Apple's 'Mother Nature' is a Cringe Catastrophe
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- Apple's propaganda short film 'Mother Nature' is an appallingly incompetent, botched mess.
This is episode 3 of my propaganda analysis series.
Episode 1: • An Analysis of Body Po...
Episode 2: • When Propaganda Fails ...
Timestamps
2SMNA is astoundingly incompetent: 00:00
Failed greenwashing: 02:37
Corporate Diversity: 07:27
Mother Nature, yes, really: 09:35
Use of tired Hollywood tropes: 12:03
Failed visual contrast: 15:44
Strong, diverse female character: 20:24
Apple don't actually care (shocking, I know): 26:13
Insufferable female character: 28:43
Apple's plan to destroy the world: 31:19
A Star is Born: 34:32
Mother Nature approves of ecocide: 35:25
2SMNA is a failed attempt at diversion: 39:24 - Zábava
Apple: ""Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
Plants: "Wait...what?!"
*high apple:
Congratulations, you are being helped. Please do not resist
Humans: 0_0
Any form of life: 0_0
The planet: 0_0
@@Nerd44442 aliens: [that meme of a black guy behind a tree rubbing his hands]
@@marbellaotaiza801 lol
How in the hell is apple going to discuss climate change when they release a new phone every year and try to prevent customers from repairing their old phones?
Truth
Yep.
New iPhone has 8% recycled parts from other phones, buy now to save planet please. Also we are going to secretly slow your old phone down to the point where you have no choice.
This
Exactly
"Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
That would be an extinction level event.
George Carlin was right, the planet is fine, the people are fucked up.
Well, they’re making their goal crystal clear. To those with a brain at least.
"Our aim is to permanently remove life from Earth."
Apple
Nothing says "I love the environment" more than contributing to e-waste by fighting tooth and nail against independent repair.
Nothing says environment like an obese, black woman. Those are always known for their consciousness about littering
Environmentalism vs a room full of people who visibly eat multiple times their fair share of food ... ah, yes, makes beautiful sense.
You can criticize a political message without body shaming the actors/actresses present in it
@@Ines-zw3qg no
@@Ines-zw3qgfound the fattie 🤭
@@Ines-zw3qg
Calling someone fat is not body shaming.
Being fat is a choice.
@@Ines-zw3qghahahahahahaha 🤡🤡🤡
Mother nature should go to China and check out the factories where iPhones are made.
China is the worst when it comes to being "green", in fact they'll paint the grass to make it look greener
Father Workconditions should accompany her.
Exactly and none of the liberal fan boys that care so much about human rights could give 2 flying fucks about it. The hypocrisy is incredible.
Can this 'mother nature' (not to be mistaken by the actual, non-woke nature), please, stay there for good?
@MolecularArts
Where do you think Father Nature went? They sent HIM there, so they could make him... quietly disappear.
Apple is so pro-consumers and pro-mother nature that:
- They throw away hundreds of thousands of completely fine iPhones and MacBooks just so they will not compete with their own old equipment
- They also removed chargers from the box and then changed charging ports so the people would have to throw away their old charges and buy a new charger (it has to be packaged, and then packaged again for the shipping so two more packages to throw away)
- They also design their devices and software lock them so noone can fix them and keep in mind that Apple do not want to fix their own old equipment, so if you have let's say iPhone 8 and screen brakes you have nowhere to go but throw it away and buy a new one
- They also reduce power output in their OS updates so your phone gets slower with every update and finally you are forced to switch to new phone and throw away the old one
- They also design the iPhones and MacBooks with planned obsolescence in such a manner that if something brakes your warranty will not cover it and you will have to throw away a (mostly) salvageable/repairable device and buy a new one
etc.
So ecological
As to Point 3: Meanwhile, Leica still services and supplies parts for every model of M Camera, back to the first M3 of April 1954. The only parts they don't stock are the M3 rangefinder, which is incredibly complex even by M standards, and the M1/2/3-style back door. If your M3 finder can't be repaired, they ask which type finder you want, as they still have every other type ever made, and they're all interchangeable. If they can't fix the door, they ask if an M4/6 door is OK, even though they'll work, cos a lot of early M owners would rather scour the Earth for the cosmetically-correct M3 door.
