Boat Ramp Pain ! Someone Get this Guy a Doctor ! (Chit Show)

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  • @MrNice-gw5dt
    @MrNice-gw5dt Před 28 dny +3

    we are due for a serious whiskey throttle.....

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Před 28 dny +6

    Guy on dock: "Throw me a line!"
    Girl on boat: [throws a bundle of line that's not attached to anything]
    WAIIIIIIIIIT for it!

  • @brendastarr7833
    @brendastarr7833 Před 27 dny +5

    I've been watching The Chit Show for, roughly five years. This year, I'm seeing so many more seriously overweight people than I remember seeing before. Is boating becoming more accessible to the heavy, or are more Floridians getting heavy? I also spent most of the '80s launching from public ramps in Hillsborough and Pinellas counties. I'm used to average beer bellies. This is differents. Also, more small kids without life jackets ...

    • @Nicks_Thrift_Picks
      @Nicks_Thrift_Picks Před 21 dnem

      That isn’t just Florida, that is the majority of the population now. I rarely see fit people now. A sad fact is 1 out of 3 children now have diabetes in the USA.

  • @morellojeff
    @morellojeff Před 27 dny +1

    I don't know why everyone tries to get either the bow line or stern line secured first. If you secure the bow line first, the stern will often drift away from the dock, and if you secure the stern line first, the the bow will usually drift away. One line tied to the mid ship cleat on the boat....the one you tie off to for a spring line....should be the first line to be secured to the dock. It will keep the bow and stern from drifting away from the dock and make securing those other two lines (stern and bow) so much easier.

  • @jamesthompson8659
    @jamesthompson8659 Před 27 dny +1

    Had to tell you that "welcome to the shitshow" boat got 1st place at the Lake Tapps boat parade in Washington State on Saturday the 29th. They had a porta potty on the back and a 4' pile of poop on the front!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @joeee7943
    @joeee7943 Před 27 dny +1

    Ai says when putting your boat on the trailer, leave 2/3 of the boat in the water.

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 Před 27 dny

    Alfred, definitely Beck's beer, when I worked for teakdecking in Sarasota we left Port Everglades on board seaborne pride to San Juan to do some work on the ship and then flew back from San Juan. Two weeks later we flew to San Juan and cruised back to Port Everglades. Because there were no passengers on board we did not have to go through customs. So the first officer opened up the ship store for us and we bought up a bunch of cases of Beck's beer and cartons of Marlboro cigarettes to take back to Sarasota we had our luggage strapped on top of the rental vans in order to carry all the beer and cigarettes. Good times!$10 a carton and $10 a case since there was no duty or taxes on it.

  • @chrisblomquist6029
    @chrisblomquist6029 Před 28 dny +2

    That had to hurt poor guy

  • @user-zp8se6ii9i
    @user-zp8se6ii9i Před 28 dny +1

    It amazes me how ma y people back up with out looking back first! Look the way you are going.

    • @keyper555
      @keyper555 Před 28 dny

      Right!!! and also go slow very slow not 15mph or more, WTH?

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow Před 28 dny +1

    What if, while no one was looking, some of those mangrove sprigs got a little snip snip snip?

  • @buffyranger6355
    @buffyranger6355 Před 27 dny

    The white boat circling has tiny kids with no life jackets!!!

  • @rocjones6543
    @rocjones6543 Před 27 dny

    4th of July weekend coming 😂

  • @lennewallace2596
    @lennewallace2596 Před 28 dny +1

    Someone just went bloop bloop bloop and we have whiskey throttle

  • @stephengreen9540
    @stephengreen9540 Před 27 dny

    hardest working man on youtube
    love your channel

  • @jeffreymoscardelli8428

    The guy in the red&white scarrab broke the golden rule don't bring glass bottles on a boat

  • @The.Real.Timmii
    @The.Real.Timmii Před 28 dny +2

    chit show!

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff Před 28 dny +1

    Yes

  • @ronniegiesing9610
    @ronniegiesing9610 Před 27 dny

    That 1st girl is lucky she didn't't lose her arm!! WTF

  • @joebolt8873
    @joebolt8873 Před 27 dny

    Wait for it Alfred from Nuiqsut Alaska love the videos bro.

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Před 27 dny

      Thanks Joe! The family really wants to go to Alaska so waiiiit 4 it

    • @joebolt8873
      @joebolt8873 Před 27 dny

      When are you and your family coming to Alaska wait for it

  • @WickedPinfish
    @WickedPinfish Před 27 dny +1

    I would not launch here even if they paid me

  • @bunkyayars1179
    @bunkyayars1179 Před 27 dny

    Huge boats to be trailering

  • @Zforce800Trail-22
    @Zforce800Trail-22 Před 27 dny

    Why is it called whiskey throttle

  • @cowboy6591
    @cowboy6591 Před 27 dny

    Need to bring some snips with you and cut down those branches that are hosing up your focus.

  • @madhatter2465
    @madhatter2465 Před 28 dny +1

    At least she looks good in the green bikini!

  • @imommyme98
    @imommyme98 Před 27 dny +1

    Did the dude in the red and white boat just flip you off

  • @martinbowers852
    @martinbowers852 Před 27 dny

    extremely disappointed i have not missed many of you vids, never failed to leave a like, now we are expected to pay, so sad, what is next patron?

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Před 27 dny

      Martin business is business. If I don't do necessary changes the channel would die.You are not getting the additional perks that cost money to make. No big deal. I appreciate your loyalty I really do.Thanks for your subscription but my membership is only .99 Cents

  • @HakanGezlev
    @HakanGezlev Před 27 dny

    You had 1 JOB 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @RobertDavis-ck6qu
    @RobertDavis-ck6qu Před 27 dny

    ALFRED WHAT THE LATEST ON YOUR PONTOON BOAT

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas Před 27 dny

    Good looking bikinis get a pass.

  • @sam-y8t
    @sam-y8t Před 28 dny +1

  • @LandofTheTree
    @LandofTheTree Před 28 dny +1

    HE DID “MISS IT!” …you know why!? BECAUSE HE IS OVER EXCESSIVELY BUMPIN’ HIS GUMS😂 again. Stop talking so dang much

    • @chrisblomquist6029
      @chrisblomquist6029 Před 28 dny

      Jelly bird you are here again? Lol must like it cause you are still here