PKA Discovers North Sentinel Island (Uncontacted Tribe)
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Kyle: "They hit the missionary through the eye..."
Taylor: "Nice"
Tbf, that dude was a supreme dumbass. Taylor was just relieved that he left the genetic pool.
1:05
those guys playing rust IRL
PRIMLOCKED NOOBS!!!
@@cornboy7424 Can't even get to revvy and DB
Give em a break, they just now found a metal node
Can't blame them, how can you succeed when the strongest clan on the server has over 300,000,000 players and are allied with lots of other major clans.
Honestly 😂
Kyle would bring the sword they use to kill him and woody would bring the shield they flip over to cook them hahaha
And Kyle is just in a tank... screaming.
What type of screaming? Yes.
Lol he would bring a flame thrower or dragon breath rounds and make the island non existent
hahaha.
There's suits that can handle metal arrows. I don't know if kyle would think of those but he definitely would do the tank thing
At the start: "this Maurice guy was a sicko who did inappropriate things with this tribe"
At the end: "lets dress them up as the village people"
Christ, man... Thank you for this! Best laugh I've had today!
Move to that island, call yourself Elon Tusk and try to convince them about a high speed tube filled with water to send poop away!
I think the way to do it would be to land on the island using a jetpack, and bring LSD with you, along with laser pointers, a projector, and some other stuff, and try to convince them of your divine nature.
@@scottcantdance804 nah if you're on that side of the planet, then you don't use some mild shit like LSD, you grab the bark from the root of a Mimosa Hostilis tree, grind it into a dried powder, and extract DMT molecules with some basic food-grade solvents, then you give them that with a crack pipe
Sad part is. The immune system for them is so bad. They’d all die before they’d share the story lol
@@Tysnack airdrop vaccines
@@ToastLabs they'd fucking die anyway
At 8:30 woody says "weird he got a leadership role at 5 inches" then he rolls back and inspects himself.
golden moment
Kyle is the most guilty man in Georgia
I wanna drop off a case of compound bows and grab some popcorn.
They’d use it on the next missionary.
Woody ironically astronomy is one of the few things the ancients understood decently well
Of all the topics Woody could pick to brag about, he would pick one of the most common pursuits of ancient cultures; Astronomy.
We should fly a Jumbo-Tron Blimp over the island that plays footage of a regular Neighborhood in the U.S.A, the camera goes into the house where it shows someone getting food out of a fridge, turning the lights on and off, a shower and sink, then it goes back outside to the car where it shows POV shots of being driven to a Restaraunt where you order and get food in a minute, then POV of driving to a grocery store. At the end the camera zooms out and a huge group of people smile at the camera and say “Suck it”
It'll be like when the brotherhood of steel showed up in fo4
They would still think you arw devil people
The point to all this is?
@@maxsnow9304 To flex.
I swear this is just some obscure music video
Imagine telling them about the moon landings
Imagine telling them about the helicopter we have on Mars 216 million miles away
Imagine telling them about three middle aged men broadcasting a internet webshow talking about them 😂💯😋
Middle aged* that hurt man.
imagine telling them about Wings
@@Longspout15 wait what
We should air drop them plans for a rocket and see how far they can get
They're prim locked
@@oZixn so give them resources to go with it.
@@richardbeaudangles2559 this was a rust reference
@@oZixn you probably right about prim lock first they would have to drop a radio and translate there language first.
A strange toilet paper, but it'll doo.
Would be cool to air drop some hammers, nails, screws and screwdrivers, pulley blocks and rope etc onto the beach and then go back in 20 years and see if they have evolved on their own. Just give them a basic taste and let them figure it out.
Evolved bro? Fucked wording. They ain't less than us in any way
@@undead222tramp Yes Evolve. Look it up in the dictionary.
@@billythekid2281 they're still people, no?
@@undead222tramp Do you know what evolve means?
@@billythekid2281 i don't think you do, they're are no less human than us just because they don't have an i phone you
Reminds me of some stories of Comanche tribes; used flint arrowheads for the longest time; then when fighting the Spanish off, they learned to start using barrel hoops to make metal arrowheads. The iron would bend when it hit people and would be super hard to get out.
If you thought a wrought iron arrowhead bends; they also used copper and brass.
