I DJ'd At A Top London Night Club & Only Played Hold Music
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Massive thank you to all the team at Roxy, Kier and Simon for allowing me to come in and press play! - Komedie
The only thing that could’ve ended the set better was when the voice says “we’re sorry, due to high call volume, we’re unable to answer your call. Please try again later. Goodbye.”
I mean close enough though right?
no
Or after the your call has been forwarded, it says "The mailbox is full and cannot take anymore messages. Goodbye!"
@@runed0s86 no that would be too excessive
Someone has to say it. Demi's voice sounded super nice. Like she really was there to be friends with people and help them... unlike many of the call-center workers that I have spoken to over the years
Well, the UK does pride itself on their shit customer service. So nice change of pace I guess...
$100 says it's her first month on the job and her soul hasn't yet been completely destroyed. And/or she started during COVID, so she's only ever worked from home, not a battery farm-like call centre office
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@@quimblyjones9767 dude, it's literally written in the burnt-in subtitles.... and also I hear it as Demi. It's a perfectly normal name, like the actress Demi Moore for example :)
its bc max was nice
I've been DJing for eight years and honestly this was one of the best sets from a newbie and one of the funniest sets I've seen. I was crying at the intro lol
Best set? You only heard a few snippets from here and there.
@@Maido876 some people just like to argue
Why do DJ's mix live? Would it not be safer to pre mix and just play it?
@@jakerickards5820 djs have to read the crowd and play what they think they will like.
If they prerecord their set and play it to the wrong crowd its game over for them.
Also prerecording sets is a huge no no in more underground scenes as people would notice it and would stop listening to you
@@jakerickards5820 why have a dj at all then
"Some of *Britain's* finest companies... IKEA"
Vodafone is also not British but German
mren pretty sure it’s Swedish
@@mstrmren lol it's a swedish company
@@masterhacker7065 It was previously known as "D2 Mannesmann Mobilfunk" until its renameing
@@masterhacker7065 Oh, your right, its not German but British and they bought Mannesman
David Guetta is watching this shaking
are you saying this because david guetta was the biggest fraud DJ ??
He isn’t tho, your thinking about marshmallow or DJ Kalled
DJ Ozzky there are some videos exposing david guetta playing pre recorded music and acting like its live
And yet I got backstage passes to one of his concerts and watched him play
And that’s just from the large quantities of cocaine he’s taken 😂
the fact that your DJ name wasn't DJ Maximus Bucharest just makes me so angy
Sorry but why Bucharest? :D
Dan Tudorie it’s a running joke cuz once he hijacked fashion week pretending to be a top model under the name Maximus Bucharest 😂
I dont get it
and all of you should watch that video
I was thinking at least Max Hold c'mon man! Lol
*procrastinates until the final day*
"THIS IS SO STRESSFUL"
Every student ever related to that.
So true
This is still me after university..
Wow. American Hold music is like all classical music with being reminded "your call is very important to us...." every 20 seconds.
yeah we have some of that here too, depends on the company I guess...
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@@xanderinsall3764 max is from England that's why😂
i wish it was classical music. its all just random elevator instrumental tunes
The number of times I’ve called Microsoft in America 🇺🇸 it’s just the classic Cisco music
Same in Poland.
The people demand to hear the full set
Petition signed
With Tracklist too
Petition Signed
agreed!
@@fishbrainLTD roflmfao
I’m surprised British hold music is like real songs... the hold music I’ve heard in America is only instrumental
Tiffany a lot of the stuff is just instrumental... I guess he was using the stuff he could get away without people getting bored... I had to endure British Airways instrumental music on repeat for about an 1hr and 15mins. Not fun
Tiffany one time I was on call and they literally played apple ringtone by the seaside.
True,
@@Sam-du7cm I live by the seaside xD
same for me in australia. just random instrumental
I like this guy but my brain thinks he’s James Veitch.
I get this
Isn’t he ? I thought it was
This seems more like a "James in disguise" than just not involving him at all
Lmao that's what I thought the first time I saw his videos
Same lmao
Sorry, am I the only one who thought the dial up to Whitney was low-key fire? 😂
This is the most creative but also the weirdest video he has ever done
Obviously this was before the stock photo girl quest
furious george Duh😂
Glad im not the only one who thought "isnt that the troll at TedEx?"
