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  • The Doctor will poke you now
    Rats Song - • Year of the Rats - Jer...
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Komentáře • 352

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 Před 4 lety +1917

    I don’t understand how the bathroom is the quietest place in Jeremy’s house with him always bringing his computer, VR rig, and switch in there.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 Před 4 lety +92

      I hear he wipes his ass on ALL OF IT

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 Před 4 lety +50

      foam noise dappening panels, except his entire bathroom is made out of so many of them, no light or vibrations can ever escape.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Před 4 lety +31

      The rest of the Jerma Universe and Extended Lore cast take up the rest of the house. It's practically a Jerma Rumble every night!
      ...Wait, that kinda sounds wrong.

    • @CarloMartinini
      @CarloMartinini Před 4 lety +11

      Always loudly peeing also

    • @SneakingMOUSE
      @SneakingMOUSE Před 3 lety +2

      LOUD PEE

  • @mishell128
    @mishell128 Před 4 lety +1416

    an entirely black screen with just the text "DAD PLAYS NOW" is the most ominous thing i've ever seen in my life

    • @Zergei
      @Zergei Před 4 lety +10

      czcams.com/video/p9jXdcDgsuw/video.html MORTIS

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent Před 4 lety +85

      4:06 for anyone scrubbing for it

    • @Sigh95
      @Sigh95 Před 4 lety +68

      I’M winning, son.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 Před 4 lety +54

      Dad hungers for his turn

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 Před 2 lety +16

      DAD PLAYS NOW
      HIDE

  • @Nyxxy8
    @Nyxxy8 Před 4 lety +838

    “Oh, you killed your patient by purposefully injecting them with something lethal? Eh, just go to medical school for some pointers, you’ll be fine”

  • @user-nq9xe7np8z
    @user-nq9xe7np8z Před 4 lety +1754

    The game asking for a fifth season is like the start to a bad creepypasta

    • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
      @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 Před 4 lety +311

      Probably sounds like this: “You’re familiar with the four seasons right? They’re Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. But what if I told you there was a fifth season nobody talks about? My story starts in [INSERT RURAL AREA IN THE COUNTRY].”

    • @glennhefel
      @glennhefel Před 4 lety +18

      Theres six seasons from where i come from Lol Two versions of Autumn and a rainy season

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 Před 4 lety +9

      @@deadliestvice5356 You haven't been on the internet long enough, son

    • @Herimaka
      @Herimaka Před 4 lety +3

      Reminds me of the Harmonium album.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 Před 4 lety +18

      @@deadliestvice5356 If that were true, you'd know that some of the most interesting horror concepts of all time came from amateur writers on SomethingAwful and /x/ pre-2010. Using the internet to check your stocks or use google is not "being on the internet" in the way that I'm referring to.

  • @mindfloww8834
    @mindfloww8834 Před 4 lety +523

    I can't get over the thought of a doctor punching his patient's stomach then saying to them, "You know, when you make that noise, it's really funny" then comparing it to whack-a-mole

  • @donjuan2001
    @donjuan2001 Před 4 lety +357

    Q: Name something with a red light
    A: Red light

  • @Aleuay
    @Aleuay Před 4 lety +755

    Had major surgery 3 days ago and all im imagining is my surgical team bumping to We're The Rats while reaching for the adrenaline, killing me instantly

    • @_banja
      @_banja Před 4 lety +42

      hope everything went smoothly, my doot

    • @Algrenion
      @Algrenion Před 4 lety +39

      what better a send off, though
      also i hope ur safe!

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 Před 3 lety +20

      Did you live?

    • @anthonysmall8438
      @anthonysmall8438 Před 3 lety +26

      @@b-d9099 unfortunately he died during the surgery but the docs said he would be fine after a few weeks

    • @yup9918
      @yup9918 Před 3 lety +26

      @@b-d9099 it’s been about 4 months without a response, so I’m just gonna give it to you straight: the doctor put him under then immediately injected him with adrenaline, killing him.

  • @pubscrublord3475
    @pubscrublord3475 Před 4 lety +485

    Schizophrenic walks into hospital, believed to be doctor, punches patients' stomachs and purposely injects atropine to kill during surgery. Gets mocked within medical school.

