Remember y'all, how this fukkin clown calls other men "sexless" for using female character's in fighting games!? Yet he plays games like Stellar Blade getting off to women he would NEVER be able to fukk with irl!? Haha, the coping is real! 🤣
a 40 year old man without a house, job, gf, wife, family or friends talks about selling his future daughter he will never have. what an absolute shitshow of a life Dale has.
Gotta love how he’s always talking about someone’s “sexless” and a “cell saga” but the dudes mind is perpetually stuck on sex. Almost 40 with the thought process of a 12 year old boy that just discovered what he could do with his internet browser and a bottle of lotion. 🥴 also, his jealousy/dislike of women shows every time he talks about them. 😵💫
"Yep here we go same corny ass combo" >does the same combo on Victor every single time "Yup half my life is gone off that BS remedial ass combo >regularly does 60-70 damage combos "Bro look at this game, god what did they do to Tekken..." >says this after doing Victor's 2,2,2,2 pistol teleport combo even though its blocked and its unsafe as hell on block, gets launched "Bruh rage art of course remedial ass game" >finishes off someone with a rage art "Stream sniping ass" >gets hard read after spamming the same moves over and over and over Lmao.
So, it's okay for him to discriminate others for playing female characters in fighting games and dressing them up, especially in 22:54 and 23:46 but he's over here lusting over Stellar Blade characters and talking about women models and famous idols like Beyonce and Alicia Keys over their looks!? (0:33, 0:58, 2:11, 2:24, 2:53) On top of that, he looks at the bottoms of every female Overwatch character in the roster!
😂😂😂 ltg is the type of guy that gets nervous around women but yet hes analyzing them like he would approach them, but in reality he would avoid eye contact at all cost.
Armchair psychologist here. That whole conversation about the man who should marry his daughter comes off as projecting. He watched as his mom get burned time and time again by random dudes so he wants to set a standard so high that it'd be impossible to date his daughter.
He talks like these women would give him the time or day. They'll look at him like the scrub he is. Then he talks s*** about guys that use female fighters, but over here thirstin in Stellar Blade🤔
The way he spoke with Kani that one time he tried "training" her in tekken you can tell he's out of his element. Hell with social interaction in general.
Everybody pay attention to Dale ranking down. Now by the next stream that's probably like 4 in the morning for him in LA he's most definitely going to be boosting his rank back to purple ranking off stream watch
It's only a matter of time until Dale is chased away from Tekken 8 permanently. At that point, the only game left to him will be Smash. That, or taking that long overdue trip to the Grand Canyon.
6:02 Given your thoughts on having a girl and how you feel like raising her is just grooming her for another man to use, I find this little rant to be interesting. Thanks for admitting that you would sell your daughter for the right price.
Everybody knows that Dale wants to Rage quit so bad on Tekken but he knows his account will get banned now that’s karma and I bet when Eddy comes out this week he’s going to have a bad time with him
11:10 Yo Revolver Theory, you are based as hell for playing Boss Battle 3 from The Legend of Dragoon(the best game of all time). Respect my guy. That game deserves more recognition
Alaina changed the passwords to her life and it shows. LTG looking like Vince G at this point when Chris kicked him out of POG. In other news, Azucena is Immo's wife.
So I don’t follow the “E-scene” (don’t even know if that’s what it’s called) but as someone that’s played fighting games and frequents CZcams I’ve heard this man’s name. What baffles and amuses me greatly is watching these trying to figure out why I now have so many recommended videos of this mans face photoshopped on crazy looking people and him being absolutely roasted and toasted across CZcams 😂 What exactly did this man do that was so foul?
That whole rant about marrying his daughter was hilarious. First he will never have one since that requires taking to a woman Second blessing or not it’s not required to marry someone . Essentially he’d wanna sell her for $$$ since he’s broke .
This is how you act when you have no father in your life. Dale is WAY too worried bout video game breast ( I’m not stereotyping Dale, I’m black too lmao ) 🤣
So Dale plays Stellar blade after saying countless times on Tekken 8 anyone who plays an attractive female character is a Cell Saga... Hello Dale, my name is Perfect Cell.
Lol, he would ask the daughter husband for 50k and have a home, yet at pushing 40, hes renting a subsidised apartment and begging for money from kids online to play him in a game, something he sits in a room and does 10 hours of more a day..lol whhhattttttt???????
