Britain IRL: We will give the Germans what they want to preserve World peace! Britain in HOI4: *Guarantees Bhutan after El Salvador justifies on it for half a second*
Technically Britain only agreed to the annexation of German territory - Austria - Czechoslovakia (not the entirety of it) And when Poland were invaded they declared war Ironically, you say they were too passive, meanwhile others blame them for being too aggressive… lose lose situation
@@XXXTENTAClON227They were way to passive in WW2. Not only did they let Germany break multiple treaties and agreements from the First World War (eg rhineland etc) but they went to the extent that even annexation of land was okay in their eyes.
@@someguywithopinions1326 far easier to justify in hindsight and when you’re not involved like they were Remember, this is less than a century ago, 2 decades after they just lost an entire generation. I am very curious as to how you’d motivate them for round 2 against Germany because Austria was annexed by an Austrian It is even more ironic when Americans criticise Britain and France for their actions, when the USA did not declare war after: - Annexation of Austria - Annexation of Czechoslovakia - Invasion of Poland - Partition of Poland - Invasion of Denmark - Invasion of Norway - Invasion of Belgium - Invasion of Netherlands - Invasion of France - Capitulation of France - Invasion of Yugoslavia - Invasion of Greece - Invasion of USSR - Germany literally sinking US ships It was only when Germany, who was already struggling, declared war first. That is impressive passiveness The USA was a belligerent of the Treaty of Versailles remember
@@XXXTENTAClON227except the USA didnt have a reason to intervene they were not the ones guranteeing europe and were not in the league of nations nor the allies. The french and british literally let everyone who entered into diplomatic relations with them get absolutely stomped on and arbitrarily decide only when poland is invaded to do something about it and even then they didnt do anything about the soviets also invading poland, just germany. Also on top of that USA's industry was the only thing keeping the allies in the fight prior to direct intervention. Seethe more
Garentees a minor, goes to war in their defense, doesn't send any actual aid or troops, let's them die, sits on island till it can invade Italy. This is the UK AI logic
You just gotta declare war the day your focus is done, the ai only guarantee the day after for most focuses. Justifications are an annoyingly different story.
What are you saying there is no escape from great britains guarantees they are always going to haunt you unless you create a difficulty where guarantees are blocked
You see I prefer playing with historical focuses off because I went insane from seeing that guarantee as I'm playing a minor nation on the opposite side of the globe from the UK
I usually kill France and then immediately set up a naval invasion in southern Britain. The Britain AI will have naval superiority most of the time but if you set up your fleet and have the invasion ready and active, the British AI always moves their fleet at some point and the landing fires. 5-1 success rate.
Me justifying on random countries across the globe so that Britain wastes all it's PP guaranteeing them and can't afford to guarantee who I actually wanna invade
Germany annexes Austria and Chechoslovakia shortly after UK: totally acceptable El Salvador justifies on Honduras for a single day UK: colonies... Assemble
I played as Albania and ACCIDENTALLY(on purpose)declared war on Italy and won,little did I know that historical mode wasn’t on so the uk was guaranteeing italy
Actually like, you can just go to war whit all of south America anyways even if us guarantees everyone there. I know cause I played as Mexico and yeah us does nothing. I think as long as you yourself are guaranteed by the US you can go to war whit other US guaranteed countries. At least it worked for me like that
When you busy attacking Poland on progress as Germany and put lot of troops and focus there, until you're realized that Northwest coast of Germany (Niedersachsen) starts speaking G'day mate.
When i play as German Reich in HOI4: Britain guarantees ALL MY FREAKING NEIGHBOURS 1 NANOSECOND AFTER I JUSTIFY WAR ON THEM, EVEN LUXEMBUORG AND LITHUANIA
Well do kinda what I did by returning Willhelm II to the throne and form the central powers then make sure most of Europe is with you then wait for France to go communist then justify on Luxembourg and before you attack you must have Italy, Japan, nordic countries, Balkens nations, Baltic nations, no more WW2 Italian leader, and basically everyone with you then attack Lithuanian and the British and communists will declare (idk why the commies declare war) and sweep out the french, Slavs and Russians and go to the communist peace/annexation conference while fending off the whole British empire then somehow invade the British Isles (which I have none been able to yet) then BOOM you have won. Oh sh!t I forgot about the lazer kiwis... Well good luck trying to win with this strategy but ignore the kiwis who are the supreme commanders of the pacific. Good luck
Imagine that Britain is willing to go to war over a conflict between Afghanistan and Sinkiang while the Germans are rolling over Europe. Hoi4 we love you
Britain in real life: nope no mayor power is going to become hegemonic in my watch Britain in hearts of iron: nope no mayor power is going to become hegemonic in my watch
Me playing a minor country and realizing I have to fight most of the globe then becoming depressed
That's why I always side with Germany as a minor country
@@germanfischyeah but then Germany does all the hard work and it's gets boring
@@germanfischand then you get little to no points in the peace deal
@@chernoblyat.152 plpc
@@lennard076 even still not as satisfying as taking down the allies on your own
Britain IRL: We will give the Germans what they want to preserve World peace!
