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I love how Marty is slowly conditioning Claus. Eventually this will be the Marty channel and Marty and Yuri will be talking while Claus rings the bell.
lol I'd have the best game of my life, 5000 damage, 15 kills, spotting assist, bounce thousands. Clause would feature my replay and talk about the beginning of the universe and how pointless life is :) But, that's why I love Claus' videos!!
Whilst I agree with the later part of your comment, like people, it depends on how you treat them. As for the former part, well it's surely for comedic effect. Ridiculous but funny.
@@paulfountain1364 How do people learn words? By association right? Every time I ask my dog if it wants to go outside, it goes to the back door. If it hasnt learned those words, why does it react like that?
From Marty's perspective: When you're busy. Shouldn't I be busy as well. Squirrel... That Chinese tank "IS" from Wargaming's Workshop. It ain't made in China. It would be better if Wargaming introduced a Tank Workshop, that could modify all our tanks. If we got to remove obvious 'Week Points' on our tanks. "It's not a tumor." Place pneumatic suspension on tracks to increase 'Hull Down' possibilities on "Object whatever".
So, you complain when he tells you exactly what you're watching, and you complain when he doesn't! I bet you're fun in real life. I do like how people have agreed with you not realising you're being sarcastic. Especially Claus giving you a heart, that must have really annoyed you 🤣
Claus, one of the primary reasons I tune in every day is to wee which Claus will show up. Instructive Claus, Ranting Claus, Giddy Claus, Happy Claus, Distracted Claus. You are truly a box of chocolates my friend. Get the reference?
If you can train Marty when he smells lavender, he takes the laundry out of the washer and put it in the dryer that, would be useful. Then work with Marty to fold the clothes.
That's nothing.Our cat sleeps 20 hours a day,then for remaining 4 hours moves from drawer #1 to drawer #5,three times. Now that is what i call adrenaline rush :)
Claus talking to us about Marty`s training so he doesn`t have to talk and rant about a stupid chinese rocket booster tank, then shows us a game with real tanks like the T1 heavy and then goes on to rant about the stupid chinese rocket booster tank. " DID I GET DISTRACTED?????". Hahahahahaha priceless!!!!! Thnx for all the enjoyment you give us Claus, pls keep doing this for many years to come. Greetings from the Netherlands. 👊👊👊
Its a challenge to watch the game and understand what Marty is doing ... Lol! CK is teaching us multi-tasking. Also you timed the ending of your Marty talk perfectly with that last kill shot ...
If they're going to have a rocket tank, we need a hover craft tank that can safely bounce down cliffs and tread water at great speed, maybe slow going up steep inclines for "balanced"
Praise the Claus! Yes, rocket boosters and clown cars go play stupid mode. I want QuickyMarty to do next commentary. Also First to actually watch the whole video.
Marty wants to go out when he hears you start your video because he knows you're doing that thing you do, it's not a thing for him and he wants to leave you alone. So he wants to go out. My dog does it when I play guitar.
Claus, you should video Marty. Take advantage of the tech we have now. I'm 68 and only have a few B&W photos of my childhood. Just picture yourself in your senior years watching the videos of Marty.
@@ClausKellerman Yes, I've watched all the videos in your other channel. Good stuff. I was responding to your remark that you should be "taping" Marty's sniff training. I bet a lot of folks would like to see that. Keep on truckin, onward thru the fog.
So your pov video on your Subaru’s led me to purchase one along with some research but I went with a wrx I traded in a 15mpg vehicle and went to a 25mpg wrx and absolutely having to have awd or 4x4 played into it also
This was " Amazing commentary" ... the only thing you didn' t include, was a conspirancy theory, but it had all the others that are your signature. Thanks Claus
Why would ya train your dog to find Jasmine ?? Damn Claus just teach him to find your weed, Then when ya smoke a big 1 and forget where ya stashed it you could get Marty to find it for ya :) Or if ya go to a friends house and say hey bro ya got a joint ? and he says No you can say Hey Marty Marty !! and Marty can go find his stash... Then you can looking at him all disgusted ... The only thing I taught my 11yr old, 120lb BullBoxer is "Bad Guy" then ya don't want to be anywhere around that he can get to :) Thanks Video !
Oh wow...that first game....nothing like starting my day with watching some fool hide behind every rock in sight while his teammates get blown away. Honestly battles like this were part of the reason I quit playing WoT. Because I was always the idiot who went out looking for the enemy, knowing that my teammate(s) would be too busy trying to find a hiding spot.