The youtube video thumbnail and the fake gifteds though are funny. Juwanna Man would of been a good role for Dale but unfortunately his acting skills weren't good enough yet he didn't take the Lancaster community College acting class. Juwanna man was a funny movie and they definitely couldn't make that movie now. The jay-z yes sir 😂
Remember y'all, how this fukkin clown calls other men "sexless" for using female character's in fighting games!? Yet he plays games like Stellar Blade getting off to women he would NEVER be able to fukk with irl!? Haha, the coping is real! 🤣
It's crazy he talk about women this way yet all he does every night is front in front on teens trying to look cool.
He playing this on HARD mode, no Diddy
And he even discriminates them for playing female characters in fighting games while he plays them himself and acts like a simp towards them.
Don't forget that he stalks random women instagram profiles as well
Everything Dale says is pure projection
This is the same man who when he tried flirting with a girl, one of the first things he asked her was "do you like rogs?"
What a joke.
You lyin? Lol
Nope he really did asked her that 🤣🤣 this guy is so akward and weird. Alpha male right there 🤭
Tf is a rog?
@@Sanjixoxo dale´s new word he can use against black ppl
using his own lingo when talking to a girl is so cringe
a 40 year old man without a house, job, gf, wife, family or friends talks about selling his future daughter he will never have. what an absolute shitshow of a life Dale has.
He needs mental help
Its like a real life tragicomical sitcom revolving around a guy, like mr bean.
I am surprised he is 40 he talks like he's in his 20s
Would be way simpler to just eat a gun by that point. 🤷♂️
@@yukinonfan 🤣🤣20 my ass
Dissin someone for living in an apartment is hilarious coming from him
Especially low income based 🤣 talkin like he’s a baller
He forgot we know where he lives 😂
@@bluemajiic1979where does he live?
Gotta love how he’s always talking about someone’s “sexless” and a “cell saga” but the dudes mind is perpetually stuck on sex. Almost 40 with the thought process of a 12 year old boy that just discovered what he could do with his internet browser and a bottle of lotion. 🥴 also, his jealousy/dislike of women shows every time he talks about them. 😵💫
Damn you cooking 💀
"bruh im over here bricked" 💀
He must have seen a man without a shirt.
The dude is so fucking willing to over share
Dale is in government assisted housing, he ain't in any position to marry anyone based on his own criteria 😂😂😂.
💀
6:38 Do you have a house already? Yuh!! And he'll be like Bloop! Lmfao 😂😂
Revolver playing too much 😂
Sensational
Had me so weak lmaoo
0:04 Unc couldn't handle the kazooya rizz
"Victor has no tools" 😂😂😂
This man has not spoken to women at all after losing his girl and it friggin' shows.
Its so easy to tell
“Its about time they bring real women’s body’s into video game” 😂😂 mind you this is the same man who clown women for having fake butts and everything
He hasn’t spoken to women…
*_But he’s spoken to girls…_*
Yes, he has. They just turn out to be underage.
It's time for men
Damn he hella de-ranked lol
"Yep here we go same corny ass combo"
>does the same combo on Victor every single time
"Yup half my life is gone off that BS remedial ass combo
>regularly does 60-70 damage combos
"Bro look at this game, god what did they do to Tekken..."
>says this after doing Victor's 2,2,2,2 pistol teleport combo even though its blocked and its unsafe as hell on block, gets launched
"Bruh rage art of course remedial ass game"
>finishes off someone with a rage art
"Stream sniping ass"
>gets hard read after spamming the same moves over and over and over
Lmao.
"Of course you use throw, because you're a bum"
>Uses throw
"WOW HE'S USING HEAT ALREADY??"
>Uses heat the 1st thing next round
Shaming someone for living in an apartment when he got exposed for being in LOW INCOME housing 😂😂
So, it's okay for him to discriminate others for playing female characters in fighting games and dressing them up, especially in 22:54 and 23:46 but he's over here lusting over Stellar Blade characters and talking about women models and famous idols like Beyonce and Alicia Keys over their looks!? (0:33, 0:58, 2:11, 2:24, 2:53) On top of that, he looks at the bottoms of every female Overwatch character in the roster!
king of hypocrisy
Thank you for bringing up the overwatch video this clown is such a hypocrite he’s a cellsaga
So lacking in self-awareness, he's not sentient. He's barely human. He's closer to moss than a base animal, let alone a person.
"real bodies back to games"
Lmao, please...