Leica offer this level of support for cameras that
1. Are up to 70 years old
2. Were outmoded technically by the Nikon F in 1959
3. Were outmoded again by digital SLR's in 2005
And yet, Apple won't support a phone that's less than a year old.
Sure, OK. Guess what? I don't have to buy another Nikon every six months cos Nikon made my old one die by remote control. Instead of that, my four Nikon F's and three F2's are 44-60 years old. Five were slightly messed up from decades of daily use as professional tools. For $150 each, I got them cleaned with modern synthetic oil, and they will now outlive everyone who is alive today. Did you see any Leica M's or Nikon F's in the oceans or pits in any of those shots? Me either. Sure were a lotta iphones, though. Funny thing, that.
@@emilyadams3228 This is an excellent comment
They’re ignorant and stupid. Their supply chain is not green at all😂
agreed with everything except for the chargers. Old chargers still work, just gotta change the cable.
I can’t believe that a literal trillion dollar company couldn’t find good filmmakers.
I can! You'd be shocked how little they wanna spend money these days.
It seems to me that the more money is poured into any art medium, the less art is made
this is what libertarians call "knowledge problem" they are so rich and careless that they dont actually realize how inefficient they are being. so they waste resources like this
You just don't understand what that trillion means. That doesn't mean they have a trillion on the bank account.
@kawashima-yoshiko Listen weeb, you clearly have no idea that you are in possession of a 0/100 level in reading comprehension. Please show me where tje original comment mentioned bank accounts, or anyone having 1 trillion dollars at their disposal to spend. It is pretty pathetic that you can't decipher the sudoku wrapped in a Rubik's Cube encoded with an impossible riddle that is inferencing and subtext. If a company ks a trillion dollar corporation, that means they OBVIOUSLY have deep connections to almond any type of market and talent, and a resource pool deep enough to employ LITERALLY ANY ONE HUMAN BEING OR GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT THEY WANT.
A handful of people within Apple: "This is incredibly powerful and forward thinking!"
Everyone else within Apple: "This is a big POS. I will shut up about it and keep my job. "
Like all the other woke rubbish. I only wonder whether it was as many as a handful 🤣.
The emperor has no clothes 🤣
So true.
They may have everyone afraid to speak up for fear of being incorrectly labeled as one of their fav -cist words, but they can't compel you to pay them for this sh*t. Hit them in the only place they actually truly care about: the wallet
i'm pretty sure majority of people who would even want to work at apple are mindless drones
@@cagneybillingsley2165 That's an extremely charitable assessment of what they actually are.
*_"Permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere ?"_** First it's C02 because there's not such thing as "carbon" "in the atmosphere"...Second, it's like saying completely remove all plants from the planet assuming she's talking about C02...So much nosense with 6 words is an absolute record !*
We’re the carbon that ‘They’ want to ‘permanently remove’
"Permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere" was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I love it.
Yeah, we remove co2 we kill the trees.
Might as well remove oxygen while we're at it. Ultimately same outcome anyway, why drag it out.
Isn’t every living thing on Earth Carbon-based?
It is kinda funny how Apple is so committed to that specific modern aesthetic that even in something like this they can't see how poorly it comes across.
The minimalist colors and sheet metal is so core to their identity that even when coming across as green they can't think "What if we added a few trees or nice flowers or something?"
Apple: "Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere"
Me: "Oh god the Apple is turning into skynet"
Everyone: Did this imbecile seriously type ‘Me:’ in his own comment? Is he afraid that people will think someone else said his comment? Well, we did, without the idiotic need to type ‘Me:’
Seriously, you sound like an absolute dullard, why did you say ‘Me:’ instead of just writing the comment?
"If you don't buy our product, you're an evil person."
I miss the days of Doctors recommending cigarette brands.
it was way less creepy
You can't even properly criticize it as social media sites heavily sanitize criticism of the corporate overlords.
