ASMR | (Try To) Enjoy Your Office Lunch!
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- čas přidán 13. 11. 2019
- Lots of people have requested it, so today, we're back with another office gossip roleplay! I hope you like it!
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i love how you can flawlessly convey the behaviors from people that actually annoy you
I believe that most people with ASMR are introverts (like 75%, I think), so I figured quite a few people would be able to relate to this situation. I've dealt with the "Why are you SO QUIET???" question numerous times in my life. Ugh!
I am an introvert who talks a lot. lol
“Why are you so quiet?” I felt this in my bones. So exhausting, being an introvert in corporate culture. Thank you, Mary
As a quiet introvert originally from Greensboro who has made some non-traditional work and life choices, I soooooooo know this woman and am so deeply familiar w all these questions, and where I live now am very familiar w the passive aggressive digs about diets. You’re so observant. Thanks for validating me and making me laugh all at once.
“Office lady eats my lunch “ is also a fitting title
Mary should be an SNL cast member, I swear!
Margaret Forsey ....Don’t think there not watching. Carol Burnett , Hee Haw , Mamas Family.
S R ..you calling Carol Burnett a loser.. Whaaaaat !!!!!
"You only work part-time, is that right? Why do you do that?" I wonder if Mary hears that a lot? She'll surely go to heaven just for putting up with those annoying neighbors and coworkers 😂
As a forever-alone 27 year old introvert, I have to say that this really hit home 😂
this sort of character is very real and is almost a horror story about how office work will consume your life and who you are and how the people who’ve fallen victim to that want nothing more than to drag you down with them and you somehow make it funny and relaxing
this is also the sneakiest mukbang asmr I’ve ever seen
Oh my god. There is nothing worse when you are on a break from work, and someone is in the staff room and wants to chat. But you made it funny, Mary! And your wig is awesome!
OMG and I can so relate to her questions about WHY don’t you have kids and WHY do you only work part time. I get these all the time. 🙄
I avoid office break rooms like the plague.
SouthernASMR Sounds Me, too! But I work in a rural place with no spots nearby, and a short lunch break. So if it is pouring rain or freezing out, sometimes I have to go there! (I also don’t have an office!)
I am 25 and don't work on an office setting but I do have my own room that I stay in all day and talk to no one...this lady is who I'm avoiding :p great video 🤩
this is so funny, mary my coworker whose in her 60's is exactly like this and loves to correct people when they're wrong lol
God, years and years of working somewhere full of people like this ended in November 2018. I do NOT miss it.
This woman sits three cubicles down from me. She also loudly chews ice.
And this is why I never eat lunch in the break room 😂
Right before I watched this video, one of my coworkers asked me why I'm so quiet and proceeded to question me about my life to "crack the code"
The shadiness of these characters kills me lol your southern accent and the “bless your heart” gets me every time!!! Cant get anymore shadier than saying “bless your heart” to someone lol alsooo this character gives me “Mrs. Roper” from Three’s Company lol
Why do you understand crazy people so well?? I been with your channel for a while now and honestly your too good at these videos. Your mind is so quick and witty and there is no one on CZcams who can do what you do. It makes me so happy, thank you.
I've had to spend WAY too much time in my life around dysfunctional people. I figured I might as well get some use out of it.
"What are you, 35? ...27.... I'm sorry... It's the lighting in here" 😂😂
Why do I feel like I'm at a family reunion?
"You're like a circus!"
"Now someone--Sheryl."
"--you *like* being single?"
"That's tacky."
"By some people--Sheryl."
"They had Christmas trees set up, in September."
"When ya hit forty--"
"I heard it gives bad breath and changes your personality. Maybe that's why you're so quiet."
"Sheryl."
“You look like a circus!”
You convey a offensive/oblivious person so flawlessly. As an actor, I can genuinely say you are a natural. If you haven’t been in theatre or something before you should definitely give it a go! You’d fit right in! You’ll meet lots of people who violate your personal space like this character 😂
'Feelin' adventurous?!' "Pullin' a rip cord on your ... bless your heart!" Permission to borrow the depressing office kitchen quotes Mary, esp for the next individual who asks me why I work pt...at a psych hospital too?! (Btw, if I laugh any harder, where are 'em pull-ups?!?)
LOL I just watched the rest of the video, and those questions "why you have no kids, why you're not married, why single, why, why?" that's my personal hell, I get that a lot because I'm 35/ single/and no kids XD You really capture those people!!
snap! Finally working with kind, openminded people, (a few are other childless 30-somethings) and it is such a relief!
I know this is supposed to be funny (and it is!) but the suggestions about anxiety actually do work and it's lovely they were included :)
Depressing Office Kitchen 🤣🤣🤣 omg this is absolute comedy gold! 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻
I just need to tell you that your ability to call out assholes with such class is truly inspiring, and has really changed the way I interact with trolls. Stay classy, and stay sassy!
hmm something tells me some of this may be based off true events
hypothetically of course
If I’m not mistaken you are incorporating a little Bit of Lumberg from Office Space , talking about the importance of those reports 😁
GD TPS reports!
Absolutely love these lunch room gossip videos! 👌👍
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s the light in here” LOL 😂
This is your funniest wig. It’s hilarious!! The flower on the side made it even funnier. I feel like she’s personally talking to me because I’m quiet and shop at Aldi.
Gosh I love these, and your signs they kill me 😂😂
I know. "Depressing Office"😂.
"it's the bomb dot com." LMAO
Honestly Mary you’re just bloody brilliant
You're an awesomeeee actress wow
I couldn’t imagine having a coworker like that! 😂 Stealing your lunch and not so subtlety throwing shade. No thanks you 😂😂
Her: "I dont wanna start the rumour mill but how can you only work 3 days a week?"
