Tickle Me Elmo DESTRUCTION!!!

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
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  • @meejiry9242
    @meejiry9242 Před 5 lety +2897

    Imagine just driving around, looking for a nice neighborhood to live in, then you see a grown man beating up a tickle-me-Elmo

  • @michaelm8852
    @michaelm8852 Před 5 lety +1211

    12:40
    "Did it die?"
    *Elmo silently rises.*
    "You tickled Elmo!"

    • @peterparker5249
      @peterparker5249 Před 4 lety +86

      Even times where death is close he still tries to laugh the pain out

    • @CounterBalance567
      @CounterBalance567 Před 4 lety +50

      what you wrote is actually a little bit scary...
      Imagine how you almost killed someone, and that person gets up like a ghost and says “hahahaha. you tickled me. now it’s my turn to tickle you back, little human. hehehehe....”

    • @wertsy
      @wertsy Před 4 lety +12

      Do you no da wae My bro O-O T-T

    • @heckmouf1871
      @heckmouf1871 Před 4 lety +8

      What if you grab him by the neck before he starts moving

    • @mortonic2019
      @mortonic2019 Před 4 lety +18

      elmos limbs elongate elmo is now 15 feet tall "ITS TICKLE TIME" elmo says. everyone screams in terror as elmo destroys everything in his path to his prey

  • @capefeartrainsandsirens
    @capefeartrainsandsirens Před 5 lety +450

    *Titanic: Females Cry*
    *Marley And Me: Males Cry*
    *Come home Gary: Legends Cry*
    *Tickle Me Elmo DESTRUCTION: PBS Kids Cry*

    • @2kcahhdonut170
      @2kcahhdonut170 Před 5 lety +4

      Lol rip the dog from Marly and me (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

    • @boyfriend279
      @boyfriend279 Před 5 lety +2

      true story

    • @michaelholtz7062
      @michaelholtz7062 Před 5 lety +2

      @@2kcahhdonut170 NOOO ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

    • @ElliotR1
      @ElliotR1 Před 5 lety +3

      Railroader 76 I cried at come home Gary o.O

    • @BrimmySP
      @BrimmySP Před 5 lety +1

      Dash dot dot 2013 dee and del cry

  • @anthonyortiz6189
    @anthonyortiz6189 Před 2 lety +224

    6:25 had me dying lmaoo

  • @dajura8198
    @dajura8198 Před 4 lety +462

    Alternative title: Elmo has a mental breakdown while being abused

  • @crusader2718
    @crusader2718 Před 5 lety +251

    6:22 listen closely. Elmo says “I’m gonna die!” :l

  • @pastelprincess8773
    @pastelprincess8773 Před 5 lety +194

    "IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING YOU!!!"
    Elmo: *laughs harder*

  • @onyx5604
    @onyx5604 Před 2 lety +85

    10:19 Jaxen tourtered elmo so bad he's giving himself brain damage 😂

  • @FWnanzz
    @FWnanzz Před 4 lety +475

    11:17 seriously no one is gonna talk about that amazing dodge

  • @ihaveeyes8768
    @ihaveeyes8768 Před 4 lety +238

    3:54 sounds like elimo said "I'm having a bad sh** today!" Me:WHY DO I HEAR THAT

  • @Karmeon1982
    @Karmeon1982 Před 4 lety +204

    Elmo: falls off building
    Also Elmo: Tis but a scratch

  • @dxsROb
    @dxsROb Před rokem +35

    "I don't want him to fall off yet"
    Probably the most mercy jaxen has shown to an elmo

  • @InbetweenEntertainment
    @InbetweenEntertainment Před 4 lety +180

    2:50 *elmo suffers concussion and permanent brain damage*

  • @aldok3497
    @aldok3497 Před 5 lety +134

    6:02 “Oh that tickles!” Falls off I’m dead 😂

  • @omnilox3869
    @omnilox3869 Před 4 lety +214

    Kid: I had an tickle elmo
    Bully: What did you do with it TICKLE IT?
    Kid: No i hit it with an hammer over and over again.

