That's a very funny and original comment.I am absolutely sure that over the course of the last few months with all the Burt is a racist humour absolutely nobody has thought of anything remotely similar. If you've got the time why don't you look over every other comment and see if anybody has done a Carlos Mencia on ya.
Hey Bert, I know you’ll probably never see this but my father is one of the people in charge of putting that bike ride together every year. I know it meant a lot to him and all the other officers that you helped raise money and awareness for the charity. You’re the best man!
I love the laughs in the background. In all of these. Because I usually listen to these alone and I'm laughing all by myself and thinking, if only someone else was here listening to this right now.
GraceanneParks dont take this as jest, bert is leading the way in preserving that which is white and right! he has inspired me to put holes in all of my linens.
@@Eljoker-sl7wy, I can't understand how you correctly use the apostrophe in "doesn't", but fail to use any other punctuation in your sentence. What sort of wizardry is this?
Watching Tom lead Bert into saying fucked up shit and then just sitting back and smirking is my second favourite part of these podcasts......After hearing the guys in the booth laughing in the background :D
"We got the ice carrot challenge" "You put an ice cube in your ass?" "No you put an iced carrot in your ass" "And then?" "....that's it" I fucking died
You guys calling your wives to ask that was the absolute hardest I've laughed this whole podcast so far. I was pretty much on the floor for 3 minutes after Tom's wife agreed 😂😂😂
I love Rogan and The Church, even the Bill Bert podcast sometimes, but THIS PODCAST is the BEST! Tom and Bert are a dynamic force TOGETHER! Their genuine best friends and know each other so well, to the point Tom knows how to bait Bert so well. Theres the funniest standups and funniest comedians off stage.
i'm sure this comment has already been made before, but the gay fantasies this podcast's name induces is WILD. edit: this podcast was gayer than i could have ever imagined 2nd edit: best podcast ever
The 1st 10 of this podcast of Bert and Tom together are legendary. "He's peeing again? Talk about a water champ - this guy has not one prostate problem...." "I wouldn't piss on a strangers prostate mouth" lmfao "look how happy he is." Uncle Alberts pool party. I can't stop laughing my lmfao. It just doesn't end..................lmfao Bert
Dude that story about the political analyst barber is a brilliant sketch. Like constantly tiptoeing around his questions to keep your hair looking alright. 😂
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My favorite podcast right now hands down. We need this once a week AT LEAST!!!
word
Look I love anal, but I don’t want anal all the time. You feel me?
It kinda is
that sentence could be the dumbest shit i've ever read on this fuckin platform thanks for cancer
Cats and kibble no doubt
Even though I dont support The Third Reich I love this podcast.
lol
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It's related.
@@mt-zf6xp wtf did I just watch. Is that Burnts entrance song before he takes the stage?
That's a very funny and original comment.I am absolutely sure that over the course of the last few months with all the Burt is a racist humour absolutely nobody has thought of anything remotely similar. If you've got the time why don't you look over every other comment and see if anybody has done a Carlos Mencia on ya.
@@ballconei4879 Salty because I called you out on your comment being the same but after mine had already gained the likes? lol.
Hey Bert, I know you’ll probably never see this but my father is one of the people in charge of putting that bike ride together every year. I know it meant a lot to him and all the other officers that you helped raise money and awareness for the charity. You’re the best man!
Anything is possible when you lie
"The trouble with you is that you don't believe anything"
The water bottle part was honestly some of the funniest shit I've seen on a podcast, mind you, I regularly watch Joey Diaz and his hysterical stories.
Holy shit i almost choked on my tongue with the water bottle bit
That was intense lol
Christopher Rodriguez stg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Duno how I'm goina convince my straight friends to do this but if I have to I'll push the backs of their heads
Yeah... you fucking dirty bitch... keep going
Actually surprised Tom went through with it, but when he did I was not surprised he went all in.
That double phone call absolutely killed me
Almost as funny hearing/seeing Bert’s absolute disbelief hearing Christina wasn’t in the kitchen at the house like she’s supposed to be.
When people assume you’re smart because you listen to podcasts
Holy shit this comment is genius 😂😂😂
Btw do you listen to podcasts?
No one thinks I'm smarter but my insight on comedy deepens and use the channel as my vehicle 🚀❤💥
Stop
What if engaging with our most primal aspects allows us to illucidate the roots of our modern psychological dilemmas?
