No. 45 Conspicuously Absent As Ex-Presidents Band Together For Vaccine PSA

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  • Never one to share the spotlight willingly, our 45th president didn't appear with his fellow ex-presidents in a vaccine PSA, but he did issue a pathetic tweet-sized statement begging to be remembered. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • @mysillyusername
    @mysillyusername Před 3 lety +125

    "We all remember where we were when the pandemic started, because we're still there."
    Made my week.

  • @mikakestudios5891
    @mikakestudios5891 Před 3 lety +690

    Veterinarians are probably the most suitable to deal with the anti-vac crowd. They are used to their patients biting them.

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 Před 3 lety +30

      Good point!

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww Před 3 lety +25

      OOOOooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 UNDERRATED COMMENT!! I love it!

    • @elken16
      @elken16 Před 3 lety +17

      🤣🤣I love this comment so much

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie Před 3 lety +33

      And also shitting in the offices of people trying to do important work on their behalf.
      (Again, so sorry for my poodle puppy, doc! I swear she's usually much better behaved than a MAGAt)

    • @devildoll1678
      @devildoll1678 Před 3 lety +21

      That wins zinger of the year. Good job.

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn Před 3 lety +130

    How does someone demand credit for the solution to a problem they insisted was never a problem to begin with?

    • @victoriabishop1057
      @victoriabishop1057 Před 3 lety +6

      that is called alternative truth [a fat lie]

    • @victoriabishop1057
      @victoriabishop1057 Před 3 lety +1

      @Black Lives Don't Matter Yes my dear if you say so!!!!

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn Před 3 lety +8

      @Black Lives Don't Matter First off, I don't even live in the US, so this is only an outsiders perspective. Second, I don't think someone with a user name like that would have a valid opinion in the 21st century.

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature Před 3 lety +3

      Yes , more people voted for tRump than had previously voted for Obama , But more people voted for Biden than for tRump in 2020 . Trump legitimately lost the 2020 election and then threw temper tantrums over that. Then tried to get various government officials to overturn results . Then encouraged open rebellion as against the duly elected government and that’s what got him silenced on the internet. Trump is guilty of treason .

    • @mckenzie.8653
      @mckenzie.8653 Před 3 lety +3

      @Black Lives Don't Matter no one cares TROLL

  • @happysmith6666
    @happysmith6666 Před 3 lety +30

    My personal pandemic pros: I had steady income. I didn’t lose my job, I was able to pay the basic bills. Cons: My mental and physical health are worse than they’ve ever been. I took 4 pay cuts and can barely keep myself afloat. I’m struggling to understand why I need to continue to get up every day. My income has gotten so tight (while my employer used the pandemic to both justify raising rates for our clients while also cutting pay to all employees) that the smallest unanticipated bill wrecks me. I am so exhausted.

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 Před 3 lety +5

      Dear Happy; i know what you mean, dude. I, like you, also have all the basics covered. But oh my god the last year aged me by ten years. I am a shell of the person I was a year ago. He fucked us but good.

    • @sewfantastic7257
      @sewfantastic7257 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AyeCarumba221 He may have fuck us, but he didn't beat us by getting him out of office we stopped that from happening. Now let's win and send his ass to jail.it wouldn't have lasted so lost if not for people like Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell. They knew he was bad, they knew he was wrong and they knew he wasn't capable of being president of his own Business how could he be president of the United States he wasn't qualified for the job.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety +3

      Sorry dude...it's been a nightmare for me, too, even though I as well at least have the basics covered. I was unemployed for the summer but managed to get back pay unemployment for most of it (although I missed out on the best pandemic bonus pay). My cat got cancer, my apartment flooded, and the year-plus of isolation (I essentially live alone) has been killing my soul. We just have to hang in there...better times are ahead! They have to be!

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 Před 3 lety +2

      @@deprofundis3293 Dear Depo; yeah sorry to hear all that. Killing of your soul is a good description. Mine is almost completely dead. Amputation of my spirit, as Al Pacino once said. In that regard, trump may have won. I’m trying like the dickens to get it back. Good luck to us both.

    • @HWolfe
      @HWolfe Před 3 lety +1

      I know....I know my fellow person, hang in there...physically and mentally I am screwed.
      I pray, so my hope isn’t for this shitty world to get any better.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 3 lety +768

    So now he's just putting his tweets on "official" letterhead and sending them out?
    Now that is just sad. 😅😂

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 Před 3 lety +67

      Sad in a satisfying way 😂😂😂

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 Před 3 lety +83

      I heard the messages are carried by pigeons and are now known as "coups" rather than tweets.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 3 lety +29

      @@tselengbotlhole750 Sad for him. Smugly satisfying for the rest of us. 😛😝

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 Před 3 lety +5

      Ro G absolutely 😂😂😂

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 Před 3 lety +2

      Jason Arthurs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @endalynch
    @endalynch Před 3 lety +59

    A year or his best monologues and his wife’s brilliant laugh!

  • @rchukran
    @rchukran Před 3 lety +4

    I love the short but sweet term "45" for "our Ex". I will adopt it for all my correspondence. He is now "just a number".

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 Před 3 lety +1

      And we’re all hoping that his number will be increased in length, and preceded by the word “Inmate”...🤞😀🤞
      All the best. 👍😀

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation Před 3 lety +25

    i think hearing the one guys sincere laughter behind the camera feels more satisfying than the whole studio audience laughing on cue.

    • @grants5554
      @grants5554 Před 3 lety

      that should give you an idea of how well liked Colbert is. The only people who watch his show are sad foreigners.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 2 lety

      @@grants5554 shut up.

    • @grants5554
      @grants5554 Před 2 lety

      @@sillygoose635 it's true

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 Před 3 lety +66

    America needs to take out a restraining order on its last ex. 🤣

  • @useth3forceforgood
    @useth3forceforgood Před 3 lety +44

    He’s killing it tonight 😂🤣
    I actually prefer hearing only three people laugh at his jokes instead of a crowd for some reason.

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood Před 3 lety +4

      @Smileyrie.yeppoon Um, no. I think it’s because I have social anxiety disorder and crowds freak me out lol. Also, who would force a laugh at Colbert?

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 Před 3 lety

      You must watch at lot of trash tv.

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood Před 3 lety +1

      @@luciav3862 Nope.

