Stephen Lynch - Priest
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- Stephen Lynch - Priest
Lyrics:
deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd's heart
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
sunday mass or bible class
i catch him in my view
i close my eyes but there he lies
spread eagle on the pew
and when i see him in that frock
my concience goes araye
i'll give him some communion wine thats
spiked with spanish fly
altar boy, altar boy
is it gonna be heaven or hell
you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell
our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
deliver us from sin
we could pretend that he was jesus christ
and i was mary magdalene
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
oh altar boy, oh altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rec...
This man has incredible musical talent, and uses it to produce offensive humor/comedy based music. That's why he's a badass!
that moment when hes singing "altar boy oh altar boy confess your sins to me" like towards the end and he gets higher pitch. that sounded real good.
goosebumps, he's got serious voice talent
One day when I was sitting in church staring at the pastor, this popped into my head and I literally had to clap my hand over my mouth to stop from singing it.
I love that he let never lets the crowd's reaction deter him. This is his humor and if you don't like it, don't watch it. I love all of his songs, they're fucking hilarious
His the best comedian AND singer of all time!!
I love how people give shit about how this is wrong. Well, if you want to say this is wrong, go tell the priests that actually molested kids they were wrong first. This is far less horrible than that. Besides, if you actually are offended by this, your life must be fucking perfect to have that luxury.
"Who's you father? Who's your father'
Love it.
this guy is crazyy!!!
she got a smile is awesome like this one
Back when I was doing the audio for my church, my buddy made me listen to this during the prayer and offering. Was the only time he got me to almost laugh out loud in church. Later told him he condemed us both to Hell because of it.
I can't stop listening to this song... something is wrong with me.
one of my favorite songs by him
The song is amazing, but even more amazing than the song is his voice. He's got a set of pipes on him, holy.
I never took church seriously after watching this.
The dude can sing though.
+JTMFlash He's got some serious talent.
his voice sounds so amazing in this video
lmfao!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GUY! I just found out about him today I can't stop watchhing these videos!
I really don't know why...but I absolutely love this song.
He put a lot of energy into this performance. I surprised he didn't wind up on south park or family guy, imagine how much he would have contributed to those shows. Also, he looks like and seems creepy like Dennis from Sunny in Philadelphia.
This version is a lot faster than the studio version. I like it at this speed better.
Legitimately such a good song🚶♂️
his wife wasn't going to leave him, he always says that as its the perfect intro for his song 'lullaby'. And this song is called priest, thats what its called on this dvd and his albums.
I love this song.
I want to sing this at my school's lip syncing competition..... I think I would get suspended though.
I showed this in my school (to friends) a couple of days ago when the pope was in Scotland
Yet there is more evidence of the earths beginnings through things. More than any religion can offer. Peace
MY WIFE & I LOVE UR MUSIC ABILITY WE R BOTH VETERANS OF THE NAVY
Stephen Lynch is a genius.
I love this, so much.
This guy have the best facial expression i've ever seen!!!
I'm going to Hell because I couldn't stop laughing... Dammit.
nah...the priest is,,if anyone.
MrGziss Nah. All he has to do is pray for forgiveness and he's dandy. Christians have this "get out of Hell free" card.
Valdagast Catholics, not all Christians...
Surely most Christians believe that they are saved by grace and not deeds? And that God will forgive everything except apostasy?
thank you, you have taught us good people of youtube well
He's making the audience think...he's making them uncomfortable, making them squirm...comedy isn't always cute or easy, sometimes it is very dark, and very revelatory...I haven't liked some of his stuff, but this one, I appreciate...
I can't believe this song was taken off for a while... People are so incredibly overly sensitive. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I personally think this song is hysterical. :D
I love the Jesus and Mary bit.
brilliant song!
I love this dude!!!!
same thin happen to me there MonthuRa
And me thank for putting his song into a playlist
could i possibly love this song more? my fave ever! Stephen is the FUCKING legend!!! even if i know most of his songs by heart, i always laugh my ass off when i hear and see him!
