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  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 Před rokem +30

    The bolter sounds so weak wtf lol it sounds like a .223

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před rokem +16

      Not gonna lie, I don’t like Warhammer, but as a gun owner myself if you think that the bolter in this sounds like an AR-15 firing .223 - you either need your ears thoroughly checked for damage or have never actually fired that gun.

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 Před rokem +5

      @@CRDubU wow you're nice

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před rokem +15

      Damn right! Make sure to take a coupon to get your 10 minutes back! :D

    • @aldimrmr4108
      @aldimrmr4108 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@CRDubU bruh 😂

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 Před 3 lety +698

    "I only have four bullets left"
    "THAT IS FOUR MORE HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    That is a phenomenal answer and very on point for a Space Marine

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Před 3 lety +3560

    I love how that one guardsman's friends tried to warn him about holding a bolter before he was executed for heresy

    • @immaturedemolitions8220
      @immaturedemolitions8220 Před 3 lety +124

      They tried, so thats worth something XD

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 Před 3 lety +12

      REPENT!

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 Před 3 lety +106

      He did accept a weapon blessed by the arch enemy willingly, pure heresy. The friend who tried to conspire with this heresy should be made a servitor as an example to the Regiment, thinking is not his strong suit clearly.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 Před 3 lety +18

      @@henriqueribeiro8167 this is fair.

    • @Northbravo
      @Northbravo Před 3 lety +11

      Man knows a bit of lore lol

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter Před 3 lety +3508

    guardsman: "i got 4 bullets in my gun..."
    me: ye, he should retreat and get more ammo.
    speesmahreen: "brother, that is 4 heretics you can kill!"
    me: hes got a point.

    • @MrJebudu
      @MrJebudu Před 3 lety +129

      fix bayonets but don't stop the artillery

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 Před 3 lety +53

      a space marine wouldn't refer to a guardsmen as brother.

    • @arcuserarc1201
      @arcuserarc1201 Před 3 lety +42

      @@redjaygaming9757 maybe a Salamander?

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 Před 3 lety +37

      @@redjaygaming9757 Probably "comrade" or just refer to them as brothers like "brothers in arms"

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 Před 3 lety +21

      @@arcuserarc1201 salamanders are kind but they don't view guardsmen as brothers.

  • @chaplainbarton6186
    @chaplainbarton6186 Před 3 lety +3619

    When a Skitarii dies, I guess their final words is Windows XP shutdown

    • @starred1096
      @starred1096 Před 3 lety +40

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew How can I disagree with such an amazing fact?

    • @rutrwer8220
      @rutrwer8220 Před 3 lety +7

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew Linux

    • @blitz4561
      @blitz4561 Před 3 lety +10

      Oh my god it all makes sense, STEVSN HAWKINS WAS A SKITARII

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber Před 3 lety +1

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      Early Longhorn Beta had a better startup and shutdown sound, though.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber Před 3 lety

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      You've obviously never heard Longhorn's startup and shutdown sounds, but I don't blame you - most of the early development builds are pretty obscure.

  • @ScaredShitlessable
    @ScaredShitlessable Před 3 lety +3752

    “The emperor does not want you stop trying to give your life!”
    Death Korps of Krieg: *Sad Gas Mask Noises*

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 Před 3 lety +286

      "Guardsman get back to your post."
      Kriegsman: "Negative my lord, there are heretics this way that have the audacity to be alive on the same planet as me."

    • @reeceshugrue6167
      @reeceshugrue6167 Před 3 lety +39

      Imperial Guardsman fatality rate: *0*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 Před 3 lety +39

      I did not want them I thank my space marines for preventing me to have to take them. However we will need them for the tyranads...

    • @kreigofthekrops8670
      @kreigofthekrops8670 Před 3 lety +18

      Sad gas mask noises*

    • @omegon39
      @omegon39 Před 3 lety +4

      happy*

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 Před 3 lety +2718

    "BLAST THE GUARDSMAN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!" Some Imperial Fist that wanted to be a Grey Knight but wasn't a psyker.