  • @Railfanner121
    @Railfanner121 Před 2 lety +108

    11:17 Did anyone else see that Elmo dodged the hammer like a boss?

  • @microfox7
    @microfox7 Před 5 lety +248

    At 3:56 it sounds like Elmo said, “Guess I’ll die!” Then he rolled back 🤣

  • @archwhynot
    @archwhynot Před 4 lety +362

    6:57
    Elmo’s body fills with passion and patriotism and he takes one final salute to his nazi comrades before he is brutally murdered.

  • @snackrssnackrs1139
    @snackrssnackrs1139 Před 5 lety +294

    11:17 is no one seriously gonna point out that epic dodge

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede Před 2 lety +29

    7:44
    Lady:What’s that?
    Jaxen: YoU dOn’T kNoW wHaT tHiS iS?

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 Před 3 lety +265

    9:46
    "Hahaha let elmo die" **yeets self off roof** "hahahhaha"

    • @hectormgarduzardz
      @hectormgarduzardz Před 3 lety +7

      I can't stop laughing

    • @k1s_sun
      @k1s_sun Před 3 lety +1

      HAHAHAHA,YES,GUESS WHO'LL DIE

    • @ozziejuarez9422
      @ozziejuarez9422 Před 3 lety +13

      Elmo saw that coming, so he ducked (What a badass) 11:17

    • @momstealer1123
      @momstealer1123 Před 3 lety +3

      @Darcy Phillips it sounds like he said guess I'll die

    • @dsmpwolf5015
      @dsmpwolf5015 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hectormgarduzardzi can't to 😭😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilypetsche1
    @emilypetsche1 Před 5 lety +175

    12:57 To BAM and SLAM and BAM this Elmo all around! 😂🤣

    • @mrsal7165
      @mrsal7165 Před 5 lety +4

      12:57 TO BAM AND SLAM AND BAM THIS ELMO ALL AROUND [😂] [🤣]

    • @vivares765
      @vivares765 Před 5 lety +3

      12:17 70 b4m 4nd 5l4m 4nd b4m 7th15 31m0 411 4r0und [XD] [rectangle crate]

    • @billlllllllllllll
      @billlllllllllllll Před 5 lety +3

      69th like. Nice.

    • @annemoloney9283
      @annemoloney9283 Před 5 lety +2

      12:57 to bam n slam n bam this elmo around!😅😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @mrsal7165
      @mrsal7165 Před 5 lety +2

      12:12-12:57

  • @personperson2319
    @personperson2319 Před 6 lety +114

    Every time Elmo says "that tickle die" he tries to commit suicide by falling or jumping off the house and furniture.

    • @ThatGuySleepyMiles
      @ThatGuySleepyMiles Před 6 lety +2

      Take a shot every time

    • @sjc0889
      @sjc0889 Před 6 lety +2

      person person 2319 do you mean*I am going to Kermit suicide*

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67
    @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67 Před 2 lety +33

    1:50 The Creepiest Moment of Tickle Me Elmo

  • @brittneyokami3391
    @brittneyokami3391 Před 5 lety +308

    6:27 , sounded like Elmo was laughing and then saying "yay I'll die." that made me lmao.
    Edit: omg thanks for all the likes, this has never happened to me before. Yay. Okie I go now. Have a wanderfull day.

  • @kat-tf7ed
    @kat-tf7ed Před 5 lety +378

    Jaxen: *Hits Elmo with a hammer*
    Elmo: *hAhAhAhA yOu TiCkLeD eLmO*
    *guys, I think Elmo is high.*

  • @ducklingrex3796
    @ducklingrex3796 Před 4 lety +356

    2:23 "I'm having a great pee" said Elmo.

  • @RobotsSharkTaleAndNIMH2Fan2005

    10:33 this got my laughing hard

    • @Peasnap
      @Peasnap Před rokem +6

      "SHIIII-" -Elmo before he fell on a car and died once he hit the ground

  • @galaxycakee
    @galaxycakee Před 5 lety +324

    9:17 Elmo no- stop enjoying urself in front of the camera. Kids are watching.

