I’m a registered nurse in the USA. there is no way she could have even walked two hours after having “two epidurals”. Also laughing glass is super dangerous if not taken supervised. There is no way anybody with a medical license would let a husband inhale a “full tank” of laughing gas… no way this birth story is weird and didn’t happen.
The gas was probably entonox a mix of gas and air and it wears off really quickly. A deep breath has effect for about 15 seconds. As a pain relief the problem can be getting the patient to take continuous deep breaths of the gas. Some keep stopping to tell you things and then complain about the pain. Others (presumably like H) just suck it all down as fast as possible trying to get a high and then act surprised when it runs out. It's only 50% laughing gas.
@@craftiladyyeah that’s not possible at all. They will not let you out of the hospital until you’ve shown them you can urinate on your own, an epidural removes the ‘urge’. It takes quite a few hours after wearing off before you can pee on your own. If you can’t then they will stick a cath in.
Total nonsense birth story, unmonitored laughing gas? Hand mirror to see birth? Walking and leaving hospital two hours after two epidurals ? Eating chicken during high risk labor? Nurse discovers drug abusing husband in labor room and brings more drugs?
So, his wife says she wants to kill herself and he doesn't know what to do, William has a fight with him and he phones his therapist??? What a todger!!!
I’m sorry, I don’t believe for one second that she was suicidal. Like Samantha Cohen said, the palace needed a “paper trail” to prove they had been trying to work with these assholes. Similarly, Meghan and Harry needed one too. Meghan wanted to go to an all inclusive type resort/therapy place-somewhere like Hawaii or the Caribbean (lol I can’t remember but it wasn’t in the UK). Meghan’s friend owned the place and more than likely (especially given her talent for making as much money as possible) Meghan would publicize this therapy resort and get something in return. The palace didn’t think it was appropriate but I highly doubt they told her she couldn’t receive ANY help.
Suicidal!!! Megalier made up the story because she knew Harry's mental issues abd the obsession with his mother diana,so she manipulate him ,to the point he believes she is just like his mother ,she is something subliminal and Diana speaks to him through her 😉🫣🤷♀️🤷 crazy!!! Harry and megalon trying to say she was Suicidal and she told him: 😳😱 don't leave me alone , probably harry was supposed to be alone in that event without megan and she manipulate him to be there too because she wasnt gonna stay behind, second or third place 😉🤷♀️🤷,.we seen another time where harry had an event with others and the assistant told her to walk with her to the other side r ,so harry walks with the hosts of the event ,but she didn't listen and walked following harry and the gentleman,,😉🤷♀️🤷 she told harry dont leave me alone ,I want to die,I don't want to live any more !!!! 🤷🤷♀️😳😱😉 but I don't want you lose another woman from your life ,like your mommy !!! So dirty harry fall for and brought her to the event ,instead to the clinic 😉😉🤷♀️🤷because miraculously she feels better when harry decided to make changes to bring her at the last minute ,no wonder they had issues with the staff and disagreement with william because he saw the way she was controlling him ,just look at megalon, how she look that evening of the aledgedly suicidal episode , she look very happy relaxed,,what suicidal woman like her will get up ,shower,her hairstylist did her hair and didn't saw anything to the point to tell harry or her other assistant something was really bad with megan?? The makeup artist didn't see anything wrong with her ??,the stylist either??? 🤷♀️🤷 just weird ,we saw Diana in many events, tired ,upset,sad,, crying, sleeping ,so many signs of something was really wrong with her .but megan,nothing!!! Manipulating controlling ,I know a person like that ,my stepson did the same with my husband ,suicidal " once he agree to do anything what he wanted the suicidal episode passed and he was very normal afterwards 😉🤷♀️🤷
It really did sound like a movie birth. If he experienced a birth it would sound different. How about concern for his wife or concerns for the baby?? Heart rate etc.
William and Catherine tried as long as they could to keep their privacy and shield their children from the media! They were so mature and were able to come to an agreement to give access to their family on their terms! Catherine even took photography herself so she could take her own pictures to release to the press! The two couples are such polar opposites! Thank god William was born first and that he found the beautiful Catherine!!
I completely agree. I think part of Harry's issue is that he doesn't think he owes anything for the privilege of being in the RF, nor acknowledges that the press are a conduit to the people as evidenced by the fact that he and M were so secret about Archie's birth and sold the rights to Gayle, US vs giving the first opportunity to the UK press (and the UK people) to see Archie first.
I've been thinking the same thing since the Instagram loving b**ch wife came along, & showed the world how thick Harry truly is. I can't even believe how in one year of Harry's wife sacrificing herself for the good of the UK, (sarcasm) Haz was so easily manipulated by her, that he 'fled for the safety of his family & himself.' Then once they're safely in California, 🙄 Harry blows his inheritance on a castle for his wife. I suppose it's a penance for her literally being 'fed to the wolves' in the UK. I can't stand these crybabies. They've both thrown away their entire families like they're trash. I hope Harry thinks about that sometime soon, because she's going to do the same to him. It's just a matter of time. How sad.
@@Lioness_UTV He doesn't understand that the scrutiny he interprets as "intrusion" is absolutely necessary. The whole point of the Press in this respect is to scrutinise and hold to account those who have any position of power and/or influence over the people. Without it, the powerful would eventually become corrupt and the people would suffer. Of course, the Press has become far from perfect in this respect and have themselves assumed more power than they should, using it to raise some up and bring others down, but with the advent of the internet, they aren't the only ones now able to scrutinise on our behalf.
He should thank God he wasn't born 100 years earlier. Up until I think (and someone with more knowledge, please correct me if I'm wrong), Queen Elizabeth ii birth anyone in line to the throne had to have: the prime minister, members of the privy council, members of government including some members of the opposition, members of the royal household, ladies in waiting, and a representative of the king (or queen). If dear megsy had to have Dave Cameron and Sir Keir staring up her foof, they'd be a lot less speculation😂😂😂 Incase anyone doesn't know why they had so many people present its because of the 'warming pan incident ' from the 1670s (again, please correct me if this is incorrect dates. I'm doing this off the top of my head). I think it was James ii 2nd wife was a Catholic he had two protestant daughters with his first wife, and they were grown and married. This is just after nearly a decade of civil war where the country was split over the mainly Catholic king and crown and the mainly protestant government, which eventually lead to Charles I having his involuntary separated from his body. So religious animosity was still rife. Anyway, James' 2nd wife was pregnant (actually pregnant 👀 MEGAN), and the country was worried it was going to be a boy in which case he would usurp his sister and people were worried it would lead to another civil war. When Catherine of Braganza (James' 2nd wife) went into labour, only supporters of the king were allowed in the delivery room, so then a rumour went around saying the queen's real baby had died and another baby was brought into the bedroom in a warming pan (Google it. Very early hot water bottle). And that is why members of the opposition of the house of commons and house of Lords had to be present to make sure there was no funny business as illegitimate and surrogate children are barred from the line of succession. Nowadays, the signed notice from the doctor (usually 2 signatures) is deemed sufficient, which is why when the notice went on Buckingham Palace gates with no signatures, it caused such controversy. I hope this explains a bit about why it's so important. If you want to read more Google The warming pan incident uk and the glorious revolution
Not only are you a brilliant narrator you are clearly a brilliant judge of character, you have guided us through this ridiculous encyclopaedia of self pity with humour and common sense, you really don’t need any positive feedback from me but I honestly think your channel will go from strength to strength and you will be a success!!!!! Keep it up and thank you!!!!!!!!
Yes! I agree 100% and I thank you Cheere Denise for "sparing" most of us from buying this ridiculous memoir. I've enjoyed every second of your take on Harry's book and your comedic timing and especially your facial expressions crack me up! You're amazing.
You know, when Harry says his therapist asked him to repeat the dog bowl story over and over again, I have a mental image of her covering the receiver with her hand while she laughs at his ridiculous stammering tale. "Tell me again about the necklace, Harry. Was it your gold snowflake one, or the silver "Thug Life" one? (snort) What? Uh, nothing, just clearing my throat. Now, about the dog bowl.... Yes... yes, I see. (hrrnnsttt!!) Just, just getting a sip of water. It's dry in here. Where exactly did the pieces poke you? Your back? How about your ass? You sure it wasn't your ass? And William was doing what while this happened? (eeeeepppp!) Uh, a mosquito just went past the window, that's all. He was standing over you. He wasn't kicking you, by chance? I thought you said something about your ass, are you sure he wasn't kicking it?"
