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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Před 3 lety +977

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  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 Před 3 lety +16006

    A bomb defuser was once asked how he stayed so calm, and he simply replied “I’m either right, or it’s suddenly not my problem”

  • @JohnnyLouisXIX
    @JohnnyLouisXIX Před 3 lety +8345

    "You're sure this armor will protect us?"
    "It'll buy us time"
    "Get ready"
    "This is for Soap"

    • @alansilvero
      @alansilvero Před 3 lety +396

      Ending the campaign on these suits was delightful

    • @PerturbatorFan
      @PerturbatorFan Před 3 lety +172

      Plot twist: The armor were kevlar suits designed like EOD suits

    • @alansilvero
      @alansilvero Před 3 lety +80

      @@PerturbatorFan So there are actual suits like those or at least is possible to make one irl

    • @PerturbatorFan
      @PerturbatorFan Před 3 lety +82

      No idea, but sometime in the future we may get actual juggernaut suits

    • @3sty216
      @3sty216 Před 3 lety +57

      @@PerturbatorFan I mean we have the Technology and Materials to get one. We'll just need some budget and time to develop one.

  • @supafoxy
    @supafoxy Před 3 lety +863

    *"YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL! !"* -Dozer, 2013.

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain Před 3 lety +919

    "Trousers, a jacket, and a groin section" I see they have their priorities straight.

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR Před 3 lety +5262

    "I'm a bomb defuser, if you see me running you better run faster" -an EOD unit

    • @joshlarson2954
      @joshlarson2954 Před 3 lety +150

      I feel like that could be a COD quote

    • @GrumpyGremlin.
      @GrumpyGremlin. Před 3 lety +83

      No it goes "If you see me running you better have your shades on"

    • @daim87
      @daim87 Před 3 lety +9

      Sum of all fears 😅

    • @andresmontenegro4623
      @andresmontenegro4623 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 Před 3 lety +69

      I saw a quote on a space engineers loading screen that said " if you see a bomb technician running, follow him."

  • @jameshughdalton
    @jameshughdalton Před 3 lety +3765

    My dad was told when in northern Ireland. "it won't save your life but it will keep all your body parts together"

    • @ikmal-sy9iy
      @ikmal-sy9iy Před 3 lety +259

      Also if mistake happen, it's not your problem anymore

    • @jonas-savimbi3765
      @jonas-savimbi3765 Před 3 lety +80

      I'm from NI and I want to say that your Dad was a smart man

    • @Gallboynarossan
      @Gallboynarossan Před 3 lety +42

      Your Dad shouldn't have been in NI in the first place

    • @jameshughdalton
      @jameshughdalton Před 3 lety +73

      Lol at the 'shouldnt be in NI' comments. He was from the ballysillan road ya muppets.

    • @ikmal-sy9iy
      @ikmal-sy9iy Před 3 lety +6

      Maybe his dad going there because job commitment,or as tourist after the war

  • @valhallabound4912
    @valhallabound4912 Před 3 lety +2597

    My friend was EOD and did 5 tours.
    He killed himself a few years back.
    His nerves were shot and his heart was broken from all the BS he dealt with.
    Love and miss you Neil you're truly missed🤘🏻

    • @adamclark7564
      @adamclark7564 Před 3 lety +98

      Wow. Rlly sad to read. God only knows the stress he mustve dealt with

    • @fatal_263
      @fatal_263 Před 3 lety +86

      Your friend saved many lives, he is watching you in heaven

    • @Manofsteal912
      @Manofsteal912 Před 3 lety +61

      F for the man to pay respect

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 Před 3 lety +24

      X to doubt

    • @fatal_263
      @fatal_263 Před 3 lety +62

      @@akisa7865 why would he lie about this huh?

  • @thatone_dude235
    @thatone_dude235 Před 3 lety +405

    EOD unit gets hit by an atomic bomb: that tickles
    EOD gets kicked in the balls: why are we still here? Just to suffer

  • @stevenbain383
    @stevenbain383 Před 3 lety +2798

    I did see an interview with an EOD unit and one dude said "the suit isn't there to save my life, it's just there to make sure there is still something to send home."
    Like damn...

    • @kylokill2491
      @kylokill2491 Před 3 lety +67

      Damn thats deep

    • @Raelexx
      @Raelexx Před 3 lety +105

      @@kylokill2491 no, not really.

    • @garybrown2039
      @garybrown2039 Před 3 lety +25

      Yep, and that’s what war does.

    • @stevenbain383
      @stevenbain383 Před 3 lety +14

      @@garybrown2039 very true indeed, unfortunately

    • @Plan3tMist
      @Plan3tMist Před 3 lety +33

      @@Raelexx you really dont get it, do you?

  • @jeffthemilkdud5908
    @jeffthemilkdud5908 Před 3 lety +2406

    You’re a different breed of human if you willingly choose this profession

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 Před 2 lety +94

    One of the scariest phrases to ever hear in COD
    “An enemy juggernaut has entered the battlefield”

    • @bigbears420
      @bigbears420 Před rokem

      My strategy is to flash them continuously while using an assault rifle or an smg and it will eventually kill them.