😂
6:02 Dude trying to auction off his own kid. He a goofy
Tell me about it
Man I love how jaja actually learned this game and got good so he just uses dale as combo practice at this point
Jaja plays Lars brah
Who’s shocked he played stellar blade?
I am a little but from the looks of it he playing with one hand for sure 😢
He likes videogame bisexual ass
Im not unc is a cellsaga
Dale is such a joke, it's too comical at this point. What a sad individual.
Bro the house thing insane especially since he never had a house and is 40+ lmao
😂😂😂 ltg is the type of guy that gets nervous around women but yet hes analyzing them like he would approach them, but in reality he would avoid eye contact at all cost.
😂 true
Armchair psychologist here.
That whole conversation about the man who should marry his daughter comes off as projecting. He watched as his mom get burned time and time again by random dudes so he wants to set a standard so high that it'd be impossible to date his daughter.
He talks like these women would give him the time or day. They'll look at him like the scrub he is. Then he talks s*** about guys that use female fighters, but over here thirstin in Stellar Blade🤔
that jigga man thing is funny asf
Revolver your edits are the stuff of legends!!
Ty 😁
22:00 Had unc discombobulated and wondering where his cheeks went LMAOOO
The way he spoke with Kani that one time he tried "training" her in tekken you can tell he's out of his element. Hell with social interaction in general.
26:16 the “Yay YAYYYY” got me weak asf😭😭
That Carmen Sandiego was Nicholai😂😂😂
Crossover episode
Nah, that's Hellsing's Alucard.
Duuwanna Mann lmao, this ninja rt putting him in everything 😂
His titles and thumbnails are the best
He got that Yugioh sound lol 😂. Losing life points 😂😂😂
Glad to see someone caught it lol
@@RevolverTheorygot a timestamp on that? 😂
17:39
Iconic sound! @@RevolverTheory
@@gmoneyjefferson1344appreciate it. 💪🏿
Says people are down bad for videogame characters when he is down bad of zendaya SO bad he put her face over other women, like BROTHER
think the stella blade would of been a better example seeing as he actually was judging the glutes
Digimon track slappin like a mofo
Agreed. 🔥🔥🔥
Everybody pay attention to Dale ranking down. Now by the next stream that's probably like 4 in the morning for him in LA he's most definitely going to be boosting his rank back to purple ranking off stream watch
He has been using rage quits to cheat the ranks since SF4 but did it to an extreme degree in 5 and 6
@@missquakeI hate him as much as the next guy but you literally couldn’t do that in sf6 it counts as a loss
Somebody said im horn*? Yeah!, and that Marik laugh Lmao..ninja please 0:49
26:11 Carmen Sandiego aka Nicolai 🤣🤣
It's amazing how Jaja has showed up for weeks straight and Dale hasn't gotten a single victory off of him
"Im over here bricked" i know it probably a play on words but dayum
6:38
I love that sound effect, cracks me up everytime. That and that Goldeneye 64 heavy breathing effect.
It's only a matter of time until Dale is chased away from Tekken 8 permanently. At that point, the only game left to him will be Smash.
That, or taking that long overdue trip to the Grand Canyon.
Dale lives in a run down shoe box no wonder he want money to marry his kid
14:01 so alisa is dressed as asuka, looks kind of cool.
This man projects so much, I could point him at a wall and watch movies smh.
6:02
Given your thoughts on having a girl and how you feel like raising her is just grooming her for another man to use, I find this little rant to be interesting. Thanks for admitting that you would sell your daughter for the right price.
18:52 This annoying jiggaman 😂
Wtf was that Rise of the Ronin gameplay? Why was he spamming the parry like it was an attack?? 😂😂😂
This bum really just ragged on himself with that daughter rant, lol 😂😂😂
Theres so many top tier edits in this video to unpack im sure im gonna miss a few like that laugh in the opening
Happy Easter my guy
You too!
Thanks for all the laughs!!
Aye man thank you for the support! Hope you're having a great holiday weekend!
Welcome. Just figured out I can do that!
That fuckin intro bruh I'm over here bricked 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ man.
Dale always thirsty wilson
The sensational sound byte is my favorite.
He got blasted
This shows once again how he projects on too others... Thirsty as hell smh
Everybody knows that Dale wants to Rage quit so bad on Tekken but he knows his account will get banned now that’s karma and I bet when Eddy comes out this week he’s going to have a bad time with him
You brought back the “LET’S GO” in the cold open…keep doing it every now and then…it definitely sets the mood!