  • @juanmanuelnaviasaavedra8086

    From Colombia I can tell you I was shocked he didn't curse. Such a professional. I also want to add if you need presidential material for jokes you should check our president Duque. He is an entire joke in human form.

  • @terrygoyan3022
    @terrygoyan3022 Před 3 lety +72

    Little known fact: the wall that collapsed was more high quality construction by the Donald. Remember when he thought Colorado abutted Mexico.....
    He'll build a wall anywhere, long as he gets credit for it

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +48

    Happy(?) panniversary y'all. We'll get throught this. The worst is hopefully behind us.
    Looking forward to returning to some normalarky!

  • @Mari-sq6cx
    @Mari-sq6cx Před 3 lety +19

    I can't believed I lived through 4 years of the former president and when Steven Read that statement my first thought was "... That... that can't be real right? This is just a joke right?" Have i learned nothing?

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie Před 3 lety +1

      Even months later, our response is disbelief at his rank idiocy. Imagine what our children will think when they read his words.

  • @trm4life
    @trm4life Před 3 lety +64

    How many "idols" have to be made to look like 45, before someone who's religious says "Isn't there a commandment about this"?

    • @jenniferfowler3877
      @jenniferfowler3877 Před 3 lety +3

      Religious hypocrites are like the pharisees. They'll be spewed from the mouth of God eventually.

    • @addicted2mako
      @addicted2mako Před 3 lety +3

      I’m now wondering who’s going to melt it down and make them drink it, and when I can watch

    • @UnkleBen
      @UnkleBen Před 3 lety +3

      @@addicted2mako holy hell i forgot about that little detail... oh, what a great visual

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety

      Trump is not a Christian even if some "Christians" support him. I doubt he would care.

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 Před 3 lety +2

      THOU SHALT NOT BUILD STATUES IN THE LIKENESS OF THE ORANGE ORANGUTAN

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId Před 3 lety +18

    As a student of Zen, I'm deeply insulted by that statue. There is nothing about Trump that embodies the comportment of an honored Zen teacher. Time to smash the statue.

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst Před 3 lety

      Agreed Wholeheartedly

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId Před 3 lety +1

      P.S. Not everyone knows Buddhism is anti-idolatry. There are stories of Buddhist monks throwing statues off alters when they could see that the statue was being worshiped as if the statue was a deity. So, when I talked of smashing the statue, this is what I meant. Trump is not... His statue is not... fill in the rest of this as you please.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +18

    6:58
    Zen Master: "Make your mind an empty void. Clear it of all contents. Allow no thoughts to take hold."
    Donnie: "Waaaaaaaay ahead of you."

  • @ollieduhzzezgoufoph1231
    @ollieduhzzezgoufoph1231 Před 3 lety +23

    Yo, who dislikes these videos? How do you dislike the wholesomeness that is Stephen Colbert?

  • @jerrygundrum1
    @jerrygundrum1 Před 3 lety +11

    Why is this surprising? He never acted presidential while in office, so why would thing change when he is out of office

  • @codelicious6590
    @codelicious6590 Před 3 lety +4

    DUUUDE!! IT really didnt appear that, "everybody is fine". That dude got slammed! It smashed his face down into the desk! My favorite exclamation is, "Sonovamutha!!" Since I had my child.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 3 lety +46

    I'd rather get a shot from a veterinarian than a dentist or MD. They give multiple shots every day to many species of animals. Many of which are trying to bite or scratch them.
    They have steady hands and lots of experience. Sign me up.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 Před 3 lety +3

      I want to know if dentists & vets are giving out covid vaccines why can't I get one from my own Dr???

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina Před 3 lety +6

      I kinda want one from from a vet just to say I did.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 Před 3 lety +7

      Dentists have to deal with ONE species of animal that tries to bite them...😁

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +2

      It takes 5 minutes to train somebody in the basics for administering vaccine shots of this type.

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@Cypresssina cats . . . . . pffft. what do they know? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tarantinoish
    @tarantinoish Před 3 lety +20

    Don Jr. tweeted a picture of his Dad’s pathetic letter. That’s how good ol’ Donnie boy got it out there. Ban Evasion.

  • @Kate-mm3uf
    @Kate-mm3uf Před 3 lety +53

    Hey guys if you’d actually followed the rules and not politicised everything you would have been back to ‘normal’ months and months ago. We did, and here in sydney we are allowed to dance in public, amongst other things.
    So dumb.

    • @zurielleveritas5087
      @zurielleveritas5087 Před 3 lety +25

      As you can see we have too many idiots here in America to get it right...

    • @amandanevitt7597
      @amandanevitt7597 Před 3 lety +11

      @@zurielleveritas5087 I mean, did you see the guy's name? What a sack of potatoes.

    • @upinsmokeproductions6471
      @upinsmokeproductions6471 Před 3 lety +8

      Trust me. Some of us know.
      #getmeoutofhere

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety +11

      @@zurielleveritas5087 True. Hopefully that won't always be the case We have made a start by voting what's-his-name out, but the things that put him there will take a lot longer to address/fix. And that assumes our society is even willing to do that. To be honest, I am not optimistic, but I have to keep hoping/fighting. I have a disability that would make emigrating hard.

    • @he6733
      @he6733 Před 3 lety

      It is also VERY important to nkte that Australia also only has 25.6M people & no connecting countries....America has 328.2M with 2 countries connected...

  • @robinmitchell4721
    @robinmitchell4721 Před 3 lety +2

    You're having entirely too much fun bopping the mice.

  • @chloemaxwell2628
    @chloemaxwell2628 Před 3 lety +70

    He'll be remembered as being responsible for the unnecessary deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Před 3 lety

      Ironically most who died were MAGA people

    • @Joseph-ic8xd
      @Joseph-ic8xd Před 3 lety

      Tell that to the thousands of old people that Cuomo murdered lmao

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety

      @@falconeshield I don't know if that's true or not, but owing to the way the pandemic and mask-wearing became so politicized, I wouldn't doubt that you are right.

    • @cindykoch5220
      @cindykoch5220 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Joseph-ic8xd that’s like comparing Charles Manson to a raccoon with rabies that bit a person

    • @Joseph-ic8xd
      @Joseph-ic8xd Před 3 lety

      @@cindykoch5220 Cuomo killed people on purpose so idk what u mean

  • @Thomas-ww1tp
    @Thomas-ww1tp Před 3 lety +26

    If the fact that they’re making statues of this guy doesn’t terrify you..

