The worst super hero power ever: Teleporting fireman man. He can teleport anywhere in time and space but he can only do it by horizontally climbing a fire truck ladder.
Imgine just driving normally then some maniac police officer rams you, pummels you when you try to escape, then handcuffs you and puts you in the trunk of the car.
*Runs into smoke filled building without respirator , finding bodies of people overcome by smoke* > *Quickly overpowered by smoke and passes out* "What happened!? "
I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Imagine that you've just suffered a near lethal injury, passing out in the process, and when you regain consciousness in the ambulance you just hear the driver say "Can I skip this?" and you feel yourself fly through the air and hit the ground
This game is so true to life! I really appreciate that they get minor details right, like firefighters spawning additional cats into existence and cops putting people into their trunk. Thank you multidisciplined master Jeremy.
By the way: The "joke" starting at 11:14 was one of the nominations for "Worst joke taking more than 5 minutes to set up" at the JermAwards 2020 - however it was so bad, that Jerma canceled the whole category. True story.
I usually have a full Jerma stream running while I'm working on something else and suddenly hearing him shout EDDIE! as though I have done something wrong was quite a schizophrenic experience.
Imagine being in the back of an ambulance in severe pain and on the brink of passing out and the paramedic jumps in the passenger seat and starts yelling "GO, MOVE, COME ON! WHY CAN'T I MOVE THE CAR?!"
crashing the ambulance walking all the way up a mountain to assist a patient to then forget the defib, having to walk all the way back. Using godlike powers to move the car so he can get then watching the stretcher fall out the back is the most jerma thing ever
i love jerma because most of the time *you’re* the one who has to deal with npc stupidty but jerma makes the *npcs* deal with his bullshit whenever he plays these kinds of games.
superhuman emergency responder, capable of pushing around large vehicles like they are nothing, who can survive a fatal car crash without a scratch, walks into a room full of smoke and dies immediately
Imagine you get arrested for no reason and the cop puts you in the back of a car who's trunk happens to contain an exact copy of you and then said cop proceeds to chase and then run over another exact copy of you who was in handcuffs the entire time.
It's gotta be the most Jerma thing ever when something drastic happens in a game, and it's quiet for a second, before you hear Jeremy's quiet laughter 😁
*Someone's lively hood burning away in a blazing inferno, people trapped inside dying from smoke inhalation and possibly the fire* *Only firefighter responding* I wonder if I can spell my name with the hose. Here's the J..
Imagine you're watching a building fire and the fireman just starts climbing the HORIZONTAL ladder while laughing like a psycho
Dream come true
And then you watch him just walk straight into the flame and light himself on fire
Imagine the excitement seeing rescue coming to save you and the last thing you see is some dickhead fireman spelling his name with the hose
The worst super hero power ever: Teleporting fireman man. He can teleport anywhere in time and space but he can only do it by horizontally climbing a fire truck ladder.
Imgine just driving normally then some maniac police officer rams you, pummels you when you try to escape, then handcuffs you and puts you in the trunk of the car.
Just imagine you've gotten into an ambulance after an injury and you hear from the front seat "why can't I drive...oh shit I'm in the wrong seat"
Just as worrying as "Am I driving the car in front of me?"
@@Rick586 at that point you just have to accept that your driver is absolutely ZOOTED
this is like that one episode of teh office whre jim halpart and pan.
@@idkidkidk123 zooted
And then your driver drives you off the edge of a cliff, just to add injury to injury
imagine you’re dying and this guy comes to help you
thats like saying "imagine you're dying and you are dying even more"
i didnt know assisted suicide was legal here
Would I trust my life with a guy who ate a rock in front of thousands
You say that likes it’s a bad thing
I’d love to die at the hands of Jerma. Hope that doesn’t affect him tho.
You’re on the stretcher, being rushed to the ER, you’re fading in and out, and you look up to see that you are in Jeremy’s care.
"you look up", you mean "you look down" right?
"guess i die"
And that is the last thing you ever see.
