Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life

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  • čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
  • Lunch Club does Minecraft Crafting in Real Life, will it be successful? Find out with this very informative "how to" video, that'll get you crafting in no time!
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  • @n0va491
    @n0va491 Před 3 lety +1680

    Schlatt: "You need one more stick of butter"
    Slime sickle: *Spit take*

    • @magmaboyx859
      @magmaboyx859 Před 3 lety +9

      Is Charlie a farmer now?And you know what your dead wrong.

    • @n0va491
      @n0va491 Před 3 lety +5

      @@magmaboyx859 cool? It was supposed to be funny not factual

  • @heliianth
    @heliianth Před 4 lety +4208

    “Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life” sounds suspiciously like “Waterboarding Cooper with Flour and Milk”

  • @uncarbonatedmilk_
    @uncarbonatedmilk_ Před 3 lety +2126

    "Go play with the neighbour's kids!"
    The neighbour's kids:

    • @kynador
      @kynador Před 3 lety +45

      i don't see the problem

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery Před 3 lety +50

      @@kynador me neither. Maybe we need more butter

    • @taunted2781
      @taunted2781 Před 2 lety +15

      I will gladly play with them

    • @uncarbonatedmilk_
      @uncarbonatedmilk_ Před 2 lety +8

      @@jelfishery agreed, we need more butter

    • @possibly.a.ghostt
      @possibly.a.ghostt Před 2 lety +12

      if the neighbor's kids were like this i would actually have friends

  • @salt-tea8363
    @salt-tea8363 Před 3 lety +2445

    Ted just so confidently taking a bite upon the butter apple is a show of true power. He walks forth to the kitchen and fear strikes everyone in the heart. Their tears shall be used for spaghetti.

  • @Glac0
    @Glac0 Před 4 lety +5676

    Ted: You know what Schlatt, you're dead wrong.
    Schlatt: *Looks at Ted with murderous intent*

    • @england4944
      @england4944 Před 4 lety +140

      “No you’re *dead* wrong. . .”

    • @skettlesfart
      @skettlesfart Před 4 lety +185

      *"I WENT TO HARVARD YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"*

    • @AndrewGiles688
      @AndrewGiles688 Před 4 lety +88

      In a matter of seconds he thought of every most painful way he could kill Ted at that moment.

    • @kikadra6782
      @kikadra6782 Před 4 lety +18

      “let’s see who’s dead in the next 10 seconds BITCH”

    • @werts180
      @werts180 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought he was gonna say it needed two more

  • @busterb7482
    @busterb7482 Před 4 lety +2982

    Last week: robbing people and causing hyjinks
    This week: cutting butter

  • @Echo_gooby
    @Echo_gooby Před 3 lety +823

    Ted is the type of guy that you could see eating a banana with the peel on

    • @_The_Vault
      @_The_Vault Před 3 lety +17

      And would do it to *show* that he is insane

    • @kynador
      @kynador Před 3 lety +18

      ted is that one guy who wears the mask over his eyes

    • @yunyuntyun
      @yunyuntyun Před 2 lety +3

      i eat the peel

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 Před 2 lety +4

      he's the living manifestation of “weird flex but ok”

    • @gryphonkingbros847
      @gryphonkingbros847 Před 2 lety +2

      Sea of Thieves players eating not only bananas in the peel but entire coconuts and pineapples: "Pathetic."

  • @joshvanz
    @joshvanz Před 3 lety +436

    Ted, Schlatt and Charlie are such a good trio. They should definitely make a podcast.

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow Před 2 lety +1

      Vouch

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah Ted and Charlie play well with each other and Ted is fucking insane and would cause 100% of arguments

    • @emocloset
      @emocloset Před 2 lety +1

      they actually have one!

    • @ivymoonsong3497
      @ivymoonsong3497 Před 2 lety +13

      @@emocloset I think that's the joke

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ivymoonsong3497 The comment doesn't display a hint of joke though, I recently learned about the podcast and had no idea about it until then.

  • @theetherealfire
    @theetherealfire Před 4 lety +2009

    "Look, an egg!"
    "Good thing Cooper hasn't laid one yet today."
    *"What does that mean?"*

    • @Vvvidelaaa
      @Vvvidelaaa Před 4 lety +22

      TheEtherealFire cooper is lady chiken

    • @reenzz1941
      @reenzz1941 Před 4 lety +29

      Cooper did you lay this egg!?