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 Před 3 lety +146

      In the closet Black Templar

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 Před 3 lety +72

      It's barely canon as well at this point given that half the fucking imperium is split by a giant warp rift :P

    • @mylesaway2566
      @mylesaway2566 Před 3 lety +4

      😂

    • @Cynocehali
      @Cynocehali Před 3 lety +1

      lolol!

    • @segolar
      @segolar Před 3 lety +51

      Funniest thing is that as Cadian Guardsmen the are VERY well aware of Chaos

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer Před 3 lety +1021

    In my experience it's never a particularly good sign when an Astartes starts a sentence with "It's not heretical if-".

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le Před 3 lety +105

      Do you want corruption and chaos space marines? Because that's how you get corruption and chaos space marines.

    • @kato1kalin
      @kato1kalin Před 3 lety +48

      The codec astarte does not support this action

    • @mahoganydoughnut6082
      @mahoganydoughnut6082 Před 3 lety +57

      @@kato1kalin
      NO
      ~SPACE BOOK

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 Před 3 lety +37

      "Its not heretical if I kill The Emperor and take over..."
      "But the space book says we cant"
      "WELL I CANT READ!"

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 Před 3 lety +16

      @@mahoganydoughnut6082 *the space book says this is b a d*

  • @i_am_the_monkey_king
    @i_am_the_monkey_king Před 3 lety +2141

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *multiple Bolters firing at one IG*
    A Space Marine does not know the concept of Over Kill.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard Před 3 lety +87

      It's only "Open fire" and "I need to reload".

    • @thescholarlychronicler1805
      @thescholarlychronicler1805 Před 3 lety +8

      There is no such concept to their minds.

    • @Qwufi
      @Qwufi Před 3 lety +5

      Though it meant to be funny that was kinda awesome to be honest.

    • @arielfetters5662
      @arielfetters5662 Před 3 lety +29

      Ah yes, overkill. An ancient concept from the dark days before the Emperor, it was later replaced by the words 'proper applications of available firepower'.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 Před 3 lety +18

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL... oh wait, wrong franchise

  • @imalemon6626
    @imalemon6626 Před 2 lety +326

    "Sir, the Space Marines are all in one piece, but 3 quarters of the Guardsmen and Skitarii were blown in half."
    "What else is new?"
    "By the space marines."
    "WHAT ELSE IS NEW?"

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz Před 3 lety +1287

    0:20 "What the fuck was that?"
    The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +142

      This one got me to laugh pretty hard.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog Před 3 lety +56

      * sounds of a space marine falling out of the sky and hitting some poor guardsmen at mach 5 and crushing him like a meat soda can *

    • @WarmageGarrison
      @WarmageGarrison Před 3 lety +12

      Highly underrated comment right here

    • @Lobertherp
      @Lobertherp Před 3 lety +9

      Thank you commander boreale!

    • @jare3459
      @jare3459 Před 3 lety +6

      That is what not staying clear of the drop pod lunching area isn't be followed

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Před 3 lety +584

    Master Chief: *Survives falling into a planet from orbit.*
    Space Marine: "Lemme try that!"

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Před 3 lety +34

      You know assuming said marine has a jump pack they totally can survive the re-entry...and if they don't their armor will.

    • @vulkanXVII
      @vulkanXVII Před 3 lety +11

      a spartan would never survive that neither would a space marine but the armour would as shining said

    • @catlord9001
      @catlord9001 Před 3 lety +42

      @@vulkanXVII And then there's Vulkan, who can survive that kind of thing while naked. After getting tortured constantly for several months. After getting carpet-nuked.

    • @Chaoslordx13
      @Chaoslordx13 Před 3 lety +18

      Lore wise assault marines do this on the regular and terminators can too.

    • @brandonbrown6922
      @brandonbrown6922 Před 3 lety +22

      @@catlord9001 No he can't 'survive' that. It will certainly kill him.
      The fact that he won't stay dead doesn't stop that.

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +1022

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *Four bolters starts emptying clips*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 Před 3 lety +20

      Heresy of the highest order if only I had the power to give them flamers!!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +24

      @Quiet&Angry The standard ammunition receptacle for bolters are referred to in codexes as both a clip, or magazines. So cease your anger and commence your quiet.

    • @oter1237
      @oter1237 Před 3 lety +13

      @@insaincaldo that doesn't make clip the right word, a clip is.. a clip.. a magazine is a containment unit for ammunition, clips are... tiny clips...