Britain in HOI4: *Guarantees Bhutan after El Salvador justifies on it for half a second*
Technically Britain only agreed to the annexation of German territory
- Austria
- Czechoslovakia (not the entirety of it)
And when Poland were invaded they declared war
Ironically, you say they were too passive, meanwhile others blame them for being too aggressive… lose lose situation
@@XXXTENTAClON227They were way to passive in WW2. Not only did they let Germany break multiple treaties and agreements from the First World War (eg rhineland etc) but they went to the extent that even annexation of land was okay in their eyes.
@@someguywithopinions1326 far easier to justify in hindsight and when you’re not involved like they were
Remember, this is less than a century ago, 2 decades after they just lost an entire generation. I am very curious as to how you’d motivate them for round 2 against Germany because Austria was annexed by an Austrian
It is even more ironic when Americans criticise Britain and France for their actions, when the USA did not declare war after:
- Annexation of Austria
- Annexation of Czechoslovakia
- Invasion of Poland
- Partition of Poland
- Invasion of Denmark
- Invasion of Norway
- Invasion of Belgium
- Invasion of Netherlands
- Invasion of France
- Capitulation of France
- Invasion of Yugoslavia
- Invasion of Greece
- Invasion of USSR
- Germany literally sinking US ships
It was only when Germany, who was already struggling, declared war first. That is impressive passiveness
The USA was a belligerent of the Treaty of Versailles remember
@@XXXTENTAClON227except the USA didnt have a reason to intervene they were not the ones guranteeing europe and were not in the league of nations nor the allies. The french and british literally let everyone who entered into diplomatic relations with them get absolutely stomped on and arbitrarily decide only when poland is invaded to do something about it and even then they didnt do anything about the soviets also invading poland, just germany.
Also on top of that USA's industry was the only thing keeping the allies in the fight prior to direct intervention. Seethe more
@@XXXTENTAClON227it is because there is a large population of German in America.
UK on the way to guarantee every rock with a flag on it in the universe:
E
Canon😂
The UK is great at making me violently angry.
Great now I’m agreeing with Cell/Vegeta
Hey real Britain is good at that too... even though its in the past.
you can stop that from game paly settings
😂
And that's why they're British.
UK to every minors: i got chu fam ✋
Even though ill barely do anything 🤚
UK to every minor in 1820: get back to the factory fam 🤚
@@Nargistr LMFAO
I read this wrong 😅
Garentees a minor, goes to war in their defense, doesn't send any actual aid or troops, let's them die, sits on island till it can invade Italy.
This is the UK AI logic
My 50 paratrooper divisions: Kaboom?
Me: yes Rico, kaboom.
*UK has capitulated*
And they continue to fight in India or Australia
exactly
Fallschirmjägers go brrrr
I am trying to reform Austria-Hungry FOR GOD SAKE BRITAIN DO NOT GUARANTEE THE INTIRE BALKANS
I HATE THAT SO MUCH WHEN BRITAIN DOES THAT 😭
You just gotta declare war the day your focus is done, the ai only guarantee the day after for most focuses. Justifications are an annoyingly different story.
@@soviet_doge1263 im trusting you, im gonna try this
@@tedsterpapreck9750did it work?
What are you saying there is no escape from great britains guarantees they are always going to haunt you unless you create a difficulty where guarantees are blocked
I think there should be a time limit to how long a guarantee should last somewhat like the non-aggression pact
nah maybe make it cost more pp
When the world tension is low maybe it should last for a year? (and maybe when relations are high?)
nah just see it as free British real estate
@@derevianne1108 they do....
Perhaps the guarantees can be removed or blocked by spy operations or something?
hoi4 is soo self aware! that is one of the reasons i love this game!
A democratic nation stopping you from conquering nations madness 🤯
cool profile picture
@@jazurnik2970 you also have a cool profile picture!