  • @luke-alex
    @luke-alex Před 3 lety +4

    "I think we all remember where we were when we heard the news...because we're all still there"
    Just perfection

  • @joergmaass
    @joergmaass Před 3 lety +29

    It's easy to ban him from pen and paper, he can't read nor write...

  • @catc8927
    @catc8927 Před 3 lety +7

    Nearly choked on my chia seed pudding during the Dubya impression. “Weapon of Mouse Destruction” and bopping them on the head 🤣

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 Před 3 lety

      Now we find out what we were looking for in Iraq!!! LOL😂🤣🤣

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 Před 3 lety +16

    Nothing could possibly be further apart than Buddha and that orange clown

  • @janicewaltman5850
    @janicewaltman5850 Před 3 lety +26

    “Can we ban him from paper?” 🤣 If only we could exorcise the traitor from our consciousness, like he never existed at all.

  • @miguelCravo
    @miguelCravo Před 3 lety +50

    March 2021, USA: "Nobody imagined this would still be going on one year later"
    March 2020, everywhere in Europe: "Be strong, be prepared, this will be long ride. A vaccine may come at the end of the year, and if so, the virus will still be with us for at least 2 to 3 years until we reach some form of immunity. But even then, we have to make sure that the vaccine reaches every corner of the world before we can return to normal life. So be prepared for 5 years to a decade until we reach our goal for normality."

    • @jordankelly4684
      @jordankelly4684 Před 3 lety +1

      oh wow a eurosnob claiming superiority over america, so surprised to see that. So original.

    • @renemeyer2602
      @renemeyer2602 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah that was not the uniform message from European goverments. Some took it very seriously others have tried to do as little as possible as late as possible. Some even denied that it was a problem at all.

    • @hirshja
      @hirshja Před 3 lety +1

      @Alonzo L Dude, Obama was attacked for wearing a tan suit.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds Před 3 lety

      You mean COVID will be the Issue of the Decade? Who knew? I didn't.

  • @AJG854
    @AJG854 Před 3 lety +7

    As a Buddhist... I’m not even going to go there. May all of you find inner peace.

  • @ShannonLynn21
    @ShannonLynn21 Před 3 lety +126

    What do you call a veterinarian who only specializes in one animal?
    A doctor.

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 Před 3 lety +54

    The three ex-Presidents' PSA is like a game of Bridge without a fourth: no Trump.

    • @mikegrace2819
      @mikegrace2819 Před 3 lety +1

      Trump is the best president of my lifetime.
      Very very very low bar...

    • @halimahiman
      @halimahiman Před 3 lety +6

      @@mikegrace2819 were you born on Nov. 9th of 2016 and died on Jan 18th of 2021? Otherwise... umm, No!.. he's not!

    • @halimahiman
      @halimahiman Před 3 lety +3

      @AntonioGrancino Don't forget President Carter! :-D

    • @mikegrace2819
      @mikegrace2819 Před 3 lety

      @@halimahiman nooo no, sad to say he is. As horrible as Donald trump was, he was better than every president in my lifetime.
      Reagan - Biden. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      Hopefully I outlive that statement.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 Před 3 lety +2

      @@halimahiman I hain't forgotten good ol' Jimmy C. Just didn't see him in the PSA.
      The main thing our exes have in common, including George Bush, is they cannot abide Der Donald.

  • @Eggcorn271
    @Eggcorn271 Před 3 lety +2

    The newscaster finishing his report after the wall falls on that guy is classic haha.

  • @nutriapeluda
    @nutriapeluda Před 3 lety +103

    That's good, i don't even want to remember he was ever part of our lives.

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 Před 3 lety +1

      Did you get your Trump vaccine weasel!

    • @SharienGaming
      @SharienGaming Před 3 lety +2

      those who dont remember history are doomed to repeat it

    • @awsomeman253
      @awsomeman253 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SharienGaming much like how us not punishing Trump could lead to another Hitler-esque situation. In case you didn't know Hitler tried to take control 10 years before he rose to power in an failed coup. Not saying Trump is Hitler, just saying that there are similarities to be had between the two in that they both caused a coup to happen.

    • @awsomeman253
      @awsomeman253 Před 3 lety +2

      @@luciav3862 nah I got the pfizer vaccine, which is not a Trump vaccine. Anyway Trump doesn't get credit because he never took responsibility in the first place. Had he actually taken responsibility for the damage he helped cause then you could make an actual case for giving him credit, but no, he didn't take responsibility, he didn't secure as much vaccine as we needed, and he told pfizer to fuck off when given the chance to work with them with the vaccine.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 3 lety

      Lucia Val The IRS has the vaccine for t***p, along with the Southern District of New York.

  • @bonghunezhou5051
    @bonghunezhou5051 Před 3 lety +170

    The 'inciter in chief' should never, never be forgotten - just as Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, J R McCarthy, et al are not ~ 😞

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Před 3 lety

      Benedict Arnold gets kind of a bad rap. He kept doing awesome shit during the revolution, but every time someone else would steal all the credit, so he eventually got pissed and switched sides. But it's kinda understandable lol, I feel a little bad for the guy.

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc Před 3 lety

      @@SRosenberg203 yeah dude got shafted every single time

    • @ceterisparibus8966
      @ceterisparibus8966 Před 3 lety +4

      @Scott Covert OK, Karen.

    • @Magnetron33
      @Magnetron33 Před 3 lety

      and the Goldbergs

    • @reneolguin1081
      @reneolguin1081 Před 3 lety +2

      @Scott Covert something tells me you don't know wtf you're saying

  • @infrasound
    @infrasound Před 3 lety +16

    He wasn't able to make money out of it, so yeah he wasn't gonna do it.

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave Před 3 lety +6

    I could have lived the rest of my life happy WITHOUT seeing that bathrobe shot.

  • @zarahandrahilde9554
    @zarahandrahilde9554 Před 3 lety +20

    ...You guys remember that lawyer?
    "I'm not a cat."
    Yeah im still giggling about that.

    • @Rain-Dirt
      @Rain-Dirt Před 3 lety

      That was funny indeed :P

    • @ylimeasil
      @ylimeasil Před 3 lety

      You reminded me and I laughed

  • @sheritownsend7525
    @sheritownsend7525 Před 3 lety +87

    Two years ago, I could believe that our President would put out a statement like that. Idiocy was normalized. But today, Trump seems so far removed, that that statement only comes across as bizarre.

