3 Shorts A Man Should NEVER Wear
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Me watching with basketball shorts with no underwear 😂
I thought that was only for swimming trunks
@@Kingharthegreat it is. Or Russians
Same here too bro 😂😂😂
Ur weird 💀💀
Proof?
my calves are already tiny, they're nonexistent
Don’t be discouraged. You might have high calf insertions. Which could benefit you in jumping or sprinting
bros walkin on stilts?
@@oneviralvideo5907 lol no, and good news my calves been growing
Bro at my school named Bobby Palmori is 6'5" and has skinny legs and told the class he was too insecure to wear shorts but as it got hotter outside he got used to the insecurity.
☠️
I’m married. I don’t wear cargos for the look. I wear them to carry my wife’s stuff. It’s better then a book bag 😂
What the fck is a book bag?😅
@@anshsharma4131backpack
Why not carry a man bag?
@@anshsharma4131 book bag is a backpack.
@@BigJFindAWaybecause he’s married and not a drug dealer.
I don’t wear ANY shorts. My skinny white legs are shocking.
Probably wouldn't be so white if you'd wear shorts
Same here 😂 I wear track suit pants in summer as well even though I sweat like hell 😅
Probably wouldn't be white if you weren't Caucasian.
LOOL
@@KO-zi2xfI think he means he wears pants
I like big baggy cargos, they’re comfortable to me. And being comfortable is better than trying to impress other people.
I think button up with cargos looks great, nice for summer.
I wear cargo shorts all the time. I’ve got terrible old man saggy balls, and need something comfortable
Yoo same ,and I just like the babby fit
@@jfish9014 all balls sag. Young and old. You need to see more nuts.
What is so ‘uncomfortable’ about other types of shorts?
A real man doesn’t care what people think about what he wears.
They can also take pride in the way they look tho
A real man takes pride in his appearance
A real man wants to look good.
Real men wear underwear
Real men are butt naked
but I love showing off in the mesh lol
#3: Speak for yourself lol
Lol
Right!
Tight denim shorts is not a good look on any man
Yeah, skintight is too much. A bit looser than skintight is totally okay though. Not a fan of denim shorts, though.
Speak for yourself, the tighter the better, as long as you are physically fit, it's a good look.
@@user-tg6el6zc4t You keep on believing that. Literally awful
I will ALWAYS Wear my Baggy Cargo shorts!!
Hell nah I don’t anybody seeing my Ashy ass legs
fragile mascuilinity be like
Yes you’re right. And it’s particularly true in North America where they’ve got absolutely no clue whatsoever what a manly man is.
@BigJFindAWay pshhh north America, buddy that 90% of the world. Can you get more specific? We got 50 states with 100+ communities in each.
@@BigJFindAWaylol. You can't be serious? You think Europe does? Hahaha laughable
What? You like wearing the tight jorts? 😂
Everybody isn’t over 6”0 I’m 5”7
Listen bro just because you can’t go commando in gym shorts doesn’t mean nobody can some people actually don’t have 2 inch ducks😂😂
It’s even worse if you have a big walloper, it’s even more obvious
Bro is a certified exhibitionist with that comment
Nothing puts a smile on my face like a guy in sweatpants shorts while comando.😛😎
At home yes. Not out in public with families around.
I dress like Winnie the Pooh -- shirt with nothing else. 😂😂😂
*Thats enough shorts for the week.*
I get it
This guy has no fashion tips what so ever
Yes! Exactly right!
Don’t listen to this man by all means u encourage you to wear basketball shorts while commando. Please never stop doing that 🤤 there are some of us who likes to see
My tiny calfs laughing in the corner.
Dear men, please disregard #1. You look fantastic in those. Please keep wearing them and rockin the skater man look. Please.
Watch.. next, he's going to say that a 53 year old shouldn't be wearing a 30 year old Thrasher magazine t shirt. You just made my day. Thanks❤
Right... who the hell is going to take advice from a guy screaming at the camera anyway
Kween💅👄
I will rock my Abercrombie and Fitch Cargos til the day I die and will be buried in them.
@@KoreshDabar-YHWHbenYisrael yup...ii hear you brother...I love it when women think they know fashion
Alpha is a little guy at 5’7” so he obviously can’t wear baggy or oversized shorts. 😂😂😂
Slight correction. He’s 5’6”
@@Winchester-hh7vbOuch…even worse
Bro called out my whole class on 3
Really? You have a whole class of commandos?
I usually wear basketball shorts with no underwear when I go get a lap dance at the strip club get my money worth
Bruh just go to a massage parlor and get the whole enchilada 😂
@@Eyb0ssfuwait I thought that was illegal😂
I don’t care…I still rock the baggy cargos! I work as a musician all summer. I need the pockets and always lose about 20-25 lbs so nothing fits!
