Hippo & Croc: How Humans Eat Their Food

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Komentáře • 21K

  • @alex-xy9mj
    @alex-xy9mj Před 7 lety +6717

    Oh yes I love shouting America before i eat half a table

    • @portalenthusiast823
      @portalenthusiast823 Před 7 lety +87

      Alexandra Mercado cant tell if serious or sarcasm

    • @alex-xy9mj
      @alex-xy9mj Před 7 lety +110

      Mach ST I guess we'll never know....

    • @damianmccarty8161
      @damianmccarty8161 Před 7 lety +92

      Alexandra Mercado well I'm serious. It's starting to take it toll tho. The table is starting to cost a lot of money and now I can only afford low end tables

    • @alex-xy9mj
      @alex-xy9mj Před 7 lety +46

      ulfbert my addiction will not be stopped

    • @bigmaxporter
      @bigmaxporter Před 7 lety +4

      Same

  • @pikejohnson6409
    @pikejohnson6409 Před 8 lety +4916

    Dude. I'm American. I do not eat like that. Only on Tuesdays.

  • @GenMinion
    @GenMinion Před 9 lety +3423

    I am offended that the hippo didn't shoot the hamburger first.

    • @ryleymacwilliams852
      @ryleymacwilliams852 Před 8 lety +29

      haha yeah really.

    • @lindadeblois1721
      @lindadeblois1721 Před 8 lety +14

      nice

    • @MyTimelord11
      @MyTimelord11 Před 8 lety +67

      I know!!!! jeez louis. they obviously did NOT do enough research on American dining etiquette. it's horribly offensive to not pump a delicious burger full of lead before eating it. that's just offensive to the cook :(

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask Před 8 lety +13

      +GenMinion it wasn't black

    • @MyTimelord11
      @MyTimelord11 Před 8 lety +14

      Flaming Curse oh shit. someone just went there. a shame too. we were having so much fun :(

  • @drakoonicklikes2animate
    @drakoonicklikes2animate Před rokem +377

    As a half chinese, I am offended but laughing as hard as I ever did at the same time

  • @itsbebe3695
    @itsbebe3695 Před 5 lety +6952

    Excuse me, Americans prefer our tables deep fried

    • @jakeyshakey5475
      @jakeyshakey5475 Před 5 lety +94

      Its Bebe I eat comments like this for breakfast. DEEP FRIED. ur food choices suck

    • @Nekojawz
      @Nekojawz Před 5 lety +81

      Its Bebe
      You are VERY wrong!! I like my table boiled with butter and salt.

    • @lvhael245
      @lvhael245 Před 5 lety +12

      Lol

    • @toyotamarkIIjz
      @toyotamarkIIjz Před 5 lety +40

      With some ketchup on the side

    • @larrrikin8614
      @larrrikin8614 Před 5 lety +23

      And butter on top

  • @exs8241
    @exs8241 Před 7 lety +418

    I'm Chinese and i lost it when he said kungfu

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 Před 6 lety +5

      Elexis Yap yeah, isn't King Fu Japanese?

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 Před 6 lety +2

      Elexis Yap if not my bad.

    • @delimeat826
      @delimeat826 Před 6 lety +11

      ajlover41 Animal Jam No, Kungfu IS Chinese. It's just hilarious to us Chinese people when the hippo tried to mimick us with the mention of Kungfu, lol. Japan's martial arts are karate, btw

    • @mia-nq6rl
      @mia-nq6rl Před 6 lety

      Lel. Triggered...

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 Před 6 lety +2

      Spychalist okay thanks. I think Karate is what confused me ❤️

  • @peepeepoopoo8702
    @peepeepoopoo8702 Před 7 lety +1757

    What? Americans don't eat LETTUCE...
    I need more ketchup...
    I eat the ENTIRE TABLE...

  • @fizzytears9515
    @fizzytears9515 Před 2 lety +85

    As a secret Chinese spy I can confirm that’s how we eat and know this video has helped me blend in with the American society thank you from yours truly

  • @idontknowanymore3693
    @idontknowanymore3693 Před 7 lety +2840

    as a human being I can say that this is 100% accurate

    • @cacigacha3842
      @cacigacha3842 Před 6 lety +3

      0u0 :p no is %100 rude

    • @narellebullock1997
      @narellebullock1997 Před 6 lety +5

      You know that’s offensive to me and other people because I am Australian

    • @malidrk8512
      @malidrk8512 Před 6 lety +1

      BUT what if u r not a hookah ex: furry alien angel timelord?

    • @yoshi_chuck05
      @yoshi_chuck05 Před 2 lety +2

      True

    • @lorenzo3836
      @lorenzo3836 Před 2 lety +2

      Oml it's a joke guys quit bitching about it, jeez.

