Woody Allen - Annie Hall Opening

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  • @unlimitedfunlol
    @unlimitedfunlol Před 13 lety +67

    "I never want to join a club who would have me as a member." One of the best quotes in history.

  • @cath.izard-heritier3157
    @cath.izard-heritier3157 Před 11 lety +44

    "Well, that's, essentially, how I feel about life :
    full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and
    unhappiness, and... it's all over - much too quickly."

  • @ChuChu353
    @ChuChu353 Před 11 lety +20

    "That's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness and its all over much too quickly." DAMN.... I first saw this movie way back when I was a high school student in the mid-70s. The worst part is that the sentiments were spoken over 30 years ago but they're still relevant right now!

  • @iamcasihart
    @iamcasihart Před 16 lety +11

    This opening monologue is, without a doubt, a classic! Woody's style/writing/directing is definitely an acquired taste. I give Woody Allen credit for his PASSION. He doesn't make films for fortune or fame. Allen continues to create films for ONE reason- his love for the ARTS. PERIOD. "Annie Hall" holds a special place in my heart. Again, classic film in American cinema. =)

  • @annieemanniee
    @annieemanniee Před 12 lety +7

    seriously this movie NEVER gets old. sooo beyond it's years! :D flove them!

  • @TimothySideburns
    @TimothySideburns Před 10 lety +33

    One of the finest films ever. Changed my life.

    • @jaiguru9538
      @jaiguru9538 Před 8 lety

      +TimothySideburns How flimsy a human being are you that a movie is a life changing experience? Get a fucking role model.

    • @seanmurphy4758
      @seanmurphy4758 Před 8 lety +6

      +Jai Guru Triggered

    • @ktkee7161
      @ktkee7161 Před 7 lety

      How?

    • @33dentin
      @33dentin Před 4 lety +2

      @@jaiguru9538 Jai Guru hahaha Jai guru 3 years ago you were a turd, and a flimsy little turd at that. Your an ignorant scumbag.

  • @xvoy2002
    @xvoy2002 Před 13 lety +3

    No matter whether you like him or not.. consider this. The man has actually created his own genre... There are horror films, comedies, drams, ect... then there are two directors ... you have a Hitchcock film,, or a Woody Allen film.. got to love that about the guy.
    He did well. I always love his films. just so different.

  • @Oneo13
    @Oneo13 Před 17 lety +7

    I'm glad someone mentioned Stardust Memories, my favourite one. Definitely underrated...

  • @devilskinn
    @devilskinn Před 8 lety +13

    Happy 80th birthday, Woody!

  • @golfdog42
    @golfdog42 Před 16 lety +1

    silent comedy is the toughest form of comedy relying on wit, delivery, and keen awareness of personal and cultural quirks - woody allen is truly one in a million.

  • @jpcastledark
    @jpcastledark Před 8 lety +5

    Best intro or opening scene ever!!! Always loved it but never ocurrid that would happen to me. Now I know and those lines really get me.

    • @ruben160696
      @ruben160696 Před 7 lety

      I watсheeeed Anniee Hаll full movie here twitter.com/3bee47a9cb8345553/status/795843224392769536 Woody Аlleen Annie Hall OOOpening

  • @Satchel334
    @Satchel334 Před 15 lety +3

    Amazing. Woody Allen at the top of his game. He had so much energy and vigor then, he was a creative force to be reckoned with, the cutting edge of comedy and filmmaking.

  • @mylenemarti5983
    @mylenemarti5983 Před 10 lety +4

    Thanks for sharing, I know it by heart and can't get enough of it.

  • @dunderheadflynn
    @dunderheadflynn Před 12 lety +10

    these pretzels are making me thirsty

  • @sherreebee010
    @sherreebee010 Před 15 lety +1

    i LOVE that-
    "i would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.."
    great clip.

  • @unbridledenthusiasm
    @unbridledenthusiasm Před 12 lety +3

    1:13 is one of my favorite moments in any movie ever. The way he pauses and sighs after telling jokes in a rambling monologue -- "Annie and I broke up and I still can't get my mind around that." So real. Incredible opening to a wonderful film.

  • @Gooby3
    @Gooby3 Před 14 lety +1

    i watch this clip about every 3 days. i love woody

  • @doxeyg
    @doxeyg Před 12 lety +1

    The immortal Woody Allen!! I can't ever get enough.