I’ll have to keep an eye out for the no underwear men.
😂
He should take pride in the way he looks. It's pride month. 😂
Im tall i can wear oversized shorts and fit white t shirt
Oh no, I disagree with number 3. Basketball shorts and sweatpants make for a perfect visual.
He said dont wear it WITHOUT underwear.
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any clothes can be worn.. if it fits well, nicely put together in style and dressed for appropriate occasion.
Ikr, I should be able to wear my shorts without underwear showing my hanging balls without being judged
@@-Sergioxx- definitely.. if u going to shoot a porn scene called "Old men and young kittens" or something stupid like that lol
Chicks love men in basketball shorts. They love to see the print.😂😂😂😂
only if you packin
I always go with what I feel comfortable with whether it's in style or not.
Virgin vibes
just admit you get no bitches
Good for you but this is a style channel so..
@@wallyjackson9543 Don't you want to get something YOU look good in and feel comfortable in. As long as it doesn't look too corny. I will get something in style but what I feel and look good in.
Exactly me too
I’m sticking with cargo ,I’m not trying to impress anybody I want to feel comfortable with cargo shorts
Cargo shorts rule. I can't stand this generations style. It's not manly.
What’s this generation’s style? And what’s not manly?
If you’re North American or British you likely saw very few manly men in your life.
In conclusion, never wear shorts 😂
😂😂
Yup..
Wear shorts just dont wear cargo shorts that end up in your calves you might as well wear long pants then, also its better to wear shorts that end up near your quads so you dont appear small legged
Wear a skirt instead
😂😂😂
As a slightly bigger man I have to say that knee length cargo shorts flatter my body a lot more than above the knee shorts with like an 8 or 9 inch inseam. Those look good on thinner guys but not guys like me, lol.
My boyfriend (he’s heterosexual) is a much bigger dude and he wouldn’t be caught dead in cargo shorts.
@@BigJFindAWay Good for him. Everyone has freedom of choice. I don't understand what his sexual orientation has anything to do with it.
@@CubsFan2812 Because all the Americans and Canadians will immediately assume he's gay. He's not.
John Cena disapproves of this video 😆 🤣 😂
Sitting at home in my gym shorts commando I feel attacked
Then which shorts should we go with.. 😢
Loose shorts that end right above Your knee. But You need to workout Your legs.
Anything longer looks like kid.
And shorter doesn't look manly lol.
@@arty_lerry7730 i think higher is better until the quads maybe, because you don't want to hide your legs if they are strong
@@kalaxazoseisaire Yeah. Just not too short. Mid quads.
Why loose?
Why not short?
Orrr, just be a confident adult who wears whatever they want. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Some things look better than others on women
There's a difference in wearing just whatever you want and wearing something you KNOW would look great on you. Blind positivity doesn't automatically translate to confidence or attractiveness.
These comments on every video are so damn annoying. He’s giving advice, no one’s forcing you to take it
This video is clearly not for those without fashion sense, ofc you can wear whatever you want but it wont mean you’ll look good. If you are a person who doesn’t care about what you wear this channel should not be one you watch, simple.
Andddd than don't complane about havin no girlfriend
Wear what you want and not what others want you to wear
hes making sure u dont look fucking weird lol, take the advice
It’s just fashion advice. Calm down
I understand that this is intended to offer fashion advice, to clarify, I'm saying it's important to respect individual choices and personal style. What may seem 'weird' to one person could be someone else's unique expression, wearing what makes you feel comfortable and confident is what truly matters.
@@BigH4PPY so which one of these do you wear?
I'm getting that vibe from you.
@@InnerRise i'm a nudist of course
Dude my calves are bigger than 90% of my friends wastes - there is no Cargo Shorts that can make them look small.
Check your weight
@@antoniodouaihy628 Well that is a totally unnecessary comment - I am actually of athletic build with little to no fat on me, I just have extremely large calves. What is your excuse for being an A-Hole!
Damn I feel bad for your friends. They must all be either anorexic or 5 years old
@@antoniodouaihy628 DEAD
Same
When you're as short as you are be careful cuz even the shorter shorts go down to your ankles...so....yeah definitely be careful....short as you are!!! With the shorts. This guy talking about shorts is too ironically funny!!!
I make sure to wear cargo shorts when I keep my bathmate pump on for extended use
I spend the whole summer in cut off tri-cam BDUs. Best shorts ever.
Me wearing skinny thighs cycling shorts but it doesn’t fits well, it does look like jersey shorts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Frankly, I love it when a guy wears basketball shorts w/o underwear; so that we CAN see his goods!! You’re wrong there, Alpha
My eyes are up here you creep
🤨🏳️🌈?