Get Brad Williams and have a special episode called "two bears one cub".
LOL ... i spilled my beer ! you owe me a new beer !
Victor Spassov Even though this is pretty much free, you owe me a refund because.......THAT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL.
Hahaha perfect
Lolol. Thts awesome
fucking hilarious my guy
I want a grand wizard of fun shirt now.
Shut up and take my money
Only if it's a white hoodie! Hahah
Waiting for the "IMAGINE running a train on a chick" clip
Fuck yeah!
How do y'all leave the house with this shit on, I'd get shot so fuckin fast
What a wholesome, family-friendly podcast. 10/10, highly recommend for friends and family.
Should be on CZcams Kids for sure
Def!
I love the laughs in the background. In all of these. Because I usually listen to these alone and I'm laughing all by myself and thinking, if only someone else was here listening to this right now.
real shit 😂
Ya the laughs in the back ground usually get me more then anything. 😂
"If it's brown and it moves you kill it"
Bert really doesn't learn his lesson concerning racist soundbites 😂
Or repeating stories... That's got to be the 50th time he's told that on a podcast.
I have NEVER laughed as hard at a podcast or ANYTHING as when Bert had the realization he forgot to take his wife out, and then got mad at her.
"He is the grand wizard of fun" I am on the FLOOR 😂
GraceanneParks dont take this as jest, bert is leading the way in preserving that which is white and right! he has inspired me to put holes in all of my linens.
@@loawtf lol geez.
Women: I wonder what our husbands are doing. I bet they're at the strip club.
The boys: 52:08
I've never laughed so hard in my life!
That bottle challenge was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
I was dying! Almost as funny as the Cool-Aid one, lmao.
"If it was something you really required, yeah..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christina is the Wife Champ, for sure
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Ride or Die > Wife Champ
@@erickvides3689 Ride or Die just describes a wife. Christine and Leann are competing ( unknowingly) as wives.
Ya honor, the defense rests its case
HAHAHA i died when Tom called Christina, she’s down af 😏😏😏
Except she never is on YMH, I think she was answering in a hypothetical medical way and not a sexual one
“...if it was something you REQUIRED...”
I love the way she worded that.
She's down like Charlie brown 😂
Theo von doesn’t have to ask her rat king does what rats do best go in hoes
@@Eljoker-sl7wy, I can't understand how you correctly use the apostrophe in "doesn't", but fail to use any other punctuation in your sentence. What sort of wizardry is this?
Bert: I wouldn't piss on a stranger one night stand style
Tom: ooh I would!!!
Hahahahhahahahaha Tom is the man.
13:50 Tom going “We can work on her” 😂
So sincere too. What a good friend lol
I love when I am 7 minutes into podcast and Bert told us twice: "I know what I am about say is a hate crime"! :D
artorgural1 Bert “Hate Crime” Kreischer
Well I mean he IS Hitler
I guess we're just ignoring the fact that Bert wears two watches
One is a smart watch that reminds him how fat and lazy he is.
2 iPhones = 2 iWatches. And 4 air pods?!?!?! He's really flexing!
Well, he’s a racist drug dealer
No, we just accept that he's insane.
In his last episode of bertcast he tells Jim Jeffries “I’m not really the kind of guy who buys watches” while he’s wearing two fucking watches
They literally watched porn and there's still ads
Ian Ayers And sucked off water bottles...
They also use an adblocker.
Not anymore
But does anyone else wanna know what porn it was or is that just me 🤣🤣🤣
It's almost like youtube algorithms dont work
16:27 Tom's face towards Bert!!! I can't, I'm dying!
Dr Drew : Bert, you have to stay away from Tom.
Bert : 52:02
Oh yeah, that's nice
@@dankoni his name is the silver haired Sex panther
The fact Drew's podcast is on the YMH network says volumes tbh, they have a vision 😂👌
Omg I died
I'm saddened by this hahaha
You literally cant listen to this with anyone else around. They've been commentating porn for 5 minutes 😂
Headphones are your friends
"Oh, that's HIS asshole!" *Me scrambling for the pause button*
Need better friends
My AirPods died while my phone was in the back office and I was taking care of a customer right at this point. I summed it up to a ringtone. 🥴
Welp. Glad I checked the comments beforehand lmao
Bruh.... Tommy is so dark.... The way he looked at Bert during the pee vid waiting for reaction 😂
I sooo neeed to see an episode with their dads. That would make my year.