@@The13thRonin Yeah
That's terrible
I feel like we're soon to be on the edge of the war against big tech companies
@@narrativeless404 I doubt it. People will go into the big tech livestock pens willingly, eat the bugs and allow their biological lifemass to be farmed for their overlords. Most people are born without a spine and have barely functioning grey matter.
I don’t remember that
The fact that the statements "remove all carbon from the atmosphere" and "don't try to explain photosynthesis to me" come moments apart from each other makes me feel 100x smarter than whoever wrote this script.
Yeah I’d be crazy if Apple actually did that and the Earth was reverted all the way back to the Hadean Era. Basically one’s vision of Hell on Earth
Only 100x? Don't think so little of yourself!
Forget global warming, we would have global cooling and a lot more fires.
Sounds like something a Silicon based lifeform would say.
@@JChang0114 those aliens are at it again!
Apple: "Our goal is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
Mother Nature: "So. It is war then." [unleashes the scarabs from The Mummy]
"Body Positivity" means "people who eat more than they should are OK, even though their consumption is bad for the planet" right?
yep, both their health and the planet. There is a wise saying "Eat to live, don't live to eat".
Wasn't it apple that had to put safety nets around their buildings to prevent employees from jumping off them? Maybe they should clean their own house first
It was their manufacturer, FOXCON, but same 💩, different a-holes
Yeah, that's them. Imagine treating your workforce so poorly that they rather end their own lives than continue their servitude, but still having the gall to lecture other people about how they can do better...
This IS how they're cleaning house.
Is that legit, or taking the piss? I just don't know in this world anymore!!
Though I'm imagining it as both; that it's legit... but it's taking the piss because it's necessary in the first place!
It's sad, and hilarious, that I likely know drug-runners and working girls who have employers (dealers + pimps) that treat their "employees" better than Apple do!! WTF Man!!! >XD
@@TheEyez187 yeah, apple foxconn factories in China, I had to look it up to double check
She is not mother nature, she is mother corporation
Mother BlackRock, Bill Gates, Rothschild, Soros.........
Mom from MomCorp (Futurama)
Mother corruption
Mother Mature
Or as Samuel Jackson would say... "She is a dumb mother fuc....!"
It should be no surprise, Apple was so focused on wireless technology they found themselves out of touch
Fun fact: Ray Stevenson, who played Volstagg in Thor (and many other memorable roles), was born in County Antrim, Northern Ireland. This is why at 2:08, you see him with the tag "RIP King," as a salute from a fellow Antrim native. ;) Ray Stevenson died May 21, 2023.
When Mother Nature said that the weather was however she wanted it to be, I thought "why doesn't she just change global warming and droughts and famines?"
Instead of making her imperious and in charge they could've made her frail and begging for help. But Woke is more important than everything, including emotions and compellingness.
It made me think of the saying, "Rudeness is a weak person's imitation of strength".
@@timothyspool1399 Loud obnoxious girl boss = strong female character. I'm done watching (and paying for) that.
don't forget, create free and green energy for the entire globe.
Because you make it like that
No CO2, no photosynthesis; it's plant food.
Edit: After all, maybe someone SHOULD'VE explained photosynthesis to mother nature... or at least to the Apple CEOs.
The useful idiots will serve their purpose to their commissars (who secretly hate them). Once these morons are are of no more use they will see the true nature of their divisive, exploitative manipulators.
If you really need to get rid of co2 make an industrial sized co2 chamber full of plants that will gorge themselves on the carbon and grow large and bear large and plentiful fruit/vegetables.
My first thought after hearing that line was no more cellular respiration then since we breathe out CO2 with every breath.
@@a.williams1945 We even NEED a certain amount of CO2 in our blood afaik. It's related to the pH of the blood.
Whitemansplain her area of expertise?
Tim Cook is a Deadpan (expressionless) as Mike Pence (Donald Trumps vice president).
His acting skills is as alive as paint drying on a wall.
Apple are a greedy company and i will never own an Apple product.
"The weather was however I wanted it to be."
