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- The Complete History of Me? Lies! Today an AI will tell the REAL story of my life.
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#CONTENT is a chaotic game-playing, mum-confusing, crude and rude show featuring Tom and sometimes his two henchmen Elliot and Eddie. If you're lucky there may even be a special guest or two, who knows?! Not me, I'm just pixels on a screen. Have fun, you cretins! To watch the entire series click here! • #CONTENT
Edited by @ItsElliotGough
Title Sequence Artwork by Elizabeth Fijalkowski ( / lizziefij )
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#comedy #content - Komedie
eddie unironically deserves an oscar for that ad
absolutely chilling
I only watch these ads.
Wait that was Eddie??
@@theencolony5595 one, two, Eddie's comin' for you...
@@kaboomkrazy9856 three, four, better lock the door…
@cool gaming Roblox no
it's all fun and games until the robot starts psychologically torturing you about your weight
Which oddly has happened twice on this show!
@@MIrfanPerdana it's happened twice on the show SO FAR...
Nice Betty pfp, btw
@@orignialname4983 thank
Nice Bete Noire Portrait.
Tom: "I'm gonna draw a shark."
**draws evil dolphin**
Accurate
That's implying that dolphins are not already evil, which they very much are.
ngl that actually feels like it could be in an asdfmovie skit
@@onebilliontacos3405 Yeah, so much so that when dolphins enter the chat, the sharks log out and hide!
@@onebilliontacos3405 Haven't they been known to throw around barely living fish like a ball?
@@PlayerZeroStart rape humans
eat their babies
rape their wife's while they're pregnant and eat the kids
Hunt fish for sport
And worse
"Why do I look like daddy pig?"
I ask myself that every morning.
Yes
@@kit4akatAF
“Mum.. what are you doing?!” “I’ve been born and i’ve been immediately dropped…” favorite fucking quote ever
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear z
Yes
@@AxxLAfriku Are you okay? Are you having a stroke?
“Mother, get a fcking grip.”
@@AxxLAfriku You are literally quoting Avril Lavigne.
I can't tell if you wanted people to notice that in the middle of your weird attention-seeking rant.
It's Tuesday evening, and Eddie is creeping the fuck out of people.
Aaah. Life as it should be. :)
Art comes in many strange forms
Eddie's acting in that ad read was incredible btw
It wasn't acting, by the way. That lego connection technique _is_ considered illegal.
It was scary to see him like that, I was very impressed.
After tom fired him, he turned to some pretty dark stuff. Issa damn shame
Between his appearance and the voice he was doing I could barely even tell it was Eddie.
@@farribastarfyre 4:54 Eddie (Eddache): *DO IT*
That Eddie joke at the beginning is perfect.
The one near the end is good too
@@red_stereo I hadn't seen it yet when I made this, but it is.
Reminded me of family guy cutaway
Joke? This is 100% serious no satire
It sounds like he's laughing lmaooo
“Will write for food”
Every freelancer ever
I felt deeply called out by it
"I had three shots, vomited, then fell asleep."
That's just a night out at the pub.
Or, you've gone too far on the dark web
@@UncleHornieAUS what
@@tomw3863 I'm just as confused.
fr fr
I love how the AI went from silly and wacky to semi-realistic and depressing then back to silly
just like me fr fr
Grandma and grandad absolutely hired that shark as a hit man
Petition: make an entire ai generated sketch using the exact same bot
I'm not super knowledgeable about how that bot in particular works, but it seems like it's intended for sentences at a time. I know that AI Dungeon can be made to do scripts though, as evidenced by the fever dream that is Sonic Destruction
@@caseybaker7935 Based on how the text is being formed I think he's using inferkit. It's good at 2-3 sentence chunks but only uses the data you put in. So if you mention a shark it's going to keep bringing up that shark for example
It’s always a good day when Tom uploads
Couldn’t agree more
Couldn’t agree more
Couldn't agree more
It's always a good Tom when the day uploads.
