These Quizzes Are Pointless
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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2020
- Whomst am I?
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Edited by @Elliot Gough
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce) - Komedie
New TomSka lore: Tom is a cottagecore vegetarian pizza soft boi who only goes to parties if milk is involved
Who is also a bottom omega
who's also packing 7 inches
@@unrivaledlukesalazar and is chocolate milk.
His Lagoon also Taste like Pineapples Bec you know it his Father is a Pineapple
@@godsclown4419 and has a bird girlfriend
Tom slowly realising he is a vegetarian pizza is the funniest thing ever.
You should have seen the part where he refused to believe it, retook the test and got vegetarian pizza again lmao
@@ItsElliotGough That's one part hilarious and one part something I would totally do.
@@korbinadams5360 same
Through the realization he had gone through a few stages of grief Denial, Anger, Depression, Acceptance
Eating a vegetarian pizza whilst watching made it better
Tom: Is [my love life] really blissful?
Charlie: So you have chosen...death
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i’m breaking this chain before it even begins
Beginning a new chain:
F
@@justaperson8381 G
“What’s slick?”
* charlie laughing *
“What is that? Please don’t make me google it”
*laughing intensifies*
What is it though?
@@otterwingate7581 After a quick Google search I found that is referring to a substance an Omega releases in heat, it's sweet smelling and works as lubricant
@@tiffanyrivera4053 that's pretty good, but you're gonna have to go one step further for me. what's an omega?
@@lulin2546 This is a little harder to explain, but long story short there is this "universe" (called Omegaverse) people have created in which people are kinda similar to wolves and an Omega tends to be the more "sensitive" and "feminine" ones as well has having a "heat" which is like a mating season. There are also Betas and Alphas which each have their own respective traits.
Lulin all you really need to know is omegas are the leading cause of mpreg (well technically alphas would be the cause.......... nvm)
Charlie knowingly cackling in the background during the omegaverse quiz sent me
Sounds like the laugh of a person who's seen things
What the heck is Omegaverse?
@@ToonedMinecraft don't look it up
@@ToonedMinecraft fanfiction porn trope
LezzerNet don’t look it up bud
Charlies giggling during the Omegaverse quiz is the most pure thing
I love Charlie, she's so cute.
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest CZcamsr EVER? Good night dear shreq
@@AxxLAfriku I feel like you're trying to say something here that I don't quite understand?
Shrewdle it’s a spambot, mean to bring people to their channel. or maybe it’s manual spam done by a person. anyway, uh, it’s spam.
@@coyotedomino Ty ahah, it's like....so close to making sense I couldn't tell if it was a weird insult ha. Thanks for the headsup!
I once found a quiz called “how many goats are you worth” and another time I found a quiz “which neighborhood kid that I sell swords to are you” and another one was “which of my garbage sons are you”
If you were on reddit I would give you gold!
Sounds like clickhole. The last one definitely sounds familiar
How many goats are you worth
I am pretty sure I was 29 if that is past the limit then I did not remember correctly
I hate that I now know I'm worth 9 goats. Thanks, stranger.
"In your omegaverse what does your slick taste like"
Suddenly pineapples
I suddenly hate human creativity because I know someone wrote that.
@@jasonsorin1021 please no
"A career that isn't easy to explain to a hairdresser"
Ah, so that's why you picked a mum who is a hairdresser
I don't think you can ever pick your parents ...unless a divorce happens.
@@ThatCoalSoul
Nah, he adopted his parents
Alternate title: Tom searches desperately for any evidence that the human race isn’t doomed and fails
ColdErratic
I blame BuzzFeed
@@zanethezaniest274 i blame the furries
@@secretname2670 I blame Jake paul like every other human
Anyone that searches for that will fail. We basically reached the end at this point.
I also blame the furries
Rik cameo at 6:12
Oh hey Eddie
Greetings, father human.
Thank you Eddie.
Hey Eddie, hope you're ok and keeping well!
He knew Tom is going to the doghouse after that.
8:20 I love how he said "I hate the smell of vanilla" as if he was a news reporter
And in other news...
I too like to party
WITH MILK
Yes owo
question is, where does the "milk" come from?
OwO
*notices your bulgy wulgy*
* to *.
Probably because your a cat
I love that Charlie’s just getting dragged more and more into this
"I absolutely learnt nothing about myself" : Tom already forgot all the shade that vegetarian pizza threw at him. Classic denial.
wait, getting one inch shorter is great!
5'9"=
60"+9"
_nice_
What units are those?
