Worst Reviewed Tattoo Artist
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 14. 07. 2021
- joe
This video was edited by Li-Ann.
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"This video isn't meant for tingles."
Gets tingles not one minute in.
Same
Lmao same
wait thats illegal
i went to go write this exact same comment and then i saw this- like bruh how is this NOT meant for tingles
LMFAO SAMS
Dong: tbh i'm not a hairstylist,i'm a tattoo artist
Hand: hell nah i'm ou---
I like your profile picture
May senpai notice you~ amen
@@starseed..9898 weeb
@@justjstar3795 yes I am đâš
@@starseed..9898 ah so u want senior to notice you?
The fact his editor tried to yank her hand off and he GRABBED it had me wheezing, if they ever release bloopers for this one, I just wanna see how many times they had to retake the video because I'm sure they lost it at one point đ
When
When
@@TheSizzleDash 00:45
"Don't lie to me Dong, you sussy baka"
- Hank, probably
This is a sentence that should never be said out of context ever again
Is that a good thing or a bad thing
ISTG EDITING MAKES IT 1000 TIMES MORE FUNNIER đđ
IKRRRRR
693rd like
Is it just me or the editor's editing skills got way better
I guess she got paid
@@clary6511 i think it is
@@clary6511 pretty sure itâs she
@@arialauritzen Indeed, it is a she. Because he done a live stream with her in it.
@@arialauritzen damn I forgot, thx for reminding
timestamps
00:00 start
02:20 showing the catalog
03:15 explaining catalog
05:10 sanitize with water
05:45 brushing hand
06:22 showing off âtatto pen thingyâ
06:42 gloves ig
06:45 massage
07:40 starting the tattoo i think
08:20 how he made the self designed thing
09:45 nvm this is the start
10:40 getting mad
10:50 runnin im runnin im runninđ€Ș
11:05 um were stuck
11:35 starting again..
11:45 stop shaking
12:00 were done đ
12:32 hes adding it to the catalog!
12:45 here comes the bill
13:20 thats really it tbh
Tyđ
@@ello2986 npđ¶
Cheeseburger
@@gqbooo eg
tattoo pen lip looking pretty sus hmmm?
The editing MY GOD THE EDITING Iâm crying of laughter
There's a SpEcIaL pRoMoTiOn
Edit:Thanks For The 1k Likes
Stfu
Extertion CapsHELLA bro wtf
@@hafsaouiaymen6766 itâs all jokes
Iâm joking
@@extertioncapshella6452 _sTfU_
ââââ
came for a haircut, got a decent tattoo tho.
-satisfied customer
I thinks supposed to be out of five stars
Cringe
there is a place in my town that is literally a barbershop and a tattoo parlor too, so that would be quite possible to happen (English shit because I used the internet translator)
@@dmvisaac stfu
@@dmvisaac stfu
holy shit dong's Editor went OFF in this đ
how can we tip her because she made this sooo funny
(Ik itâs a joke) just the way dong is making it seem like a bad tattoo artist is just making it seem like heâs a pervert đ€Ł
when he calmly got her back to the stand to put her hand back on the strap, he got up too calmly and started walking to get herđđ
But tbh it's still funny how he moves and how he edits his face makes me laugh đ when it turns red and the girl trying to escape was like let me go ):< and he was going to cut her arm I was like oh- and then hes face turned weird hahaha and the emoji from the sides please makes this more neet
He's great at making ASMR even when it's not for "Tingles or sleepin"
I think that every time he says that
Frrr I always like these more then the other normal asmr he makes
Ikr
100% facts
Yakuza Dong doesn't exist
Yakuza Dong:
damn, yakuza 8âs looking realistic
Yakuza tattoo shop. You go in, you never come out again.
@Ash& Nate Oh really? Was he still in yakuza or was he an ex? Because i have only seen people interact with ex yakuzas. Hard to believe you could actually interact with a real yakuza
@Ash& Nate i would be terrified, ik that yakuza was made to form peace, but the rumors about them would make me scared anyways.
The shie hassaikai is a yakuza tho and overhaul tortured Eri this isnât torture itâs funny lol
This is the mot fantastic work I have ever seen. Please keep these coming. I'm truly blessed to have discovered this today.