A copper arrow would go all squiggly-wiggly if it hit a bone...
you could be like Murdock in the A-team in that episode where he landed on that one island and shot his Ruger mini-14 in the air and all the native people praised him like a god cause of his "thunder stick"
Woody is clearly uncomfortable with that last part lol
Took a class in college about the island. So interesting
I watched a CZcams video about this on PKA
Lmao sounds like a gigantic waste of cash.
@@tehmodestmouse6275 overall yeah, but sounds like easy credit hours. Would you rather sign up for something you find challenging? 😂
@@tehmodestmouse6275 got payed 28k to take it ;-)
@@Litcheck a scholarship isn’t the same as getting paid
Drop them a photo album of random shit from around the world. People, architecture, cars, planes, televisions, trains, etc. I bet they see planes fly overhead and think their world is ending.
It's cruel that these primitives be allowed to languish in ignorance and die from simple infections, when we could bring them into the larger modern tribe. But libs and other idiots would rather they be "left alone" and viewed as a zoo exhibit.
@@randalthor6872 your good intent will only get them sick from outside shit they are not immune to that we dont think twice about.
@@rustyshackleford1618 oh, how about vaccinations? Don’t you love those?
@@tehmodestmouse6275 destroyed with facts and logic. Honestly I say we drop criminals in there and see if they’re guilty or not
Especially now, can you imagine if someone came to their island infected with covid, they'd be wiped out.
Honestly, I think the current level of interaction is perfect for this tribe. If we leave them alone and just watch from the outside at this point, it would be a marvelous study. Their scavenging of the ship would have gave them a great boost in reverse engineering. They can take care of themselves, clearly.
Big doubt - their genetics are very tightly constrained, and they've been inbreeding for so long that they're all likely potato iq.
They can probably hold things, eat, screw, and use the bow.
And that's it. They're not learning anything, just throwing harder objects - and the modern world will let them do it because we see them as sub-human, and just use the excuse of "study" and "cultural value" because it'd be too troublesome to speed them into the modern age.
@@G-Bob4 that's because otherwise it would be a giant tourist trap and the tribe would be wiped out already. Even then, "illegal" has always been a matter of contention as to who has the bigger stick in a discussion.
when the indian govt tried to make contact their first gifts were a large aluminum cooking pot, a pig and a doll in the form of a baby that spoke when moved. they left the gifts on a small sand spit. the sentanalise went to investigate, the pig (an animal they had never seen before) started squealing so they killed it and burried it in the sand. they picked up the baby it said "mama" and they killed it and burried it with the pig. the next year when they went back the tribe had aluminum arrow heads.
the indian govt continued for a good 30 years using different methods visiting once a year on the same day with the result being the coconut giving video. in the video the men do start to get angry but the women are like "hay this bloke is giving us coconuts" they arent available on the island but must wash up every now and then. so to diffuse the situation the women called to the angriest men took them aside and quickly had sex with them.
some fun facts. its thought that they dont have the tech to make fire, so they have to catch it from lightning strikes if all the fires on the island go out because of a cyclone for example.
there are other islands in the andaman group that are inhabited by other tribes that sort of look similar but when they took some of these other islanders over to talk to the sentanalise they found the other islanders had a completly different language.
Brb gonna get me a sentinelise wife
@@stingray12323 sentinussy
@@krispinwah2784 I mean...probably looks like a starved dude.
Thats the most advanced form of conflict resolution i’ve ever seen. We could end wars with that method.
I wonder how they would react to PKA
Y'all are saying that you would give the tribe things that would benefit their society, while I'm saying we get them hooked on cigarettes and alcohol. Just once a month airdrop them some smokes and booze.
Fuck cigarettes give them backwoods and weed
Hella weed but fu k back woods
@@dill5500 ong get them some honey fusion dutches
for just pennies a day, you can give this child mid
That’s how we “pacified” the natives here in America. It’ll work out great it if we want to destroy their culture and turn them all into addicts. If we want to learn anything from them tho maybe we should keep that away from them.
I bet that island has oil. America needs to give them some freedom.
Oh my
It'd only take like a platoon of well armed men
@@indoorkite651 imagine that. Call of Duty North Sentinel Island mission
Or PubG whatever
@@ZebbMassiv remember: No Sentinelese
Kyles plan to foster peace, walk into their land with a massive weapon
The dude actually went to the island like 3 times. The 2 previous ones weren't succesfull either and he almost died, the second time he got arrow thru his bible and it should have maybe told him something. The third time the idiot tought that maybe they are scared of the fishermen and the boat so he wanted to go basically without them leaving the fishermen more behind even tho the two last times he survived by racing to the boat while being hunted. This dude was really adamant to die.