    • @wjb4578
      @wjb4578 Před 3 lety +4

      Also, I haven't seen this mentioned but that statement just drips with, spite? I can't think of the right word but it's like he knows how hated he is and the statement's tone seemed to indicate how reviled he is in the public eye. He knew it would get traction by how despised he is, so he affected a "I hope everyone remembers this was my show".

  • @retrotoypile3838
    @retrotoypile3838 Před 3 lety +51

    Calling Trump a "President" is like letting the bat boy pitch a few innings.

    • @janelacher9234
      @janelacher9234 Před 3 lety +1

      Hence my calling him the former guy

    • @IkBerend
      @IkBerend Před 3 lety

      Don't acknowledging a president, where have I seen that before... Fan boys are so ridiculous!

    • @janelacher9234
      @janelacher9234 Před 3 lety

      I’m going down this stupid rabbit hole. What did the former guy do that was so great? I can’t think of anything except promoting division.

  • @LiloEmyoung
    @LiloEmyoung Před 3 lety

    “WMD...Weapon of mouse destruction” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @drunkvegangal8089
    @drunkvegangal8089 Před 3 lety +36

    He looks so much better with the sprinkling of silver in his hair and the longer locks as well. That bathtub flashback to the short, hair dyed look was a shocker!

  • @jhonshephard921
    @jhonshephard921 Před 3 lety +27

    remember when Stephen used to make fun of Bush and he was the craziest president we could imagine?

    • @janicetribbiani7535
      @janicetribbiani7535 Před 3 lety +2

      Boggles the mind, doesn’t it?

    • @jimmcleod8764
      @jimmcleod8764 Před 3 lety

      The first time I ever saw SC he was describing Bush’s inaugural parade ( on the daily show?) and it was the funniest thing I remember to that point in my life. I’ve been hooked ever since - prolly not as funny now but I would like to see it again...

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety

      Oh he was. Also the stupidest until T----said "Hold my beer. You ain't seen nuthin' yet."

  • @ericg4868
    @ericg4868 Před 3 lety +2

    Truthiness. It never hurts when it means something.

  • @schrobro8964
    @schrobro8964 Před 3 lety +27

    First of all “past guy” you didn’t do anything right....so please go away

  • @peterkirby1753
    @peterkirby1753 Před 3 lety +16

    Ahh, remember when George W was though of as the low point of the US Presidency.
    Happy days 😁

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před 3 lety +1

      George W. Bush may have been dumb, but he was not evil or malicious the way Trump has always been.

    • @Rain-Dirt
      @Rain-Dirt Před 3 lety +1

      @@christopherregan1654 Trump is dumber and intellectually VERY lazy. :) Compared to Trump, Bush is very smart.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +290

    I see the Colombians used the same quality contractors T * * * * used for his wall. Rated pay hay!

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 Před 3 lety +2

      You're 19th!

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 Před 3 lety +2

      Good one!👍🏽

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 3 lety +6

      @@Sunny-zw3ol suuure. The Tappan Zee bridge is almost collapsing as we speak. Hey lost troll

  • @ricardogomez9505
    @ricardogomez9505 Před 3 lety +3

    That release from 45 sounds like an abuser, "if not for me..."

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks, now please tell me how I can unsee that bathrobe picture. My EYES!

  • @susangunn1268
    @susangunn1268 Před 3 lety +7

    Wow- all of the former presidents but one got together to do that PSA. This is the second time but probably not the last time the 4 amigos remind the self proclaimed " chosen one" that his membership doesn't include get-togethers.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +16

    5:49 *_“Nobody knows more about vaccine development than I do, remember me.”_* Oh, we remember ...
    _“We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It's going to be just fine.”_ -- *January* (2020)
    _“You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”_ -- *February* (2020)
    _“It’s going to go away, hopefully at the end of the month.”_ -- *March* (2020)

  • @annnaylor5961
    @annnaylor5961 Před 3 lety

    Press briefing is so great now. Thanks to Press Secretary Sacky and her team.

  • @goob1341
    @goob1341 Před 3 lety +1

    History Nerd Alert: The Whigs couldn't have opposed The Ice Cream and Orgasms Act of 1824 because the Whigs weren't founded until 1833. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

  • @tiernan2580
    @tiernan2580 Před 3 lety +20

    "After four years he did convince me, life is suffering"
    😂😂😂

  • @colinfun
    @colinfun Před 3 lety +188

    Oh come on people, of course Trump would not join the other ex-presidents, he refuses to believe he is an EX-president.

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety +5

      True .

    • @Rain-Dirt
      @Rain-Dirt Před 3 lety +8

      But he sure is EX-pendable. lol

    • @lactoseintolerantgaming2711
      @lactoseintolerantgaming2711 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm sure this will fuel some Qanon crazies: "He didn't show up with the Ex-President's because he is still President. We were right all along. Phew."

    • @isabellewhite3505
      @isabellewhite3505 Před 3 lety +9

      I've always thought T was deliberately peddling the lie about the election, bc he knew his tax fraud etc would catch up with him, once he was booted out of the WH.
      But, the idea that he 'actually truly believes the election was rigged' (& called governors in Georgia to fraudulently rig it in his favour) - is too much to swallow.
      He knows what he is saying, and knows Biden won, but he has no shame saying it. Awful stupid clown.

    • @isabellewhite3505
      @isabellewhite3505 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jds3068 . Thx. I've just researched: Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD).
      I've read the 9-signs and symptoms of NPD and nodded all the way thru to the end.
      You've converted me. Trump really is utterly & completely delusional - and garnered 73 mill votes. SCARY.

  • @nicolebrown1927
    @nicolebrown1927 Před 3 lety

    Colbert called Dr.Fauci, Dr.Fauci and the Fauchet's! That man is too doggone funny for his own good!😂💙
    WMD, WEAPONS OF MOUSE DESTRUCTION!
    I Can't hardly breath from laughing so hard when I watch Mr.Colbert and then hear Mrs.Colbert laughing in the background! Omg, can't keep it together with those two!!!😂🤗💙

  • @ominence5573
    @ominence5573 Před 3 lety +1

    Steve, you just get better and better at your job with age! Thank you for the brilliant show, especially this last year with the pandemic and the 'Trump not accepting defeat' fiasco!
    👍👍👍

  • @Zett76
    @Zett76 Před 3 lety +399

    "can we ban him from paper? Is that possible?"
    We can ban him from open spaces. It's called "imprisonment".