  • @anappleade
    @anappleade Před 13 lety +3

    this video was a lifesaver. i needed it for my essay on the opening of the film. thanks so much for putting this up cos i needed some of the quotes. ur awesome! :)

  • @LayItPlayItDown
    @LayItPlayItDown Před 17 lety +2

    I love Woody!!! i'm in a race to see all of his movies...love most of em... Really hope he keeps on makin them great movies until his death...cause they surely keep me alive ;) Go Woody !!!

  • @hotstixx
    @hotstixx Před 13 lety +1

    superb,never gets old.

  • @mikelarson878
    @mikelarson878 Před 11 lety +2

    So glad there is a video of just this. One of my favorite films. Midnight in Paris might be my top though.

  • @vaughnsalem
    @vaughnsalem Před 12 lety

    Woody Allen is wonderful ,,he has been a genius of comedy ,I hope most people can see this

  • @dangildungul71
    @dangildungul71 Před 15 lety +1

    This movie is my all time favourite !!!!

  • @tlinsk
    @tlinsk Před 16 lety

    A brilliant writer and director. One of his best!

  • @lewars1912
    @lewars1912 Před 14 lety +1

    Love Woody Allen films. My favourites are Annie Hall, and Manhattan.

  • @MrSratticusFinch
    @MrSratticusFinch Před 13 lety +2

    I get to do this monologue in my drama class in a couple days! :D

  • @guilhermebaldin
    @guilhermebaldin Před 16 lety

    adoptive daughter.
    and he's woody allen, he can do anything he wants. he's god.

  • @jackson32
    @jackson32 Před 17 lety

    Yeah what a classic, him , the movie, and this clip. It's amazing how little people born in the 80's and later know about anything earlier than their time, their missing out on the a time when America still had culture.

  • @jmappelleaudrey
    @jmappelleaudrey Před 16 lety +1

    great flick, and i love his mannerisms

  • @MattieCooper10000
    @MattieCooper10000 Před 17 lety +1

    A Brilliant Masterpiece!

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 Před 13 lety +1

    Story of my life.

  • @artyflap
    @artyflap Před 16 lety +1

    indeed a masterpiece...

  • @VanceJoudrey
    @VanceJoudrey Před 14 lety +1

    Classic!

  • @sauquoit13456
    @sauquoit13456 Před 11 lety

    On this day in 1977 {April 20th} the Woody Allen movie "Annie Hall" opened nationwide in the U.S.A. and across Canada...
    The film was first shown a month earlier at the 'Los Angeles Film Festival'...
    It was nominated for five Academy Awards, winning four; 'Best Picture', 'Best Actress' {Diane Keaton}, 'Best Director' {Mr. Allen}, and 'Best Screenplay'...
    The one it didn't win was for 'Best Actor' {Mr. Allen}...
    Mr. Allen celebrated his 77th birthday this past December 1st...

  • @adaytimedilema
    @adaytimedilema Před 14 lety

    Think of it this way: If the food is bad enough to complain about, it makes no sense to complain that there's so little of it. That's why it's funny

  • @AGentertainmentofficial
    @AGentertainmentofficial Před 15 lety +2

    The first vlog? Woody, you're a genius :)

  • @cantsaycindy
    @cantsaycindy Před 11 lety +1

    Alvy Singer is someone who I would date. His character was so poignant and raw. The ending was so real,it broke my heart. But that's just life.

  • @derekmirandatunes
    @derekmirandatunes Před 13 lety +1

    great film, loved how stream-of-consciousness it is

  • @Beatnikzombie
    @Beatnikzombie Před 15 lety

    Absolutely. It's on my list of 10 movies absolutely everyone must see.

  • @RioAbajoBelen
    @RioAbajoBelen Před 12 lety +1

    One of the best movies ever made about relationships. Where's my shopping bag and the cafeteria?

  • @MinamuTV
    @MinamuTV Před 12 lety

    What a coincidence! I was just watching that episode the other day...

  • @cha5
    @cha5 Před 15 lety

    Woody was really at his zenith
    with this classic.

  • @jackson32
    @jackson32 Před 17 lety

    There's something sublime about this movie.