    • @theetherealfire
      @theetherealfire Před 4 lety +9

      ​@@reenzz1941 do not remind me of the clamp incident

    • @makima1628
      @makima1628 Před 4 lety +9

      k-kakyoin did you lay this egg?

    • @Br0k3nBr34k
      @Br0k3nBr34k Před 4 lety

      English teachers

  • @Sydistic
    @Sydistic Před 4 lety +1700

    After cooper tried “bread” he looked like he’d been doing cocaine for a month straight

  • @chica112
    @chica112 Před 3 lety +77

    "that's what they call it at the academy "
    "where did u go?"
    "hell"

  • @kp-zg7sh
    @kp-zg7sh Před 3 lety +96

    cooper is so underrated he was so funny in this

  • @DogeDogeriffic
    @DogeDogeriffic Před 4 lety +2755

    Charlie: “Schlatt! Is that you? Come, take a bite!”
    Schlatt: *D I S A P P E A R*

  • @gold_leaf0702
    @gold_leaf0702 Před 4 lety +7412

    "you know what Schlatt? You're dead wrong"
    **Stares in Harvard graduate**

    • @randomrock3677
      @randomrock3677 Před 4 lety +151

      Wait is Schlatt actually a Harvard Grad or is that a running joke

    • @davecopia6947
      @davecopia6947 Před 4 lety +224

      RandomRock 36 he birthed Harvard

    • @AkoAA
      @AkoAA Před 4 lety +67

      @@randomrock3677 running joke 📞🚓

    • @ladygabes5558
      @ladygabes5558 Před 4 lety +10

      @@AkoAA I sweared he was :(

    • @AkoAA
      @AkoAA Před 4 lety +15

      @@ladygabes5558 he's like 20 lmao

  • @y00n4a
    @y00n4a Před 3 lety +72

    The title should be, "Ted torturing Charlie and Cooper for 14 minutes and 45 seconds"

  • @Xenntaii
    @Xenntaii Před 3 lety +33

    This is my comfort video and I could watch it over and over again with no break.
    I miss them so much. They were one of the two things keeping me stable, and it didn’t even last a year..

  • @elliotlikesmilfs908
    @elliotlikesmilfs908 Před 3 lety +2393

    "you know what schlatt? youre dead wrong."
    Schlatt: *You weren't suppose to do that*

    • @huehuehuehue205
      @huehuehuehue205 Před 3 lety +59

      -Schlatt will remember that

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před 3 lety +47

      _achievement unlocked: dead man’s words_

    • @AkaKame69420
      @AkaKame69420 Před 3 lety +8

      *wait thats illegal*

    • @fleadsy2572
      @fleadsy2572 Před 3 lety +4

      I was expecting him to say 2 more sticks

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter Před 3 lety +1

      I don’t know who radiates the fear in that scene, Schlatt or ted

  • @voomity
    @voomity Před 3 lety +1635

    Ted dying:
    Charlie with a gapple: quick!
    Ted stilll dying:
    Charlie: *quick.*

  • @greebn4196
    @greebn4196 Před 3 lety +73

    this was the first lunch club video i saw, and it was also the video that got me back into youtube in a way i haven’t been since i was a little kid. lunch club introduced me to dozens of creators and i thank them for that, i wish it didn’t have to end. rip lunch club

  • @lordnoodle1192
    @lordnoodle1192 Před 3 lety +29

    0:47 this is where it started, he just keeps eating vegetables

  • @thievinglittlegoblin404
    @thievinglittlegoblin404 Před 4 lety +5413

    Slimecicle: " Schlatt, is that you? C O M E "
    Schlatt: *descends*

  • @yummycoke3237
    @yummycoke3237 Před 3 lety +4697

    most of the time they look like they're being held at gunpoint

    • @lexrim1102
      @lexrim1102 Před 3 lety +244

      Its Schlatt's presence

    • @pufffpup
      @pufffpup Před 3 lety +121

      besides ted who's completely ok

    • @SolrisSA_
      @SolrisSA_ Před 3 lety +69

      SupPupNup Teds holding the gun obv

    • @aantonnettex
      @aantonnettex Před 3 lety +42

      Nobody said the weren’t at gunpoint.