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +10

      @@oter1237 Not my fault, not my problem. If that is right in their world, who am I to push up my figurative grasses and question the lore man?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin Před 3 lety +5

      @@oter1237 *The Codex Astartes does not support your definition.*

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 Před 3 lety +851

    "GET IN THE CAR!!!"
    "I only got 4 bullets for my gun!"
    "I DO NOT CARE GET INTO THE CAR!!!"
    "BROTHER that is 4 heretics YOU CAN KILL!"
    That man is speaking facts right there.

  • @rwyland
    @rwyland Před 3 lety +822

    *windows xp shutdown sounds*
    Ah I see the ancient tech of the skitarii has crashed. May he find his toasters in the great sky kitchen of the emperor.

  • @GuninGames
    @GuninGames Před 3 lety +235

    1:17 how to win an argument with a space marine

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 Před 3 lety +47

      Instructions unclear, I have been blown in half.

    • @strikerdoc_4205
      @strikerdoc_4205 Před 3 lety +19

      But it true tho, we are but meat sacs and they have 300 pounds thick in metal around ever inch of there bodys so like stfu your a walking tank.

  • @metalcotton4656
    @metalcotton4656 Před 3 lety +461

    Not shown: The Imperial Fist turning off his voice modifier and immediately reverting to an increasingly apologetic SwaggerSouls after accidentally shooting an advancing friendly.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +118

      FUCK OUTTA HERE COTTON, GIVIN AWAY SECRETS

  • @pilotj9467
    @pilotj9467 Před 4 lety +1101

    Nobody:
    Slaanesh Demons: 1:44

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +99

      *Blam*

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 Před 3 lety +128

      I love how he just casually turned, wasted the Guardsman, and then turned back. Like he was just taking out the trash.

    • @zachk9491
      @zachk9491 Před 3 lety +14

      Slaanesh Big Titty just tryna to sway the odd ones

    • @enannoter
      @enannoter Před 3 lety +28

      Thank god no inquisitor was near by or the entire planet would been blown by exterminatus

    • @ajspin2642
      @ajspin2642 Před 3 lety +10

      ALA-KABLAM!

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 Před 3 lety +124

    “Death is not merely the end of your journey, it’s your glorious finale” words to die by

  • @Yahuaa
    @Yahuaa Před 3 lety +139

    5:15 Mechanicus didn't steal shit! We reclaimed a holy relic.

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 Před 2 lety +6

      (Gets blamed by a bolter)

    • @Yahuaa
      @Yahuaa Před 2 lety +3

      @@natecondy6193 Ba…. nana…. (Windows Shutdown)

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Před 2 lety +1

      .... *sighs* And that is why I stay away from most space marine polotics

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 Před 3 lety +112

    4:20 What it sounds like when a techpriest yawns.

  • @truthfulkarl
    @truthfulkarl Před 4 lety +1067

    you have 4 rounds left?
    YOU STILL HAVE A BAYONET, CHARGE!

    • @platycryptusundatus7144
      @platycryptusundatus7144 Před 3 lety +19

      The Death Korps of Krieg would be ashamed of him

    • @Ulfsark1602
      @Ulfsark1602 Před 3 lety +8

      More than enough for any task.

    • @truthfulkarl
      @truthfulkarl Před 3 lety +7

      @@Ulfsark1602 exactly, their only duty is to die for the emperor, We of the Krieg Death Korp know this

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 3 lety +4

      @cheese and crackers Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon!

    • @Hollow-Eyes
      @Hollow-Eyes Před 3 lety +3

      YOU STILL HAVE HANDS BROTHER. WHEN THEY BLOW OFF YOUR ARMS THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU USE YOUR TEETH!

  • @tdvwest9514
    @tdvwest9514 Před 3 lety +248

    1:18 I wonder if a guardsmen ever snapped and said this to a space marine in lore.

    • @zengen1432
      @zengen1432 Před 3 lety +74

      Lol I'd like to imagine that happened but let's be honest if that did happen the guardsman would be so fucking dead

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 Před 3 lety +50

      @@zengen1432 That or promoted

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Před 3 lety +50

      Salamander: “you know... he has a point”
      Tu’Shan: “buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn ahahahahaa!!”