BAHHHH!!!! That was hilarious!!! XD
He sings really well too! Catchy tune!
Still bangs hard to this day
Just rediscovered this song, however I remember seeing a version where he changes the lyrics a bit! At the end of the second verse it was "And when I see him in that frock, I think he looks so fine, I'll drop a couple roofies into his communion wine!" And the part about dressing him up as the pope was "If he thinks the second coming is bad, then the third is gonna be insane!" Can't find that version anywhere anymore!
Some people take this video waaaaay too seriously.
Stephen ftw! Glad I saw him live :D
I'm glad to see my comment got some response
actually the laughter is almost constant you'll notice between certain times they tend to tune out the laughter after they've recorded it so you can hear the song itself better.
Sweet jesus!
Oh Stephen soo cute and soo true
I am debating to send this video to a Catholic girl that broke my heart.
i love stephen lynch so much lol
people stop getting mad that a comedic actor is taking a steroetype and making a song about it
its his job to make people laugh and he took the priest jokes and made a song about it
big deal
Naaaw ... the slayer of humanity is concerned about Stephen's soul!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
i love this!!!!!!!!
lynch and the mic... *ROFL*
that's soooo great!!
love that!
he's a freaking god! xDDD
Lead me not into temptaion. I can find it all by myself.
its sad how true this all is
love this song, its funny as hell! always loved stephen lynch
poor mike...has been scared for life. it will never be the same again
This is the best comment Ive ever read on youtube!
Keep my seat warm!
Ahahaha, the mic in the eye was the best part!!! WHOS YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR FATHER!!! xD
He sure does like that Mic! lmao! He rocks!
Someone has to play this in a church during the priest's speech! :D
he did another version where he said 'Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name, if he thought the second coming was bad, then the third one's gonna be insane!' I thought that one was funnier. This one is still fricking hilarious though
Great song. Its so wrong and so right at the same time.
Thanx a lot for putting the lyrics :))
LMFAO, I absolutely love the awkward silences from the crowd XD
one word, genius
he's a genius
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd ffff..... oh dear god the shame!!!
one of the best lines because of his facial expression lol
6 years ago, wow time flies
Ok whoever has seen Doubt has to laugh even harder at this. It goes great!
They get all the best entertainers.
"you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell"
....
....
So funny!
★★★★★
I'm atheist and I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!
Me too!!I was worried!
He's a mad guitar guy!
this is actually a really great song haha
love it
awesome
Awesome i find all of his songs great xD
Hillarious 5/5
Cool! See everyone there!
brilliant..
Most of the people who dislike this are devout Catholics with no sense of humor.
Damn I'm not even a theist, much less a Christian, and that was still close to crossing the line... close, not over ^.^
95 priests are saying "WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!!RUN ALTERBOYS!!!!"
yes,at 0:52, 1:37, 1:39, 2:51, 2:58-3:45,and they cheered at the end of the song
On Sundays instead of church I watch this video and laugh my ass off, and then read comments laugh my ass off, see this I why I didn't go to bible camp dad. Repeat.
Stephen Lynch, I'll be your altar boy.
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
Religion deserves all the laughter in the world. And most of the hatred too.
kinda sad to see the reason why we didnt c him for a year woes cus he turned to wedding singing lol -.- but thx god hes back .thx for posting ariantina
Who's ya father, who's ya father!
It's a Stephen Lynch kind of morning.
2:20 is frikkin awesome
His audience had some difficulty with this one.
He saves it with the complete absurdity at the end. Well played.
this song is why i am now Pagan...
tooo sine!
as a matter of fact, yes we do ^.^ and damn proud =D
God bless, cal2jack =)
I'm sorry for your loss. You know which kind.
stephen lynch is siiiiiiick
all his songs r epicly funny :P