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  • čas přidán 7. 08. 2020

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  Před 4 lety +90

    Thank you to the sponsors of the show this week
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    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump Před 4 lety +3

      Would you consider running for New York Governor Timmy D?

    • @danmayberry6717
      @danmayberry6717 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah I'm fucking broke Tim! But keep those chubby cheeks moving and let that man gravy keep flowing.

    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 Před 4 lety

      I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN.
      You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.

    • @Yoyotwilight
      @Yoyotwilight Před 4 lety +1

      Yes and yes!!!

    • @caseyjones5145
      @caseyjones5145 Před 4 lety +1

      Tim looks like the 3rd oldest trump

  • @86aevers
    @86aevers Před 4 lety +347

    I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 Před 4 lety +47

      you'll be in a brand new stunning estate in no time

    • @invisibot6602
      @invisibot6602 Před 4 lety +47

      Obvious troll. Theres no way south Chicago has schools.

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 Před 4 lety +5

      You're a great teacher my friend

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant Před 4 lety +9

      I was thinking of teaching a quiche cooking class. There's nothing quite like a nice baked quiche

    • @zackflora6165
      @zackflora6165 Před 4 lety +7

      I just took Real greaseball shit 101. Learned a lot!

  • @gp2860
    @gp2860 Před 4 lety +450

    This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 Před 4 lety +5

      Dont dew eht! makes everything worse..trust me ....I know 😔😀

    • @combustiblelemons9346
      @combustiblelemons9346 Před 4 lety +4

      Do some h, have a good time etc it's the end sooner or later. Life in the big city indeed.

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard Před 4 lety +18

      Do enough drugs and that dollar general becomes a Stunning Estate

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 Před 4 lety +4

      Which Dollar General? Asking for a friend.

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness Před 4 lety +3

      lmao

  • @fernandoviacava4796
    @fernandoviacava4796 Před 4 lety +371

    Tim out here looking like Macaulay Culkin started selling subprime mortgages after Home Alone

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy Před 4 lety +11

      *After Home Alone and a 10 year love affair with BBQ Chicken Pizza

    • @MrMando
      @MrMando Před 4 lety +3

      @@astuteandy bbq chicken pizza and Micheal Jackson, The diet of only the finest blue collar crimbos

    • @joeybrisk1869
      @joeybrisk1869 Před 4 lety

      😱

    • @Wandering_Chemist
      @Wandering_Chemist Před 4 lety +3

      Andy Spann more like after a 10 year love affair with pain pills 💊 💊 💊

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy Před 4 lety +3

      @@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.

  • @bencolling4960
    @bencolling4960 Před 4 lety +326

    I’d take out a student loan for “9/11: A Closer Look”

  • @dilaudid74
    @dilaudid74 Před 4 lety +286

    Ben looks like a Russian professional chess player from the 80s.

    • @colbydonnelly6515
      @colbydonnelly6515 Před 3 lety +14

      Genuinely the funniest most on point comment ever. This deserves way more attention

    • @zanepbone
      @zanepbone Před 3 lety +4

      Perfectly accurate comment.

    • @ocoutdoors2355
      @ocoutdoors2355 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol that’s true

    • @ItsFairyNecessary
      @ItsFairyNecessary Před 3 lety +3

      Very specific 😂

    • @trfrecs6597
      @trfrecs6597 Před 3 lety +1

      And the Bass player from. All them Witches, honestly thought it was him at first

  • @victorhernandez1857
    @victorhernandez1857 Před 4 lety +690

    All the dislikes are from school teachers on summer vacation.

    • @trellumplates9134
      @trellumplates9134 Před 4 lety +8

      Defund all schools

    • @travistravinyle4207
      @travistravinyle4207 Před 4 lety +11

      wE dOnT gEt tHe sUmMeR oFf!!!

    • @ThaDentMan
      @ThaDentMan Před 4 lety +6

      All kidding aside, teachers in New Jersey have to return to work with a living will, pretty scary.

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah it’s suppose to be scary, all this is is just fearmongering, the only question is if your dumb enough to buy into it.