-The quality, time, effort, and passion put on his best work is unbelievable
-Satisfied Customer
0:44 WHEN THEY TRIED TO PULL AWAY LMFAOOOOO
1:54 âYOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE ARM(?)â
Itâs a she
came for the tattoo
stayed for the ~SPECIAL PROMOTION~
3:29 had me dying
âNot for sleepingâ tell that to me two months ago who apparently already watched this but I have literally no memory of anything past the intro.
_"Can I Have Your Hand In Marriage"_
*~Kira Yoshikage Dong Ver*
Wait a fucking second...Johnny...your alive?
@@WafflezWythSyrup ofc
@@sleeperjazz_04 oh good, howâs Tusk, he act 5 yet?
@@WafflezWythSyrup Yes,He's Already Becomes ACT 5
@@sleeperjazz_04 already? That was quick, whatâs his new Power, Better spin?
that squidward lmao im crying
Timestap pls
@@reese7108 2:59
Ikrđđ
Hahahahhaha sameeee I fell off đ€Ł
Need more of these videos, please! I love this đâ€ïž
I love ASMRtists that donât speak perfect English, thereâs just something about it
The captions at 5:37 âfixated on proper HIGH JEANâ đđ
WE NEED A PART 2 PLS
Mom : "Now why you get a tatto! While tomorrow you already go to school"
Me : "Honestly i think that man was a hairstylist, but i ended up at the wrong place wrong person, so i get this tat"
I love the editing and close ups. His effing face is priceless.
Ah yes tattoo artist with scissors
That's the removal part!
@@jojogh10 OH SHIT
They have to get your skin out of the way to give you the tattoo, silly!
@@leak5005 I can't belive people don't know this already like how are you getting a tatoo with skin on your body
People I didnât knew they had to remove skin to do it ok?
Plot twist: this was an elaborate excuse to say how beautiful his editorâs hands and arms are
That be looking like a womanâs arm XD
@@blacktophat788 his editor is a woman
Do you have a fetish for hands and arms or smth â ïž
@@blacktophat788he never said it was a mans hand and arm?
Your editor is absolutely amazing!
I like this asmr video, it's 50% asmr, 50% funneh, just balance.
Btw, I love your video editor already, he/she has great power when it comes to editing
I want to see the bloopers of this
No
@@dmvisaac đ
@@dmvisaac stfu
mee too
this is the bloopers
Angelica levels of feeling threatened in this one đ
Imagine if she has someone to do some of her more threatening videos with đđ
Whoâs angelica?
@@tulenggot Angelica mama
@@BorsalinoOPreal i dont get it
Not quite there yet đ
Why is it that the videos that âarenât for sleeping or tinglesâ help me sleep the most đđđ
Dong: "this video is not made for sleep" me: *goes to sleep while watched this*
HAHA PLS THE FAKE TATTOOS ON HIS ARMS đ
Yuh
the squidward got me dying
0:24 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast part of Morioh, where all the houses are, and I'm not married. I work as an employee at Kame Yu Department Stores and come home every day at eight o'clock at night. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed at 11 pm and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues on my last check-up. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to bother with enemies, like winning and losing, it would make me lose sleep at night. That's how I deal with society and I know that's what brings me happiness. Although, if I were going to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
THIS IS WHAT I SEARCHING FOR A FREAKIN JOJO REF
âNot meant for tingles or sleepingâ Me:sleeps to it every night đ
I can some how, still fall asleep to this đŽđ
Edit: Be careful at 8:27 đ
LMAOO
Thankfully the music isn't too loud lol. He could have murdered all of our eardrums, but he was merciful
@@snakewithapen5489 indeed he was
do you know the name of the song?
@@williamrusli6181 look up elavator meme music I thinkđđ€
Dong should make a video but itâs just a compilation of him saying âenjoy
Why is this the best asmr video I have ever seen (UNIRONICALLY NO LESS)
This is simultaneously hilarious and tingly. I absolutely love this lol
this is basically everyones first expirience for getting their first tatoo
01:06am, perfect timing đđ
Here in brazil itâs 3:11 PM
8:24 PM IN FRANCEđ
@Tika ASMR Where are you from?
Cause here in Spain it's 8:25PM
15:24pm in Argentina lmao
12:30 am in USA
9:36 - Me at the end of my shift at work!
Same, but with school
his man is an ASMR Legend! no cap, hes so original and funny + ultra tingly even if he doesnt mean to be!! Respect!
His tattoo designs almost killed me đ
Dong: "This video isn't meant for tingles."