@@kgu1735 ' is foot, and " is inches
@@reimiei1497 ah ok, thanks
@@reimiei1497 so sad you had to cut of people's feet to measure stuff
@@dontspikemydrink9382 your mom's feet
I know she doesn't like to be on camera but my goodness I adore Charlie being in your videos even if it's just as a voice. Her laugh is infectious and the omegaverse bit had me rolling with laughter.
“Nah, it’s cottagecore” Tom when we’re you planning on telling us you’re a lesbian
When it goes back to the three lads, I’m gonna miss Charlie giggling whenever Tom comes across a romantic question or discovery.
Oh my god, that entire relationship part had me in stiches. That was just tom moments away from death
Tom: *chooses pineapples on the omegaverse quiz*
Me: *intenss breathing*
You'd be surprised on how much pineapples are mentioned in those fics.
**(don't ask how I know)**
A Simple Artist Ver. 2 that’s ridiculous lmao 😭
i ffing hate pineapple.
"i have a good nose"
"i hate the smell of vanilla"
bruh how
The omegaverse quiz sounds like it was made by a 13 yr old
No. Not a 13 year old.
A 9 year old.
Most likely
Probably was
Elliott: how many zoom cuts do want tom?
Tom: yes.
Fun Fact: Buzzfeed has had such huge budget cuts that its moments away from death.
Wait like actually?? 🙃😅
Finally
thanks for the update
My birthday wish is coming true
The only thing I like from Buzzfeed anymore is "Mom in Progress".
When you realize everyone has been inside for the half of 2020
Everyone?
You guys know there are places to go outside that don't have people in them right?
bold of you to assume that i was ever outside for anything other than school
@@danilogondim9300 i guess most people
It's been more than half
Charlie definitely enjoyed watching Tom take these quizzes more than Tom enjoyed talking them.
Charlie as a giggling presence in the background certainly added extra laughs to the video.
This is proof anything can age poorly. And it's just the shirt
If you even do another asdfmovie you should put the (“you like to party?” “No.” “Do you like to party with milk?” “Heck yeah”)
I loved it when tom said "is it really blissful" and charlie said "what the f#ck
The illuminati shirt oof
Tom should probably tell Uber drivers and Hair dressers that he is a comedian.
The moment you realize you are a vegetarian pizza:
7:42
Ed, edd and eddy
Tom: *That was close*
*fan service 2 flashbacks*
Uhh, HELP I CANT STOP STARING AT THE SHIRT TOM IS WEARING AHHHHHHHH
Charlie's laughter in the background is my favorite part of this video because SAME!
Tomska in another universe where the answer to every question is bees: "who's your girlfriend tom?"
6:22 "It *was* blissful."
Emphasis on the word was.
I goddamn love that moment where Tom realises he's a vegetarian pizza. The slow, creeping revelation washing over him is the funniest moment of #content thus far X'D
Hi Tom! We met at playlist live DC a couple years ago, I was the girl looking for Mikey bolts! Over the next couple days we had become pretty okay con-friends and I just wanted to let you know that I love you and that I hope you’re doing okay! I think you’re absolutely hysterical and although my opinion doesn’t matter much you’ve slowly become my favorite CZcamsr and I hope you know that I’d be on the hunt to give you the biggest hug ever if I’m ever given the chance again 💕 oh also you called me “buddy” the whole time which probably wasn’t special to me but it made me feel really special during a tough time in my life so thank you
Tom: I fear no man but that thing
*Live studio miskito*
Tom: it scares me
I took the pizza quiz and it turns out I’m that drugged pizza you bought at that shady shop in Brooklyn.
The one that was boarded up afterwards and you get a wish? Pizza is weird.
I love that Charlie's just ripping on him with each laugh
Hey you, his name is Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell, and welcome back to CONTENT!
"I never thought I'd click a supernatural gif by choice"
same bud, same
Tom:Realizes he's chocolate milk
Tom:
*YES*
Tom: Realizes he's vegetarian pizza
Tom:
I hate my life
Hearing Charlie in the background of the omegaverse test - and the amount you asked her what it was.
I'm dying
Well of course they are, pizzas don’t have points. They’re circles.
Charlie is just having the Best time
Charlie's giggling gives me life. If she stops. I die
Ed, edd and eddy shows up.
Tom: oh dear, to close.
I'm thinking of having one of those milk parties... Anyone up for it?
MELK.
MALK
After quarantine is over sure
@@emmettspeaks Virtual Milk Party.