  • @imakescammersonyoutubesham7919

    6:26
    Elmo: Guess I'll die! **Falls**

  • @Gold_74
    @Gold_74 Před 5 lety +734

    10:31 It sounds like he's saying "Ahh I'm falling! F**k youuuu!"

    • @gdskulll4875
      @gdskulll4875 Před 5 lety +58

      He’s beating his meat while falling

    • @imremu
      @imremu Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah

    • @imremu
      @imremu Před 5 lety +8

      @@puz also that

    • @kathyfsdrer.wpeber3082
      @kathyfsdrer.wpeber3082 Před 5 lety +9

      That made me laugh so hard In this vid made me laugh to death XD

    • @POElingo
      @POElingo Před 5 lety +7

      🎵He falling. Tell me when he’s falling. Life’s calling, but it’s hard because he’s falling.🎵

  • @Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan

    6:26
    This is the most suicidal Elmo toy I've ever seen

  • @realdeadlyyarns7302
    @realdeadlyyarns7302 Před 4 lety +86

    10:31 he’s saying “Ahh I’m falling F**k You!”
    8:06 he’s saying “let Elmo die.”
    6:24 he’s saying *”i m g o n n a d I e”*

  • @bowlofsoup432
    @bowlofsoup432 Před 5 lety +468

    8:06 it sounds like he’s saying
    “ l e t e l m o d I e “

  • @k9cay467
    @k9cay467 Před 5 lety +191

    10:19 Elmo keeps banging his head on the edge 🤣

    • @yanik8286
      @yanik8286 Před 5 lety +17

      Dude this whole video is the funniest shit ever

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna Před 4 lety +8

      Yanik
      YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE HOKEY POKEY AND THE BIG HUGS ONES YET

    • @theplatinumfilibuster
      @theplatinumfilibuster Před 4 lety +6

      Woodpecker confirmed

    • @SlendyK
      @SlendyK Před 4 lety +5

      Lol. He is! 😂

    • @imansaputra4322
      @imansaputra4322 Před 4 lety +5

      This happens when teenagers gets depressed

  • @SK-uu3km
    @SK-uu3km Před rokem +4

    This video is so funny because elmo was laughing at every most painful yet funniest moments in this whole video no matter how much he suffered the consequences of laughing so hard with a single thing he got touched with lol 🤣🤚🤚

  • @creeperawman.9399
    @creeperawman.9399 Před 5 lety +361

    "Ok, shut up, I'll do you again."
    That sounds wrong with my dirty mind

    • @wetzelkenneth
      @wetzelkenneth Před 5 lety +9

      ooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhh

    • @name-tk9qu
      @name-tk9qu Před 5 lety +13

      I like touching my self
      I have bchcddb

    • @creeperawman.9399
      @creeperawman.9399 Před 5 lety +8

      @@name-tk9qu
      What's bchcddb?

    • @name-tk9qu
      @name-tk9qu Před 5 lety +6

      @@creeperawman.9399 its LIGMA ninjas LIGMA

    • @remiiniscent
      @remiiniscent Před 5 lety +21

      "after i clean you up"
      "i'll wait till he gets to the climax"

  • @slobasaur
    @slobasaur Před 4 lety +443

    7:02 sounds like Elmo is screaming “GET AWAY FROM ME”

  • @correct-biscuit0105
    @correct-biscuit0105 Před 4 lety +735

    Childhood fact about me: I had one of these when I was 2 and I would laugh my ass off... And my parents were laughing too. I thought they were laughing cause I was laughing but... The reason why they were laughing was because the dog was humping it... 😂

    • @kyoten19
      @kyoten19 Před 3 lety +54

      Oh- 😐😂😂

    • @AR53N1CCCC
      @AR53N1CCCC Před 3 lety +35

      I realate to this on a spiritual level

    • @EVILNESSISGOOD
      @EVILNESSISGOOD Před 3 lety +76

      The dog was really tickiling elmo

    • @W0lfi3y4b01
      @W0lfi3y4b01 Před 3 lety +11

      My brother owns one of these and it creeps me out

    • @ChancezAre
      @ChancezAre Před 3 lety +10

      Let's just say they had a great time

  • @TinikTV2575
    @TinikTV2575 Před 3 lety +42

    Died of laughter when after hitting glass jar he's still working
    Also funny:
    4:43 - 4:53
    6:21 - 6:28
    10:30 - 10:40