Me: tingles in the first 30 seconds
30 seconds in I already love the editing so here is a new subscriber đ©
Btw hilarious video đ©
This is way more tingly Than the vids that are meant to be tingly-
EDITOOOOR BLINK TWICE IF UR BEING HELD HOSTAGEEEE
Yoo I was thinking every vid how good your hair looked growing out finally! Then I just came across your vid about progress with hair growth. Wanted to say you looked sexy with the shaved head so you should never stress, but your hair is looking healthy and beautiful as it it now!
Yo dong I love you 1 star (worst reviewed) vids pls make a part 4
He always sounds like heâs holding a small amount of water in his cheek
2:14 am.. Yeah Mike seems sad... Editor's arm is that you?
Who's Mike?
@@nooooplease7060 probably @rod axel
I love these so much! Lol can you do another worst rated surgeon video? I think that one is my favorite đ I get lots of tingles!
ngl the distortions give me tingles want editor's seprate asmr channel dong T_T
Dong: "This..This is just a prop for you to come."
*still threatens editor with scissors*
9:43 me trying to sleep
That one mosquito :
for this being for shits and giggles it gives off good tingles
I can sleep so good when I watch this video idk why
Pt.2 please đđœđđœ
The edits are literally amazing I am in love with these recent videos
If you strain your eyes and look really closely I think you might be able to see Dongâs forearm tattoos are fake haha
Ikr?
Nah I'm pretty sure they're real. Mans so dedicated he got sleeves tattooed for a video
I love your asmr videos I just subbed
@@anneidevdl no it's his shirt
There tattoo sleeves, for prop you can on Amazon or like costume stores
title : "worst reviewed TATTOO artist"
dong : has scissors
me watching at 3 am : what and why-
0:05 0:05
0:05 0:05
Man don't you just love it when dong goes- 'enjoo~'
Okay HOW were they able to stay serious.
This is so funny, I canât xD
proper high jean is much appreciated
your â tattoo sleevesâ might be fake but I think tattoo sleeves actually look great on you
2:43 this Scene is tingly
Yeh
I just wished this vid never ends..đ„Č
The way I first thought it was loss lol⊠I gasped in shock, but luckily itâs just a beautiful uhh stickman
Ive seen so much triggers but this ... THIS IS THE COMEDY AND ASMR
This is a throwback i remember being lil and watching stuff like this just hurts the wrld has fucked us all up
is so satistying to don't see dislikes
15 minutes
just 15 minutes
ONLY 15 DAMM MINUTES
and already it has 3 dislikes
fuck this world
couldn't imagine being the person behind the camera đđ I'd be laughing so hard
Yeetus Deletus - absolute gold! Well done Editor (and thank you too, Dong!)
Im ashamed to admit i was seven minutes into the video before I realized his tattoo sleeves were actual sleeves
WAIT
Iâm exactly 7 minutes inâŠ.
i love it cuz itâs funny AND relaxing đđ
Whoaa Iâve never had âterrified tinglesâ before. Whole new experience
Lol
Why does the editing look so funnyđ especially the special promotion part
The intro always gets me braced for some sudden earrape or jumpscare that never occurs. I guess it's good to err on the side of caution, haha
Can we just appreciate the person sat there for more than 14 minutes just holding out there arm.
The "Don't you Mock my" part bro your hilarious don't!đđ€Ł
BROO I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE "Why is he saying it like that, here for a haircut, why you say it like that" BEFORE MY DUMBASS REALISED HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST MY FUCKING GOOOOOODđđđđ
i would have broken down in tears if i would have to lay my arm down for 14:29 minutes XD
*slaps* MAN UPâŒïž
Well in the video Dong says â3 hoursâ so it would be really long. i would understand the âHandâ because dong did force them into his shop
*walks in a store* âIâm here for a haircutâ
3 hours later
âI just got the best squidward tattoo at this hairstylistâ
OKAY BUT THE âBEST WORKSâ IS SO GOOD FOR NO REASON
These tingles make me sleepyđŽ but the script is just so funnyđđđ€Łđ€Ł
Lets just all take a minute to appreciate our hard hand working actor đ
2:55 what da dong doin
The way he grips the hand when it tryâs to get away
I looked at the description and thought hmmmmmm who's joe?
You got me there dong
Great video dong!
Letâs be honest we got some tingles from this
PLZ more of this !!! đâ€ïž
0:57 when teachers say stay for homework at lunch and break time and after school
gets tingles within the first 5 seconds