@@dudelarson you stole my reply
Oh no darling u must see his playlist if this is the weirdest
Of course IKEA has ABBA ❤
The Swedes have the Swedes as their hold music, it was expected.
And ABBA store all their platinum disc trophies in Billy shelving units.
Wonderful
Cracking stuff Foshy, cracking stuff
OMG HI❗
How are you not verified
Love your vids
@@billygreenfield8017 they are now
Yes then
This proves a few things I learned about party/club DJing long time ago
1 - play popular music, their music.
2 - (optionally) work on transition
3 - have fun
People at clubs are most likely inebebriated, having fun and wants to dance.
as a usually inebebriated clubgoer, i can attest to this
As someone mildly inebriated watching this, I thought the whole concept of 'DJ Hold' was great
As a gay Metalhead, I can 100% confirm.
At gay parties they play the same music as in all those mainstream clubs that I would never ever go to and I often don't find a beat with stuff, so I can't dance to it.
So because I don't feel 99% of the music they play, I always go absolutely wild when they play a song that would normally make me cringe to death. Like I may hate this song, but at least I know it!
So yeah, I'd rather hear effin Barbie Girl or even Justin Bieber, than some shit I don't know.
As someone with a decent taste for music who likes dancing: NO.
@@nicolapodgornik6644lol fail
I litterally thought he'd record it with his phone mic and plug in the aux
Same lol slightly disappointed
Yeah missed opportunity there
“Top London Night Club” .... there’s like 10 people there
And it's probably still daylight outside haha
theSPUDereHD haha 😂 😂
Actually been in london for a month and this was like our most visited club but it's still definitely not one of Londons top nightclubs 😂
@@Froggin87 lmao it probably closes before 11pm
@@natfingerboard what a banger lmao
“I ended the set as every DJ should...
With Mr. Brightside”
😂😂😂 there are sooo many “DJ’s” with that damn song in their set 😂😂😂
I don't even have that song on my set wtf? im a Drum and Bass dj lmao
Robbie Williams - Angel’s is a big one two in the south west
Tbf it's a banger
@@theshanamaster Yeah I get you, shame we were never blessed with a DJ Guv remix of it lol
It's like the national anthem of the British club goers, isn't it?
That intro with Whitney and the hold sound was genuinely one of the best intros I’ve ever heard in my life... go off!!
how is it that this set seems better than half the music that is played at the clubs i've been to?
Maybe you don’t like club music
You mean you don't like Come on Eileen ?
Because you've been to shit clubs?
how many people mispronounce your name on a weekly basis
You're going to the wrong clubs mate.
A bit off brand for you but I like it. Can't wait for you to have millions of subs and we can start saying "remember when Max Fosh used to do only Street Smart?"
Remember when Max Fosh used to only do Street Smart?
What the hell is Street Smart?
@@Zyo117Lol can't believe I just randomly watched this video and even more randomly found a 14 hour old response to a 2 year old comment. So weird.
@@DarkDodger randomness is the key to the algorithm I guess!
He has now
Having been placed on hold with CVS multiple times, I'm astounded to learn some companies play hit songs and not just random instrumentals that sound like they were recorded on a brick and played back on a frequency that would make dogs howl.
“I learned all the DJ basics such as sync...”
Every real DJ in the world has just FUMED really loudly!!
Why? There's a time and a place.
just echo it out
@@irie1tes when it doubt, echo out
Real dj in the world our a dying breed
Peter Irvine he said he learned how to copy and paste
All of us DJs should take notes and actually play hold music when that annoying drunk girl keeps asking for shit like Despacito.
Can you play trap queen?
Ironic considering how insanely popular Despacito was and how shitty is *all* music played by DJs.
As a touring DJ of 13 years, I can confidently say this is the best set prep ever 👌🏼
*club music starts*
“We know your time is valuable... thank you for holding” 💀💀💀
when you turned and said "shit" i just couldn't help but laugh, your videos are top quality honestly, you've been doing a really great job.
I was half expected the entire set to be elevator music, which would have been hilarious to me.