  • @shaveckaohehir2894
    @shaveckaohehir2894 Před 4 lety +67

    Jaxen: **Goes outside**
    Me: **Sees Jaxen beatin elmo**
    Elmo: **Oh YoU tIcKeLed ElMo**
    Me: **What a lovely day!**

  • @SCrafter1234
    @SCrafter1234 Před 5 lety +175

    *falls off "cliff" and screams in pain* AGAIN AGAIN!

  • @BBQluest069
    @BBQluest069 Před 4 lety +320

    6:00 it actually sounds like he said, "I lIkE nIpPlEs!"

  • @RafaelSaidojan
    @RafaelSaidojan Před rokem +4

    12:57 Elmo: *Laughing* Jaxen: TO BAM, AND SLAM, AND BAM THIS ELMO ALL AROUND *Laughs* Oh God it's Classic

  • @foxypetrovic7313
    @foxypetrovic7313 Před 5 lety +280

    6:21 Elmo realy wanted to die because Elmo said "im gunna die HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHAHAH!"

  • @michaelwalther730
    @michaelwalther730 Před 6 lety +48

    Why the hell do i find this so god damn funny?

  • @lilac.0464
    @lilac.0464 Před 5 lety +47

    Elmo: AGAIN AGAIN!!
    Jaxen: I will do you again...
    Me: *_woAHH THERE BUDDY!_*

  • @TalkingFlannel
    @TalkingFlannel Před 2 lety +1

    “I feel like it’s God laughing at me.”
    *Psychotic laughter ensues *
    This Elmo is a weapon of mass destruction, and he’s suicidal, like a kamikaze, bringing down as many damned souls with him as possible
    Imagine walking home with your groceries, and a laughing/ crying Elmo dive Bo,bs you from the roof

  • @tristoons3503
    @tristoons3503 Před 4 lety +145

    8:54 it sounds like he’s screaming for his life

  • @ordinaryperson5413
    @ordinaryperson5413 Před 4 lety +423

    Any child toy: exists
    Jaxen: *Your free trial of living has ended*
    Edit: I’m a little bit late here, but I think I just started a grammar nazi war. Lol.

    • @vinsan4094
      @vinsan4094 Před 4 lety +3

      Kenneth Amyotte YOU ARE FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED? grammar dummy is the only thing you could ever use

    • @blankmcblankpart6972
      @blankmcblankpart6972 Před 4 lety +4

      *-Didn't know you where a grammar Nazi-*

    • @vinsan4094
      @vinsan4094 Před 4 lety +1

      Kendall Bell Okay.

    • @vinsan4094
      @vinsan4094 Před 4 lety +2

      Kendall Bell It’s “Didn’t know you were a grammar Nazi!” But, I’m fine with that as well.

    • @forestthefox1758
      @forestthefox1758 Před 4 lety +3

      VincentSantellanoYT Boi bruh

  • @megaman8289
    @megaman8289 Před 6 lety +2544

    *looks outside*
    *sees kid beaten elmo*
    What a lovely day isn’t it?

  • @Vlogsqwad
    @Vlogsqwad Před rokem +2

    4:07 give elmo a break please 😂

  • @pearluniverse7960
    @pearluniverse7960 Před 5 lety +60

    4:50
    "911, I need your help; my Elmo's stuck on the roof, and I can't get him down."

    • @JSTKCF3994
      @JSTKCF3994 Před 4 lety

      You killed eeeeeellllllllmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo RIP elmo 0001-3000

    • @JSTKCF3994
      @JSTKCF3994 Před 4 lety

      THAT CRACKS ME UP AT THE FALLING PART

    • @nickallen4318
      @nickallen4318 Před 4 lety

      @@JSTKCF3994 m.czcams.com/video/3tRD3dmMa8g/video.html

    • @vincentsichula9996
      @vincentsichula9996 Před 4 lety

      Me :😰🤭my mom what is that! Me : nothing!🤭😑

  • @evanplayzytchannel5429
    @evanplayzytchannel5429 Před 4 lety +165

    6:26 Elmo says: “dIiIiEe”

  • @justachip_theOG
    @justachip_theOG Před 3 lety +374

    His neighbors must be like:
    “Honey, our neighbor is killing another Elmo!”

