Opie and Anthony - Wives Getting Fat (09/13/2006)
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- A story about Regis Philbin's long toe nails leads to a discussion about hygiene declining over the course of a relationship and wives gaining weight. Callers chime in with fat wife horror stories. Also, a story about a restaurant weighing waitresses is discussed.
“I bought her a house and then she turned into one!” 😂
I think there’s a movie about that
This is exactly why you never try to reunite with a chick you thought was hot/cute in high school or college. Trust me, you will be surprised.
That's a two-way street, fatso.
@@unclenic9694 👍👍😂😂😂😂
Been there, done that.
"Nothing sadder than a flatso." So true!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheDreReichDude no ass. For sure.
And miserable
wow, the one picture where anthony doesn't look like a ghoul.
he looks like a jihadi thats trying to 'blend' lol
+Jeffrey Hinkle yeah i love colin's work.
He looks like Adrian Brody if he had aids.
Chris Sadowski “on crack!” You’re not funny.
@gma n CQ made sure this insult stuck around! Lmao
I'm really feeling this podcast topic. I married the hottest girl in our neighborhood. I did all the proper research first. Her mom and aunts were all tiny and beautiful. 16 years of marriage and my kids begged my wife and I to quit smoking. We both did. I'm still at my playing weight but in 2 years my wife looks like someone who ate 2 of my wives. Having kids didn't make her huge. Quitting smoking did. I'm trying to get her to start again.
No don't get her to smoke again 😂😂
Snacking and working out helps with weight gain in my experience
😂😂
Fucking Christ- you've got so many clips I have never heard. Best OandA channel on CZcams at this point
are you dead now?
Richard - I've just recently discovered your channel. You've got so much more variety than a lot of the other O and A channels. Thank you.
If you want to understand the concept of "greggshells", start listening around the 25 minute mark.
cooliovasquez I just wish they stopped caring and would go after him like they do everyone else. He rarely gets car crashed. They should have tore him up since the beginning. It possibly could've molded him into a funnier person, knowing he can't just blurt out shit. Instead, surrounding himself with comedians makes him think he's in league with them.
Oh my god, that was awful. You could tell everyone knew that was a dumb, unfunny idea.
Yes, his out-of-touch, lazy thinking is really on display here
MrMandrill well he controls the car crash sound. He usually has the sound board
Opie is a hole
Dude i love you for these clips.
This show hit too close to home for most married men. Especially me. 😢😭
13:00
Caller: Do you think I can use that?
Anthony: *bitterly* No.
Lose 100 lbs in a month, brought to you by college graduate Gregg ‘Opie’ Hughes
I lost 100lb in 2-3 months
@@corywiedenbeck1562it's not all about you
15:52 Steve in Arkansas rules! Most callers are terrible, but ask them about their wives and they get pretty funny 😂
these are so funny im addicted
Glad to say I'm still the same 95-100 lbs that I was when we married 17 years ago. I can still fit in jeans I wore when I was 16 lol
Anthony still gets in 16yo jeans too. 😮
Your green mustang looks exactly like the lawnmower car from Monster Garage.
@@_..-.._..-.._ Ok. 🤷🏼♀️
Rare time when you need to give credit where credit is due.
Doesn't happen often but Opie at 20:55..... Home run.
Ant looks like a Dominican rapper.
holy shit, Opie made me laugh! up is down and down is up. 19:00
I was thinking the same, mixing up inspirational poems is pretty funny.
Oh Jimmy, you’re wife will NEVER put on the baby weight…
Opie has a buckeye jersey on, that explains it.
I like fat girls and all, but I would never let one walk all over me or dump me. You're fat.. be grateful.
Line of the day, "you don't have to settle for a black guy". LMBO Mean, but true.
+John NoNameGibbon LOL
John NoNameGibbon or take a dump on you.
Opie actually pitched a good 1,the 50 lb contest ,that sounded like Patrice O'Neal
As soon as my wife started ballooning, I divorced her. I weigh the same as when we got married - she went Jabba so I bounced. No regrets. She was very hot back in the day though.
You could have a rap career. _Yo, my woman went Jabba so I BOUNCED. She was always puttin treats in her mouth. She’s the size of a dinosaur, marching, marching, how did she get so fat?!?”_
that horrible contest idea
Banks4004 he’s the worst
@@levil134 no, you guys are. Enough already. It’s like talking 💩 about a dead guy 10 years after they’re gone.
