Stephen Merchant: Sex Is Hard For Tall People | CONAN on TBS
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- (Original Airdate: 01/16/12) Stephen acts out what it would be like for him and Conan to make love.
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Stephen could not have picked a better partner for this demonstration - it's too funny.
The perfect partner is sitting right beside him at only 5'7".
@@vwaudiwelder yeah until she claims sexual harassment or assault.
@vwaudiwelder in the 'her wearing his shoes segment' she asked if it involved being mounted, and Stephen said no.
So he couldn't go back on his word.
the hand motion he makes when he describes the noises lmao
😭
squeeze
🤌🖐🤌🖐🤌🖐
The only time Conan has ever looked average height 😂😂
Fr
especially since Mr. Merchant isn’t an athlete (basketball player)
I love the fact that he's sitting next to a supermodel, and he asks Conan to be his sex partner
"priorities have to be set straight"
-someone straight
Yea, cause he knows how to not get sued.
That's not a supermodel. That's Kate Beckinsale, the British actress.
He is realistic 😂
@@ciarakristos111 Pretty much the same thing.
"I wasn't done so.." had me dying :D
I just re-played portal 2 and God I just love Stephen Merchants voice. He is perfect for the character of Wheatley and im glad to know he just used his normal voice for him
Oh wow somehow I've never made the link until now
i was like "i know this voice!"
Watch the show The Extras. He isn't the star, but he steals the show when he's on (which is most episodes if not all)
OH MY GOD! HOW HAVE I NEVER MADE THIS CONNECTION?????
He sounds exactly like weathley.
God, I miss Conan on late night! He made life worth living.
The only thing keeping us all going. What's the point without it
"Conan truly was a gem in late-night TV, wasn't he? His unique humor brought so much joy. Remember, his classic episodes are always there to revisit when you feel life is hard 😅
Check out the podcast then!!
Truly❤
The best.
Whoever running this CZcams channel, You're doing a great work. Please keep those clips coming. 😁 Team Coco is like a stress buster for me & everytime I see something new on this channel, it immediately brings smile and excitement on my face. Because I have almost seen everything on this channel. I just love this show since decade. I love Conan, Andy & everyone who make this possible.
It's one of Jordan's various tasks.
Not sure if you’ve ever done this but type Conan Remote into the search bar and buckle up for happiness overload.
This is why I miss Conan's show. Guests getting him to do anything to prove their point. #CONANLOVE
Stephen has that awkward comedy perfected, he is hilarious and him and Conan i'd love to see more of for sure.
That awkward comedy is British humor, just saying
You can tell that Conan looks up to Stephen.
Yeah, but what about figuratively?
Stephen Merchant is an incredible writer, I can see why.
I thought the grandmother was going to comment on the bookcase as well 😂
🤣🤣🤣looks like a veneer.
@@lisasante254 "Very nice sheen to it. Looks sturdy."
And well it'd have to be, Keira Knightley is getting rammed on it.
I thought she was gonna comment 😂
" I lost my anal virginity in 1934 next to bookcase that looked similar to that"
Now that's a guest that comes prepared with material. he's rehearsed it and came to entertain.
*Seriously miss Conan!!!!!* You made my sad days just more wholesome!!!
Listen to the podcast noob
@@Itsmeimyourdad what is podcast?
You gotta get on the podcast. Conan without rules. And LOTS of him.
@@furkan6402 it's a dessert
@@inherblues7261 is dessert a podcast?
Stephen is one of the nicest gents around
OMG that's my way of dealing with uncomfortable scenes in front of people as well. I just start monologuing about what we've learned in the movie so far or start asking about which stars are who or whatever else I can think up haha. I know its annoying to some but I just can't sit through scenes like that with others around in good conscience xD
“That’s some people’s ultimate fantasy.”
Andy: “boy howdy! Is it!”
I can't believe I never saw this one!! Conan is the Buddha of Comedy 😂
you're old.
Loads of 5'4 women all over the world shouting at the screen "I'd make it work"
That thumbnail looks like Steve's about to get Conan to do a lil something. 😳
He would truly become cone bone 69
What non
1:08 I can hardly stop chuckling long enough to finish this. I’m all tensed up at the awkwardness.
Was expecting him to say that grandma stopped and commented "quite a lovely-looking bookcase, is that Rosewood?".
After his and his dad's awkwardness, I was hoping she would shuffle in and say, "Your grandad used to rail me like that in his study."
Bring him again on the podcast!