I didnt know. But i Neeeeeed this
"they are peanut butter and jelly raviolis" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'd never had one.... I went and bought a box of em... He's not under-underselling them. Lol
I don't think we have those in Canada.
@@discopotato675 try making them french toast style.
I completely thought Tom was going to skip the bottle sucking challenge! Bravo, i guess that's why he's the water champ!🤣
This is the best podcast on the net right now
Respect to Tom for differentiating Marines and soldiers 🇺🇲
Bert 'What I'm about to say is a hate crime' Kreischer
The guy laughing in the background is the icing on the cake
its a charity thing they're doing, taking troubled kids and giving them some laughs
Hes not just some guy. He's a bird and his name is blueban.
You ain't a mommy are you?
@@KitchenerLeslie2 You're not a YMH fan, I'm guessing?
Callum Wells I am. And every video some douche comments their favorite part is the laughter in the background
27:56 The background laugh when Bert remembers his date with Leanne hahahahaha
Bernt “I dunk uncrustables into eggs and cook it up” Chrylsler
Only took 9 minutes for Bert to say that he doesn't approve of Black people behaviors.
@Joe R I'm almost certain the 2nd was the N word
That's a lot longer than I'd expect for the racist in him to come out.
Snowflake
@Joe R that was the joke he just said two random names lol
Uncle Baneman hes not racist
16:23 Tom's reaction to Barts weird sexual snarling.
Priceless.
LMAO his face (>_
Classic moment already hahaha
Great catch!
I noticed that too. I felt second-hand cringe from tom lol
Burnt "I know what I'm saying is a hate crime" Chrysler
Watching Tom lead Bert into saying fucked up shit and then just sitting back and smirking is my second favourite part of these podcasts......After hearing the guys in the booth laughing in the background :D
The barber story HAS to be fine tuned into a bit lol
JoshAndMurph ... that’s what’s going on haha
Man I couldn't stop laughing
It should end with Tom pretending to answer his phone in aggressive Spanish.
I cried for 5 straight minutes during the water bottle part that was fucking incredible
SforSeany me too oh my god
I'm trying to figure out why Bert is wearing TWO watches??
probably is more like 2 phones. Or hes still fucking drunk :))
so he never looks at the wrong wrist
One is his heart rate calorie counter he got on Joe Rogan podcast for sober October bro
One of this is a whoop, which is a fitness tracker
@@fuzzytractor90 was gonna say the same but.. the woop surely shows the time too, right?
Me let’s watch this at the gym. Me 20 min into the video having to stop cause I’m laughing so much
Who laughs in the control room? Is that Josh? I really like hearing a one man audience. Lol
Andrew Boudreau I think it' Nadav or however its spelled
It's spelled Blueban
Either way be great if they did a cutaway to this guy just laughing his ass off in the background
lee garrison agreed
I think it’s potter
Okay we need this once a week. It’s official.
"We got the ice carrot challenge"
"You put an ice cube in your ass?"
"No you put an iced carrot in your ass"
"And then?"
"....that's it"
I fucking died
The team laughing in the background kills me every single time hahaha
There's still another 2 mondays this month. I hope we don't have to wait 3 weeks for another one!!
New music is siiiiccckk.
Now Do a two bears one cup video
Mooch About I think that's the joke
Jake McGinnis yeah soon as typed it I saw it. Still want the video
Robert Phillips you’re turning me on
This episode and Rogan 1000th episode with Diaz and Segura are the two funniest podcasts I’ve ever seen in my life.
15:30-16:00 I lost it. Also love the staff laughing in the background.
I'm 9 minutes in and already Burnt has said so many crazy things.
Ahhh my Monday suicidal thoughts are slipping away.
You guys calling your wives to ask that was the absolute hardest I've laughed this whole podcast so far. I was pretty much on the floor for 3 minutes after Tom's wife agreed 😂😂😂
Bert - "Blocking Aids..."
Tom - "ADs!"