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 Před rokem

      or the menacing thud that plays in mw2 spec ops

    • @ralphlorenzperolino3054
      @ralphlorenzperolino3054 Před rokem +1

      *Be advised, heavily armed ground forces are being deployed by the enemy*

  • @0k_b00m3r
    @0k_b00m3r Před 3 lety +510

    PD2: haha dozer go brrrrrr
    CoD: haha immortal juggernaut go brrrr
    Real life: * Sad bomb defusing noises *

    • @edaghryan3087
      @edaghryan3087 Před 3 lety +25

      YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND IM THE FUCKING WALL!

    • @watchmeb1818
      @watchmeb1818 Před 3 lety +5

      Can you spell

    • @0k_b00m3r
      @0k_b00m3r Před 3 lety +1

      @@edaghryan3087 MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER

    • @johnfarstom8423
      @johnfarstom8423 Před 3 lety +4

      @@watchmeb1818 Can you understand a single god damn joke, or do you not have enough brain cells to proccess it?

    • @watchmeb1818
      @watchmeb1818 Před 3 lety

      @@johnfarstom8423 it wasn’t tho...

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Před 3 lety +1407

    "The suit reduces mobility to a large degree"
    The one guy who ran a RACE in one.

    • @svuntekarlberg
      @svuntekarlberg Před 3 lety +81

      I’m not entirely sure, but I think a woman holds the world record in a mile ran with an EOD suit. (11 minutes, six seconds according to army.mil) I’m not getting r/wooooshed seeing ’I dont get the joke’, I just wanted to add to this.

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 Před 3 lety +14

      @@svuntekarlberg cool

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 Před 3 lety +38

      It wouldn’t surprise me at all if an EOD female holds the record. Certain aspects of physical fitness are non discriminate in EOD because devices and tools weight what they weigh leading to abnormally strong females. Also the small suits weigh less than a larger suit and the sizes are based more on height than anything. So a small EOD female is abnormally strong and wears a suit that is lighter weight.
      One additional concern is that for every five minutes in the suit you loose one IQ point and half a pound of water weight. (Don’t worry they come back with Pedia-Lite and cooling down.)
      Advice for anyone wearing a bomb suit for the first time, please don’t eat biscuits and gravy, cereal with whole milk, and yogurt for breakfast because your puke will have nowhere to go.
      Advice for everyone not EOD: when in the company of EOD do not bring up the hurt locker in any significant way, expect to quietly enjoy any film with bomb techs in it, tell an EOD tech something you “know” about a piece of munitions, leave beer unattended, or expect a technician will have pants on when you get back from the bathroom. By the way don’t touch anything

    • @kuro9410_ilust
      @kuro9410_ilust Před 3 lety +4

      also that certain guy who skates in one on a top of a strut

    • @awesomesauceTN234
      @awesomesauceTN234 Před 3 lety +8

      @@nemoexnuqual3643 every five minutes you lose an iq point? Wow

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ Před 3 lety +1800

    EOD suits in thumbnail: Perfect armour for brandishing a minigun
    EOD irl: *clonk *clonk

    • @fernandoruiz7713
      @fernandoruiz7713 Před 3 lety +58

      EOD irl: Will literally get annihilated against a 9mm

    • @03_luutanbao11
      @03_luutanbao11 Před 3 lety +52

      EOD suits in video games are made from some extremely thick metal and kevlar or something since it could take a whole rocket to the body and still be fine

    • @buff9267
      @buff9267 Před 3 lety +10

      Not just the thumbnail, the outro too

    • @npne1253
      @npne1253 Před 3 lety +32

      @@03_luutanbao11Yes there is armor that can deflect 50 cals but you're gonna get serious fractures anyways..

    • @GoodVibes-xq4yi
      @GoodVibes-xq4yi Před 3 lety +17

      Cant forget the heavy metal music

  • @jpegman6917
    @jpegman6917 Před 3 lety +55

    "Guys, the thermal drill, go getit"

  • @chillguynamedwan1034
    @chillguynamedwan1034 Před 3 lety +2013

    IRL Juggernaut: Actually pretty weak
    MW2 Specops Juggernaut: Literally Invincible

    • @aidanpaul2745
      @aidanpaul2745 Před 3 lety +69

      You mean mw2019. Mw2 jugs are babies compared to the new ones

    • @chillguynamedwan1034
      @chillguynamedwan1034 Před 3 lety +88

      @@aidanpaul2745 I mean MW2 Specops Jugs.They literally Invincible
      Sometimes I wonder how many hit to kill those 2 jugs in scrapyard

    • @aidanpaul2745
      @aidanpaul2745 Před 3 lety +12

      @@chillguynamedwan1034 I need to replay mw2

    • @chillguynamedwan1034
      @chillguynamedwan1034 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aidanpaul2745 same

    • @salfordshan3545
      @salfordshan3545 Před 3 lety +36

      Anyone else remember saving up for the predetor drone for ab entire round just to one shot these

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Před 3 lety +755

    How to make a Juggernaut type enemy in an FPS :
    - Equip them with a shotty, minigun, LMG, etc.
    - Slap an EOD on it
    - boom

  • @DarknessVR619
    @DarknessVR619 Před rokem +4

    IRL Juggernaut: used for defusing bombs
    Payday 2 Bulldozers: *Laughs in one down*

