Jeff Goldblum is weird on Conan (compilation)
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- čas přidán 26. 05. 2018
- This is a collection of many weird Jeff Goldblum moments on Conan. See part 2:
• Jeff Goldblum is weird...
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Jeff Goldblum is what Mariijuana smokes
Straight up!
lololol -- great one
🤣
thats the best discription I read yet
and it's marvelous. Thank you Jesus.
Jeff is gayest straight man to walk the earth
Finessed I thought that would go to norm Macdonald a closeted homosexual
That's simply called transversal /universal sex appeal :) he's got it!
I firmly believe both Norm and Goldblum are at least bi-sexual.
Wat
Finessed Bi ?
He seems like a Liberal Arts professor who teaches about the behaviors of cats.
Lol!!!
🤣🤣🤣
@@jabalzy6982 how is that an insult ?
@@ayushchawdhary537 do you seriously need to ask this ?
This has me crying, so accurate! 😂😂😂
He's so touchy but he's so charismatic that it's not even creepy.
Nope-- massive overhanging dread fills my gut while i watch him speak. Its extra weird cause i dont know shit about the guy in the first place.
yeah no it's weird for me
@@AozoraUltra2006 I knew i couldnt be the only one
Robyn Alice incorrect
@@robynalice879 yikes you're super uptight
The human embodiment of scat jazz.
this is my favourite comment
Glad someone else noticed!
This is so fucking perfect, I now know how to describe Jeff Goldblum in one sentence.
Yess
Bitchtheman oh MY GOD you put it into words
Conan met someone weirder than him
Halle Stanley Who?
@@Jeremy-jm3fe "Someone weirder than him[self]"
Jordan Schlansky
Well he already met Aubrey Plaza
@@mscheese000 oh i got the misunderstanding
Jeff “So you go with the black sock... you go with the dressy black sock”
Conan “WHO ARE YOU”
2:24
@@chloefenner5192 Doing God's work.
Lmaoo
We know. We watched it.
😂
Jeff goldblum is so sensual it makes it seem like he's a cat
He definitely seems like a cat person. Wearing a turtleneck stroking his pussy ;)
Cats are sensual?!
Gummi Bear Ew
@@gummibear696 N I G G A W H A T
Yes I have seen cats get aroused by the slightest touch
it just them flirting ..
You know that i like to examine you
dumb thicc wizard (puts hand on face) id like her to examine me
He can’t articulate himself but he can at the same time
So true😂
How is this so accurate
It's more of a mellifluous cloud of confusing words.
He can pragmatically communicate well but not semantically
@@JonahNelson7 :)
I feel like the only reason he's so loopy on Conan's show is because he's probably just really comfortable with Conan and his show. So much so that he relaxes, throws around his glasses like he's at home with a friend and just has a good conversation and a good time.
Or maybe he is just straight up moron.
Jakub Ltk okay i like that you're commenting on 1 year old comments just to call Jeff a moron or an idiot for some reason.
@@joutakujo9773 lol ikr
Jeff on Conan is the version of Jeff that everyone thinks of, weird and super relaxed
He's like this everywhere.
I’ll have whatever he’s having
Hayley Sullivan he’s high on life yo
A Halls
Zed Isdead Depression is at all time high for upper-class people. But nice try.
@@MyYoyoyoyoyo12345 lmao!
He's having Jeff goldblum
He is so odd. We have never seen anything like him before and we probably never will again.
Metal Matt totally agreed and love your username and profile background. Metallica rules🤘🏻
Harley Quinn Thanks and I like your username and profile pic as well. I also see that you are a fellow maggot.
Metal Matt you're welcome and thank you. Yes I am as well☺️
Harley Quinn If you don't mind me asking what is your favorite Slipknot song?
Metal Matt that's always so hard for me to answer cause there's so many. If I haaad to pick I'd probably say Duality but I also really love Wait And Bleed, Dead Memories, I am Hated, People=Shit, Snuff, Before I Forget, The Heretic Anthem, Surfacing, etc lol
"That huge globe, look at that!"
"THAT'S THE MOON."
No actually it's very enlarged if you haven't noticed which is something most people doesn't seem to have noticed.
It's a small detail that not everyone seems to have noticed with the Conan show.
@@gustaf3811 bruh that ain't a small detail literally everyone knows that.