    • @harrisonmitchell4159
      @harrisonmitchell4159 Před 4 lety +1

      I figured it was his roommate's bot accounts.

  • @absolutesw4gger356
    @absolutesw4gger356 Před 4 lety +321

    Lol Tim’s ad reads are funnier than other comedians entire podcasts

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 Před 4 lety +3

      Exactly. This and tiger belly i actually laugh at or at least entertaining.

    • @CitizensofRev
      @CitizensofRev Před 4 lety

      Watch my new video with Tim dullob

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 Před 4 lety

      Sam Tripolis are fire too

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 Před 4 lety +1

      Especially the bluechew ones

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 Před 3 lety

      Bill burr were...

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 Před 4 lety +418

    Ben, blink if your ankles are chained to the bottom of the table. We WILL find you!

    • @briang9386
      @briang9386 Před 4 lety +16

      We never will he uses a vpn 🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️😂

    • @dvu2203
      @dvu2203 Před 4 lety +10

      #FreeBen

    • @XxRestlessGamerxX
      @XxRestlessGamerxX Před 4 lety +4

      @@briang9386
      Yeah, wait till a joint operations force breaks the doors down in a shed on easter island only to find that it was a front.

    • @Krash845
      @Krash845 Před 4 lety +11

      The Q Anon folks will tunnel underground to free Ben

    • @AngstyAsHell
      @AngstyAsHell Před 4 lety +26

      Ben, if you see this wear a yellow shirt next video.

  • @Crizzy2swaqq
    @Crizzy2swaqq Před 4 lety +147

    9/11: A Closer Look. Yeah I needed that class Mr. Dillon

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 Před 4 lety +2

      Where do i sign up

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 Před 4 lety +6

      Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?

  • @etanafeya7219
    @etanafeya7219 Před 4 lety +46

    A teacher here 👋 didn't realize I was going to get roasted today 😂😂😂 I consider it a privilege to be roasted by Tim!

  • @demonic.lionfish
    @demonic.lionfish Před 4 lety +246

    "the six women who listen to this show"
    I feel seen, thanks Tim

    • @Helloomadison
      @Helloomadison Před 4 lety +19

      I was the 6th like on this comment, now we’re all accounted for 😂

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 Před 4 lety +4

      Wait... Women listen to this? Why?

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 Před 4 lety +36

      @@jsp7218 Because he's funny, dummy.

    • @akeithing1841
      @akeithing1841 Před 4 lety

      Might as well have a chaser with A Keithing...?

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 Před 4 lety +15

      Not sure what it says about us, but I look forward to this every week for a while now. Maybe we can meet up once the apocalypse really kicks off. ✌️

  • @izzyakueriasu6115
    @izzyakueriasu6115 Před 4 lety +163

    Tim looks like he took an entire rotisserie chicken to the dome and then used his hair as a napkin....
    ..but hey, that's just life in the big city.

  • @RyanHillerPoker
    @RyanHillerPoker Před 4 lety +80

    Tim Dillon really out here solidifying himself as the funniest person on the planet.

  • @fascisthippy9307
    @fascisthippy9307 Před 4 lety +191

    Ben frantically scrabbling to find the right info so Tim doesnt yell at him was intense.

  • @johntavers6878
    @johntavers6878 Před 4 lety +61

    I'm a teacher and I admit, it's pretty great making 60k for only 8 months of work, and only few hours each day at that. You'll never hear me complain.

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS Před 4 lety +20

      No no he said pedo... nevermind 😏

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS Před 4 lety +2

      Jp man 😅🤙

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Před 4 lety +20

      Thank you for being honest. Iam sure the fresh new young tail every year is a bonus, Right!

    • @matthewlewallen7849
      @matthewlewallen7849 Před 4 lety +2

      AK 4o hey guy, are you ok?

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Před 4 lety +6

      @@matthewlewallen7849 up for debate

  • @DrJuice1
    @DrJuice1 Před 4 lety +21

    Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.