@@nathanplays5514alright you got me I was damn that looks like the same person ..( takes a second look ) that is the same person 😂
No u
This is Very Accurate
My desire to write: annex ENG ⬆️😁
There is still france you realise
I mean in France really that big a problem
@@FIREINTHEHOLE446When you own all of the UK’s land france is no big deal
Canada , France : *Let me introduce myself* -
@@Joy_editz22At This Point You Might Aswell Include The Raj
Ngl the last bit with the logo sitting there with the song was cool
Seemed like the end credits of a movie
@@xirock1233 agreed
This guy gets it. It made me feel nostalgia for a game i still play.
“2% World Tension”
Paradox creating a dedicated HOI4 channel was a genius move.
I love how in touch they are with their game
Rooky says:"Oh crap, now i can't conquer this shitass"
Pro says:"How beautiful, now i can conquer a British and French territories too"
As a Rooky I have to say: Fr
You see I prefer playing with historical focuses off because I went insane from seeing that guarantee as I'm playing a minor nation on the opposite side of the globe from the UK
Plot twist: this was my plan since the begining, I'm ready to do operation sealion
I’ve got 2 army groups ready to Order 66 the Allies
Lol true, I actually just prepare for sealion before I invade poland.
I usually kill France and then immediately set up a naval invasion in southern Britain. The Britain AI will have naval superiority most of the time but if you set up your fleet and have the invasion ready and active, the British AI always moves their fleet at some point and the landing fires. 5-1 success rate.
1 day away from justification be like
*Laughs in restored imperial Germany who has allied with Britain*
I played as Estonia with historical off and the soviet union had a civil war. The union joined the axis while the republic controlled the comintern.
Me justifying on random countries across the globe so that Britain wastes all it's PP guaranteeing them and can't afford to guarantee who I actually wanna invade
That is me
(Except when playing Germany)
quick tip: you can avoid guarantees by keeping world tension below 25% (useful for when you're playing Germany)
Addon tip: You can avoid guarantees even when world tension is above 25% by having less than 10% contributed tension.
Ohh so that’s why I got away with invading Luxembourg and Denmark near the start of the game
Germany annexes Austria and Chechoslovakia shortly after
UK: totally acceptable
El Salvador justifies on Honduras for a single day
UK: colonies... Assemble
The thousand nations of the British Empire descend upon you! 😂
I see a guarantor from Britain more often than my father.
🖐️ ‹- 🇬🇧 : You wanna invade? Think again
*opens console commands*
"Tag eng"
*revokes guarantee*
"Tag (the tag of whatever nation you were playing as)*
*continues conquest*
'Annex eng
@@user-bg4es2zr1p debug_nuking
@@broodbassoon105civilwar fascism eng
`
puppet ??? eng
nocb
`
*Declares war on whoever you wanted to declare*
@@newhoi4guy
`
"tag eng"
*deletes all divisions*
"tag (tag of nation you were playing as)"
"tp"
'
*picks 24 divisions*
*right clicking intensifies*
Half of my achievement runs are ruined by the UK
Your welcome 🙂
I played as Albania and ACCIDENTALLY(on purpose)declared war on Italy and won,little did I know that historical mode wasn’t on so the uk was guaranteeing italy
Вижу гарант от Британии чаще чем своего отца
They know of the monster they created
Прикольно, что сами разрабы рофлят над этим 🧐
_You'll never know how my comment got so many likes._
This comment 😂🙌💯
@@thatguy4360 thanks bro
A democratic nation stopping you from conquering nations madness 🤯
@@djcustoms6637britain when hitler annexes half of europe: I sleep
Britain when i justify on the most irrelevant country ever: real shit
uk ai
r ne
When UK guarantees Argentina 😨.
OH GOD
Goddamnit😞
That will not stop me, that's a free Britain after all
Custom game rules - disable guarantees, and I am happy now.
I hate when this happens
*laughs in naval invasion cheese*
I think this is actually really funny and a great challenge so there should be a UK mode in which the UK guarantees as much as it possibly can
The British navy is so annoying but then there’s is those things called paratroopers and that “annex eng” is just so cool.
