THE CONTRACEPTION SONG

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  • čas přidán 14. 03. 2022
  • Contraception,
    (Stops) impregnation,
    Condoms are barriers of rubber or plastic,
    For both males and females condoms work fantastic!
    Ejaculate,
    Is caught by it,
    Within the tip,
    The sperm now sit!
    So it efficiently,
    Stops pregnancy!
    Next up are the intrauterine devices or IUDs!
    These come in copper as well as hormonal varieties!
    These T-shaped devices,
    Go in the uterus,
    Placed inside of the uterus,
    Next, diaphragms are small,
    Shallow discs y’all!
    They cover the cervix, okay?
    And act as barriers to keep sperm at bay!
    Then there’s the pill, swallowed at will,
    Don’t ovulate, no baby great!
    The pill mimics hormones so,
    Ovulation does not occur, yo!
    And it makes the uterus,
    Harsher for sperm due to thick mucus! YES!!!
    Next vaginal rings, hey!
    Inside the vagina we stay!
    From there we release hormones, yay!
    So ovulation? Not today!
    Next, fertility awareness,
    With care and caution, has success!
    But travel, stress,
    Or an illness,
    Can stop success,
    And cause a mess!
    Next, a lasting solution!
    Permanent contraception!
    Rest at ease, some surgeries,
    Exist like these! They are near guarantees!
    Tubal ligation or getting your tubes tied,
    Is for women, once they decide,
    They never want to have children!
    But what about options for men?
    Well, the male surgical equivalent is a vasectomy,
    Once the vas deferens is cut, sperm cannot join the semen, see?
    Contraception!
    (Stops) Impregnation!
    Visuals, Lyrics, Audio copyright of Neural Academy
    Music from Beethoven Symphony #5
    Mucus VFX asset from Videocopilot

Komentáře • 40

  • @dakz9296
    @dakz9296 Před 2 lety +7

    As a woman, I know birth control like the back of my mind. I have used the pill, the birth control patch, and now, I'm using the Nexplanon implant on my arm.

  • @myrah687
    @myrah687 Před 2 lety +12

    Absolutely perfect XD And again, thank you so much for the karaoke lyrics, it's much easier this way

  • @NeuralAcademy
    @NeuralAcademy  Před 2 lety +1

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  • @user-it4rr1vy6h
    @user-it4rr1vy6h Před 2 lety +7

    Now this is a worthy content..fun+education... my sis follows ur videos and subscribed this channel from all of our family members yt channel ..
    This channel truly deserves more subscribers.. you are going good.

  • @Lasourisbelge
    @Lasourisbelge Před 2 lety +16

    I was not ready for a masterclass like that

  • @1234j
    @1234j Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant!

  • @gnedelcu7
    @gnedelcu7 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for this video.
    Bucharest, Roumanie

  • @benanalhamed6903
    @benanalhamed6903 Před 2 lety

    can you make songs about microbiology ?

  • @sheenalyncao3155
    @sheenalyncao3155 Před rokem

    Pls make video regarding fertility. Thank you

  • @roshnitamang2831
    @roshnitamang2831 Před 2 lety

    Woahhh it is just amazing.

  • @CookieMonster-hl9eg
    @CookieMonster-hl9eg Před rokem

    You got it 😊

  • @Petrolbrained
    @Petrolbrained Před 2 lety +2

    Wow

  • @meloneyashworth8
    @meloneyashworth8 Před rokem

    I would rather have Birth Control than unplanned pregnancies.

  • @pancakey44
    @pancakey44 Před 2 lety +3

    i enjoyed this way more than i thought i would

  • @uSkizzik
    @uSkizzik Před rokem

    Spotify?

  • @luigi8178
    @luigi8178 Před 2 lety +2

    👌👏👏👏

  • @youtubecartoon1391
    @youtubecartoon1391 Před rokem +1

    YOU GOT 486K SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!

  • @waheh2965
    @waheh2965 Před rokem

    Yes tubal ligation

  • @playstorestunninggames2350

    Epic 😂😂

  • @MoroccoBallAnimations

    bruh I realized banana and oranges

  • @ishaani_410
    @ishaani_410 Před 2 lety

    Hahaha ... Noice!!

  • @paigeremley2522
    @paigeremley2522 Před rokem

    What About the shot?

  • @michaelprivalov2726
    @michaelprivalov2726 Před 2 lety +1

    The pill doesn't protect you from STI. Also in my opinion, for most people I disbelieve, that they are truly capable to make a decision on permanent contraception, that they won't regret in 20-30 years. The video is entertaining.

  • @itsyourRk11
    @itsyourRk11 Před 2 lety +1

    🤗

  • @mckennapaigekelley7231
    @mckennapaigekelley7231 Před rokem +1

    I need @Mama Doctor Jones to react to this ASAP😂

  • @porchiashok6658
    @porchiashok6658 Před 2 lety

    can you say the lyrics little bit slower

  • @tseringtsomo6185
    @tseringtsomo6185 Před 2 lety

    1:02 Butterflies!

  • @tm4609
    @tm4609 Před rokem

    Vasectomy, VASECTOMY!

  • @scientiaexpandinghorizons

    very biased stats, btw. some natural family planning methods are just as effective as the pill, if they are followed correctly, just as the pill's efficacy depends on whether the right pills are taken on the right days. many people, in fact, get pregnant on the pill, and there are huge health risks involved with it. copper T is the most effective artificial contraceptive with little risk. just like bodybuilders pumping the bodies full of extra testosterone can cause all kinds of health issues, similarly the hormonal contraceptives pump the woman full of estrogen and/or progesterone w/ many negative consequences that are pretty common from psychiatric to cardiological.

  • @emilysue5508
    @emilysue5508 Před rokem

    WHAT ABOUT DEPO SHOT!!!!

  • @joegar3174
    @joegar3174 Před 2 lety

    For all the " My body my choice" people

    • @NeuralAcademy
      @NeuralAcademy  Před 2 lety +5

      I don't think this is a valid argument in light of the following: take note of the failure rates. Even with perfect use, no method can 100% prevent pregnancy. And this is not taking into account rape victims, etc. Unless you decide to never have sex again, there is always that chance.

    • @cardboardcapeii4286
      @cardboardcapeii4286 Před 7 měsíci

      @@NeuralAcademysex is primarily for making babies

  • @savannahhasson4582
    @savannahhasson4582 Před 2 lety +1

    But my Eggies want to be fertilized.

  • @shumimaritza1912
    @shumimaritza1912 Před rokem +1

    That's not only cringe, but also absolutely immoral and ungodly. Pray for these people. ✝️☦