C’mon, the Tesla Cybertruck isn’t THAT bad. 😏

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024

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  • @xtubejr
    @xtubejr Před 6 měsíci +30514

    TikTok in the car is some real crackhead activity.

    • @x4E5t
      @x4E5t Před 6 měsíci +107

      Stop telling on yourself 💀 would take one to know one 😂

    • @xtubejr
      @xtubejr Před 6 měsíci +504

      @@x4E5t nah, I don’t even have the app lol

    • @DevWo3
      @DevWo3 Před 6 měsíci +91

      bro gonna watch spongebob while driving

    • @azerty97212
      @azerty97212 Před 6 měsíci +29

      Fr this is sick

    • @dr0ne508
      @dr0ne508 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@xtubejrdawg you’re gonna be on a slideshow next

  • @skycaptain39
    @skycaptain39 Před 6 měsíci +87275

    THE TOUCHSCREEN FOR A GEAR SHIFT IS EVEN WORSE!

    • @alonegaming1532
      @alonegaming1532 Před 6 měsíci +793

      There are other ways for that I don't know exactly maybe 3 ways to do that thing

    • @e7193
      @e7193 Před 6 měsíci +2228

      @@hugodecotignie3834elon fanboy

    • @860rondo
      @860rondo Před 6 měsíci +941

      Fr that’s why I don’t really like EV’s. Some seem very promising until every little thing is shoved into a screen and balls deep in menus for basic usages.
      “Don’t get me wrong I do very much like EV’s but some just ruin the image for everyone completely.”

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 Před 6 měsíci +252

      ​@@860rondo from my understanding Tesla is like using an iPhone and most screen complaints are from every other car that doesn't run as fast and well as a smartphone

    • @siinxkj
      @siinxkj Před 6 měsíci +85

      I think the dial gear select, and chevy's new button? lever? whatever tf it is, is arguably worse

  • @sergiopery
    @sergiopery Před měsícem +1360

    This truck solves all the problems no one ever had.

    • @eustab.anas-mann9510
      @eustab.anas-mann9510 Před měsícem +13

      That thing is a mobile Big Brother tracking device. Tesla should pay _me_ for having to drive it. Looks cool though.

    • @sharksramblings3655
      @sharksramblings3655 Před měsícem

      Like DougDoug

    • @aspirasi305
      @aspirasi305 Před měsícem +3

      You're kidding right?

    • @Tillie11351
      @Tillie11351 Před měsícem +7

      I love how all these people who were conned into buying them love to tell us all the "great features" it has then everyone who lives in reality land go those aren't great features. Saw another if these where a guy had to download/upgrade software to take it off road and down a hill. A truck a quater of the price has more functionality, has less software to malfuntuon or components that if broken make the vehicle completely useless, and won't be a rust bucket in a matter of months.

    • @HHmz-rp8ht
      @HHmz-rp8ht Před měsícem +1

      @@eustab.anas-mann9510 bruh if big brother wanted t otrack you, they'd jjust use phones. literally no one goes outside without theirs

  • @hozn
    @hozn Před 2 měsíci +1074

    “I control my whole truck with this screen”
    “If the screen doesn’t work…”

    • @CheekyCreole
      @CheekyCreole Před měsícem +10

      Lmao

    • @mariovillar3735
      @mariovillar3735 Před měsícem +2

      Doesn’t your phone work that way?

    • @nm4068
      @nm4068 Před měsícem +20

      ​@@mariovillar3735 a phone is not a death machine

    • @shadowgame0630
      @shadowgame0630 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@nm4068the screen not working isnt going to make your "death machine" go haywire

    • @angeljoy5234
      @angeljoy5234 Před 29 dny +13

      @@mariovillar3735 phone doesn't mow everyone in the sidewalk if malfunctioned

  • @DANGER__ZONE_
    @DANGER__ZONE_ Před 6 měsíci +11880

    “If the screen doesn’t work” is a crazy statement to make in a 100k truck

    • @iROMine
      @iROMine Před 6 měsíci +268

      It always works. It just doesn't hurt to have an emergency backup.

