what the HELL is a "geometry dash"
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2024
- First time playing Geometry Dash, a "rhythm game" that lets ANYONE unleash their creativity through their level editor! (it never goes well)
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#geometrydash #Yahiamice #GD - Hry
I call this the “Team Fortress” Effect when a community goes so long without an update that they lose all brain cells after they finally get it
Just call it Brainrot
TF2 didn’t even get the Update properly😢
What does TF2 even matters in this, we literally got a fancy update, seals, and a community gamemode made into the game.
Us TF2 players didn't lose our braincells when the updated came, we lost them during the dark era, where bots reigned supreme, updates were nowhere to be seen, and we had gay buff hot sexy gay burly hairy gay sexy hot gay men all over the place
who said that we’ve ever had any
It's the same for the fans of the Batman Arkham games, the Reddit is...
Tick tock heavys like a brinks truck@@LawreAnimations
2.2 had like 8 times more lore than the entire game before it
yeah 2.2 took like 6 years and 11 months wich is more then half of gds existence
@@heckinconcernedkitten61 wait it wasn’t 7-8 years?
Anyway it felt like 98
@@zhabiboss 98 decades?
7 Years worth of lore, ngl quite an accomplishment
17:48 watching yahiamice lose his mind while having zero context to who guitarherostyles is hilarious
context: 2:39
@@GLUBSCHIpedo bear?
ahh guitarherostyles the child predator who is one of the most popular youtuber
@@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx y e s
so another amoraltra
8:50 No way bro typed Chair and got exactly what he wanted 😭
Geometry Dash went from an iconic rage game to a fever dream real fast
Real slow*
Yeah only took 6 years
Fever nightmare
I’m still raging but it is true
gd is more than a rage game, it's quite skill-focused depending on the level you play
I love how one of the first user created levels he played had a fucking congregation jumpscare
Purgtoi
No way you never played this game before…. This game has memes beyond your conception
Dont tell aeon
Dont tell aeon
Dont tell aeon
1:09 This made me a lot happier than it should. Peak GD experience for new players.
idek how he got that far first attempt
he clicked 1 frame too early too lmao
5:00 this is what happens when people play the game and wait for almost 7 years for an update and finally got it (also the update gave us way too many editing features)
"I feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke."
Prescisely
One layer for each year.
Congregation jumpscare
Congregation Jumpscare
Congregation jumpscare
@@duftx congregation jumpscare 2: rise of the demonlist
Thank you Yamaha for playing Geometry Jump, the community sends you reddit gold as regards!
yes
i love yamaha
Suzuki
@@DumbMan_qyeah there moterbikes are good
They sell the best pianos In the world
14:01 holy shit that's whirows level
funni capybara man
17:56 For those who want context but aren't part of the Hispanic CZcams community. GuitarHeroStyles is a youtuber dedicated to Geometry Dash.
And he was confirmed as a PÆD∅.
At the start of the level it says "are you 14?"
Yeah, and the Spanish community claims that he is innocent
Pædø 😭 are you danish
brother there are other ways of censoring that word yk😭
@@Benjamin59191you smoked your ass
I like how he went from dying to triple spikes to almost beating a hard demon
its actually rated insane demon as of now which makes it funnier lol
LMAOO thats like from back on track to leyak
bro had a SpaceUK moment😭💀
Almost 1 attempting setero madnes
how would he react to a quad spike
2:38
fun fact: in gd cp stands for CREATOR POINTS, not THAT
Very unfortunate coincidence
bro thought it was child p-
@@BentleyCreates pancakes
It was just for goofs
@@BentleyCreatesorn
19:02 epic cantaloupe moment🍈
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0:54 “OH CRAP IT’S FLAPPY BIRD!”
UFO and theory of everything: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Lmao
geometry = circle
circle = pizza
pizza = pizza tower.
My math is impenetrable.
This guy is Albert Einstein
Omg it's Albert Einstein 😮
I’ll penetrate your math
♾️iq
Omg it's the real Albert Einstein😮😮😮😮😮
To answer your question:
Geometry is the branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues.
And dash means to run or travel somewhere in a great hurry.
Hope this helps!
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2:38 I suppose I can understand the confusion since you're new to the game, but CP doesn't stand for what you may initially believe. CP stands for Creator Points in Geometry Dash.
Creator Points can only get obtained if a level you made gets Rated (which means your level gives rewards for playing and completion). However, levels are only rated if they're fun and pretty enough, and the sole developer of the game, RobTop, personally rates it, which means CP are not easy to get, so the level "Like for free CP" is essentially the same as "press the like button so it turns blue": it's either a joke or troll level.