This needs to be released Sunday night so we can enjoy it Monday morning 🤙🏻
I think they're trying to make it a Tuesday/Wednesday thing though
Totally not - disregard
Best podcast currently on YT. 🙌🏻
I love hearing the background staff laughing lol!!
Tom's face around 4:50 is priceless.
SO glad I put my headphones in before I listened to this at work LOL
"I know what I'm saying is a hate crime..."
- Fat Guy Burnt Crystals 2019
That barber story would be a good bit in his act.
I dont think I have ever laughed that hard in my life. let's find out who the real water champ is
Well listening to this at work is definitely a no go.
Tom's gonna be 400lbs in a week once he tries an uncrustable.
Ooh yeah sweets are his jam too
@@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 hahaha exactly. Croissants, pecan pie, and now Uncrustables!!
He's going to be getting them "for the kids".
The kids will have 1 each a week.
@@HartleySpurlock if they are even lucky to get any at all!!
Half of Bert
Best episode yet!!! Their new game had me laughing harder then I’ve laughed in a long time!! Had to pause it LMFAO
God I love them with all my heart
I get the stupidest fricken smile on my face when I see a new episode pop up.
Bert: "I know what I'm saying is a hate crime...". Tom: :D
I'm so glad I decided to watch the 2B1C back catalogue for this. Bertie boy with the cool ideas
I love Rogan and The Church, even the Bill Bert podcast sometimes, but THIS PODCAST is the BEST! Tom and Bert are a dynamic force TOGETHER! Their genuine best friends and know each other so well, to the point Tom knows how to bait Bert so well.
Theres the funniest standups and funniest comedians off stage.
I would love to have Tom's dad on the podcast. I want some good Nam stories
When is the Grand Wizard of Fun t-shirt coming?
Would definitely buy
i'm sure this comment has already been made before, but the gay fantasies this podcast's name induces is WILD.
edit: this podcast was gayer than i could have ever imagined
2nd edit: best podcast ever
I'm from Napa so it's great hearing Tom say he'd come here!
@@kip7371 Lol
Yessss this has become my favorite podcast, always a gift to get this on a rough day.
When Brent does Leanne's voice.. sounds like when Joe Dirt is put on the spot..
Tom's face at 16:26 is PRICELESS
That ad is priceless. That should be the type of ads we see during the superbowl
“Don’t take too long” welcome to our world 😂
Ah shit, here we go again with Burnt and his hate crimes
“And if you listening and don’t know what’s going well that’s your problem” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking hilarious Tom!
I love the intro and outro music y'all chose! Absolutely perfect!
I’ve never clicked on notification faster, well maybe for the new Tool album but.
Amen!
Jacob Barlow What did you think about the new album compared to the older ones?😁 I’m huge fan of tool and i was maybe a little dissapointed :s
Yeah, is the new album worth the listen? I really only like their "big" singles...
@@mt-zf6xp They seem to have made this album especially not for you then, sorry better luck next band!
These comments need to die already.
They're as obnoxious as someone saying "FIRST!" when the video has just uploaded.
fav podcast out of all the comedians/ combo's out there, like by far
the only podcasts i have to pause to drink my beverage HAHAHA
"Just give it a kiss" killed me
I really hope this challenge goes viral. I was crying laughing. I love this podcast!
I think the Klan should be dissolved, but I still love this podcast.
I originally listened to this on Spotify.. i had no choice but to come to the video for the 53 minute area. I am not disappointed.
I don't know if there is any podcast out there creating more fodder for animations than this one!
The challenge has to be the hardest I've ever laughed
OH SNAP LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER ANIMATIONNNN
Definitely man! Keep it up!!
The 1st 10 of this podcast of Bert and Tom together are legendary.
"He's peeing again? Talk about a water champ - this guy has not one prostate problem...." "I wouldn't piss on a strangers prostate mouth" lmfao "look how happy he is." Uncle Alberts pool party. I can't stop laughing my lmfao. It just doesn't end..................lmfao Bert
This is the greatest show ever, ever.
Intro actually reminds me of the mixes that Baby did in Baby Driver
Make like the bear heads in the beginning move to the beat of the jingle, that would immaculately accompany my high !
the blowing the water bottles had me in tears, while i was driving my work truck! love this podcast.
Dude that story about the political analyst barber is a brilliant sketch. Like constantly tiptoeing around his questions to keep your hair looking alright. 😂