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 Před 2 lety +24

      Most of the space marines:WTF did you just call me you little shit!?

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 Před 3 lety +99

    0:17 when your ready to kill the heretics but forgot your not in a drop pod

  • @Naurfae
    @Naurfae Před 3 lety +35

    *performs first aid on a skitarii*
    "Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

    • @luangomes2431
      @luangomes2431 Před 3 lety +1

      Wait so basicaly if i treat them like a computer when they malfuction and hit them they will work with more effiency

  • @FrankieMankie
    @FrankieMankie Před 3 lety +571

    You literally killed more friendlies than enemies xD

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng Před 3 lety +105

      Sounds about right for some of the inquisitors.

    • @deanmckellar619
      @deanmckellar619 Před 3 lety +92

      They became enemies themselves when they turned their back on the Imperium of Man!

    • @fjrapper436
      @fjrapper436 Před 3 lety +36

      No no what you meant to say is that you killed more heretics

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Před 3 lety +36

      That is just the game being unable to distinguish friend from heretic. "INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING."

    • @Dadecorban
      @Dadecorban Před 3 lety

      were they though...

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja Před 2 lety +41

    Hearing the Skitarii shout "For the emperor!" in the background at 02:45 was adorable

  • @user-nf7mv1sw6b
    @user-nf7mv1sw6b Před 3 lety +121

    3:43 i just love how this situation can be perfectly be in WH40K

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 Před 3 lety +78

    "Brother...
    That is FOUR HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    Such a warhammer thing to say 🤣🤣🤣

  • @canadianbean6736
    @canadianbean6736 Před 4 lety +900

    *Incoherent Spanish*

  • @nicolascoast9653
    @nicolascoast9653 Před 3 lety +358

    Hmmmmm I never knew that the Imperial Fist Chapter can recruit commisars into their ranks, well I mean look at this space marine, his past life muscle memory are kicking in, executing guardsman like its second nature

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +41

      We take *preacautions*

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Před 3 lety +13

      I think this was some kind of testing squad of the imperial fists which only consisted of ex-commisars

    • @ranger3576
      @ranger3576 Před 2 lety +1

      It ain’t training. Just Genetics. Commissars aren’t trained, they’re just born with a need to kill Guardsmen. Except the ones in the Krieg corps. They don’t get the chance.

    • @telurbiru1711
      @telurbiru1711 Před 2 lety

      They aren't just for killing coward guardsmen, they are also for keeping morale high and making people loyal to the imperium in the darkest times

  • @starflarethewizard1490
    @starflarethewizard1490 Před 3 lety +35

    4:20
    The sound of a Toaster-Collector shutting down

  • @dangerouslysafe3
    @dangerouslysafe3 Před 3 lety +116

    0:16 As you can see, early tests of the widely famous "Deepstrike" stratagem were often met with disastrous results....

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 Před 3 lety +92

    “Well this is awkward... BLAST THE GUARDSMEN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!”
    I haven’t laughed this hard in forever!

  • @godssilliestclown8862
    @godssilliestclown8862 Před 3 lety +56

    3:30 stunningly immersive role-playing

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 Před 3 lety +297

    Fun fact: the Salamanders Chapter are known to Care for Guards Men.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před 3 lety +17

      They's the ones that like burning shit right
      I'm not well versed in Warhammer lore

    • @AM-ep1rv
      @AM-ep1rv Před 3 lety +1

      @@atomicbuttocks and the black ones

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu Před 3 lety +3

      Space wolves and the lemntors too

    • @ab14967
      @ab14967 Před 3 lety +9

      @@atomicbuttocks Yup. Their answer to dealing with anything in general? Flamers, Heavy Flamers.

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute Před 2 lety +2

      The fists however are not.

  • @ivankrasnov2766
    @ivankrasnov2766 Před 3 lety +43

    Ah yes. A real Imperial footage.
    10% fighting xenos. 90% shooting each other.

  • @Grayhem1136
    @Grayhem1136 Před 3 lety +80

    99% Casualty Rating - Success.

