@@EightThreeEight which is crazy because he famously did not get along with Lucas at all and wasn’t hired for any other Star Wars projects besides this board game twenty years later, where he filmed Darth Vader in a cramped hallway staring and pointing at the camera. Also David Prowse wasn’t even in the suit for the new (seconds long) scene for the special edition of Empire a few years later, but he was here for this. Wild!
00:48 Introduction/Context. First 'event' 04:35 Waiting 05:30 SAY YOUR NAMES. First Letter gives dark side point 06:05 Waiting 07:30 Vader Pretends to help turn player but really helps next player 08:15 Waiting 09:20 Vader Arrests the turn player and their droid 08:54 Waiting. Cell block escape at 10:45 10:50 Vader mentions the cell block escape 11:00 Waiting 12:00 Vader is MAD about cell block escape, Cell Block doors are shut 12:15 Waiting 13:05 Security Check is done, but the death star is attacked by a rebel fleet. X Wing cards are playable. 13:43 Waiting. ALL doors unlocked. Detention block escape at 14:25 14:48 Vader is MAD. He tells turn player to F*CK EVERYONE via die roll and the game is basically unwinnable at this point. 15:25 Waiting. Detention block escape at 15:43 Cell Block escape. 16:00 Darth Vader is P*SSED about Robots. Empire cards are playable. 16:37 Waiting 17:12 Vader slows everyone down for no reason 17:35 Waiting 19:12 X Wing Cards are playable 19:30 Waiting 20:12 Vader F*cks everyone's droid 20:35 Waiting. Cell block escape w/ Vader mad at 20:42 21:28 Vader rewards the player with the least dark side points(least likely to win) 22:00 Waiting 22:30 Darth Vader Commends the turn player, Tie Fighter and X wing cards are playable 24:08 Waiting 25:27 Darth Vader F*CKS the players again via die roll. Drawing Cards is turned off. 26:02 Darth Vader turns drawing cards back on 27:29 Waiting 28:30 Crash compactor is TURNED ON(Closed) Rebel cards are playable 29:02 Waiting 30:25 Garbage Compactor is TURNED OFF(Open) Conduit System is Open 30:30 Waiting 31:02 Darth Vader turns drawing WAY UP 31:21 Waiting, but with Pie Graph 34:20 Empire and X Wing Cards are playable. Drawing is turned to normal, and anyone who drew cards while it was turned WAY UP gains dark side points. 34:55 Waiting. Detention Block escape at 35:03 35:09 Vader is mad 35:19 Waiting 36:42 Darth Vader actually helps players, rebel cards are playable 37:15 Waiting 38:40 Vader is mad. Tie Fighter and Empire cards are playable 39:20 Waiting. Inner level is OPEN. Detention block at 39:47 40:14 Darth Vader selects his Pupil, who will inevitably win the game. If there's a tie he want's the youngest, and that's pretty f*cked up when you think about it 41:14 Waiting 42:08 Vader attacks his pupil and tells them to attack their old bff 42:29 Waiting. The music is more energetic and heroic now. 44:15 Vader is 'displeased' with his pupil. Inner level is rotated. X Wing cards are playable. 44:47 Waiting 46:15 Darth Vader makes the players gamble to draw cards, and you may as well because life is hopeless anyway. Empire cards are playable. 46:50 Waiting. Detention block escape at 47:03 47:12 Vader forces his pupil gamble, if he wins he f*cks the rest of the players even more than they already were. 47:37 Waiting 48:13 Rotate the inner level 48:30 Waiting 49:15 Darth Vader makes Pupil gamble again. 49:27 Waiting 49:46 Darth Vader ARRESTS the turn player 50:00 Waiting 50:12 Yoda has given you the power to plant the next explosive. Rebel cards are playable 51:01 Waiting 51:15 The Countdown Begins. Rotate inner level. 51:42 Waiting 51:52 Darth Vader screws the players even more 52:00 Waiting. Detention block escape at 52:12 52:17 Tie Fighter cards are playable 52:48 Waiting 52:02 Darth Vader lets turn player f*ck someone else 53:10 Waiting 53:19 Darth Vader ignites super laser 53:35 Waiting. 53:50 cell block escape 54:13 Vader kinda helps player in lead. Inner level is rotated twice 54:45 Waiting 55:18 Darth Vader helps turn player, but he knows y'all f*cked 55:31 Waiting 55:46 Darth Vader helps everyone, but if you have time to listen to him it doesn't matter 55:54 Waiting 56:08 Darth Vader basically says "f*ck you" by helping the player with the least dark side points 56:17 Waiting 56:32 Game Over. 57:00 Credits
Okay I wanted to let y'all know this too but I asked my parents about the whole *if tie: I want the youngest* line that's super sus since they were alive before the OT: Up until the 1990s/2000 a common way to break a game tie was to go with the youngest player. And was a generally accepted rule in that time period of life. This was scrapped when kids started to argued that age shouldn't be used for tiebreakers and things shifted to the coin toss instead since the odds were more equal and fair since it wasn't rigged by birth order. It's not some gross groomer thing, this is one of those "this was a socially accepted thing that's really innocent in spirit, but in modern times sounds reallllly bad when spoken aloud."
