FOOTBALLERS ' CRINGIEST PICK-UP LINES (Tinder in Real-Life feat Bellingham Trent Palmer Haaland)

Footballers have some of the worst chat-up lines...
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Which chat-up line was the cringiest?
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[@Drawinnunez]

I broke down when she called darwin autistic 😭😭

[@ooctopus_]

Ditto

[@user-yl6wr7dj1r]

Mbappe’s one, blud had to explain the joke 😂
And of course the foot long one, is that all bro had? Disgraceful!

[@AlvaroNiel]

​@@Drawinnunezfirst time viewing?

[@Drawinnunez]

​@AlvaroNiel why are you mentally slow? been watching for years just wanted to comment

[@kaanwast4ken643]

BELLINGHAM SAYING "YOU RAPIST" TO MASON OH I CANT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@fob20showdownthegamekid20]

😂😂😂

[@thewhambam]

was wondering when this would be in a 442oons vid

[@Ajay-by4di]

NAH 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀

[@liverpoolfcfan6906]

well this comment blew up quickly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VedranMKD]

It didn't even have a sound

[@PessiAndPenaldoSniperW_1]

Lewandowski not being here with his dance is crazy

[@CryMoreHaters_edits]

very

[@Majekg]

Onana was the best, "if you dont want clean sheets, im the man"

[@Dr.LingLangYT]

he had the second or third most clean sheets though in the prem

[@Myccic]

​@@Dr.LingLangYT0-0 draws arent clean sheets mate

[@Big_John15853]

​@@Myccic so what are clean sheets

[@Jbkeditz]

​@@Big_John15853leave him his dumb

[@PessiAndPenaldoSniperW_1]

​@@Myccic0-0 are still clean sheet, but for both teams. Clean sheet mean no goal conceded and that what it's meant

[@vanishPL]

man did Ramsdale more dirty than arteta did

[@shashurimagrease2890]

The start with Muller is just insane 😂😂😂 we're truly blessed to have him in the show every time 😂

[@tashinorbu5474]

“Talking dirty”
Lmao💀
Senior red card has different meanings

[@ironbear53]

I missed Senor Red Card. So good to see him back.

[@chankamseong1920]

Too bad Sergio Ramos didn't shown up..we really miss him.

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

@@chankamseong1920 NO WE DON'T!

[@please500subs]

“How are we” Is one of 442oons’ best quotes

[@nutscirsp6061]

balloons

[@user-eb6fu7vn9s]

China

[@Jay13_]

I LIVE IN BANGLADESH I LIVE IN BANGLADESH

[@please500subs]

@@Jay13_umm ok

[@ahnaflfc369]

​@@Jay13_abul bangali

[@livinhamartinez]

1:42 trans harold got me dying 💀

[@Crusherpuffin]

Be low key sounded like Trent no lies 😭

[@ryanwilliams8750]

it wasnt a pickup line!

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Me too!

[@qarina]

Only Trent is the one who rejected her 😂

[@The_gifted_1_official]

Sadio too

[@shadowyt1836]

He didn't reject 💀.. he just wanted to smash her when she is pregnant... Those who knows 🗣️

[@obinnamadichie]

Greenwood’s part 😂😂😂

[@chankamseong1920]

He tried to flirt but realised he's still guilty. 😢

[@Germany_randomized]

0:13 Finally odegaard talk

[@chudybyk2353]

He was already talking in Prem manager reacts after Arsenal vs lfc

[@Germany_randomized]

@@chudybyk2353 im Norwegian

[@thecommonsensechannel6268]

Nunez talking in scouse accent always gets me

[@tatsatsingh4955]

Onana one was the best😂

[@idkkkkkkkk_]

"way too old for me" 😭😭😭

[@Itibitydetsku]

No way 😂😭

[@ashkanyousefnia2]

😂😂

[@liverpoolfcfan6906]

Jude bellingham 💀💀💀💀💀 0:25

[@KaushikAdhikari]

BBC

[@DHRFC]

Zlatan climbed into his pants😂

[@liverpoolfcfan6906]

@@DHRFC loool

[@Belligol.]

​@@DHRFC Zlatans nose is way bigger

[@TimeAnimations]

*Zlatan punches you in the nose*

[@theunfunnyhollister]

0:18 YAAAAÆEEEESSSSS!!!
- Mikel Arteta, 2024

[@MegaSoapsFan-fe1ul]

0:53 First time we heard Cole Palmer speak in 442oons video.