I keep reading on social media that people are hoping that Wills will not only break his new necklace while Harold attends the Coronation but that he will also steal his watch 😂
There are online pics of H&M's home, Nottingham Cottage & its kitchen at the time. The dog bowls pictured are metal, not ceramic. Metal dog bowls would dent, not break. They didnt move into Frogmire Cottage straight away as it had to be renovated & refurbed, having been 5 separate staff cottages.
The only way some of this would even make sense is if Meghan was holding the surrogate's hand. It's the only way anyone handed a mirror to Meghan to watch. I'm sure they learned a long time ago to not hand objects that can become weapons to a woman in labor.😂
Im in the uk and used only gas & air for my 3 labours. I wasn’t allowed epidurals as the labours were too far on by the times I asked for it. The gas & air was just next to the bed which is yhe norm here. Im pretty sure the medical staff would have stopped my hubby trying to use it should he have tried and equally he wouldn’t have been selfish or childish enough to try to a) deprive me of it & b)trying to get high while the miracle of birth was happening!!
@@wakesmom3445.. You have a catheter in for 7 hours after an epidural and you have to be able to pass water by yourself before even considering a discharge. So sick of the lies.
Here in New Zealand they will not let a first time mother leave the hospital until she can go to the toilet without issues, feeding baby sufficiently and all baby vitals are fabulous. No frigging way any of that happens for a first time mother in 2hrs😂let alone adding an epidural in the mix. Those 2 are full of kaka. They didn't have a baby. Someone else did😂
Whenever Harry says “for some reason,” he is the only one who doesn’t understand the reason. Everyone but Harry understands why William was”set off.” I’m getting set off just sitting here listening to this conversation.
If this whole incident ACTUALLY happened, Harold would have no problems saying ‘Willy called me a son of a bitch!’ That William might say ‘You are so out of touch, it’s too incredible’ and Harold doesn’t want to repeat THAT! He’d rather claim it was the vague ‘name calling’. William has protected Harry for YEARS, watching him self destruct over a woman, so clearly seen through, must have broken William’s heart. The British Royal Family not just allowing Harry to lie, but it’s still listed on the website that he’s a ‘pilot’ when he failed all three tests. Then with all the drugs, how many of the lies become real? He had kills in ‘Call of Duty’ they then become real?? This guy needs commitment.
@@judywright4241 I imagine it the same way every time. “You’re a child Harold.” Of course no matter what he was called, if it’s the same characterization the public has labeled him with, he certainly wouldn’t want to draw attention to it.
Without you reading this malicious book, lots of people would never know the myriad of lies he's revealed. I'm glad he's shown his cards and all those people can refute his falsehoods. Thanks for your sacrifice!😊
My god he has the nerve to question the queens competency! No wonder he wanted the book held back until she passed! If she had read that book she would have immediately stripped them of their titles and ensured they never again got anywhere near the RF!
Wow that whole birth story, I would be pissed if my husband acted like that when I was in labor. The body guards are for protection not buying food. Harry using the laughing gas is so wrong, yet another anecdote that makes me think he is a drug addict. Harry sounds so awful.
Another anecdote where he's behaving like a child and thinks he's being amusing. We're all supposed to be laughing with him, but it's just disgusting behavior. Even more so because he doesn't seem to realize how disgusting it is.
My husband would have been on the floor with his lights out and missed the birth. I would have been ready to leave the hospital before him. Ugh he sure can spin a tall tale.
Sometimes you still birth your child with the chord wrapped around their neck. My first son had the chord wrapped around twice & I was just about to have an emergency c-section. But my births are fast. Even the first one. He came super fast & I birthed him in 20min after they realized I was already at 10 centimeters. But MM never talked about having a fast birth. I always talk about that because that is THE reason why we still did a vagina birth instead of c-section. My boy just came super fast. Once he was ready, he wasn't waiting for anyone
1) Candles in the hosp? Sure,don't worry about the O2. 2) the mirror, when I was in labor they had the big swivel mirror."Joan look,here"s the head" I glanced to humor them, "I'm a little busy now" 3) when the cord is wrapped around the neck, they Never have you push hard. Blow and don't push so they can try and unwrap it. Sheesh..😂
They sure don't. If the cord is too short, tight you sure as hell don't make it tighter by pushing. Steady pressure is held to quickly get the cord off. And if that doesn't happen fast they have to work to quickly apply two clamps and cut between them
About the umbilical cord round the baby’s neck. This is what makes me ask whether she was really pregnant. Let me explain. My younger sister was a geriatric mother, just like MM. My sister was 42 when she finally succeeded after several IVF attempts. She was closely monitored especially during her last weeks of pregnancy. Because of the regular scans, they found in the 35th week that the umbilical cord was around the baby’s neck. But her doctor wanted to give her child, a son, another week of growth before he took him out via Caesarean procedure. So she was scanned every day. Thank God nothing worse happened and at the end of the week, her doc said, ok, we can proceed. So my question is, didn’t MM have close monitoring especially at her age? Surely she should have, and very likely this would have been detected at some point close to the due date. This is why, among other things he said, I find it hard to believe that she really gave birth.
My brother is very immature like Harry, my brother is nearly 60 years old! I have grey rocked him. I can't stand his drama any more. The only contact we have is sending birthday cards, and even then I throw his straight in the bin as he tries to hoover me with ridiculous messages in the card. Narcissists are perpetual toddlers for life.
This story sounds more like a Barnum and Bailey’s three ring circus than an actual account of childbirth. I’ve never given birth, but I was present for the birth of my sister’s first child, and that is enough experience for me to completely cry foul on this whole ridiculous story. Any doubt I had as to whether or not Meghan actually ever gave birth has been completely confirmed. Also, if I were in the middle of giving birth, and my partner was gorging himself on fried chicken and stealing my laughing gas, as soon as I was physically able to drive a car postpartum, I would be driving myself over to a divorce attorney’s office.
The signatures of the four witnesses should have been on the palace announcement. Something had to be up for the intentional leaving off of the signatures.
Is it common to take laughing gas with an epidural? Seems it's a one or the other type of thing. As someone who had an epidural, there is no way in hell that they were home 2 hours after the birth. My epidural took several hours to wear off after the birth, so I was basically numb from the waist down. Lot's of weird things about the birth story.
I was literally paralysed from my tits down - an accidental lumbar puncture! The anaesthetist came by later to apologise, but I told him it was still the best injection I'd ever had 😊
I'm guessing that it wasn't just the staff William was talking about. I'd be surprised if CEO'S, leaders of charities, diplomats, other royals etc. hadn't said something about her behaviour to the palaces.
He says he has a terrible memory but can remember minutiae about so many events. I started writing a memoir 20 years ago I looked through a few pages about my father in the hospital that I did not remember at all. My excuse is long term retrieval processing deficit, one of a few learning disabilities. I'm not going to insist my recollections, impressions and experiences are objective facts.
💯 funny how he remembers all the words william and charles told him ,but he didn't remember the phone number of the psychiatrist who was treating him ,when megalier was " suicidal " 🤷🤷♀️😉 harry doesn't remembers Diana bad behavior either 🫣🤔😉 only charles. I guess talking about his mother and say that she was part of his mental health problems he has now ,not only charles ,isn't lucrative ,right? Because he keeps selling his mother as a victim abd for that he is a victim too.
@@elinstar6034 or what country he was in when his great grandmother died either for that matter, but he does remember a whole fake conversation… in which, of course they called him your Royal highness. He might be royal, but he is a royal Hiney.
If you listen to the free audiobook of Spare on YT, in the first 15mins Harry says he "struggles with remembering dates & also, details of conversations". Strategic vagueness in my opinion.
Many years ago I was seriously depressed after losing my brother unexpectedly (you know, real world problems) my eyes would be like boiled eggs every morning from crying, I'd have to put teaspoons in the freezer to take the swelling down before work, she's an insult to people genuinely suffering, her eyes weren't even red, not a hair out of place, not a mascara streak to be seen.
In the second birth, he mentioned that he and the wife were both eating, I think it was hamburgers and tacos (?) brought by security. I find that strange that she be allowed to eat anything before birth.
If she is doing a natural birth then you can usually be allowed to eat but being induced, having had a cord problem first go round and an epidural, I don't think they'd want her to be eating because she has a higher likelihood of a c section. But who knows right 🤷 I get the idea that these two have never been through most of the things they say, at least never how they say it
Here in the United States they don’t allow you to eat during labor because in the event you can’t deliver normally, you have to have an empty stomach in case general anesthesia is required. And btw, I don’t know anyone who wanted to eat during labor. It certainly was the last thing on my mind….all I could think of was the pain and how I couldn’t wait for it to be over and done with.