Me, a gemini that thrives off of attention: "I'm sleeping with owner."
Her: What are you 35?
Me: I’m 27
Her: You’re 27!
Us: 😳😳😳😳
😂 I love her videos but she didn’t have to do me like that!
Love your role plays video love your wig you are a grest actress. You're the best Mary. 😁💝💝💝💝
Omg I used to work with a woman exactly like this. She drove me up the wall - enough to quit 😂
Red Letter Day = New Roleplay by Mary. Office Space reference haha! TPS report cover sheets!
Your handwritten signs always crack me up 😂
I always, always, always come back to the lunch room gossip role-plays!! I don't know why, if it is the humor or the interesting stories or both, but I will always come back to them.
I can understand...why Clark may want to be always gone >__>
Mary this was too good, why is there a person like this in every work place, who always seems to be in the damn break room lol
Those darn TPS reports. Yeahhhhh. I’m gonna need you to put a coversheet on your TPS reports. I am also gonna need you to come in this weekend.
Love love love these videos! Hilarious but relaxing
These role plays are such a treat 😂
Imma be honest. I’m over here tryin ta be lulled to sleep, but all the eating in this video is just making me hungry. Thanks a lot.....lol
Love ya so much, keep on keep’n on.
This has got to be your most hilarious video. I had to pause on "pulling a rip cord on your thighs" because I was laughing so hard. I love your office videos! :)
Kellyn Brooks I literally just spewed wine from my nose 😹
I make these up as I go along, and I have to give thanks from Roz's character in Frasier. She actually said that in one episode, and it seemed to fit this situation.
Dang, now I want a cheddar bay biscuit .
🤣🤣 You always have me weak as hell when I’m trying to sleep! Still get them Tingles though, Thanks ❤️❤️
I use to work with a lady like this!!! When I was prego she would say "your huge there must be twins in there!!" Uggghhh lol hated her 😂😂
i missed these videos so much !!! thank you !
I love these so much!! 😂
Ahhh love this❤ and you! So thrilled for more videos!
Love this video , really good at roleplay asmr , thankyou :)
I have worked with this person before and I DO NOT MISS IT!
I know SO many people like this. *insults you* " bless your heart tho"
This video is pure gold 😅🥰
I love these omg ❤️❤️you are hilarious
Omg this is so on point!!
I'm dying of laughter this is my life at work. PS that sign 😭😭😂😂
This is just so perfect.
This is really cracking me up - relaxing but I keep on giggling! Love it as always Mary!
I love these videos ❤️
OH YES ! A new character! Hooray !
You need your own TV sitcom..Hee Haw, Mamas Family, Carol Burnett are some shows I could definitely see you on.. I know these are old shows but definitely your forte. 👍🏼
Dang! This woman works on my floor!! 😂🤣
This is one of the best ones I think 🤣🤣
"You're here all by yourself??"
Me: she's gonna say bless your heart
"Bless your heart!"
Knew it! 😂
Love this video!
Hahaha I am on KETO, lol, you just made my day❤️
"We need to bring you out of your shell". No thanks, I am happy in my shell..lol
Sorry I cant stop commenting but I love this Mary! You are amazing
idk what to do I want to sleep but I just need to finish watching this 😂😂😭😭
You’re amazing 🤣💕💕
, roleplay queen love the wig these videos are always hilarious
Ahahaha, I feel like you sat by and listened to me being schooled by the office manager where I work! :D
this wig is everythingggg
😂 I love this so much
This is why I eat lunch in my car
I wanna make a playlist full of ur office roleplays... My fab vids certainly 😋
"Doing the low carb thing" cracked me up ahaha
Very canny 🤣🤣🤣 everyone you want to avoid at lunch time ever!!! Much love from England xx
You haven’t been putting cover sheets on your TPS reports. 😂 I love your videos, Mary!
29:36 omg I've heard this so many times makes me wanna not smile EVER loljk okay gonna rewatch it to fall sleep this time lol
My dear how I admire you! I am at São Paulo Brazil and think about having sone vacations here and I will be your guide❤️❤️
POV: It’s 2022 and you’re immediately triggered when she states that 2020 “could be your year” 😭 it was no one’s year.
Love this Mary
Everyone works with this person haha
Yep! She's in every workplace, I swear. Heaven forbid someone should just not be the super talkative type. What if I asked her why she talks so much? I'd be called rude!
I went to high school in Greensboro and my Mama and brother still live there... we were hoping to go thrifting over thanksgiving could you point me in the direction of the good will that has the jewelry in vases? Showed her your videos and she.... well she doesn't get the whole ASMR thing but she wants to go shopping lol. Thanks to you for all that you do!
I find the jewelry in vases occasionally at the Goodwill on Samet Drive. However, they haven't had any of these jewelry vases in a couple of months now. They just do it sporadically.
i actually love sharing my lunch with old ladies
Hey now...
Giiirl.. I luvvv itttt 🤗😍
My good lord, thank you, I've laughed my butt off, I definitely know this woman... Oh and i think I know Cheryl!!
Much love Mary xxx
I am, in fact, 35 😂. I love those earrings!!!
Omg I adore you 😆😍
I hate the people at work that I call scavengers , they didn’t bring lunch or very little food , but they wanna get into your shit. And then they talk shit about the food they scavenged . Like ugh I don’t like that . My response “ why the hell did you eat it”
You should be an actress. Brill. ❤️❤️
Freakin hilarios❣
Me constantly talking about my low carb diet at work 😂😂 oops
Depression office 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I've worked with lawyers and doctors and most lawyers think they are the greatest thing on earth. In my state they are a dime a dozen lol
Holy Shnaikys Batman 🤣🤣
When people get nosy look straight in the eyes and say I launder money for the cartel
are we gonna see a part 2?