Dale’s chat is definitely ones that would rave together to that Digimon Remix
30:52 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
You can hear the button mashing dalerog makes and he has the nerve to call others mashers. 11:44
love the jaja appearances tbh, cause that just means we get to see someone who can actually play the game just slap Dale around LUL
Ooooh that lil Digimon beat had me doing my oldhead dance 😂
11:10 Yo Revolver Theory, you are based as hell for playing Boss Battle 3 from The Legend of Dragoon(the best game of all time). Respect my guy. That game deserves more recognition
Lol, I wish they'd remake that game since everything else is getting done...but Sony is like nope
@@RevolverTheory Honestly. That's why I'm trying to make my channel more known so I can spread the word about the game.
The best thing we have at the moment is Severed Chains(PC port of the game) and Dragoon Modifier, which adds custom difficulties to the game
Bro what why anyone need to give you 50 grand to marry your daughter😂😂
Unc stays thinking about Vtrigger
Alaina changed the passwords to her life and it shows. LTG looking like Vince G at this point when Chris kicked him out of POG.
In other news, Azucena is Immo's wife.
It's okay, LTG. I suck at Tekken, too.
goin oh point oh oh oh oh percent
10:00 That mashing was insane!
Bro thinks he is playing sf2 lmaooo
Welcome to the king of Iron salt Tournament 8 your host is the one and only revolver Theory😎
The damn adlibs are elite. I'm fucking dying!!
Love the salt, but that beat at 28:28 was 😳🔥🔥
This man stealing my flow. Prof. Jiggle Physics analyzing all the jiggle physics lmaoo but I was never this horny looking at baddies 🤣
“rog of temu tournament” is a crazy one 😂
@ 13:21...your tears!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thumbnail sassy asf 😂
I ain't gone hold you it's a lil zesty lmao
Believe that lol
Your pictures of low tier are soo funny 😝 hope you had a good Easter haha
So I don’t follow the “E-scene” (don’t even know if that’s what it’s called) but as someone that’s played fighting games and frequents CZcams I’ve heard this man’s name.
What baffles and amuses me greatly is watching these trying to figure out why I now have so many recommended videos of this mans face photoshopped on crazy looking people and him being absolutely roasted and toasted across CZcams 😂
What exactly did this man do that was so foul?
The beginning had me rolling 0:25-1:20
I dont know how you guys do it this clown talks about the same crap every DAY!…but we’re the npcs, dale is a literal bot
every player is "sorry ass"
6:02 "If a dude couldn't afford 50k to marry your future daughter"
Is this Verbalase or... something?
He essentially wants a paycheck from the would be groom for selling off his daughter
Listern to that mashing!!!!
That whole rant about marrying his daughter was hilarious.
First he will never have one since that requires taking to a woman
Second blessing or not it’s not required to marry someone . Essentially he’d wanna sell her for $$$ since he’s broke .
Dale on section 8 and has no job. Unless you consider begging for money a job.
Lets go!
Dalewuana Mann in the thumbnail
He love him some zendaya smh
Y’all be violating this little boy.🤣🤣🤣
This dude got multiple tags from orange to mid purple. Why won't he just push past fujin 😂?
This is how you act when you have no father in your life. Dale is WAY too worried bout video game breast ( I’m not stereotyping Dale, I’m black too lmao ) 🤣
But lily mains are sexless😂
So Dale plays Stellar blade after saying countless times on Tekken 8 anyone who plays an attractive female character is a Cell Saga...
Hello Dale, my name is Perfect Cell.
Lol, he would ask the daughter husband for 50k and have a home, yet at pushing 40, hes renting a subsidised apartment and begging for money from kids online to play him in a game, something he sits in a room and does 10 hours of more a day..lol whhhattttttt???????
Rt goin back to back on em no Drake
The youtube video thumbnail and the fake gifteds though are funny. Juwanna Man would of been a good role for Dale but unfortunately his acting skills weren't good enough yet he didn't take the Lancaster community College acting class. Juwanna man was a funny movie and they definitely couldn't make that movie now. The jay-z yes sir 😂
Didnt he say he miss miguel? So why is he complaining anout Azucena?…
Maybe some day he'll be good at video games
02.58 low key can kinda understand his weird ig women analysis segments, but when did he start analysing video game cak e?