James Acaster Mock The Week Compilation (series 14)

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2024
  • All of James' jokes from series 14 of Mock The Week (his first series)
    Conversational Rounds: 00:00
    Standup: 12:31
    Scenes We'd Like to See: 19:55
    Check out his standup-show(s), Repertoire, on Netflix, it's absolutely hilarious.
    If anyone feels offended or claim ownership to any of the sound or videoclips that I have used, leave a comment, and I'll take the video down. I do not mean to steal anything, and I'd rather just take the video down than get into trouble.
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Komentáře • 207

  • @isabellamorris7902
    @isabellamorris7902 Před 4 lety +532

    "Ooooooooooh! GI!" is so underrated

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety

      A lot of his one liners are, i reckon

  • @lauraforrester2910
    @lauraforrester2910 Před 3 lety +252

    The whole Mary Berry bit literally kills me. I’m weeping with laughter. The “Ready, Set, BAKE” impression was pure gold.

  • @lupus2614
    @lupus2614 Před 5 lety +963

    I love the fact that whenever they’re with James Acaster both Ed Gamble and Josh Widdicombe both piss themselves laughing st what ever he says.

    • @UhOhTheStoveIsOn
      @UhOhTheStoveIsOn Před 4 lety +11

      Joe and Dara

    • @robbiekeen2644
      @robbiekeen2644 Před 3 lety +1

      @Mathew Campbell Does a podcast with one and a tv show with the other

    • @Kay-cx5ix
      @Kay-cx5ix Před 3 lety +1

      I was thinking the exact same

    • @TheSNFB
      @TheSNFB Před 3 lety +9

      Dara does the same. He finds James particularly funny

    • @shaunhumphreys6714
      @shaunhumphreys6714 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheSNFB he does have a unique talent for making other comics laugh til it hurts. id love to see him on a team with russel brand and noel fielding. i believe the robo congo cuckoo clock actually got the biggest laugh reaction from dara and co and audience in mock the week history. and james managed similar laughter levels more times than any other panel member. him and dara are the funniest two on mock the week. i dont understand why james has not been back on mock the week since. p,s, does anyone know why they've stopped the current season after just six episodes?? theres been no more on bbc i player, same with have i got news for you. and the lockdown and covid emergency is basically over, so makes no sense. i dont like how james has got more serious now though. his podcast he is way too serious in it-hes not doing his comic ultra ego persona at all. same things happened to russel brand-and him and james have similar humour type-e.g. they are disrupters and very silly.
      i think season seventeen was the last one james acaster did. i know i co fronts the show ''hypothetical'' but its still a good idea to get on shows like mock the week even just one episode per season, . they keep your comic profile up high. frankly the show has been mediocre without james. i would have made him a permanent panel member like hugh. i still watch it. dara is just brilliant-best host ever of a tv panel show. you look at have i got news for you, and how they couldnt get it sorted after whats his name who did the cocaine shots off prostitutes tits got fired. and he shouldnt have been fired. providing he could endure the backlash at him from cohosts and live audience for a while, it would have got old and they would have stopped. and he did endure it very well. then the bbc backtracked and fired him anyway. this was before woke. if it happened now he would have been fired immediately., so fast, the message to fire him would have surpassed the speed of light and travelled back in time.despite the fact that most of the bbc producers were the prostitutes he was snorting the coke off as he was too high to notice. and it feels like its been on its last legs for years. bit like the simpsons.should have got jeremy clarkson as permanent host, or richard ayoade-both do it very well, particularly as neither of them are woke which fits the shows political leaning.
      its not like theres a range of topical panel comic news shows to watch instead. theres mock the week and the highbrow have i got news for you. satire in britain has really declined given we used to be the world leaders at it. anyone want to know what european humour was like during peak have i got news for you, just watch the old french tv show ''eurotrash''.

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway Před 3 lety +575

    If James and Oliver Phelps hadn't been cast as Fred and George Weasley, I would want James to play it as a dual role.