I’m worried for you
@@Inktron I’m worried for YOU!! Don’t be worried about me!! I’m fine. Run along now, kid. Go play in traffic…
Everyone should wear underwear. Men and women alike. It’s unhygienic not to.
😂😂😂 the last one
I just wear relaxed fit for almost anything
If men want to wear tight clothing they should wear it.... who cares. Don't expect people to consider tight jean shorts as clothing for just one sex. Some people dont wear tight clothing including women.
I just bought the same fuckin short!
Id rather baggy shorts.
#2 is fine.
Stop telling people what to wear…. That’s the problem. Wear what you want . Your not going to look like a woman by wearing tight shorts. Basket ball shorts are the worst unfashionable thing. Made out of cheap material look cheap and just As bad as cargo shorts. 😮
Tight shorts look awesome on men and no they don’t construct the genitals because they’re made of various soft supple and stretchy materials.
Above the knee? Nah I’m not gay
Please leave the grade school crap to the kids it is cringe as an adult. Just wear whatever you like, if someone judges you as an adult just laugh it off, their pathetic anyway.
In my experience guys who go around accusing other guys of being gay because of what they wear or how they look or what they like are secret gays themselves. So put that in a bone and smoke it.
gay lol
I braught some dope ones from the 80s they kickass adidas too they were german military surplus
Something surreal and kinda vaporwave about rocking vintage threads from a time before I was alive its cool
@@invaderjoshua6280 you right
Idk about aboveg the knee, but I agree with everything else lol. I wear everything right below the knee.😂
#3 are absolutely allowed, and highly encouraged, and #1 works if your over 6'3 and swole
Speak for yourself Alpha. I wanna see it. 😅
You lost me at "above the knee"
Big shorts look good. Especially if you have long socks. It pulls off the east coast type fit
That third one sounds like a personal response from past experiences 🤣🤣🤣
Bu..but the problem is that I can't wear shorts above the knee due to religious reasons 😅
So you're basically saying men shouldn't wear shorts.
Oversized cargo shorts work perfect with half way socks if you got slimer calves..👌
Listen, I can absolutely rock some cargo shorts. It’s about your attitude when you wear them
Every man should subscribe this man
Absolutely agree with you @alpha! Not a big fan of shorts unless I'm @ the beach or near a swimming pool with the intention of getting in there.
Me and my man out here twinning in baggy cargos 😂 we comfy af
"Your wiener🤏" im dying rn💀
Spot on 👍🏻👍🏻. My least favorite are the athletic shorts that go down to way below the knees😳. And ripped ones.
Me thinking of Stone Cold Steve Austin 💪
Aaron looks good in the jorts
This may be one of the only videos I agree with. Cargo shorts are fine, but not ones that are huge
johncena looks lit in every shorts but you cant see him
I wear my basketball shorts with my underwear seeping down past the shorts lol
I like shorts, they're comfy & easy to wear
Aaron you killing me😂😂
Baggy cargos are fire tho
Some of us do 👀
Bro when he unveiled those shorts I lost it😂
Aaron hasnt heard about grey sweats season, grey basketball shorts arevin the same Category, women love seeing outlines of our *D*, cargo shorts are making a comeback
Those baggy cargo shorts are good for working around the house. Big pockets to put stuff in.
I beg to differ with that last point😅
Just do some leg day with first one; problem solved.
He actually looks fly with the cargos. Cargos are the best
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Why are you yelling at me??
Only time you should break these is if you are actually into fashion and know how to style clothes well.
my school makes us wear big baggy cargos as a uniform
Not sure anyone goes out in public commando wearing hooping shorts 💀
My interpretation is that daisy dukes are good to go 👍🏼
I keep my military green ones in a pelican case under my bed incase of a nuclear zombie apocalypse. The way the worlds going you just never know when you'll need em.
I'm wearing a pair of them cargos right now! 4 sizes bigger than me! But I lost weight and like to see how fat i was
Well it’s not fair because it’s so big that it’s extremely visible even with underwear and gym shorts on
Dang I love extra pockets literally all my shorts are like that 😂😂
If you like it, wear that shit
Jhon Cena you know just chilling in the jeans
I just wanted to say jorts are freaking awesome. Maybe the most perfect clothing item for the summer time... especially if you're doing some time of work outdoors.
I will never stop wearing cargo shorts. I give 2 shits about how my calves look. I'm 6ft so I'm not short. They are just too comfortable to give up
The first 2 are fine if you like it anyway. But the last one, yes😂
Cargos look dope, but you gotta lean into that early 2000’s skater look and grab some tube socks, adidas clamshells, and a good tee shirt.
Dude you hit the nail right on the head...
Nothing wrong with the jorts he's wearing
WEAR WHATEVER THE F*** YOU WANT!!!