Conspiracy Theory incoming - Klaus only makes gameplay commentary on the REAL tanks. Any game that features clown cars, rocket cars, or any other gimmick tank that isn't based in reality features the random ramblings of Klaus. We wouldn't have it any other way! 🧐
Zeros are not always morons, sometimes WOT will not let you hit, I just had a match where I fired 21 shots about 15 of them aimed and missed or bounced everyone, and yes, I am free only player. So, it is a pay to win. And Yes you do go on tangents, there is some math for you.. Be glad Marty doesn't have hands to let himself out because dogs have a sick sense of humor.
Marty is more interesting than a stupid rocket tank. In reality those rockets would break off and shoot in all directions. They can't effectively push a 40 ton vehicle, such nonsense. Thanks Claus!
Hey Claus - No, I think Marty is actually trolling Claus; I think he's intentionally waiting for Claus to begin talking, and then Marty rings the bell. Good dog! So, let me get this straight: Claus is training Marty to be a Drug Enforcement Dog to route out all those evil tourists smuggling LAVENDER into blissfully unscented Canada? And is Marty smarter than the average white lab rat in the maze training? Sorry, Claus, but today WAS a "normal" rant/commentary day; however, you ended on a perfect high note - there IS a difference between New and Stupid, and WoT would be so much better for a separation into a "realistic" mode and a "stupid" mode. And that leads into the trivia issue - The "Birds" singing "Turn, Turn, Turn; For Everything, there is a season"
Tride Sacked. Marty doing commentary with scents... ...of course we'll need to get the smellivison hooked up for those who do not understand dog talk. Maybe, since we don't have smellivision up and running; just use two scent images flashed up on screen for good plays and bad; A Large T-bone steak for good and Pepe Le Pew for bad?
Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend!
Thanks ,you too ❤
Marty has you trained
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Every time I have too many Muppets on my team ....
🎶La la la la la la la ash law laaa laaa🎶
Damn you sir.....
😆☕
🐕 he knows
😆😆😆😆😆
You too Claus
Pavlov’s human. Marty rings the bell and Claus reacts.
I love how Marty is slowly conditioning Claus. Eventually this will be the Marty channel and Marty and Yuri will be talking while Claus rings the bell.
That is the funniest comment that I have seen in a while. I literally laughed out loud.
Side tracked? Never 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
I'd have the best game of my life, 5000 damage, 15 kills, spotting assist, bounce thousands. Clause would feature my replay and talk about the beginning of the universe and how pointless life is :)
But, that's why I love Claus' videos!!
Dogs can learn up to 200 words, thereby outsmarting most humans (and they are usually nice thereby outclassing most humans)
Whilst I agree with the later part of your comment, like people, it depends on how you treat them. As for the former part, well it's surely for comedic effect. Ridiculous but funny.
@@paulfountain1364 How do people learn words? By association right? Every time I ask my dog if it wants to go outside, it goes to the back door. If it hasnt learned those words, why does it react like that?
@@tedspeed3338 I didn't dispute the intelligence of dogs, far from it. I used to be a trainer. I just mocked them being smarter than people.
@@paulfountain1364 Oh yeah, gotcha.
Maybe your voice is just the "Brown Note" for Marty.
"Everytime I'm about to go out for a sh×t and my master starts a video!?"
Marty
Can never have enough Marty
Marty... what a dog, like clockwork... oh snap...
From Marty's perspective: When you're busy. Shouldn't I be busy as well. Squirrel...
That Chinese tank "IS" from Wargaming's Workshop. It ain't made in China.
It would be better if Wargaming introduced a Tank Workshop, that could modify all our tanks.
If we got to remove obvious 'Week Points' on our tanks. "It's not a tumor."
Place pneumatic suspension on tracks to increase 'Hull Down' possibilities on "Object whatever".
Just be happy WG didn't put the rocket boosters on the clown cars. They'd launch into orbit and fire down onto the roof of your tank.
Man, I love WoT commentary that has zero WoT commentary.
So, you complain when he tells you exactly what you're watching, and you complain when he doesn't! I bet you're fun in real life.
I do like how people have agreed with you not realising you're being sarcastic. Especially Claus giving you a heart, that must have really annoyed you 🤣
I read an interesting study of how and why dogs became domesticated, it was for the praise. They do it for love.
Training Marty to be a drug sniffing dog to find your stash Claus
Shout out to Marty!
Thanks Claus Kellerman 🎸🐶
The BZ gameplay was about the RNG we're never gonna get.
Completely on-point, zero distraction. 🐕🐶💩
Marty is a good boy, best boy.
Claus - Claus - Squirrel!
That first game, the player's score looked to be largely a result of the efforts of the rest of his team.
It's obsessive compulsive.
Normal for you.
Keep it up.
Very entertaining.