  • @iros68
    @iros68 Před 16 lety

    i love so much this guy

  • @Zekeflow
    @Zekeflow Před 10 lety +16

    Man, it seems like there aren't any auteurs like Allen around in today's age. I'd like to see a modern charismatic director-like Tarnatino or Spike Lee-make an intro like this, especially to one of their controversial productions.

    • @mossymoose8920
      @mossymoose8920 Před 9 lety +3

      Spike Lee is awful. Also what do you mean this generation of directors lacks charisma? We have Paul Thomas Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Martin Scorsese, Andrew Dominik...... I think you're limiting yourself.

    • @jugalpria1069
      @jugalpria1069 Před 7 lety +1

      Тhis movie is nоw аvailable to wаtch herе => twitter.com/cad1ae17e85b3946f/status/795843224392769536 Wоody Аlleeееn Аnnie Hall Opening

    • @kitb9504
      @kitb9504 Před 7 lety

      how about Noah Baumbach? he not that bad

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 Před 4 lety

      Gender Fluid Person In Hotdog Suit don’t forget Malcolm x and the 25th Hour

  • @mradamcooley
    @mradamcooley Před 13 lety

    AMAZNG FILM

  • @railcar123
    @railcar123 Před 14 lety

    Great movie!

  • @incady
    @incady Před 10 lety

    So, so good.. a classic.

  • @86kinky86
    @86kinky86 Před 16 lety +4

    damn, that's exactly how I feel about my life. Even though I'm 22.

    • @danilabagrov4874
      @danilabagrov4874 Před 4 lety +3

      Shit I'm 22 now and somehow that's how I also feel

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Před 3 lety +3

      86kinky86
      Now you're 34. Hope you've cheered up a bit.

  • @cdectv
    @cdectv Před 13 lety +1

    I really liked Woody a lot in the days before it got complicated.

  • @brainsick213
    @brainsick213 Před 12 lety

    Woody Allen you are a genuis

  • @johnengelbrechtnyjets
    @johnengelbrechtnyjets Před 17 lety

    woody allen rules!

  • @QueenofYuma1
    @QueenofYuma1 Před 12 lety

    Pretzels are making you thristy? Soon Li, get me son beer with those Pretzels!

  • @xeov12jr10x
    @xeov12jr10x Před 2 lety

    I'm a fan of everything you do

  • @kingstumble
    @kingstumble Před 12 lety

    My favourite film.Ever.By some distance.

  • @ishtarg8
    @ishtarg8 Před 14 lety

    I hadn't realised until right now, but that Groucho joke, about not wanting to be a member of a club that would have him as a member? That perfectly encapsulates the entire history of my relationships with women.
    Why would I want to date someone fucked up enough to want to date me?

  • @artyflap
    @artyflap Před 15 lety

    A cinematic masterpiece.....

  • @acarouselofantics
    @acarouselofantics Před 13 lety

    "I know.....and such small portions." I wish the writing for comedies was this good and I wish I could write like that.

  • @94981745
    @94981745 Před 14 lety

    I love woody

  • @Funnysterste
    @Funnysterste Před 12 lety

    thx^^

  • @jfkst1
    @jfkst1 Před 11 lety

    Best dialogue of any movie.

  • @ahmedsido
    @ahmedsido Před 13 lety

    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member

  • @rachelmartin6239
    @rachelmartin6239 Před 12 lety

    What can I say...Woody is a genius!

  • @Paulmancieri67
    @Paulmancieri67 Před 15 lety

    Ahhhh the seventies cinema....when artists ruled and not businessmen....great movie.

  • @MrTelltale
    @MrTelltale Před 14 lety

    Woody Allen is the only B I G philosopher who still lives.
    Hopefully he does not consider it differently.

  • @bluecollarlit
    @bluecollarlit Před 11 lety

    YES!

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk Před 15 lety

    we all need them, if you ask me :)

  • @skutratufahija
    @skutratufahija Před 13 lety

    @SuperHeroMania
    it's woody allen character... he's auteur director and that's one of his most important symbols.

  • @deansusky
    @deansusky Před 13 lety

    Woody the best we have ,,alive ,,,

  • @Galfaro
    @Galfaro Před 14 lety

    Genius genius

  • @xmelodiex
    @xmelodiex Před 17 lety

    Woody Allen is such a genious

  • @TkrB
    @TkrB Před 16 lety

    I think the best voice-over joke he told in this film was "those who can't do, teach; and those who can't teach, teach gym." LOL

  • @meliachild
    @meliachild Před 14 lety

    Happy birthday woody!!