I say “Hey shpee is pretty funny” and he gives me a fatal amount of fentanyl in my IV
Terrifying
Imagine your little family restaurant on fire and the only firefighter that responds spends 3 full hours spelling his name out with the firehose
Jerma begging himself not to throw the stretcher into the river is still one of my favorite moments
6:48, so great
The duality of Jerman
Green Goblin moment
Just like one of those movie scenes where the main character debates with himself internally before taking the no-return path to evil
When I read this comment before the video I thought you meant he talked himself out of it lmao, how wrong I was
*Runs into smoke filled building without respirator , finding bodies of people overcome by smoke* > *Quickly overpowered by smoke and passes out* "What happened!? "
Overpowered by GAS
@@richedobor5659 they didn't get out of the puzzle quick enough and now they suffer the GAS
@@clearlyyou5502 they failed to fold.the laundry like they do at old navy in under 10 minutes. GAS
@@clearlyyou5502 They couldn't withstand the smelly smells
If I saw Jerma recovering me from some major emergency, I would think that I’m already dead.
Does that mean you would think about Jerma985 when you die
@@yeppits no it means he guards the gates of hell
@@imBailout Oh so if I went to heaven I would see Vinny?
@@yeppits no you will see Jerma958
jerma, the gatekeeper of hell AND heaven
Jerma is an excellent EMT. He drove into a ditch and ran towards people who needed medical support. What a dedicated worker.
Jeremy is a talented medicalman
He also drove off a cliff just for a shortcut to a hospital to drop someone off.
More like medicated worker amirite?
I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Can you believe this guy? What a psycho
Funny I also met MC Ride and he did the same thing
Jerma has been banned from every star market and local market basket and was forced to retreat to las vegas.
@@TommyTom21 I can't believe STAR_ would do that to his good friend Jerma985 smh ster
Is this smut?
Imagine being barely conscious and hearing in the front of the ambulance, “why am I not driving, oh shit I’m in the wrong seat”
Imagine that you've just suffered a near lethal injury, passing out in the process, and when you regain consciousness in the ambulance you just hear the driver say "Can I skip this?" and you feel yourself fly through the air and hit the ground
If Jerma was a fireman in real life he would confuse a gas pump for a hose.
GAS
GA-GA-GA-GAS GAS GA-GAS
God, I wish Jerma was real.
"confuse"
I read Fireman as Firearm
sitting slowly bleeding out watching my EMT run for half an hour up the hill towards me, like the knight running towards the castle in the Holy Grail
6:50 I can only imagine being in that stretcher and hearing my EMT struggling with the voices in his head telling him to push me off a cliff
At that point you overcome ypur injury and break out of the restraints
0:46 Imagine you're an EMT and it's this guy's first day on the job and the first thing he says to you is "how do I get in a car"
Imagine you’re about to die on the ground and you see the imposter is sus guy.
😳
I never thought about it that way, how dreadful
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Oh to be recovered by the sus imposter guy 🥰
You’re already in hell
imagine you're a bald guy in a tank top and you see this guy stuffing his car with people who look identical to you
profiling
And i swear to GOD the guy REFUSED to look up, so when i hid in a tree he legit couldn’t find me. Those were uncertain times.
Imagine you're dying and the emergency responder is sus guy faking his tasks
hate it when that happens
Jeremy if you laugh in this video, you’re officially evil
Absolutely EVIL streamer LAUGHS at victims' injuries while trying to CRUSH them with an ambulance
@TenAte108 when the EMT is MALICIOUS!!😳
Unlike before, when he was unofficially evil.
UNOFFICIAL PSYCHO streamer GETS VERIFIED as LEGITIMATELY EVIL BY LOCAL viewer
This game is so true to life! I really appreciate that they get minor details right, like firefighters spawning additional cats into existence and cops putting people into their trunk. Thank you multidisciplined master Jeremy.
By the way: The "joke" starting at 11:14 was one of the nominations for "Worst joke taking more than 5 minutes to set up" at the JermAwards 2020 - however it was so bad, that Jerma canceled the whole category. True story.
He spelled his name in fire hose? That's what he considers a joke?
@@seniorchonkza997 yes
@@seniorchonkza997 a bit
that IT crowd bit is timeless
Jerma would actually use an email to report a fire
Didn’t jerma try fixing his stream by turning it off an on again?