. Not true you cant eat while in labor cuz in case they have to put you under anesthesia AND you would crap all over your birthing bed & food & stomach cramps via labor pains is absolutely not allowed . Even drinking is a no no . Ice chips you suck on thats it . Ive had 3 kids 2 natrual 1 c section . No eating or drinking while you in labor
My sister went home 12 hours after having her babies ( they had no insurance so they paid out of pocket) but she had them natural so no epideral. They would have had to lift Megan into the wheelchair and then Harry would have to lift her out of the car when they got home. Also ...2 hours isn't enough time for the doctors to properly examine the baby and do the necessary tests.
My local hospital won't sign out *any* mother & baby until at least six hours after birth. So I can't believe the Portland hospital would sign out a *thirty-seven year old first time mother* after just two hours, especially if she'd had an epidural . The hospital could be held responsible if anything happened, even something such as the mother tripping & falling because she hadn't "gotten her legs back" after the epidural.
You have to pee and poop first after an epidural. These funcrions need to be up and running before you are allowed to leave a hospital. And what about the after birth, the placenta. I guess they did not stay long enough to see that happening, with whome ever was in that bed. What a Alice in wonderland story. Madder than the Mad Hatter so you will.
You’ve heard of lovable old King Charles, the organic food and tree loving gentle soul? How about his son, ABSOLUTE LAD Big Willy, who has pile driven many a man into dog bowls, shattering them EASILY. He’s into polo and being a Chad. (Joking, obviously, but it would be kind of fun to have a King or Queen with wrestling as a hobby lol)
When I was listening to this scene I could not understand how anyone could remain on the Sussex side… Harry invited and installed a “foreign organism”(🦠🤢Meghan’s words In Netflix 🦠) into their previously happy and stable lives and this individual began wreaking havoc spreading lies and creating misery…. It’s sooo pathetic that he refused to acknowledge what is soooo obvious for all to see & has allowed all that has since taken place to date to happen. “Tears are in my eyes 👀 glistening in the Australian sunshine” 🤢🦠😡😂😂🤣🤣. The labour scene… mother laughING during an induced labour, at moron husband stealing all the gas… what total BS, having been induced I call this total BS it’s fast incredibly painful and overwhelming… husband in the room snorting all the gas during the intensity of induced labour… TOTAL PACK OF LIES!! The writing in this book is just Mills and Boon NAUSEATING CHEESY FANTASY
Assessment OBS have to be done postpartum . If not the nursing staff would not have completed their role as per hospital policy . It would not have happened !What a lying jerk !
Who's more likely to have said " I can't talk to you when you are like this"? The sober or the high guy? Likely Harry made a lunge for him and William pushed him off.
She had two epidurals. The distance from the hospital to Windsor is 40 minutes. He wants us to believe that they were discharged at one hour 20 minutes old for them to be home two hours after the baby was born. Edited to swap the travel time
YES EXTREMELY HARD TO BELIEVE- YOU CANNOT HAVE AN EPIDURAL ONCE THE CERVIX BECOMES FULLY DILATED. It takes app 45 mins to get an epidural in place, good gosh - you are putting a needle & catheter into your spine !!! Then, this is the ‘kicker’ that turns Harry’s story into a complete LIE and FABRICATION- the mother loses the ability to use her leg muscles for at least 2 hours after the medication has stopped being delivered to the mother it could possibly take longer to control leg movements when trying to walk.
That’s rich that Harry would criticize the bee, fly and the other one as “Middle aged White guys.” I know in Harry’s mind, he’s eternally 12 years old but he is also a “Middle aged White guy”. Wtf is wrong with this guy?
Anyone that has suffered with depression not even to the point of suicide finds it hard to function. Yet Like you said she got all dolled up was sitting smiling the whole time they were there and then greeted lots of people and there didn't seem to be a problem. To mention it in the book and then just throw it away was ridiculous. If he wanted to help people he should have said how she got out of that funk.
Agreed, she made all of that up plus the “r@c ism” claims, not even remotely helping genuine sufferers of mental health issues or poor people suffering from genuine r @c ism (which is totally unacceptable)
@@shabbysuzannah3702 This book could have been great. Instead it turned into a moanathon with no logically outcome, or even no outcome with some of the stories he conveys.
I had clinical depression many years ago and it was crippling. It was so hard to find any motivation to take care of myself like hygiene, food, sleep, keeping in contact with friends… I would have panic attacks before social events and sit in my car on the driveway shaking and crying. Often I just bailed on social occasions. Couldn’t face it.
I can’t believe that he put so much ridiculous stuff in the book. He looks like an idiot. You have a good handle on those two. Photos of their kitchen included the dog bowls - metal.
You see when you make up stories or be dramatic and add flavor you cannot remember one story to the next. He had a therapist on speed dial people. yet he could not help his wife who wanted to do away with her and their unborn child life. Unbelievable.
Harry is outrage about being born after William and is so indignant about the word Spare, you know who else were Spares his aunt and uncles. In the prestigious school that he went I would assume there are a lot of heirs and spares I would like to think they do not feel inferior about something that has been going on for hundreds of years down the line and none of the afore mention ever think of writing a book about it.
I think uncle Andrew does but then he's a nutter too. Infact looking back over last 100 yrs theres been a nutter in each generation of royals, sometimes the heir. So h being like this is not new.
The media attention that Catherine had to endure was so bad that they even had a London bus with Waity Katy on a headline banner across the top deck. Meghan got off very lightly
OMG! Thank you for giving us Harry's ridiculous rendition of the fight with William. Harry is such a baby. It's hard to believe he hasn't died of embarrassment by now.
I’ve never seen a dog bowl that hasn’t been pushed up against a counter or a wall. It would be impossible to fall onto your back without striking your head on the worktop. I imagine the only thing that could have possibly happened is he ended up sat in it with more wet trousers.
@@hunnybella8223 lol! Well, I don't know, but... I would imagine that, given that surgical knives are ALSO made of SS, I DO know that you would have some SERIOUS CUTS on your back, if you DID land on the dog bowl... :)
From a public perspective, none of us knew what she was like behind the scenes - that didn't really emerge until shortly before the Oprah interview. Of course her protocol mistakes were initially seen as insignificant because for anyone coming into the RF from the outside there was bound to be a learning curve. It was only when those "mistakes" continued that we realised it was all very deliberate. When added to various other behaviours and statements it became clear that she seemed to hold our culture, traditions and protocols in contempt. These things aren't limited to British life: they exist in the governments of every country. There is no way that the White House doesn't have protocols; no way that the wife of, say, the Vice-President would charge in front of her husband to greet visitors or hosts, and no way that she would defy the President's simple requests whenever she felt like it. All these things added up and made her appear juvenile, rude and unlikeable. She was the architect of her own declining popularity - not racism, sexism, bigotry or unconscious bias.
Watch the Royal Grift intro to her shows. She posts a minute from Suits when Rachel is snidely telling off a subordinate, and you can only think that this is how she treated the Palace staff.
This is a combat trained war veteran cowering on the couch!! What!?? And yes, he probably didn't see any actual combat, but he still would have received the training and hand to hand would have been part of that training.
First baby - no, you don't go home after 2 hours. Kept in overnight at least. I had my first decades ago and was kept in 2 days (England). Let's not forget the epidural. No way are you home so soon.
Leaving two hours after birth? That’s impossible unless she was the one that didn’t give birth and makes the theory about her using a surrogate more probable
It is telling that he refers to them himself as a "young couple"...does he not realize they were both twice the age of his mother when she gave birth? Harry you are not young...your wife gave birth as a geriatric mother.
So hazzy doesn’t know how to have a civil conversation with his wife? He can’t comprehend that he should be able to say to her that she is upsetting a lot of people so maybe she could tone it down a bit. He quickly jumps to the divorce her? How ridiculous. I suppose it shows that he is so petrified of upsetting her that he just can’t imagine her listening to any criticism. Does she threaten divorce if he ever upsets her? 💎
Interesting tack Harold takes when someone needs correcting. Just go straight to "firing" them. "Thou hast offended my senses! Get thee to a nunnery!" 😂
How did Meghan "go visit a friend"? I thought she was locked in a tower somewhere... probably scoping out some patch of floor on which to collapse and blubber.
My 3d baby was born with the cord tangled round him. My instructions were to NOT push as it would be dangerous for the baby. The medical staff were in quite a panic over this. What a load of lies and hogwash he's written
Yep same. My first baby. They hit the red button and a heap of doctors or nurses came in. I was asking whats wrong. Nobody answered me. It was terrifying. It took a bit for my baby to breathe and cry. But at that moment I had no idea what was going on. There's no way I could recall anything funny about it because that part was very scary. Their story is parts of someone else's stories i think.