    • @ploogus6170
      @ploogus6170 Před 3 lety +5

      Skadushfish you do bring forward a valid point

  • @maxd9472
    @maxd9472 Před 3 lety +27

    Alternative title: *Cooper and Charlie being nuisances while Ted tries to recreate Minecraft recipes irl*

  • @Kirbs55555
    @Kirbs55555 Před 3 lety +20

    When Ted made the cake I thought he would just slam everything down including the glasses of milk

  • @aliciar5288
    @aliciar5288 Před 4 lety +5484

    the fact that charlie is the most chaotic member and yet he was in FEAR this whole video because of the energy ted and schlatt produce together is TRUELY IMMACULATE

    • @cryptsum
      @cryptsum Před 4 lety +648

      I feel like Schlatt and Ted are tied for the highest concentration of malicious old god energy whereas Charlie is
      like... a trickster deity

    • @dylanlima9363
      @dylanlima9363 Před 4 lety +58

      Checks and balances

    • @danielgarber70
      @danielgarber70 Před 4 lety +172

      @@cryptsum Charlie is a goblin. he has said it himself

    • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
      @vernzmarcobenitez2332 Před 4 lety +9

      Ted is the most chaotic lol

    • @aliciar5288
      @aliciar5288 Před 4 lety +119

      you fools. yes ted is choatic, but ted is “the water is turning all the frogs gay” chaotic. charlie? is pure, unadulterated, child choas. he ONLY acts NEVER thinks and is the type to piss in youre lemonade when you go to the bathroom. you trivial fools.

  • @SlowRange
    @SlowRange Před 4 lety +3939

    when Schlatt said “Ted i think you might need one more stick of butter” and Ted said “i think you’re right” i felt that

    • @bia9145
      @bia9145 Před 4 lety +70

      Charlie’s sad attempts at getting back on Schlatt really hit me tho 😔

    • @SlowRange
      @SlowRange Před 4 lety +24

      Ate Caku Schlatt is so big brained he trapped Charlie smh

    • @Goof_bob
      @Goof_bob Před 4 lety +11

      You know what I think this comment is right

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Goof_bob what's ted's steak recipe?

    • @ireneoriveraiii8330
      @ireneoriveraiii8330 Před 4 lety +6

      Hey, I think you might need one 69420 more sticks of butter.

  • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
    @Oh_liv_ee_AY Před 3 lety +14

    "Thats what they call it in the academy"
    "Where did you g-
    "Hell."

  • @axedeodorant6907
    @axedeodorant6907 Před 3 lety +19

    When i saw they started crafting cake my heart stopped because i thought they were going to turn it over and smash it all

  • @jonahexe6420
    @jonahexe6420 Před 4 lety +4345

    every time Charlie looks at Ted, he looks like hes in fear of him shoving a pound of flour down his throat at any second

    • @parkervick-lynch7847
      @parkervick-lynch7847 Před 4 lety +104

      I mean you aren't wrong but that's just Charlie's normal face

    • @Dvkky2
      @Dvkky2 Před 4 lety +14

      Wait, if your a Peter + Goomba are you Poomba or Geter?

    • @nyu5512
      @nyu5512 Před 4 lety +17

      I mean considering this video thats a fairly reasonable fear

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 Před 4 lety +6

      Bc he probably will

    • @gothiiispiderz
      @gothiiispiderz Před rokem +6

      i want someone to look at me like how charlie looks at ted

  • @rocketcrushergaming9445
    @rocketcrushergaming9445 Před 4 lety +3935

    Schlatt: “I think you might need one more stick of butter”
    Ted: “You know Schlatt? You’re dead wrong”
    Schlatt five minutes later looking in a mirror: “You know, Ted lost a war to this guy”

  • @birbgaming6269
    @birbgaming6269 Před 3 lety +10

    The best part about Ted is his innate ability to not break and laugh at the bit.

  • @alyviaissocool
    @alyviaissocool Před 3 lety +16

    And like that, it’s gone. It’s gone because of a man and his not so smart actions. We don’t know if we will ever get a reunion, or another video, but we do know that memories we made were filled with happiness and joy.

    • @yapkiz3897
      @yapkiz3897 Před 3 lety +3

      at least we have chuckle sandwich, i do miss trav coop and noah with them though:(

  • @ItsTheCLaUD
    @ItsTheCLaUD Před 3 lety +1056

    I love how surprised they are at the quality of the “cake” despite the fact the “milk, eggs, flower” is literally just how you make pancakes. They just made pancakes in a muffin tray.