"I wasn't done. So..." - lmao😂
These two are the best combo ever
The sections for this video. Lol
Both of these guys are hilarious!
I'm Dying!!!😂😂😂😂
I miss late night Conan 😂😂😂
It's not so much the height, as it is the height DIFFERENCE. I'm 6'2" and dated this latina who was 4'11" and I can't even count how many times my legs cramped up just trying to make the right angles work lol
Eventually it was just like....alright, you gotta get on top girl.
Why’d you date that short of a girl
He ain’t wrong. But there are some positions that help, haha. Furniture is key!
lovely bookcase frome rosewood😅
Conan is really unbeatable! He has a podcast called Conan needs a friend that’s a great btw
I hadn't laughed so hard in a while... This was amazing
My mom and grandparents came to my campus when I was in undergrad for Family Weekend. My intro French course was studying Amelie and we were still at the beginning of the movie. I was, thankfully, not sitting near my relatives when the “How many people are having orgasms right now?” scene came on, but I was mortified all the same.
Kate looking great as always
It’s Wheatley From Portal 2 🤣
Agreed... Came from the r/talk sub btw
THE TOOTH FAIRY!!!!
OK so I'm not alone. I go to get chips when the scenes come up.....
I love the way Conan just sort of accepted it as it was happening
Man alive
I think Stephen Merchant is stealing my moves.
Kate Beckinsale♥♥
Merchant is a genius.
And Genius is a merchant.
We’ll never have another Conan. 1 in a billion.
So we have about 8 Conans at any given time?
@@hgoose95yeah but now filter down the odds of them being in a part of the world/having the luck/the connections / timing / opportunity to even have a chance of becoming a tv star for us to ‘have’
Conan is actually not as insanely tall as I thought he was haha. My dad's "6'4"-ish" as well. I was always under the impression that Conan was at least 6'7". Maybe everyone he stands next to is just shorter than I imagined?
He’s 6”5 that’s still really tall
He's definitely a tall dude, but it'd be exacerbated by the fact that actors tend to be shorter than average height, and average height is well under 6'4" as it is
@@timsweeney9283Unless you're in Scandinavia, average height for men is something like 5'10". Depends on your country a bit though.
I think it’s because a lot of actors overstate their height. Like the Rock is listed at 6’5” and Conan is clearly taller than him, so you think Conan must be 6’7” or something but actually it’s because the Rock isn’t even 6’3”
@@whateverreally1347I think the rock is only just 6'1"
Nice pun🤣
I love them both
Holy crap, the whole time I thought "The Voice Sounds familiar..."
It's the Voice of Wheatley of Portal 2!!!
lmao that was hilarious😭 i'm 5'3 and that's crazy how tall he is
Being 6'5" with a 5'0" girl was not a problem. Totally worth the slipped disc
Bro I can't believe Conan interviewed Wheatley from Portal
The butler from Modern Family!
I love him with Ricky Gervais, too.
00:26
Snuck isn't a word Stephen, you are 6'7" and you should know that
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
Snuck is the past tense of sneak. Really get a dictionary kiddo ;p
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Either you didn't get the reference or I should do that evil laugh 😂
Miss Jennifer Garner
this so hilarious to watch 🤣🤣🤣
I csn only envision Wheatley saying this stuff
I don't know the guest but such a good story teller🤣
Stephen Merchant
He’s on the original version of The Office
He is the co-creator of The Office alongside Ricky Gervais.
Stephen Merchant, English comedian.
There are these things called beds... Make it a little easier.
That is a lovely bookcase! Rosewood! LOL!
Shoutout to the Team Coco intern diving this video into Parents, Height and Sex!
Someone said
“Steven Merchant is to Ricky Gervais as
Larry David is to Jerry Seinfeld”
The goods
Not even remotely close. Ricky made both Office and Extras work due to his acting. Seinfeld wasnt even an actor, he just played himself while others carried the shows. Not to mention Ricky created standups and shows on his own that are pretty good while in contrast Steve went down different road now playing drama roles. Also Golden Globes performances. This idea that Ricky cant write a good joke, that its all Merchant, I have no clue what people base it off when the reality would say its the opposite, its Ricky who seems to have more comedic talent than Steve.
@@outlander234 He did do the whistle so I’ll give him that
Bad comparison. I love Merchant, but Gervais is more than capable of holding his own.