  • @maxhalpert
    @maxhalpert Před 4 lety +366

    I need a "Yes or Yes" shirt ASAP

    • @Wiggles_vs._snuggles
      @Wiggles_vs._snuggles Před 4 lety +3

      I have a shit saying "don't. " shout out to schitts creek. Gizzle didn't kill herself

    • @elliotjoseph9654
      @elliotjoseph9654 Před 4 lety +7

      Second this motion

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 Před 4 lety +6

      Tim's gonna make one with a bullet hole in it to save you the effort.

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 Před 4 lety +10

      You open the packaging it has the smell of tear gas.

    • @catfunt5744
      @catfunt5744 Před 4 lety +6

      i hate when girls check me out so this is going to make them scared, or horny, you never know

  • @plumber1192
    @plumber1192 Před 4 lety +119

    Ellen used to beat me with a rolled up news paper if I she didnt like what I wore to a taping

  • @WeAllWumbo
    @WeAllWumbo Před 4 lety +119

    Not surprised Tim went to Trinity, the public school of Catholic schools.

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 Před 4 lety +5

      😂ok that makes more sense now, did you go there too?

    • @WeAllWumbo
      @WeAllWumbo Před 4 lety +7

      Jordan Escorcio no I went to a real Catholic school unfortunately

    • @parttimeposter1998
      @parttimeposter1998 Před 4 lety +6

      And he still didn’t get molested? What a loser.

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 Před 4 lety +1

      @@WeAllWumbo lol

    • @puddum
      @puddum Před 4 lety +5

      @@WeAllWumbo you went to Chaminade didn't you?

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Před 4 lety +28

    "I know you can't make jokes but at least try to understand them when they happen" SAVAGE!

  • @PT-tv9my
    @PT-tv9my Před 4 lety +40

    The tim dillon show is the only show i actually look forward to every week

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 Před 4 lety

      me too. may i suggest Issues with Andy on yt and doug standhope @ dougstanhope. flesh it out tues and fri. saves me

    • @PT-tv9my
      @PT-tv9my Před 4 lety +1

      @@kidsister316 thanks ill check it out

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 Před 4 lety +1

      @@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like!
      i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:)
      they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope
      i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())

    • @blueandyellow131
      @blueandyellow131 Před 4 lety +1

      Check out flagrant 2 🤝

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury Před 4 lety +171

    Tim and his producer can't even figure out the stats on American education because they are themselves the product of that system

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 Před 4 lety +1

      Sad!!!

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 Před 4 lety +13

      Nick so tragic. I rely on comics for accurate government data as well. Shame on them.

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 Před 4 lety +4

      @@skdewolf7606 Go make me a sandwich 🥪

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 Před 4 lety +2

      @angrykulla Extra pickles please

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 Před 4 lety

      Nick look on your porch 😉

  • @sigmacentauri6191
    @sigmacentauri6191 Před 4 lety +31

    911 a closer look with Mr. Dillon. That’s a class I wanna sign up for right away.

  • @lizsharp1373
    @lizsharp1373 Před 4 lety +38

    Uploaded right on my birthday. Greatest gift I could've asked for.

    • @hx5061
      @hx5061 Před 4 lety +4

      Happy birthday 🎂🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎈🎈🎂🎁💐🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉🎂🎆🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎈🎁🎉🎂🎂🎉💐🎉🎁

    • @Trompudos
      @Trompudos Před 4 lety +2

      Happy Birthday!

    • @eugenegreen2285
      @eugenegreen2285 Před 4 lety +1

      Better than Brendan Schaub jumping out of a birthday cake?

    • @neilcampbell8499
      @neilcampbell8499 Před 4 lety +1

      Happy birthday x

    • @lizsharp1373
      @lizsharp1373 Před 4 lety

      Thank y'all for the bday wishes💖

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 Před 4 lety +6

    "The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".

    • @YoungSantasGroupie
      @YoungSantasGroupie Před rokem

      This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.