  • @okaykait
    @okaykait Před 4 lety +7533

    Cooper looks like he's on the verge of tears while Ted force feeds him.

  • @ChinstF
    @ChinstF Před 3 lety +15

    Why does this feel nostalgic already it’s only a year old

  • @Joker32256
    @Joker32256 Před 4 lety +3208

    Schlatt crouched so you couldn't see his username when charlie called him
    This is the best video yet, i really like it!

  • @patrickspitzer9758
    @patrickspitzer9758 Před 3 lety +2486

    Schlatt is a demon and it is proven by the fact that the camera never saw him in the garage, he was too powerful in the dark, poor Charles never stood a chance

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 Před 3 lety +4

      Just commenting so you know you have 1k likes

    • @patrickspitzer9758
      @patrickspitzer9758 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ilhandaanish2381 HOLY SHIT I HAVE 1k LIKES

    • @watchf
      @watchf Před 3 lety +5

      It’s what the horns are

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers Před 3 lety +1

      just replying so you know you have 2.1k likes

    • @patrickspitzer9758
      @patrickspitzer9758 Před 3 lety +1

      @@catsburgers I entirely thought my comment would get buried immediately so this is awesome!

  • @sniperluigi9856VA
    @sniperluigi9856VA Před 3 lety +11

    How has no one mentioned Charlie Slimecicle's genuine reaction to getting hit with a carrot.

  • @yoph1762
    @yoph1762 Před 3 lety +12

    Me: casually making a birthday cake
    Shlatt: *appears* “you might need one more stick of butter”

  • @eliashurst7155
    @eliashurst7155 Před 4 lety +1737

    "So what did you do today?"
    "I watched grown men eat straight flour"

  • @blockheadd
    @blockheadd Před 4 lety +1951

    ted: “you know schlatt, you’re dead wrong”
    schlatt: 👁👄👁

    • @nyx0781
      @nyx0781 Před 4 lety +17

      No replies give me anxiety

    • @SpookyySpaghetti
      @SpookyySpaghetti Před 4 lety +7

      *Slight gasp*

    • @gaunterodim5872
      @gaunterodim5872 Před 4 lety +9

      It could end "we need two sticks of butter"

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 Před 3 lety +1

      👁 👄 👁 📷
      stolen comment

    • @blockheadd
      @blockheadd Před 3 lety +4

      @@memerboi69.0 haven’t seen anyone comment that but thanks for sharing 💃

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 Před 3 lety +19

    I wanna join the “Ted Legion”.

  • @user-ih6rr4jy3t
    @user-ih6rr4jy3t Před 3 lety +7

    when ted sprayed the water at cooper he reminded me of an uncle left alone with his brothers kid to babysit

  • @peepusonionmeepus
    @peepusonionmeepus Před 4 lety +11563

    You know what this video’s missing?
    one more stick of butter.

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 Před 4 lety +8778

    I genuinely thought Ted was going to flip over the crafting table with the cake ingredients and glass and shit would fly everywhere.

  • @veb.r5630
    @veb.r5630 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Still a masterpiece, after all these years

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme Před 3 lety +12

    “I killed a beef with my diamond cow”
    -Slimecicle, 2020

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- Před 4 lety +2778

    Charlie: *Tries biting butter, fails*
    Ted: *Stares Charlie dead in the eyes as he takes a bite, chews, smiles, and swallows*
    Truly the alpha of the pack

    • @teefffa
      @teefffa Před 4 lety +64

      And after aserting his dominance he felt like a higher lifeform

    • @JGSC_
      @JGSC_ Před 4 lety +23

      He now holds the power of diabetes

    • @cyanideA
      @cyanideA Před 4 lety +5

      teefffa was*

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 Před 4 lety +9

      @@JGSC_ and heart disease

    • @flamespecific4111
      @flamespecific4111 Před 3 lety +4

      got the 1k comment

  • @cali295
    @cali295 Před 4 lety +2231

    cooper got absolutely abused for this
    edit: i've just remembered that he's lactose intolerant. this poor man.