  • @marvin25-83
    @marvin25-83 Před měsícem

    Jaxen: And yeah let's give him some crap.
    Also Jaxen: Give him crap I'm sorry.

  • @latrellsutton9814
    @latrellsutton9814 Před 4 lety +78

    6:55 it’s like he taunting him and then when he gets wacked he roles over in agonizing pain lol

  • @yeikisux
    @yeikisux Před 5 lety +106

    Elmo:Time of death:518,January 31 2018.
    Cause Of Death:Was tickled off the top of a house.
    Grave Statement:I got what I wanted

    • @redtail4874
      @redtail4874 Před 5 lety +3

      XD NIGGA

    • @klb9524
      @klb9524 Před 5 lety +2

      Thanks for the info I will contact the toy store and find out what monster did this.

    • @yeikisux
      @yeikisux Před 5 lety +1

      @Ryan and lil Kaiden Vlogs ik thats wut i meant to put

    • @yeikisux
      @yeikisux Před 5 lety +1

      Ms.KLB I believe the suspect is a man in an unknown state named Jaxen.

    • @klb9524
      @klb9524 Před 5 lety +1

      Do we have any eye witnesses

  • @brendancoons1522
    @brendancoons1522 Před 4 lety +475

    This guy is literally Sid from toys story😂

  • @madisongordon1850
    @madisongordon1850 Před rokem +6

    It almost sounds like Elmo is high on Marijuana with the insane laughter and flopping around like a fish as well. XD

  • @MistaBombasticG
    @MistaBombasticG Před 5 lety +150

    6:26
    Elmo: YAY ILL DIE
    Me: about time too...

  • @Aight__4
    @Aight__4 Před 5 lety +41

    elmo be hurting himself
    LMAO WHEN HE THREW HIS HEAD BACK AND BANGED IT ON THE JAR LMAOOO

  • @Pobeehpo
    @Pobeehpo Před 4 lety +166

    7:02
    Elmo: GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME OH MY GOD-
    *bam*

  • @theralfnafgoi
    @theralfnafgoi Před 2 lety +4

    *laughs maniacally while slamming head into concrete* “HAhAHA-“

  • @Freedom_Offiziell
    @Freedom_Offiziell Před 5 lety +172

    When he's moving his arm it looks like he makes the Hitler greet😂

  • @2kcahhdonut170
    @2kcahhdonut170 Před 5 lety +454

    6:00
    *I GOT NIPPLES!*
    Me: good to know, I have some too
    -world dies-
    *Rip Earth*
    From 0-2019

    • @masterfish4343
      @masterfish4343 Před 5 lety +7

      Isnt it like 10000 bc

    • @jdnnle6
      @jdnnle6 Před 5 lety +10

      @@masterfish4343 Well, Earth is like 4.5 billion years old. I'd know.

    • @toppelttfm2271
      @toppelttfm2271 Před 5 lety +3

      No earth is 2,019 years old because it's 2019 am I right nor not

    • @2kcahhdonut170
      @2kcahhdonut170 Před 5 lety

      What the freak type comments these is

    • @masterfish4343
      @masterfish4343 Před 5 lety +2

      Toppelt TFM ever heard of BC?

  • @luxius80
    @luxius80 Před 6 lety +216

    11:17 He is alive. He literally dodged the Bam Slam Gadget.

  • @franaugust6294
    @franaugust6294 Před 3 měsíci +1

    lmagine just driving around looking for a nice neighborhood to
    live then you see a grown man beating up a tickle-me-Elmo

  • @thisispkmadness
    @thisispkmadness Před 3 lety +69

    Elmo: *gets stabbed in the belly*
    Also elmo: "ahahahahahahaha" "that tickles"

  • @SantaTrikeArt
    @SantaTrikeArt Před 4 lety +76

    10:32 it clearly screams "HEEEELP MEE".
    Yep, it's hell in plushie.