*Opens up a new coal power plant.*
"No... no... please..."
"That's a better attitude Ms. Nature."
*Opens another coal power plant just to assert dominance.*
Mother nature looks like the aftermath of a forest fire.
burn
She’s definitely releasing her fair share of methane!
She's still got some fat to burn
Same. Like, no *earth* tones, Apple?
She's covered in carbon... LOL
This coming from Apple of all companies is just peak irony. And yet the fanboys eat it up.
fan portpersons
Apple really is a cult.
That's because the simple act of owning an iPhone makes me a better person than you. And no, don't bother to retort. I can't hear anything above the sound of mine own virtue signalling.
dont like the company, but i do like despot's vid and my iphone. oh, and the hot asian girl
Hot and heavy,?
You made a 46 minute destruction of a 5 minute video and I enjoyed every moment… subscription earned 👍
Umm... kid crashing off skateboard from high altitude onto concrete again and again is NOT inspirational, it's irresponsible. As for the obese girl, I worry for her - I grew up athletic, got fat, had to have a gastric bypass. I've seen both sides and girl, do NOT let them fool you into thinking you'll EVER be as happy as you'd be slimmer. You literally feel your feet crushed with each step. You have wider shoes than you should. Your joints will hurt - maybe not now but your old age will NOT be comfortable. As for the almost inevitable heart attack, you may not have to worry about that because as as fat guy, if I hadn't finally had the bypass at 40, I'd have ended myself. Women are NOT kind on fat men and weaponsie sex which eliminates crucial intimacy and makes us feel like sh1t. Nearly did it twice but always the thought of my brothers and parents stopped me. *NEVER LET GOOD INTENTIONS MAKE YOU QUIT TRYING.*
Glad to hear you pulled through man. Stay strong.
"Our goal is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
*apple, successfully doing so, sentences much of the life on the planet to a slow and agonizing death*
😂 I actually had to pause when I heard that because I was positive I’d misheard them.
It's shocking that people can be so ignorant. I did a double take when I heard that one too.
Did they actually say that? I couldn't watch the whole thing because my cringe meter maxed out and I closed the window for mental health reasons. If they did, wow. Who the hell greenlit this thing?
"With your death, The Enclave triumphs, releasing the FEV Virus into the Atmosphere. Millions die. And so, the entire world falls silent... again."
Fallout 2 Game Over screen.
It’s about virtue signaling not actually making sense.
I always imagine Apple manufacturing to be identical to Saruman's Isengard. But with nets to stop the Uruk Hai from throwing themselves into the pit and a constantly changing charging port for the Palantir.
😂👍💯
Nah, that's Microsoft. If my dog was as attractive as a Microsoft product, I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards
The fires of industry shall burn.
Ahh finally someone who speaks the language of Mordor
I read that as Samsung's Isenguard. 😂
What makes this segment even more ironic, is the fact that majority of their “FineWoven” cases shipped with defects, the charging holes didn’t line up with the ports so third party cables couldn’t fit. So now all of those cases made for “environmental consciousness” are going either to a dump or back to the factory to waste more resources remaking them 💀
I work in an industry that deals with glass manufacturing - Glass is one of the absolute filthiest products to manufacture.
The fact that Apple HQ has oodles of it is endlessly amusing to me.
If "Mother Nature" can make the weather whatever she wants it to be, then why are Tim and Co. grovelling to reduce carbon? Seems like "Mother Nature" can do whatever she wants despite Apple's effort.
That's why she has to come in swinging like Billy Big-Bollocks
She knows that it's all theatre because man made climate change is bullsh1t and a scam
Stop asking perfectly reasonable questions! We have ESG and -D.I.E.- D.E.I. scores to reach!
An Avatar of the Earth shouldn’t be bothered by the affairs of humanity since life on the planet would outlive us by eons
Despot, you shouldn't shame Apple for their public humiliation kink
Edit: they've shut down their comments 🤣
They had too much. Their safe word was "censorship."
What really irks me is the fact that they could've made Grandma Nature an aged yet nurturing and purifying soul, and they squandered that!