  • @vividvault9285
    @vividvault9285 Před 3 lety +52

    When I was in the Army, still in AIT, all of us being new soldiers were curious to ask our staff sergeant some questions about deployment as he had brought it up. Someone asked him what the craziest thing was he witnessed while he was over. He said then very first time he ever went, he had not even seen combat yet. They located a UXO (unexploded ordinance) and made a perimeter and brought in EOD. He spoke with some of those that showed up and they went to work. I do not know the details of the equipment that was worn, but it apparently was not enough because he said "I was just speaking to him, and now he is in pieces, everywhere. We literally just had a conversation"

  • @joshuas135
    @joshuas135 Před 3 lety +2479

    Simple history: EOD Juggernaut Suit.
    CoD MW fans: allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @fenshirecroal2050
    @fenshirecroal2050 Před 3 lety +1000

    I actually got to wear one of these suits a few years back when I was in high school. My school brought in army recruiters every once in a while, and one day they brought in one of these suits for students to try out during lunch. I felt like I was in a suit of power armor from fallout or something. The thing was incredibly heavy, though, so I can’t imagine trekking around in it for and extended period of time, much less in the deserts of the Middle East

    • @smiles2242
      @smiles2242 Před 3 lety +66

      Man I always wanted to wear a bomb suit and race in it

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Před 3 lety +44

      now that ya mention it, power armor KINDA is like eod suits but...ya know for bullets and lazers, more of a modern suit of knight armor if that was practical or possible, then again they have a lot of robo stuff underneath to help move in it, so in theroy its possible to make some.

    • @EricWulfe
      @EricWulfe Před 3 lety +8

      At least those power armors have some sort of power assist in them to enable users to traverse quickly, they wouldnt be called power armors in the 1st place

    • @vivexn9256
      @vivexn9256 Před 3 lety +10

      When I was younger I was at a parade and an EOD guy from the police was there and he had some piece of equipment I can’t remember right but I think it was a thing to bash down doors or something and I got to hold it and get a picture with the guy. Younger me thought he was really cool in that suit cause he looked like a juggernaut from MW2 lol

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial Před 3 lety +3

      @@vivexn9256 battering ram?

  • @aureum5484
    @aureum5484 Před 3 lety +82

    This is the guy that makes payday 2 heists impossible on loud

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Před 3 lety +7

      They are strong units that can be killed quickly. However, they serve as tanks for the police, so they are much of a threat, especially since higher difficulties increase the damage for all weapons.

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy Před 2 lety +1

      You mean in payday: the heist, because in 2, they are used as chewing gum for high level players

    • @qq13563817153
      @qq13563817153 Před 2 lety

      If you can consistently aim for the head, even a pistol can chew through dozers with ease

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Před 2 lety

      @@qq13563817153 Whenever my friend has to go after a Dozer, he has to expose himself from enemy gunfire.

    • @MerchantrRe4
      @MerchantrRe4 Před 2 lety

      I use RPGs and shotguns most of the time, so he goes down real quick

  • @HolyReality891
    @HolyReality891 Před 2 lety +135

    My brother was EOD. Two tours in Iraq. Thank you to him and all the men and women like him who have sacrificed for our country

  • @GuyNamedBarry
    @GuyNamedBarry Před 3 lety +6304

    "These suits were used for Bomb Squads, not for Juggernauts with Miniguns"
    _Reality is often disappointing_

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Před 3 lety +392

      I think they just didn't find soldiers strong enough both to move in that suit and to carry minigun.

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Před 3 lety +273

      _Payday 2 would like agree to disagree_
      Edit
      *using some military spec "diplomatic" tools*

    • @jesspayne5548
      @jesspayne5548 Před 3 lety +66

      ceu160193 or it’s not that hard to counter and they aren’t exactly bullet proof

    • @joshlarson2954
      @joshlarson2954 Před 3 lety +101

      @@ceu160193 These suits arent made for stopping bullets, Also the military dosent need Juggernauts.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Před 3 lety +48

      @@joshlarson2954 Juggernauts can be great shock troops.

  • @julianroffman3921
    @julianroffman3921 Před 3 lety +3368

    An EOD operator makes only two mistakes in his whole life, the first one is when he chooses his job...

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Před 3 lety +161

      Second, I'm assuming, results in an explosion.

    • @emperorcokelord1021
      @emperorcokelord1021 Před 3 lety +28

      It depends

    • @LesRequiem957
      @LesRequiem957 Před 3 lety +29

      Wait what if he lives through the whole thing? Then whats the second mistake?

    • @emperorcokelord1021
      @emperorcokelord1021 Před 3 lety +26

      @@LesRequiem957 It's so obvious that I ain't telling what is the second mistake for an EOD operator

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Před 3 lety +43

      @@emperorcokelord1021 At least he goes out with a bang.

  • @Cup_Head_575
    @Cup_Head_575 Před 3 lety +28

    I once new a guy who was an eod guy and he once joked that usually if you had to use the suit, what ever they were defusing was powerful enough to make the suit look like wet 2ply.