You really bring the book to life. I got very emotional when Meghan threatened suicide, but when she threatened to kill the moonbump, I fell sobbing to the floor.
Omg I love the first part of this when you mimic him about the fight with Willy 'being different' and you said Yeah because you made this one up. I also do not believe that Haz came out of the shower and she saw the alleged scratches - and that he hadn't told her - and you're right, she would have whipped out that phone to document it. That's why these two come across as conniving and crafty and sneaky. You should be a comedian. I'm lying in bed sick myself and I laughed out loud!
Patients who have had epidurals are not released from the hospital for a minimum of twelve hours and given that Meghan was about forty, she would have needed more care from a supposedly first pregnancy. As for all the candles and nonsense, having had three live babies, that's the last thing on a woman's mind amidst the gore of childbirth.
Harry unfortunately is very immature, all his Girlfriends have been young, and Meghan is a grown woman that has been around the block a few times, she has total control over Harry....very Sad,
The whole fight between them really just makes me feel for William. Nothing is worse than someone you grew up beside and has always been your ride or die deciding their toxic SO is better for them than your relationship/knows them better than you despite only being around for a year or so. You can’t talk or beat sense into them. You have to wait for it to blow up in their face and can never say I told you so. And when you care for someone that fact just kills you. Plus side. It does often end in divorce from the toxic SO. So there’s that at least.
William doesn’t come off badly in this. Harry just looks weak and incapable. There’s no substance to his defense of Meghan. He doesn’t even deny she’s been difficult! He just jabbers on about how they should cut her some slack. Poor William! He tried! That’s the best he could do.
H & M think they are entitled elitists. She picks and chooses who she will be kind to, as she is a major user. When they have done their job and have nothing more to give, she gets rid of them out of her life.
It's about one hour to Frogmore that means she left one hour after giving birth. AFTER having two epidurals, didn't happen. This whole episode gives a bad impression of Portland hospital, no idea why they haven't spoken out. Whole thing didn't happen IMO.
As far as I know no hospital in the world would release a baby who potentially had an episode with the cord wrapped around their neck. There could be complications with ingesting fluids from the amniotic sac or any other medical conditions that could arise. Heart issues l, brain complications from lack of air then they would need to use an incubator plus, I don’t know how soon they give the K vitamin injection or even if they do that in the UK, they do in Australia. Plus, there is no hospital that would let you willynilly use the laughing gas so carelessly as they have auditing practices that account for what is used in the hospital in case of any law suits or any action against the hospital in case of the baby having any brain, lung or heart issues at birth - what a lot of bollocks
Your Harry imitation is hilarious!!! Can’t stop giggling. Your funky voice only makes it funnier!!! Thanks for “sparing us the details”. Enjoying it lots!
Catherine was outside the hospital steps within 2 hrs to introduce the baby to the gathering crowds. What's weird is that Meg was HOME within 2hrs. Lol
Wasn’t she born in 1977? a few sources have suggested that she is lying about her age. She popped out two kids, this easily, at, like 40+? Hey, good for her, if this is the case, but, hmmm…..
@@TalkingToTheMoonGirl I believe he also stated, in an interview, that she had a second one, because the first one didn’t take. This makes no sense. What is going on, here? It’s moments like this, the Chinese ballon, the aliens (I now find myself praying the aliens will save us), lockdowns, Oprah endorsing Fetterman, etc. that I really do wonder, if we are living in a simulation.
I thought your ‘squeaky’ voice was perfect for this exceptionally whiny part of the book, especially the heart-rending account of the broken necklace;) And you have much more to offer than just the harry voice! Though I DO love the harry voice😂 You have a normal, grown-up, experienced, sane perspective. I always enjoy your insights!
Imagine attempting to portray William as the villain for standing up for the little guys (ie the embattled, exhausted staff that Harry’s wife was torturing half to death with her selfishness and unreasonable demands) 🙄🙄 the best thing Harry could have ever done to exonerate his entire family was write this book, my goodness gracious
How can someone write a book, intending to show themself In a good light, fail so miserably? Where's the philanthropic good deeds? Where's the charity? Where's the empathy? Prince Harry has shown himself to be an entitled, narcissistic, petty child. He's in his late 30s and still resents the fact that his older brother received an extra sausage at breakfast. How traumatic is that? Believe it or not, there are still people who think this couple are God's gift and deserve to be King And Queen of the world.
You’re complaint about the details he remembers is spot on. Addicts remember things very differently than non addicts. He was probably high during those arguments. Just like when Megan gave birth.
How would you even be able to hold a “small hand mirror” down between your legs while your body is going through contractions while you are trying to concentrate on just breathing because you think you might die with the contortions your body is going through with the idiot beside you holding one hand? This is some delusional thinking.
I’m a registered nurse in the USA. there is no way she could have even walked two hours after having “two epidurals”. Also laughing glass is super dangerous if not taken supervised. There is no way anybody with a medical license would let a husband inhale a “full tank” of laughing gas… no way this birth story is weird and didn’t happen.
The gas was probably entonox a mix of gas and air and it wears off really quickly. A deep breath has effect for about 15 seconds. As a pain relief the problem can be getting the patient to take continuous deep breaths of the gas. Some keep stopping to tell you things and then complain about the pain. Others (presumably like H) just suck it all down as fast as possible trying to get a high and then act surprised when it runs out.
It's only 50% laughing gas.
Plus she had two epidurals and was already HOME only two hours after the birth. None of it makes sense.
@@craftiladyyeah that’s not possible at all. They will not let you out of the hospital until you’ve shown them you can urinate on your own, an epidural removes the ‘urge’. It takes quite a few hours after wearing off before you can pee on your own. If you can’t then they will stick a cath in.
Total nonsense birth story, unmonitored laughing gas? Hand mirror to see birth? Walking and leaving hospital two hours after two epidurals ? Eating chicken during high risk labor? Nurse discovers drug abusing husband in labor room and brings more drugs?
Plus she was a "geriatric pregnancy" I don't think they'd let her out after 2 hours
So, his wife says she wants to kill herself and he doesn't know what to do, William has a fight with him and he phones his therapist??? What a todger!!!
I’m sorry, I don’t believe for one second that she was suicidal. Like Samantha Cohen said, the palace needed a “paper trail” to prove they had been trying to work with these assholes. Similarly, Meghan and Harry needed one too. Meghan wanted to go to an all inclusive type resort/therapy place-somewhere like Hawaii or the Caribbean (lol I can’t remember but it wasn’t in the UK). Meghan’s friend owned the place and more than likely (especially given her talent for making as much money as possible) Meghan would publicize this therapy resort and get something in return. The palace didn’t think it was appropriate but I highly doubt they told her she couldn’t receive ANY help.
He's the Duke of Todge.
Suicidal!!! Megalier made up the story because she knew Harry's mental issues abd the obsession with his mother diana,so she manipulate him ,to the point he believes she is just like his mother ,she is something subliminal and Diana speaks to him through her 😉🫣🤷♀️🤷 crazy!!! Harry and megalon trying to say she was Suicidal and she told him: 😳😱 don't leave me alone , probably harry was supposed to be alone in that event without megan and she manipulate him to be there too because she wasnt gonna stay behind, second or third place 😉🤷♀️🤷,.we seen another time where harry had an event with others and the assistant told her to walk with her to the other side r ,so harry walks with the hosts of the event ,but she didn't listen and walked following harry and the gentleman,,😉🤷♀️🤷 she told harry dont leave me alone ,I want to die,I don't want to live any more !!!! 🤷🤷♀️😳😱😉 but I don't want you lose another woman from your life ,like your mommy !!! So dirty harry fall for and brought her to the event ,instead to the clinic 😉😉🤷♀️🤷because miraculously she feels better when harry decided to make changes to bring her at the last minute ,no wonder they had issues with the staff and disagreement with william because he saw the way she was controlling him ,just look at megalon, how she look that evening of the aledgedly suicidal episode , she look very happy relaxed,,what suicidal woman like her will get up ,shower,her hairstylist did her hair and didn't saw anything to the point to tell harry or her other assistant something was really bad with megan?? The makeup artist didn't see anything wrong with her ??,the stylist either??? 🤷♀️🤷 just weird ,we saw Diana in many events, tired ,upset,sad,, crying, sleeping ,so many signs of something was really wrong with her .but megan,nothing!!! Manipulating controlling ,I know a person like that ,my stepson did the same with my husband ,suicidal " once he agree to do anything what he wanted the suicidal episode passed and he was very normal afterwards 😉🤷♀️🤷
I’d venture to take it one step further, and call him the “face cream on the todger”.