Also, the fact that an environmentalist Apple commercial is absent of any apples adds to my disappointment...
Just want to say I'm glad I came across your channel.
After watching an old Cold War era PSA about propaganda, how to recognize it, and even that it should be studied, I stumble on your vids. Good stuff man.
In 2011 Obama Signed that years NDAA. In it was the smith-mundt modernazation act.
Which replaced the Smith-Mundt act enacted shortly after WWII. The Smith-Mundt act banned and made ALL propaganda in the US illegal.
Now, propaganda and even outright lies are perfectly legal in the US.
One of the MANY reasons I know Trump is just another tool. With all his crying about fake news, he could have fixed it with a stroke of a pen.
Now, NOTHING you see in the news or TV has to be truthful and it can be rife with psychological manipulation.
god, i LOVE being preached to by international banking cartels
OF COURSE! A black, heavyset female!!! I’m glad advertising only aims for a very select subset of society. Judging from the viral Meatball video, Apple is VERY popular with that particular group.
Morbidly Obese, not heavyset. The all black advertising is getting so bad that I am constantly sending these companies emails asking if their products can be used by white people because there are no white people on their web sites.
Actually considering most of Apple's fanbase is guilty White Liberals I would say they chose the perfect person to be Mother Nature lol.
And she's sassy and is incredibly wise and constantly drops truth bombs.
I don't think I would mind fat mother nature, in some cultures being thicc is sign of fertility (I think so). The biggest mistake is synthetic office outfit
Dayum, I feel like someone should pay you for a joke of this quality. sadly can't be me but, I hope I have blessed you with merely speaking the notion aloud.
I think the thing I'm most offended by is they turned Mother Nature into a Corporate Entity. She dresses and talks like someone who spends all their time in offices. She evens says she has been to multiple meetings that day.
That clip of the trainer getting in the phase of his student, actually hits on a universal level. Now that’s a boss, “How can I help you if you can’t stay committed?” Apple’s Mother Mature basically asks, “What are YOU doing for ME?”
This skit is nothing but an advertisement of their products to the champagne environmentalists.
>>That clip of the trainer getting in the phase of his student,
I just want to say this: if people think that Disney will shed its woke bs and become a family entertainment company again if it's ever bought out by Apple, they're gonna have a rude awakening. Exhibit A: this very video.
Luckily, I don't care about that trash
The rat's corporation can burn to hell, the less I care
The rotten fruit corporation too
Exhibit B: Apple TV's Foundation. Big fan of the books, took one look at the cast and ran away in the opposite direction...
Well, that's a depressing and entirely reasonable thought.
Even if companies shed the "progressive" skin, they would just replace it for whatever new cultural shift is happening, they couldn't care less for the political movement they promote.
Good point!
When the obnoxious and easy to please Apple fan boys are mocking the ad then you know its bad.
How many defunct lightning cables are clogging the guts of sea turtles right now? Now they have had to switch to the USB-C cable.
I thought she was wearing all black because, didn’t Steve Jobs always wear black turtlenecks? So you’ll look at this woman also, kinda wearing a black turtleneck and be like, “oh, Apple.”
quoting fight club while you're the company that sells unnecessary luxury products, oh the irony
>>quoting fight club
Tim Cook looks like as if AI designed a person
Badly designed. Maybe the data was all previous Ap*le media.
Haha! Nailed it!
Have you not seen Google AI?
That's Octavia Spencer. She's actually not a bad actress, believe it or not. She was great in Snowpiercer, and a pretty decent semi-antagonist in the movie "Luce." She's a good actress who's often wasted on woke films and projects like this one.
When I was in the army, we had a word for Dependent wives of a certain build: Dependopotamus.
That quote of "taking all carbon out of the atmosphere" was so funny xDDDD
Doing that would literally kill almost all plant live
It's almost like they're aliens or crab people, and are trying to make *our* atmosphere more to their liking...
@@marbellaotaiza801 reversed reptiloid theory 🤔
it would kill all life.