    • @neverknowsbest5656
      @neverknowsbest5656 Před 6 měsíci +84

      A backup screen listen to yourself

    • @shimmy7169
      @shimmy7169 Před 6 měsíci +273

      @@iROMinean emergency backup would be an actual gear selector

    • @iROMine
      @iROMine Před 6 měsíci +66

      @@shimmy7169 how is that more reliable than capacitive buttons? It's more moving parts. EV drivetrains are entirely electric. Having a physical stick does nothing in terms of reliability. Just another moving part to break.

    • @tyranus1111
      @tyranus1111 Před 6 měsíci +114

      ​@@iROMine because if the gearshift breaks its a few hundred bucks. If the screen breaks its a few thousand.

  • @davidmcbride6203
    @davidmcbride6203 Před 4 měsíci +5717

    "If the screen doesn't work" the screen better be always working

    • @TechAndTeslas
      @TechAndTeslas Před 4 měsíci +53

      It does work 99.999% of the time, but in case it doesn’t, there’s a backup so you can still drive your car like a normal car

    • @sestomolesto
      @sestomolesto Před 4 měsíci +146

      @@TechAndTeslasif you could drive it like a normal car then it would have a proper shifter

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 Před 4 měsíci +31

      ​@@sestomolestoDefine "proper Shifter." Most cars now have a rotary button or push buttons for gears.

    • @sestomolesto
      @sestomolesto Před 4 měsíci +43

      @@dbsti3006 Either of those would've been better options so take your pick

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@sestomolesto Why though? If the screen doesn't work, the other one does. Teslas can do a lot of other things, so it was a matter of time someone got that idea. If it proves faulty, then he won't make them anymore. He at least tries to be different and original vs the competitors all doing the same thing.

  • @AlexGeek
    @AlexGeek Před měsícem +125

    - Let me change the song
    - Wait, that's not...
    CRASHHHHHHHHHH

  • @littleladlarry
    @littleladlarry Před 2 měsíci +128

    This truck was designed by a kindergarten class

    • @TheDubiouz1
      @TheDubiouz1 Před měsícem +8

      Smarter than Elon 😂

    • @MochaMichyBiky
      @MochaMichyBiky Před měsícem

      ​@@TheDubiouz1 a kindergarten doesn't have a successful company

    • @Xylozet
      @Xylozet Před měsícem +3

      ​​​@@MochaMichyBikyAnd tesla competitor has professional designers

    • @joelananna1116
      @joelananna1116 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@MochaMichyBiky does when day gives it to him
      Elon did nothing and has earned nothing

  • @MrMeasaftw
    @MrMeasaftw Před 6 měsíci +7917

    Bring back tactile buttons. It's literally the best way to control your car when driving. You don't have to look what you're touching. Just feel.

    • @hypocriticalharambe8274
      @hypocriticalharambe8274 Před 6 měsíci +748

      Or even better a lever you can move forwards and backwards to pick which gear you are in and if it's really nice it can move left to right with a 3rd magical pedal.

    • @jankoodziej877
      @jankoodziej877 Před 6 měsíci +283

      ​@@hypocriticalharambe8274 That's astonishing idea, Incredible nobody thought about it before! At least not at tesla.

    • @benjaminhansen4370
      @benjaminhansen4370 Před 6 měsíci +267

      The problem is Tesla isn’t a car, it’s a tablet with 4 wheels.

    • @Someaccount-whatelse
      @Someaccount-whatelse Před 6 měsíci +84

      @@hypocriticalharambe8274 Wow what a great Idea, but i fear that sounds impossible. How would people even learn something like that? I think it would also require alot of manual work before you can master it.

    • @TF-Times
      @TF-Times Před 6 měsíci +5

      That’s nonsense. The basic stuff like radio controls are still buttons. The rest you don’t need while driving. Try one before forming an opinion.

  • @haydenhale513
    @haydenhale513 Před 6 měsíci +2095

    Here I was thinking gear shifts couldn’t get worse than a turning knob.