  • @jackleo4435
    @jackleo4435 Před 6 lety +3565

    Chinese: thats kind of offensive...
    French: not all of us smoke...
    Australian: we don't eat that food..
    Americans: MURICA!!!!

  • @fencerowe3083
    @fencerowe3083 Před 7 lety +7979

    In mother Russia, TABLE eat YOU!

  • @Geewber
    @Geewber Před 2 lety +151

    Legends say he's still eating half of the table to this day.

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint Před 7 lety +5540

    As an American, I can confirm this is true.

    • @Fraggle-
      @Fraggle- Před 7 lety +30

      I see you everywhere, are you Jesus?

    • @ruthie5680
      @ruthie5680 Před 7 lety

      same smh

    • @xxendergirlxx7469
      @xxendergirlxx7469 Před 7 lety

      PowahSlap Entertainmint
      🍭 Lollipop approves

    • @shek7121
      @shek7121 Před 7 lety +4

      As an American, I can confirm this is true.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 Před 7 lety +15

      As an American I am offended, clearly you do not know the history of Merica or you would not make such a sick joke
      Jk lol
      I am American and found this hilarious XD

  • @christianlara6289
    @christianlara6289 Před 8 lety +2814

    You forgot 2 important factors for the american human:
    The eagle and the shotgun.

    • @benjamin43_
      @benjamin43_ Před 8 lety +4

      omg xD

    • @grantmacdonald3904
      @grantmacdonald3904 Před 8 lety +16

      And the hippo needed to be fatter

    • @TheIGITnBLUE
      @TheIGITnBLUE Před 8 lety +20

      And Americans don't just eat a burger, they add shit tons of fries and a puddle of ketchup.

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C Před 8 lety +6

      +Carmen Xerxes don't forget the extra big gulp. 😂

    • @benjamin43_
      @benjamin43_ Před 8 lety +10

      Carmen Xerxes I'm American and I think that's hilarious XD

  • @potatocreepstudios5145
    @potatocreepstudios5145 Před 6 lety +1420

    What do you mean Asians only eat noodle.
    We also eat rice.

  • @izzyshea8639
    @izzyshea8639 Před 2 lety +68

    I wish they added an Italian one, I would have loved that since I’m Italian 🤣
    All in all this was hilarious! The American one is definitely my fave.

    • @BlackAmogus-sus
      @BlackAmogus-sus Před 2 měsíci +1

      I’m a quarter Italian 🍕🇮🇹🍝

    • @crazybrain6715
      @crazybrain6715 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@BlackAmogus-susthen get 3 more quarters

    • @BlackAmogus-sus
      @BlackAmogus-sus Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@crazybrain6715 but Another quarter is Ecuadorian & the rest is American 🇺🇸

    • @crazybrain6715
      @crazybrain6715 Před 2 měsíci

      @@BlackAmogus-sus im ecuadorian

    • @rachelwaln269
      @rachelwaln269 Před 2 měsíci

      If they did, they most likely would have done something that looked like it came out of The Sopranos, all while enjoying their nice wine.

  • @SooperKaleBoo
    @SooperKaleBoo Před 7 lety +501

    I too turn into a hippo and eat the table

    • @twentyonephansatthearmysch4974
      @twentyonephansatthearmysch4974 Před 7 lety +6

      Supercaliboo XDD

    • @k1m.c0m
      @k1m.c0m Před 7 lety +14

      Supercaliboo lol i somehow randomly turn into a hippo and eat the whole table...heh...

    • @shelbymoore969
      @shelbymoore969 Před 7 lety +1

      Really? Y'all become hippos? I become a walrus. The teeth are so much better at digging into hard woods

  • @Sillykids
    @Sillykids Před 5 lety +1107

    Yep, whenever I eat my food I eat the food, my friend’s food, the plates, the candle, the tablecloth, and half the table

  • @vahstilopez122
    @vahstilopez122 Před 6 lety +613

    Hippo: this dingo on a stick is bloody ripper
    Crocodile: thats affensive my cousin's Australian...and he's also a dingo
    Im dead

  • @Ari_Is_AriAriAri
    @Ari_Is_AriAriAri Před 2 lety +17

    As an American, I can confirm this is true. The only thing that not true is that we prefer eating the whole table deep fried thank you very much

  • @crystalthompson229
    @crystalthompson229 Před 7 lety +286

    The Hippo does a better Australian accent then me and I'm Australian

    • @Lazuli413
      @Lazuli413 Před 7 lety +5

      Wolf Girl1259 i know right xD

    • @emillyjohnson3181
      @emillyjohnson3181 Před 7 lety +4

      Wolf Girl1259 I read that in a Australian accent xD Im so sorry

    • @Slimmon132
      @Slimmon132 Před 7 lety +2

      Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi! I'm Aussie too. And mates, who's eaten Kangaroo? I have

    • @alreannaebersole3676
      @alreannaebersole3676 Před 7 lety

      +Anime Queen Monique Warde I've never had kangaroo is it good?😀

    • @Slimmon132
      @Slimmon132 Před 7 lety +1

      Alreanna Ebersole Its not too bad. Taste like beef actually but plain

  • @jessicafaith6387
    @jessicafaith6387 Před 8 lety +2514

    I have an issue with the American one. We don't eat half of the table. WE EAT THE WHOLE TABLE!