  • @joshhanson6538
    @joshhanson6538 Před 4 lety +1940

    "The next topic is about Britain" *James does an entire routine about Mexico. What a genius.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +16

      Its just a shame that doing things like this in school didn't get you any bonus points.
      Or any points at all, in fact

    • @Salami250401
      @Salami250401 Před 3 lety +77

      “It’s close, but for sticking to the topic, James Acaster gets the points”

    • @daviedarwood4568
      @daviedarwood4568 Před 3 lety +31

      What about the topic of adventure and he talks about a cheese grater

    • @cloe412
      @cloe412 Před 2 lety +3

      12:32

    • @Wanderdrew
      @Wanderdrew Před 2 lety +3

      James is greatest of all time (goat)

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Před 5 lety +1454

    This man is so funny, and has such a beautiful jawline.

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 Před 5 lety +31

      thots be thirsty

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide Před 5 lety +77

      @@bigfan1041 at least my username doesn't have 4 X's in it, Mr. Anime Eyeball.

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 Před 5 lety +8

      EthalaRide if that’s meant to be an insult then that is very sad

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide Před 5 lety +44

      ​@@eugh8025 Well, J^4 would have been an easier name, but I've got literally nothing to go off of. Hard to roast a Nobody.

    • @Garviel_
      @Garviel_ Před 5 lety +4

      @@EthalaRide Maaaaan, owls are gay. Best insult I can put forth onto you

  • @justenough2326
    @justenough2326 Před 3 lety +90

    Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop, now my favourite moment ever, just pure nonsense so well delivered.

    • @adrianclifton9102
      @adrianclifton9102 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's the gift that keeps on giving, I've lost count of how many times I've seen it but it still cracks me up every time.

  • @alexberry1222
    @alexberry1222 Před 4 lety +157

    “I know shitloads about bread” 😂😂

  • @cas2714
    @cas2714 Před 3 lety +82

    "we filmed the whole movie over skype" truly ahead of his time

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 Před 3 lety +86

    James is the wittiest person ever. Love his type of humor.

  • @oonacooper8486
    @oonacooper8486 Před 5 lety +259

    god damn i love these peaches

    • @kat8586
      @kat8586 Před 4 lety +14

      which of these is a famous quote by winston churchill

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +2

      I wanna know the actual joke he wanted to say... :(

    • @jocampken
      @jocampken Před 3 lety

      As an American, I can listen to his voice for hours.

  • @danggood
    @danggood Před 3 lety +85

    i like to hear some of his bits from repertoire special before he perfected the delivery. good to see that he really works to look so effortless.

  • @CBS.0
    @CBS.0 Před 3 lety +105

    I just wanted to say, these James Acaster videos are the only thing getting me through quarantine

  • @meganhardy1127
    @meganhardy1127 Před 5 lety +565

    robo- bongo- cuckoo- cop is *sublime*

  • @virgilbiggs6525
    @virgilbiggs6525 Před 3 lety +94

    Rob "Andy when was the last time you went to a nightclub?" Andy "four weeks ago" James "and did they have the directions you were looking for?" Love it

  • @mauljoker2979
    @mauljoker2979 Před 5 lety +176

    The best comedian hands down

  • @yjh031
    @yjh031 Před 3 lety +176

    James sang the same “mariachi” song, just two different parts lol

  • @cristiona22
    @cristiona22 Před 4 lety +137

    James is the best comedian around these days.

  • @metolarm141
    @metolarm141 Před 3 lety +39

    12:24 james's actual laugh, a rare sight that's how you know the joke was actually funny

  • @miachevaisav2285
    @miachevaisav2285 Před 3 lety +41

    James Acaster is just so addictive! So funny.

  • @abbey03
    @abbey03 Před 5 lety +250

    I know some of it is in he’s Netflix special but I still love it! 😊

    • @amelialikesfrogs5778
      @amelialikesfrogs5778 Před 5 lety +46

      His Netflix series is like his best bits of stand up all put together

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 Před 5 lety +9

      Abbey9384 yeah his Netflix show was made after

    • @amelialikesfrogs5778
      @amelialikesfrogs5778 Před 5 lety +27

      @@jiyu9277 it's still insanely good and rewatchable tho. I've seen it so many times. And there's a story running through his standup

    • @treytrippinng3367
      @treytrippinng3367 Před 4 lety

      apricots?