@@nickwerner7983dude what are you rambling about? This is analog media and you're talking about it almost as if it was a digital CGI recording. Want 60 FPS? Get Lucas and go with him to a secret vault with 35mm tapes and rescan it yourself so you can have 60, and even then it doesn't make much sense, because analog media doesn't use fpses per se and in theory it has infinite number of frames.
@@OuterTapes You don’t have to be such a prick! I don’t need to do all that. All I need to do is save up some Amazon Gift Card, get that game and get a VHS Player and play the game!
Probably because he did but he's only one part. The fact they actually dug some of the sets, costumes, and props out of storage plus getting JEJ and David Prowse FOR A BOARD GAME is something to be amazed at.
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![Star Wars: Rebel Assault 2 · Expert Mode [PC Longplay ‧ 1995]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m3JxcfIjyPc/mqdefault.jpg)
James Earl Jones reprised his voice roll for Darth Vader, and David Prowse rewore the Vader suit.
Oh, yeah. It just makes it awesome.
It was directed by Gilbert Taylor, the cinematographer for A New Hope.
@@EightThreeEight Cool.
@@EightThreeEight which is crazy because he famously did not get along with Lucas at all and wasn’t hired for any other Star Wars projects besides this board game twenty years later, where he filmed Darth Vader in a cramped hallway staring and pointing at the camera. Also David Prowse wasn’t even in the suit for the new (seconds long) scene for the special edition of Empire a few years later, but he was here for this. Wild!
No one:
Darth Vader: You, the rebel using the force! Yes, you...
"Rebels... EXPERIENCE BIJ!"
Mev, the crew member using the force! Yes, you...
"Ah, nerds! And one of them is wearing a cape, what a loser. What a minute I'm wearing a cape..How you doing brother?"
This has meme potential, I can feel it
00:48 Introduction/Context. First 'event'
04:35 Waiting
05:30 SAY YOUR NAMES. First Letter gives dark side point
06:05 Waiting
07:30 Vader Pretends to help turn player but really helps next player
08:15 Waiting
09:20 Vader Arrests the turn player and their droid
08:54 Waiting. Cell block escape at 10:45
10:50 Vader mentions the cell block escape
11:00 Waiting
12:00 Vader is MAD about cell block escape, Cell Block doors are shut
12:15 Waiting
13:05 Security Check is done, but the death star is attacked by a rebel fleet. X Wing cards are playable.
13:43 Waiting. ALL doors unlocked. Detention block escape at 14:25
14:48 Vader is MAD. He tells turn player to F*CK EVERYONE via die roll and the game is basically unwinnable at this point.
15:25 Waiting. Detention block escape at 15:43 Cell Block escape.
16:00 Darth Vader is P*SSED about Robots. Empire cards are playable.
16:37 Waiting
17:12 Vader slows everyone down for no reason
17:35 Waiting
19:12 X Wing Cards are playable
19:30 Waiting
20:12 Vader F*cks everyone's droid
20:35 Waiting. Cell block escape w/ Vader mad at 20:42
21:28 Vader rewards the player with the least dark side points(least likely to win)
22:00 Waiting
22:30 Darth Vader Commends the turn player, Tie Fighter and X wing cards are playable
24:08 Waiting
25:27 Darth Vader F*CKS the players again via die roll. Drawing Cards is turned off.
26:02 Darth Vader turns drawing cards back on
27:29 Waiting
28:30 Crash compactor is TURNED ON(Closed) Rebel cards are playable
29:02 Waiting
30:25 Garbage Compactor is TURNED OFF(Open) Conduit System is Open
30:30 Waiting
31:02 Darth Vader turns drawing WAY UP
31:21 Waiting, but with Pie Graph
34:20 Empire and X Wing Cards are playable. Drawing is turned to normal, and anyone who drew cards while it was turned WAY UP gains dark side points.
34:55 Waiting. Detention Block escape at 35:03
35:09 Vader is mad
35:19 Waiting
36:42 Darth Vader actually helps players, rebel cards are playable
37:15 Waiting
38:40 Vader is mad. Tie Fighter and Empire cards are playable
39:20 Waiting. Inner level is OPEN. Detention block at 39:47
40:14 Darth Vader selects his Pupil, who will inevitably win the game. If there's a tie he want's the youngest, and that's pretty f*cked up when you think about it
41:14 Waiting
42:08 Vader attacks his pupil and tells them to attack their old bff
42:29 Waiting. The music is more energetic and heroic now.
44:15 Vader is 'displeased' with his pupil. Inner level is rotated. X Wing cards are playable.