Not just the plants. It would turn earth into a barren lifeless rock. Maybe the oceans will survive? Those lifeforms that exist on the thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean might be fine.
As a massive environmentalist myself, thank you so much for this video.
Whether you think environmentalism is a cult of virtue signalers or whether you think nature needs protecting from the destructive excesses of human greed we can agree on something - giant corporations don't give a toss about it, and using it as a marketing tool is annoying as hell.
Same. I never had an issue with environmentalism. But it seems like they don't actually care. They will make regular civilians feel like they are impacting the environment. When it's big corps. All the way. Yet now they can sanitize their image and say they care about the earth. It's all about 💰
If there was more honesty in the conversation I would be more willing to participate.
@@torq21 not going to argue with that.
I long for the day that my fellow environmentalists are less preachy, obstinate, unpleasant, and actually understand that the world is way more complex than anyone understands.
Environmentalists and conservationists can be worked with. Environmental activists, not so much.
@@MikeM-go7hp I am guilty of being all of those things in my own communications. As time has gone by I realize that most people don't want to hear opposing opinions (generally that the world is more complex than anyone understands). On top of that I don't have the skills to communicate to them clearly anyway. Mostly I just keep it to myself.
The biggest crime in making mother nature as that is the sheer lack of creativity. She could've been dressed in some sort of red-yellow-brown outfit to represent Autumn or some form of nature wilting away. It could also have been grey clouds grey to symbolize some sort of dreary tone like "you're about to get an earful of misery." Instead, she straight up just looks like a corporate boss. Mother Nature could have worked as an older lady, but it just comes off as extremely lazy. In fact, anyone here could have been Mother Nature and the feel of Mother Nature in this ad would not have changed.
My favorit part is that no one notices that without carbon at the atmosphere there is no photosynthesis, just after they argue about nothing telling fat lady about how photosynthesis work.
Is this supposed to be relatable. So apple views us as obese, running late, slobbish, unshaven, poorly dressed and dim. Thanks apple!😂
The mobile phone of choice for posh silver spoon 'activists', the workshy, welfare state parasite and the lawless 'mostly peaceful' looter. A product for ALL irrespective of race or social class 😂. How's that for a social justice pitch to the Sheeple???
[Typically] Fat and disheveled nerds are the lifeblood of tech companies, after all. Some stereotypes hold a grain of truth. But they went whole hog, pun intended. They're really hammering it in that no athletic or slim people can have any say in tech. And of course, shove off, Paleface! You may have made it in the first place, but this is Modern Year™ so, you're not allowed to play Boss anymore, unless you're obviously the villain.
Liberal women are fat. Liberal men are effeminate.
body positivy, as long as you're not a 70year old grandma and a 40year old white man
40 year old white men are lame and outdated. 20 year old white men are toxic and evil. 10 year old white boys are toxic white men in training and need to be carefully observed and trained to make sure they're docile and insecure.
Obese black women are perfect angelic beings who never have anger issues or entitlement.
POSITIVITY!!
Yep. "Body positivity" just means "fat chicks".
@@BiggieTrismegistus Yep. Just goes to show how stupid women are. Imagine if they made a body positivity commercial with a fat guy. It would become a meme, and the men would disown that guy.
"Our aim is to permanently remove carbon in the atmosphere"
Trees will die if you do that Genius.
Carbon dioxide doesn't actually trap any real heat at a planetary level. It's H2O that does that, because it's by far the most abundant greenhouse gas, meanwhile CO2 is a very small fraction.
Ah yes Apple a clearly green, nature loving company. The makers of the iphone. The company sued for planned obsolescence. Sure is a green company
True. A company that produces its products in China, is not a company that cares about cleaning up the environment.
Some subliminal messaging you might have missed: Post menopausal Mother Nature (goddess of an already doomed planet) is dressed in all black like carbon, which happens to match Tim Cook's shirt. Also the pretty east Asian girl is breathless not because she's excited to meet Mother Nature like Santa Claus, she doesn't have to assemble any of the devices like her less lucky extended family.