  • @nathanbiller7662
    @nathanbiller7662 Před 5 lety +5647

    As an American I am very offended...
    It’s considered rude to only eat half the table

  • @galazy.
    @galazy. Před 8 měsíci +6

    the French human sounds like a motorcycle revving up 😭

  • @sriana5136
    @sriana5136 Před 7 lety +2685

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICANS LIKE THIS??
    We eat the whole table, thanks

    • @faeriefiire
      @faeriefiire Před 7 lety +16

      Ariana Sanchez we are fat and lazy LOL

    • @blueflameaj8573
      @blueflameaj8573 Před 7 lety

      Serenity Slayz mmmmmmmm actually i disagree

    • @kingle1944
      @kingle1944 Před 7 lety +31

      Ariana Sanchez I love how well all the americans like myself are taking the joke

    • @BlueAngel_13_
      @BlueAngel_13_ Před 7 lety +4

      YEP

    • @mikilai5568
      @mikilai5568 Před 7 lety +1

      Ariana Sanchez yes

  • @raymatoad1585
    @raymatoad1585 Před 6 lety +869

    You almost got the Americans down...
    BUT YOU FORGOT THE SHOTGUN

  • @mr.despair1360
    @mr.despair1360 Před 7 lety +539

    Since you didn't eat the other half of the table can I have it.

  • @annie.thomas15
    @annie.thomas15 Před 2 lety +14

    As a French person, I can confirm that this is exactly how we eat!

  • @cora1235
    @cora1235 Před 3 lety +1514

    Why is there no part 2, as a British person I am offended that I wasn’t made fun of 💔

    • @ellisclark7115
      @ellisclark7115 Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah. The British society is overflowing with fun stereotypes.🇬🇧

    • @rottenbrain2516
      @rottenbrain2516 Před 2 lety +21

      Also need Mexican people ! We probably juts like “If doesn’t burn ! Doesn’t taste !

    • @Jedits_22
      @Jedits_22 Před 2 lety +3

      Same

    • @diegobortoluzzi3833
      @diegobortoluzzi3833 Před 2 lety +6

      @@rottenbrain2516 and the italians

    • @curtbui3517
      @curtbui3517 Před 2 lety +2

      Well we eat the plate and chair so uhh

  • @Bacchasnail
    @Bacchasnail Před 7 lety +632

    Dude, the American one was so freaking accurate, especially when I gets me a burger

    • @datboywonder
      @datboywonder Před 7 lety

      Mr. Muffins so true

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      America its not a country America its a continent.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety +1

      Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail Před 2 lety +1

      @@armandoruiz8758 first of all, dont care. Second off, not many people actually give a fuck, second off, the continent is North America, and the two continents together are the Americas, leaving the title America open as neither continent technically has it. So fuck off

  • @blacksheepsleep2951
    @blacksheepsleep2951 Před 5 lety +366

    I find this every offensive, I only eat the table if it’s cherrywood and there wasn’t a mountain of bacon on the burger. So inaccurate.

  • @Idkwhatmyhandlecanbe.
    @Idkwhatmyhandlecanbe. Před 11 měsíci +5

    1:02 me when I haven’t ate for 7 years:

  • @kaigergalaxy8477
    @kaigergalaxy8477 Před 6 lety +726

    I like how the American one wasn't racist XD

  • @meghanjackson1807
    @meghanjackson1807 Před 6 lety +1093

    No no no. For Americans, you pray first, then *eat the table*

  • @lemondropkid1469
    @lemondropkid1469 Před 7 lety +210

    That hippo can use chopsticks better than I can 😂

    • @SolaceHuntsman
      @SolaceHuntsman Před 7 lety +2

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø and he doesn't even have thumbs lol.

    • @blueberryies7930
      @blueberryies7930 Před 7 lety

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø i cant even use them

    • @thatguylolbits
      @thatguylolbits Před 6 lety

      Raiden K.
      0:21 how the hell can you not see his thumb

    • @mm-fe8sp
      @mm-fe8sp Před 6 lety +1

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø First letter in your name is a lithuanian letter!!