Anthony would have benefited from a father's teachings.
Anthony wouldn't have been Anthony with a positive male role model.
Anyone would...
She doubled in size!
“Are modeling agencies forced to have obese models or something?” They are now Jimbo, they are now. Jimmy is not going to like 2022. If you ever see Jimmy around, just give him $20 to perk him up a bit, he’s probably having a miserable day.
This has been going around for a few years, I remember Norton mentioned the term ‘plus size’ around 2004
@@brandonb3174yeah true, it was right after this bit that it ironically took off.
I hate fat women, I workout 5 days a week and stay active, my woman is 5"0,110 pounds, I have already told her if she goes over 140, I'm going to leave her
Top fucking man. Way to lay down the law with these bitches. Women have no problem issuing demands, so it's about time men start making their own.
I would put a 119 limit on it
is your wife a child
Why is Ant in a Bluejackets jersey?
In reference to when they're talking about baby weight, there's nothing I'm annoyed with more than when a pregnant chick trades her spoon for a shovel and says "well I'm eating for two people". No bitch, you're not, you're eating for 1 and 1/10th of a person. The nutrients a baby needs isn't even close to what a grown woman needs. Having a baby is not a reason, it's an excuse.
where can i find this show is it still on regular radio sux
Anthony is gone, a good show now is a really rare occurrence
+rigo hernandez There's countless hundreds of hours of classic O&A
Opie was pretty funny with the "if you love something" bit, ngl. Other than that eh
Ant is wrong about the harassment. The girls have worker rights. They don’t have to either put up with it or quit. Doesn’t work that way, thank god.
25:05 listen to Jim and Anthony try to fake enjoyment of opies terrible bit
26:10 Lmao this guy can’t stand his wife!
Opie lookin like Sam Hyde in this pic
See the audio?
23:40 brilliant
1:37 how the fuck do you "see" audio ???
+GTR Productions migraine headache.
when you're on acid
Equalizer
Why are they wearing buckeyes/jackets gear?
I think it was a promo shot when they were syndicated to that city.
Richard Hatred huh...I live in the area, thought it was kinda cool... great channel btw... I've yet to check out opie/jimmy...is it worth it?
Richard Hatred what does it mean to be syndicated ?
armin38822 It means that their show was being broadcast in many cities instead of only one.
Or maybe stupid they have listeners in ohio
5ft 1in and just as wide
I sure as hell won't get fat.
that's cuz your Asian and you stay sexy fooorever.......
Oh you will it happens to 99% of women lol
Crystal Jackson jealous chubby white girls. I live in an Asian country - plenty of women who have voluptuous figures but stay in shape due to eating healthy and taking care themselves. Now go back to your bag of cheetos.
I'm attracted to white girls physically, but Asian girls mentally. You ladies know what it means to be a good woman.
@@williampoole1742 dude, you don’t get out much? Asian women are the same as any other woman, this isn’t 1930s. That stereotype isn’t true, lol
My wife and I laugh when women gain weight in pregnancy.... My wife lost 40lbs, then again she had hyperemesis and vomited daily lol ....🤮
I love girls with short hair.
The girl has to have an attractive face with soft features to pull it off. Short hair is not for every girl, kinda like how some men don't look good with facial hair.
***** Face structure is the primary prerequisite as stated above.
servelan from Blake's 7.
When they look like Natalie Imbruglia in her prime, absolutely. But we know that's almost never then case.
Denise Crosby as Tasha Yar in the first season of Star Trek The Next Generation. She pulled it off really well!
Ugh...I hate it when people whine about women having short hair. I swear to christ I must be the only guy who likes short hair on a woman, but jesus, it's 2015...
+E101ification She has to be really hot.
Totally. Hot girls look good wearing a potato sack, so short hair isn't a stiff demand.
That's because you're thinking of Audrey Hepburn, not the rest of the women who just look butch
Big difference between a young hot girl with a "pixie" haircut, and a middle aged soccer mom who "doesn't want the hassle of long hair".
Short hair sucks ass on 95% of women. 5% can pull it off.
I have a feeling jimmy’s current wife is REALLY going to look more like a man as she ages.
I also have a feeling the women in the last story prefer to have a handsome, toned/athletic man in their rom-com movies.