I want to hear the whole set tbh
in the US we for sure have royalty free music as hold music and all the normal ass songs are cracking me up. sounds like a 2006 ring back tone
"This video isn't being monetized i can swear for the first time."
*Shit*
2:26
holy shit he swore 😱
Max Fosh
AKA
Maximus Bucharest
AKA
DJ Hold
The satisfaction I get after hearing Max swears is relieving
“I asked if I could premix it at home and just press play on the night”. Isn’t that what 90% of nightclub DJs do anyway? 😂
I used to work for a company that made these on hold compilations, and I’d have to actually make these calls as my job and ask to be put on hold - people either thought it was funny, or thought I was running some sort of scam and called their manager 😂.
Posh people swearing and DJing at London clubs - this channel is slowly turning into made in Chelsea max!
You wouldn't think he was posh from this video.
"that is an INTERESTING playlist." absolutely killed me
The fact that a lot of DJs in my local city do this for their sets with edits of classics just to fuck the crowd up before it drops into Riddim or Jump-Up kind of made this seem like a tutorial to DJing in general, except I'd like to hope half the people in my city actually mix 😂
lmaoo I can't imagine Abba right before riddim
you know I really respect this man for just putting himself out there and getting out there
“Also cus this video isn’t being monetised I can swear”
Shit
I was hoping for a fuck to be honeat
@@suppersdinner119 I bet you were, you saucy sausage!
Therapist: roadman max isnt real he can't hurt you
Roadman max: 6:17
“Finished like every dj should... with mr Brightside” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Max.. i love how you have perfected the art of bullshitting your way through anything. Props to you
P.S i loved the intro Dudge must of thought it was funeral music
Took less than 10 minutes to be claimed
How do you know it's claimed?
Flash_Point11 Surprised it wasn’t a shorter time
Roxy and top night club are two things that shouldn't be in the same sentence
Yo Neilo ikr Roxy is above average at best
@@garlic.naan2 Roxy is definitely below London average, the crowd there is unbearable...
Yo Neilo I’m saying at best... that place is ass compared to some of the bigger ones
Mr Crackers big doesn’t mean good
Catch 22 yeh I never said it was but roxy is ass
Should've called the DWP - you'd have had a full hour of the same 30 seconds of Vivaldi Four Seasons - perfect for a night out
That piece is genuinely traumatic for me now
4:53 aint no way he is gonna use that ahahahha
I've once called IKEA and was on hold for so long that I've discovered that they have a thing for ABBA and Queen. If you call them and get put on hold you'll see that they always play an ABBA song (always Mamma Mia first), followed by a Queen song (probably Bohemian Rhapsody), followed by another ABBA song and the cycle goes on forever in that exact order until they pick up again, some songs even repeat. I was on hold for a total of about 6 songs (3 of each, some were long ones too) or maybe even more, I was there for so long that I could have lost track after the 6th song
That’s mildly impressive
They play ABBA because they are Swedish.
@@satan5537 That makes a lot of sense actually! Never really thought about it like that 🤔
Now I wonder what their reasoning is for Queen, maybe they just really like them 😅
@@opalchip340 Queen has nothing but bangers attached to their name so no wonder
The start and ending with the hold voice is legit not a bad idea.
"London's top nightclub" 🤣
Probably the best club to do this in though, no one in Roxy is sober enough to pay attention to the music
"Can you hear me my flat"
No one replied
oops 😉
Max is honestly so fucking wholesome - I can’t stop smiling lmao
This reminds me of when Oobah Butler made a fake restaurant; he had a DJ called DJ Sambience who just had a soundboard that allowed him to play 'restaurant noises'.
'DJ Hold' could be the name of a vaporwave artist :D
Lmao truuu
Hey max, you should come up to Stonehaven (Scotland) for New Years as we have some weird traditions such as swinging fireballs and running into the harbour
Stonehaven gang rise up
I miss Stonehaven so much! Spent so much time there while living in Aberdeen for 10 years. Lovely lovely little town.
You mean Hogmanay?
DYING for the full set !!!
And thus was born into existence, another banging max fosh video
I’ve been recommended your videos for a couple weeks now. This one. This one right here earned the Subscription. ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS. Keep up the work! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
6:02 After roughly 12 years of music production I still bust those moves, when I listen to my shit beats lmao
This channel deserves so much more attention
release the whole set pleaseeeee
what a culture shock. Every hold sound I ever heard to this point was either beeping or some mindless vanilla elevator music
Original, brilliant and hilarious. Context is everything, embrace the hold misic!
