Curb Your Enthusiasm: Mary Ferguson 2
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- From Season 11, Episode 2
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Aired on HBO: 2021.10.31
Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larry’s detective skills.
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so if we watch these in a certain order we get an episode? We just saw the bathroom bit..
was having technical difficulties to tide folks over. we're good from here... promise!
@@CurbYourTube no worries i cant afford HBO XD
@@swettyspaghtti Who is HBO and why is she charging you so much?
Lol that would be an angry HBO copyright infringement claim
You need to talk with this guy Borko, him and his uncle run that pygmy thing in Jersey
@@sandiasurfers3174 i dont play with Borko, i'll be eatin' grilled cheese of the rah-diator ...
I think we, civilized humans, can all agree that Larry indeed, had the wow.
Yes that’s the wow, Larry David is a legend.
I disagree
@@Roarsta88 Wow...
@@Roarsta88 wow
Not so. Whoever invites people to lunch pays, which doesn't entitle the inviter to control over the meal/its remains. That said, the invitee might have deferred to the request to share out of courtesy. LD here shows that his gift has strings attached.
1:26 “It beat the alternative, which is sitting”
Cuts to woman in a wheelchair
Glad somebody else caught that. 😂
The unspoken knowingness AND seamless way Larry and Jeff transitioned their conversation to sports talk - it was EXPERT...pure comedy GOLD
As a dog lover I was on her side until I heard she didn’t pay for the meal. So, as usual, Larry is right again.
yikes
This one's tricky, I feel like when you take someone out to eat it's without a caveat (minus saying please don't order an expensive ass plate) but she should have also given him a piece. A lose lose here
Nah, you cant give gifts and expect people to use them to benefit you. Thats not a gift. Either you should give generously or not give at all (or like Leon, make em aware of the conditions of the gift, pre-giving). I disagree with LD here but, for the sake of politeness, she should of shared. Just like the house LD gave to Cheryls sister, after like 10 years, she wanted to sell. LD wanted a cut! 90% of the time, he's right though.
@@skullsaintdead You can expect some things though. If I buy you a meal, that's for you to eat, not to resell or throw away or give to animals. I don't expect you to give it to me if you're hungry, but I do expect you to eat it, otherwise you're basically misrepresenting yourself. You may as well order three meals and say 'oh no, I'm not hungry I just thought I'd bring these back for my family, thanks for the "gift"'.
@@Hankblue In life, don't expect anything from people, they'll bitterly disappoint you (found this out the hard way). Given how they're talking, seems like she's eaten some of it, plus I'd argue, she's not ordering more/less to feed her dog, it's probably the standard size (looks like a salad with beef slices). I think it's pretty cruel to basically force someone into eating the whole meal just because you've paid for it. If someone required me to do that simply because they paid, I'd want nothing to do with them.
Unless there's more context, then it seems fine that she'd not waste the food and give it to her dog. I'd do the same, plus its a little odd for a stranger to take food off your plate, no matter who's paid for it (I think LD realistically, would never do such an unhygienic thing). Also, she didn't order three meals, unless I'm missing something. She seems to have ordered one, not finished it, and decided to give it to her beloved pet. Fair enough.
Larry had the right to the wow, definitely.
I agree with Larry, you pay the bill, you get the leftovers...
I know right, and Larry isn’t greedy he only want some not all
It would be my pleaser to share a slice of meat with him, because I'd feel grateful from the beginning being invited in a good restaurant by him. Also, i'd be flattered that he's not disgusted by me and is willing to eat from my plate.@@funny27man93
‘That’s not the wow!’ is the most LA thing I’ve ever heard!
I agree. but she did have a wow also
Even the guy behind Larry @3:14 said WOW!
The physical comedy in the beginning is Jerry Lewis levels of gold. He definitely gets a wow!
Larry is right 90% of the time.
He's right and it's hilarious how he makes such a freaking fuss over every little thing! Hahaha!
More than 90% of the time
99%
Hes basically always right, he's just an ass about being right
@@Greendawn-di3dl That's the best kind of being right. Much better than the passive-aggressive "I told you so," don't you think?
I can't imagine Larry taking food from others.
Maybe it's not the real Larry :O
he ate an éclair from a trash can
@@hilliuno that was George, but I did not think that was real
@@chriscornelius2518 At least in the curb universe Larry did that, because he said so
@@hilliuno that's awesome. I think I can remember now.
Dog over man - that’s the WOW!
There's a lot of people that would rather help their dogs from a fire than helping a stranger. They're mentally ill.
@@lolizorz I'd help my *cat* over y'all
@@nickc6842 So you'd be ok with some stranger helping their pet over you,right? I hope you get to experience that first hand,maybe then you'll realize how mistaken you were in your thinking.
I’d understand that.
@@nickyconnolly1380 I'm sure you're a perfect human being and everybody likes you. But even if you weren't,that wouldn't stop me from saving you if I could,because I'm not a fing sociopath.