  • @yelloweyedshadow5589
    @yelloweyedshadow5589 Před 2 lety +13

    As an American myself- this is totally accurate.
    But also - we don't usually eat the table, we don't want splinters in our mouths.
    Remember to eat the whole table. :>

  • @pinkrock1743
    @pinkrock1743 Před 7 lety +183

    I'm Australian. _Why didn't you just eat Kangaroo instead??_

  • @reggirockjohnson7498
    @reggirockjohnson7498 Před 6 lety +341

    Close, you didn't eat your friends food

  • @rapidk7307
    @rapidk7307 Před 7 lety +153

    I died at the american part😂

  • @riyonemthukuna
    @riyonemthukuna Před rokem +2

    As an American Citizen
    I Can confirm we shove our heads
    Into cheeseburgers

  • @ham2629
    @ham2629 Před 8 lety +4139

    I'm sorry but that's not how Americans freaking eat.
    We eat THE WHOLE TABLE.
    AND OUR DATE.

  • @yaoiisnotexplicit4595
    @yaoiisnotexplicit4595 Před 6 lety +1267

    America doesn't eat tables, we eat the whole kitchen fyi

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67

    In Soviet Russia: Food doesn’t eat you because there aren’t any

  • @lugialover2496
    @lugialover2496 Před rokem +5

    0:53 *Dingodile*

  • @thecommonfool2110
    @thecommonfool2110 Před 6 lety +410

    That croc must be fun at parties

  • @Fiierce
    @Fiierce Před 8 lety +1405

    Hah everyone knows Americans don't eat lettuce!

  • @SAWCLAN569
    @SAWCLAN569 Před 7 lety +1337

    AMERICA!!
    You forgot to say
    Fuck Yeah!!!

  • @Quaku
    @Quaku Před 2 lety +3

    I can confirm that when I walk into an American diner, all the tables are half eaten

  • @dragonscrafty
    @dragonscrafty Před 7 lety +589

    It's not racist if you're a hippo

  • @sploderguy3539
    @sploderguy3539 Před 5 lety +659

    I am American, and I am offended by that! It’s not “merica!” It’s, “MURICA!”

    • @silky-babes1475
      @silky-babes1475 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol

    • @silky-babes1475
      @silky-babes1475 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josephs.5067
      @josephs.5067 Před 4 lety +1

      When you try your best and you dont succeed
      To be funny

    • @cyberwolf8383
      @cyberwolf8383 Před 4 lety

      MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

    • @Fritz357
      @Fritz357 Před 3 lety +3

      nah...it's
      MMMMUUUUUUURRRRIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mu-rh9hq
    @mu-rh9hq Před 7 lety +1873

    *insert generic joke about being american and eating the whole table instead of half and still get the comment a lot of likes*

    • @kipplayslife3026
      @kipplayslife3026 Před 7 lety +31

      oh you didnt get a comment?
      *insert desired comment here*

    • @frenchfryyes1235
      @frenchfryyes1235 Před 7 lety +3

      Completely Random Person TRUE tho I also eat my self ;-;)

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 Před 7 lety +14

      Completely Random Person we do not eat like that this is how civilized Americans eat
      *eats the whole table with a fork and knife*

    • @zmlh1366
      @zmlh1366 Před 7 lety +2

      Hey it's Marco

    • @the_banojee
      @the_banojee Před 7 lety +44

      *insert generic joke about being American and eating the whole restaurant instead of the whole table and still get the comment a lot of likes*

  • @arnoldmws6330
    @arnoldmws6330 Před rokem +1

    As an American, I am completely and utterly...
    Rolling on the floor and laughing lolololol.

  • @mexicanalex4105
    @mexicanalex4105 Před 7 lety +1259

    IM OFFENDED WE AMERICANS EAT THE FULL TABLE TABLE NOT HALF

    • @ACandCC
      @ACandCC Před 6 lety +8

      AlexX gaming SO NOT TRUE BUT XD

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon Před 6 lety +2

      AlexX gaming fuck you

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 Před 6 lety +9

      TheOnly ShinyUmbreon nigga do you not know what a joke is

    • @floweringgal9926
      @floweringgal9926 Před 6 lety +18

      I agree....I eat the whole table in one setting....not half.

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 Před 6 lety +4

      AlexX gaming OF COURSE! FIX THIS GRSVE INACCURACY OR YOU'LL SEE ME IN COURT!

  • @dadpool6841
    @dadpool6841 Před 7 lety +900

    About 90% of the comments are about Americans eating tables Edit: make that 95%

  • @Duyton
    @Duyton Před 7 lety +476

    Ahem, In Asia we do not do that. We simultaneously juggle chopsticks while eating from each one while playing Beethoven.