  • @ebiljebus
    @ebiljebus Před 10 lety

    He explains it right after. It's a metaphor for life: no matter how terrible it is, it always ends too early.

  • @magistrumartium
    @magistrumartium Před 15 lety

    Oh no. That means all my prayers have been wasted.

  • @seamac206
    @seamac206 Před 11 lety +1

    Holy Shit! What if Woody Allen directed Jungle Fever?

  • @lonelygnome1
    @lonelygnome1 Před 15 lety

    woody has such great timing with his jokes.

  • @ClydeNut
    @ClydeNut Před 16 lety

    I'm doing this monologue for theater class next month; it's dreadfully hard to memorize.

  • @XxGreatScythexX
    @XxGreatScythexX Před 12 lety

    So much has to go through their heads no doubt

  • @Tuning_Spork
    @Tuning_Spork Před 16 lety

    He is not "child molester". He and Soon-Yi fell in love and got married. She was the adopted daughter of his "wife". Woody never adopted her. She was never "his daughter".
    They've been taking this crap for years and years now, yet they're still together. If that's okay with them then that oughta be okay with the rest of us who know nothing of them.
    Here's to more happiness to Woody and Soon-Yi for years and years to come.

    • @Keklord_
      @Keklord_ Před 6 lety

      A decade ago... mannnnn.

  • @BrucknerMotet
    @BrucknerMotet Před 14 lety +2

    This is my personal profile video on E-Harmony. I'm still waiting for an E-Response.

  • @cesarcasas9111
    @cesarcasas9111 Před 11 lety

    Man!, Woody Allen is such a great actor, in this movie (Annie Hall) he's amazing, I mean this openning is like no other else, the two key jokes that he describes, both are exactly the reason of why the relatonshiop between women a men fail.

  • @rivkybannett1248
    @rivkybannett1248 Před 10 lety +2

    My mom was in the movie! She was an extra but u can see her

  • @singersongster
    @singersongster Před 10 lety +3

    Yes thank you for sharing. Actually I am a Catholic boy who is involved with a Jewish girl. Sort of the reverse of the characters in Annie Hall. I am probably seen as a Catholic priest sitting at the table. LOL!

  • @electronpink
    @electronpink Před 16 lety

    i liked this film

  • @metyuewb
    @metyuewb Před 12 lety

    That's not just the key joke of your adult life in terms of your relationship with women. That's the history of the Jewish people.

  • @FranciscoDeNegri
    @FranciscoDeNegri Před 13 lety

    no one can do what he did the way he did it

  • @taniussa
    @taniussa Před 16 lety

    well it may be, or maybe not.
    but in any case, he's the best.

  • @edwardeighth1948
    @edwardeighth1948 Před 4 lety

    They are both genius

  • @aliet8350
    @aliet8350 Před 3 měsíci

    Am I the only one who thinks this is top acting?

  • @hotstixx
    @hotstixx Před 14 lety

    as openers go,it doesnt get any better than this...well maybe broadway danny rose.

  • @mansitopinta
    @mansitopinta Před 13 lety

    I cried at the end of annie hall. I miss my girlfriend.

  • @Thomas.harding
    @Thomas.harding Před 16 lety

    yes

  • @boomerlady
    @boomerlady Před 12 lety

    He looks so young!!!!!

  • @TavgaHawramy
    @TavgaHawramy Před 11 lety

    Woody performed beautiflly

  • @grygus
    @grygus Před 14 lety

    @Ph3L1z14n0 They go to a Catskill mountain resort. The location itself isn't very important to the joke, but there is a subtext that the ladies are probably Jewish; this is a central theme in Woody's humor.

  • @Stinna89
    @Stinna89 Před 15 lety

    Not even his step-daughter. It's his adoptive daughter.

  • @r1sk3z
    @r1sk3z Před 16 lety

    2x!!!
    Thank you Greenleafff

  • @MrGakn
    @MrGakn Před 14 lety

    I'm so sorry he's old now... I wished he could make more and more films...By the way, Annie Hall is a masterpiece.