  • @ShelbyMayes
    @ShelbyMayes Před 4 lety +21

    Literally rhinestoning a cup when he says only 6 women are listening and we are crafty. 💀 deceased

    • @max725power
      @max725power Před 4 lety

      I've been doing extensive research about dyeing a synthetic wig.

    • @ShelbyMayes
      @ShelbyMayes Před 4 lety +1

      Aleva from Rochester get one from amazon! Super cheap!

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks Před 4 lety +40

    I have TDS.
    Tim Dependency Syndrome

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer Před 4 lety +2

      Join his Patreon if you haven’t already

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks Před 4 lety +1

      @@dogzer
      I'm only a Skull n Bones 😟

    • @Tyrod-Lannister
      @Tyrod-Lannister Před 3 lety

      And I'm sure trump derangement syndrome as well

  • @detrockcity3
    @detrockcity3 Před 4 lety +32

    "Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15
    Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi Před 4 lety +1

      America- falling apart

    • @fadedcharacter8481
      @fadedcharacter8481 Před 4 lety +5

      I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).

    •  Před 4 lety

      @@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.

    • @nattyrf511
      @nattyrf511 Před 4 lety

      That was 1989
      Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year.
      I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid.
      Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.

    • @detrockcity3
      @detrockcity3 Před 4 lety

      @@nattyrf511 yeah, it's absurd.

  • @rainbowvhs692
    @rainbowvhs692 Před 4 lety +81

    I look forward to growing old with these two distinguished gentlemen

  • @gnome_farmer
    @gnome_farmer Před 4 lety +88

    I love the teacher bashing. I had mostly bad teachers.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer Před 4 lety +12

      School system is a nightmare

    • @mikeb1040
      @mikeb1040 Před 4 lety +2

      they suck

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi Před 4 lety +3

      Everything about school is shit

    • @Feltonmeiser
      @Feltonmeiser Před 4 lety +4

      If they were mostly bad, it may be you

    • @gnome_farmer
      @gnome_farmer Před 4 lety +4

      @@Feltonmeiser Blame a child for the teachers ineptitude.

  • @MH-ds8cb
    @MH-ds8cb Před 4 lety +57

    I’m a middle school teacher and I’m already dying laughing 4 minutes in...

    • @here7036
      @here7036 Před 4 lety +18

      You are a hot middle school teacher with enough screws loose to love our fearless jester. When can we expect to see you in the New York Post?

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 Před 4 lety +5

      Oh shit your literally the inspiration for all the boys first beat off sessions 😂

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 Před 4 lety

      You're* before someone corrects me lol

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 Před 4 lety +1

      @@here7036 yes or yes?

    • @MH-ds8cb
      @MH-ds8cb Před 4 lety +2

      hecdizzle70 lmao I appreciate that correction (I’m an English teacher) ☺️

  • @chevster23
    @chevster23 Před 4 lety +48

    With that hair. I never realized Timmy boy was the superman we needed all along

    • @JFox337
      @JFox337 Před 4 lety +6

      All he needs now is the spandex costume and a wheelchair

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump Před 4 lety +121

    Sue TBS for the 4 dollars they’re worth Tim.

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy Před 4 lety +4

      To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT.
      I'll front the cigs to make it happen

    • @jasoninthehood9726
      @jasoninthehood9726 Před 4 lety +1

      Andy Spann is that better or worse than TruTV with 24/7 Impractical Jokers marathons and seven different tow truck reality shows?

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market.
      I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

  • @andrewhayes5130
    @andrewhayes5130 Před 4 lety +44

    This one was an all-timer. When the Keto Kid takes aim, he don't miss.

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 Před 4 lety +14

    Tim is dressed sharp like a best buy employee expecting the regional manager to drop by any minute.

  • @craenate
    @craenate Před 4 lety +65

    Tims starting to look like Al Capone in the early stages of VD

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +11

      Or Val kilmer after Batman.

    • @wdghk
      @wdghk Před 4 lety +4

      Hey, go easy on Tim. He's the hero this world needs.
      I did laugh when I read the comment.🤣

    • @twintalk2943
      @twintalk2943 Před 4 lety +1

      LOL

  • @Sallyandash
    @Sallyandash Před 4 lety +14

    As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should
    all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer Před 4 lety +3

      Kids learn more watching Tim Dillon show than what they’ll ever learn at school

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 Před 4 lety +38

    Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.