[@Dundeefcmatchdays]

He spoke in the klopp leaves liverpool video

[@shawnmichaels568]

Good to see pick up lines back, This should be a daily series.

[@davidumana9861]

Not daily.

[@samueltenny7367]

Mueller went twice😂😂
Old is really gold

[@EFFZeon0079]

Senor Red Card never fails to me laugh😂

[@alvaromorasegui2666]

"you are too old for me" sadio mane😂😅

[@Messi_Fandomhypnojunk]

2:07 One of the best 442oons scenes

[@ymchow6649]

Bellingham has something that stands out from the others 😂😂😂

[@giorgiodaltrozzo9413]

Hahahaha Giroud pickup line was incredible!! It made me giggle so hard. I swear I have to try it out once!

[@Deffo_darwizzy]

I know Trent Alexander Arnold is a Backman but he basically plays in attack so can you please put him into the frontman this is like his audition.

[@davidumana9861]

And Ederson starts a lot of attack. Doesnt make his a Midfielder.

[@Deffo_darwizzy]

@@davidumana9861 taa is able to play midfield and he plays midfield for England you 0 ball knowledge Idiot

[@lonethinking]

Arterta voice always gets me😂😂

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

3:29
Zlatan looking like this… I can’t imagine the upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie to be a success, so perhaps Zlatan should star as Kraven sometime.

[@obinnamadichie]

‘Is he autistic?’ 😂😂😂😂

[@animeman90s]

Hw ar we

[@obinnamadichie]

OW R WEEEE

[@sargunarenu]

Another banger,pls don't quit dean

[@KdSiwa-hn1xn]

Sinor Red Card talkin dirty got me😂😂
But he forgot Luiz Suarez😂😂

[@ojasvinyadav9920]

i am still amazed by the hardwork these guys put in like dropping continuous videos in such short interval of time and that to of this quality .... love it 442oons keep it up

[@dimasmaulana6398]

3:48 what jude said to greenwood

[@shamanbhattacharyya9285]

He said "rapist"

[@sklova]

he said "JOIN THE 442OONS MEMBER CLUB BY CLICKING THE JOIN BUTTON NOW!"

[@Belligol.]

"You rapist"

[@Marcus442Rashford]

No he didnt​@@sklova

[@Marcus442Rashford]

Jude said " You R*pist

[@kastro_mw5943]

Darwin's part had me tearing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@animeman90s]

Aww ar we

[@aaqibulislam3200]

Pls don't quit Dean

[@user-zo8xn5zt4s]

1:00 Maguire going crazy 😂

[@krish_lomor]

Continue posting like this we love your videos ❤❤

[@sarahspeedie3300]

442oons with footballers chat up lines is just the best lol 😂. Just so many brilliant 🤩 ones. Best ones for me would have to be Arteta congratulating odegaard on his engagement. And Darwin with his A I scouse voice 😂😂

[@luyandzabavukiledlamini4693]

Senior red card talking dirty is the best
It's been too long since we lost saw him and Sergio

[@MegaSoapsFan-fe1ul]

2:59 Ronaldo being tasered 😂😂😂

[@KaushikAdhikari]

He's possibly a s*x-offender.... Vegas... rings any bells?!

[@lloydemilarcalascolot1019]

Woman: Saudi Arabia is a no for me. Swipe left, Ronaldo.

[@kijjamburodney3086]

2:18 oh someone has definitely been paying attention to Elijah 😂

[@KaushikAdhikari]

2:28 Scrambled or fertilised 😂?

[@joejs4613]

Class ain’t it 😂😂😂

[@KaushikAdhikari]

​@@joejs4613yep mate

[@josephkyffin8908]

2:53, I’ll allow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Harun-hr4em]

Its actualy nice to see Luiz Suarez back in a 442oons video

[@reallyfeckinbiggooner]

harry maguire wow lmao

[@anishbehera2495]

Please don't quit CZcams

[@tabomwape8237]

Does he want to quit?