    • @axew3127
      @axew3127 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes.

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 Před 3 lety +16

      @Cheryl Meurer imprisonment AFTER a trial, Karen.
      Let me guess: your mom always told you you were veeeeeeery intelligent, right?

    • @user-gb7cl8np3p
      @user-gb7cl8np3p Před 3 lety +6

      @Cheryl Meurer hehe get it, because what i dont like=nazi

    • @MrRjhyt
      @MrRjhyt Před 3 lety

      It would help if you didn't amplify his reach, Steven!

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId Před 3 lety +1

      You do understand that, for Trump to use paper, someone had to read him the user manual.

  • @mvvpro8688
    @mvvpro8688 Před 3 lety +63

    "It will magically go away..."
    Trump just forgot to add: "Once you have a president who is willing to do the job".

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Před 3 lety +1

    T**** is like that abusive ex-boyfriend that you finally managed to dump. When he sees how well you're doing after the break-up, he has to text you "You wouldn't be doing so well if it weren't for ME!" as another little dig at you to service his own wounded ego.

  • @evelee9163
    @evelee9163 Před 3 lety +16

    As a Buddhist this is extremely disturbing and absolutely disgusting to look at lol

    • @tm13tube
      @tm13tube Před 3 lety

      and sacrilegious

    • @justin-wh5mg
      @justin-wh5mg Před 3 lety

      As a Buddhist, I don’t care. Some random piece of art has nothing to do with me or my practices.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 3 lety

      As an atheist, I feel the same way.

  • @VENOM_kills
    @VENOM_kills Před 3 lety +86

    I like how COVID Stephen gave up on coloring his hair. Looks better now

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX Před 3 lety +5

      He’s claimed he doesn’t color his hair, he’s just gotten that grey this year.