I didn’t expect to see you here pd-nim!! 😂
He’s an alien that sucks at pretending he’s human
But we play along and love him anyway
I read this in their voices😆
“I almost choked on my *HALLS* coughdrop.”
LOL best part
Jeff "I only did acid one time" goldblum
Boogie Meister lmao.
and the trip is still a on going thing.
The greatest testament to Jeff Goldblum's greatness is that no one has misinterpreted any of this as sexual harassment
No Hollywood beauty has ever been charged for sexual harassment either. It’s because people don’t classify attention from people they are like as harassment.
No one sees it as sexual harassment because Conan isn't a woman. Imagine if Goldblum stuck his finger down a female host's butt crack, like he did with Conan - it'd be a completely different story.
Yes. Let’s just bring up something that goes with current affairs. Take me back to the 70’s when people weren’t so sensitive.
@@Jeremy-jm3fe yes, but he doesn't
Jeff has an understanding of people so he knows which would be okay with his tics etc
Conan and him are basically in a relationship by now so they have a mutual understanding
He wouldnt poke an interviewer's buttcrack on the first meeting. Male or female.
He is flirty with everyone, yes, but the degree varies from situation to situation.
At least as far as we know for now.
@@chocloditelensman the fuck are you talking about?
"I'm like Sherlock Holmes, in many ways". I think he explained enough.
The cocaine habit?
Logan Blackwell what I was gonna say lol
crazysingingchick No being gay
Cuz he's FABULOUS
5:15 "look at him he's stroking the furniture!"
Jeff: "I ammm I ammmmm ;)"
Ive only ever had that same urge to touch everything including furniture when Im rolling balls on E.
Jeff Goldblum is just constantly high on molly. And you know what? That's okay. 😂
I think it's funny at the end how ecstatic the audience was at even the possibility of Conan exposing his Irish red pubic hat to Jeff Goldblum. Then Goldblum throws on his designer prescription glasses and was straight faced and highly interested in what he was about to reveal... Even Andy couldn't hold back and laughed first.
lmfao
They're both getting closer and closer to risking it all in with each interview
Yeah, I just noticed that too. 1:43 and 4:00 mark
"You know that I like to examine you, *H M M M M M M ."*
I love Jeff
He's like the acid jazz version of Eric Andre
D'angelo JacobHymenShits An interaction between those two would be a truly wonderful thing. Too bad the universe would implode if they were to stand within 500 feet of each other
TRULY
He should get invited in the Eric Andre show. Maybe Andre will be able to unleash a previously unseen side of the Goldblum.
@@domingadoflaminga3961 No side of Goldblum is unseen ;)
😂😂😂
We need to freeze Jeff Goldblum and place him in a time capsule so future generations can appreciate this specimen
I think there are more entertaining idiots.
@@bdgdog go away these comments are old your just a repetitive crap talker
Dafaq I don't even remember writing this comment or watching this vid lol
@@M3Lucky Thats something Jeff would say
He's the Grandmaster, he's been alive for millions of years so don't worry.
2:10 hes 65 why the hell do his legs look so youthful JEFF GOLDBLUM EXPLAIN
T Hol probably lots of bike riding
Shaving and golden skin lol
EXBALAYN
Sunscreen
He’s dr. kelso’s son
jeff is the weirdest most craziest amazing person ever
If you think idiots are amazing thats pretty correct.
@@joutakujo9773 better than your spelling
Jakub Ltk i am wood
The internet sucks
@@samanthalong4801 I agree but here we are using it so...
This is just Goldblum flirting with Conan
And Conan being enchanted by it.
*disgusted
*enchanted
@@aussiemenace6897 looks like someone has a horrible case of The Notgays, you should get that looked at by a professional before it escalates into full blown denial..
@@aussiemenace6897 if you really think that, you clearly haven't watched enough Conan O'Brien.
If any other human being did these things it’d be creepy as fuck
But somehow it comes across as fascinating
And creepy as fuck.
It's like they say.. The difference between a creep and a smooth talking man is a fine line... Fine line right down to his wallet.
if any other human being criticized and insulted a guest like this it'd be rude as fuck. But somehow it comes across as, well, rude as fuck...