You better invite me
@@rasberryjam161MILT
yes i like to party
Lol
Same dude. But only with milk.
@@LilyyIslaa good milk is good i love milk
@@Char13y milk is very good yes :D
@@Char13y He needs some Milk!!
Tom has never been more relatable than saying "oh who am I kidding its cottagecore"
During the omegaverse quiz my SO was Tom and I'm Charlie, I was cackling as much as she was whilst my wifey was dying inside 😂
4:19 *that was close*
Do you like to party?
Tom: no
Do you like to party with milk?
Tom: Heck Yeah
Milk Gang approves
the last time I watched The Bee Movie, my friends and I kept yelling "SIMP" whenever Barry and Vanessa were on screen together. Good times.
We need more contents with charlie just giggling, it's so adorable
"Raven!"
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
I respect that you don't like waifus. Please respect that I don't like fake waifus. Terra FTW.
"I am a vegetarian pizza..."
-Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell, 2020
What type of pizza are you?
Me:P I n e a p p l e .
6:08
Tom: It's not non-existent, but it isn't really blissful.
*You have 5 seconds to live.*
2:48 MY MAN 🤝
tom a real one
Charlie has the most contagious laugh omg 🤣🤣
2:02
"I can smell the sun"
- Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell 2020
Charlie's excitement at omegaverse is life.
Hi Thomas Tomska Ridgewell, it's great to see you.
"Italian" desserts, including classics like: cheesecake, Sundae (yep Italian word), chocolate, Crêpes and Apple crumble
Right after some french main courses like: Bolognese, Burger, roast pork and Borscht.
Maybe i'm stupid but i didn't understand your comment
Borscht, comrades! Borscht for everyone! Mamma Mia!
Charlie's "What the fuck does that mean?!" absolutely killed me XD
"Do you like your nose?"
We hang out a lot, but we don't talk.
That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard
Tom making that mistake with the blissful comment 😂
I love how Tom is wearing an iilluminaughtii shirt.
I just noticed that
Me too lol
"Do you like to potty"
British accents
He actually says the R in party but he said it kinda lightly so you can’t really hear it so it sounds like “potty”
@@hoodlumscraggy1801 yeah. I know.
8:39 is when I started tearing up
Everybody: where did your soul go?
Tom: it fell in the hole
IM A TRANS, AND I HAVE MY I LIKE TRANS SHIRT. IM A HAPPY BOIIIIII.
also charlie is perfect for every answer she gave. 10/10 couple goals.
*"How much milk could a milk chug chug if a milk chug could chug milk, the question of a generation"* - Thomas "Thomska" Ridgewell
I love and hate knowing all the omegaverse terms and watching him suffer
That illuminaughty shirt aged like milk in the sun
It’s not her merch, it’s a shirt made by acroscigno
Thumbnail: what type of pizza are you?
Me: give me one, and I'll eat the rest. Wow, I really want pizza now.
You will never run out of ideas for content, im thankful for that
Tom learning about Omegaverse is possibly the funniest thing to happen this decade.
2:41 **laughs in gay**
Simple, Tom. When someone asks what you do for a living, just tell them you're an "entertainer."
Tom saying "give me that tortellini BABYEEEEE mm give me that CREPE" plays in my head out of nowhere and I can't think of something better to hear in my brain during a night shift
“Sometimes I put a little bit of soap on the stinky bits” is my new motto
That Illiminaughti tee-shirt has aged like a rotting fish.
It's not illuminaughty though because the character on it has a gold pyramid head whereas she had a green triangle head. Illuminaughty's avatar also wore more covering clothes than than the character on the tee
aged like milk, you could say
‘What! I don’t wanna be sensitive anymore!’
*proceeds to cuss out a quiz about pizza*
The quote the speaks best to me is:
“All war is deception”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Charlie's mad cackle laughter in the background is the best
the title should be be “tom is slow dying inside more than he thought could be possible”
6:35 büter
I realise all the laughter in this video was genuine and while that makes me happy it also reminds me of laugh tracks. After every joke there's laughter as if we aren't trusted to know what's funny and what's not...(still I loved the video.)
Her laughing in the background is gold
Saitama: "There's a mosquito in the room. Send help"
2:14 I think that I would be around a Lambda
(Ha, Greek Alphabet joke)
(Another Greek Alphabet joke in the form of a pun)
“What best describes me ‘in NEW KFC BISCUITS’” nice ad placement
i honestly love that timeless space quiz, not least because it includes the question "what would you hit margaret thatcher with"