What happened to your Robyn Hood video? I was partway through, and it got taken down before I could watch the rest. Did DirectX get it taken down, and if so, is there anywhere else I can watch it?
Sorry, YT has age restricted it, I am working on the issue presently.
Dude, your videos, are brilliant and soothing, therapeutic but long. Still they brilliantly address obvious things in front of us that we are not allowed to acknowledge
If there's any good coming out of Corporation Propaganda it's that it's fun to point and laugh at how bad it is.
The world doesn't belong to white men anymore. Your population is dwindling. America is just preparing for the population that's gonna be dominant in the future. Look at how quickly South Africa removed everything white.
Pointing and laughing at the person pushing your head under the water line 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@C21H30O2 Or maybe you're purposefully pulling up stuff you're not a fan of. This just exposes what you people are really afraid of. Your numbers are getting smaller and you don't want to lose relevance. Get Woke Go Broke is a myth. DCEU is not even woke yet its lost 7 box offices in a row. The West is falling
@@C21H30O2?
It fun to point and laugh at the status quo, for some reason I think jokesters are half the problem.
Unless it turns out that we are silicon based lifeforms we, and all of our agriculture is going to need that carbon.
*All* organic chemistry uses carbon.
@@BiggieTrismegistusand like half of non-organic
I’m pretty sure only the lifeforms surviving on thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean would survive.
I'll pause a moment to just congratulate you on your second to none usage of the beautiful english language, genuinely inspiring to listen to mate
If you permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere, does that include everything above the Earth's crust? There are a lot of things made from carbon... I've got some questions.
Reducing their iPhone boxes size by not including a charger anymore was their best environmental conscious move yet 👍🏻
How about using the same charger/cable standards as everybody else? Did they do it?
@@thibauthanson7670 Well, they didn't change their standards, but they were forced to do so by the European Union.
Yup, ao now all their customers can drive back to the store and buy a separately packaged product....that is not compatible with other similar products.
Let’s not mention how you need to buy 3 cables per phone because the cabling shreds itself with just daily use.
Not really because now you have to buy them separately which doubles the packaging requirements
In the case where instead of an apple not falling far from the tree, it's the apple contributing to the trees destruction and telling other apples they need to do better.
I am so thankful I took 3 semesters of "Current Issues in Rhetoric" in college. The year of the Watergate break in. Best education I ever got in how to analyse anything. Terrific content btw! subbed & shared
"...perhaps she's mourning for Father Nature..." ... I'm literally in tears from laughter. I swear to God my eyes watered....
As the wise George Carlin said, "Mother Nature is fine. It's the people that's screwed".
"Fucked". The word was "fucked". Trying to soften language quoting Carlin? Come on
@@Vasiliy9hellsblame CZcams, F words get comments sent to the void
@@burtreynolds8030no they fucking don’t lmao
Extinct animals: OH REALLY
@@dimitriwarchief301 yep. That Carlin's quote never made sense to me, so much of animal and plant species have gone extinct, but the planet is fine, sure.
Yeah, You just can’t put too many angry black ladies in commercials movies and TV shows. I absolutely can’t get enough of that gold.
Black women make about 6.5% of the US population. There's no more _overrepresented_ group in modern media.
Who doesn't love pushy, sassy black women with bad attitudes?
You can, one perpetually indignant black bitch is too much.
I am impressed that you are capable of making a such a long and surprisingly entertaining video. You must have loved English assignments at school)
they would never have a stereotypical skinny/short balding white man as a symbol of something cool, subversion. Its so unfair! We're always portrayed as creeps and pdos!
I bought my latest android phone 5 years ago for 180 dollars. I still looks brand new and works perfectly.
There is NO EXCUSE to buy an Apple product. Much less a new Apple product every second year.
>>Much less a new Apple product every second year.
When my cousins back home in Nam complain about Apple jobs like Americans complain about Amazon jobs...it's bad.
These are people that say Nike sweatshops are pretty good cause they give managers shoes.
Today I learned that Thanos is only half as evil as apple
The funny thing is that Octavia Spencer COULD pull off a mother nature look if she had, I dunno, a dress made of leaves or something. I've seen plenty of overweight Mother Natures, and I think that's okay as long as she looks, y'know, maternal.