  • @Ezra_303
    @Ezra_303 Před 4 lety +67

    “Don’t ever go against the family Fredo”

    • @eshagcom3742
      @eshagcom3742 Před 4 lety

      Lol 🤣 thank you

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před 3 lety

      10th planet Denver. Shout out. Funny to see someone here

  • @DecentWorksMedia
    @DecentWorksMedia Před 4 lety +94

    Finally a sexy and competent podcast engineer to rival young Jamie.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Před 4 lety +20

      Slow down, Ben is one episode from being thrown in a tent on Skid Row.

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump Před 4 lety +18

      It took him ten minutes to find phony education statistics lmfao

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer Před 4 lety +11

      And that’s why we love him
      We never hear Jamie’s laughter booming hard in the background

    • @bgillett72
      @bgillett72 Před 4 lety

      Competent?

    • @ronhitler-barassi2624
      @ronhitler-barassi2624 Před 4 lety +24

      @@dogzer Because Rogan's never said anything funny

  • @karnliberated
    @karnliberated Před 4 lety +5

    Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!

    • @treshampton9822
      @treshampton9822 Před 6 měsíci

      Rip Patrice O’Niel . This was well said

    • @treshampton9822
      @treshampton9822 Před 6 měsíci

      Tim and Patrice on a podcast would be a fucking powerhouse

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury Před 4 lety +31

    Tim Dillon is even funnier when he looks sweaty

  • @shupashark
    @shupashark Před 4 lety +27

    Ben killed it with the auto-tune! Do you agree, yes or yes?

    • @aw5537
      @aw5537 Před 3 lety

      my new ringtone

  • @swagman8990
    @swagman8990 Před 4 lety +46

    Real knife fight out here

  • @mikejgebhart145
    @mikejgebhart145 Před 4 lety +31

    Totally lost it at the “i’m sad” tik tok song

  • @leonmardirossian7342
    @leonmardirossian7342 Před 4 lety +15

    Tim dillon is a national treasure

  • @jimmybacas8003
    @jimmybacas8003 Před 4 lety +57

    Fun Fact: Tim is the last living Jerky Boy

    • @mikedavis3634
      @mikedavis3634 Před 4 lety

      The Boys are dead?

    • @brettweir9050
      @brettweir9050 Před 4 lety +1

      Brett Weir here, the boys unfortunately are still here and doing well.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 Před 4 lety +1

      @@brettweir9050 still working at super across the way

    • @BurntToast422
      @BurntToast422 Před 4 lety

      Johnny Brennan is on cameo.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 Před 4 lety

      @Jeff B old enough fire to fire my old lady off roof onto the roof of my truck I'm silly like that,cupcake

  • @johnv3788
    @johnv3788 Před 4 lety +42

    I appreciate that Tim gave Jeffrey Dahmer a job as his producer/computer guy.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah if you rearrange the letters of Ben you get Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s not even trying to hide it.

  • @maffef4089
    @maffef4089 Před 4 lety +12

    He's currently in my HUMBLE OPINION one of the most interesting controversial modern comedian!

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 Před 3 lety

      That's interesting I think of him as an older generation style more than anything, maybe 80's ish. am I right? Yes or Yes!?

  • @APR944
    @APR944 Před 4 lety +22

    “And then I make dolls of hair and their faces are nail clippings... and then the red lips I get like blood to make like kissy face lips”.

  • @Tomdawg89
    @Tomdawg89 Před 4 lety +14

    Wet Hair Tim Dillon has more of that manic Chris Farley coke energy.

    • @ljcomments886
      @ljcomments886 Před 3 lety

      He should go wet hair next time he is on JRE and do some proper rants!