    • @bebop252
      @bebop252 Před 4 lety +78

      I was so worried for him the whole time lmao

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ Před 4 lety +7

      oh god

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 Před 4 lety +18

      fucking wHAT

    • @scurrvery
      @scurrvery Před 4 lety +10

      are you deadass

    • @nvl024
      @nvl024 Před 4 lety +20

      oh yea bafroom time

  • @pidjin5379
    @pidjin5379 Před 3 lety +8

    “ That’s what they called it at the Academy. “
    “ Wha- Where did you go?! “
    “ *hell* “

  • @ebleb5728
    @ebleb5728 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I dont like how everybody talks about schlatt when he was in the vid for 30 sec. Cooper OG

  • @rgb9650
    @rgb9650 Před 4 lety +5885

    Ted biting the butter apple was such an alpha move it makes me wanna cry

  • @buckethat4178
    @buckethat4178 Před 4 lety +356

    When Ted told Schlatt he was wrong Schlatt looked like he was reevaluating every single one of his life decisions. I expected nothing less from Ted Nivision.

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 Před 4 lety +14

      The two gods, the more powerful being Ted, were talking. Schlatt, the lesser god, said, “I think you need one more stick of butter.” And Ted said, “You are dead wrong.” And Schlatt knew he could not argue with the stronger god. He felt powerless, as if a stronger god shut down his plan. Oh wait, that is what happened.

  • @rossome_5956
    @rossome_5956 Před 3 lety +6

    Flashback to when this came out and this was my first impression of all of them

  • @N1K0__
    @N1K0__ Před 2 lety +9

    5:15 THE GIGGLE I CANT

  • @celestryia8617
    @celestryia8617 Před 4 lety +1899

    Cooper looks like he was slowly taking more crack as this continued

    • @grey9916
      @grey9916 Před 4 lety +22

      he wasnt?

    • @ghostedalien2469
      @ghostedalien2469 Před 4 lety +36

      how else are you supposed to cope?

    • @lib2594
      @lib2594 Před 4 lety +56

      Celestryia he said on stream he was taking shots of tequila as he went to keep going 😭😭

    • @raynova8055
      @raynova8055 Před 4 lety +13

      That “wheat” wasn’t what we thought it was...

    • @bunnybabey7703
      @bunnybabey7703 Před 4 lety +2

      turns out the wheat/flour wasn't wheat or flour, it was crack :) your welcome

  • @EpicGamer-mi5ws
    @EpicGamer-mi5ws Před 3 lety +1724

    Ted: Very regular Baker
    Cooper: Lost his sense of taste in hell
    Charlie: “wait we’re actually eating this?”

  • @pedrotedesco784
    @pedrotedesco784 Před 3 lety +11

    5:31 *Boots* Charlie: "What the fuck" -Charlie 2020

  • @RICARDO-ov7wf
    @RICARDO-ov7wf Před 4 lety +732

    Ted: You’re dead wrong schlatt!
    Schlatt:🗿

  • @goongalass930
    @goongalass930 Před 4 lety +3775

    the lunch club is like rejected sitcom characters

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels Před 4 lety +177

      The lunch club is actually sitcom characters that are too funny for sitcom

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn Před 4 lety +89

      So they made their own sitcom

    • @jestr7734
      @jestr7734 Před 4 lety +10

      Yes

    • @bentheuseless
      @bentheuseless Před 4 lety +15

      teds the dad for sure

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude Před 3 lety +15

      schlatt is the weird uncle that you dont know why they get invited to events but just are

  • @whoisella2282
    @whoisella2282 Před 2 lety +4

    The little giggle when Charlie gets a fishing rod is too amazing

  • @saulezigaite6578
    @saulezigaite6578 Před 3 lety +3

    This video a tradition I re-watch this thing every month

  • @TornadoTy
    @TornadoTy Před 4 lety +1292

    Schlatt: I think you need one stick of butter:
    Ted-nivison: actually, no
    Schlatt: *goes into a great depression*

    • @PBARickyplayz
      @PBARickyplayz Před 4 lety +13

      don't you mean that he goes back in time and goes into THE great depression?

    • @theeternalsuperstar3773
      @theeternalsuperstar3773 Před 4 lety +5

      Makes you remember when people used to call gold "butter", huh?

    • @norandomstuff
      @norandomstuff Před 4 lety +1

      Schlatt is the most Lib-Right out of the lunch club. He would become the most radical Lib-Right if he likes children.