44:47 Waiting
46:15 Darth Vader makes the players gamble to draw cards, and you may as well because life is hopeless anyway. Empire cards are playable.
46:50 Waiting. Detention block escape at 47:03
47:12 Vader forces his pupil gamble, if he wins he f*cks the rest of the players even more than they already were.
47:37 Waiting
48:13 Rotate the inner level
48:30 Waiting
49:15 Darth Vader makes Pupil gamble again.
49:27 Waiting
49:46 Darth Vader ARRESTS the turn player
50:00 Waiting
50:12 Yoda has given you the power to plant the next explosive. Rebel cards are playable
51:01 Waiting
51:15 The Countdown Begins. Rotate inner level.
51:42 Waiting
51:52 Darth Vader screws the players even more
52:00 Waiting. Detention block escape at 52:12
52:17 Tie Fighter cards are playable
52:48 Waiting
52:02 Darth Vader lets turn player f*ck someone else
53:10 Waiting
53:19 Darth Vader ignites super laser
53:35 Waiting. 53:50 cell block escape
54:13 Vader kinda helps player in lead. Inner level is rotated twice
54:45 Waiting
55:18 Darth Vader helps turn player, but he knows y'all f*cked
55:31 Waiting
55:46 Darth Vader helps everyone, but if you have time to listen to him it doesn't matter
55:54 Waiting
56:08 Darth Vader basically says "f*ck you" by helping the player with the least dark side points
56:17 Waiting
56:32 Game Over.
57:00 Credits
Okay I wanted to let y'all know this too but I asked my parents about the whole *if tie: I want the youngest* line that's super sus since they were alive before the OT:
Up until the 1990s/2000 a common way to break a game tie was to go with the youngest player. And was a generally accepted rule in that time period of life. This was scrapped when kids started to argued that age shouldn't be used for tiebreakers and things shifted to the coin toss instead since the odds were more equal and fair since it wasn't rigged by birth order.
It's not some gross groomer thing, this is one of those "this was a socially accepted thing that's really innocent in spirit, but in modern times sounds reallllly bad when spoken aloud."
Baron de Samedi calls someone "Dirtbag", Kavok calls someone "Suvwl'", "Puj" and "Gagh" and now Darth Vader calls someone "Pupil".
I get the feeling you think this board game is rigged in favour of the pupil.
17:30 BTW, Am I thinking the old republic series?
About 49:46, what if it's the pupil using the force/rolling the die?
I'd love to see a couple fan themed videos for this game but pity nobody has made one yet
"Cloaked by the force" lol
*Ben Kenobi sneaking past two stormtroopers*
*Palpatine eliminating his Force presence from the Jedi Order*
It can be done, technically speaking.
Amazing & outstanding!
And this one's actually in Stereo for once! :D
15:07
You! The Rebel using The Force!
Yes, you.
Brilliant
This seems like something out of a dream.
maybe I should dust that box off lol
The timer counts down 90 minutes but the video's only 60.
1 "hour" and 45 "minutes" to be exact. It just so happens, though, that the clock runs at double-time, so it's about a 57 minute game.
Lord Fener dovrebbe igenizzarsi le mani
Is this going to be uploaded in 60 FPS?
ROFLMAO
(In the off chance anyone's REALLY serious here, VHS tapes ran at 24fps, and that's the only footage of this that exists.)
@@RetroMaticGamer That’s only for certain VHS Tapes. This was recorded in 60FPS in 1996, I KNOW IT!!!
@@nickwerner7983dude what are you rambling about? This is analog media and you're talking about it almost as if it was a digital CGI recording. Want 60 FPS? Get Lucas and go with him to a secret vault with 35mm tapes and rescan it yourself so you can have 60, and even then it doesn't make much sense, because analog media doesn't use fpses per se and in theory it has infinite number of frames.
@@OuterTapes You don’t have to be such a prick! I don’t need to do all that. All I need to do is save up some Amazon Gift Card, get that game and get a VHS Player and play the game!
Its a shame Spoony never reviewed this
Hey, someone else who remembers Spoony! I was looking forward to him reviewing this too but sadly it was not to be I guess.
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Screw that creep
40:20
2:45
I love how chatty Vader is.
It feels a lot like JEJ just kind of... phoned it in. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan from way back, but this...
Probably because he did but he's only one part. The fact they actually dug some of the sets, costumes, and props out of storage plus getting JEJ and David Prowse FOR A BOARD GAME is something to be amazed at.
To be fair most of his dialogue is game instructions. He's not doing any dramatic lines here lol
@@TheCosmicNemesis Robert O'Reilly was doing the same thing in the Star Trek VCR game, but he managed to ham it up well enough.
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Better of everythin' that came after the 1996!
That was a better SW movie than The Last Jedi.
Caravan Of Courage was a better Star Wars movie than TLJ.
@@Webshooters1 No, it wasn't.
Not even close.
Darth Vader is no Gatekeeper.