    • @wolfhrt21
      @wolfhrt21 Před 6 měsíci +64

      And the fact that some put the gear shift knob RIGHT NEXT to the Media or Temp Controls as well!
      But yeah, give me a knob over that touch control any day honestly.

    • @waskowcreationsart9639
      @waskowcreationsart9639 Před 6 měsíci +17

      Just give me some arcade buttons at that point

    • @devenvernazza2579
      @devenvernazza2579 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @throwaway3873 Don't be that guy.

    • @alttt751
      @alttt751 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yeah I like manual transmission way more then auto or any other things

    • @LemonAid82
      @LemonAid82 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @throwaway3873don’t be that guy.
      I like manual too but I don’t say that shifting nobs aren’t shifting

  • @victoriachristensen5932
    @victoriachristensen5932 Před měsícem +287

    Hope you got paid for this ad 😂

    • @crabmurderer
      @crabmurderer Před měsícem

      he gets paid for all of them... thats literally his fucking job

  • @davidtucker1155
    @davidtucker1155 Před měsícem +21

    imagine spilling your water and your cybertruck goes into reverse on the freeway going 75

  • @francisravi7651
    @francisravi7651 Před 6 měsíci +10521

    "Hidden" and "Gear Selector" are some of the words that should never be next to each other 💀

    • @z-manoverstreet
      @z-manoverstreet Před 6 měsíci +55

      They should have kept the stalks

    • @agabe_8989
      @agabe_8989 Před 6 měsíci +84

      He's literally never said "hidden" in the entire short let alone use it with "gear selector" 💀

    • @francisravi7651
      @francisravi7651 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@agabe_8989🤓

    • @francisravi7651
      @francisravi7651 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@agabe_8989 🤓

    • @LoveDoveDarling
      @LoveDoveDarling Před 6 měsíci +4

      It’s really not that big of a deal. I’ve been using it for like 2 years it becomes second nature after driving two time.

  • @zottel4590
    @zottel4590 Před 6 měsíci +4435

    I like how it is about as elegant as a cardboard box with an iPad glued to it.

    • @nunomcb140799
      @nunomcb140799 Před 6 měsíci +125

      🤓but it’s a genius design actually Elon is literally real life Tony Stark don’t you see 🤓

    • @Obospeedo
      @Obospeedo Před 6 měsíci

      @@nunomcb140799please be joking

    • @Edognightcrest
      @Edognightcrest Před 6 měsíci +47

      Has the safety of one too

    • @orangewhip115
      @orangewhip115 Před 6 měsíci

      You sound like a neanderthal.

    • @LemonAid82
      @LemonAid82 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@Edognightcrestfor those getting hit by it, yea

  • @DinoSapta
    @DinoSapta Před měsícem +85

    I miss the era where a car or a truck is a reliable vehicle that can move you to places you want to be

    • @NiekNooijens
      @NiekNooijens Před měsícem +6

      I miss the era where public transportation was the norm and you didn't need a car to go anywhere

    • @Luminary2024
      @Luminary2024 Před měsícem +2

      For both you, these trucks and places still exist lol

    • @Bxu021
      @Bxu021 Před měsícem +1

      @@Luminary2024 though I wish it was more common for the latter one 😂

  • @prophetsnow5193
    @prophetsnow5193 Před 17 dny +8

    The fact that they planned for the touchscreen not to work, is the single statement that summarizes this car the most

  • @VoiceUnder
    @VoiceUnder Před 6 měsíci +9536

    Elon Musk hired Homer Simpson to design a truck.

    • @chrisannon1045
      @chrisannon1045 Před 6 měsíci +45

      You just don’t understand that design and it’s beauty

    • @hachiko2692
      @hachiko2692 Před 6 měsíci +253

      ​@@chrisannon1045No its dumb lmao

    • @user-ch2xu6so3r
      @user-ch2xu6so3r Před 6 měsíci +115

      ​@@chrisannon1045 rubbish , would not buy even for 20k

    • @SHREDTILLDEAD
      @SHREDTILLDEAD Před 6 měsíci +25

      ​@@chrisannon1045do you?