  • @presidenthogan5208
    @presidenthogan5208 Před 4 lety +2260

    After smp live closed, all the players of the server went insane

    • @fallingicarus_
      @fallingicarus_ Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah seriously

    • @bigasssimp7468
      @bigasssimp7468 Před 4 lety +80

      poor souls, they go about their daily lives thinking it’s all just minecraft. forever they are trapped within smplive.

    • @EYESTRA1N
      @EYESTRA1N Před 4 lety +7

      Nah, they were insane prier

    • @racc1366
      @racc1366 Před 4 lety +12

      @@EYESTRA1N no this is just signs of when you don't play smplive they are slowly dying

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 Před 4 lety +1

      What is that?

  • @Slinging_INK
    @Slinging_INK Před rokem +2

    4:21 that “no one’s asking you to do this Ted” was so genuine

  • @lynn.-.e9547
    @lynn.-.e9547 Před 3 lety +10

    I have a feeling that everyone there were more afraid of ted the schlatt-

  • @hayamakaily9059
    @hayamakaily9059 Před 3 lety +5337

    The three most chaotic people in Lunch club: Ted, Schlatt and Charlie

    • @ashtonlawrence8844
      @ashtonlawrence8844 Před 3 lety +223

      And cooper, he just dove into "the bread"

    • @OnlyAura
      @OnlyAura Před 3 lety +39

      What about cooper

    • @urchinscurvy2049
      @urchinscurvy2049 Před 3 lety +12

      Correct

    • @NinjaLoveDomo24
      @NinjaLoveDomo24 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ashtonlawrence8844 yeah that looks like bread -Ted2020

    • @felixtatang414
      @felixtatang414 Před 3 lety +56

      Ted is Chaotic Neutral, Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, Charlie IS THE PHYSICAL EMBODIEMENT OF CHAOS

  • @gunnzeug8157
    @gunnzeug8157 Před 3 lety +1528

    ”Tastes pretty good.”
    “M...meat.”
    *War breaks out for a tiny steak*

  • @aidenmac0911
    @aidenmac0911 Před 3 lety +8

    “ You know Shlat you’re dead wrong.”
    Jshlat will remember that.

  • @music_illusion071
    @music_illusion071 Před 3 lety +8

    Teds fingers being shoved in his friends’ mouths scares me so much-

  • @TheFedzOohNoo
    @TheFedzOohNoo Před 2 měsíci +5

    if i try hard enough this just becomes a chuckle sandwich video and it doesn't hurt as much

  • @sirchimpy6059
    @sirchimpy6059 Před 3 lety +4891

    Imagine he just grabbed out 8 bars of solid gold...

    • @slimy634
      @slimy634 Před 3 lety +153

      𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

    • @vibeman8933
      @vibeman8933 Před 3 lety +26

      Me to

    • @pemoticon2630
      @pemoticon2630 Před 3 lety +19

      @@slimy634 I was thinking The same thing

    • @jonac0426
      @jonac0426 Před 3 lety +25

      Slimy Good lord we got the 90’s computer typer here!

    • @jonac0426
      @jonac0426 Před 3 lety +23

      Sir Chimpy *and then cut it with a plastic sword*

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa Před 4 lety +693

    Damn this is scarily fitting for Lunch Club, they really didn't lie when thinking of a new name... I wonder what they would've made if they kept "Goop", Minecraft essential oils ?

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 Před 4 lety

      Cpt. MacMellon potions lol

    • @andrive
      @andrive Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @YetiGaming
      @YetiGaming Před 4 lety +6

      Creeper vagina scented candles

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa Před 4 lety

      @@marthazhang7704 I was gonna say this but potions actually work

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 Před 4 lety

      Cpt. MacMellon and ted would have killed everyone

  • @oknice7556
    @oknice7556 Před 3 lety +5

    4:03
    Literally how me and my sisters fight for the last piece of food

  • @catpartyfor1
    @catpartyfor1 Před 3 lety +5

    Ted: * has put in 3 sticks of butter *
    Shlat: *MORE*

  • @juste9603
    @juste9603 Před 3 lety +1154

    Schlatt and Ted are both such powerful souls filled with malice, they both never break character. They would be a VERY powerful team.

    • @aidenv6537
      @aidenv6537 Před 3 lety +75

      Charlie has so many characters that he just switches between them in a malicious battle for control. He doesn't break character, the character breaks him.