Arrow through the Bible was God's warning to stop fucking with them.
The three sea shells…. explain it Taylor 🤣
I almost choked in my food when Woody mentioned the "White guy probing"🤣
They kill newbs quicker than Woody killed Henrietta.
RIP Henrietta, she was a great chicken, until woody murdered her and shit her out in a creek
I think the difference between their knowledge of things to a wheel compared to our knowledge of things to intergalactic travel is a huge difference, a wheel is so basic and they probably would just get it if they saw it in action
No.
13:00 for the bubonic plague thing, its actually surprisingly easy to make pennesilin which can cure the bubonic plague. you don't really need any high tech machines to make it and the base ingredient is just moldy bread.
Sentinal Island 🏝 should be a human nature preserve like a human Jurassic park lol 😆
Setup some hidden cams or sumthin
These are the types of philosophical ideas that made me a fan
Someone needs to fly over the island and air drop a crate of ak47s and some ammo along with cartoon instruction manual, so they will never be victims of some pervert pirate again.
They arent good at making fires yet. So just bring them a shit ton of lighters or a shit ton of those big flint steel things and show them how to use it. ( they do have fire but they always keep it on, years ago during a tsunami they had to get into the trees to flee and they took some fire with them appearently)
I stayed for 3 years in the Andaman Islands.
There are many tribal peoples there like jarawa, andamanese etc
damn i really wanted to hear about the woman who farted in dollar general. maybe next time.
Makes you wonder what happened to catch Kyles attention. lmao
someone please tell them about the Jean Pierre meeting an uncontacted tribe video lol. they show them matches, a mirror, lets them eat rice, shows them a camera, etc etc. its awesome.
My god ive thrown alotta stuff up my nose.
Never once has “Old Scabs” came across my brain
I remember doing a computer project in school and we need a power point about natives and I found these guys
Finally, a place for a clean start!
Someone could probably go over there with a scary costume and an AK and the natives would think they’re a god
Just wear an EOD suit, that should protect you from arrows.
It’s like a game of civilization, the stranded ship just jumped started them to the Iron Age, we should expect nuclear weapons soon.
no homo it's adorable that kyle remembers the mouse with the corn from cinderella but thinks its tom and jerry
10:47 Columbus. He was in Jamaica in June of 1503. The locals generously fed Columbus and his crew for 6 months. Dissatisfied with the quality of stuff the Spanish were trading, they were cut off. Columbus knew knew that in a short time there would be a lunar eclipse. So he said that God will show a sign that he is angry with their people and turn the moon inflamed with wrath. They were terrified when the eclipse came, right on cue. "with great howling and lamentation they came running from every direction to the ships, laden with provisions, praying the Admiral to intercede by all means with God on their behalf; that he might not visit his wrath upon them" He even timed it, 48 minutes of totality. After which, he told them that god had forgiven them. The eclipse faded, the full moon returned, and the people were glad that god didn't smite them.
taylor's out here comparing a fucking latch to alien space technology
i love this guy
17:20 ...and you'd be on the winning side!
That was such a quick and witty responce I fucking lost it haha
It blows my mind that this is even possible in 2022
Some dude left a bunch of gifts like pots and pans n all sorts of stuff and when he came back it was all still there like they weren’t interested
Pka should make an animated series
“You dress them up like the village people” 🤣 too realistic someone would actually do that, that’s egg they hate us
That missionary was a rockerfeller lol kinda crazy
If one of them ate a Dorito they would literally catch on fire
Kyle really puts emphasis on that h in wheelbarrow lol
"we should airdrop them modern snacks"
Did y'all not see the gods must be crazy movies. The first one revolves around a bottle of coke falling out of a plane Infront of an African tribesman and then he starts beating people over the head with the bottle so the tribe deems it to be evil
Simple machines like hinges and latches make an intrinsic sort of sense; once you see them work you basically know how they work.