A frostbitten todger at that 🙄
That Prince William would stand up for their shared staff like that only raises him in my estimation.
This birthing story sounds like something written by someone who had never had children, or even seen a birth.
My thought exactly!!
My exact thoughts too!
It really did sound like a movie birth. If he experienced a birth it would sound different. How about concern for his wife or concerns for the baby?? Heart rate etc.
Markle's birthed when younger, alleged got twin boys as well as the female child.
You mean like MM? 😮
William and Catherine tried as long as they could to keep their privacy and shield their children from the media! They were so mature and were able to come to an agreement to give access to their family on their terms! Catherine even took photography herself so she could take her own pictures to release to the press!
The two couples are such polar opposites! Thank god William was born first and that he found the beautiful Catherine!!
I completely agree. I think part of Harry's issue is that he doesn't think he owes anything for the privilege of being in the RF, nor acknowledges that the press are a conduit to the people as evidenced by the fact that he and M were so secret about Archie's birth and sold the rights to Gayle, US vs giving the first opportunity to the UK press (and the UK people) to see Archie first.
I've been thinking the same thing since the Instagram loving b**ch wife came along, & showed the world how thick Harry truly is.
I can't even believe how in one year of Harry's wife sacrificing herself for the good of the UK, (sarcasm) Haz was so easily manipulated by her, that he 'fled for the safety of his family & himself.'
Then once they're safely in California, 🙄 Harry blows his inheritance on a castle for his wife. I suppose it's a penance for her literally being 'fed to the wolves' in the UK.
I can't stand these crybabies. They've both thrown away their entire families like they're trash. I hope Harry thinks about that sometime soon, because she's going to do the same to him. It's just a matter of time. How sad.
@@Lioness_UTV He doesn't understand that the scrutiny he interprets as "intrusion" is absolutely necessary. The whole point of the Press in this respect is to scrutinise and hold to account those who have any position of power and/or influence over the people. Without it, the powerful would eventually become corrupt and the people would suffer.
Of course, the Press has become far from perfect in this respect and have themselves assumed more power than they should, using it to raise some up and bring others down, but with the advent of the internet, they aren't the only ones now able to scrutinise on our behalf.
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He should thank God he wasn't born 100 years earlier. Up until I think (and someone with more knowledge, please correct me if I'm wrong), Queen Elizabeth ii birth anyone in line to the throne had to have: the prime minister, members of the privy council, members of government including some members of the opposition, members of the royal household, ladies in waiting, and a representative of the king (or queen).
If dear megsy had to have Dave Cameron and Sir Keir staring up her foof, they'd be a lot less speculation😂😂😂
Incase anyone doesn't know why they had so many people present its because of the 'warming pan incident ' from the 1670s (again, please correct me if this is incorrect dates. I'm doing this off the top of my head).
I think it was James ii 2nd wife was a Catholic he had two protestant daughters with his first wife, and they were grown and married. This is just after nearly a decade of civil war where the country was split over the mainly Catholic king and crown and the mainly protestant government, which eventually lead to Charles I having his involuntary separated from his body. So religious animosity was still rife. Anyway, James' 2nd wife was pregnant (actually pregnant 👀 MEGAN), and the country was worried it was going to be a boy in which case he would usurp his sister and people were worried it would lead to another civil war. When Catherine of Braganza (James' 2nd wife) went into labour, only supporters of the king were allowed in the delivery room, so then a rumour went around saying the queen's real baby had died and another baby was brought into the bedroom in a warming pan (Google it. Very early hot water bottle). And that is why members of the opposition of the house of commons and house of Lords had to be present to make sure there was no funny business as illegitimate and surrogate children are barred from the line of succession. Nowadays, the signed notice from the doctor (usually 2 signatures) is deemed sufficient, which is why when the notice went on Buckingham Palace gates with no signatures, it caused such controversy.
I hope this explains a bit about why it's so important. If you want to read more Google The warming pan incident uk and the glorious revolution
Not only are you a brilliant narrator you are clearly a brilliant judge of character, you have guided us through this ridiculous encyclopaedia of self pity with humour and common sense, you really don’t need any positive feedback from me but I honestly think your channel will go from strength to strength and you will be a success!!!!!
Keep it up and thank you!!!!!!!!
Totally agree!
You are SO kind to take the time to say so!! I appreciate ever single comment because that’s YOUR time that you gave to me just to be nice! Thank you!
Yes! I agree 100% and I thank you Cheere Denise for "sparing" most of us from buying this ridiculous memoir. I've enjoyed every second of your take on Harry's book and your comedic timing and especially your facial expressions crack me up! You're amazing.
@@cheeredeniseJust catching up - you deserve 100k more subscribers. Minimum!
You know, when Harry says his therapist asked him to repeat the dog bowl story over and over again, I have a mental image of her covering the receiver with her hand while she laughs at his ridiculous stammering tale. "Tell me again about the necklace, Harry. Was it your gold snowflake one, or the silver "Thug Life" one? (snort) What? Uh, nothing, just clearing my throat. Now, about the dog bowl.... Yes... yes, I see. (hrrnnsttt!!) Just, just getting a sip of water. It's dry in here. Where exactly did the pieces poke you? Your back? How about your ass? You sure it wasn't your ass? And William was doing what while this happened? (eeeeepppp!) Uh, a mosquito just went past the window, that's all. He was standing over you. He wasn't kicking you, by chance? I thought you said something about your ass, are you sure he wasn't kicking it?"
“Silver thug life necklace” 🤣🤣🤣
This is the best comment yet, hilarious 😂
I keep reading on social media that people are hoping that Wills will not only break his new necklace while Harold attends the Coronation but that he will also steal his watch 😂
Dear Robert Denby, you owe me a new screen. 😂
There are online pics of H&M's home, Nottingham Cottage & its kitchen at the time. The dog bowls pictured are metal, not ceramic. Metal dog bowls would dent, not break. They didnt move into Frogmire Cottage straight away as it had to be renovated & refurbed, having been 5 separate staff cottages.
The markles and "their" baby left because the surrogate mother had to stay to be monitored.
The only way some of this would even make sense is if Meghan was holding the surrogate's hand. It's the only way anyone handed a mirror to Meghan to watch. I'm sure they learned a long time ago to not hand objects that can become weapons to a woman in labor.😂
They most likely left with the babydoll
When I heard the story of the altercation in the kitchen , I thought way to go William, standing up for the staff ,putting the bullies in their place
Seems like his place was in the dog bowl!
So he got stoned on gas & air while his wife was giving birth. Classy.
He got stoned while the surrogate was giving birth! The whole story stinks to high heaven!
I find it hard to believe that the hospital just leaves laughing gas unattended for people to help themselves to!
Brilliant
They don’t.
THIS. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
There are many things wrong about that account of Archie’s alleged birth.
Im in the uk and used only gas & air for my 3 labours. I wasn’t allowed epidurals as the labours were too far on by the times I asked for it. The gas & air was just next to the bed which is yhe norm here. Im pretty sure the medical staff would have stopped my hubby trying to use it should he have tried and equally he wouldn’t have been selfish or childish enough to try to a) deprive me of it & b)trying to get high while the miracle of birth was happening!!
Nobody is leaving the hospital two hours after an epidural. Not to mention after your first baby. They need to make sure bleeding is under control.
You can’t walk for hours after an epidural. And they monitor the mother for bleeding in case something goes wrong. What a load of crap.
@@wakesmom3445.. You have a catheter in for 7 hours after an epidural and you have to be able to pass water by yourself before even considering a discharge. So sick of the lies.
Here in New Zealand they will not let a first time mother leave the hospital until she can go to the toilet without issues, feeding baby sufficiently and all baby vitals are fabulous. No frigging way any of that happens for a first time mother in 2hrs😂let alone adding an epidural in the mix. Those 2 are full of kaka. They didn't have a baby. Someone else did😂
Oh they were minitoring the actual mother! The surrogate!
Whenever Harry says “for some reason,” he is the only one who doesn’t understand the reason. Everyone but Harry understands why William was”set off.” I’m getting set off just sitting here listening to this conversation.
If this whole incident ACTUALLY happened, Harold would have no problems saying ‘Willy called me a son of a bitch!’
That William might say ‘You are so out of touch, it’s too incredible’ and Harold doesn’t want to repeat THAT! He’d rather claim it was the vague ‘name calling’.
William has protected Harry for YEARS, watching him self destruct over a woman, so clearly seen through, must have broken William’s heart. The British Royal Family not just allowing Harry to lie, but it’s still listed on the website that he’s a ‘pilot’ when he failed all three tests. Then with all the drugs, how many of the lies become real? He had kills in ‘Call of Duty’ they then become real??