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245
    @ctrlaltrepeat245 Před 3 lety +16

    10:11
    The bomb suit looked so badass until it got to the face

  • @chobez271
    @chobez271 Před 3 lety +2269

    juggernauts in video games: literally takes thousands of bullets to take down
    juggernauts in real life:

    • @DVNTempest7482
      @DVNTempest7482 Před 3 lety +12

      Oh sh 173 likes peanut is about to snap

    • @headshooter186
      @headshooter186 Před 3 lety +45

      I was legit using an entire rounds of a shot gun and MP7 then he turned around it was at this moment I knew I fucked up

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 Před 3 lety +7

      I always had to call in a missile, or the ac130 in mw3.

    • @headshooter186
      @headshooter186 Před 3 lety +5

      @@k.i.a6433 last night I tested it out you can just hit them 3 times in the back it's an instant kill

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 Před 3 lety +1

      @@headshooter186 aren't they usually together though?

  • @ThreeEyedWarlord2207
    @ThreeEyedWarlord2207 Před 3 lety +1039

    The opening scene looks like it was based from the “Hurt Locker”.
    Edit: Nice touch.

  • @Robert53area
    @Robert53area Před 3 lety +20

    Thank you for giving these guys justice, and good background.
    To all the EOD techs who might watch this. Thank you, from a former grunt corpsman. Youlls diligence saves more lives than I ever could.

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 Před 3 lety +5

    “Bulldozer, stand aside!”

  • @notforsaletoday1895
    @notforsaletoday1895 Před 3 lety +251

    “Specifically designed to protect against decapitations”

  • @manofculture4945
    @manofculture4945 Před 3 lety +2496

    In an alternative universe, complex history.

    • @melissaharway4547
      @melissaharway4547 Před 3 lety +107

      Each video is a hour long

    • @God_Help_Me11
      @God_Help_Me11 Před 3 lety +47

      They don’t explain it well... anything else in the alt universe?

    • @ranzer4
      @ranzer4 Před 3 lety +57

      "Complex future" where they predict future based on current situation

    • @SakorskySP
      @SakorskySP Před 3 lety +4

      Ikr

    • @fletcherq5835
      @fletcherq5835 Před 3 lety +17

      They have ads at the end

  • @DellKaGor
    @DellKaGor Před 3 lety +10

    "YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE F**KING WALL"

  • @MsPaganini10
    @MsPaganini10 Před 3 lety +45

    In the future:
    "Aren't we supposed to defuse bombs?"
    *"Yeah, but this is more fun."*

  • @caixadaguaplayz1569
    @caixadaguaplayz1569 Před 3 lety +737

    Me at 10:00 into the video: yeah this is the most realistic drawing ever made in this channel
    Guy wearing the suit at 10:12: wassup, do you like my eyes?

  • @kaykay8444
    @kaykay8444 Před 3 lety +803

    “Bulldozer time!”
    *checks RPG ammo*
    *ammo remaining: 0*
    “Dallas was downed!”

  • @Lockmac21
    @Lockmac21 Před 3 lety +103

    I’m going into EOD after basic. I ship this June. Wml

    • @drpepper694
      @drpepper694 Před 3 lety +10

      God be with you

    • @StudiosDraco
      @StudiosDraco Před 3 lety +6

      May the odd be ever in your favor.

    • @somewhatschmidt
      @somewhatschmidt Před 3 lety +2

      Nice I tried for eod but i missed one point on depth perception so now im going engineering, but hey man good luck

    • @cavemanfromspace3038
      @cavemanfromspace3038 Před 3 lety +1

      Half the people in comms are failures in EOD school

    • @belcs7313
      @belcs7313 Před 3 lety +1

      mashallah brother

  • @theeagle7552
    @theeagle7552 Před 3 lety +10

    "MAKE WAYYYY, FOR THE DOZERRRRRR!!"

  • @SimpleNobody2420
    @SimpleNobody2420 Před 3 lety +3601

    So they never really use miniguns. Reality is so Disappointing.

    • @emperorcokelord1021
      @emperorcokelord1021 Před 3 lety +155

      This ain't video game. This is real life

    • @iguessthisisnowmyname2258
      @iguessthisisnowmyname2258 Před 3 lety +410

      If someone in an EOD suit shot a minigun, they’d fall backwards and then they couldn’t get up

    • @greyperrin5929
      @greyperrin5929 Před 3 lety +100

      Realistically most mini guns are so heavy it’s impossible to carry

    • @emperorcokelord1021
      @emperorcokelord1021 Před 3 lety +122

      @@greyperrin5929 Not to mention, the immense recoil, needing battery to run it, and ammo is just the tip of the iceberg

    • @ileryon4019
      @ileryon4019 Před 3 lety +43

      Clickbait is often misleading

  • @Devonnius
    @Devonnius Před 3 lety +2281

    EOD Juggernauts in 2020: Can defuse bombs
    EOD Juggernauts in 2120: Can carry 2 miniguns, has a jetpack.

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 Před 3 lety +77

      CoD players: we’ve seen this on before!

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy Před 3 lety +47

      @@tres8003
      Suit manufacturers:
      What do you mean you've seen this one? It's brand new.

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 Před 3 lety +26

      XS1-Goliath: allow me to introduce myself

    • @mrbigsauce9984
      @mrbigsauce9984 Před 3 lety +8

      Fallout power armor

    • @bruhmoment5042
      @bruhmoment5042 Před 3 lety +3

      EOD technicians*

  • @scripe1957
    @scripe1957 Před 3 lety +19

    "bomb has been planted"
    bomb defuser: profuse sweating

  • @nemoexnuqual3643
    @nemoexnuqual3643 Před 3 lety +4

    Compared to most sources, great job. Each piece of info was almost correct, well done (seriously). You did about as well as the history channel “Suicide Missions” episode.