"I don't need your buttinsky." nice one Susie!
0:48 Larry David why 😢? Also can you imagine if Larry David didn’t lock the door and someone came in and saw Larry standing on the toilet 😂
The bathroom bit reminded me of Seinfeld. "If the pants touch the floor, they go in the incinerator"
I’m with LD on the steak.
who wouldn't be?
She should pay
If I had $400M, pretty sure I would treat for everything.
#IstandWithLarry
You know Larry could've just held it with his hand, but then we wouldn't have the golden phrase: "urethral discipline"
Who the fuck touches a public toilet seat with their hands??? I even use my shoe to flush
Netflix staff:Lesbian. Disabled. Gay.
Don’t forget annoying phony and unlikable.
Disabled minority
And the black guy.
I know, isn't that great. 😄
🤣🤣🤣
The music for that bathroom scene was complete mastery
"Man over dog!"
Well, LD, it depends on the man.
2:14 So Larry won't pee in a bathroom if they seat isn't fully up, but he'll eat pieces of steak from someone else's plate after she is done?
It's about the urethral control
I don’t see the connection to be fair
“Pee before you leave, that’s my credo,” GOLD!
This would of never happened at latte Larry's!
Larry kicks the toilet seat up, just like I do,, must be millions of us males doing this... he's a Comic Genius...
Larry had the "Wow!"
This guy is a genuis
I love how petty Larry is.
Larry is not petty. He just says stuff that most of the rest of us are afraid to say.
Larry's character is extremely petty, but this scene is not evidence of this.
He is absolutely not, "petty".
@@dlkaran I agree. He just stands up for what he believes in.
@@annhalton1963 he is petty. He's a hundred millionaire fighting over leftover steaks. C'mon it's funny and of course I am rooting for him, but that's petty.
Larry goes into a dumpster full of ravioli? Where is there a dumpster like that? 🤣
wow, Larry makes me feel normal with his OCD...I'm like Larry?!
I think he's normal, and so are you. Who wants their pants to touch a public bathroom floor
no thats not a wow. Human over dog thats the wow
I imagine this is how the Curb meetings go; 'Ok, so we have a new season. We should only release it on HBO so most people in the world can't see it. Any problems with that? They can piece together small clips on CZcams if they are fans from other countries'.
This isnt a channel run by HBO, its just a person with a very high production/design skill who regularly uploads. HBO, I believe, have tried to shut it down, there are no ads on the vids either, so no money is being made. The uploader should totally be getting paid though, if it wasnt for this channel, id never of discovered Curb. Free, high quality marketing? Please and thank you.
to be fair they make the show to make money so its not their fault if most of the world cant see it. I dont have HBO, but have had Crave in the past which is a streaming service that had all their seasons other than the most recent one. But i dont feel entitled to be able to see their program without paying for it
@@Rowsy91 its interesting that you mention that they want to make money and only show it in one country out of 197 countries. Am I missing something?
@@Rowsy91 you can't buy it either. Other TV shows let you buy the episodes as they are being released. This is just obnoxious.
1:20 The Netflix crew really knows when to follow up with supportive plastic laughs.
They had a new idea for a middling documentary, and laughed at how easily it would make them money
Humans: Wow wow wow wow!
Dogs:
I thought he peed sitting down. You’re changing your story, Larry!
Larry, it's not illegal to sit down and take a piss.
Regardless who's wrong or right the moral here is don't invite strangers for a meal. and if you do, than don't complain about it.
Larry UNDISPUTEDLY has the wow on this occasion...
It’s a shame we’ll never see Larry walk into another glass door
Don't worry, we'll get to see Joe Biden do that, & probably soon...
GIving your dog some steak that problably has pepper, lots of salt and other condiments is not a a good idea.
I'd like some aged towels. Jeff is the best straight man, spectacular along with Susie.
If I pay for the food, its still there food to do with as they please. She definitly had the greater wow but Larry still has a little wow.
Larry doesnt have a slip and slide hose when he pees.What a lucky old guy you are Larr dog!
I seem to remember Larry discussing the virtues of sitting down when he pees. Now he is jumping through hoops to stand and pee? I feel let down.
I had a relative who would invite me out to lunch. She would take an ETERNITY to order her food. I was a young, poor laborer and always hungry. After we were served, she would always want some if mine. I did not want to share, but I was too wimpy to say so. She would hardly touch her own food. One day, I was in her kitchen. I opened the freezer to get ice, and many many ' doggie bags' fell out. I felt grossed out and resentful about the whole thing.
Wow I never thought I’d see Larry David doing something I used to do as a kid. Backseat pissing.
Lady you gotta pay…. Was Larry to pay after been refused 2 slices of steak? 😂😂😂😂
Sorry Larry. Bow-wow before wow.