    • @7ha7person65
      @7ha7person65 Před 7 lety +38

      While doing a genius maths exam

    • @ilikebirbs4225
      @ilikebirbs4225 Před 7 lety +26

      And while we're blindfolded.

    • @whale8174
      @whale8174 Před 7 lety +15

      And while we make up a doomsday device that will effectively deep fry America so badly, that we will be The one eating half of America.

    • @Au16227
      @Au16227 Před 7 lety +10

      while performing open heart surgery.

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx Před 7 lety +8

      Utensils are for the weak. Eat with bare hands

  • @carlosalpalacios
    @carlosalpalacios Před 2 lety +1

    “🇺🇸 A M E R I C A ! ! ! 🇺🇸“
    As a Salvadoran Mexican 🇸🇻🇲🇽, that was my favorite one. 🤣

    • @tortugabug
      @tortugabug Před 2 lety +1

      Ayyyy so am I!!! 🇸🇻❤🇲🇽

  • @theparadigm8149
    @theparadigm8149 Před 4 lety +210

    As an American, I can say that the American one was the most accurate! 😂

  • @carved_cuts
    @carved_cuts Před 7 lety +379

    I'm not American.
    I'm European.
    I'm Dutch.
    BUT THAT DOESN'T MEEN I DON'T EAT LIKE AN AMERICAN!! XD

    • @kimberleyligtvoet9049
      @kimberleyligtvoet9049 Před 7 lety +4

      Galaxy the Dragon same lol

    • @annathesupercutedragon3928
      @annathesupercutedragon3928 Před 7 lety +2

      Kimberley Ligtvoet allu there Kim :3

    • @RagoxHatena
      @RagoxHatena Před 7 lety +4

      I'm Dutch and I don't eat like an American, I eat like a dump truck!
      Fuck taking the effort to chew, just load it all in there and swallow it whole!
      ...yes, including the table..

    • @carved_cuts
      @carved_cuts Před 7 lety +3

      RagoxHatena HECK YEAH!! XD

    • @teun1592
      @teun1592 Před 7 lety +1

      Galaxy the Dragon dutchiesss

  • @winkywonkey
    @winkywonkey Před 6 lety +171

    You forgot the shotguns pfft
    And I like my table cooked not raw.
    Also.... Nah that's it lol

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn Před 5 lety +1

      True Americans eat it medium rare lol

  • @D3m0ng3l
    @D3m0ng3l Před rokem +2

    As 1/2 American, I can confirm that I say goodbye to “America’s finest table.” 👍

  • @djspinmasterross3379
    @djspinmasterross3379 Před 7 lety +605

    I am American and can confirm that we eat that way.

  • @tifanih5699
    @tifanih5699 Před 6 lety +1437

    Ahem, I am VERY OFFENDED!!!! US AMERICAN'S EAT THE *ENTIRE* TABLE! PSHHH

    • @nixiatalekara5809
      @nixiatalekara5809 Před 6 lety +28

      HAAAHHAAAA TRUEEEE

    • @thetoffeecrow7314
      @thetoffeecrow7314 Před 6 lety +17

      Tifani Hall , very nice. Just. Very nice.

    • @uno6854
      @uno6854 Před 6 lety +10

      True.

    • @GreyEnvy
      @GreyEnvy Před 6 lety +15

      Tifani Hall I KNOW RIGHT?! SO OFFENSIVE

    • @avamatthews1459
      @avamatthews1459 Před 6 lety +40

      No no no no you are insanely stupid. We eat the walls, floor, and sometimes the ceiling.

  • @fabulousllamaofdoom3303
    @fabulousllamaofdoom3303 Před 7 lety +262

    Dude. Us Aussies don't eat the dingos foot, we eat it's friends, family and everyone mate.

    • @Hashwaa
      @Hashwaa Před 7 lety +18

      Fabulous Llama of Doom No no no, we eat animals alive.

    • @hannah7432
      @hannah7432 Před 7 lety +2

      Fabulous Llama of Doom true. How's it goin on you parts

    • @monolyth462
      @monolyth462 Před 7 lety +2

      Hashthehorse Yes we do :3 😂

    • @fromgsyea4200
      @fromgsyea4200 Před 7 lety +4

      I can confirm this

    • @harley5876
      @harley5876 Před 7 lety +4

      Don't forget the roadkill, m8!

  • @carolinebilliot2298
    @carolinebilliot2298 Před rokem +3

    This will never get old 😂

  • @alexcross1992
    @alexcross1992 Před 7 lety +383

    the American one is a tiny bit inaccurate. We eat everyone in the room. It's a battle every meal.