    • @XCallisto420
      @XCallisto420 Před 4 lety +14

      No he said:"OH FUU- *gets head smashed on roof* SHIII- *smashes head on car and ground* lol

    • @XCallisto420
      @XCallisto420 Před 4 lety

      @Alvaro Sanchez everyone steals comments it just doesn't f**king matter

    • @zinc_oxford
      @zinc_oxford Před 3 lety +1

      @@XCallisto420
      Ikr

    • @kellangearytv1720
      @kellangearytv1720 Před rokem

      @@XCallisto420 Oh, f*ck! *(SCREAMING HIS TUSHY OFF)*

    • @Simon_4737
      @Simon_4737 Před 9 měsíci

      Says EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @ashleyc7472
    @ashleyc7472 Před 3 lety +366

    11:17 Elmo dodged an attack while laughing to death what a skill

    • @happyszzzzs2173
      @happyszzzzs2173 Před 3 lety +100

      6:42 too

    • @unphazr2101
      @unphazr2101 Před 3 lety +31

      That is the smoothest dodge I have ever seen in my life 🤤

    • @TinSkyAvailable807
      @TinSkyAvailable807 Před 3 lety +11

      Elmo was being controlled by a player just thar player was pretty bad at the game but the player made elmo dodge twice so I guess that’s good

    • @TinSkyAvailable807
      @TinSkyAvailable807 Před 3 lety +6

      Ether that or Elmo was in the Matrix but lost most of his memories of being in the Matrix

    • @TinSkyAvailable807
      @TinSkyAvailable807 Před 3 lety +11

      @@happyszzzzs2173 at 6:42 slow it down to 0.25 and it will sound like Elmo said a sandstorm

  • @belairbear113
    @belairbear113 Před 2 lety +4

    Just me and my brother dying laughter?? 😂😂😂😂

  • @kdo_ma
    @kdo_ma Před 4 lety +85

    1:09
    an insane man escaped from an insane asylum. (1956, colorised.)

    • @truleek
      @truleek Před 3 lety +6

      What you watching there elmo

    • @jacobpadilla2389
      @jacobpadilla2389 Před 3 lety +2

      @@truleek Request: Lawnmowing and Smashing Leapfrog Read and Sing Little Leap and Learning Baby Tad

    • @janetnunez3911
      @janetnunez3911 Před 10 měsíci +1

      1:12 "i got NI- :D"

  • @kandafoe5687
    @kandafoe5687 Před 4 lety +294

    2:09
    Elmo: *laughs*
    Jaxson: I feel it’s like god laughing at me…
    Elmo: DIE!!😂

  • @headshotwithfriendspubgmob1303

    Elmo: do it again
    Him: I will do YOU again
    Me: LAW AND ORDER 🤐🤐🤐🤐

  • @trendonwarren9592
    @trendonwarren9592 Před rokem +1

    I love ur vids so much. My favorite ones will always be the Word Whammer destruction and the Elmo destruction ones! 🤘💕🤣

  • @CelmaDraws
    @CelmaDraws Před 6 lety +193

    I don't know what's worse. The fact that tickle me Elmo exists or the fact that this poor man is being way too entertained by destroying a tickle me Elmo

    • @eviehp1581
      @eviehp1581 Před 6 lety +4

      -Celma Draws- .

    • @avamelia7410
      @avamelia7410 Před 6 lety +6

      -Celma Draws- 何 it’s sad . He has a lot of mental frustrations he needs to get out 😂

    • @errorsanssucksballs6913
      @errorsanssucksballs6913 Před 6 lety +8

      You know its very PUNNY
      Papyrus:SANS OH MY GOD STOP THE PUNS

    • @LordRevanSith
      @LordRevanSith Před 2 lety

      @@errorsanssucksballs6913 rip

    • @expheriousedits3204
      @expheriousedits3204 Před 2 lety

      @@errorsanssucksballs6913 chara: EVEN I'M GETTING SICK OF IT! SO STOP.