  • @naterathe7827
    @naterathe7827 Před 5 lety +129

    Please just keep making these, they’re so good

  • @katiesmullen317
    @katiesmullen317 Před 5 lety +122

    thank god you’re still doing these

  • @SimplyBeingNicole
    @SimplyBeingNicole Před 5 lety +63

    I love James so much, and his jawline

  • @ZoeThomson00
    @ZoeThomson00 Před 5 lety +29

    *clicks onto video* I'll only watch a bit of it (24 minutes and 3 seconds later) I love James

  • @Gamersb3stfri3nd
    @Gamersb3stfri3nd Před rokem +7

    The wedding photographer selfie monkey bit absolutely killed me

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia Před rokem

      Important note: the monkey's name is Naruto 🥳

  • @chiefersutherland5609
    @chiefersutherland5609 Před 2 lety +8

    Im sorry there is absolutely nothing better than josh, james and the Dara laughing hysterically together.

  • @Baiko
    @Baiko Před 4 lety +18

    21:28 especially is why I am here watching these again.

  • @starpixi9725
    @starpixi9725 Před 5 lety +388

    I feel like in nearly every compilation he at least tells the apricot joke one time...
    Not, that I mind tho, he is hilarious

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah i always think to myself:
      "Oh, no! Not another bloody apricot routine!!"

  • @itsharry793
    @itsharry793 Před 5 lety +68

    Perfect hangover cure 😂

  • @johnhansenbristow2900
    @johnhansenbristow2900 Před 11 měsíci +2

    His improved stand up is so good 😭

  • @BFGMusic-my3nc
    @BFGMusic-my3nc Před 3 lety +19

    I was on the US X Factor, and also performed on cruise ships afterwards for 2 years. That last one got way too real 😂

  • @jearrico
    @jearrico Před 2 lety +13

    Most I have ever seen James Acaster laugh 12:23 😆😆

  • @preym1603
    @preym1603 Před 3 lety +6

    One of the best comedians. Very underrated

  • @swine13
    @swine13 Před 3 lety +3

    11:55 - id never seen this before, its hilarious 😂
    And Rob's "if you can't see the camera I can't see you" kills James, which is rare hahaha

  • @abbey03
    @abbey03 Před 5 lety +44

    He’s absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AK33_
    @AK33_ Před 3 lety +16

    "slip something on under the fence like... death comes to us all"

  • @cherie2916
    @cherie2916 Před 3 lety +5

    I LOVE JAMES ACASTER!!! Thank you for putting all of these videos together!

  • @geckokid8265
    @geckokid8265 Před rokem +4

    Where Milton Jones is like a funny uncle or grandad that occasionally wakes up and says something hilarious, James Acaster is like your funny cousin who is more active and says more funny things

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 Před 5 lety +24

    "000000000 g I"
    🤣

  • @benibbotson2014
    @benibbotson2014 Před 5 lety +19

    Best comedian of this generation.

  • @mullallylally
    @mullallylally Před 5 lety +43

    I don't think he's lost a round

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 Před 3 lety +37

    Love the amount of boos and looks of horror Josh got when he disrespected Mary Berry.
    That lady is a national treasure.

  • @NoYeahNah
    @NoYeahNah Před 2 lety +5

    16:08 When James does his bit about 'Leadership', the auto-generated subtitles assume he is talking about the Congo. As in, the vast African rainforest. Yes, leading the Congo would be very stressful. Do I need to plan a route? Yes, most likely. "Oh God, I miss my family". It's amazing how you can substitute the two. To the extent that I am now questioning which one he is talking about.

  • @mattysanders7336
    @mattysanders7336 Před 3 lety +6

    6:54
    James looks like hes jut finished a box of Scooby Snacks!

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Před 5 lety +8

    He's just the best! ❤️❤️😍😍 I watched Episode 3 several times cuz he was so funny and adorable there!! Oy oy!

  • @clude9897
    @clude9897 Před 4 lety +18

    10:33
    Was waiting for a soggy bottom joke.

  • @hannah6272
    @hannah6272 Před 3 lety +13

    He’s actually very fit😍😍😫

  • @grointastic4242
    @grointastic4242 Před rokem +2

    The monkey selfie bit is maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen and the second funniest thing could be "and did they have the directions you were looking for?"

  • @ireallydontknowatthispoint7298

    He is so cute! Weirdly sexy😅😂

  • @bopgye9513
    @bopgye9513 Před 4 lety +84

    He really missed a trick with Pret a Manger, having just done that "ready to eat" skit, given that "pret a manger" is French for "ready to eat"!