Me: I'm starting a war with Poland
Poland: calls on Britain for help
Britain: Alliance calls for help 💀
never let them know your next move
*turns on console commands*
ironman mode: 💀
Me:Playing as Brazil
USA:
Actually like, you can just go to war whit all of south America anyways even if us guarantees everyone there. I know cause I played as Mexico and yeah us does nothing. I think as long as you yourself are guaranteed by the US you can go to war whit other US guaranteed countries. At least it worked for me like that
That one doesnt count for south america
u can declare was through the guarantees as a south American country those are scripted in
they fr said
"nuh uhh"
"* waddle finger *"
Everybody's angry at Britain but they've saved my ass before with that clutch guarantee so leave my boy alone
As a beginner this makes my life a living hell i can only fight the big guys and that's not really my thing yet
You can make it so nobody can issue guarantees in the game rules, thats what I do
Me: small country in south america clicks "deceare war" usa: hallo mother f***
✋🇬🇧
*Britain says no 🤚*
Germany: Successfully execute operation Sea Lion
When you busy attacking Poland on progress as Germany and put lot of troops and focus there, until you're realized that Northwest coast of Germany (Niedersachsen) starts speaking G'day mate.
Germany: hehehehehehe
If not guaranteed: *invites to allies
Ottoman says yes 🗿🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷
Застрахуй братуху, застрахуй...
See British Guarantee more often than my mother
I thought I was the only one dealing with this for the longest time lol
"Where would one desire to be navally invaded, good sir?"
When you try to form Austria Hungary but the British and France guarantee all of the darn balkans…
Hey I declare war againts you!
I refuse!
Me trying to invade Norway as Sweden: Allied powers: No
For only 2% Tension? Wild 😂
Oh no they have discovered shorts and its getting into my Shorts algorithm. First War Thunder now Hoi4
Гарант от Великобритании вижу чаще чем отца
10 paratrooper divisions from ireland:
I cant remember how many playthroughs i got stressed just because of this
Basement guy from Warthunder , but from paradox
But UK ai oftenly protects us in MP.
there's a special place in hell for the british ai dawg
Yeah paradox bunker makes his work
Me when Britain guarantees country that dotn have any shore
This is why I go non historical then it becomes Germany lol. They like to go democratic for some reason
EVEN THE FUCKING OFFICIAL
CZcams ACKNOWLEDGES HOW ANNOYING THIS IS
that's kinda funny tbh
We have all been there
The moment you take the UK out of the picture you won. Simple as
Fascist Ireland - "K bet."
resisting the urge to use console commands as germany:
I see the guarantee of independence from Britain more often than my father
America: *Demands northwest strip from Canada*
Me casually getting Benelux as German reich:
🤚🇬🇧
Me justifying on Finland and immediately canceling to see some a more chaotic ww2
Little do they know, I already had a Sealion planned.
This is why i always replace guarantee with same ideology only.
When i play as German Reich in HOI4: Britain guarantees ALL MY FREAKING NEIGHBOURS 1 NANOSECOND AFTER I JUSTIFY WAR ON THEM, EVEN LUXEMBUORG AND LITHUANIA
Well do kinda what I did by returning Willhelm II to the throne and form the central powers then make sure most of Europe is with you then wait for France to go communist then justify on Luxembourg and before you attack you must have Italy, Japan, nordic countries, Balkens nations, Baltic nations, no more WW2 Italian leader, and basically everyone with you then attack Lithuanian and the British and communists will declare (idk why the commies declare war) and sweep out the french, Slavs and Russians and go to the communist peace/annexation conference while fending off the whole British empire then somehow invade the British Isles (which I have none been able to yet) then BOOM you have won. Oh sh!t I forgot about the lazer kiwis... Well good luck trying to win with this strategy but ignore the kiwis who are the supreme commanders of the pacific. Good luck
wth@@jaybiks2458
Гарант от британии вижу чаще чем отца
✋
Официальный канал!!!😂😂😂
Petition to add events about Stan Lee in WW2 hoi4
That feel when you See that on Polska
Britain might guarantee the whole but it can't guarantee itself >:)
Imagine that Britain is willing to go to war over a conflict between Afghanistan and Sinkiang while the Germans are rolling over Europe. Hoi4 we love you
MFW Estonia that i was about to conquer got guaranteed by Switzerland
There's a setting to change tension limits or ban guarantees :(
yugoslavia man, all those resources yet its guaranteed by romania and the brits
It's almost always like this with me 💀💀💀
I know homeboy Addy got my back
Britain in real life: nope no mayor power is going to become hegemonic in my watch
Britain in hearts of iron: nope no mayor power is going to become hegemonic in my watch
В главных ролях: злодей британец
Not starring: The people that were being curb stomped by fascists until the villainous 'anglos' stepped in.
The basement guy from war thunder is expanding
Sometimes i justify on multiple nations just so Britain looses all of its PP
Pov: u try to attack a neutral country that is t democratic Britan be like Did I say u can do it?
Will there be any disadvantages? there is no need to justify the purpose of the war against Britain.