    • @cedmc6711
      @cedmc6711 Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isthatyoursomnomnom
    @isthatyoursomnomnom Před 6 měsíci +6383

    Bro gonna have to wait for a software update to pull out of his driveway 😂

    • @halgal3084
      @halgal3084 Před 6 měsíci +11

      😂😂

    • @laaaliiiluuu
      @laaaliiiluuu Před 6 měsíci +119

      And he can be blocked from using his own car if Tesla wanted to.

    • @Techie21
      @Techie21 Před 6 měsíci +9

      bro it asks you when u wanna update it!

    • @GaneshSatputeAtPlus
      @GaneshSatputeAtPlus Před 6 měsíci +15

      Considering he uses touch screen for changing gears, I don't think he ever drove outside his driveway!

    • @jacobpugpoirier3350
      @jacobpugpoirier3350 Před 6 měsíci +2

      It literally shows him using the back up.

  • @lobsterbob2023
    @lobsterbob2023 Před 22 dny +8

    this is not an ad this is a warning message

  • @NEVERDIE12
    @NEVERDIE12 Před měsícem +9

    The whole truck is illegal its litterly a road legal tank if someones gets into a accident with this on the other side better be ready for a visit to the hospital 😂😂

    • @leon.brocki
      @leon.brocki Před měsícem +1

      It is illegal in Europe, that thing doesn't apply to so many safety standards that it probably won't ever be sold here.
      And if you manage to import one, good luck getting it registered

  • @thebamb00zler6
    @thebamb00zler6 Před 6 měsíci +2041

    Gotta love tesla's "if it ain't broke, make it worse" philosophy

    • @aaronburr956
      @aaronburr956 Před 6 měsíci +77

      If it aint broke, break it, then fix it with an even worse design so that we can call it an innovation and charge you 5x more than its worth

    • @jefferi78
      @jefferi78 Před 6 měsíci +1

      the old phone never broke, still they keep make it better putting everything on it.

    • @thebamb00zler6
      @thebamb00zler6 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @jefferi78 well there is a difference between a piece of hardware technology that can be upgraded, and a way to operate a vehicle which is used around the world and for decades. Vehicles themselves get upgraded, I mean it's litterally an electric vehicle, but they are just changing things for the sake of changing things.

    • @jefferi78
      @jefferi78 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@thebamb00zler6 , look at trucks design all these years. all are basicaly the same shape and style. like elon said, no futuristic feel at all.

    • @metalhead99123
      @metalhead99123 Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@jefferi78why does there need to be a futuristic feel?

  • @rwilson7744
    @rwilson7744 Před 6 měsíci +1794

    “And if the screen doesn’t work” 😂 hilarious bro

    • @HansKeesom
      @HansKeesom Před 6 měsíci +13

      There is a selector on the screen and on the window. That is your backup.
      Plus the software will figure it out itself based on your last action automaticly.
      Hilarious how you missed that.

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@HansKeesom the words in quotation marks are referring to what the guy said in the video.
      @rwilson7744 is merely saying that it's funny

    • @worldspam5682
      @worldspam5682 Před 6 měsíci +1

      But damn, switching lights by swiping omg

    • @Warp3326
      @Warp3326 Před 6 měsíci

      @@HansKeesom what

    • @kelvinmostafa5860
      @kelvinmostafa5860 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Imagine if the car has bugs

  • @beclops
    @beclops Před měsícem +10

    “If the screen doesn’t work”, sweet so it’s solving a problem that wouldn’t have existed at all without the iPad they attached to the center console

  • @superlavahair1536
    @superlavahair1536 Před 2 měsíci +11

    tesla has a good sense of humor with that easter egg

    • @reyrapids63
      @reyrapids63 Před 25 dny

      Yup, a funny little constant reminder of how unsafe the car is and how wildly incompetent Elon is. So funny!