  • @weasel003gaming7
    @weasel003gaming7 Před 3 lety +48

    1:17 the best line to an Astartes related to Warhammer I've ever heard XD

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 Před 3 lety +83

    Those Skitarii are embracing *The Jawa instinct*.

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 Před 3 lety +4

      Now that you mention it, they do look like Jawas.🤣🤣👍

  • @Standingcrown
    @Standingcrown Před 3 lety +31

    0:17 *FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD!*

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 Před 2 lety +1

      0:40 (hears screaming) space marine hits the ground with the energy of a small nuke

  • @user-ps9dg9ww8p
    @user-ps9dg9ww8p Před 3 lety +152

    2:30 - A strategic position is being captured!

  • @CheezeWuz
    @CheezeWuz Před 3 lety +20

    "if you all collected the Emperor's treadmills more maybe you could keep up"
    GOLD pure GOLD

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy Před 2 lety +10

    2:07 gets me every time.

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  Před 2 lety +618

    "What happened to the end music?"
    It got copyright claimed, so I substituted it. Found out that since this video was uploaded, UMG's claim earned them over $5K off my video, and since this damned thing gets reuploaded without credit on multiple platforms anyway and I frankly need the money, the song was replaced to make the video monetizer-friendly. Thanks for understanding, sorry if I come off as another prick complaining from a high tower, but I don't make much money as a civil servant, and this move helps buy groceries.

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin Před 2 lety +51

      it's all good, everyone knows that this platform is a struggle when it comes to monetization, and it's perfectly understandable to try and avoid copyright or edit out copyrighted parts to avoid demonetization.

    • @jobRobbemond
      @jobRobbemond Před 2 lety +10

      A real shame you had to remove it, but glad that you found an alternative solution. Sounds like a pain to deal with honestly.

    • @sharkie0042
      @sharkie0042 Před 2 lety +8

      Ah so that’s why you reappeared in my recommendations. Because CZcams seems to like you again

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv Před 2 lety +5

      I don't see yellow marks on the bar?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 2 lety +11

      @@BrunoSantos-jp1lv Mid-roll ads are only available for vids over 8 minutes in length. I can only use pre-and-post-roll ads.

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper Před 3 lety +19

    1:16 the one voice of reason of the imperial guardsmen

  • @E6PO1
    @E6PO1 Před 3 lety +51

    I literally lol’d when the three Space marines just unload their entire magazines into the heretics corpse. Can’t be a heretic if you’re disintegrated.

  • @AlshainFR
    @AlshainFR Před 3 lety +29

    1:45 Considering they're Imperial Fists, they probably are

  • @fallenwayward
    @fallenwayward Před 3 lety +48

    Omg i started dying at 1:14, and never caught my breath

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 Před 3 lety +116

    Coming from Rimmy's 40k videos, this looks so much better. God damn I love the banter. Also feels a bit more lax, like everyone knows they are there to be big metal banana's, cannon fodder, and toasters, and just have fun.
    Also, 5:00 that is the first time I've heard a Space Marine in actual panic xD

    • @GovernmentMuffins
      @GovernmentMuffins Před 3 lety +24

      The problem with watching rimmys videos is that he's 90% of the time commanding the op so they tend to not fuck around as much. But if you watch stream vods from some of the squad leaders or just random people we tend to fuck around a lot. Also you cant really clap friendlies as much because the Cadian uses ace and not vanilla so it can be a pain/time consuming to get them back up.

  • @aerialace2562
    @aerialace2562 Před 4 lety +430

    Please for the love of god make more

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 4 lety +52

      Don't worry, I ain't done with these operation videos yet! Just trying to get the next episode of Stateside out before I do more op videos.

    • @aerialace2562
      @aerialace2562 Před 4 lety +6

      C R DubU can’t wait I love it when your a space marine

    • @SunbroSquirrel
      @SunbroSquirrel Před 3 lety +14

      For the love of the emperor*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 Před 3 lety +5

      For the love of what? Do we have a heretic in our midst?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 Před 3 lety +2

      @@newatlantic7228 no clearly the shit that lorgar wrote said that you were a god so it makes sense!!!!!!!!! no heresy!!!!!!