    • @phyllispalma5579
      @phyllispalma5579 Před 3 lety +5

      Aiden Vinh I hate your accuracy 😖

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude Před 3 lety +31

      Schlatt and Ted are opposite sides of the same scale. what scale that is is unknown

    • @snakebae6259
      @snakebae6259 Před 3 lety +3

      Ted feels like he is way more chaotic than schlatt, I don't even know dude, those two might not even be human.

    • @thekingoftheskies8129
      @thekingoftheskies8129 Před 3 lety +4

      Ted is chaotic neutral, schlatt is chaotic evil, and Charlie is chaotic good. The 3 of them together in a video causes a star to implode randomly

  • @itsjustawatermelon714
    @itsjustawatermelon714 Před 4 lety +1491

    “You know Schlatt, you’re dead wrong”
    Schlatt: *visible confusion*

    • @rkolif6909
      @rkolif6909 Před 4 lety +28

      I honestly thought Ted was gonna say "We need TWO sticks of butter Schlatt."

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq Před 4 lety +2

      ItsJustAWaterMelon that’s hilarious

    • @wolfieplaysgachalife2562
      @wolfieplaysgachalife2562 Před 4 lety +2

      B-But
      *I think you need one more stick of butter*

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey Před 4 lety

      WolfiePlays GachaLife no 5 stick of butter 🧈

  • @juleven9297
    @juleven9297 Před 3 lety +11

    "I killed a beef with my diamond cow" -Charlie

  • @_c_analompe1650
    @_c_analompe1650 Před rokem +5

    Cooper is underrated, cscoop needs more credit ngl

  • @Tolmlu
    @Tolmlu Před 4 lety +1796

    i cannot comprehend how ted was able to nimbly feed cooper and charlie that seaweed with such accuracy and grace.

    • @hannahhoeper7883
      @hannahhoeper7883 Před 4 lety +209

      His finger went so far into Cooper's mouth

    • @rawonions8827
      @rawonions8827 Před 4 lety +167

      A father feeding his children

    • @cocteautwin
      @cocteautwin Před 4 lety +150

      that shit happened way too naturally

    • @dudeadudette7118
      @dudeadudette7118 Před 4 lety +35

      It was dried kelp couldn't you see they cooked it in the micro... I mean furnace.

    • @fluffy2948
      @fluffy2948 Před 4 lety +34

      This ain’t his first rodeo

  • @memes4037
    @memes4037 Před 4 lety +3435

    Ted putting kelp in their mouth' s was the most aggressive show of dominance ever

    • @chucknorris3833
      @chucknorris3833 Před 4 lety +92

      what about the apple

    • @Zrs-2
      @Zrs-2 Před 4 lety +126

      CHUCK NORRIS yeah him eating the butter apple without even flinching was something very very very few people can do

    • @onedollafish
      @onedollafish Před 4 lety +98

      he seems experienced in shoving food into people's mouths, look how flawlessly he did it

    • @memes4037
      @memes4037 Před 4 lety +33

      @@chucknorris3833 the apple just gives me nightmares

    • @sugarbear4865
      @sugarbear4865 Před 4 lety +9

      Felt like they were cows.

  • @soupstarz291
    @soupstarz291 Před 3 lety +5

    I miss them.

  • @Robonitrogen
    @Robonitrogen Před 10 měsíci +3

    Schmitt without the chops is what I imagine would appear if I walked down a dark alleyway without paying back a mobster

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. Před 3 lety +8295

    I love how everything else he made is just terrible, except for the fact that he just made actual steak.

  • @sarah-pz5de
    @sarah-pz5de Před 3 lety +2638

    i love how ted have trouble eating the “cookie” but had no trouble taking a bite out of the butter apple

    • @megab825
      @megab825 Před 3 lety +114

      Sir. That was a golden Apple.

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 Před 3 lety +55

      That's a golden apple. You donkle

    • @fox_8714
      @fox_8714 Před 3 lety +12

      Brian Caha glad I’m not the only one awake at this time

    • @ChefPuggo
      @ChefPuggo Před 3 lety +12

      What are you talking about
      HE LOVED THE COOKIE 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @retroace6717
      @retroace6717 Před 3 lety +10

      He knew If he hesitated Jshlatt would say it's because he didn't use another stick of butter

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 Před 3 lety +3

    5:08 I like to think that whenever you craft something in Minecraft traves just appears next to you and gives you the item.