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 Před 4 lety +839

    I love how passive agressive the nurse is to jerma, during the operation.

  • @fackingcant6528
    @fackingcant6528 Před 4 lety +226

    I like the thought of Jerma picking up random objects and looking at the nurse to gauge her reaction, so he doesn't use the wrong tool.

  • @tonymags7751
    @tonymags7751 Před 4 lety +166

    Imagine you’re having stomach cramps and the surgeon proceeds to fumble around the table looking for the anesthesia. Then the last thing you hear before you die is “I’m not even sure if there’s anything in here” as he sticks a needs in your gut

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os Před 4 lety +411

    I love it how every 80s American game show had their own video game then every 2000s game show got their own video game but this time it was on the wii

  • @majklacik
    @majklacik Před 4 lety +228

    Your patient died, looks like you need to retake "why my patient died 101". See you tomorrow.

  • @jbezoarjr5269
    @jbezoarjr5269 Před 3 lety +108

    I love how Jerma is so against putting Autumn for the season question, but happily puts Rabbit

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 Před 2 lety +10

      Well it makes more sense than "Christmas Season" That's not even a phrase

    • @ahoy_11
      @ahoy_11 Před 2 lety +1

      @@matthewlong7547 That is a phrase

    • @fahr
      @fahr Před 2 lety +13

      @@ahoy_11 I feel like "holiday season" is more common

  • @WhoodaHell
    @WhoodaHell Před 4 lety +114

    Out of 100 people interviewed at the time, 2 of them don't know what a season is.

  • @ndzhelin2651
    @ndzhelin2651 Před 3 lety +50

    theres something wholesome about him thinking that a gold ring with one diamond on it would be worth seven thousand dollars.
    thats like... what little kids think about valuables. like he sees 'diamond' and is immediately concerned that he cant even use more than 4 digits

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 Před 4 lety +245

    why would they make you a doctor THEN send you to medical school?

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz Před 4 lety +32

      On Job Training

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JoNarDLoLz XD

    • @swallowme535
      @swallowme535 Před 3 lety +4

      The Dallas Cowboys drafted Baylor basketball star Rico Gathers in the sixth round despite him not playing organized football since he was 13 years old

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 Před 3 lety +4

      @@swallowme535 the dallas cowboys don't take care of injuries and illnesses

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz Před 2 lety +5

      @@swallowme535 What relevance does that have to anything...?

  • @kalashniben9005
    @kalashniben9005 Před 4 lety +279

    During my surgery for my cancer, I want them to play the Rat song during the procedure.

  • @TaureanTruth
    @TaureanTruth Před 4 lety +63

    > Your patient has shuffled off this mortal coil.

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 Před 3 lety +1

      You can’t shuffle off this mortal goil! Looks like my death wasn’t in the tarot three cards today, monte
      *ZUMA*

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs Před 4 lety +230

    13:37 goddamn the "L is Real" plaque was easier to read than this wall of grape juice dribbles

    • @Joe-dy7bb
      @Joe-dy7bb Před 4 lety +13

      LEET

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke Před 4 lety +7

      LEET

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment Před 4 lety +28

      these "grape juice dribbles" play like the intro to some spooky Mario 64 Beta creepypasta ARG

  • @pickleplayer33
    @pickleplayer33 Před 4 lety +42

    Imagine being in a surgical room and all of the medical vials and medication bottles are labeled with only a single letter

  • @pliskin101
    @pliskin101 Před 4 lety +65

    "What is this?" - Dr. Jeremy House

  • @chrxstt
    @chrxstt Před 4 lety +189

    The rats have found a trench coat and are pretending to be a doctor

  • @Medik2
    @Medik2 Před 4 lety +70

    That intro, Good stuff

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude Před 4 lety +32

    Jerma playing games in utter silence rivals any arthouse film out there.