  • @vlasbaranyuk5663
    @vlasbaranyuk5663 Před rokem +6

    The amount of friendly fire is lore accurate…

  • @justayoutuberforfun3640
    @justayoutuberforfun3640 Před 3 lety +11

    I love how at 0:44 you can just hear his screams before the cut to his body sitting between the three of them.

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari Před 3 lety +47

    5:31 See this is why you don't touch heretic weapons. The whole company falls to Chaos.

  • @TheAutoman217
    @TheAutoman217 Před 3 lety +12

    "Shut up! You're a walking tank!" -Guardsman to Space Marine

  • @kuradamax
    @kuradamax Před 3 lety +57

    2:59
    Space Marine: **sees an Executioner Plasma Cannon through his scope** "SHOOT THAT ONE"
    yep, that checks out

  • @speedhalo5428
    @speedhalo5428 Před 3 lety +50

    0:16 I can't stop laughing

  • @cmxcvi.v
    @cmxcvi.v Před 3 lety +455

    "I saw the kitchen in the sky, there is tosters everywhere" - this one just break me for like a minute.
    OMG 310 Likes TY BOIS!

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 Před 3 lety +1849

    I don't why, but just seeing Imperial Fist Astartes yell at some random Skitarii boys was very amusing.
    EDIT: Alright, how the hell did this accumulate over 1K likes? Not complaining, but I am confused that many people agree with me.

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 Před 3 lety +37

      All we need is a very suggestive dreadnoughg custodian

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra Před 3 lety +22

      Indeed. Skitarii are funny . . . They have robot toes . . .

    • @leion800
      @leion800 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ThePraetorianOfTerra are you proud of boy's recent antics?

    • @sethomeara9599
      @sethomeara9599 Před 3 lety +6

      Rogal Dorn skitarii are not funny, they are skitarii

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra Před 3 lety +13

      They are funny . . . to me

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +1290

    FAQ:
    Q: "What game/mod is this?"
    A: The game is called Arma 3, released in 2013 and still well-alive today thanks to the modding communities. While I do not have the full specific mod list as this op was months ago, the big Warhammer 40K mod I'd recommend is "GrimDark Armory," however there are many others available as well.
    Q: "What voice changer did you use?"
    A: I use the program "VoiceMod Pro", costs a one-time fee of $20 and gives good quality changers. The specific voice use for the Space Marine is catalogued "Cs ct" in the program. This voice changer was also used in my SCP: Secret Laboratory video.
    Q: "What unit is this and can I join?"
    A: So this is where the story gets a bit complicated. Due to disagreements, I've since left the Arma 3 group featured in this video and am no longer associated with them - however I can still say that despite my reasons for leaving they are a good group of people. Their name is "Ignis Corp" and if you'd be interested in joining them, you can find their Discord linked in the description of this video. Ignis Corp is a worthy Arma 3 public group of quality people right up there with the Cadian XXth, TMTM, and TSB Gamers. If you join them from my videos, let 'em know I sent ya.
    Q: "When's the next video?"
    A: When I make it. That might sound like a cop-out answer, but there really is no upload schedule. I work as a full-time 911 dispatcher at my local sheriff’s office, and my schedule fluctuates between 40 hours/week or more depending on what they need, so I work on videos when I have the time and motivation. If you see me upload 3 videos in two weeks then go silent for two months, this is why. I'm not dead and I have not given up on making videos - I enjoy this *waaaaay* too much to do either.
    Q: "Can you make a video playing as [insert 40K faction/Space Marine chapter]? That'd be really cool!"
    A: Most likely no. I'm honestly not much of a fan of Warhammer 40K overall (it's not that I dislike it, it's just not my cup of tea) and I like playing games that aren't Arma 3, so please don't expect this to be my regular content. I won't blame you for leaving if you're just here for Warhammer, but if you watched for my over-edited video style and comedic group banter, I can happily say you'll enjoy the rest of my content.
    Thanks for reading this! If you have any questions that I didn't answer, feel free to let me know and I'll do my best to answer! Glad ya'll stopped by!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +37