    • @blackmanlistening7909
      @blackmanlistening7909 Před 3 lety

      Bill Gates says SAVING LIVES LEADS to world OVER POPULATION (which he says is bad),
      and then offers to save Your life with a vaccine are you taking it?
      (VIDEO 68) BILL GATES SAYS REDUCE POPULATION 4 TIMES!!
      Not with WAR but while talking about VACCINES(Undeniable)
      www.bitchute.com/video/xYSl9uIK8cTV/
      czcams.com/video/8BobKXkrt8M/video.html
      Want to be neutered?
      Bill Gates preaches that healthy people will have LESS children, It's not how nature works NOW,
      is that for nutering humans?
      czcams.com/video/obRG-2jurz0/video.html
      Bill Thinks that saving lives leads to world OVER POPULATION
      And apprently that is a bother. He also thinks if your healthy you will not want children!
      So WHY are you taking his vaccine again?
      czcams.com/video/obRG-2jurz0/video.html
      DR. DAVID MARTIN EXPLAINS COVID VACCINES ARE NOT VACCINES BUT ARE MEDICAL DEVICES.
      www.bitchute.com/video/btlfoUxnXerh/
      BILL GATES SAYS MANDATED VACCINE CERTIFICATE NEEDED TO LEAVE HOUSE
      www.bitchute.com/video/5yTXmp6jC7mQ/
      ----------
      2020-12-20
      what is the mark of the beast is it just one thing?
      czcams.com/video/tK7HVSdmTvk/video.html
      _______________
      Fake Syringe for a fake shot (hides needle and hides fluid)
      czcams.com/video/R_u1I82Pb0I/video.html
      Do hospitals get paid extra $ for a person dying from Covid? Like
      this: please read Short CBS link to find out (or click
      on the CBS broadcast video, inside the next link)
      $13,000 for admitted with covid
      $39,000 for getting placed on a ventilator,....
      37,000 if they are listed as WITH COVID when they die no mater what they actually
      died from and plus a extra 20% on TOP of their regular rates.
      www.cbs8.com/article/news/verify/do-hospitals-get-paid-more-for-covid-19-cases/509-977c448f-d9a6-42f8-a443-968e9b610cac
      "Did the US Government Just Open the Door to the Mark of the Beast"
      new development from Minister that thought it was NOT the mark of the beast.
      until the Government made a change to policy.
      czcams.com/video/6c41hG-hKL8/video.html
      This is a big Government document so to find the vaccine section question just search
      for the question numbers:
      K.5.
      K.6.
      K.7.
      if you dont know how to do this just click in a open area of the page THEN press CTRL-F
      (press CTRL and F SIMUTANEOUSLY)
      www.eeoc.gov/wysk/what-you-should-know-about-covid-19-and-ada-rehabilitation-act-and-other-eeo-laws
      CORONA mean CROWN CORONA =666
      There are 6 letters, and the individual letters add up to 66 so hench 6 and 66
      A is 1st letter of the alphabet, and C is the 3rd letter of the alpha bet
      C=3
      O=15
      R=18
      O=15
      N=14
      A=1
      sub total 66
      total
      _____
      6-66
      _________________________
      Is Covid-19 a Fear-Mongering Operation?
      www.breaknews.com.au/is-covid-19-real-or-fake
      CEO of APIJECT HAY WALKER admits CHip in vaccine. Like a barcode and each
      person will get a SERIAL NUMBER This video is positioned to where he admits
      there is a CHIP in it and your will get a SERIAL number.
      czcams.com/video/WllUZVwQBZ8/video.html
      Your right THIS is what the First inventor of the chip said they Chose the Right
      hand and Forehead because those two are the hottest AND have the greatest
      temperator CHANGE for charging the batteries.
      Wow!!!:Project Engineer Who Made Bill Gate Microchip Speaks The Truth, & White
      Doctor Compliment This was Decades ago it is probably even smaller now. youtube
      keeps cesoring it so I will link it to one of the competitors sites.
      ugetube.com/watch/wow-project-engineer-who-made-bill-gate-microchip-speaks-the-truth-white-doctor-
      compliment_HdoH9inClhCjyDk.html
      -FEAR-
      czcams.com/video/YblaCYo_ZdY/video.html
      _________________________________________________________________________________
      The Angles of God(ALMIGHTY) are marking the 144,000, this is different from a human
      keeping
      yourself FROM taking the mark of the beast. (but if you take the mark of
      the beast you CANT be 144,000 because you will be punished for it ) This mark of
      the beast will be deceptive, IT WILL DECEIVE THE ENTIRE WORLD. A Good point from
      that is IF your the crowd that is going down the broad
      and spacious road (many are
      taking that one), We should take the NARROW AND CRAMPED Road (few are taking that one).
      Also The scriptures tells us that IT WILL BE A LYING SIGN! And It tells us that
      the world will be deceived by means of SORCERY WHICH means PHARMAKIA when you look
      it up in STRONGS
      BIBLE DICTIONARY. The modern word for PHARMAKIA is PHARMACY.
      Also major note People in SORCERY ALWAYS get initiated with FACE MASKS.
      And people that are subjected to a SPELL are easier targets if they where A FACE MASK.
      ------------------
      BILL GATES SAYS REDUCE POPULATION 4 TIMES!! (Undeniable).
      Several LINKS BELOW Who said Bill Gates is not trying to vaccinate the Entire worlds
      population? Bill Gates says it.
      DIRECTLY on VIDEO link below.
      First I want to say this:
      If a watchman see danger approach a city, and wars them but some dont listen there
      blood is NOT on his hand.However if he does not warn them then God will demand there
      blood from HIM. What if another watchman was siting right next to the watchman that
      is warning the city is saying We are not too live in fear so stop shouting! And tells
      everyone we are christain please relax, lets be calm and reasonable even though he
      may have good intentions because he assumes this army has good intentions coming
      to the city). You have to admit with Common sense that "Conspiracy theory" is used
      to denote negative connotation for DECADES it is is primary use. The first thing you
      will hear people say is they are notcensoring you that is a conspiracy theory!This
      is how EVEN the layman use the word.
      Does not the scriptures say do not put your trust in doctors? Does not
      the Bible say that SATAN will mislead the ENTIRE inhabited earth(and yes that
      IS a literal conspiracy), when he is thrown out of heaven at the time of the
      end!? Does not the scriptures say we will have a GREAT DECEPTION, and the
      signs will be a LYING sign? Are you saying these scriptures are lying and
      we should be believing the World which is controlled by Satan just as
      Jesus himself says it is? Are you saying the GREAT TRIBULATION excludes
      us fighting against the lies of Satan? Are you saying that most people
      will see the signs if they was real? Which is the opposite of what God
      says in the scriptures. Your saying Bill Gates does not want to chip the
      entire world, but out of his own mouth he says 7 billion people will HAVE
      to take this chip. You seem to put down a man that you admit says he
      does not hate them? But it seems you want to say he does because he puts
      down their Gov or some leaders?! I put down Democrat leaders and Republican
      leaders but I love the people under them. Same with China! I love Chinese
      but I put down the Government because they are doing wickedness to those
      people. The US congress pass A Bill call HR 6666 ALL bills that start in
      the House of Representatives starts with HR. This Bill has the chip, then
      the number of the bill is 6666! In the bill it names what your denying! It is
      called CONTACT Tracing, that is what the CHIP does. The link is below the summary
      only takes a half minute to read. It says contract tracing. Bill Gates also
      has a INTERNATIONAL Patent with the WORLD PATENT office CALLED WIPO (World Intellectual
      Patent Office) The patent numbers start with this WO (for World Office) then 2020 (for
      the year of the patent) Then Bill gates actual world patent number is 060606. In the
      scriptures it tells you to add it up. In the process of adding it up 0 is nothing so
      you remove them and 060606 is actually 666. Just like the process of how you figure
      out the number of the best 666 mentioned in the scriptures. see revelations 13:17-18
      below Yes it also has the Cryptocurrency in it this international patent so that you
      can BUY AND SELL IN THE MARKET, again see (Revelations 13:1-18) Just like they have to in
      China RIGHT THIS SECOND(link below).
      Revelations 13:17-18
      17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of
      the beast or the number of its name.
      18 This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the
      beast, for it is the number of a man.[e] That number is 666.
      China uses cryptocurrency to buy and sell in the market already its not a conspiracy!
      www.bbc.com/news/business-54261382
      The World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO )
      patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606
      Video and titles in case Bitchute goes down Misterioously again.
      "NORMALCY ONLY RETURNS WHEN WE LARGELY VACCINATED THE ENTIRE GLOBAL POPULATION,"
      SAYS BILL GATES.
      www.bitchute.com/video/Zg2vn4FJz92Q/
      _____________
      Proof Corona is a bioweapon patented by Bill Gates
      aim4truth.org/2020/01/28/proof-coronavirus-is-a-bioweapon/
      _____________
      Three days later... black nurse after vaccine
      czcams.com/video/1nM3PYfRb9Y/video.html
      THIS IS ME AFTER GETTING COVID VACCINE
      czcams.com/video/tagDj0621m0/video.html
      elderly people dieing hours after vaccine
      www.ntd.com/deaths-reported-after-taking-virus-vaccine_548000.html
      _____________
      Bill Gates meet with and sets up a fund to benefit jeffrey epstein
      www.msnbc.com/stephanie-ruhle/watch/nyt-bill-gates-repeatedly-met-with-jeffrey-epstein-71282245775
      www.peteyvid.com/video-Bill_Gates_and_Epstein_The_Microsoft_Connection-583853273.php
      www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-bill-gates.html
      czcams.com/video/8fws39Sx8Ww/video.html

  • @HeyitsDee
    @HeyitsDee Před 3 lety +156

    Omg that picture of Trump in a bathrobe: nightmares tonight for sure 🤢

  • @LucretiusDraco
    @LucretiusDraco Před 3 lety

    OMG! Stephen knows "little bunny foo-foo"? That's freaking awesome 👏👏

  • @Paulabird7
    @Paulabird7 Před 3 lety

    I did not see that falling wall coming! That was hilarious!

  • @edwardcunha1629
    @edwardcunha1629 Před 3 lety +260

    As a Buddhist that was incredibly sad. Trump is no Buddha

    • @sociolocomtsac
      @sociolocomtsac Před 3 lety +4

      If you're a buddhist, symbols shouldn't matter. It's just a chunk of clay. Also, it's mocking Trump with the slogan "make your company great again," as a lucky charm for making more money.