Today is the anniversary of a friend of mine’s death to cancer
His threat at the beginning wasn’t a joke. I don’t know how, but he’s already found me. Send help.
skill isseu xdddddddddddddddd
Your a goner mate..
run
3:10
I realise that Tom's mum is supposed to be holding the cabbage that she just took a bite out of... but it looks like she's got crab hands.
"This looks like a worse crocodile."
No, Tom, this looks like the final form of the crocodile.
Gotta love the mini story’s we get for the sponsors :D
That was my favorite part of the video
this ones like something from a black mirror episode lol
I will cry if Tom's "shark" doesn't make it into asdfmovie 15
Got some bad news buddy...
@@J.J.Doethe3rd I completely forgot about this comment lmao. Oh well, time to wait for 16
"My cousin has never fully recovered from his injury"
I mean, they're not wrong.
10:25 Goddamn, that AI roasted you, Tom! What did you do to the machines that made them hate you so?
Eddie fit extremely well as a grizzled thriller protagonist.
I think the vibe was more "disturbed perv" but either way, very strong performance
Kinda hot tbh
@@snubl (insert white guy blinking gif here)
@@FrankyBabes Tom called it sex-offender coding, so
“My mom- fuckin’ madlad”
Content: The Series **I** asked for
“I am now a carrot.”
Thomas, don’t yourself down like that! You’re so much more! You’re carrot sticks, boiled carrots, roasted carrots… uhh… ummm… moldy carrot..?
Tomska, I really hope that you’re able to find happiness in yourself. You’re amazing. You’ve made so many people so happy. We all love you!
redundant and you’re not
sorry
Eddie's acting in the ad as a creepy thriller antagonist was *chef's kiss*
at the part where he received the drug that was meant to kill him, rather than the same doctor who delivered him, i assumed that meant hed been sentenced to death by lethal injection. for. some unknown, likely terrifying reason.
The editing at the “I’m gonna draw the shark better this time” bit made me cry w laughter
I would completly believe Eddie being in his bedroom and looking up illegal Lego building techniques.
A protip for drawing sharks: they're much rounder than you think
I mean i know its for a bit, but imagine firing Eddie after an ad where he has better acting chops then half the active actors in Hollyweird right now :3
Imagine not firing him when he shows up the star of the show, who is also the lead producer, writer, animator, and president of the organization.
Your portrayal of the Dark Web is somehow more accurate than most movies
I'm actually really impressed with that AI for keeping track of that cabbage for more than 2 sentences
This video is literally 2 days away from being on the exact day of the ‘final’ episode of #Content , Oct 28 2020. Happy #Content-aversary Tom.
Oooo that’s also my birthday
Thats edds birthday
@@1vy-h2b yes
CONTENT IS BACK AAGAIN AHHHHHHH BIG LEAGUE DRAFT TIME BABY
Your art style is simply fantastic, so expressive in just a few lines. I'm always amazed by your talent.
"Throw out the whole baby!"
- TomSka 2021
"It looks like I don't care but I just can't comprehend death"
Best quote ever
I feel like AI these days is really coming for tom.
Love the My Chemical Romance ditty before the sentence "When I was a young boy." Tiny detail appreciated.
So you're telling me we're not discussing big League draft?
*throws a five pages of notes out the window*
You can really make great Sponsorships. I love them.
The fact you succeeded in drawing a perfect circle for your head at 10:10 makes me angry and jealous asf
Wish I had that ability
This is my favourite internet series, it is always the best time when it gets uploaded
the daddy pig thing did not have any reason to make me laugh so hard but it did
My god Eddie was so creepy in the surfshark bit.
Tom: I better censor this tiny scribble of what vaguely resembles a penis just to be safe.
Also Tom: 5:16
Lol
Yes! I’m so excited! More tomska of any kind! As long as your mental health is taken care of!
Hahaha this is halarious! I was having trouble breathing almost the whole time!
Maybe Eddie was fired for his lego fetish rather than the art skills...
AI got a bit savage in the teens though like god damn
Content is back, my soul can finally be released from this mortal plane.