This guy needs commitment.
@@judywright4241 I imagine it the same way every time. “You’re a child Harold.”
Of course no matter what he was called, if it’s the same characterization the public has labeled him with, he certainly wouldn’t want to draw attention to it.
Exactly! Hahaha, like wtf do you mean "for some reason"?! 🤣😂🤬
Without you reading this malicious book, lots of people would never know the myriad of lies he's revealed. I'm glad he's shown his cards and all those people can refute his falsehoods. Thanks for your sacrifice!😊
My god he has the nerve to question the queens competency! No wonder he wanted the book held back until she passed! If she had read that book she would have immediately stripped them of their titles and ensured they never again got anywhere near the RF!
Wow that whole birth story, I would be pissed if my husband acted like that when I was in labor. The body guards are for protection not buying food. Harry using the laughing gas is so wrong, yet another anecdote that makes me think he is a drug addict. Harry sounds so awful.
Another anecdote where he's behaving like a child and thinks he's being amusing. We're all supposed to be laughing with him, but it's just disgusting behavior. Even more so because he doesn't seem to realize how disgusting it is.
My husband would have been on the floor with his lights out and missed the birth. I would have been ready to leave the hospital before him. Ugh he sure can spin a tall tale.
If the umbilical cord is wrapped around the baby’s neck, you need to stop pushing until the birth attendant can move the cord. This story is insane
Sometimes you still birth your child with the chord wrapped around their neck. My first son had the chord wrapped around twice & I was just about to have an emergency c-section. But my births are fast. Even the first one. He came super fast & I birthed him in 20min after they realized I was already at 10 centimeters.
But MM never talked about having a fast birth. I always talk about that because that is THE reason why we still did a vagina birth instead of c-section. My boy just came super fast. Once he was ready, he wasn't waiting for anyone
1) Candles in the hosp? Sure,don't worry about the O2. 2) the mirror, when I was in labor they had the big swivel mirror."Joan look,here"s the head" I glanced to humor them, "I'm a little busy now" 3) when the cord is wrapped around the neck, they Never have you push hard. Blow and don't push so they can try and unwrap it. Sheesh..😂
Exactly! I had to pant while they unhooked the cord, it was wrapped round her neck 3 times. There's no way they said push hard.
They watched way too many romantic comedies
They sure don't. If the cord is too short, tight you sure as hell don't make it tighter by pushing. Steady pressure is held to quickly get the cord off. And if that doesn't happen fast they have to work to quickly apply two clamps and cut between them
About the umbilical cord round the baby’s neck. This is what makes me ask whether she was really pregnant. Let me explain. My younger sister was a geriatric mother, just like MM. My sister was 42 when she finally succeeded after several IVF attempts. She was closely monitored especially during her last weeks of pregnancy. Because of the regular scans, they found in the 35th week that the umbilical cord was around the baby’s neck. But her doctor wanted to give her child, a son, another week of growth before he took him out via Caesarean procedure. So she was scanned every day. Thank God nothing worse happened and at the end of the week, her doc said, ok, we can proceed. So my question is, didn’t MM have close monitoring especially at her age? Surely she should have, and very likely this would have been detected at some point close to the due date. This is why, among other things he said, I find it hard to believe that she really gave birth.
Wierd. They were screaming at me to push as hard as I could because the cord was wrapped around the neck...
My brother is very immature like Harry, my brother is nearly 60 years old! I have grey rocked him. I can't stand his drama any more. The only contact we have is sending birthday cards, and even then I throw his straight in the bin as he tries to hoover me with ridiculous messages in the card. Narcissists are perpetual toddlers for life.
This story sounds more like a Barnum and Bailey’s three ring circus than an actual account of childbirth. I’ve never given birth, but I was present for the birth of my sister’s first child, and that is enough experience for me to completely cry foul on this whole ridiculous story. Any doubt I had as to whether or not Meghan actually ever gave birth has been completely confirmed. Also, if I were in the middle of giving birth, and my partner was gorging himself on fried chicken and stealing my laughing gas, as soon as I was physically able to drive a car postpartum, I would be driving myself over to a divorce attorney’s office.
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I think Meghan was cut the most slack of anyone who entered the royal family ever.
Harry called his therapistto cry about a fight he had with his brother but did nothing of the kind when his wife wanted to kill herself?
If Harold wants public funding, titles for his children, in the line of succession then you need to inform the press about your child's birth.
He always wants his cake and eat it too
The signatures of the four witnesses should have been on the palace announcement. Something had to be up for the intentional leaving off of the signatures.
Don't they realize it's the public who are your fans like to Await the birth, drink to good health, take bets, etc?
It is Henry or Harry he is nit harald or Harold.
@@annemoncrieff3875 he called himself Harold.
Is it common to take laughing gas with an epidural? Seems it's a one or the other type of thing. As someone who had an epidural, there is no way in hell that they were home 2 hours after the birth. My epidural took several hours to wear off after the birth, so I was basically numb from the waist down. Lot's of weird things about the birth story.
I was literally paralysed from my tits down - an accidental lumbar puncture! The anaesthetist came by later to apologise, but I told him it was still the best injection I'd ever had 😊
I'm guessing that it wasn't just the staff William was talking about. I'd be surprised if CEO'S, leaders of charities, diplomats, other royals etc. hadn't said something about her behaviour to the palaces.
It's amazing to me how Harold can remember dialogues/conversations, etc. from years ago.
He says he has a terrible memory but can remember minutiae about so many events. I started writing a memoir 20 years ago I looked through a few pages about my father in the hospital that I did not remember at all. My excuse is long term retrieval processing deficit, one of a few learning disabilities. I'm not going to insist my recollections, impressions and experiences are objective facts.
💯 funny how he remembers all the words william and charles told him ,but he didn't remember the phone number of the psychiatrist who was treating him ,when megalier was " suicidal " 🤷🤷♀️😉 harry doesn't remembers Diana bad behavior either 🫣🤔😉 only charles. I guess talking about his mother and say that she was part of his mental health problems he has now ,not only charles ,isn't lucrative ,right? Because he keeps selling his mother as a victim abd for that he is a victim too.
His memory is extremely selective. He doesn't remember anything that would show him or Meghan in a bad light.
@@elinstar6034 or what country he was in when his great grandmother died either for that matter, but he does remember a whole fake conversation… in which, of course they called him your Royal highness. He might be royal, but he is a royal Hiney.
If you listen to the free audiobook of Spare on YT, in the first 15mins Harry says he "struggles with remembering dates & also, details of conversations". Strategic vagueness in my opinion.
Many years ago I was seriously depressed after losing my brother unexpectedly (you know, real world problems) my eyes would be like boiled eggs every morning from crying, I'd have to put teaspoons in the freezer to take the swelling down before work, she's an insult to people genuinely suffering, her eyes weren't even red, not a hair out of place, not a mascara streak to be seen.
I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ and yes, what a stupid lie to tell when the evidence shows otherwise!
In the second birth, he mentioned that he and the wife were both eating, I think it was hamburgers and tacos (?) brought by security. I find that strange that she be allowed to eat anything before birth.
If she is doing a natural birth then you can usually be allowed to eat but being induced, having had a cord problem first go round and an epidural, I don't think they'd want her to be eating because she has a higher likelihood of a c section. But who knows right 🤷 I get the idea that these two have never been through most of the things they say, at least never how they say it
I thought ice chips only even with natural in case of emergency st least when I had my boys and I wasn’t a geriatric pregnancy
@@janekramer3639 I had all four of mine naturally. I was not allowed to eat or drink. You might have an emergency c section.
Here in the United States they don’t allow you to eat during labor because in the event you can’t deliver normally, you have to have an empty stomach in case general anesthesia is required. And btw, I don’t know anyone who wanted to eat during labor. It certainly was the last thing on my mind….all I could think of was the pain and how I couldn’t wait for it to be over and done with.
. Not true you cant eat while in labor cuz in case they have to put you under anesthesia AND you would crap all over your birthing bed & food & stomach cramps via labor pains is absolutely not allowed . Even drinking is a no no . Ice chips you suck on thats it . Ive had 3 kids 2 natrual 1 c section . No eating or drinking while you in labor
My sister went home 12 hours after having her babies ( they had no insurance so they paid out of pocket) but she had them natural so no epideral. They would have had to lift Megan into the wheelchair and then Harry would have to lift her out of the car when they got home. Also ...2 hours isn't enough time for the doctors to properly examine the baby and do the necessary tests.
Your voice isn’t annoying at all you’re hilarious! I love getting your notifications, keep your content coming please
Thank you! Will do!