Either way, I find it funny you censored it, but I guess that makes sense lol
Fun Fact: The level at 13:51 was made by Whirow
WHIROW MENTIONED‼️‼️
ohmagod
WERE OH LET'S GOOO
whirow mentioned holy crap
You can literally see psychologically how he gets desensitized overtime to the labotomy levels
I love seeing streamers I follow play a 2 dollar cube game for the first time
16:55 FIRE out of THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️
WATER ON THE HILL🌊🌊🌊
Yahiamice: OUT OF THE-
I don’t believe it.
"small ENEMY spider" vibes
19:10 They have cantaloupe emotes in chat??
It's a inside joke in the community from like a year ago
geometry dash really is the game where you spend 1000 hours learning 10% of the editor and then you use that power to create 17:45
If anyone is wondering, the binary code at 0:35 translates to :
help yahi is holding me hostage in his basement
why did you spend enough time to translate that, and how long did it take
I agree with the person above me.
And why would you take so much time just to decipher THAT?
help yahi is trying to give me a lobotomy
@@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank @lolkin3k it only took me about 15 minutes, the most difficult part was to read accurately the numbers without loosing my track. The translation itself was just less than 5 seconds as I just copied and pasted the numbers into a translation tool
i dont agree with the person above me
i would like to know
Btw at 15:54 just to let you know Robtop made the game on his own.
he should've started playing in 2.1, now with lobotomy levels he's gonna think this is the most ridiculous game ever
fun fact: level "HOW" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it even more impressive
Facts, it was made 3 years before 2.2 is out, the level WHAT is made few months before 2.2 is out
fun fact: level "WHAT" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it crazy impressive
When is ''why'' or ''when''
@@Lifesstructure_3.1 and 3.2
nor was WHAT
Turns out, leaving the community without an update for 7 years is a bad thing.
this is like batman arkham asylum levels of bad
@@stoopid69421is he stupid
That was actually the best thing that could have happened to GD community
i love how he was more focused on playing lobotomy levels than actual good ones
I love how people come back to the game after not playing it for a while and all they see is lobotomy jokes and every other inside joke they don't get
Thank you Yah hi mice for playing Calamity in the middle of the video for us viewers. Truly one of the boss fights of all time
18:06 glad you enjoyed bonnies big present!
EASY:* FOLDING HANDS*
as someone with 7000 hours in the game this gameplay brings me so much pain but also makes me happy because its so nice that the game is growing even more because of 2.2
The sound of fire in the hole is so awesome 4:28
"Feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke" you are absolutely correct my friend (maybe that's for the best)
15:48
"fucking jetpack physics my balls"
-Yahi 12/01/2024
7:00 They made Nameless Deity from Calamity: Wrath of the Gods in Geometry Dash?!?
and they turned it into fire in the hole
3:45 congregation jumpscare
I honestly expected him to normally play Geometry Dash, 10 seconds into the video and I remembered that 2.2 came out recently 💀
10:03 there's no freaking way that i appeared in a yahiamice video
Whirow moment 13:51
no way someone noticed?????
@@IdioticGooberro I'm the one of a kind
4:33 sounds more like a turret tbh
FIRE IN THE HOLE
My favorite youtuber Jacksepticeye back at it with another banger video
@ILoveSnortingIceIndeed
sir this isn't jacksepticeye this is PewDiePie
You mean markiplier
@@irfaniok nah it's jacksepticeye
@@Vinicup incorrect
that lobotomy eye level was at first part referencing a level claled "ISpyWithMyLittleEye" and then there was a congregation jumpscare (basically level "congregation" has a really sudden drop so people started putting it as jumpscare)
Play "what" by Spu7nix (17:12)
This is the first time I have ever seen a beginner not die to the spike before the first ship
Edit: FIRE IN THE HOLE
fire in the hole @Normalface74
@@heart_locket2 the fire hole fire in the fire hole fire in
I think Speed did that
Oh, you have autism? Congrats on saying it dude! It must be really different
12:16 FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯
finally someone who doesn't only play the main levels and actually does cool custom levels
The Main levels are a great introduction to what the community has to offer with their levels. If someone decides to play GD and doesn't make it to the user levels, then the game just isn't for them.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I recommend the levels “Slaughterhouse,” “Tidal Wave,” “VSC,” and “Avernus.” These are all good levels to start playing.
Nothing like a streamer I’ve never heard of play my favorite 2$ cube game
3:46 That was scary af
Im pissing my pants at that congregation level
Samme
Welcome to the classic congregation jumpscare
how did it actually startle me lol
This is what we get after 7 years.
And its amazing.
based pfp
6:53 Philthetrain is a legend.
10:34 def my favourite part with ur laughing and screeching lmfao
Ya know how when you press start in super meat boy the dude screams: "SUUUPER MEAT BOOY!!!"