Tom not knowing what tenderness is is honesty The most depressing thing ever he literally drew his mother with an apathetic face.
The "I don't know what a shark looks like" part was hilarious
The transformation of the crocodile to a shark was magic
As a parent I can 100% confirm that this (7:47) is absolutely what a baby sounds like
Tom not knowing what a shark looks like and the following shark attempts had me dying
I was feeling anxious today so I couldn't breathe well - now I can't breathe for a different reason! 😂
Hysterical as always, Content!
SurfsharkVPN has pushed this man to his limit. Those sponsor bits are absolutely incredible
We needed this man back
"Mother, get a fucking grip" killed me
Love Eddie framing the video with his sobs at either end.
"Tom gets bullied by a robot 2"
should've been the title
Didn’t expect Tomska getting bullied by AI to become a trend
Damn Tom, you're looking more and more like your father everyday. Looking at that Florida photo I can see Duncan's hardly age, I plan on meeting him soon to help me out with something and I can't wait to talk to him about it. Hope you're doing well and staying safe.
You can't really blame Eddie for pissing on Tom's grave. If we're following the narrative of this video, Tom fired him and replaced him with a robot.
I'd piss on my boss's grave if they did that to me
Phenomenal ad spot. My only critique is how much I wish there had been a Yoshi "mlem" sound effect when Eddie licked the illegal Lego.
I love Tom completely losing it over not knowing what a shark is
EDDIE: "Hey, Andy."
ME: "What? Oh."
* exits, dejected and saddened *
I literally could not stop laughing, please do more of this, this was amazing!!!
Me and my stepmom experiment with AI generation every so often.
We started with a sentence about me being afraid of bears once and got a bizarre story about a dog who wasn't a bear but "was bigger than any bear" and Jimmy, my best friend who I never met, who got attacked by a bear and recorded when nobody was watching him.
Bro Eddie is a genuinely amazing actor godDAMN
Eddie crying at the start got me laughing already
glad to see content back Tom, thank you!
Eddie having his acting range tested in this video. I am so happy.
The way AIs construct stories based on their observations of us points towards the robot apocalypse as a real possibility.
i literally started cackling when tom said 'why do i look like daddy pig' im sorry-
So did I
"Can I get... CONTENT!?"
A+/100% line delivery
3:45 “din gye en ester me, did yah?”
He’s speaking enchanting table
im so happy content's back :D
ngl i was watching old content last night and went "huh, content every tuesday" now I'm pleasantly surprised :)
Gotta give props to Eddie's acting talent there
Tom: “I’m gonna draw it better this time”
*intends to draw shark but in reality draws deformed demon dolphin*
Tom: *dies bc he doesn’t know what a shark looks like*
PLEEEEAASEEEE enable the "clip" feature!!
so many good bits to this
I know J witnesses' have a pretty different lifestyle, but the gift of a cabbage and feeding it to ones partner in order to acquire a child is VERY interesting.
I love how the baby version of you had a beard but child you doesn’t
I Almost Started Punching My Screen When Elliot Said "Young Men's Christian Association"
That shark is the funniest thing if seen in at least a month!! I'm crying XD
Tom's sketches are channeling big Hyperbole and a Half 2014 tumblr energy and I am living for it
Yep, still the best show on the Internet. It's between this and UNHhhh. That would be the crossover of the century
Every single time I check this channel and watch a video after not watching for a while, a new video comes out same day and idk how to feel bout it
The whole doctor bit absolutely _murdered_ me.
i'm loving this new series of content
went straight to the ad. these skits are golden era quality.
I think it's really funny that the guy who ended up playing a, as Tom put it, "sex offender-coded" character in the ad is the one father out of the three of them.
i’m living for this IMPORTANT TOMSKA LORE
The "mum, whattaya doin'?" broke me. XD
That ad is Internet Comment Etiquette levels of good.
Sure
as a major lego fan that lego joke was fucking fantastic
I absolutely love that Elliot's "Are you doing okay?" at 11:19