  • @cohenstukey1413
    @cohenstukey1413 Před 3 lety +668

    Used for: bomb defusing, IED searching
    COD MW: mini-gun weilding Jesus

    • @KevinLee-vp4cn
      @KevinLee-vp4cn Před 3 lety +31

      So true,
      COD MW: Your jesus with a minigun
      COD Ghosts: Mini gun wielding jesus, or Jesus wielding knife that's fast

    • @arthurmorgan5229
      @arthurmorgan5229 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @cohenstukey1413
      @cohenstukey1413 Před 3 lety

      Just play black ops man,

    • @Robosium
      @Robosium Před 3 lety +1

      Payday 2: either minor annoyance or it could be shot with a nuke and the wearer would still live, kinda sad that they always used by enemies only

    • @aladontheinternet6363
      @aladontheinternet6363 Před 3 lety

      @@KevinLee-vp4cn never played a cod before
      I recognise this armour as belonging to the bulldozer police unit in PD2

  • @Luckas-jk7dk
    @Luckas-jk7dk Před 3 lety +278

    Imagine wearing a blast proof-heavyweight protection made with state of the art Kevlar and steel protections and getting killed by a stray bullet

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord Před 3 lety +6

    Actual eod: keeps specialists safe from explosives
    Video game eod: haha big man take more bullet

  • @soldierdudegaming708
    @soldierdudegaming708 Před 3 lety +7

    Me: *sees EOD suit*
    My Brain: MAKE WAY FOR THE DOOOZER!

  • @sergiuvolda1155
    @sergiuvolda1155 Před 3 lety +947

    EOD Tech: *explodes and dies*
    PayDay 2 fans: "DOZER'S HISTORY!"

    • @Jagdcmmdo
      @Jagdcmmdo Před 3 lety +15

      Eeyy sergiu, hows your wife? How do you like your new checkpoint?

    • @GrumpyGremlin.
      @GrumpyGremlin. Před 3 lety +8

      What they actually mean is that they hacked dozers web browser history
      #DirtyDozerPorn

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @lvr1760
      @lvr1760 Před 3 lety +3

      DOZER DOWN!

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 Před 3 lety

      LVR1 ouch

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Před 3 lety +1668

    God rest the souls of those who died trying to defuse a bomb.

    • @lucjanl1262
      @lucjanl1262 Před 3 lety +12

      Wtf is your profile pic?

    • @zainy_inc154
      @zainy_inc154 Před 3 lety +4

      🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😔

    • @zeta1960
      @zeta1960 Před 3 lety +2

      R.I.P

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 Před 3 lety +11

      Nah m8 they'll respawn ;)

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Před 3 lety +31

      @@lucjanl1262 A Polandball, of the US, because I am an American, the German Empire, because I am a German American, a Slovak Flag, because I am also a Slovak American, and a British Flag, because I love the UK, and a I found out after the fact, I am party all four ethnicities of the British Isles.
      And all united by a golden cross, because I am Catholic.

  • @Warweazel
    @Warweazel Před 3 lety +9

    This is what my dad did in the Air Force. He was stationed at Dover AFB, so he naturally spent most of his career detonating explosives rather than defusing bombs in a combat zone. Even made this giant metal box to detonate bombs on the range without worrying about shrapnel, and I hear they still use it.

  • @nutofwisdom791
    @nutofwisdom791 Před 3 lety +8

    -"you are up agaisnt a wall and i am the fucking wall!"-

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad7085 Před 3 lety +222

    “You’re up against the wall and I am the F**KING WALL!”
    _Skulldozer_

    • @Man1503go.
      @Man1503go. Před 3 lety

      Noice

    • @st.paddymad7085
      @st.paddymad7085 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Man1503go. I haven't played PayDay 2 in ages, but after watching Russian Badger's vid on it recently made mr realise how fun it is, might try get some good folks to play it with me.

    • @Man1503go.
      @Man1503go. Před 3 lety

      @@st.paddymad7085 Same Russian badger

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid Před 3 lety

      Nick The Gunslinger, I might have plans as well

    • @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116
      @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 Před 3 lety +1

      @@st.paddymad7085
      wanna join up?
      steam: cursed spark

  • @burght8805
    @burght8805 Před 3 lety +682

    Anyone: This is a guy who defuses bombs.
    Payday 2 players: KILLDOZER

    • @beetarts3561
      @beetarts3561 Před 3 lety +4

      but u kill them within 3 secs

    • @burght8805
      @burght8805 Před 3 lety +3

      @@beetarts3561 im not saying they're scared, I'm just saying it's the first thing that comes to their minds

    • @beetarts3561
      @beetarts3561 Před 3 lety

      @@burght8805 lol same tho

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 Před 3 lety +3

      @@beetarts3561 which is longer that one tapping every other enemy

    • @cloaker4213
      @cloaker4213 Před 3 lety +4

      Skalmar Make way for the DOZER

  • @mylesdonovan9068
    @mylesdonovan9068 Před 3 lety +2

    Huge respect for these mad lads

  • @andrewpruitt1173
    @andrewpruitt1173 Před 3 lety +6

    I remember getting a chance to wear an EOD suit once back in high school when we had an EOD squad from national guard come in. Theyre extremely heavy

  • @caixadaguaplayz1569
    @caixadaguaplayz1569 Před 3 lety +1428

    Simple history: EOD juggernaut suit
    Payday 2 fans: BULLDOZER TIME!!!!