Im on her side until the not paying for the meal bit. Cant act all "wow" when someone asks you to pay for your own meal, unless there were circumstances beforehand in which Larry promised to pay or invited them out on his treat, then her reaction is fair
But as for the leftovers, id never ask someone for their leftover food and certainly wouldnt feel entitled to it if they wanted to bring it home to their dog. Its their food, their choice
In my book, it is rude to say you are going to feed the food someone bought you to your dog! It would be just as rude to say that the meal was awful to the host.
She was just very selfish
My dog is like me so if I’m not extremely selfish I’ll give my friends at least some steak I left. Wtf
Moreover, this someone told that his dog's worth this food (that YOU bought him) more than YOU.@@annhalton1963
"That's not a wow" one of millions of Seinfield moments lol.
Imagine Larry saying something like “I’m your dawg”
Jesus Larry! Just sit!
How do they come up with this stuff. This show is too damn funny
1:48 Larry prances like a college kid.
Lot of haters on this season. It's the same tier comedy he's been dropping when y'all were kissing his butt.
This is wow.
It’s not though
That's the internet. I don't like this and I'm going to go into detail why I don't 😂. I have enjoyed it so far
@@chicken4090 Yeah Season 10 was by all accounts higher quality.
@@KOSMICKEN09 sure it isn't champ.
@@moballardful well maybe even more so on facebook lol but I've enjoyed this season
If only the PeeCube was in all restrooms across the great land of California...
this morning at the local 'staples' the toilet seat did the same thing ...
_GOTTA_ keep the old towels!!!!
LD lives for conflict.
New towels are the worst!
Those ear plugs are going to get him in a lot of trouble this season
Ownership of food again. If Larry is paying, he has a point.
They literally make those seats so the drip doesn't have to touch the seats.
Only Larry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚽
like me ,he doesn't want to piss with the lid down
Urethral discipline 😂
I can't believe i saw this toilet scene !
That girl Mary is a future superstar
Just Larry being right as usual. Human>dog
If you're want to give your dog 5slices of stake i think you should be paying for it 👴👴👴👴👌👌👌
I bet there's a building code in LA that requires a toilet seat to be exactly that size, that the toilet be that high, and that there be a bar at that height behind the toilet.
Larry is totally right!!
I'd choose my dog over Larry 7 days a week and twice on sunday...but I'd also pay for myself.
I’m a female-does that ever really happen with the toilet seat?? 🤔
Also, Mary Ferguson 2 has shoddy hair extensions.
Oh yes indeed it does. A conspiracy theorist might argue it’s a plot to get the blokes to lady pee to avoid splashes on the floor.
I think her hair looks good.
Germophobic men do this. I once even walked in on a freak who didn't want to touch the lock on the door.
No truly fastidious person would put his foot all over the commode like that
Urethral discipline.
I mean, just freakin piss with the seat down. If it doesn't want to stay up, it's asking to get pissed on.
And Larry did the toilet seat scene without a stunt double. Note.
I'm almost always with Larry, but his stance that the only person in a group of people dining who has plate-sovereignty is the person paying for the meal is flawed. Once a plate of food is served to me, that's my plate. And whether or not I'm paying doesn't mean people can put their hands on my plate, make dibs on items, etc. If you have me out to lunch, I'm not gonna sacrifice everything I normally do because you're paying. Otherwise I don't need your lunch. I can get lunch.
But come on, you invite people to a meal and they don't eat up at all ,you ask for some of it and they prefer bringing it to their dog?? Sorry but that's utter bitch behaviour. You would never ever invite these people again
I needed this!
ive heard its actually dangerous to stand on a toilet like that, it can break
Larry isn't 300lbs
Unless you’re morbidly obese, a toilet can hold your weight
Toilets do indeed break from people standing or squatting on them. I've seen the aftermath of it.
I call her deuce, number 2 lmao😂😂
Larry's right
Definitely with Larry in this one.
The moment you are like LD hits hard
The funny (sad) part of this clip was the half-people “working” in the office.
Lol. Larry's always right
No way that steak was for her dog. That meat was getting destroyed by her as soon as she got home.
I laughed so hard
Larry is right. However shr had a good point of pets over acquaintances. Still could have given him one or two pieces
Wow, Bow WOW🐶🐕
Our takeaway from Larry's detailed account of his unisex restroom experience: #UrethralDiscipline may fade as one ages. So, puh-lease keep those toilet seats fixed and ready to stay up or down to suit the specific needs of given users.
Thank you, in advance, to the maintenance crew. 👍😉😂🤣
3:18 Did you notice that their dialogue increasing starts sounding like dogs fighting over food?
Wow
Great observation!🤣
Larry had the wow
Wow a new curb video than 1 hours after being posted
Thats not the wow
im pretty sure larry david is the funniest guy ever.
People should take precedence over animals, what a messed up country we live in that this isn’t understood and appreciated...
Really rude to refuse to let someone try your food when you plan to give it to your dog. And then she's giving it to her dog?
I always took Larry for having more urethral discipline
We're living in a society here.....
Which one?
WTF was that bathroom scene ahahahahaha OMGGGG