  • @jinclement5814
    @jinclement5814 Před 4 lety +19

    The Pac-man game is called Pac-In-Time for the MS-DOS for anyone who's wondering

  • @ReaLMoisan
    @ReaLMoisan Před 4 lety +28

    Good old medical school: where they teach you all drugs have been abbreviated to just one letter of the alphabet now, good luck!

  • @dirkloyd6018
    @dirkloyd6018 Před 3 lety +20

    "my favorite season is thursday" killed me, holy shit

  • @rreeeekk
    @rreeeekk Před 4 lety +31

    The bathroom is the quietest place in his house because he never goes in there since he's got a diaper

  • @UnderTheSkin13
    @UnderTheSkin13 Před 4 lety +61

    WE CALL IT FALL CUZ LEAF FALL DOWN

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 Před 4 lety +355

    The truth is, the season was rigged from the start

  • @cwr9186
    @cwr9186 Před 4 lety +193

    does he kill anybody

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness Před 4 lety +22

    My dad, my sister and I gathered together today to watch some old episodes of the 70’s version of Family Feud and were taken aback when the host just started openly mocking an Indian family for their accents

  • @GROTTM4NNISKA
    @GROTTM4NNISKA Před 4 lety +76

    RATS

  • @wateringcan2
    @wateringcan2 Před 3 lety +10

    "how did your dad die?"
    "the doctors gave him A when he needed L"

  • @FeralColumbidae
    @FeralColumbidae Před 4 lety +35

    That pacman game actually looks like great fun.

  • @w4fer
    @w4fer Před 4 lety +56

    Ah yes, my favorite band, the five seasons

    • @captainclipy6236
      @captainclipy6236 Před 4 lety +13

      The sequel to Vivaldi’s most famous record

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 Před 4 lety +4

      @@captainclipy6236 It's about time, I've been waiting for that forever

  • @Tjmoza986
    @Tjmoza986 Před 4 lety +64

    I was watching ravens cry on your first channel and saw this

  • @Imbalanxd
    @Imbalanxd Před 4 lety +10

    Imagine you're slowly passing out from the anesthetic and you start hearing that song

  • @palpamemer
    @palpamemer Před 3 lety +15

    21:03 is the most I've laughed in a long time.

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před 3 lety +2

      the flatline noise after he asked so genuinely if it was empty or not im dying

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 Před 4 lety +25

    Of course, the best season: Christmas.

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 Před 4 lety +11

    Doctor, the Antiobiotics please.
    No, not the Syringe with an A on it, that's our Ant Poison supply. Seriously Doctor, are you a novice in this business or something?

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund Před 4 lety +6

    'The bathroom is the quietest place in the house.'
    IBS: Is that a challenge?

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 Před 4 lety +10

    This game looks like it was made on the Nintendo DS flipnote.

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams Před 4 lety +15

    3:21 Alien-turned-streamer is *SHOCKED* at how poorly he performs at basic human quiz show. Roswell enthusiasts skeptical given his bizarre answers and small physical appearance.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Před 2 lety +4

    I bet that doctor game came with a fucking HUGE manual 😂
    21:25 Okay I actually screamed at this 🤣 fucking hell hahah

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA Před 4 lety +5

    This brought about both a bigger respect for doctors and a bigger fear of having any sort of surgery.

  • @midgematic8659
    @midgematic8659 Před 3 lety +3

    You know the doctors played music during my wisdom teeth surgery, Im choosing to believe they played the rat song

  • @unit220
    @unit220 Před 4 lety +7

    Weird thing is, I remember the same alligator arcade game he described but can’t remember anything beyond what he said and that sound effect. I knew it sounded familiar.

  • @liminalarcade
    @liminalarcade Před 4 lety +9

    The crocodile arcade game is still around and my weapon of choice would always be my bare hands (more coverage)

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment Před 4 lety

      you mean the one with huge alligator tiddies?