  • @keevancrawford6708
    @keevancrawford6708 Před 4 lety +22

    The good teachers are silent. Lol

  • @tomk37
    @tomk37 Před 4 lety +49

    That reporter was AUSTRALIAN Tim Dillon is cancelled

  • @YoJohnnyYT
    @YoJohnnyYT Před 4 lety +6

    Hearing “ladies & gentleman welcome to the Time Dillon show” just makes me happy.

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld Před 4 lety +13

    Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump Před 4 lety +16

    Tim Dillon 2024

  • @cameronbost7100
    @cameronbost7100 Před 4 lety +27

    oh damn daddy got the slick back hair

  • @jmedlin81
    @jmedlin81 Před 4 lety +19

    Tim I hate it when you interrupt your two advertisements with segments of show.
    Otherwise, I find your program acceptable.

  • @MichaelWorley
    @MichaelWorley Před 4 lety +24

    YES OR YES?!?

  • @21acidqueen
    @21acidqueen Před 3 lety +2

    Left the podcast playing and went to have a shower. Come out of the shower to Tim screaming "the kids can't read out there" and it cracked me up so much. Tim is a genius!

  • @garymericano
    @garymericano Před 4 lety +14

    You've got Fredo's brother's name wrong.... It's Governor Covidmountain Nipplerings Jr

  • @lil_tistic
    @lil_tistic Před 4 lety +6

    only podcast where the ads are just as good as the dialogue

  • @tpalden753
    @tpalden753 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow his flow around 40:00 reminds me of Bull Hicks so much. Love you tim ❤️

  • @raymondjames57
    @raymondjames57 Před 4 lety +4

    As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen.
    I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up.
    They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas.
    Sad and growing dystopian.

    • @rg5312
      @rg5312 Před 3 lety

      Definitely not a demographic issue

  • @luisrivera2304
    @luisrivera2304 Před 4 lety +20

    The slick back hair makes you look a lot like Chris Farley.

    • @gp2860
      @gp2860 Před 4 lety

      Except you also mean Rush Limbaugh

    • @Phernaldo
      @Phernaldo Před 4 lety

      @@gp2860 El Rushbo

  • @DREWSLENS
    @DREWSLENS Před 4 lety +35

    Am I the only one who buys with Tim's promo codes just to picture the marketing departments question life?!? 😌😅

  • @BornAHawkEye
    @BornAHawkEye Před 4 lety +7

    That auto-tune part had me busting out laughing at 5 in the morning "I'm sad we're sad" 😂🤣

  • @jamalmiad1188
    @jamalmiad1188 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m black somali dude.,!.,!.,! And shed tears when I hear all the Ego’s leaving Cali, and YOU.,being.so awesome gets left behind. I’m with you in spirit straight out of Mogadishu!.,!.,! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @TheDiervek
    @TheDiervek Před 4 lety +7

    "meatball" is now my favorite family friendly ethnic pejorative

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 Před 4 lety

      He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?

  • @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074

    this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.

  • @DecimeCuba
    @DecimeCuba Před 4 lety +2

    Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do.
    Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead.
    Cheers from SouthAmerica!

  • @capnbroozyxl9928
    @capnbroozyxl9928 Před 4 lety +19

    It’s Timmy Limbaugh

    • @TimWing23
      @TimWing23 Před 4 lety +2

      I was saying a similar thing just last week. I could see Tim eventually having a late late night tv show on Fox News in the future. Sort of like that old show Red Eye.

    • @Football__Junkie
      @Football__Junkie Před 4 lety +1

      😂 I’m using this every week from now on. He has said he admires Rush before

    • @B1055BH
      @B1055BH Před 4 lety

      Rush is the OG. Tim should do a show with him.

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 Před 4 lety +8

    Tim with the good hair!!!

  • @markluccketti8636
    @markluccketti8636 Před 4 lety +5

    Nothing better then the Tim Dillon Show

  • @jon1039
    @jon1039 Před 4 lety +2

    Bill Burr & Tim Dillon #1 ad reads. I'll always support!

  • @00maharum00ma
    @00maharum00ma Před 4 lety +9

    We're in deep trouble as a nation.

