
Ronald is... also a name that starts by Ron.
she bought the dress
They're the same age, it's their prom
Bro what is Walter and Gus doing 💀
Look at me Hector 😳🛎️🛎️💥
cooking up something.
Oh come on Ronny she brought the dress 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone hearing quagmires step dads
Me: how does he learn the ABC without any guy starting with I
didn't know Walter White had so much rizz to be sleeping with his mom
“There are lots of other guys” nah bro that’s wild💀💀💀💀
She slept with gus and walter, what a menace
Who else but Quagmire
Man so that explains a lot why he's like this poor guy his mom's even sounds like a dad
Well, don't forget that Ida is trans
What
Oh I get it transgender
"I guess the problem started the day I was born"
Me too, bud, me too
He says Gus then Hal and then Herb there is no guy that starts with the letter I
Ilbert
Ian
Intensifier ??
Ivan
how the hell did all of yall forget issac
Don't forget that Quagmire has had issues with his dad too and I feel so bad that Quagmire became this monster because of his parents
Sad for him that he had a shitty life, this explains his anti social.
He's hardly anti social
Yeah, he's not antisocial he's a male whore.
@@ryanreedgibson and repeat sex offender
No, screw him he’s trying to make himself a victim, blaming his childhood +60 years later on how he is “such a fuck up” never realized how good it actually was, he had a loving family with both parents and a sister, got a full education, an amazing job and has the whole world as his oyster, yet he never once stood up for himself during those years and still does mass serial rapes all over the world because of some quota the writers need/want for some reason to fuel some redemption arc the creator wants for Quagmire some reason.
He's not antisocial, just perverted
The fact that his mom slept with everyman in the alphabet that is just damn crazy.
Fun fact it actually runs in his family you see it in a few other episodes
He went through hell tho 😂
miracle musical
What?
"On the day I was born"
Nana-nanana
"At the age of four"
Nana-nanana
"My mama asked me a question"
Nana-nanana
"Wtf are those"
Nana-nanana
I guess you could say he has 9 lives…
Ayo what were Walter and Gus doing 💀💀💀
Quagmire's mom duh
@@jesse__pinkman Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lmao 😂she bought the dress
Born nine times "that day" and I think it wasn't just that day... 😢
Doofenshmirts is Quagmire's dad?
No
@@tuudurreikop5045the joke is in Phineas and Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirts is married to a character that has the same voice actress.
This made me sad
"Gus..." *Vine boom* "Walter..." *Vine boom*
Finally....Walter and Gus were found peace
Gen z's moms
Ha, yep. My mom too!
@@ryanreedgibson 💀💀
Dam. Good thing my mom is not Gen Z
@@oooshafiqooo4722 it doesn't matter
@@youdononeetokno wadehel
Slept with walter
Quagmire's mom only slept with men with one syllable names.
Bro Quagmire said Walter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did guagmire was born if his dad, well you know, gay?
Great question. I would bet his horny mom forced herself on his gay dad? Idk.
Well, Is fisically posible to have sex with someone you are not atracted to, you can think about something that you actually like or take the blue pill
After realizing that he was a woman in a man's body he pretended to be a happy man.
Raised a family served his country in the navy and lived life for over 40 years as a man until finally getting the surgery.
Ida explains to Peter when Peter gets mistaken for Trans-gender and doesn't correct it then after an injury he gets corrective surgery.
I think it was in the same season as this episode.
He became gay after he came back
Tried to hide it I had a family member who’s first husband was gay they got married but for a year nobody knew he hid it
There’s two H’s in that abcs of guys. Just realized lol
He said Irv just captioned Herb
If you listen closely, he did the alphabet wrong too 😂
breaking bad
What's cool is there are 24 different names
24? I count 26
Who else but quagmire 😂
Listen here kiddo, you are unexperienced within the realm of Family Guy. You clearly do not understand how the adult comedy world works. The fact that you would even comment "Quagmire", so non chalantly makes me realize you don't even know what you're talking about. I am a high achieved author who has wrote hundreds of adult comedy books so don't even think about commenting something as idiotic as that again.
Who would want to push the baby out again..💀
That's tough
I like the Judge's response, "Sad story, but it doesn't justify your actions". How you grow up doesn't define your actions, it's the actions that speak louder. It's basically a "pity" play, and it's getting more frequent.
How a person is raised has a HUGE influence on their life. Some are able to handle a dysfunctional upbringing better than others.
Family guy predicted lana Rhodes
when I say my jaw was on the floor while I am watching is not a joke. This guy's life was just
Walter, Zeke💀
Walter(Breaking Bad)
Zeke(Attack on Titan)
gus
Didn't she have a fling with Stephen hawking too
Is that joke really was in Family Guy?
I’m sorry but the “WAH WAH WAH” had me dead
H twice?
Now I understand why Quagmire and his father have such different personalities or even is he ?
based profile pic🗿
His problem started when he came out of Peg Bundy.
Yes
You are Correct
Peggy was Always Horney
Hahahaha 🤣 that Quagmire.
The alphabet is wrong because when Quagmire reached the letter U; he said “Oafe”.
Yes, there is no way to change once posted.
...she bought the dress...
Quagmire's mom must be a part of the same mom group as Serveta Skwigelf.
Gusss:
Look at me Quag look at me
omg😂😂😂
This is BS, Quagmire's mom may have been a sex craze person but Quagmire chose to be that way by his own will.
Trauma is a repeating cycle
🤓
Agreed. There is no excuse for what he did. Although dhe lied, as a guy you know. Walk away.
The most vulnerable person for your mom jokes
So let me get this straight his mom use his son as “deal dough”
As someone who first letter of there name starts with an "i", im offended that he sang 2 "h" names.
WE EXIST YOU TROGLODYTES
“John ken”💀
The names of the men quagmires mom slept with are mostly breaking bad characters 😂
Why is no one talking about on how Quagmire named 26 Guys his mom slept with and said there are more, he's probably not Ida's Child
"I was born nine times that day"
Little Quagmire was so smart he knew the names of 26 fathers
Except that he did not know someone whose name starts with a letter I
" waah , waah , waah. "
-quagmire
Ronnie had no fucking chill 😅
I loved how both Stewie and Brian left after Quag told his story by going to Dairy Queen
Sorry quagmire it had to be done😂😂
"I was born nine times that day" 😂😢😂
Normal babies: wah wah wah
Quagmire: Ouagh ouagh ouagh
Like is genetic from mother and mother(previously father) to Glen.
Now I understand where Walter and Gus went to after their meetings
Omg this is hilarious😂😂
Whoever wrote this is clinically insane 😂
bro was sued for grooming a minor
Bro was born nine times 💀💀💀
You can't really blame quagmire after all he got mom like this😂
Fun fact: Crystal's first degsin was just a bonnie with Brown hair
Lou, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat😂😂😂
like mother like son
know we know Quagmire got it *(You know)* from his mother.
I can see why Quagmire behaves the way the way he behave
Oh I actually feel sorry for Quagmire, poor little thing.
Family guy writers really do write down the first thing that pops into their head
"Jon - Ken"... That can't be a quincidence
Why the hell did the doctor agree on shoving him back in?