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +4

      I think they're actually related in his stand up routine, arent they? He knows, because he says things like "I love to manger a banana... its my favourite thing to manger."

  • @lizziebkennedy7505
    @lizziebkennedy7505 Před rokem

    Thank you!

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste Před 2 lety +1

    That Skype joke my have flown under the radar, but my God is it gold.

  • @phoebebrunt5971
    @phoebebrunt5971 Před 4 lety +13

    Robot bongo cuckoo clock. Now there’s a film I’d go watch 😂

    • @greenhill7528
      @greenhill7528 Před 4 lety +1

      It's Robo - bongo - cukoo - cop
      Fyi

    • @wow3529
      @wow3529 Před 4 lety

      Green Hill what does the joke mean? I don’t understand

    • @noatrope
      @noatrope Před 4 lety

      Charlie Fisher It’s like Robocop but also combined with a drum and a bird

  • @nakkokip
    @nakkokip Před 4 lety +13

    "Grexit, I like that."

  • @trin.mal0ne
    @trin.mal0ne Před 8 měsíci

    Robo bongo cuckoo cop is still my absolute fave 😂❤

  • @wrenclark4907
    @wrenclark4907 Před 3 lety +9

    James: mentions pret a manger in his standup
    Josh widdicome, about to go on next: shit hes stolen my material

  • @becca4127
    @becca4127 Před 4 lety +8

    When he laughs at 12:25 🥰

  • @mikaylabrown6156
    @mikaylabrown6156 Před 5 lety +64

    i mean james isn’t wrong, you can’t exactly cut shapes to the national anthem

  • @badmatter2157
    @badmatter2157 Před 2 lety +2

    god damn i love these apricots

  • @Al_o_bri
    @Al_o_bri Před 5 lety +83

    Why is my suggestions full of James Acaster videos every day, has he doesn’t his life savings on marketing or something

    • @oliverosullivan8497
      @oliverosullivan8497 Před 4 lety +4

      Al O98 the algorithm

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah lol he spent millions specifically to market himself to you and you only

  • @zarinshapurjee9430
    @zarinshapurjee9430 Před rokem

    The robo bongo cockoo cop joke was hilarious 😂😂😂 was dying with laughter

  • @stenoch
    @stenoch Před 5 lety +22

    Still, talented fellow...

  • @maryamhussain3361
    @maryamhussain3361 Před 4 lety +24

    6:00 black mirror episode 1

  • @Babyteef
    @Babyteef Před 4 lety +4

    Stanger things fan account, James Acaster contest... y E S

  • @emilyjfreer2895
    @emilyjfreer2895 Před 4 lety +12

    17:57 that happened in school once.

  • @davidsearle1207
    @davidsearle1207 Před 2 lety +1

    Everything from 11:09 onwards is gold

  • @bellegriffiths5866
    @bellegriffiths5866 Před 4 lety +4

    Why have I convinced myself that James' friend Daryl. Is in fact Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead

  • @liamlaidlerlaidler5638
    @liamlaidlerlaidler5638 Před 4 lety +4

    The true or false answer tho 😂😂

  • @freebeerishere
    @freebeerishere Před 5 lety

    Yesss

  • @susanadam6094
    @susanadam6094 Před 3 lety +2

    I have the biggest crush on this man 🥰

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr Před 3 lety +9

    Turns out James actually knows a lot about world affairs, impressed.

  • @darthvader2812
    @darthvader2812 Před rokem

    12:24 Rare footage of James wetting himself laughing.

  • @gggcccdddaaa2080
    @gggcccdddaaa2080 Před 4 lety +2

    What was the song called?

  • @gcharris91
    @gcharris91 Před 5 lety +2

    13:43 dismantle - computation

  • @selznickselznick
    @selznickselznick Před 2 lety +2

    there is an actual advert for giving blood that says you get free biscuits, can't believe james would lie like that

  • @matthewrobert686
    @matthewrobert686 Před 5 lety +4

    21:39 😂😂😂

    • @wow3529
      @wow3529 Před 4 lety

      Stourbridge Baggies can you please explain it

  • @toyloss
    @toyloss Před 4 lety +1

    You’d James is Hugh’s son 😂😂

  • @liljuliet943
    @liljuliet943 Před 4 lety +7

    12:25 just keeping this for later

  • @robparkinson9850
    @robparkinson9850 Před 3 lety +3

    GRExit. Oh how we laughed at the time.