@@zackwars3085 in the terms of service of OBS it actually says "Made in Britain" so thatd be a probable cause
Imagine you're a bald guy with a tanktop and a suspicious cop just profiles you
When the cop is sus
Him swerving over that cliff and flipping end over end would have been the most tragic thing to happen irl
Can you imagine being in the stretcher in an ambulance, then hearing "can I skip this" and flying past a mountain
wouldn't be a 2ndjerma upload if the original stream wasn't over a year old :)
I read this as Jerma Nine Eleven and now I don’t know what to expect
Fourteenth comment to mention the title
@@LifeWKai fourteenth comment to mention people mentioning the title
@@termsypoo First comment to ratio me
"I don't even wanna do it, but the possibility exists, so I must."
*Writes own name with extending firehose as house burns down*
Bald guy with a tank top for Jerma Rumble. It's basically a new generation of Byeahs.
13:35 "If I have sound available I can hear better"
-The sus guy
Almost puked my coffee
"He has a pulse, he's good." - Jerma, M.D.
Thank you for that IT Crowd intro
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
@@BudBonkerson What's wenger thinking sending walcott on that early...
@@shh532 See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!
@@mash3732 My beloved west ham!
Should've used the German version czcams.com/video/gBaFsJQOXww/video.html
The minimap actually reminds me of the GTA minimap. You know, this is just what happens in the aftermath of any event in GTA
Not surprising, the entire game seems to be based on the mod LSPDFR for GTA V. Look up gameplay of it and then come back to this. Pretty crazy.
This isn't a stream clip, this is just a main channel video from 6 years ago that he forgot to upload
LOVE TO SEE SUPER DAZZA EDITING HELL YEAH
@@SuperDazza Pog
Crazy streamer disguises himself as emergency services and finishes off his “patients.”
This is the perfect game for Jeremiah Green Jr.
Thanks agent 47
Jerma “Did I tell you about the time I ate a whole sleeve of Oreo’s and threw up in my mother’s bed” 911
Ninth comment to mention the title
@@LifeWKai not nearly enough
@@Z3r0Sk83r Ninth (at the time)
I hear he did that recently as well
Deranged streamer pretends to be policeman, travels across several alternate dimensions to arrest multiple copies of one tank-top-wearing bald man.
INSANE Streamer HATES against Bald People; kidnaps three.
awwww, people shouldn't hate themselves :(
Imagine if every comment on this video was structured exactly the same way
Imagine your fire fighter busting into a building fire and saying "Wooo, up in smoke!"
I would love a world where every source of assistance was just Jerma
This guy resuscitated me after a heart attack and then started singing chug jug.
Jerma will come to your rescue in 3-5 business days
I can't believe Jerma admitted to 9/11 in the title
Jerma1984
7:24 Jerma: i think she’s okay!
also jerma: immediately pushes unconscious woman into deep water
fireman taking a shower with the hose as all his clothes and skin are torn off by sheer water pressure
I usually have a full Jerma stream running while I'm working on something else and suddenly hearing him shout EDDIE! as though I have done something wrong was quite a schizophrenic experience.
22:29 'Reports of erratic driving in the area'
I wonder who that could be
I love the real reaction screams like at 2:43
ah yes, car-trunk carson, our best officer in the force. take this perp away.
bald guy with tank top for jerma rumble 2022
2:43 I dont think Ive EVER laughed so hard at a video game
7:30
Famous internet funnyman EXPOSED for his rampant AQUAPHOBIA LIVE on camera (water community outraged)
Psychopath names his videos after horrific events, surprisingly not the most INSANE thing he’s done this month
Eighth comment to mention the title
@@LifeWKai yea
911
is an
inside
phone numb
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@@caramelldansen2204 its a joke you goomba
@@Minersteev they know they were playing along
Imagine being in the back of an ambulance in severe pain and on the brink of passing out and the paramedic jumps in the passenger seat and starts yelling "GO, MOVE, COME ON! WHY CAN'T I MOVE THE CAR?!"
