[Worst Reviewed ASMR] I am your surgeon
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 5. 05. 2021
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The only time I am able to record an ASMR video is at 3-4am... and
I got to tell you that it is really difficult to film ASMR at home...
the environment isn't really asmr friendly so I appreciate it if you would give me a thumbs up!! it will really help out my channel!
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pov: you have awoken from your slumber and found yourself in a hospital with this man doing surgery on you at 3:00am
Literally
I mean ... your not wrong
âhow the fuck did you get in-â
It's such a coincidence that I'm reading this at 3am
Yassas that is bad news
This terrifies me but yet I feel so comforted
All I needed
Same this is all I need in life
Sameee
I like how he said you wonât fall asleep but 5 minutes in and Iâm passed out lol
Iâm alive, but Iâm deadđđ
4:23 my favorite trigger, the baton. I fall asleep every time
Bruh me too. Do you have that red stuff on yo head too?
I havenât got there yet and Iâm wheezing
This needs more likes
Normal surgeons: doing normal operations.
Dong surgeon: does asmr while operating you.
Itâs more relaxing , and not as worrying
Normal surgeons: operation you while you sleep
Dong asmr: asking your name while your dead
@@Schrottkiste LOL
@Christian Ball LOL TRUE
@Christian Ball fr
*slits throat with scissors* what is this red stuff ** continues to cut vigorously**
"hey, why is he not breathing, its not like i did anything wrong"
Yeah, but um- thatâs totally fine. Hey, didnât pay a lot of money so-
*sawing motion intensifies*
@@gabbythefool1605 when your in the US be like
Stabs him
POV: Youâre the poor soul in Surgeon Simulator with Dong playing for the first time
this comment deserves more likes
Second comment
Idk why... but this made me laugh
He really needs to know when to use the forget me stick instead of the sleep stick
666-667
"Mom I want an appointment"
"We have appointment at home"
Appointment at home :
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dong: *aggressively yet quietly beats his patient with a baton to knock them out*
Lmao so truuueee
Donât forget he called his patient ugly
Razor thinks lupical is too loud at night. this is very scary but razor is calm
the one youtuber who can make videos that aren't for asmr purposes but still make me tingle, love it
Indeed
is the child in your pfp crying
@@kyanlmfao they know that theyâre next
This is everything Iâve ever wanted
Idk i could do without the heart monitor
@@pxlarxid then what would monitor your heart
@@pxlarxid I take it back you were right
@@JoonTheKim i- ok.
@@JoonTheKim ddsdd
The "what's your name ? Oh he's dying" part made me laugh so much
**walks in shirtless**
Dong: How may I help you?
Me: BRO I JUST GOT FAWKiNG SHOT
In the heart â€ïž sheeeesh đ„”
@@Mazdean. ikr đł like goddaym :lipbite:
Halfway through the surgery after getting my nipples removed and replaced he really have the guts to tell me that we are now moving forward for the main problem
Dong amsr is super underrated
*SAY IT LOUDER*
i mean, 300k is a lot
And Jojo ASMR is overrated.
I swear nowadays the underrated are legends
@joseph joestar just like the anime jojo
Dong: "cuts you open"
Also Dong: "he's bleeding??"
got to be the dumbest hahah
6:07 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT NOO đđđđ
Lol
đđđđđđ
Bro why are you clapping and crying?đ€š
@@josephmenkello3796 they laughing so hard and they are clapping
@@josephmenkello3796 sorry if my English is bad it not my first language
"looks like we saved him"
at this point i feel like i don't want to be saved
That censor gets me laugh really hard
Aha
We need a part 2 to this, this isnât even a debate it has to happen
4:33 So this is how we all fall asleep
Yes!
And also is he wearing dish washing gloves?
May not be for tingles, or relaxing, but his entire personality is what makes it gold
dong : walks in without a shirt me : yo is this a doctor
đ timestamps đ
0:01 - Intro
0:06 - Express VPN
1:56 - Doctor Comes in
2:15 - puts on shirt backwards
2:58 - Screw Driver
3:20 - Stabs You
3:28 - Puts On Shower Cap
3:54 - Stabs You x2
5:23 - Cuts Neck
5:38 - Red Thing Here
6:04 - Wats Dis
6:11 - OH YOUR NIPPLE
6:17 - BATON
6:45 - BIGGER NIPPLES
11:51 - ill give you some asmr so you cand DIE
12:11 - DED Outro
What is it what's this red thing I was like that's my f****** artery
"This video was made as a joke. It isn't mean't for sleeping nor tingles."
Me half way through the video: **calm and ready to sleep**
8:12 mans said he hit the duodenum on the chest. im floored đâ
I love that you are kind of doing a roleplay! This is amazing! đ
"gimme scalpel"
PULLS OUT BIG ASS KNIFE
"So we lost the scalpel, so we're going to use a normal, but giant knife and hopefully nothing bad happens."