My local hospital won't sign out *any* mother & baby until at least six hours after birth. So I can't believe the Portland hospital would sign out a *thirty-seven year old first time mother* after just two hours, especially if she'd had an epidural . The hospital could be held responsible if anything happened, even something such as the mother tripping & falling because she hadn't "gotten her legs back" after the epidural.
Perhaps they just couldn’t get rid of them fast enough!!
You have to pee and poop first after an epidural. These funcrions need to be up and running before you are allowed to leave a hospital.
And what about the after birth, the placenta.
I guess they did not stay long enough to see that happening, with whome ever was in that bed. What a Alice in wonderland story. Madder than the Mad Hatter so you will.
Have a sneaky feeling this episode as reported by Diddums has done quite a lot for Prince William's street cred...
You’ve heard of lovable old King Charles, the organic food and tree loving gentle soul? How about his son, ABSOLUTE LAD Big Willy, who has pile driven many a man into dog bowls, shattering them EASILY. He’s into polo and being a Chad.
(Joking, obviously, but it would be kind of fun to have a King or Queen with wrestling as a hobby lol)
When I was listening to this scene I could not understand how anyone could remain on the Sussex side… Harry invited and installed a “foreign organism”(🦠🤢Meghan’s words In Netflix 🦠) into their previously happy and stable lives and this individual began wreaking havoc spreading lies and creating misery…. It’s sooo pathetic that he refused to acknowledge what is soooo obvious for all to see & has allowed all that has since taken place to date to happen. “Tears are in my eyes 👀 glistening in the Australian sunshine” 🤢🦠😡😂😂🤣🤣. The labour scene… mother laughING during an induced labour, at moron husband stealing all the gas… what total BS, having been induced I call this total BS it’s fast incredibly painful and overwhelming… husband in the room snorting all the gas during the intensity of induced labour… TOTAL PACK OF LIES!! The writing in this book is just Mills and Boon NAUSEATING CHEESY FANTASY
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I sincerely hope the representatives of the Sussex and Wales households are watching your tenacious and honest, well thought through reviews.
I couldn’t walk for hours after my epidural. The point is that it numbs you from the waist down.
Assessment OBS have to be done postpartum . If not the nursing staff would not have completed their role as per hospital policy . It would not have happened !What a lying jerk !
Your theatrics make this story bearable, otherwise I think I would lose my sanity.
Projection. His rage got the better of him and he attacked Willie😂
Who's more likely to have said " I can't talk to you when you are like this"? The sober or the high guy? Likely Harry made a lunge for him and William pushed him off.
She had two epidurals. The distance from the hospital to Windsor is 40 minutes. He wants us to believe that they were discharged at one hour 20 minutes old for them to be home two hours after the baby was born.
Edited to swap the travel time
YES EXTREMELY HARD TO BELIEVE- YOU CANNOT HAVE AN EPIDURAL ONCE THE CERVIX BECOMES FULLY DILATED. It takes app 45 mins to get an epidural in place, good gosh - you are putting a needle & catheter into your spine !!! Then, this is the ‘kicker’ that turns Harry’s story into a complete LIE and FABRICATION- the mother loses the ability to use her leg muscles for at least 2 hours after the medication has stopped being delivered to the mother it could possibly take longer to control leg movements when trying to walk.
That’s rich that Harry would criticize the bee, fly and the other one as “Middle aged White guys.” I know in Harry’s mind, he’s eternally 12 years old but he is also a “Middle aged White guy”. Wtf is wrong with this guy?
“Even the epidural was against her.” 😂
There's no more sure-fire way to get your privacy than to alienate everyone. Way to go.
Don’t forget you also have to have a global interview, docuseries and tell all book.
Anyone that has suffered with depression not even to the point of suicide finds it hard to function. Yet Like you said she got all dolled up was sitting smiling the whole time they were there and then greeted lots of people and there didn't seem to be a problem. To mention it in the book and then just throw it away was ridiculous. If he wanted to help people he should have said how she got out of that funk.
Agreed, she made all of that up plus the “r@c ism” claims, not even remotely helping genuine sufferers of mental health issues or poor people suffering from genuine r @c ism (which is totally unacceptable)
@@shabbysuzannah3702 This book could have been great. Instead it turned into a moanathon with no logically outcome, or even no outcome with some of the stories he conveys.
A half lost voice is perfect for reading this dramatic dribble aloud. I’m crying😂😂😂
I couldn’t have planned it better 🤣🤣
She's supposed to had an epidural.
Bouncy on a ball?
Back home within 2hrs?
From London to Windsor?
Was Meghan 18yrs old?
I had clinical depression many years ago and it was crippling. It was so hard to find any motivation to take care of myself like hygiene, food, sleep, keeping in contact with friends… I would have panic attacks before social events and sit in my car on the driveway shaking and crying. Often I just bailed on social occasions. Couldn’t face it.
I'm sorry to hear this. How did you get better?
You can bet if she had seen any scratches on his back she would have accused him of being with another woman
I can’t believe that he put so much ridiculous stuff in the book. He looks like an idiot. You have a good handle on those two.
Photos of their kitchen included the dog bowls - metal.
I thought Harry was always rescuing William from getting whupped lie after lie after lie
Different chapter, different reality…??? 😂
You see when you make up stories or be dramatic and add flavor you cannot remember one story to the next. He had a therapist on speed dial people. yet he could not help his wife who wanted to do away with her and their unborn child life. Unbelievable.
Harry is outrage about being born after William and is so indignant about the word Spare, you know who else were Spares his aunt and uncles. In the prestigious school that he went I would assume there are a lot of heirs and spares I would like to think they do not feel inferior about something that has been going on for hundreds of years down the line and none of the afore mention ever think of writing a book about it.
I think uncle Andrew does but then he's a nutter too. Infact looking back over last 100 yrs theres been a nutter in each generation of royals, sometimes the heir. So h being like this is not new.
The media attention that Catherine had to endure was so bad that they even had a London bus with Waity Katy on a headline banner across the top deck. Meghan got off very lightly
OMG! Thank you for giving us Harry's ridiculous rendition of the fight with William. Harry is such a baby. It's hard to believe he hasn't died of embarrassment by now.
I’ve never seen a dog bowl that hasn’t been pushed up against a counter or a wall. It would be impossible to fall onto your back without striking your head on the worktop. I imagine the only thing that could have possibly happened is he ended up sat in it with more wet trousers.
😂 THAT, I can believe!
I bet you’re right.
The photos of the dogs bowl in their kitchen was stainless steel not ceramic. How do you break a stainless steel dog bowl into pieces?
@@hunnybella8223 lol! Well, I don't know, but... I would imagine that, given that surgical knives are ALSO made of SS, I DO know that you would have some SERIOUS CUTS on your back, if you DID land on the dog bowl... :)
Maybe it was a Royal Doulton dog bowl.
From a public perspective, none of us knew what she was like behind the scenes - that didn't really emerge until shortly before the Oprah interview. Of course her protocol mistakes were initially seen as insignificant because for anyone coming into the RF from the outside there was bound to be a learning curve. It was only when those "mistakes" continued that we realised it was all very deliberate. When added to various other behaviours and statements it became clear that she seemed to hold our culture, traditions and protocols in contempt.
These things aren't limited to British life: they exist in the governments of every country. There is no way that the White House doesn't have protocols; no way that the wife of, say, the Vice-President would charge in front of her husband to greet visitors or hosts, and no way that she would defy the President's simple requests whenever she felt like it.
All these things added up and made her appear juvenile, rude and unlikeable. She was the architect of her own declining popularity - not racism, sexism, bigotry or unconscious bias.
Died laughing a bit when you read the line, “Life starts with freedom!! Bahahahah!! 😂
Harry Is so corny and pathetic sometimes 😂
In William Wallace 's voice - Freedom!!
Watch the Royal Grift intro to her shows. She posts a minute from Suits when Rachel is snidely telling off a subordinate, and you can only think that this is how she treated the Palace staff.
Just love your impressions of the spoilt brats 😂
Lol when you said "could you imagine William stepping towards someone swearing??" I was like "well yeah" 🤣 especially Harry.
Thanks for powering through this despite your laryngitis-always a treat to hear your reading and commentary. Fell better soon!
Thank you so much!
This is a combat trained war veteran cowering on the couch!!
What!??
And yes, he probably didn't see any actual combat, but he still would have received the training and hand to hand would have been part of that training.
Unless he sat in the Land Rover playing on his Play Station
@@shabbysuzannah3702 Pretty sure Xbox was his gaming platform of choice!
I think your raspy voice made this reading even better. Made Harry sound like a whiny baby. Soooo funny. Great job.
