Another day another victim BLITZ #1

Damn what an insane game between these two players, I am sure that beginners or average players would not be able to replicate this, I mean those players can be found on chess.com or lichess.org lobbies playing some lame opening like London System that opening is so boring but what is even more boring is Dutch defense imagine playing that when there are openings like Ruy Lopez, Scotch Game, Vienna Game, King's Gambit, Danish Gambit Sicilian defense, French defense, Slav, semi-slav, Queen's Gambit, King's Indian Defense, Benoni, Benko Gambit, Grunfeld Defense, English Opening, Grob's Attack. When I go to sleep I often think about how I would like to play against other strong chess players such as Mikhail Tal, Alexander Alekhine, Emanuel Lasker, Vladimir Kramnik, Anatoly Karpov, Jose Raul Capablanca, Bobby Fischer, Garry Kasparov. My favorite dream is when I played against Magnus Carlsen, with white pieces I played Italian Game and outplayed him in middlegame so he resigned, but the true challenge was when I played with black pieces he started with 1.e4 and that was his first mistake he already blundered at first move what a shame, 1.d4 and 1.c4 or even 1.Nf3 was a better choice but even then I would transpose game into Queen's Gambit Declined and easily win, his first move allowed me to play Caro-Kann defense opening went smoothly middlegame as well but then the endgame came and we all know how good Carlsen is in endgame but that matters little when I am his opponent since I know all endgames techniques I started with activating my king in the center followed by pushing my hanging passed protected invulnerable undefeated pawns to victory those pawns were so strong that I promoted them both. But promoting those pawns into queens and giving some basic checkmate was not enough for me I wanted to flex my skills even further so I got a knight and a bishop and proceeded to checkmate him with ease displaying my superior technique and understanding of game. All of this is 1,000,000% true it is not made up just for keywords and would not do something like that and if you read this all I have a question for you, what are you doing with your life? Go touch some grass you bozo