It’s because he’s so charismatic 🥰 He’s suuuper weird, but never in a way that makes me cringe or feel creeped out.
It also takes a bit of class and intelligence to recognize a creep from an artist. Idiots need simple terms and broad lines to understand the world. Subtlety often requires a keen sensitivity that isn't so garish and obvious.
Did a conversation ever actually take place between these two gentlemen?
Check Conan's podcast.
When an unstoppable ADHD force meets an unmovable ADHD object.
(I make this joke as an ADHDer.)
Doctor: you have 7:58 minutes to live
Me:
Damn I just came here to say that
If i had to sex with a man it be Jeff goldblume or Ayn Rand. Lol
@@Jmagee2113 same
Jeff, one of the most amazing human beings ever to roam the earth. Someone build him a statue
Build him a statue of what? Your sentence got cut off and the suspense is killing me, maybe a statue of a Unicorn.
I'm on it
Your wish came true today!
It's true!
They have done it last year in london 😂
I love how Conan never tries to save Jeff, rather immediately draws attention to Jeffs eccentricity
Jeff Goldblum and Timothy Olyphant on Conan are the most chaotic unscripted interviews.
Norm tops it all.
Norm is the best
Norm takes the top spot
Bill Burr too.
You forgot two: Flula Borg and Bill Burr
Imagine Jeff and Aubrey Plaza in the same room with Conan lol
Aubrey is his daughter who's just complicating the interview for fun and Jeff is the grandpa who's completely out of it
RedYoshi Doll Jeff Goldblum, Aubery Plaza, Eric Andre and Conan walk into a bar.
I dont understand the hype for Aubrey
Throw in Christopher Walken for good measure.
I get the vibe that Aubrey Plaza's quirkiness is at least partially an act, while Jeff is genuinely as weird as he seems.
Very weird but very Goldbloom. Love him and love that there are people like conan o brien who feed off of his weirdness LOL
August Lynch it's Goldblum
He's not weird. He's Jeff Goldblum. And we love him
And he is incredibly weird
Jeff Goldblum is like the one friend your dad has that you don’t grow to appreciate until you get older.
Hear me out: We need a Sex And The City reboot where all four women are played by Jeff Goldblum.
I would watch the shit out of that.
Goldblum, Crews, Danny DeVito, and ffs throw in Saoirse Ronan or Dakota Fanning as the 4th girl
2:30 You know that I like to examine you hmmm
name a more iconic duo
Monica DeFinney | Michael Jackson and Quincy Jones
They’re definitely my new favorite
Billie Kay and Payton Royce
Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart
Conan and Timothy Olyphant
"What are you looking for?" "I'm calling the police."
Now I know what bromance truly looks like. And the difference between sensuality and sexuality. (LOL)
I was once called "a female Jeff Goldblum with social anxiety" and I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said
Menthol causing vocal warmth is in itself poetically counter-intuitive he's so accidentally fantastical
No man has a greater sense of vertical and horizontal awareness than Jeff.
He'd be amazing at the use of ODM gear... except he'd chat with the titans rather than killing them
@@domingadoflaminga3961 "Ah oh you sure are biggg hmmm.."
5:02
O'Brien: "Rrrr ..."
Goldblum: "Rrrr ..."
conan: kiss me!?
jeff: what?
conan: NO anyway!!!
LOL
I don’t mind when Jeff throws his glasses, but when Conan does it...man oh man does it give me anxiety
Jeff: *gentle toss
Conan: YEEEET
It feels so rewarding to see Conan being outweirded by someone.
“Now u go with the black sock u go with the dressy black sock”
“WHO ARE YOU”
That-that big *globe* look at that!"
THATS THE MOON!!!!??!!
🤣🤣🤣
Jeff is an amazing man. I never knew he was this nuts and I love it lol he makes Conan even funnier
I never realized until now, watching these moments compiled, that Jeff is a SERIAL GLASSES TOSSER.
"No,No,No you misunderstand."
*Conan jumps back*
PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS
Jeff is the best Guest ever on Conan. He always needs to come back, forever.
"Kiss me"
"What?"
He probably crushes on Conan because he has a thing for tall, leggy redheads..i.e. Geena Davis.