Normal content, clickbait title followed by in depth conversation of the wonders of the universe
Marty is trying to keep you from swearing in the first 30 seconds. Good dog!
If your dog is smart enough to ring the bell then he is a damn smart dog and he has your pegged! lmao
You should do a video where marty sniffs out the scented cardboard tank that says stoopid on it. Then marty finds the stoopid tank and gets rewarded!
Marty is just doing business so he can sit back and watch a Claus video while also allowing the baby to smoke. Pierre approves.
Pro tip from an old explosives handler...put something as a distracting odor in all the boxes. Dogs know an empty box.
Deer do the same thing, It's called a Buck Snort. They do it when they can kinda smell you but cant figure out where you are.
Claus, one of the primary reasons I tune in every day is to wee which Claus will show up. Instructive Claus, Ranting Claus, Giddy Claus, Happy Claus, Distracted Claus. You are truly a box of chocolates my friend. Get the reference?
Forrest!
My dog lives for chasing tennis balls. If you're still for 10 seconds, he's dropping a tennis ball at your feet.
If you can train Marty when he smells lavender, he takes the laundry out of the washer and put it in the dryer that, would be useful. Then work with Marty to fold the clothes.
Always "Up" for Marty's high jinx...😆. WoT vids are a bonus 😉
Many thanx Claus 👍👍
There is no bell, just as there is no baby in the bag.
Dogs are excellent trainers.
That's nothing.Our cat sleeps 20 hours a day,then for remaining 4 hours moves from drawer #1 to drawer #5,three times.
Now that is what i call adrenaline rush :)
It's a normal Claus video. Life-of-Claus/rant + some World of Tanks.... better than only WoT commentary. Double the enjoyment in one video :)
21:22 i agree i was happy years ago with my 7 tier tech tree british heavy
If Mr Marty starts asking for a cig and the news paper be worried!
So now we all send Marty lavender candles :D
Your dog is so smart, his name should be Smarty. 😂😂
Sniff... sniff... distracted but informative. Up vote.
Marty. Marty, Marty!
Claus talking to us about Marty`s training so he doesn`t have to talk and rant about a stupid chinese rocket booster tank, then shows us a game with real tanks like the T1 heavy and then goes on to rant about the stupid chinese rocket booster tank. " DID I GET DISTRACTED?????". Hahahahahaha priceless!!!!!
Thnx for all the enjoyment you give us Claus, pls keep doing this for many years to come.
Greetings from the Netherlands. 👊👊👊
Marty is like after hear that voice "omg i have to go toilet"
Its a challenge to watch the game and understand what Marty is doing ... Lol! CK is teaching us multi-tasking. Also you timed the ending of your Marty talk perfectly with that last kill shot ...
Bring back the craziest ones 🤗🤗🤗
The problem is that, any tank you don't like is stupid.
And that's that.
If they're going to have a rocket tank, we need a hover craft tank that can safely bounce down cliffs and tread water at great speed, maybe slow going up steep inclines for "balanced"
Praise the Claus! Yes, rocket boosters and clown cars go play stupid mode. I want QuickyMarty to do next commentary. Also First to actually watch the whole video.
Marty wants to go out when he hears you start your video because he knows you're doing that thing you do, it's not a thing for him and he wants to leave you alone. So he wants to go out. My dog does it when I play guitar.
as soon as you said Charlie Brown's teacher i started making the exact same noise you made seconds before you, lol
Just what I'd want to read printed on the inside of the tank I'm in, "MADE IN CHINA".
Instead of Pavlov's dog it's Kellerman's dog? Although who has trained who with the bell?
There's no such thing as a normal Claus video.
Yeah... The new normal big guy😉
Klaus got sidetracked IS normal...
Bugger the lavender, should have started with truffle or at least morels!
Marty has you trained. Lol
20:27 i am at my 20s i never thinked "you thinking like old grompy person"
Abby Normal. Reference? Thanks Claus.😎
Been going box to box trying to find one with a good scent for 30 yrs - no luck so far!
In the second battle did the A-32 move from the camping spot at the back?
Claus, you should video Marty. Take advantage of the tech we have now.
I'm 68 and only have a few B&W photos of my childhood. Just picture yourself
in your senior years watching the videos of Marty.
I have several videos of Marty on my other channel! czcams.com/video/dnZwHL6dsFk/video.htmlsi=oxqDiWfED0mIGEXZ
@@ClausKellerman Yes, I've watched all the videos in your other channel. Good stuff.
I was responding to your remark that you should be "taping" Marty's sniff training. I bet
a lot of folks would like to see that.
Keep on truckin, onward thru the fog.