    • @wateringcan2
      @wateringcan2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@some_condiment nope, a whack-a-mole type game called wacky gator

    • @wateringcan2
      @wateringcan2 Před 3 lety

      you're thinking of that arcade game called the first funky fighter. you may know it from a vargskelethor stream

  • @TheGaluMoD
    @TheGaluMoD Před 4 lety +5

    I love the idea of a doctor who pokes all his patients to figure out what's wrong with them

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 Před 2 lety

      *pokes your leg*
      yea you definitely have lung cancer

  • @mediumchunky
    @mediumchunky Před 4 lety +3

    I had Life and Death on my DOS machine, Auto-Duel, and Chuck Yaeger's Flight Simulator. Those are the only ones I remember, and this one I remember only as being impossible to do anything other than: Fail the copyright protection, touch a patient's belly, kill them in surgery.

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 Před 2 lety +4

    That Pac-Man game legitimately looks cool. I feel like that could’ve been a real competitor to Mario and Sonic. Collect coins by gaining momentum and bouncing off of things while using your grappling hook. That sounds like a sick platformer.

  • @emberpelt1234
    @emberpelt1234 Před 4 lety +1

    Local doctor pummels patients, kills one.

  • @ShakedownDreams
    @ShakedownDreams Před 3 lety +3

    I remember watching THAC play Life and Death on a stream
    There's a number on a filing cabinet and they accidentally showed it to the whole 300 people watching the stream and had people calling what was now a motor parts store asking for a dude named Robert or something

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction Před 4 lety +6

    The game was "wacky gator" from Data East.

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies Před 2 měsíci

    I love how the most replayed moment was Jerma just simply saying "gas"

  • @ElaEhDoTempoDoBob
    @ElaEhDoTempoDoBob Před 4 lety +4

    Patient is a 24 years old male that looks like he is 70 years old. If that isn't a symptom...

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před rokem +2

    Imagine a doctor coming into an operating room and going "ohhh shit. Where are we? What is this?"

  • @NefariousMAC
    @NefariousMAC Před 4 lety +3

    13:34 Gambling addict gets a dopamine hit

  • @nativechatter999
    @nativechatter999 Před 4 lety +86

    Now we know why Jerma hasn't married Kim yet, he thinks a diamond gold ring is over 10 times its retail price.

  • @MrShedom8
    @MrShedom8 Před 4 lety +3

    "TGIF eh, doctor?"

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 Před 3 lety +2

      “Ha good one Kim! Gets me everytime!”
      *proceeds to purposely give his patient a lethal injection for his abdominal pain*

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 Před 4 lety +3

    7:10 Big head tennis.

  • @saranobutt
    @saranobutt Před 4 lety +18

    These old style looking games I swear are just the best and most fun to play in general.

  • @mustardorb8867
    @mustardorb8867 Před 3 lety +2

    Can someone please for the love of god animate the surgeon scene, it's so good especially when he kills his patient

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez Před 4 lety +77

    Dr. Pepper got smaller this time around

    • @jcdenton9764
      @jcdenton9764 Před 4 lety +15

      Dr. Pepper.....is back!

    • @agayturtle8890
      @agayturtle8890 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jcdenton9764 after jerma (aka mr wrestling event guy) beat up joel (aka uncle jobel) he ripped of joel in revenge and had sent dr pepper into the air force to end his surgeon career so he can be the ultimate doctor

    • @samquik
      @samquik Před 4 lety +3

      SATAN SATAN

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 Před 3 lety

      ITS HIME BOIS GET’EM

  • @jacobpalmer5400
    @jacobpalmer5400 Před 4 lety +2

    It's always a treat to watch jerma play any variety of Pacman experience :)

  • @Zsadism
    @Zsadism Před 4 lety +5

    I think the pac man game is the game simpleflips has been looking for from his childhood.

  • @jrpuffnstuf
    @jrpuffnstuf Před 4 lety +3

    Its a whack a mole with alligator heads and they only popped their heads out not walked around.

  • @fruitlomps4360
    @fruitlomps4360 Před 4 lety +9

    Y O W!

  • @nahway7295
    @nahway7295 Před 4 lety +1

    5:08 the origins of Jerma Rumble

  • @Nyarlathotepmeme
    @Nyarlathotepmeme Před 4 lety +4

    18:10
    *They had those games at Chuck E Cheese*

  • @StrictlyDeft
    @StrictlyDeft Před 4 lety +1

    Unlicensed medical practitioner pokes patients abdomens before sticking them with random needles with his unwashed hands

  • @evan_dood
    @evan_dood Před 4 lety +1

    Holy shit he's completely right about the alligator arcade game. I totally remember that and it really is the same sounds! That's blowing my mind.