Omg just watched a drag race clip where he said he likes red heads
How is he weird? He’s Jeff Goldblum for God sakes! This IS him. He’s freakin awesome
okay but the music cutting off right as Conan says "kiss me" (5:09) is IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY
I just had to comment. I Haven't laughed with tears running down my face for all of 2019. As depressing as that sounds, it's actually true. Thank you. Great editing and great Goldbluming, Jeff!
Hope you're still laughing. I really do hope.
Jeff as Burns and Conan as Smithers in a live action adaption
0:54 i love how he is almost choking but still wants to finish his sentence
Im straight but it has to amazing to make love to Jeff Goldblum
I’m a lesbian but I agree
as a gay male i agree
Just creepy
E X not really up to you bud
as a straight person I agree
He makes a comment about being Sherlock Holmes, does anyone else think that Jeff Goldblum would be fantastic as Sherlock Holmes?
I would never watch any movie with more intrigue and fascination than a Jeff Goldblum Sherlock Holmes movie
It needs to happen before we lose this beautiful specimen
@@averyplaysguitar bold of you to assume jeff goldblum isnt immortal
If the Guy Ritchie adaptation had been made in the 90s, yes, for sure!
Jeff: "What are you looking for?"
Conan: " I want to call the Police."
We need to have a conversation between Jeff Goldblum and Jordan Schlansky
This interview is peak Jeff Goldblum.
Searched human in cat form.
Jeff goldblum pictures flooded my screen.
I feel like hes somehow the closest and furthest thing to a human being at the same time.
Me: I’m straight.
Jeff:
Me: I’m straight
Jeff:
Me: maybe I’ll consider it
Schiller Memestar lol
he is his character from earth girls are easy..
Aaah, that blue cousin of The Grinch!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Their vibe is immaculate, and they truly bring out the best in one another, pure chaos in the loveliest way
I want a show with just these two wandering around being weird together.
I love how he knows that he is special in his behavior and laughs along with Conan 😄
He's great on Conan because he can just be himself because Conan gives amazing interviews and the interviewed are relaxed knowing that it's conan and no one is weider than him. And Jeff took that as a challenge.
Imagine him as a kid acting this weird
He could easily be a psychopath or just unlocked the hightest level of comfortable in one's own body.
It's great how he turns his social awkwardness into an endearing personality.
It makes him even more weird to know that his middle name is Lynn.
Jeff Goldblum is by far one of my favorite people ever. His mannerism is just the best.
I didn’t know Jeff had such nice n smooth legs omfg💖😂
Jeff is so funny
I’ve seen this clip more than a thousand times and still find myself searching for more clips of them together! Just amazing.
This is my favorite video on CZcams. I have literally come back to this vid so many time
Them together; so great. Thanks for the compilation!
*Goldblum
thank you for the compilation this video gives me life in darkest of times
First time watching Jeff in interviews and am extremely pleased to see how chaotic and fun he is. I was worried he'd act like a phony as people tend to in situations like this but he's just awesome.
0:51 Bro that smile creeps me out. That smile usually means Jeff is up to something
Finally someone who's taller than Conan
1:41 i think conan is really speechless for a moment there 🤣
Conan saying "kiss me" right when the music ended was so funny 😆😆
this is confirmed to be the best video on youtube ever
Jakub Ltk you sad, pathetic, loser.
I’ve recently discovered I absolutely love Jeff Goldblum’s interviews because he is of another world 😂
I love Jeff so much, I'm glad he's getting more appreciation as time goes on
Jeff Goldblum seems like he's channeling each of the past 7 decades simultaneously.
In 1974 Jeff Goldblum was in the hit movie, "Death Wish," starring, Charles Bronson. The producers of that movie were, Hal Landers & Bobby Roberts. Bobby Roberts was also the manager of the rock group, Steppenwolf, at that time. Apparently, Jeff Goldblum struck up a friendship with Steppenwolf keyboardist, Goldy McJohn, because Goldy once said, Jeff Goldbum was his cigarette-mooching pal.
He looks like the type of relative that caught you having sex before, and keeps teasing you every time during family gatherings
I want a show where Conan is wedged in between Jeff and Norm Macdonald and forced to deal with the chaos
Goldblum's pause sigh is one of the smoothest things since hot butter.
“ a nice uh a nice uh a nice uh” 🤣 I’m dyin I love goldblum and conans face when he looks to camera is priceless