"Dr.closeted perv is back, quick everyone scatter!!"😅
All I am hearing is soft body armor and chainmail and it sounds like I can go to this island as an invulnerable man and show them a new world and become their new god
Kevlar and chainmail won't stop being hit over the head with a rock or a big stick.
@@davidbhart1867 Wouldn't stop him from getting jumped either lmfao
@@davidbhart1867 but a gun would
@@stevenarmstrong5364 m4
Read "The Man Who Would Be King" by Kipling
The fact more than one person has thought they were the reincarnation of mf Columbus and were going to make contact with a violent tribe of xenophobes who run fades on helicopters with spears and bows, as if James Cameron were writing the script to their life, is MIND BOGGLING.
they were actually having human safari through the island (this was in 2016) and were passing candy out to them, knowing how they react to outside anything theey will surely all be ginein anoth 5-10 years.
Id give them a bunch of yo yos
I gotta ask, have they had a native guest on the podcast before?
you drop a crate of stainless steel and watch the chaos like hunger games
Air drop a crate of rifles and ammo and see if they figure it out of use them at clubs
It'd be fun to park a boat a couple hundred yards offshore with a 300 win mag and just go to work.
story was close but what actually happened the sentinels were not hostile at first. But the first explorer there basically kidnapped a grandma and her grandchildren and took them back to England and treated them like kings but they didn't expect them to get sick cause of there weak immune systems. So only one kid survived on the way back and they just dropped off the kid and the dead and left the island. so i can see why they're traumatized.
Only 100 people makes me think the Andaman islands might be weirder than we think.
I'd bring an ar15 back to before gunpowder existed.
I think I could rule the world with just a backpack of mags and ammo.
Give them talking elmo dolls and tell them that is god.
It’s remote in that it’s far from the Indian mainland. But the island is only 31 miles from Port Blair, a city with 140,000 people.
That’s called a vaccine lol
They should talk about the white headhunter.
Yeah. That guy was nuts.
Love this episode
There's a great interview on CZcams of a British reporter who goes to an island off India full of cannibals and the leader tries to get the reporter to eat human flesh and starts yelling at hime to talk less and starts passing on him. It's terrifying and Hilarious. The poor reporter is terrified as he and the camera man run
I thought if I remember right when they were offered food they burned it all
The sentinelesse need one thing and one thing only...a peace pipe
Not super frequent but woody looks slightly uncomfortable at the end there
we should go in there will full spetsnaz armor and rub their noses in encyclopedias
A saw, axe , shovel,pickaxe.
The best gift for a uncontacted tribe would be a swiss army knife
Woody sounds like Jerry Smith but looks like Bob Saget
I would introduce the crossbow to them out of bamboo or something so they can make them have more power and easier to make
A bamboo crossbow is way weaker than a longbow. Could probably hint rats and birds but that's all.
@@quartzteeth8429 good point I just think that it could lead to better firearms
I think I would introduce small pox quietly then claim the island once they're extinct.
Just airdrop a bunch of dildos and Fleshlights.
Have they figured out alcohol yet? If not, that's what I would bring.
Bet they just drink rotting fruit juice
I'll bring some ganja and as soon as they're all high take control of the island and turn it into a human exhibit
@@hsthatzo8063 lol
Taylor calling him Ubuntu
Funny that Kyle never seen how africans use wheelbarrows
Two people were taken from the island and died back in the day
It’s actually Mellon mold
The kid that did that lived close to me.
I really see why people hate woody so much. Kyle has something he clearly wants to say about the island and within the first 30 seconds woody tries to steal the convo like 3 or 4 times
Airdrop some magnets there
air drop them some AK47's
I bet they got a dollar general
A pack of matches or any instant fire starter. Also bandages
That's fucked up. Giving uncontacted tribes a means of instant fire is a horrible idea because they grow dependant on it and forget their own fire starting skills. IIRC, this happened to a tribe in the Amazon. Ray Mears taught them how to make fire from friction again and everyone was really happy because they didn't have to row a canoe for three days to trade recourse for matches in the nearest "town"
@@quartzteeth8429 interesting I had no idea about that. God only knows what would happen if they were introduced to gunpowder
The boat was filled with chicken feed
why is taylor not inhaling his vape
Wonder if speciation has occurred
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Just have to say that I love this channel. I used to watch FPS Russia and this is even better. Top notch podcast!
I’m a big fan of FPS. Can’t wait to see the gun videos again.