@@raveoreynolds6049 Jerry had the Bee Movie but it’s not Curb
@@LeonardoMastrogiovanni I find Seinfeld very funny and The Office mediocre
I love you guys
it's like a piece of weird art
Reminds me when I played janet in the car, while driving my family. When it came to throb, luckily I stopped at the intersection, and skipped forward on my CD player. BTW the windows were down.
Remember when Conan went on Craig Ferguson's show. Titans of witty conversation and funny storytelling.
He looks exactly like the beast titan
Damn, I thought that only happened in non-anglo households! Gold hahahah!
“I wasn’t done”
I never heard of this guest but he's hilarious.
Really funny guy, has acted in a lot of different stuff.
Co-creator of The Office!
My favorite things he's done are the voice of Wheatley in the game Portal 2 and his role in the movie Logan, an unexpectedly fantastic superhero movie (really a sci-fi western)
Always brag about how I love Ricky & Stephen’s The Office so much more than the American version.
He’s funny
And Konig from COD is 6'10"
He should try watching „blue is the warmest color“ with his parents 😂
Saw Bruno at the cinema with my partner and father-in-law.
I thought the grandmum was going to sit down and make some comments about how they are doing it wrong on TV. 😂 Image the awareness
What are the odds the movie was Atonement lol
That was a movie I watched once too while my parents were in the room during that same exact scene
Reminder that Steve Merchant was the second funniest person in the room of the XFM shows cause cmon, no one can compete with Pilkers...also something something buldging with imaginary riches
Look at the gleam on that!!
“No sex please, we’re British”
I'm almost 6'2" Stephen! You just need to find an equally tall lady and then the height difference isn't as big. I don't know about the UK but spend some time in Holland and Germany haha
6’2 as a woman?! Wow, you win! And I thought I was tall at 175 haha!
@@e6026 haha yeah. You're fairly tall but I weirdly have quite a few friends that height so I'm the tall one. I'm half Dutch so it's pretty common
😂😂😂😂
Wheatley hath spoken!
i need them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not really sure what he's talking about. My gf is a foot shorter than me and it works fine. It's actually kind of nice to not have to look her in the eyes all the time because she always wants to stare deeply into my eyes while I'm ploughing her. I'm like, hey I'm just trying to focus on getting my exercise. 😅
That's great, tell us more about 'ploughing' your gf.
What a gentleman, I hope her parents don’t know your username 😬
@@lisasante254 That first reply was her parents.
What’s wrong with her wanting to stare deeply into your eyes, she’s your girlfriend you shouldn’t have a problem with that. You should choose probably choose a better word than “plough”
You plough your gf, good for you 😂
If i watch any movie w/ a love scene w/ my parents my dad still says “Pickle, shut your eyes and ears”. I’m 45 years old 😂
Oooo I remember watching him first on modern family😂
I wish he would have transitioned briefly into Wheatley, giving praise to "the grip"
I’m 6’9”. Can confirm
This is the same situation faced by almost every indians and i guess all asian people too!!
I am actually surprised to know that British parents are very reserved on talking about sex!! 😅
All expert players when there is no arta! :D
He’ll be back. He can’t stay away. It’ll just take some time. I have a feeling the HBO travel show is just the tip of the iceberg. I wouldn’t be surprised if HBO gave him his own late night show…
Won't happen. Late-Night is an almost dead format. The existing decade long franchises like the Tonight Show are struggling with ratings. Corden just got canned for it.
@@raveoreynolds6049 I don’t think it’s the format that is dead. We just don’t have a Conan or a Dave to tune into! None of those 3 have the magic! TV execs. Effing blew it when they lost Conan!
Yea I remember Conan talking about that, he should for sure get it
@@raveoreynolds6049corden didn’t get canned, he chose to resign to spend more time with family, he said it. It’s not dead it’s been sleep for years especially the last 3 but there’s no one funny enough worth watching like the rare gem Conan is
@@raveoreynolds6049 hbo isn’t the same platform man. Real-time has been on for 15 years. It’ll work on hbo.
I know what he means... why can't they just show the barn door closing
hahahahahahaha
Wow, I never thought watching a sex scene with your parents and trying to pretend it’s not even happening and none of you are noticing is such a common global experience
As a 6'1 woman, I'd suggest looking for someone nearer your own size Stephen. It'd be easier on your back. lol
Wow Merchant is 6"7??
well there's some truth in there
it may be hard for tall for people but its non existent for short people
Conan is posting this bc he’s having tall fun bed time troubles
WHEATLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oi lanky!