      @KR Prepare for a big-ass wall of text:
      Like I said, it's not that I _dislike_ 40K, it just isn't my cup of tea. Warhammer is not bad, but it's also built on the premise of being awesome over making sense, like much of the fantasy that inspired it.
      I'm a person who gets a kick out of studying how fictional societies function and could realistically operate. What's their logistics network like to get supplies to-and-from? How exactly is morale and order kept in the armed forces? What's the economic policies that allow the military industrial complex to flourish? What do civilians believe and feel? What reason do people have to fight and die, their motivations?
      Warhammer (in my opinion) suffers logically from being a "grim dark" story - much like the SCP Foundation, things are prioritized when written to be badass and cause misery-and-suffering and to be _dark_ more than they are written to make sense. Does that make 40K fans stupid or otherwise bad for enjoying it? Not at all, like previously said, Warhammer is built first-and-foremost to be awesome, and it does this well. If you can overlook all the logical and "realism" problems then more power to ya - _I_ just have a really hard time enjoying it.
      I could honestly make an entire 30 minute video essay explaining my problems with 40K's writing and universe, but I try to respect others' rights to enjoy something that I-myself don't, and I also don't want the drama. I already have 40K lore aficionados upset with _this video_ because we didn't abide by the lore while playing, and while that is a minority of the 40K community, they're loud enough that it persuades me to kinda avoid the franchise entirely - whether interacting positively or critically.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 Před 3 lety +7

      Question: Why do the Spae Marines have their heads in their crotches?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +13

      @Cillian Moran No idea. Arma 3 (and subsequently the mods made for it) are wacky and unstable, so it probably has to do with that. I don’t really understand the technical side of things enough to properly explain it.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 Před 3 lety +5

      @@CRDubU Thanks. It's been noticed in other Arma vids on Warhammer too. ( Rimmy's vid called "The Guard, Space Marines and Navy" and "Taniths First and Only". It never really was explained.

    • @mr.badnade3309
      @mr.badnade3309 Před 3 lety +5

      @@CRDubU It's because the space marine head is supposed to be set for the player in the profile. The Space Marine is a new skeleton which requires a custom head in this case. If you don't use one, you get the head in the crotch problem. It is stated in the mods description if I recall. Also I recommend using Imperial Conquest over Grimdark Armory. The IG uniforms look so much better and have other IG units (Tempestus Scion and Steel Legion at the moment).

  • @TheBonesMalone
    @TheBonesMalone Před 3 lety +8

    "Half of the Imperium's funding comes from WIKIPEDIA, the free online Encyclopedia that anyone can edit Gordon!"

  • @user-ps9dg9ww8p
    @user-ps9dg9ww8p Před 3 lety +8

    0:18 - What the f*ck is that?
    - Marines squad deploit!

  • @joshuapaulbrusola3484
    @joshuapaulbrusola3484 Před 4 lety +69

    I laughed so hard when they prayed and the space marine said "Amen" hahaha
    also the end was accurate kill the guardsmen for they know of chaos hahaha 😂😂

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra Před 3 lety +52

    This, was truly glorious . . . I approve.

  • @aquapb893
    @aquapb893 Před 3 lety +22

    1:42 someone’s been talking to the Dark Eldar a bit too much...

  • @chipman1589
    @chipman1589 Před 3 lety +29

    I did not see my brothers fortifying their positions..... my normal calm has now been compromised

  • @marinesinspace6253
    @marinesinspace6253 Před 3 lety +50

    Glorious opportunity missed.
    *Windows noise*
    "Skitarii down!"

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 Před 3 lety +3

    “Execute the Mechanicus!”
    Off in the distance you hear, *Boom, Boom, Boom Boom*

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431

    'Windows boot up noise happens'
    Immediately suspects the skiitari

  • @el-fantasma21
    @el-fantasma21 Před 3 lety +14

    2:27 that was fucking perfect comedic timing hahaha, especially with the music gj

  • @ZAID2041
    @ZAID2041 Před 3 lety +21

    I like how the space marine is like guardsmen you may be broken but you’re well to fight is still strong: he is saying that and the enemy are shooting at he
    One of the guardsmen : of course you can say that you are not the one who wearing a tank armor after all

  • @logosicon
    @logosicon Před 3 lety +3

    5:05 "noooo! toaster!
    I don't know why I find this funny....but it is what it is.
    FOR THE EMPEROR!!

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka Před 3 lety +2

    Great Kitchen in the sky comment got me giggling uncontrollably at 1:30 at night.