  • @jaden.v.__
    @jaden.v.__ Před 6 lety +599

    Half of these comments are “we Americans eat the FULL table!” We really aren’t that clever, huh

    • @yupbrookeishere5681
      @yupbrookeishere5681 Před 6 lety +1

      Nope

    • @tacocat9654
      @tacocat9654 Před 5 lety +35

      We aren't clever because we cant go to school... all the clever people go to school and get shot

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff Před 5 lety

      And the person we are with

    • @nowroong
      @nowroong Před 5 lety

      Do u know its a joke ?

    • @neutrallium
      @neutrallium Před 5 lety +2

      Hit or miss
      I guess thier kinda right HUH

  • @DudeMaster-sl3ff
    @DudeMaster-sl3ff Před 6 lety +375

    You missed a few minor details. First we also eat the guests food while staring them in the eyes, Second we bring our shotguns to dinner then shoot the entire room, and Lastly we like to eat our burgers with bullets for the side fries stuffed with cheese inside the patty and the the buns filled with tiny american flags.

  • @mrhattyhatman
    @mrhattyhatman Před rokem

    0:59 "AMERICA!!! **eats half table** "
    "Good one"

  • @lenabena300
    @lenabena300 Před 7 lety +576

    **Inhale**
    AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! *FUCK YEAHH!!!*
    **Eats the entire table including the chair**

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA Před 7 lety +24

      In Soviet Rusha, entire table and chair eats you

    • @dunc_n_fr
      @dunc_n_fr Před 7 lety +3

      DragonGuy GTO XDDDDDD

    • @bradensworld9042
      @bradensworld9042 Před 7 lety +3

      Is it bad that I read this in Brendon Urie's voice?

    • @ktdrhr6893
      @ktdrhr6893 Před 7 lety +1

      Fall out! at the twentyee one chemical phandoms I did too breadbin is my religion

    • @kino3504
      @kino3504 Před 7 lety

      Hello fellow Jammer

  • @stellabarrett8141
    @stellabarrett8141 Před 6 lety +205

    wow, as an american i can say this representation of eating is quiete accurate, exept we first have a roleplay cowboys vs indians battle and prefer eating all the table

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety +1

      We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      America its not a country America its a continent.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

    • @thefurycommander1843
      @thefurycommander1843 Před 2 lety

      @@armandoruiz8758 Nobody calls themselves Americans except us, and everyone knows what he is talking about. Your comment is irrelevant.

  • @kempkaching8773
    @kempkaching8773 Před 6 lety +486

    1:00 *-AMERICA!!!-* *AMERICA FUCK YEAAAA!*

  • @N4DH1FN4H1F
    @N4DH1FN4H1F Před rokem +1

    Therapist : "Alternate Universe isn't real, it can't hurt you"
    Alternate Universe :

  • @randydonut7385
    @randydonut7385 Před 5 lety +81

    Wow Americans take the quote
    “Don’t leave any food on the plate” to the next level

    • @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522
      @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes we do XD

    • @Fritz357
      @Fritz357 Před 3 lety +2

      more like don't leave any plate on the table

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 Před 2 lety

      @@maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522 We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

    • @ISuckAtMakingUsernames2
      @ISuckAtMakingUsernames2 Před 2 lety

      Yep. That's true on many levels

  • @queenbee4223
    @queenbee4223 Před 5 lety +3204

    Uh exCUSE ME WE DONT EAT THE TABLE
    we eat the entire restaurant thank you very much 😡
    Edit: OMG IVE NEVER HAD MORE THAN ONE LIKE AND 0 COMMENT S THANKS YOU GUYS
    Edit 2: 2020 really trying to take us out huh👀

  • @hailisterical3415
    @hailisterical3415 Před 5 lety +48

    I love how this was made 7 years ago and shows up in my reccomended just now

  • @camerondreemurr8642
    @camerondreemurr8642 Před rokem +1

    Time Traveler: *moves a chair*
    The Timeline:

  • @Rene-bt8br
    @Rene-bt8br Před 7 lety +609

    The America one is too accurate

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 Před 7 lety +3

      MCR Trashed,what does the scouter say about its accuracy level?

    • @blueflameaj8573
      @blueflameaj8573 Před 7 lety +8

      MCR Trashed oh yes I scream MERICA before eating a table totally accurate

    • @reggymcmonkey5737
      @reggymcmonkey5737 Před 7 lety

      Ognjen Ivanovic over 69,000

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 Před 7 lety

      Reggy McMonkey WHAT; 69,000!?!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    • @midorigurinu3036
      @midorigurinu3036 Před 7 lety +1

      Ye but not for me i'm brittish..
      Hippo: Oh hello mate! Would you like a cup of teeaa?