12:11
Dong with a slightly happy face: "Oh, he's dead :)"
Omg, I cannot đ the amount of times I was wheezing XD
Me too
The happiness of seeing Dong uploading a video at this hour, goodnight from Europe.
when you're a surgeon who graduated from online classes đ
2:04 hahahahah damn this made my night â€đ
once he started the shocks it felt as if he was doing an exorcism
Dong: "This video isn't meant for sleeping nor for tingles"
me: *automatically passess away"
This is my first time watching one of your videos and I'm stoked on it. I like the editing style. Shakey cam and the paraphrased subtitles were as amusing as the were relaxing. I'm here for more of this! XD
Okay, so, one of my favorite go to videos is the one where Dong is a dentist during the start of the pandemic, it gives me too many tingles, and this video reminds me of that.
This Is funny and tingly, thank you, Dong đđ
4:20 u have 2% of survival and then laughs in the distance
If this is the vibe of the channel I am all for it! Instantly subbed keep up the good work. I canât wait to explore the rest of your content đâ€ïž
itâs currently 1AM and i have never laughed so hard because of an asmr video- i LOVE this kind of content.
why is it that the joke videos and roleplays are the best ones he makesâš
I just woke up and realized I was laughing in the middle of the night to this video and my mom made me sleep with the baton. Thanks Dong
Dong is the funniest ASMRtist I've ever watched! Love you Dong and thanks for cheering me up everytime you make a new video x
God Dong is really my favourite â€ïž Tingles plus laughter is an amazing combination. Please do more of these! Thank you!! đ
this is the most i hav ever laughed to an asmr this is an amazing idea you did a good job
4:14 you have ađ„ł2% chance of survivalđ„ł
why am I about to fall asleep to this, bro is fr the best man
I just love this man, he manages to be an ASMRtist and also a comedian
High level of entertainment + tingles galore! The best in the game
Dong figured out how to stop corona. Thank you doctor dong
The editing is fantastic. It makes the video so funny when combined with Dongâs humor.đ
This was HILARIOUS. Thank you dong best video in a while
This is so convenient, my lol just went to the emergency room in the hospital đ đ
Hope everything is ok
@@asylusrunaway2423 it is she just got home about 30 mins ago and sheâs all good just needed some antibiotics and thank you :) I really appreciate that have an amazing day/ life goodnight or good morning bye :) and ty đ
Dang I hope your lol is okay
Couldnât stop my tears from laughingđ
Besides i was very tired, so it was 10 times funnierđđđ
2 years later i still come back to this video its crazy to see how much dongs channel grew
Love this kind of funny yet relaxing vids
Normal surgeons: surgery while you sleep
Dong asmr: ask you what your name is like while you're dead
You should do more role play content...this was AMAZING đđœ
This was perfect. Also the text on the screen is such a trigger for me for some reason
đđloved it dong! Keep uploading more stuff like this
He may kill me but it was a pleasant way to go
omg yes my favorite scene from the last vid was the surgeon scene xD
Love the way you presented your sponsor. It was actually very informative and got my attention
I love it, I definitely want more of this
I lost it at 2:31 đđđ "ohhkayđ«"
6:42 "....we still serve bigger nipples" đ€Ł I'M DEAD
the âenjoyâ in the beginning was so wholesome đđ
These role playing videos are amazing, very creative and funny :))
3:18
Dong: *stabs you with screwdriver*
Also Dong: âOh heâs screaming?â
dong: this video isnât meant for tingles or sleeping issa joke
me: that sign canât stop me because i canât read
Whispering makes me so sleepyđ€đ€
Never felt so scared in my life but yet felt like laughing so much during it. Awesome
POV: YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE
pov: im being buried after this man did surgery on me
NOOOOOOO
2:31 is so funny lol
Im gonna say it, I have been in a hospital before and I had really bad memories of that, so when the video started I felt uncomfortable but inmidiatly I started laughing thanks for changing my bad memories
your hair is looking good dong!!
Dong: is this your heart?
Patient: uhhh uhhhh *just dies*
Also dong: oh its your heart ok *just puts it back*
This will be a nice "operation" đ€đ
đ
I can't stop laughing, thank you so much for that and even though it's not focused on tingles, it was still relaxing. Good job do more in this style, I loved it đ€Łđ€Ł
Dongs ASMR videos are the only ones I watch the sponsorship sections of...I just his whispering. It's hit just the right amount of bass and pops and sss sounds.
He's the best Surgeon I've ever seen
Finally, the king has posted
More of these videos please đ©
I want to see the whole video with DONG only sayin âbigger nipulâ
Imagine how mentally and physically the person he did the surgery to would have been injured if survived
I love this video not just the asmr but how funny this video was
This is absolutely wonderful had me dying when you said âoh heâs screamingâ
Edit: oh god the baton
Oh yeah
Hospitals in Argentina
Dong: This video is spons...
Me: _S L E E P_
Dudee I want more like this! 10/10
Omfg yes since the last vid I needed him role playing as a surgeon
best surgeon ever existed 5 stars
Too bad this wasn't formulated for ASMR, it's honestly an amazing premise and was mad relaxing at times!
i need another 1 bro its so good
The sponsor already got me sleeping his voice is so relaxing
At this point Iâll just go for a Mortuary Makeup artist video-
Are you.... You know... 4:00
Ya know for an asmr video not for sleep or tingles it gave me tingles and helped me sleep.
this is a new level of UNDERATED
I'm just gonna put some AnAsTAsiA
lol, I died đđ
4:41
POV: U died