  • @wyvernnymph5757
    @wyvernnymph5757 Před 5 lety +195

    Elmo’s like that drunk friend you have to keep stopping from jumping off the roof

  • @timmyboi5323
    @timmyboi5323 Před 4 lety +121

    6:25 omg that fall scream cracked me so up.

  • @commandervortex2
    @commandervortex2 Před 2 lety +3

    I usually have these stuck in my brain while I sleep and while I'm in school.

  • @yeikisux
    @yeikisux Před 5 lety +31

    1:10 = Elmos Suicide Attempt
    **2 Seconds later*
    Elmo:Lets do it again!

  • @pixelcat4593
    @pixelcat4593 Před 4 lety +151

    4:57 I gonna tickle elmo with this GoooOOOoOoOooOd
    *my dirty mind: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)*

  • @Deutalios818
    @Deutalios818 Před 4 lety +44

    7:00. Sounds like Elmo’s crying from the injuries inflicted upon his red furry self

  • @wallerich57
    @wallerich57 Před 2 lety +1

    Okay it made me laugh so hard that makes me laugh even more harder then my hardest

  • @swankboi1156
    @swankboi1156 Před 4 lety +136

    5:16 reminds me of the kermit the frog meme where he throws himself off a roof #mood

    • @jacobpadilla2389
      @jacobpadilla2389 Před 3 lety +1

      @Chloe the Cat kitchen Request: Lawnmowing and Smashing Sesame Street Elmo Drum and Cookie Monster Piano

    • @iamsaw8s
      @iamsaw8s Před 3 lety +1

      He Kermitted suicide, get it?

    • @Jiv_Ing57819
      @Jiv_Ing57819 Před 3 lety +1

      If u can’t kill him at first then Plan C is to burn ,: 0

    • @Jiv_Ing57819
      @Jiv_Ing57819 Před 3 lety +1

      n Elmo will encounter destruction [:] 0

  • @ringthegemmycollector
    @ringthegemmycollector Před 4 lety +71

    10:31 Elmo: Fock Youuuuuu
    Dies I Crack Laughing

  • @beadopyt7359
    @beadopyt7359 Před 5 lety +81

    "HAHAHA HAHA you tickeld Elm-" TWACK

  • @bossbaby7783
    @bossbaby7783 Před rokem +6

    7:27 cute dogs

  • @UmbreonFlash
    @UmbreonFlash Před 5 lety +61

    The only thing Elmo wanted most was death, after being tickled for such a long time, then abandoned and trapped. Elmo tried to fulfill his purpose but he became crippled with depression. Elmo only had two happy memorise: one of them was when he was created while belonging to his equal brethren. The second was when a little girl brought him from the toy store, if Elmo could shed tears of joy he would and to be loved for all eternity.
    A year had gone by and little the girl had forgotten about Elmo while moving to MLP plastic figures, another year had gone by and Elmo was now given to a charity shop. He met many friends along the way, this brought Elmo some comfort but he still felt empty on the inside, many people come and when to the charity shop but none wanted Elmo, yet only a few gave glance over to him. Elmo had many ups and downs in his poor life, but kept a stiff-upper lip through it all, just a second before it he was too late, a happy cheerful boy got him for 50 cents.
    Now in a new home and loving child to play with him and take care of him. Elmo never felt so full of joy and bliss, he couldn't care if the world was about to end, he wanted the last few moments to be memorable, to be there for the little kid. Elmo's buttons where being pushed, falling over and over again with laughter were his games, being hugged in the boys sleep was like a dream come for him.
    One unfortunate night Elmo was stolen by a burglar, then once again Elmo was taken away from another child. This burglar wasn't poor or a manchild, this burglar was a collector and put Elmo in a box with everlasting darkness. Many years have past and Elmo started to go mad then became a satanist, darkness consume his heart and want to kill every living thing he saw. Before the last step before Elmo lost his humanity and he would destroy the world. He felt a tumble in his box being shake around all over the place and shake around and hearing a vehicle starting from the engine to the van moving on the road. And then the Van stopped, for Elmo it felt like eternity, suddenly Elmo saw a light, Elmo could smelt the fresh air and hear the birds singing.
    A giant hand grabbed Elmo by his neck. He took look at who it was and notice that it was the boy from before, the boy was a giant with also a deeper voice from before, but something felt wrong. His smile didn't look cheerful at all but climb murder in his lips. Elmo looked around his surrounds then the smell got to him, of broken toy electronics, fur and saw bits-pieces of broken toys everywhere. This wasn't a house of love, but his graveyard.
    Elmo didn't felt betrayed, nor love or happiness. He felt even stronger emotion, an emotion so powerful that Elmo couldn't give a shit but just wanted die so badly. He fall on the floor on purpose to just end his own life, but the giant kept picking him on top of walls and twice on the first floor balcony. A few more episodes of trauma to the head cause him serious brain damage, instead of saying "That tickles while laughing," he says, "I like nipples." Now Elmo couldn't even think but now the only thing he has now is a nipple fetish.
    The giant got his hammer and wanted destroy to him, not knowing that Elmo wanted it this way. The giant laugh and swinged his hammer at Elmo a few times, but that couldn't even kill him. Finally when the final blow was struck, Elmo was dead. Looking at the Camera dead in the eyes and into our souls with a twisted leg. The giant continue to mutilate his body to no end, opening his back to pieces then taking his eyes out.
    fin.

