Beating Dark Souls II in Reverse Order (All Bosses)
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- čas přidán 14. 12. 2021
- Excuse the poor video quality, hope you enjoy the run nevertheless!
This run was done with my friend www.twitch.tv/noobest
Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at / distortion2 - Hry
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Hope you guys enjoy the glory of old patch :)
I miss these dumb meme runs. I totally agree about wanting a super broken patch for elden ring. Even though it’s a bad look for marketing it makes for some hilarious and interesting gaming.
I do. Thanks.
Epic PIZZA!
You look like you've been drafted to the soviet army and they only gave you DS2 to spend time with.
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"I wonder if we're gonna have crazy things like parry walks in Elden Ring"
If only he knew
Laughs in Z I P
@@massawassa115 So broken that it's aint exiting anymore.
Ah yes, a purple human with magic binoculars that can run faster than Usain Bolt and penetrate the space-time. I love this run!
Dont forget the power to smell enemies from other dimensions
I was today years old when I learned there was a secret bonfire in aldia's keep
Okay so I'm not the only one
I laughed out loud
@@esxf77 should’ve learnt the lore smh
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I'm glad this popped up in my feed. I loved watching everyone run this game back when it was THIS broken.
The foreshadowing of him wishing for a broken elder ring patch just for the broken elden ring patch to be the zip glitch, arguably the most bs ridden frame perfect finicky monstrosity of a glitch in the entirety of the souls series that you have to do multiple times, consistently, with the run ending on two max distance first try perfect zips or a reset. Truly a monkeys paw moment
Loving the daily uploads! Even more excited to see your upcoming Elden Ring content when it releases!
I respect distortions2, he is nuts. He just goes from speed game to speed game, spends 50+ hours a week mastering the movement mechanics down to a science, as well as near emulating a TAS for EVERY speedrun trick known to mankind (these took YEARS for all of mankind to come up with).
Then distortions2 corrects the community!! He tells them what is even BETTER than the best strats all of humanity’s intelligence could generate over years, found by his superhuman brain in just days, if not hours. And they listen. They know they will never see another runner like distortions2 visit their speed game. He’s one of a kind magic.
And then distortions2 uses those new strats his big brain invented and works his frickin ass off for another week. UNRELENTING. And I can guarantee this! What if he hates a trick he is bad at? Then how about 7 hours not leaving until he is the best there has ever been in the history of forever?! Done!
And it then it all pays off with a MASSIVE World Record in just two weeks. The former world record holder applauds because he just witnessed awesomeness. And because he learned so much. And then distortions2 is onto the next game. And that is why I respect distortions2 so much.
I mean, yeah, I like him too. But I think you are slightly exaggerating on speedrun strats being the product of “all of mankind.”
Even in the more popular categories, they are usually relatively small communities. Like take a look at the Bloodborne Speedrun Discord that has a total membership of about 6,500. So there are probably a little less than that running the categories. So he isn’t really beating out all of humanity. He is just beating out a small, highly-dedicated group.
That being said, Dist is cool. He got a sub 1 hour Bloodborne run and then ate some chicken. That was pretty awesome.
Nah nah, you are thinking of distortion1
yeah, this sounds like distortion1
Lol this is the funniest comment i've read today
I've heard Distortion also invented the gasoline engine and also the Covid vaccines and he also solved world hunger but """they""" didn't accept that so they stopped the product.
He is also literally Jesus
as someone who's never seen a ds2 speedrun, this confused the everloving fuck out of me. still awesome though.
this is a classic ds2 unpatched run and on this patch you could get out of bounds almost anywhere
Damn this was some real "First started watching Dist" throwback type stuff. NICE!!!
This is fun to see you talk about hoping elden ring has broken patches. You were to right, to right...
he practically called the zip glitch hahaha
good old bino boost. The good days.
Old Patch , speedrunning while he did the Buckler glitch 1st try ?!... I honestly never seen it pulled off that easily for the major skip , specialy alongtime ago from Dist aswell... GG's yo thats crazy
1:04:57 Key+Pizza break over
Such an underrated run.
I might have to buy this and add it to my collection as it’s the only one I haven’t played since Elden ring
"I hope were gonna have something crazy like parry walks in Elden Ring" queue zips...
The "Purple , i'm fast AF Boiiii" Run is what the Title should've been called 🤣👾😈
This is going to be fun
Binocular boosting lolz. Love ds2
He going nock speed 1
This is Fallout New Vegas level of broken speedrun
Good ol DaS2.
Person in chat said elden ring speedrun 12 seconds, little did they know...