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 Před 3 lety +23

      I'm not Buddhist but was offended. Trump is such a vile person

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Před 3 lety +10

      @@sociolocomtsac Do you think that Christians shouldn't be offended if Trump was portrayed as Jesus?

    • @sociolocomtsac
      @sociolocomtsac Před 3 lety +9

      ​@@greeneyedlady5580 FYI, I'm buddhist myself. Buddha was a teacher, not a god. I understand the Bible teaches not to worship idols or symbols. Why should they be offended if Trump's on a cross? It's not real. Many Chinese find Trump hilarious and the creator's intent was ironic and meant as a lucky charm to earn more money.
      How is that different from being offended by burning a flag? It's just a piece of cloth. The country is not affected. It's the meaning you bestow on it that makes you so offended. I'd rather focus on making the country better than worry about somebody burning his/her property.

    • @emmadilemma7800
      @emmadilemma7800 Před 3 lety

      I dont know much about buddhism but from what i do know, isnt it all about self sacrifice to find liberation with the universe? You give up your wants and needs to gain good karma. That clementine is one of the most selfish people currently walking and hes always lying. Isnt being selfish and lying kind of like "sins" in buddhism? This is why i dont believe in religion.

  • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
    @xjunkxyrdxdog89 Před 3 lety +31

    "Weapon of mouse destruction"
    Never change Steven.

  • @TogetherinParis
    @TogetherinParis Před 3 lety

    Wow! I wrote the Independence Day speech that you quoted on this show! Thank you for remembering my words, ghost-written so long, long ago.

  • @JeffMarkBaker
    @JeffMarkBaker Před 3 lety

    Thank you Stephen for being born. I love watching your show every day. It gives me hope ☺️

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname Před 3 lety +229

    Ugh, forget Trump.
    His presence means nothing unless you're one of his Trumpettes then I guess he's your everything.

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 Před 3 lety +2

      You're 10th!

    • @al-bot1094
      @al-bot1094 Před 3 lety +23

      No. Trump will be held accountable. Then he will be forgotten.
      Don't complain about government officials breaking the law if you are just going to forget about them after they leave office.

    • @obZenism
      @obZenism Před 3 lety

      @@al-bot1094 lol

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 3 lety +1

      Trump 4ever 🤣

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Před 3 lety +9

      @@PsychosisNOS Tons of people just liked how he cut taxes, deregulated and appointed conservatives to the courts. So most republicans and anyone anti abortion was pretty happy with Trump.
      They don't like when I point out that any other republican other than trump would have done the same. And a republican other than trump may have gotten 8 years instead of 4. And without turning our world into a low budget reality tv show....
      He literally altered the course of history in ways we may not ever understand...
      He even fucked up the dem party. Or accellerated their own extremism atleast. He pushed many people further left or further right.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +222

    I found out about his statement only because you threw it up on the screen, Stephen. Maybe you should stop giving the former social media influencer oxygen?

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 Před 3 lety +19

      Hear hear!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +42

      You mean the multiple bankrupted, charity theif, failed steak salesman?

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před 3 lety +11

      It was tweeted by donnie jr.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru Před 3 lety +8

      @@alysiareid6659 ah thank you

    • @TheLooterArmy
      @TheLooterArmy Před 3 lety +14

      Agreed. PSA: Don't feed the Trolls.

  • @AlfsGirl
    @AlfsGirl Před 3 lety

    😄😄😄Did he say "mother duckling!"?🤣🤣🤣

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 Před 3 lety +2

    “ Little Bunny Foo Foo,
    Hopping through the forest.
    Scooping up the field mice, and bops them on the head.
    Down came the fairy and said....
    Little Bunny Foo Foo,
    I don’t want to see you,
    Scooping up the field mice,
    And bopping them on the head “!!
    🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Před 3 lety +10

    Who keeps making all these STUPID statues of that former host of the failed NBC game show “the Apprentice”??

    • @hopsta5628
      @hopsta5628 Před 3 lety +3

      The only thing he's ever succeeded at is being a failure.

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben Před 3 lety +1

      @@hopsta5628 he killed cops and had people poop in public and then smear the poop around ... to Conservatives that is very successful because they love to spread disease and filth

  • @rafaeloda
    @rafaeloda Před 3 lety +358

    "Maybe his invitation got lost in the mail because he destroyed the postal service."
    Bahahahahaha

    • @maxfastest
      @maxfastest Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature Před 3 lety +4

      Donald Jobless Trump

    • @numberkruncherr
      @numberkruncherr Před 3 lety +4

      I have to say your postal service was quite shockingly slow in my recent experience. I ordered something from the US and USPS took TWO WEEKS from pickup to put it on a plane. After it landed in the UK and Royal Mail had it, I got it within hours.

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 Před 3 lety +2

      I love how Steve reacted to the VERY FACT that trump was able to get his message out somehow. "Can we ban him from paper?"

    • @hubertsang7418
      @hubertsang7418 Před 3 lety +1

      " ultra macho man does not want to look like a wimp crying when being injected" or he was afraid to be photographed taking the vaccine in his biggest muscle.

  • @yanchee2023
    @yanchee2023 Před 3 lety

    Thanks, for the WMD haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 Před 3 lety

    Ok...can we talk about that ending!!! Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 Před 3 lety +18

    I was so happy when Biden didn't hold up the fn paper he just signed like a toddler lmao

  • @thetruth7729
    @thetruth7729 Před 3 lety +59

    President Obama: sorry donnie only two terms presidents in this club!!!
    🤡😭🤡😭🤡😭

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Před 3 lety +7

      Nice thought, but Jimmy Carter was only President for one term.

    • @Blufuzzyhat
      @Blufuzzyhat Před 3 lety +12

      @@greeneyedlady5580 yes but we love the peanut farmer anyways.

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Blufuzzyhat Yes, I love him too, but that doesn't make the original post make sense. Edit: I remember in 1977 riding a bus across country, going home from my first trip to DC. I was carrying my souvenir, a 14 inch high beige plastic peanut piggy bank, with a giant Jimmy Carter smile on one side.

    • @Blufuzzyhat
      @Blufuzzyhat Před 3 lety +3

      @@greeneyedlady5580 do you still have it? It would be quite the feat to have had it this long.

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety +2

      Carter only served 1 term but he is something really special. A real honest-to-God humanitarian. Since he left office he has spent DECADES working with Habitat for Humanity and working for peace. I'll always admire him. I hope that when he passes the service is standing room only. I'm from NJ.