  • @soleskrub7717
    @soleskrub7717 Před měsícem +4

    I wish lunch club was still around

    • @Elitecannon215
      @Elitecannon215 Před měsícem

      They were never gonna last Josh recently said

  • @jackiecook1478
    @jackiecook1478 Před 4 lety +2981

    ted: “look, an egg”
    charlie: “good thing cooper hasn’t laid one today"
    ted: *w h a t d o e s t h a t m e a n*

    • @beans4320
      @beans4320 Před 4 lety +79

      cooper lays eggs, we all know this. It’s why he’s lactose intolerant

    • @user-ro6ek9oz8b
      @user-ro6ek9oz8b Před 4 lety +26

      C h i c k e n s p r i n k l e s

    • @ombayasu8657
      @ombayasu8657 Před 4 lety +25

      “Cooper did you lay this egg?”

    • @hiimmistergay4247
      @hiimmistergay4247 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @nitro_anh
      @nitro_anh Před 4 lety +10

      @@ombayasu8657 of course it's Kakyoin who says it first.

  • @likelyvampirical
    @likelyvampirical Před 4 lety +1071

    11:34
    "chicken sprinkles."
    "That's what they call it at the academy."
    "where did you go?"
    "Hell."

  • @ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086

    "I beat a cow to death."
    The irony in his voice man.

  • @jonnymassey2197
    @jonnymassey2197 Před 3 lety +10

    Netflix: are you still watching
    Somones daughter: 14:08

  • @babbababababba2854
    @babbababababba2854 Před 4 lety +4491

    change the title to "Single father struggles to contain his off-the-rails children"

    • @snoopypoopy1522
      @snoopypoopy1522 Před 4 lety +134

      widuhwiebferui Juiuhhuowlmc change it to “abused brother struggles to contain his off-the-rails father and brother”

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 Před 4 lety +51

      widuhwiebferui Juiuhhuowlmc abusive family abuses family

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 Před 4 lety +20

      Who is the single father here??

    • @andrive
      @andrive Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 Před 4 lety +41

      plot twist: single father is also an off-the-rails child

  • @Shift-d.
    @Shift-d. Před 3 lety +2291

    “I killed a beef with my diamond cow!”
    “I beat a cow to death.

    • @karendurocher8691
      @karendurocher8691 Před 3 lety +66

      "Nice"

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 Před 3 lety +25

      “you can't create steak from beef with a crafting table though you actually need to use a furnace”

    • @Snail.Slurpee
      @Snail.Slurpee Před 3 lety +3

      Nice

    • @Typhooone
      @Typhooone Před 3 lety +4

      Nice!

    • @MaxNMaria
      @MaxNMaria Před 3 lety

      @@ghaniKSW2 but you need a crafting table to craft the furnace

  • @KianuReids
    @KianuReids Před 10 měsíci +4

    3 years later and still my favourite video

  • @StarOfDavidWho
    @StarOfDavidWho Před 2 lety +7

    8:38 Cooper looks like Santa

  • @sinister8040
    @sinister8040 Před 3 lety +2527

    Charlie: *breathes*
    Ted: *"these are coco beans"*
    *"these are coco beans"*
    *"these are coco beans"*

  • @Probuscus519
    @Probuscus519 Před 3 lety +1694

    1:13 "Just make a powered rail instead and fucking run me over!" CHARLIE IS A COMEDIC GENIUS

    • @phrog9828
      @phrog9828 Před 3 lety +68

      It’s extremely impressive how he comes up with most of his jokes on the spot

    • @aztrolivr
      @aztrolivr Před 3 lety +5

      @@phrog9828 yea

    • @menopiko3584
      @menopiko3584 Před 2 lety +2

      He is, but do you know who is the best impromptu comedian is?

    • @Probuscus519
      @Probuscus519 Před 2 lety +6

      @@menopiko3584 Your mother. Actually nevermind her joke took 9 months to make.

    • @menopiko3584
      @menopiko3584 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Probuscus519 comedians arw smart especially impromtu comedians

  • @WackyPizzaMan_
    @WackyPizzaMan_ Před rokem +6

    i miss them :(

  • @macaroni5703
    @macaroni5703 Před 2 lety +4

    I love how Ted has to look down at Charlie and Charlie has to look up 😂

  • @mayberanvir
    @mayberanvir Před 3 lety +2728

    I have 2 questions.
    1: Why is this in my recommended
    2: Why wasnt this on my recommended before