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 Před 3 lety +104

      YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM T⃣H⃣E⃣ F⃣U⃣C⃣K⃣I⃣N⃣G⃣ W⃣A⃣L⃣L⃣

    • @justpaperandstuff9908
      @justpaperandstuff9908 Před 3 lety +45

      do you guys remember the bulldozer from payday the heist
      the thing still gives me nightmares

    • @charliefoxtrot5490
      @charliefoxtrot5490 Před 3 lety +34

      /// Police assault in progress ///

    • @TiredAkami
      @TiredAkami Před 3 lety +45

      *ITS A MOTHEFUKIN BULLDOZEEEEER!*

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan Před 3 lety +24

      MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER
      >inb4 Cloaker drop kick

  • @joecolclough3775
    @joecolclough3775 Před 3 lety +518

    E.O.D suits in real life: heavy, bulky, slow to move in and doesn't guarantee your safety.
    E.O.D in CoD: shoots a man wearing a tracksuit with an RPG and doesn't kill him🥴

    • @filthymolotovite
      @filthymolotovite Před 3 lety +4

      Same thing

    • @jar6264
      @jar6264 Před 3 lety +10

      EOD armor in CoD aren't the same as juggernauts.

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 Před 3 lety +11

      Payday 2 when a zeal dozer shows up on death sentence:

    • @Ko_Kasumi
      @Ko_Kasumi Před 3 lety +1

      @@GlitchTechV1 Oddly enough the dozers in Payday are weak to explosives stat wise...

    • @htoosaw9012
      @htoosaw9012 Před 3 lety

      Because it game logic

  • @justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439

    I can hear Cpt.Price saying "This is for Soap" while loading his LMG

  • @edjjef2109
    @edjjef2109 Před 3 lety

    Dude all these videos are so great

  • @aaeve5676
    @aaeve5676 Před 3 lety +742

    "Shoot that chopper!"
    *Top 10 words said before loosing a juggernaut armor*

  • @JediGamerX
    @JediGamerX Před 3 lety +264

    “There's enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable.”

  • @anwarhk88
    @anwarhk88 Před 3 lety

    every video you make is sooo nicley animated and intresting

  • @septimusheikler8104
    @septimusheikler8104 Před 3 lety +5

    "How did you get so strong?"
    "I'm an EOD member"

    • @xresinance1290
      @xresinance1290 Před 3 lety

      if you were previously a firemen, you would probably have some innate heatstroke protection as well, so you could be stronger and (cooler looking) for longer with the big suit

  • @Savsgames
    @Savsgames Před 3 lety +436

    I like how the airforce, the one branch that isn't on the ground, has an EOD suit that has integrated air conditioning and is more mobile.

    • @robstephens2257
      @robstephens2257 Před 3 lety +21

      We are on the ground trust me.

    • @MrZackb69
      @MrZackb69 Před 3 lety +14

      Lol can't be to hot USAF motto.

    • @ibm6789
      @ibm6789 Před 3 lety +83

      @@robstephens2257 don’t lie, we all know the Air Force hovers at least half an inch above the ground during all operations.

    • @robstephens2257
      @robstephens2257 Před 3 lety +58

      @@ibm6789 that was top secret now the chinese know

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja Před 2 lety +6

      More mobile? I really hope you mean jetpacks

  • @owhamdvid7837
    @owhamdvid7837 Před 3 lety +146

    How I feel when it’s winter and I have to wear an extra coat

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 Před 3 lety

      Owham D’vid and you have to make the fort Doritos a snow ball fight

  • @Joewest2k11
    @Joewest2k11 Před 3 lety

    Loved The Hurt Locker. EOD guys deserve a lot of respect.

  • @MONTANI12
    @MONTANI12 Před 3 lety +1

    One little thing you missed, is that here is a "metal spine" too keep well, you spine straight if things go south, or in some case a few feet in the air, Great video.

  • @derekrobinson2366
    @derekrobinson2366 Před 3 lety +222

    The thumbnail is basically Trevor in the suit shooting a minigun in “The Paleto Score”

    • @mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420
      @mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao it is

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle Před 3 lety +7

      @Prince Otter2 I'm sorry but who asked

    • @Lil_lit_Bruh
      @Lil_lit_Bruh Před 3 lety +2

      "Time to face the music"

    • @lappo7290
      @lappo7290 Před 3 lety +1

      @Prince Otter2 Says too much about the someone who hates this reference while having awful taste in music and spelling 'your' as 'ur'

    • @kirk776
      @kirk776 Před 3 lety +1

      Prince Otter2 Nice mom joke, 9 year old....