Did mother nature go there to talk to them about their slave factories in Asia?
China at least is doing it to its own people.
They should be paid less, they'll produce less carbon that way.
Could have actually turned that line about completely removing carbon into a pretty funny joke about being over enthusiastic trying to please her to an absurd degree
My very first "red pill" moment was when I took a basic Marketing class back in 1994. I suggest every human on Earth take one. Great video!
Your use of the words "the asset" relating to body positivity is...perfection.
2:12 Do they not realize that carbon in the atmosphere makes the planet habitable?
It's yet another manufactured crisis disguised as virtuous, 'for the good of all' when in reality it is a political and financial power grab for the few. What better way to deceive citizens into lowering their living standards, sleepwalk into handing the government more power and kill off the 'serfs'???
So, Apple is trying to tell us they want to do something for the environment? I wonder how much it would actually be worth, if they supported customers in repairing their own devices instead of pushing for constant purchases of replacements?
Ooops, they must have forgotten about that
At least they fed mother nature and their 'diverse pretend employees' enough each to feed several cities 🤣
They could bring production back to the USA, and reduce their carbon footprint by 25%. Those huge cargo ships use a lot of fuel.
@@nerychristianDon't forget all the trucks and trains that drag that shit inland.
@@emilyadams3228 Or they could stop producing phones and tell people to use pay phones
Interesting how this add looks bad on the surface only to look worse on further inspection.
38:28 that had to be the funniest part of the ad just because of his emotionless reaction meme worthy face and the zoom in.
Love this video, the carbon call out was awesome
If the ad was about Skynet offering me Apple phone, it will be more believable.
Now i see why the floor was trembling under "Mother Nature" footsteps.
Did NOT expect to hear Turok 2 OST... I love you.
Great game, great OST.
That personal trainer (I guess?), kicking the doughnut from the man's hands really impressed me. Tough love baby, but love never the less.
Another great video by the way 👏
Mother Nature makes me want to go burn some tires.
Do it
Lol!
Mother nature is the dragon goddess of chaos: Tiemat. She doesn't want an explanation of photosynthesis, because then she'd have to answer why she didn't do a damn thing when it wiped out 99% of all life.
>>photosynthesis [...] when it wiped out 99% of all life
Tiamat is the ocean!
“Clean electricity”
I’d love to hear that one explained…
Tesla had a theory but the people who tun the electric companies had something to say about it and the feds confiscated all his research.
"Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere." I think Apple could probably afford to hire a few climatologists, who could have told them how scientific this writing is.
These giant companies are so out of touch it’s crazy
No. Their striking a vein they know they can mine.
Nah, they really are that delusional. Corporate structures are like cults. @@9bitjim
They know exactly what they’re doing, and exactly what they actually care about. The sad thing is more people eat this shit up than we want to admit. As long as someone in the world is dumb enough to believe that this campaign is genuine, large corporations like Apple, Disney, +everyone else on twitter and Facebook will continue to shove this propaganda out of their asses and into the throats of the rest of the country.
Why is mother nature dressed head to toe in black polyacrylic clothing? Doesn’t she know she couldn’t have a less environmentally friendly wardrobe if she made an effort?
No one in the room of supposedly educated people had a problem with “remove all carbon from the atmosphere”? A 3rd grader in a science class could dissect what’s wrong with that…
We’re doomed
Why did they dress Mother nature like if she was a crossover between Star Trek and the SS.
I love these disgusting pieces of cringy propaganda, if for no other reason than to be able to sit down and see what actually talent-minded CZcamsrs can do to them through wit and sarcasm. You, SIR, are brilliant.
It was spot on what you said, if apple really give a shit, they’d pay their Vietnamese workers a decent wage.
i just discovered your channel and love it. I've been binge watching your videos for the past 2 days and are almost half way through. MORE i say MORE! haha.
Hey Despot, what you think about Netflix making a series about the Battle of Clontarf? Excited by the idea?