  • @jaybird1650
    @jaybird1650 Před 6 lety +362

    What.....? We don't eat half the table. We eat the person who is sitting with us as well as the full table :3

  • @shinymosi5832
    @shinymosi5832 Před 8 lety +132

    I love how the American one was trust like "yep that's true not racist at all"

    • @juanpablogonzalez8528
      @juanpablogonzalez8528 Před 8 lety +4

      that's the point

    • @aaronb1981
      @aaronb1981 Před 8 lety +1

      Technically none of it was racist just opinions that might come off as offensive. And anyways it's just satyr.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 Před 8 lety +1

      +The buff bros yup it's human goats who use music to power nature
      i think you mean satire*

    • @aaronb1981
      @aaronb1981 Před 8 lety

      Jake tongue yea thx

    • @iks8386
      @iks8386 Před 8 lety +3

      it aint racist

  • @mrtoastywaffles1039
    @mrtoastywaffles1039 Před rokem +1

    1:00 is how Americans eat when they hear there is a free gun inside burger

  • @mackenziesmith7505
    @mackenziesmith7505 Před 7 lety +210

    they should have done a British one.
    and there would just be lots of tea and the Queen ♕

    • @nicistrying9058
      @nicistrying9058 Před 7 lety +12

      Mackenzie Smith and crumpets

    • @remi2597
      @remi2597 Před 7 lety +4

      That's so offensive. I'm British.
      Obviously we don't eat like that....
      our teeth are too bad to eat anything....

    • @Daicidus
      @Daicidus Před 7 lety

      Mackenzie Smith can confirm

    • @thatguylolbits
      @thatguylolbits Před 6 lety +1

      And big bad teeth

    • @cadiaenjoyer3034
      @cadiaenjoyer3034 Před 6 lety +1

      What about the fish and chips?

  • @Crispysauce124
    @Crispysauce124 Před 6 lety +282

    The crocodile is me at partys

    • @catlucasomeninogato6524
      @catlucasomeninogato6524 Před 6 lety +1

      crispy sauce 0:59 me eating at parties

    • @lamichael8659
      @lamichael8659 Před 6 lety

      crispy sauce you are very fun at parties

    • @sayinz902
      @sayinz902 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah, pretty much me too, but I'm not ever at a party (wow what I said was kinda napstablook)

    • @Alsyoutubeaccount
      @Alsyoutubeaccount Před 6 lety

      Is the joke that you’re not fun at parties or are you actually that unlikeable?

  • @spongebobsquarepants5795
    @spongebobsquarepants5795 Před 6 lety +358

    thats also how american alligators eat

    • @allanarroyo1
      @allanarroyo1 Před 6 lety +1

      cheese zilla 1.Act ue hands as alligators
      2.Kill the table

  • @snead4403
    @snead4403 Před 2 lety

    Russians: “Aye comrade, giv mi som vodka! *PROCEEDS TO EAT THE PLATE AND THE BOTTLE OF VODKA*”

  • @joaoaugusto5426
    @joaoaugusto5426 Před 7 lety +195

    Im a table, and we dont' eat only a half of the american, we eat all of it.

    • @bigfan9684
      @bigfan9684 Před 7 lety

      joão augusto faustino monteiro I've seen that profile picture before, but I don't know where.

    • @joaoaugusto5426
      @joaoaugusto5426 Před 7 lety +2

      Rpro IM ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS!

    • @musicformesongs5003
      @musicformesongs5003 Před 7 lety

      Isn't that the duck that bobs up and down while turning in this position

    • @musicformesongs5003
      @musicformesongs5003 Před 7 lety

      Like its looking for someone

    • @bigfan9684
      @bigfan9684 Před 7 lety

      joão augusto faustino monteiro oh yeah lol

  • @demitreburger707
    @demitreburger707 Před 7 lety +465

    You people dont know half the struggles we suffer in America... The average American spends up to $200,000 a year on table related purchases.

    • @reggymcmonkey5737
      @reggymcmonkey5737 Před 7 lety +18

      Big Brother Whoops I ate the couch too..

    • @swashbuckler9640
      @swashbuckler9640 Před 7 lety +13

      Big Brother
      $200,000 is more than my families yearly income XD

    • @Maybabymae09
      @Maybabymae09 Před 7 lety +7

      Sasha Purple THATS WHY OUR DEBT IS SO LARGE IM ALREADY ON MY FIFTH TABLE

    • @user-hj4uk5we4t
      @user-hj4uk5we4t Před 7 lety

      Big Brother and America is the most fat country and has the most obese/over weight children

    • @_maggie_8493
      @_maggie_8493 Před 6 lety

      Gino Rich dude it was a joke saying we eat tables, chill 😂

  • @2nddoge
    @2nddoge Před 7 lety +172

    If Americans eat tables, wouldn't Mexicans eat walls?

