THE CONTRACEPTION SONG
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2022
- Contraception,
(Stops) impregnation,
Condoms are barriers of rubber or plastic,
For both males and females condoms work fantastic!
Ejaculate,
Is caught by it,
Within the tip,
The sperm now sit!
So it efficiently,
Stops pregnancy!
Next up are the intrauterine devices or IUDs!
These come in copper as well as hormonal varieties!
These T-shaped devices,
Go in the uterus,
Placed inside of the uterus,
Next, diaphragms are small,
Shallow discs y’all!
They cover the cervix, okay?
And act as barriers to keep sperm at bay!
Then there’s the pill, swallowed at will,
Don’t ovulate, no baby great!
The pill mimics hormones so,
Ovulation does not occur, yo!
And it makes the uterus,
Harsher for sperm due to thick mucus! YES!!!
Next vaginal rings, hey!
Inside the vagina we stay!
From there we release hormones, yay!
So ovulation? Not today!
Next, fertility awareness,
With care and caution, has success!
But travel, stress,
Or an illness,
Can stop success,
And cause a mess!
Next, a lasting solution!
Permanent contraception!
Rest at ease, some surgeries,
Exist like these! They are near guarantees!
Tubal ligation or getting your tubes tied,
Is for women, once they decide,
They never want to have children!
But what about options for men?
Well, the male surgical equivalent is a vasectomy,
Once the vas deferens is cut, sperm cannot join the semen, see?
Contraception!
(Stops) Impregnation!
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Music from Beethoven Symphony #5
Mucus VFX asset from Videocopilot
As a woman, I know birth control like the back of my mind. I have used the pill, the birth control patch, and now, I'm using the Nexplanon implant on my arm.
Absolutely perfect XD And again, thank you so much for the karaoke lyrics, it's much easier this way
Thank you! ^_^
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I was not ready for a masterclass like that
Brilliant!
Thank you for this video.
Bucharest, Roumanie
can you make songs about microbiology ?
Pls make video regarding fertility. Thank you
Woahhh it is just amazing.
You got it 😊
Wow
I would rather have Birth Control than unplanned pregnancies.
i enjoyed this way more than i thought i would
Spotify?
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Yes tubal ligation
Epic 😂😂
bruh I realized banana and oranges
Hahaha ... Noice!!
What About the shot?
The pill doesn't protect you from STI. Also in my opinion, for most people I disbelieve, that they are truly capable to make a decision on permanent contraception, that they won't regret in 20-30 years. The video is entertaining.
These are important points to consider! :)
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I need @Mama Doctor Jones to react to this ASAP😂
Hope so! :-)
can you say the lyrics little bit slower
1:02 Butterflies!
Vasectomy, VASECTOMY!
very biased stats, btw. some natural family planning methods are just as effective as the pill, if they are followed correctly, just as the pill's efficacy depends on whether the right pills are taken on the right days. many people, in fact, get pregnant on the pill, and there are huge health risks involved with it. copper T is the most effective artificial contraceptive with little risk. just like bodybuilders pumping the bodies full of extra testosterone can cause all kinds of health issues, similarly the hormonal contraceptives pump the woman full of estrogen and/or progesterone w/ many negative consequences that are pretty common from psychiatric to cardiological.
WHAT ABOUT DEPO SHOT!!!!
For all the " My body my choice" people
I don't think this is a valid argument in light of the following: take note of the failure rates. Even with perfect use, no method can 100% prevent pregnancy. And this is not taking into account rape victims, etc. Unless you decide to never have sex again, there is always that chance.
@@NeuralAcademysex is primarily for making babies
But my Eggies want to be fertilized.
That's not only cringe, but also absolutely immoral and ungodly. Pray for these people. ✝️☦