  • @stanleyjessop7273
    @stanleyjessop7273 Před 5 lety +29

    This video's are the highlight of the month however you'll run out of James clips eventually, who will you do next?

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver Před 5 lety +2

      They will never run out of James clips! He's a never ending font of comedy. (Jks)

    • @StrangerCrack
      @StrangerCrack  Před 5 lety +12

      If only I knew...
      I've already done a few compilations with Richard Ayoade, but his humour isn't quite as compilable... maybe David Mitchell? But again, he doesn't really do those great one-liners

    • @stanleyjessop7273
      @stanleyjessop7273 Před 5 lety +3

      @@StrangerCrack David Mitchell, is very good Sean lock might be a good choice

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver Před 5 lety +1

      @@StrangerCrack Jimmy Carr maybe? He has lots on one liners.

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 Před 5 lety +5

      Stranger Crack maybe someone like aisling bea? she’s been on a bunch of panel shows and has been a regular on a couple so she must have a ton of one-liners/funny moments

  • @manasvininaren506
    @manasvininaren506 Před 3 lety +1

    21:51 he's standing on the wrong side, im panicking

  • @SamuelKristopher
    @SamuelKristopher Před 4 lety +17

    Mock the Week is like 2% good comedians/jokes and then a bunch of unfunny people riffing off those good jokes and somehow sucking all the energy and fun out of it. Like, how many times did we see Acaster crack a witty joke then it's immediately aped and repeated by the others but with half or less of the humour? So glad for these clips of Acaster only, he's the only one from this show I'd really watch.

  • @cloe412
    @cloe412 Před 2 lety

    My favorite parts ;)
    7:57 9:30 14:59 18:04 20:29

  • @smcw6270
    @smcw6270 Před 3 lety +1

    21:29 robo bongo cuckoo cop

  • @andrewgaughan6418
    @andrewgaughan6418 Před 2 lety

    3:50 21:29 legendary.

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 Před 2 lety +1

    12:25

  • @andrewhazlewood4569
    @andrewhazlewood4569 Před 3 lety +3

    4:51 One more reminder that every time English audiences get the clap they go off prematurely. See also
    Viking clap

  • @Dr.Bong_
    @Dr.Bong_ Před rokem

    robo bongo cuckoo cop lmao

  • @joshuaverkerk4532
    @joshuaverkerk4532 Před 2 lety +2

    Acaster is a genius and one of my top favorite comedians, but I have to admit, I still don’t get the robobongocuckoocop joke. Any help?

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 Před 3 lety

    2:24 who is this, please?

  • @voodoolew
    @voodoolew Před 2 lety +2

    You know he really wanted to say the "tigers in the wild" line, but the one before did too well

  • @tentardigrades968
    @tentardigrades968 Před 2 lety +1

    Can someone explain what the stand up part was about? That couldn’t have just been freestyled, right? So what are the rules?

  • @Henryk6203
    @Henryk6203 Před 11 měsíci

    It’s like everybody is so happy and I don’t really know. Is it good for that? 0:33

  • @fritzmoy101
    @fritzmoy101 Před 3 lety

    What came first, this or his standup routine?

  • @Mahfireballs
    @Mahfireballs Před 3 lety +1

    4:22 "Grexit I like that." James Acaster I found the guilty one he started it all beisde the fact that someone thaught of Grexit long before Brexit and that James is agains the Brexit I think. Still funny in retrospective.

  • @msanandBOOMBOOM
    @msanandBOOMBOOM Před 4 lety +13

    WARNING:
    Don't watch it in the library.

  • @jcrl4671
    @jcrl4671 Před 3 lety

    I want to go to Oaxaca spoon amnesty

  • @alexedgecombe3562
    @alexedgecombe3562 Před 3 lety +1

    8:40 does that mean that things will eventually escalate in legality and shame. I'll be on my way to my local One Stop and see a guy pale as fuck, twitching with a fever getting out of a car trying to conceal a leg of lamb.