Glad you enjoyed it!! It’s so funny that the day I got to that chapter I had the craziest voice just when I needed it 🤣
Harry lies. If there was an epidural, M did not go home that fast.
Yes!!!!!!
First baby - no, you don't go home after 2 hours. Kept in overnight at least. I had my first decades ago and was kept in 2 days (England). Let's not forget the epidural. No way are you home so soon.
The wife is the most unlikely person on the planet to end it all.
I've had four kids, and this is really weird.
Leaving two hours after birth? That’s impossible unless she was the one that didn’t give birth and makes the theory about her using a surrogate more probable
"Chewin' on a chicken leg and taking all the gas" lol
It is telling that he refers to them himself as a "young couple"...does he not realize they were both twice the age of his mother when she gave birth? Harry you are not young...your wife gave birth as a geriatric mother.
😂😅😊"And my necklace was broken!!!"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It’s probably not a PC thing to say but what a big girl 😂
Most men call them chains in the UK - not necklaces!
WAAAGH!!!!
@@junecaffyn357 they do also in US
I thought Harry said he was the one who ALWAYS had to physical protect William his entire life. So, why is Harry physically afraid of William now???
So hazzy doesn’t know how to have a civil conversation with his wife? He can’t comprehend that he should be able to say to her that she is upsetting a lot of people so maybe she could tone it down a bit. He quickly jumps to the divorce her? How ridiculous. I suppose it shows that he is so petrified of upsetting her that he just can’t imagine her listening to any criticism. Does she threaten divorce if he ever upsets her? 💎
Interesting tack Harold takes when someone needs correcting. Just go straight to "firing" them. "Thou hast offended my senses! Get thee to a nunnery!" 😂
“They were all middle age white guys”… well, Harry was exactly that 😅
How did Meghan "go visit a friend"? I thought she was locked in a tower somewhere... probably scoping out some patch of floor on which to collapse and blubber.
My 3d baby was born with the cord tangled round him. My instructions were to NOT push as it would be dangerous for the baby. The medical staff were in quite a panic over this. What a load of lies and hogwash he's written
Yep same. My first baby. They hit the red button and a heap of doctors or nurses came in. I was asking whats wrong. Nobody answered me. It was terrifying. It took a bit for my baby to breathe and cry. But at that moment I had no idea what was going on. There's no way I could recall anything funny about it because that part was very scary. Their story is parts of someone else's stories i think.
You really bring the book to life. I got very emotional when Meghan threatened suicide, but when she threatened to kill the moonbump, I fell sobbing to the floor.
Awe moonbump is such an adorable term.
She was, once again, copying diana. She does nothing original when ut comes to keeping h.
Omg I love the first part of this when you mimic him about the fight with Willy 'being different' and you said Yeah because you made this one up. I also do not believe that Haz came out of the shower and she saw the alleged scratches - and that he hadn't told her - and you're right, she would have whipped out that phone to document it. That's why these two come across as conniving and crafty and sneaky.
You should be a comedian. I'm lying in bed sick myself and I laughed out loud!
Patients who have had epidurals are not released from the hospital for a minimum of twelve hours and given that Meghan was about forty, she would have needed more care from a supposedly first pregnancy. As for all the candles and nonsense, having had three live babies, that's the last thing on a woman's mind amidst the gore of childbirth.
Harry unfortunately is very immature, all his Girlfriends have been young, and Meghan is a grown woman that has been around the block a few times, she has total control over Harry....very Sad,
The whole fight between them really just makes me feel for William. Nothing is worse than someone you grew up beside and has always been your ride or die deciding their toxic SO is better for them than your relationship/knows them better than you despite only being around for a year or so. You can’t talk or beat sense into them. You have to wait for it to blow up in their face and can never say I told you so. And when you care for someone that fact just kills you.
Plus side. It does often end in divorce from the toxic SO. So there’s that at least.
William doesn’t come off badly in this. Harry just looks weak and incapable. There’s no substance to his defense of Meghan. He doesn’t even deny she’s been difficult! He just jabbers on about how they should cut her some slack.
Poor William! He tried! That’s the best he could do.
H & M think they are entitled elitists. She picks and chooses who she will be kind to, as she is a major user. When they have done their job and have nothing more to give, she gets rid of them out of her life.
"And my necklace was broken." Golly, that's funny the way you act it out.
It's about one hour to Frogmore that means she left one hour after giving birth. AFTER having two epidurals, didn't happen. This whole episode gives a bad impression of Portland hospital, no idea why they haven't spoken out. Whole thing didn't happen IMO.
As far as I know no hospital in the world would release a baby who potentially had an episode with the cord wrapped around their neck. There could be complications with ingesting fluids from the amniotic sac or any other medical conditions that could arise. Heart issues l, brain complications from lack of air then they would need to use an incubator plus, I don’t know how soon they give the K vitamin injection or even if they do that in the UK, they do in Australia. Plus, there is no hospital that would let you willynilly use the laughing gas so carelessly as they have auditing practices that account for what is used in the hospital in case of any law suits or any action against the hospital in case of the baby having any brain, lung or heart issues at birth - what a lot of bollocks
Your Harry imitation is hilarious!!! Can’t stop giggling. Your funky voice only makes it funnier!!! Thanks for “sparing us the details”. Enjoying it lots!
How fortuitous my voice got jacked up for the dog bowl story! 🤣 it really worked out in the end!
@@cheeredeniseit was hilarious 😂😂😂
Catherine was outside the hospital steps within 2 hrs to introduce the baby to the gathering crowds. What's weird is that Meg was HOME within 2hrs. Lol
Home within 2 hours after having had an epidural, never happened!
@@TalkingToTheMoonGirl two epidurals
And it's a 40+ minute drive from London to Windsor so a 'geriatric mother' was released in an hour? 🤔
Wasn’t she born in 1977? a few sources have suggested that she is lying about her age. She popped out two kids, this easily, at, like 40+? Hey, good for her, if this is the case, but, hmmm…..
@@TalkingToTheMoonGirl I believe he also stated, in an interview, that she had a second one, because the first one didn’t take. This makes no sense. What is going on, here? It’s moments like this, the Chinese ballon, the aliens (I now find myself praying the aliens will save us), lockdowns, Oprah endorsing Fetterman, etc. that I really do wonder, if we are living in a simulation.
Calling his therapist after a row with your brother playing stupid after killing 25 people in A.?
I thought your ‘squeaky’ voice was perfect for this exceptionally whiny part of the book, especially the heart-rending account of the broken necklace;) And you have much more to offer than just the harry voice! Though I DO love the harry voice😂 You have a normal, grown-up, experienced, sane perspective. I always enjoy your insights!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Imagine attempting to portray William as the villain for standing up for the little guys (ie the embattled, exhausted staff that Harry’s wife was torturing half to death with her selfishness and unreasonable demands) 🙄🙄 the best thing Harry could have ever done to exonerate his entire family was write this book, my goodness gracious
I was on the train listening to you and was cracking up 😂everyone was looking at me. 😅the voices makes it lively!
I love this!! So glad you enjoyed it!!!!
No way it was written by a guy, markles claw all over the verbage!
All I could hear in my head was, “Meg laughed, the nurse laughed, the trash can laughed!” 🤦🏻♀️
Isn't this the same DOCTOR that said she was not in town at the time of their birth. Then retired shortly thereafter???
Hummmmm.....
How can someone write a book, intending to show themself In a good light, fail so miserably? Where's the philanthropic good deeds? Where's the charity? Where's the empathy? Prince Harry has shown himself to be an entitled, narcissistic, petty child. He's in his late 30s and still resents the fact that his older brother received an extra sausage at breakfast. How traumatic is that? Believe it or not, there are still people who think this couple are God's gift and deserve to be King And Queen of the world.
We have seen pics of NotCot kitchens. It showed a METAL dog bowl.
When I was really depressed you would not get me out of bed. Let alone dressing up to the nines and going to be present with all those people.
You’re complaint about the details he remembers is spot on. Addicts remember things very differently than non addicts. He was probably high during those arguments. Just like when Megan gave birth.
"Chewin on a chicken leg, takin all the gas" sounds like an old delta blues ditty.
And don’t forget that she said she wasn’t allowed to go out to have coffee with her mama and yet here was out with friends….
How would you even be able to hold a “small hand mirror” down between your legs while your body is going through contractions while you are trying to concentrate on just breathing because you think you might die with the contortions your body is going through with the idiot beside you holding one hand? This is some delusional thinking.
He’s trying to keep Wills and Catherine off the throne.
You are spot on.....she made it an issue, because she needed it to be an issue.
She needed it to be an issue, and to use her biracial status as a shield against criticism.