[@jonaramire]

@@tabomwape8237 Yeah, cuz CZcams isn't helping him, so he asked our help

[@Itibitydetsku]

He's no quitting

[@sighted]

0:28 Sorry but you're way too old for me 😂😂

[@rayandavy821]

That Mason and Jude bit is gold 😆😆🤣🤣

[@lilax-ud7tv]

Darwin killed me. 😂😂😂 How are we 😂😂

[@rodrigorodriguesdelgado.9674]

"Hi, im Mason"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nebyualemu5638]

Virg got game!

[@dubkays6562]

LMAO MANE SAYING "YOURE TOO OLD" KILLED ME BAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂

[@william_afton_springie]

Red card was my favourite 😂

[@AvijitMukherjee_17]

Onana: "If you don't want clean sheets I am your man"- I laughed loud

[@crazygosheee3596]

Now we need Giroud’s sexiest XI

[@emillanza7816]

2:07 😂😂😂

[@lloydemilarcalascolot1019]

00:18 Mikel Arteta everytime an Arsenal player did something right and correct

[@_felixg84]

This is why we need to keep this channel going 😂

[@M..n..M]

Senior Red Card still the best 442oons character

[@harryalexanderarnold]

That one with Greenwood was the best but pleas make cartoon after tommorow ucl matches

[@prokar1754]

we will see

[@sudharshanve8519]

Man, you didn't have to do Greenwood this dirty!! 😂😂😂😂

[@brigade5843]

Senior red card was the best😂😂😂

[@mrbuci48]

Please make Fa Cup rap battles again like you did back in 2014/15 and 2015/16, i loved those videos

[@mozeyada716]

No James Milner, No Fun.
Great job guys.

[@joshoccer]

Giroud had the funniest one

[@lenin17301560]

3:44 Ok this was brutal 😂😂😂

[@chibwantamukonka8756]

"How are we" always gets me😂

[@nyckv4405]

Walker with a old pick up line 😂😂😂
Love that song

[@dms90009]

Harry Maguire had the best one and you can't convince me otherwise

[@Dome_1950]

Everytime 442 makes a Video my day Gets better

[@theopenerace]

"youre not a ten, youre a 180"got me laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@gradient_mn8580]

OMG LETS GOO!! I love these types of challenges! :D

[@joshuawainaina8103]

The Maguire Pose is the best😂😂

[@arcticavenger269]

After tonights Upamecano disaster there should be another What should we do with a dodgy CB

[@tandatvn2021]

Love your video Dean
Happy Valentine Day

[@crxzykxd8100]

onanas was so out of context
im in tears

[@RansfordYawson]

Ronaldo's voice and accent hits differently😂❤❤

[@eliadcollinszachary5135]

Senor Red Card😂😂😂Ramos..Pepe...Fernandinho😂😂😂

[@davidumana9861]

Señor*

[@Mynameisrandomman661]

😂💀

[@Somyjay]

Kyle walkers one was the best 😂

[@finnboy7853]

been waiting for this:D

[@Techthebadbatch]

2:53 he is sorry

[@gregschafer6319]

I was missing Szobo from there

[@CandyKingGamer]

Love your videos

[@lloydemilarcalascolot1019]

02:59 Siuuaaaaahhhhh

[@habibputra_gangle_team]

Saudi Arabia is not from me...

[@adumbboy7613]

Damn I hope Jude doesn’t get a 10 video ban

[@442oons]

[@Rainer-fw7fd]

Unrealistic, Giroud is the sexiest person alive

[@habibputra_gangle_team]

3:04: -my friends call me taylor Swift plane. Cause i've touched down on LOT of landing strips

[@MDADO-_-119]

the red card one and the darwin part killed me💀💀😭

[@teslimadekoya1473]

Maguire killed me😂😂😂😂

[@archiesutherland1105]

The Bellingham cameo got me 😂

[@TaskForce_911]

Why does she has the voice of Neymar Jr?

[@ItsYaBoiChibz]

Dean please do more football flashbacks🙏🙏

[@temiomo-loto4122]

Another Master piece

[@tangbein]

Odegaard talked!

[@hadibutt3249]

Greenwood had me dying!

[@user-yl6wr7dj1r]

Maguire really will never find love 😂

[@RansfordYawson]

I jxt love Killian❤❤😂😂

[@dreamxd3073]

Red card had me.

[@HaTranXuan-nd6lx]

What about antony 😂😂😂 same with mason 😂😂