If i could i would mod it so 9:41 plays instead
I can't believe Yahiamice actually got a lobotomy for this video, the dedication is insane
Btw thanks for checking out my level!
the fact yahamamouse managed to do half of music insanity in a few attempts is crazy, i loooove gd cologne.
fun fact: CP means Creator Points, the rarest currency in the game.
how to get CP: Make a level so good that RobTop (game maker) rates it.
It's not currency, It's a stat
@@catpoisonlover same thing
than you toyota yaris for playing the game i have 1500 hours on with no life
also 8:54 that is definitely a denipol level
You know when there's that really popular thing that everyone knows about and you meet that ONE person who's never heard of it, and you're simply amazed by them?
It's the first time I've experienced this and it's wild!
PS: I'am also younger than Yahamice, not even im my twenties
You chose the wrong time to start playing Geometry Dash. The age of Lobotomy has arisen.
love that 2.2 is your first time playing, the lack of updates made the comunity go insane, and then to have such a huge update, that insanity just got misplaced.
3:53 you're exactly spot on😂
16:22 yo my level got into the video
10:20 “seventy-seven seven? that’s my lucky day, baby! speaking of which.. seven, it’s my birthday! and … f**k you.”
4:26 FIre InTHau🤖
ignoring all the fire in the holes, you were actually pretty good at stereo madness
I clicked faster than my dad leaving me
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Same
My dad is faster than your daf
@@Cosmogus_ nah my daf is faster 🐎🐎🐎🐎
16:55 best story writing i've ever seen from a indie game, Playstation's writers team should keep their eye open for such impressive stories
9:37 you’re the first person I have seen get that coin
0:27 as a guy who always reads the TOS, TAS, TOP, CG and the FAQ, I am thankful
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@@KOCMOC1332 thanks
Please stay away from TikTok or any other brainrot content that messes with you attention span. 👍
@@UmUs my 8GB can’t even get tiktok
7:10 it was at this moment, he knew…
He f-ed up
17:41 Let me explain this level for you. Basically, a very popular Spanish gd CZcamsr with 1 mil subs named guitar hero styles was exposed for some horrible stuff. So the joke (tienes catorce? Activa cam) was created.
#advysafe
I feel like this was the funiest joke in the video
Seems the geometry dash fellas are going through their "youtube poop" phase
11:45 IS THAT PLANKTON????
0:21 Thats more than two years.
pretty low actually
722 days
it was made in 2020 no shit
@@watermeloncat57282 iy was made in 2013
2:39 In Geometry dash, that means “Creator Points” which is given if your level gets rated online
As a member of the gd community, I can confirm that going 7 years without an update made everyone more stupid than osaka from azumanga daioh
I've been watching you since the M video, and playing GD for 3 years, and i never tought i would see this day come
same
oh my god gd cologne is in the description 🧡✨
I like how he played the game during the time that players started getting labotomies instead of any normal point in time lol
Yahi I believe you have experienced the fruits of a community that had not updates for 8 years finally getting new toys to express themselves with
16:44 That is a reference to Bloodbath,one of the hardest levels in GD, hope that was helpful
Not even close to one of the hardest anymore
not even in the top 200 lol
People pretending like Bloodbath is not still insanely hard
@@ratman1125 it is just not as hard as others
@@ratman1125 its not as hard as some people make it to be anymore as way harder levels have been verified and stuff
Awful video Yahiamice
Yea yahiamice 👁️👄👁️
thanks
This is why you can't 🍈 like him
Imagine having only 5 likes lmao
Womp Womp
"WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN?"
-famous last words
Nameless Logo Deity 💀
Yahiamice never fails to make us exhale air
13:09 root beer
0:11 perfect day to say that
Holy crap he actually played it this makes me so happy
please do more of these its so funny to see someone not in the community experience these thingies LOL
19:09 a truthly moment 🍈
what a nice cantaloupe
i love cantaloupe
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This was basically my first experience with GD as well.
Yahiamice never fails to make our toes wiggle
ik,he is so kind😊❤/ j.
Your Execution is in 3 days! :D
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
so happy hat of mice decided to play genetics dash. congratulations. merry christmas and a happy halloween and a happy valentine’s day.
7:45 this is a Xeroc/Nameless deity if they did crack and played geometry dash every day
That's What they do because they are on crack
10:09 what is sus_boyl saying 💀😭😭
10:29 WHAT THE HELL THAT'S *MY* LEVEL
HOW WHAT WHY HUH
ID?
BRO I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER
so you are saying
"FaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaFiReFiErIfIrThFiReHoLe"
@@Myoriaki 98,555,205
you're welcome
(original reply got smited by yt moderation…)