  • @azj_
    @azj_ Před 3 lety +251

    *Simple History: EOD Blast Suit
    *CoD MW: Juggernaut 11:38

    • @Poop-qz9yn
      @Poop-qz9yn Před 3 lety +7

      You need 6 more kills to activate this killstreak

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s so American I when I accidentally cut myself I my blood was red white and blue

  • @bt8468
    @bt8468 Před rokem +2

    Army: “I’ll diffuse the Bomb at any cost”
    Airman: “Can you get me some AC in this suit? and a chair if possible”

  • @squiddog1400
    @squiddog1400 Před 2 lety +2

    Imagine you’re in the middle of a firefight and then the leader of your squad just starts staring off into the distance and begins reciting his script for an advertisement.

  • @thebag1236
    @thebag1236 Před 3 lety +1101

    EOD guy gets hit with rocket: That's cute.
    EOD guy when a stray pistol round hits him.: why are we here just to suffer

    • @jebbsredemption
      @jebbsredemption Před 3 lety +20

      But he has kevlar strong enough to stop bombs so its gonna stop a bullet.

    • @joshlarson2954
      @joshlarson2954 Před 3 lety +117

      @@jebbsredemption Stopping a bomb is different from stopping a bullet, The big shockwave and explosion is what these suits are made to stop, A bullet isnt a wave of force but instead a piece of led very very fast into one spot, The armor may be able to stop light pistol rounds and Shotguns but probably not any rifle rounds.

    • @ruff_crane
      @ruff_crane Před 3 lety +50

      Josh Larson This is the same logic that goes into why bulletproof vests aren't made to stop knives despite being able to stop a bullet. Different objects require different materials and construction to effectively stop them, but one can't be used as a substitute for another. That is of course, unless you are playing a game and logic/realism is all but forsaken for the sake of fun.

    • @captainbutplak4344
      @captainbutplak4344 Před 3 lety +5

      @@joshlarson2954 Shrapnel? The suit is actually resistant against smaller calibers and can take on rifle caliber at certain places meant to protect the person's vitals.

    • @kylegreene1356
      @kylegreene1356 Před 3 lety +24

      @@jebbsredemption No. Stop taking ballastic information from movies and call of duty.

  • @BadTortoise430
    @BadTortoise430 Před 3 lety +93

    "This is it Makarov dosen't leave here alive"

    • @onur97able
      @onur97able Před 3 lety +6

      *loads pkm with malicious intent*

    • @ryszakowy
      @ryszakowy Před 3 lety +2

      technically they didn't use blast suits then.
      that was special high grade armor because yuri eaisly removes it from himself and price piece by piece.

    • @Neneleafy
      @Neneleafy Před 3 lety

      Fullsound yes their call juggernaut suits

  • @BockworschtSoldier
    @BockworschtSoldier Před 2 lety

    What a usefull and nesserary kind of gear. A big thank you to all the brave people who wear this suits to protect inniocent people.

  • @plumpero
    @plumpero Před 2 lety +2

    IRL suit: is protected against fire
    MW2019 suit: a few molotovs and die

  • @2xtoo145
    @2xtoo145 Před 3 lety +218

    Me- Get 15 kills in WWIII
    “This is where the fun begins”

  • @nabielffgi7737
    @nabielffgi7737 Před 3 lety +467

    Makarov has join the chat
    Juggernaut exist
    *Makarov Has left the chat*

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 Před 3 lety +3

    Me: “oooo simple hist-“
    *sees “juggernaut”*
    Dust to dust ptsd

  • @theresaronnie
    @theresaronnie Před 3 lety +5

    this dude has such a smooth voice

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 3 lety +588

    You couldn’t save Yuri from Makarov nonetheless...

    • @petedog7156
      @petedog7156 Před 3 lety +21

      I'm still sad about that

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox Před 3 lety +5

      @@petedog7156 same

    • @beachdaddy5588
      @beachdaddy5588 Před 3 lety +7

      His death was not in vain. He knew what he was getting himself into.

    • @emitruoyetsawinehwem4681
      @emitruoyetsawinehwem4681 Před 3 lety +10

      "Yuri my friend, you shouldn't have come here."

    • @mav40420
      @mav40420 Před 3 lety

      @@beachdaddy5588 still he died and it hit me hard not as hard as soap tho

  • @sandersjustin64
    @sandersjustin64 Před 3 lety +256

    Random dude: So those big suits you guys wear, those things help you from like bombs and stuff?
    Tech: Lol not at all, its good if you want a open casket funeral.

    • @GrumpyGremlin.
      @GrumpyGremlin. Před 3 lety +16

      Yup the suit aint for you it's for your family when they lay down your coffin into the ground

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah Its mostly to keep the body INTACT

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy Před 3 lety

      Ive been saying that in other comments

  • @talon_xi165
    @talon_xi165 Před 3 lety +1

    "MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!"
    -some guy fighting clowns in an EOD suit

  • @mengienghinamwaami4894
    @mengienghinamwaami4894 Před 3 lety +4

    1:39 how it feels to run in dreams

  • @kyledunn6853
    @kyledunn6853 Před 3 lety +296

    "BLASTER 1, THIS IS BLASTER MIKE, RADIO CHECK OVER."
    "BLASTER MIKE, BLASTER 1 SOLID COPY."
    " FIRE IN THE HOLE" 3X

  • @jmachero5852
    @jmachero5852 Před 3 lety +720

    Ah yes, the EOD suit. The “juggernaut” suit.
    -Barely provides any ballistic protection, not supposed to be used as a frontline units
    -Used for explosive protection and it doesn’t even guarantee safety (Again, you’re literally working in *front* of the bomb. If it detonates, you’re gone).