Great commentary
So your pov video on your Subaru’s led me to purchase one along with some research but I went with a wrx I traded in a 15mpg vehicle and went to a 25mpg wrx and absolutely having to have awd or 4x4 played into it also
Claus he has you trained
At that age it is normal to be lost a bit... 😅
This was " Amazing commentary" ... the only thing you didn' t include, was a conspirancy theory, but it had all the others that are your signature. Thanks Claus
It is sad really when the story mode is more fun than playing in a game with these weird tanks.
Marty for President
AY UP CLAUS
Son\, Marty has mastered how to train Claus to open the door. What task Will Marty train Claus to perform next?
Sidetracked??? No way never heard about that tank😂! Sidetracked pfft!
Oh yeah, another person who is telling me stories about their dog. Please tell me more about this miracle animal.
Wait.. did Matry Pavlov-conditioned the owner?
Who reacts to the bell sound?
never on the track for most of the time lol
So if you put a tank with rocket assist on a treadmill, will it takeoff?
Quite normal.. it is abnormal if you don't get sidetracked :P
Why would ya train your dog to find Jasmine ?? Damn Claus just teach him to find your weed, Then when ya smoke a big 1 and forget where ya stashed it you could get Marty to find it for ya :)
Or if ya go to a friends house and say hey bro ya got a joint ? and he says No you can say Hey Marty Marty !! and Marty can go find his stash... Then you can looking at him all disgusted ...
The only thing I taught my 11yr old, 120lb BullBoxer is "Bad Guy" then ya don't want to be anywhere around that he can get to :) Thanks Video !
Oh wow...that first game....nothing like starting my day with watching some fool hide behind every rock in sight while his teammates get blown away. Honestly battles like this were part of the reason I quit playing WoT. Because I was always the idiot who went out looking for the enemy, knowing that my teammate(s) would be too busy trying to find a hiding spot.
🖐🖐 Marty doeing a video? Hell yeah!! 😁😁
Claus, I don't watch/listen for "normal" hahahaha
Eh? waattt? Where's the side track? I can't find the side track!
Conspiracy Theory incoming - Klaus only makes gameplay commentary on the REAL tanks. Any game that features clown cars, rocket cars, or any other gimmick tank that isn't based in reality features the random ramblings of Klaus.
We wouldn't have it any other way! 🧐
you always get side tracked...but it is interesting...keeps the brain juices flowing...
Zeros are not always morons, sometimes WOT will not let you hit, I just had a match where I fired 21 shots about 15 of them aimed and missed or bounced everyone, and yes, I am free only player. So, it is a pay to win. And Yes you do go on tangents, there is some math for you.. Be glad Marty doesn't have hands to let himself out because dogs have a sick sense of humor.
Marty is more interesting than a stupid rocket tank. In reality those rockets would break off and shoot in all directions. They can't effectively push a 40 ton vehicle, such nonsense. Thanks Claus!
Fun fact: those rockets were a thing but the russkis tried it. Somehow even WG feels ashamed and made it chinese.
Hey Claus - No, I think Marty is actually trolling Claus; I think he's intentionally waiting for Claus to begin talking, and then Marty rings the bell. Good dog! So, let me get this straight: Claus is training Marty to be a Drug Enforcement Dog to route out all those evil tourists smuggling LAVENDER into blissfully unscented Canada? And is Marty smarter than the average white lab rat in the maze training? Sorry, Claus, but today WAS a "normal" rant/commentary day; however, you ended on a perfect high note - there IS a difference between New and Stupid, and WoT would be so much better for a separation into a "realistic" mode and a "stupid" mode. And that leads into the trivia issue - The "Birds" singing "Turn, Turn, Turn; For Everything, there is a season"
Yep .. NORMAL
So you will have a lavender hunting dog ?
Any chance you will put Marty training videos on your other channel?
Tride Sacked.
Marty doing commentary with scents...
...of course we'll need to get the smellivison hooked up for those who do not understand dog talk.
Maybe, since we don't have smellivision up and running;
just use two scent images flashed up on screen for good plays and bad;
A Large T-bone steak for good and Pepe Le Pew for bad?
Bro get him a doggy door
Normal commentary, good, but normal.
Trouble with that idea is half the tanks in the game are "stupid". (Never existed.)
Ya ya , flat turky all over again , you are ,,aux naturel,, fun fun fun Claus !😀😀😃😃😯😯😲😲
'normal' and 'usual' are not the same thing.
You never do the obj277,,, IS7 and The 60TP
HHH Hello, Claus. Uh rh u yh uuuha - "french tanks are best. Everybody knows that" Bonj la Mer
If wargames wants the "scifi/fantasy" tanks, make another category leave the classic alone.
Agreed
Yes, it is normal vid.
Why I watch every day
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