  • @swagman8990
    @swagman8990 Před 4 lety +7

    As a teacher this episode hit different

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +3

      No wonder teachers like vacationing in the Caribbean...

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 Před 4 lety +2

      No one likes being criticized. But thick skins ppl.

    • @swagman8990
      @swagman8990 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm on the side of us teachers should be able to laugh at ourselves, he's making solid points here

    • @Tdcsparingtea1995
      @Tdcsparingtea1995 Před 4 lety +1

      Using the left’s logic on cops apply it to teachers and it fits perfectly. Lol Tim Dillon has an ability to make solid uncomfortable points.

  • @Funkadelic3
    @Funkadelic3 Před 4 lety +3

    This Podcast is going to blow up, calling it now.

  • @LasVegasPromoterguy
    @LasVegasPromoterguy Před 4 lety +2

    Tims fired up. The type of episode I live for and I don't have much to live for.

  • @shmoo1000
    @shmoo1000 Před 4 lety +14

    Got wine on ice in my BK cup, ready for the weekly black pilling

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 Před 4 lety +6

    Tim Dillon over here lookin like Chris Farley trying to sell me brake pads

  • @AngstyAsHell
    @AngstyAsHell Před 4 lety +10

    The cultural appropriation stuff never made sense to me. Within reason and if someone is celebrating that culture with respect then why do people get offended? Oh well thats life in the big city i guess

  • @loganbadgley4045
    @loganbadgley4045 Před 4 lety +2

    This is my first time watching Tim’s podcast and I can’t believe how funny this is.

    • @guccimane623
      @guccimane623 Před 4 lety +1

      Same. Loved this one. First one I’ve watched all year way through. Subscribed

  • @kevinhaun1
    @kevinhaun1 Před 4 lety +2

    I love to watch just to see the producer chuckle lol

  • @mattyrat4958
    @mattyrat4958 Před 4 lety +5

    The Tampa Bay Comedy Society stands against your vicious attack on teachers.

  • @pipicacadanslepot
    @pipicacadanslepot Před 4 lety +7

    The way he says "meatball" 😍

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick Před 4 lety +1

    Tim's patreon is seriously the best $5 i've spent in a long time. Just hours and hours of fantastic content.

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock Před 4 lety +2

    The best cure for a hangover is to listen to Tim Dillon yell at you

  • @D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks
    @D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks Před 4 lety +7

    Forget about it

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +1

      * *gargling water* *
      "What are yah gonna do aye!"

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Před 4 lety +1

      I'm havin a paaarty.

  • @zd829
    @zd829 Před 4 lety +5

    This intro was the most honest thing I heard in months, from a cynical comedian!
    #patreon

    • @YoungSantasGroupie
      @YoungSantasGroupie Před rokem

      haha exactly, the podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a break from them, summer is never enough.

  • @TylerBoone
    @TylerBoone Před 4 lety +1

    Dude you have a voice for radio man, it's amazing

  • @herbdelarge
    @herbdelarge Před 4 lety +1

    Tim. Your song about depression hit me on an emotional level 🙏

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 Před 4 lety +7

    *☼ chest exercises are the cure? we have to get the word out!*

  • @Abitflippant
    @Abitflippant Před 4 lety +5

    What separates me from the rich? A shit ton of money.

  • @stimpsonsutube
    @stimpsonsutube Před rokem +1

    Tim’s next book should be titled “Brilliant Archives of a Misunderstood Genius”

  • @hestonmilk
    @hestonmilk Před 4 lety +3

    Kids: We just want to learn how to do taxes...
    Tim: 12:20

  • @MrTsha24
    @MrTsha24 Před 4 lety +15

    Vote Luis j Gomez

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +16

    TIM'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT JUST CAME BACK FROM FLYING AIR LITTLE ST.JAMES
    🛫✈️🛩️🛬🏝️👧🏿👧🏽👧🏼👧🏻👧👧🏾🕍🇮🇱🎥🎞️🎞️🎞️

  • @allisonom
    @allisonom Před 4 lety +2

    Tim defending Ben is so wholesome