  • @danasainte3914
    @danasainte3914 Před 3 lety

    OMG! The way the man's head hit the desk was like a rag doll! 😲🤕

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 Před 3 lety +15

    I hope everyone *remembers* that if Trump wasn't president half a million people wouldn't be dead

    • @w8nceme8
      @w8nceme8 Před 3 lety

      Sorry for your ignorance but didn't this virus originate in the province of Wuhan in China? I didn't hear you condemn the Chinese President in your little rant.....

    • @joegonzalez4470
      @joegonzalez4470 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh it started in China? how did most of the covid deaths happen in America? How come the Chinese president didn't get covid and trump did. Ect. Btw. Nobody cares where it started or what race or color it is. People care that 500,000+ Americans have died because Trump said "it's no big deal" "it will go away on it own" even after many Americans died, he, himself caught the virus he didn't believe in and told people they didn't have to wear masks. Maybe they should have because most of his entire team caught the hoax virus too... now that's a rant... just A little rant. 🇺🇸 I raise the American flag not the Confederate flag. I most definitely would never replace my American flag with a photoshopped trump banner wanna be flag.
      🇺🇸2 tours, US Army, Afghanistan🇺🇸 now I'm done with my rant🇺🇸

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 Před 3 lety

      @@w8nceme8 I didn't realize Xi Jinping was in charge of America and it's laws?
      China may have been where this started and they are somewhat to blame but every other country handled this pandemic well. Not us. Thanks to trump and ppl like you.

    • @w8nceme8
      @w8nceme8 Před 3 lety

      @@ForeverMe543 And how is this new administration handling the virus? I haven't seen your president giving out daily briefings on how it being handled. I recall the last president was doing that at some point. He can't even answer media questions.

  • @michaelulbricht9438
    @michaelulbricht9438 Před 3 lety +8

    The Know Nothing Party name has already been taken, thus Don's Republican Party should be known as the "Do Nothing" Party.

  • @alfredo.sagredoromero5785
    @alfredo.sagredoromero5785 Před 3 lety +27

    That guy who's saying to remember , thinks we will remember who he is as he was never a president but a crook.he was.

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin Před 3 lety +4

    "I think we can all remember where we were when we heard the news, since we're all still there."
    I wish we were still there, the Oregon wildfires destroyed our home.

  • @joeyj9638
    @joeyj9638 Před 3 lety

    Those W.M.D’s are dangerous! When they drop all you hear is BOP BOP BOP..

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll Před 3 lety +11

    I'm not even religious at all, but I am offended by the sacrelige of that Trump meditation statue.

    • @Cheyslaaa.
      @Cheyslaaa. Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t really get it either. Do they mean they would like him to take this time to meditate and reflect on his mistakes the past 4 years?

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 Před 3 lety +368

    Me getting a flu shot: Man I’m nervous, let’s try a countdown to ease my nerves.
    Me getting the Covid Vaccine: No delays! End this dark charade!

    • @janessamarrano2611
      @janessamarrano2611 Před 3 lety +8

      So confused. Guess i will wax my kitty
      Lol

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 3 lety +1

      GIVE ME TWO OF THOSE!!

    • @scarlettrhoads1726
      @scarlettrhoads1726 Před 3 lety +5

      We haven't done countdowns since Letterman, Idk if they're even allowed.

    • @mariom6368
      @mariom6368 Před 3 lety

      Seems Legit 😎💉

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 Před 3 lety

      One of the guys who got the vaccine had countdown by the nurse; 1, 2 vaccine shot, 3.

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 Před 3 lety

    My Veterinarian won’t even let me in the lobby....😹😹

  • @greghudson1489
    @greghudson1489 Před 3 lety

    #45 was also conspicuously absent in his office for four years...
    Too busy watching TV, followed by rage-responding twit-fest after, then golfing and attending "Me rallies".

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +18

    Vets giving out shots?
    Well.. alright... as long as I still get my treat for being a good boy when it's over.
    Oh, wait... it makes sense now. Nevermind.

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair Před 3 lety +4

      They're gonna want to check your temperature first so i hope youre ready for that.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před 3 lety +3

      @@gorrillawarfair EEP... I'mma have to think about this a bit longer.

    • @maxfastest
      @maxfastest Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @scarlettrhoads1726
      @scarlettrhoads1726 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah and I better be getting spayed!

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před 3 lety +1

      ...and I don't believe there's a big enough kennel to carry me...although a pretty collar and leash would be nice...🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

  • @bencoomer2000
    @bencoomer2000 Před 3 lety +8

    They didn't want him on the PSA because we'd get immediately suspicious of the whole thing.

  • @johaniojo
    @johaniojo Před 3 lety

    WMD "weapon of mouse destruction"🤣

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv1 Před 3 lety

    Mother Dumpling"... Them's fightin" words!

  • @TrevorNerva
    @TrevorNerva Před 3 lety +18

    Greetings from Singapore 🇸🇬

  • @errcoche
    @errcoche Před 3 lety +164

    It is weird to see a Presidential Press Secretary just making statements of fact in a non-confrontational manner. It seems so long ago, before the days of the Spicer ( who at least had the decency to be flustered as he parroted lies ).

    • @appleblossomxo
      @appleblossomxo Před 3 lety +2

      @@francisfoley9048: There is so much material not being used by these talk show comedic satirists, it's really a waste of their talent to not present in truth about this administation. If the mainstream media were forthright, But, none of them will, they are elitists it seems and they'd be fired most likely even though their ratings would surely increase 10-fold.

    • @IkBerend
      @IkBerend Před 3 lety +1

      You also seen her answering about Neera Tanden? Or bombing Syria? Or cutting checks back with $600. She also lies with a straight face, if you want to see it. Also cuts fair questions down as being "irresponsable". It is just that the press doesn't ask to much real hard questions that she doesn't have to lie that often. But she is up to the task.

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 Před 3 lety +2

    So, hey, why isn't anyone talking about how he isn't legally allowed to use the presidential seal?

  • @marlabrannan8180
    @marlabrannan8180 Před 3 lety +4

    He gives the "statement" to his son who posts it on Twitter

    • @jefrossman7546
      @jefrossman7546 Před 3 lety

      Hello Marla, how are you doing. Hope in good health?