    • @animeemmalemon3811
      @animeemmalemon3811 Před 5 lety +5

      This...this puts me to tears I love this so much-

    • @pixelcat4593
      @pixelcat4593 Před 4 lety +1

      The thing is that when I got to this video I read your comment first before I watched this video so basically I'm just watching the video and thinking about this comment turns out I thought I had the worst life ever in the world but reading this comment makes me wonder about elmo and I'm just like meh I don't really care soooooooo...also I got a question how long did it take you to text this message and I LOVE YOUR COMMENT I mean do it for the likes right he really needs mental help emotional help pyiscal help... And and the help he needs because of the trauma ok bye now(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

    • @ronnieparamore2370
      @ronnieparamore2370 Před 4 lety +4

      I need a way to copy and paste this

    • @ronnieparamore2370
      @ronnieparamore2370 Před 4 lety +2

      @GardV4 can i have a copy of this?

    • @LeKittoKatto
      @LeKittoKatto Před 2 lety +1

      Beautiful

  • @MalakiRed
    @MalakiRed Před 4 lety +77

    5:59
    Elmo: I Like nippels
    Me: *What is going on*

  • @crazymangoz9583
    @crazymangoz9583 Před 5 lety +41

    *taps Elmo once*
    *elmo nearly kills himself by laughing so fphard from being tickled*

  • @chrishill9183
    @chrishill9183 Před 2 lety +1

    Elmo likes pain he keeps torturing us with laughter

  • @Hedgehogsupremacy
    @Hedgehogsupremacy Před 5 lety +69

    8:08 It sounds like he’s saying, “ I need to die!”

  • @PJ-su4mn
    @PJ-su4mn Před 5 lety +109

    The suicidal elmo is high quality entertainment for every child

  • @monokuma1798
    @monokuma1798 Před 4 lety +112

    12:34 Elmo: Hahahaha *DEAD*

  • @YeeterzYT6259
    @YeeterzYT6259 Před 7 měsíci

    I literally cried laughing
    The way Elmo tumbled offf lmao
    Also “you don’t need a break, you need to break” would have been epic to hear

  • @thecheshirecat911
    @thecheshirecat911 Před 5 lety +97

    *looks at Elmo*
    Elmo: Do it again! HAHAHA
    Me: hell no you psycho

  • @martinmatsudaira9048
    @martinmatsudaira9048 Před 5 lety +28

    Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k!: *Smashes with hammer*
    Elmo: HAHAHAHAHA THAT TICKLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k!: Am I a joke to you?

  • @mazniyante
    @mazniyante Před 4 lety +130

    2:25 *Im HaViNg A gReAt pEe*

  • @RomanZBoss3.0
    @RomanZBoss3.0 Před rokem +1

    Elmo: OUCH! (whines) YOU HURT ELMO! OOOOOWWWWW (cries)