  • @RAPTORREX_
    @RAPTORREX_ Před 4 lety

    idk why but that alligator game gave me nightmares as like a small child idk what it was but seeing those alligators coming to get me just made me avoid it in every arcade i ever went to when i was 4-7 years old.

  • @PoobiePants
    @PoobiePants Před 4 lety +1

    The intro brings me so much joy

  • @Whatsuppbuddies
    @Whatsuppbuddies Před 4 lety +25

    17:11 why does he say ‘idea’ with a hard R?

    • @ginkgobiloba9088
      @ginkgobiloba9088 Před 4 lety +15

      Boston accent

    • @ginkgobiloba9088
      @ginkgobiloba9088 Před 4 lety +9

      Also just a fun way to say idea when you want to be sassy, but likely because of his Boston accent

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 Před 4 lety +15

      Because he is a Looney Tunes character at heart

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Před 4 lety +2

    Jerma hasn't been key-mashing this audibly since his Simpsons Hit and Run stream.

  • @draft1237
    @draft1237 Před 4 lety +11

    6:50 wait when did they made Pac-Man into a video game

    • @bubsiemack
      @bubsiemack Před 4 lety +5

      They didn't don't worry about it

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 Před 5 měsíci

    "Tw- Two glasses of water a day? ..... are those people still alive?"

  • @wooflord
    @wooflord Před 3 lety +2

    Jerma said "gas" more times while playing Life & Death than Jigsaw did in the entire Saw saga

  • @AHorseThatIsARadish
    @AHorseThatIsARadish Před 4 lety +3

    Watch out ms doctor here with his ms paint!

  • @kagamiyagami7321
    @kagamiyagami7321 Před 4 lety +1

    holy shit Jerma, yes, I did play that crocodile name. What a trip down memory lane

  • @TSONFIRE
    @TSONFIRE Před 4 lety +2

    What do u out on a cut? LEMON

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies Před 4 lety +1

    To be fair here autumn isnt any more dumb of an answer than christmas is

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw Před 4 lety +2

    Holy shit i played life and death as a kid so much because i used to watch my big sister play it.
    I'm pretty sure if i would be put on the spot i would still remember how to perform appendix surgery lmao.

  • @anemoiia
    @anemoiia Před 4 lety +2

    my favourite season is thursday

  • @iLoveToastBreadSucks
    @iLoveToastBreadSucks Před 4 lety

    Oh my god, that crocodile arcade game was the best! They had it at magic castle.

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 Před 5 měsíci

    I can't tell you how many times I've relayed this intro

  • @rustyricardo6532
    @rustyricardo6532 Před 4 lety +2

    Dude i remember that alligator game too.

  • @thethirdweel
    @thethirdweel Před 4 lety +3

    'but i gave them some L'

  • @Pinkooru
    @Pinkooru Před 4 lety +1

    Dr Dr pepper is back.

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm surprised Jerma didn't account for inflation in the price is righ- actually never mind.

  • @Loopy791
    @Loopy791 Před 4 lety +1

    The next rumble will be held during the fifth season

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver Před 4 lety +3

    For a while, I thought the title was "Ms. Doctor".

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm Před 2 lety

    TIL Christmas is a season

  • @MidnightMechanic
    @MidnightMechanic Před 4 lety +2

    First you steal the Vinewrestle belt, now you steal Joel's games.

  • @Baggytrousers27
    @Baggytrousers27 Před 3 lety

    The Pac-in-Time bit just kicked me in the childhood.

  • @flamesofjihad4069
    @flamesofjihad4069 Před 2 lety

    Wow i remember playing that that hospital game from years ago.

  • @hexyko4850
    @hexyko4850 Před 4 lety +4

    Life and Death II is cooler to me because you are a brain surgeon in that game. I never got past the surgery phase. It is also somewhat creepy.