This is the most Max Fosh thing ever
Fabian Cairney has a wand for a left foot, pass it on.
never will i say ‘playing the piano’ ever again, ‘tinkling on the ivories’ has me dying
It's an old phrase.
This just shows how incredible Shazam is
I actually had a lot of fun watching this, which is an odd feeling aside from other media I consume on a day to day. Thanks DJ Hold 👍
“Okay, I’ve learnt how to copy and paste.”
When all the London clubs are playing wankery house music, I would probably have had a much better time listening to your set. It would have actually been a fun night out.
I wish I was as good as this dude on awkward small talks to strangers.
Max, this was epic good. From Bucharest to DJ Hold. I can't wait to see where this journey goes next.
I swear this man's content keeps getting better and better 👌👌👌
So you cant dj, you are not a dj and yet someone asked you to play a set in a club? Dafuq ?
Exactly my thoughts lol
As if clubs are asking around for djs lol the whole vid seems fake
If it's anything like being in a band, you can get a gig fairly easily by getting in touch with a promoter and giving them dates. We had gig without even providing a demo.
99% of DJs aren’t actually DJing nowadays....they are cue and play merchants. DJing is beat matching with vinyl and no bpm aids.
@@jamiehall8272 I grew up on vinyl, played everything. Took delivery of a pioneer controller the other day and while I miss the vinyl I am digging digital! Yeah there is bpm readouts, beat grids and auto syncing which I do use now (it's a technology that's created for a purpose so fuck it I'm using it) but what sets djs apart is tune selection, knowing the tracks inside out , crowd reading.... defining "dj" by beatmatching ability alone is missing the point.
Imagine a dj with the best beatmatching skills out there but nothing else to offer?
That intro was pretty awesome though xD Like how you continued the theme of DJ Hold throughout the set as well. Well done xD
such a legendary creator. love your videos man, every one of them
Some of the most unique content on this site is from Max Fosh. I love everything youve done.
Honestly that’s the kind of club I wanna be at. Max is the DJ we need in this world
this literally had my in stitches most of the way through!! well done lad lol.
Its a little known trick to slip in tracks from adverts and whatnot. They’re the earwig tracks that your brain subconsciously picks up but doesn’t complete, or even fully register, but when they come on, you switch on to them. Works a treat.
I have literally never been to a club but if that were the kind of music/ sets played. I’d be there every night. Hold music has some absolute BANGERS
DJ Mix Fosh
I once phoned an eating disorder charity and the hold music was some random jungle-themed music and I found it quite hilarious.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
I think I’ve phoned the same one 😅
The fact that hold music was playing in the background pretty much the entire time during this video is epic in itself...
the phrase “tinkling on the ivories” floored me
If only I could subscribe over and over again! Here in Switzerland hold music is more like Greensleaves instrumental with a Hammond organ vibe. Now that would have been a mind boggling set, don’t you think?
real menace this guy, threatning DJs out of a job smh 😭
Started watching Max Fosh recently, this might be the best video, yet. Love the content.
This is a legit concept that you could probably make a small little hobby doing in your city regularly. I would definitely go out to see DJ Hold
i would literally die to just hear the set on its own in a video bc i would literally have it on repay all day, everyday!!
WE NEED THE FULL SET 🗣🗣🗣
"I can swear for the first time.... shit" absolutely sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So when is the next gig for DJ Hold? I've been waiting for 2 years, Max.
I need to hear this set, the opening alone was straight fire
NIAL DOES THE AMAZING TIKTOK PROPERTY VIDS... I’m in tears, you have good friends
Creative stuff, seen a few of your videos now and really enjoying it. All the best
He's like a mix of Grian and James Vietch and I didn't know it until now but I've always needed that
And James acaster
@@____7460 oh yea
I was once put on hold by a taxi company that had it’s own song that was like a childish rock song (kind of like cartoon opening like?) shouting the company’s name and when I got back to the person I could barely contain my laughter, it was bad
Bro is completing the side quests
By far the greatest video on CZcams!!