John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!
deserved for what? making content that 100k people enjoyed enough to subscribe and then waiting for the play button to arrive? yeah, like THAT would ever happen.
Me: *puts a tooth underneath my pillow* Also me: *wakes up to see the tooth fairy but finds mom placing money under my pillow instead* Mom: *pulls out gun* No witnesses.
Same but they didn’t find out so I was sad that the tooth fairy wasn’t real so I eventually told my parents about it and they were really surprised on how I pulled it off even though it was pretty easy lol
Plot twist: they were actually wrestling and since Dylan had bet on the woman his dad was wrestling with, he won the $1000
@@AnakarGD reread the sentence
@@jacksonkirk8440 hi
@@jacksonkirk8440 what did he say?
Loool
@@EnderrIdiot idk
“They were fighting” lmao he got the PS5 yessir anything for the PS5
@Florin beby no
No offense to ps5 likers but honestly it is pay 2 lose in my opinion
@@loading2968 yeh
@@loading2968 its shit, straight up
i used it for 3 years on cod and i made more progress in cod in a week on the xbox
@@LaughgreatYT You had a ps5 for 3 years? How
Take half of everything he owns got me on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right
Sounds like a fair deal
precisely
Maybe
Why didn't they sign a prenuptial? Lol.
Yessir
Nice pfp :b
The fact that she said what she was gonna do with no problem at all🤣🤣
Plot Twist: That was his real mother his dad was fighting
Never did I expect to see 2 different bots in the same comment section
@@Damian.TAC0MUNCHR true
@@Damian.TAC0MUNCHR I love your name 😂🤣
John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!
@@davidhawkins3031 don't make this shit religious bot!
That 100k play button looks beautiful in the background. That’s well deserved
yeah true
deserved for what?
making content that 100k people enjoyed enough to subscribe and then waiting for the play button to arrive?
yeah, like THAT would ever happen.
"She was doing a weird thing to her downside" LMAOOOOO
What If the girl Dylan’s dad was wresting was the tooth fairy.
lol
or what if they were really fighting and they didn’t want him to know he’s a boxer and the mom thought he was cheating
@@ISO1758 could be
Plot Twist, the dad was prepared for this moment and made her sign a Prenup before hand
These shorts always make my day 💜🧡💚💙
I found out because I woke up then my mom was putting money under my pillow
Me: *puts a tooth underneath my pillow*
Also me: *wakes up to see the tooth fairy but finds mom placing money under my pillow instead*
Mom: *pulls out gun* No witnesses.
Now the Mom gets the milk? Times have changed in 2022
That ending lmao
The way I found out was losing a tooth and forgetting to tell my parents. After a few days my parents noticed and they left 5 bucks that night
🤣🤣
Same but they didn’t find out so I was sad that the tooth fairy wasn’t real so I eventually told my parents about it and they were really surprised on how I pulled it off even though it was pretty easy lol
loOol
@GANGBANG🔞 Are you okay I think you need rehab there is kids here stupid
@@yt-champ8050 bots amirite, also their comment get deleted so good job!
“But I really want that ps5 so I told you anyway” had me laughing 😂
Good job for amazing
I love your vids. They ALWAYS make my day
And I’m going to take half of what he owns
Lmfao 🤣
The Most Underrated Comedic Genius
Keep up the good work
'I'm going to take half of every thing your dad owns'
The single child
"Aye im the tooth fairy"
Ur amazing
The fact that they are just so honest.
Moms honesty is so much
Partner you are one of the most original skit makers
I could watch this guy all day
“And in the meantime I going to divorce ur dad and take half of everything he owns” 😂 that had me dying
Nice
Bro this man is way to good
“And in the meantime, I’m gonna divorce your dad and take half of everything he owns :D”
“I GOT UP TO GO PP” I was dying
Love your videos
Appreciate that
@@DylanZitkus Ayo I’m finally early
@@DylanZitkus i was here after 40s this was posted also 3rd reply
same
"Ima divorce your dad" lol
Jokes on her, he signed a prenub
I need to meet this man in life
I remember my brother lost a tooth and my parents told me to hide this money with glitter under his pillow and that day I cried
It's funny how the mom is so chill about it
I like how he doesn't even care if their hurt or not
Since Valentine’s Day coming I would actually want to see you make a YT short.
Bro... if he was 9 when the ps5 came to this precious world, does that mean he is like- 10/11
@Florin beby go to hell
@@FatRaccoon31 damn what they say 💀💀
we alr know he’s like 16 or smth
@@FatRaccoon31 let me guess, it's a bot with an inappropriate profile and spams something like "moaning sounds" or "tricks I didn't know" correct?
@@Baconator59 yup!
*“CAUSE I GET HALF!!!!!!!!!!”* -Divorce
dark humor is godly bro
aNd TaKe HaLf Of EvErYtHiNg He OwNs.golden comedy bro
That lady was definitely getting the “p”s5 💀
If I ever got married I’d have my partner sign that agreement thing where they can’t take ur stuff
"Honestly, that sound like a fair trade to me"
- Drake
"im gonna divorce your dad and take half of everything he owns" got me laughing😂
This is so relatable
More like 90% to one parent and 10% to the other
I'm surprised that he is not traumatized
It was the tooth fairy who else would have $1000?
Dylan is funny and he makes me feel better
Lol this is just yes
Dad was caught in 4k 📸😳
Plot twist:the uber driver is the tooth fairy
"and take half of everything he owns"
wait, isn't that stealing?
At least she’s honest
Ahh… the Polynesian spa.
Imagine Dylan gets cut in half bc the mom wants half of everything
Plot twist : the Uber driver steals his ps5
Why does the mom sound so happy at the end...
Bro went through so many things at year 9💀
"I will take half of everything he owns"
JOKES ON YOU all he owns is a 0.5 millimeter defeater
I just fell asleep listening to this and I had the weirdest dream
Plot twist: He lives in a secret WWE room
I love your vid
Dealing with her parents being divorced is a terrible experience I know
Dad be like "i"m gonna buy milk we're not getting a devorce'
Jokes on her, she signed a prenup
Plot twist: its his sister and their watching netflix
In real life, the wife would take EVERYTHING he owns and loves
I cannot stop laughing
Devorice in a nutshell
You get: divorce
I get: 1000 dollars
Plot twist the Uber has an affair with the wife
The only thing i have to say is “Shouldn’t have signed that Prenup”
The fact she says this with a stray face
She literally just trusts an Uber Driver with her son.
You should’ve put at the end “so that you can get double birthday presents!”
Plot twist: The tooth fairy gave her last 1000 to this kid before the tooth fairy dies
THE END-
XD
Had Me in the first half NGl
The way he says mom is funny
I love this dudes videos *_🥚🤣🗿_*
Awesome content
What kind of mother let’s a 9 year old get into an Uber?
Why are you so funny 🤣
Hello I love your videos
sadly i found out when i was 5 i hated that day
this is so funny the kid doesn’t know what’s they are doing😂😂😂
“And in the meantime ima divorce ur dad and take half of everything he owns”
He always move his head right and left what’s wrong with him😂!!!
This is hilarious, but what mother would call their son an uber
Relatable
plot twist: the random woman was a robber and since she lost she gave them the money
Plat Twist: the tooth fairy is real
CAUGHT YOU, IN 20K HDR 1200FPS SUPER NINTENDO IOS 49 BLU-RAY ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION 1080p PLAYSTATION 5 "
Plot twist Dad had sighed a prena
The boy be like : what does devorce mean
The mother :dont worry it means he is going to get the milk