Listening to the steak story like, bro that's how nice places serve you steak.
when was that stream?
I'm always amazed when I think about HOW THE F. you guys find these bugs/glitches lol
This was before scholar right?
Man I haven't seen these skips since 2014.
He is a SPEEDY boi in this
Distortion2 might be the biggest peach in the entire world and has probably never seared his own steak
What does this even mean? lol
There’s more than one bonfire in Aldiss keep? Wtf I never knew that
Dammit, you keep uploading things I want to watch right when I can't watch them.
Stahp.
"i wonder what crazy shit well have like parry walking in elden ring" do zips count lmfaooo
5:08 "i wonder if we gonna have something crazy like the parry walk in ER" xD even worst ! ! !! ! ! zip
Good to see Noobest still bingo boosting out there
Your character is very, very beautiful, the most beautiful woman in the dark souls 2.
OMG I don't not pay you to eat pizza - play the gaem!
Love you Dist
Nice urn! I'm taking a small break from Elden Ring to enjoy the simpler times of DS2.
I've never seen kangaroo pizza, but the meat is really good. FYI Emu is pronounced e-mew (like the pokemon) 🙂
Oh shit was i supposed to play it like this??
Is it possible to play DS1 in Reverse?
Maybe, there's a lot of keys and special conditions you have to meet to do certain bosses. You can fight the 4 kings as your 2nd boss, and for the other 3 lords you may have to do some dead angle camera shenanigans. Considering you can skip the Iron Golem, I think it's possible
Closest thing would most likely be:
1. Glitch asylum demon so you can come back to do him towards the end
2. Beat sif and four kings to have access to kaathe.
3. Sens gate skip to access anor londo early
4. Take out the slam jam brothers and take kaathe to place the vessel.
5. Work backwards from the big four or if you’re an absolute chad you can wrong warp to gwyn and kill the final boss as the 5th boss.
giorno giovanna elden lord!!!
1:04:36 to skip the pizza advertisement lol 😂
OMG owo
Naisu Run Distortion !
Yea...think there's a weapon same place as binos...been awhile since I played tho so...
The bosses had an order? I just started playing the game and i don't know much about it.
it's loose but it's there.
It has order as in: You start with the first batch of bosses, progress through the world and then fight harder bosses. Repeat until you get to the final boss.
But this speedrun category uses glitches to skip huge sections of the game to kill as many bosses in the opposite order that the devs intended.
Yes you can't go to every boss immediately some are locked behind other bosses.
It's bothering me so much that I dont know why youre parrying certain enemies unarmed then just leaving. What do you gain from that? I dont even play Dark Souls 2 and I must know.
It's a glitch, I'm not too knowledgeable how it works but it boils down to, you parry them roll over them (might also need an attack input simultaneously I don't know) and then you are out of bounds, that is why he can run through the air almost anywhere in the game. The unarmed part is to not deal too much damage when he accidentally actually attacks them.
Bro i get that you dont play but goddamn pay attention its kinda obvious at some point
@@fjoellweird to respond to a two year old comment, but what glitch he's executing is called a parrywalk. It basically locks your z coordinate so you can't gain or lose height unless forced too by map geometry or by a few other things (getting staggered, jumping, falling over, parrying someone normally)
utube peple, rember: dist didnt forgot us! We will arise!
wen day is dark, alway rember od patch.
1:41:37 Satan approves xD
Dyslexic Santa also xD
peepoRun
I wonder what controls he uses, I can’t do much on this gam because of the fact you can’t change binds for controller,
What the hell is that run lmao
I assume you’re talking about when he’s going super fast? It’s an old glitch called bino boosting only possible on vanilla DS2. I don’t know the exact nuances to execute it, but I believe you have to use the binoculars, roll, and possibly something else to get a temporary speed boost. I was never very good at it so idk if there’s more to it.
@@TSfish94 Not at all, i watch his runs for a good time now and i think the first i watched was the one with Glitch and binoboost where he got the WR, i was just talking about the bosses order!
@@dovahskill2108 gotcha. Even though it’s more of a meme run I’d love to see what an optimized version of this route looks like.
@@TSfish94 True + meme runs are always great
Aldia's skip
5:05 little did he know...
lol what
can I get a scuff steak shirt if I subscribe
Still better than Dark Souls 3, and always will be. At least DkS2 straight up added stuff to DkS1 mechanics.... DkS3 just took stuff away.
THAT ZOOMING TO FP IS ANNOYING
Distortion is really ignorant towards Hispanic cultures. This is why Squillakilla is better.