  • @silverestsilverever
    @silverestsilverever Před rokem

    'MERICA!
    *proceeds to dive into the table, decapitating it and then eating one half of it while the crocodile is bloody surprised*

  • @CIoroxBIeach
    @CIoroxBIeach Před 7 lety +868

    America was incorrect, you see you have to eat the WHOLE table. Smh thumbs down

    • @blueberryies7930
      @blueberryies7930 Před 7 lety +11

      Clorox Bleach i saw you reply to thoughty two about creatures under the bed

    • @Nancy-to9vt
      @Nancy-to9vt Před 7 lety +8

      Clorox Bleach why do I see you so much. Srsly when I'm scrolling through comments I see you :\

    • @2nddoge
      @2nddoge Před 7 lety +12

      Nancy Menefee many people just got the same name and profile pic of that bleach

    • @cankuzucan4872
      @cankuzucan4872 Před 6 lety +6

      Why u everywhere

    • @mmmcheeseburger730
      @mmmcheeseburger730 Před 6 lety +1

      Clorox Bleach racist

  • @everettedrinksmilk2305
    @everettedrinksmilk2305 Před 6 lety +702

    0:59 you forgot the chainsaw we always eat with chainsaws
    (edit) wow 293 likes on this comment

    • @literallydust2268
      @literallydust2268 Před 6 lety +6

      The Lake Ness monster lol

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger Před 6 lety +8

      Oh and we eat the whole table and only 2% of the slobbered food get into our bodies

    • @jabrabuny294
      @jabrabuny294 Před 6 lety +14

      stupid we eat with shotguns not chainsaws

    • @literallydust2268
      @literallydust2268 Před 6 lety +8

      YulioCoolio nah u both wrong, we eat with our phones

    • @everettedrinksmilk2305
      @everettedrinksmilk2305 Před 6 lety +10

      YouTUBE NOOB no we eat with phones chainsaws and shotguns

  • @puggospizzeria
    @puggospizzeria Před 5 lety +193

    I am Canaden and I ONLY eat maple syrup and bacon

  • @GodsPrOmiseee
    @GodsPrOmiseee Před rokem +1

    Omg the animal version! 😂 the human one Made me cryyyyy 👌🏻

  • @holoitsmei8075
    @holoitsmei8075 Před 6 lety +32

    When your Asian American and you eat the table with chopsticks 🥢

  • @Thetalltrtle
    @Thetalltrtle Před 7 lety +235

    That's one appetising table

  • @HopperTracks
    @HopperTracks Před 5 lety +449

    Person 1: Excuse me Americans don’t eat just half the table , we eat the whole table
    Person 2: Excuse me !?!?Americans don’t just eat the table. , we eat the entire restaurant
    Person 3: Excuuuuuse me !!!!!???? We don’t eat a whole restaurant; that’s insane, we eat the whole state !
    Person 4: Guys this is really offensive and you’re telling it through lies because most Americans don’t eat that much, we eat the whole universe!!duhhhh!

  • @thatoneguy5205
    @thatoneguy5205 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you CZcams gods for gifting me with a childhood memory I forgot about

  • @whatusaytome9471
    @whatusaytome9471 Před 7 lety +384

    We deep fry everything in America even that hippo

  • @d0p3tr4sh2
    @d0p3tr4sh2 Před 7 lety +66

    The comments are funnier than the video. Cheesus Rice 😂😂😂

  • @plupersholicorn
    @plupersholicorn Před 7 lety +201

    I *NEED* A PART TOO
    I NEED TO KNOW HOW I EAT MY FOOD ( I'm a Canadian )
    Edit: these replays are so hilarious, I will make sure I add much maypole syrup and say sorry at least 10000 times

    • @noahredgrove1480
      @noahredgrove1480 Před 7 lety +26

      +Plupers Holicorn simple 1 add mountain of maple syrup, 2 apoligize to the plate, 3 slapshot it into a basketball net

    • @elitegaming3339
      @elitegaming3339 Před 7 lety +8

      Plupers Holicorn I also need to know how my people eat food also im mexican

    • @oari1150
      @oari1150 Před 7 lety +7

      Everyone knows that canadians eat meat while simultaneously repeatedly saying sorry... duh

    • @yasmineleroy7450
      @yasmineleroy7450 Před 7 lety

      Me too but I'm belgan, my country is too small to be in that kind of video ;-;

    • @es-7965
      @es-7965 Před 7 lety +8

      Could've sworn you said you were Chinese a second ago.

  • @dawanasianboy3153
    @dawanasianboy3153 Před rokem +5

    As an Asian, I would like to say that this was so racist,
    Where the hell is the Rice