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter Před 3 lety +14

      They look cool in video games.

    • @ddz7153
      @ddz7153 Před 3 lety +15

      There’s a slight chance you can survive using the suit if the bomb isn’t really that powerful

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter Před 3 lety +21

      @@ddz7153 the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages though. Like others have said. Makes you look good for your funeral, that's it.

    • @GrumpyGremlin.
      @GrumpyGremlin. Před 3 lety +6

      @@TheCaptainSplatter Hey everyone gotta be suited up at the funeral even the dead one

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy Před 3 lety +19

      @@TheCaptainSplatter Nah, not really. A lot of the explosives are timed and if they don't have any time to defuse it, they can get as far away as possible. If they don't get far enough away to have zero damage, then the suit helps them not get impaled.

  • @tuco86x
    @tuco86x Před rokem +1

    It's like arc flash gear. Just gives the possibility of having an open casket funeral

  • @lhongdicc5705
    @lhongdicc5705 Před 3 lety +1

    That scene was a nice The Hurt Locker reference

  • @jzoid1351
    @jzoid1351 Před 3 lety +287

    "Bulldozer!"
    "Dallas was downed!"
    "Houston was downed!"
    "Chains was downed!"
    "Wolf was downed!"

  • @GusMortis
    @GusMortis Před 3 lety +378

    A guy we knew who worked on the USS Nimitz, had talked to a marine who was EOD, and he said the suit was there to keep you in one piece if you screwed up, not to protect you.

    • @teefffa
      @teefffa Před 3 lety

      So keeping the person alive is its second priority. Not first?

    • @GusMortis
      @GusMortis Před 3 lety +27

      @@teefffa the blast percussion does crazy things to water. Your made of 70% water. The waves tear you apart.

    • @philmcclenaghan7056
      @philmcclenaghan7056 Před 3 lety +4

      BS. Why would they spend millions just so you could have an open casket?

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 Před 3 lety +6

      @@GusMortis wait, *YOU WERE ON THE NIMITZ, DO YOU KNOW A SEAL NAMED MIKE???*

    • @ethanlaymanlayman8452
      @ethanlaymanlayman8452 Před 3 lety +11

      Because if you have anyone in the military you would want you loved one coming home in one piece not in a bunch. Gosh people like you are so stupid

  • @christian2418
    @christian2418 Před 2 lety +2

    EOD techs are one of the closest thing to a living guardian angel we have as humans in this day in age

  • @gumbo8043
    @gumbo8043 Před 3 lety +1

    "Man, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die comfortably."

  • @juggernaut6544
    @juggernaut6544 Před 3 lety +266

    My brother was a EOD tech and lost the uses of his hands when he was trying to disarm a IED but it was booby trapped

    • @seussdrseiss3841
      @seussdrseiss3841 Před 3 lety +56

      amos whisenhunt thank him for his service and sacrifice

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 Před 3 lety +51

      Allow me to extend thanks for service and sacrifice as well

    • @willa.568
      @willa.568 Před 3 lety +4

      I extend my thanks for your brother’s service 🙏🏼🇺🇸

    • @ithaca2076
      @ithaca2076 Před 3 lety +2

      Tell him we all say thanks here :(

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl Před 3 lety +26

      Give him a high five for me, for his service.

  • @genalex10
    @genalex10 Před 3 lety +118

    Mw3 players: Makarov doesn’t leave here alive
    Mw players: *metal music intensifies*
    Payday 2 players: MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!!

    • @ghost_ib9928
      @ghost_ib9928 Před 3 lety +7

      GTA V players:time to face the music!

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 Před 3 lety +7

      COD Ghosts players: *literally runs around knifing people*

    • @mattfrmdachi
      @mattfrmdachi Před 3 lety +1

      MW2 players: *Juggernaut spawn noise*

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Před 3 lety

      Kengiro 05 MW3 slow asf with riot shield and handgun

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 Před 3 lety

      @@kaybevang536 I literally said COD Ghosts

  • @mr.megamike
    @mr.megamike Před 11 měsíci +2

    2007, Afghanistan. My mom was usually tasked with finding and defusing these IEDs. The stories she told me was a lot scarier than it first seemed. She was a badass throughout mine and my sisters lives. She raised us right damn near by herself.

  • @tacoboy2218
    @tacoboy2218 Před 3 lety

    I once heard how eods kepted there cool was the mind set of " either I'm right or suddenly it's not my problem anymore

  • @fnfallout5664
    @fnfallout5664 Před 3 lety +161

    Price and Yuri: "I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

  • @makrel5343
    @makrel5343 Před 3 lety +605

    EOD operators in real life: 9:34
    EOD operators in Call of duty: 11:39

  • @defalt9k334
    @defalt9k334 Před 3 lety +1

    This is like someone drop a soap except the soap is explosive and the person who is bending over equipe himself a Explosive Shielding Armor

  • @ekholocation4574
    @ekholocation4574 Před 3 lety

    Those water tubes that the EOD 10 uses are what astronauts use in spacewalks