  • @chestnut4860
    @chestnut4860 Před 10 měsíci +3

    That bit with the skitarii looting a fallen spacemarine for tek and the other marine getting mad at them was extremely in character.

  • @velstro
    @velstro Před 4 lety +29

    I've never seen this side of the Fists before.
    *I like it.*

  • @StaticDisplay
    @StaticDisplay Před 3 lety +9

    I saw RubixRaptor's vid of this operation and I thought to myself "The Astartes seem to be having a lot of fun". Super awesome to see it from your perspective!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks! Happy to know that it’s just as fun to watch from my perspective after his!

  • @dksilvers1759
    @dksilvers1759 Před 3 lety +6

    1:02 *Astartes Mood*

  • @ImperialCoffee769
    @ImperialCoffee769 Před rokem +3

    This was fun to watch despite seeing it like 5 times now

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s Před 3 lety +23

    That was epic levels of roleplay right there xD

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 Před 3 lety +3

    "The emperor does not want you stop trying to give your life" is probably the most underrated line in this thing. So Good.

  • @imperialguardsmen7205
    @imperialguardsmen7205 Před 3 lety +3

    "well this is awkward....BLAST THE GUARDSMEN THEY KNOW IM CHAOS"!
    (Alpharius Lives!!!)

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 Před 3 lety +5

    2:18 So when scitaris dies. They go grate kitchen, where they have 72 toasters?

  • @gearsofwolf
    @gearsofwolf Před 3 lety +8

    "They have Robot toes!"
    "They have robot toes Yes!"

  • @barrybadman4624
    @barrybadman4624 Před 3 lety +6

    I did not realise the last thing he says is "the guardsman blast them they know of Chaos!" It's just so 40K! Spend forever fighting against chaos and then your own side kills you because you know about it because you fought against it for them

  • @Bill.Papadakis
    @Bill.Papadakis Před 3 lety +2

    "shut the fuck up,you are a walking tank"
    EMPEROR KNOWS how many guardsmen want to tell that to a space marine

  • @saucynaut
    @saucynaut Před 3 lety +5

    I was waiting for the quote at 2:40 (The Fallen Shall Be Forever Remembered As The Emperor's Finest)

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 Před 3 lety +9

    0:14
    It what happened when you don't stay clear to the drop pod being fired out

  • @jonjaystewart
    @jonjaystewart Před rokem +2

    The cripplingly sarcastic space marines just kill me

  • @Robdoggierob
    @Robdoggierob Před 3 lety +1

    You need to do more of these. This was 100% amazing!

  • @brunocobos6646
    @brunocobos6646 Před 3 lety +11

    Helsreach in a Nutshell
    1:11

  • @GrandMoffSilvey
    @GrandMoffSilvey Před 3 lety +20

    "I cry out for troops and you give me rhetoric - I plead for ammunition and you give me speeches - I ask you again, Commander, what can you pledge me?"
    "A heroic death, Captain."

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans Před rokem +2

    This is just Imperial Fists trying to herd Guardsmen and Skitari

  • @Meanslicer43
    @Meanslicer43 Před rokem +1

    I am taking such a dive through your channel and I have finally found a video of your Igniscorp shenanigans that I've already seen from another perspective. this is amazing.

  • @yordlejay6820
    @yordlejay6820 Před 3 lety +4

    I need more of this. This was amazing

  • @andreklinge4052
    @andreklinge4052 Před 3 lety +8

    *Hears windows sound*
    ''Dubu looking at Skitarii'' XD

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal Před 3 lety +2

    0:17 For a Brick, he flew pretty good.

  • @Amazar01
    @Amazar01 Před 3 lety +2

    2:42 Well, never heard a Military Prayer (or any other) end that way... :-)

  • @cherryogurt8163
    @cherryogurt8163 Před 2 lety +3

    1:45 clear signs of slaanesh's corruption

  • @andro_nautic8964
    @andro_nautic8964 Před 3 lety +5

    2:48 to 3:45 im dead laughing. I love these vids
    You make a good space marine.

  • @lolgamer6466
    @lolgamer6466 Před 2 lety +1

    I just have to say this was one of the best laughs I’ve had in a while. Watching this was more than enjoyable! Great content!