"If I have sound available, I can hear better." -Jerma985
This is the service you get when you can't afford to pay the hospital bills and they know it
"My Catboy EMT can't ZERK it this much!
The animation"
Jerma is the only First Responder I trust with my life.
5:53
You're already dead
crashing the ambulance walking all the way up a mountain to assist a patient to then forget the defib, having to walk all the way back. Using godlike powers to move the car so he can get then watching the stretcher fall out the back is the most jerma thing ever
i love jerma because most of the time *you’re* the one who has to deal with npc stupidty but jerma makes the *npcs* deal with his bullshit whenever he plays these kinds of games.
superhuman emergency responder, capable of pushing around large vehicles like they are nothing, who can survive a fatal car crash without a scratch, walks into a room full of smoke and dies immediately
IT Crowd cold open is very pog
Can you imagine being on the stretcher, with a broken leg and the EMT just stops to think if he should push on the river.
Jerma PLEADS with the voices in his head not to push injured guy in stretcher off a cliff into a lake, caves in a minute later.
It’s right there in the title, folks.
Jerma admits it was his fault
i haven't watched the video yet but i can already tell that jerma will run someone over
It took a whole 6 minutes, I'm disappointed in him
Imagine you get arrested for no reason and the cop puts you in the back of a car who's trunk happens to contain an exact copy of you and then said cop proceeds to chase and then run over another exact copy of you who was in handcuffs the entire time.
Imagine your paramedic doing the Jerma walk to you while you're pinched between two vehicles
Start the new rescue helicopter to rescue the rescue helicopter!
The sus guy has fallen in Lego City! It's up to you to build the ambulance and rescue him!
where were YOU on jerma911
Thirteenth comment to mention the title
@@LifeWKai i hope mine was in the top 5 at least
@@SteffyCush Quality wise, yeah it's pretty good, but if you sort by newest and scroll down you see a bunch of others pointing it out.
@@LifeWKai thanks for the feedback, it's hard to make it in an oversaturated world brother
Imagine calling an ambulance and the EMT just calls in another ambulance to do the work for him...
The number hospitalized in the corner is actually a live record of the casualties of Jerma's real life rampage
I feel like Jerma just has the friends laughing track constantly playing in his left earphone.
the firefighting segment plays like an eric andre skit
Jerma puts the emergency and emergency services.
If the game has a car, jerma WILL get it stuck. It's like he makes it his mission
Oh I thought the title was something else
Third comment to mention the title.
Jerma this guy has a broken clavicle and his vertebrae are severed! Why didn’t you shut the ambulance doors?
jerma _becomes_ the fireman
Jerma is really the Joker of Twitch
Babe wake up new jerma post
Imagine you're on a stretcher only to look up and see the funny sus guy looking back at you with that smile
so these were those better looking drivers they talked about in the commercial
One of the comments said IT crowd but idk any more about it
as if i wasnt absolutely enthralled by jerma content before, he opens a video with an IT crowd bit. i fall more in love with his content every day
13:27 it took me a solid 3 seconds to understand that god tier joke
It's gotta be the most Jerma thing ever when something drastic happens in a game, and it's quiet for a second, before you hear Jeremy's quiet laughter 😁
Your GTA 5 free trial has come to a close, exiting to desktop
For a sold minute and a half I thought this was gta 5.
Imagine being pulled over and instead of asking for license and registration the cop starts laughing like an absolute PSYCHO
The version of Jojo where Jerma runs over Kira while wheeze laughing.
"YOU- - YOU ROTTEN PIECES OF SHIT!"
"UGGGHHH MISTER GREEN"
Imagine you’re dying and you see the fireman trying to spell his name with the hose outside
This felt like one of the classics.
jerma mentioning his family’s easter string made me so happy, my family does the exact same thing for birthdays
"Hello this is Jerma566, we have a guy unconsicous on the ground he needs an ambulance."
-Jerma566, ambulance driver
*Someone's lively hood burning away in a blazing inferno, people trapped inside dying from smoke inhalation and possibly the fire*
*Only firefighter responding* I wonder if I can spell my name with the hose. Here's the J..