  • @QuotidianStupidity
    @QuotidianStupidity Před 4 měsíci +1383

    Bottle opener definitely helps justify the price tag

    • @esphilee
      @esphilee Před 3 měsíci +26

      I can install one on the back of my truck for USD0.35

    • @QuotidianStupidity
      @QuotidianStupidity Před 3 měsíci +26

      @@esphilee sounds like manual labour though, and that’s expensive.
      You also won’t get to be a smug Tesla owner

    • @esphilee
      @esphilee Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@QuotidianStupidity , not my cup of tea, I would say. Some people enjoy cooking, some just want to be fed with bottle. It is personal taste, there is no wrong.

    • @QuotidianStupidity
      @QuotidianStupidity Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@esphilee you realise I was being sarcastic right?

    • @Kingzay03
      @Kingzay03 Před 3 měsíci +3

      U can use any car door latch to open a bottle

  • @chicken
    @chicken Před 6 měsíci +2085

    The touchscreen gear shift is a disaster. Bring back tactile buttons for easier and safer car control.

    • @TospikKing
      @TospikKing Před 6 měsíci +135

      Or hear me out a stick that u can grip and push forwards ot backwards for better control

    • @StomeAura
      @StomeAura Před 6 měsíci +49

      @@TospikKingno wayyy dude you gotta stop you sound like a madman 😱😱😱‼️‼️

    • @Bat0541
      @Bat0541 Před 6 měsíci +27

      For REAL, the idea of all these new cars using fucking touch screens is insane to me. Tactile buttons are sooo much safer, I don't use my AUX port in my car and use a blutooth radio tuner for my music because it has tactile buttons for skipping songs and it feels better to be able to do it without looking rather than using my phone directly and having to guess at it.

    • @TheCollectiveYoutube
      @TheCollectiveYoutube Před 6 měsíci +12

      I'm confused at the level of control these comments think an automatic (that technically only has 1 gear) needs. Are you guys shifting to neutral while weaving between cars?

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets Před 6 měsíci +7

      Why? It’s an automatic, so you’re not going to be shifting gears in the middle of driving, and I guarantee you it won’t let you shift gears while moving.

  • @googleman4141
    @googleman4141 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Looks like if you gave my 5 year old sister a crayon and told her to draw a car.

    • @archimetropolis
      @archimetropolis Před měsícem

      What kind of 5 year old draws perfect lines

    • @googleman4141
      @googleman4141 Před měsícem +1

      @@archimetropolis You must be fun at parties lmao

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 Před měsícem +5

    There was never anything wrong with a stick. You don't need to reinvent the wheel every time.

  • @vadim.ka96
    @vadim.ka96 Před 6 měsíci +6296

    "if a screen doesn't work"
    Nice thing to say about a 100k car 😂

    • @harisbashir4982
      @harisbashir4982 Před 6 měsíci +132

      You know what’s worse.. not having a backup on a 100,000 car?

    • @CalamityStrm
      @CalamityStrm Před 6 měsíci +27

      $60k*

    • @kevinm.n.5158
      @kevinm.n.5158 Před 6 měsíci +69

      These are not 100k cars, a Porsche might be. This is a vehicle that costs 100k. Big difference.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf Před 6 měsíci +35

      Yep, because it’s possible to make sure everything always works 100% of the time

    • @MaxiTimmi
      @MaxiTimmi Před 6 měsíci +18

      Expensive things still have back ups if for whatever reason it doesn't work

  • @wshaffer79
    @wshaffer79 Před 2 měsíci +1053

    Another hidden feature: you can peel veggies for a salad on the extra sharp edges of the panel gaps.

    • @mrs.sutton4393
      @mrs.sutton4393 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂

    • @omiyach
      @omiyach Před měsícem +1

      This is underrated

    • @BEATSofDevil
      @BEATSofDevil Před měsícem

      Secret Easter egg: you can take a dump inside the car. Right in the passenger seat with your pants still on 😮! Amazing design!!!

  • @EA-dweller
    @EA-dweller Před 23 dny +1

    Trolling your customers for a 100k is diabolical and it’s even worse when you realize mfs are willing to pay for it.

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 Před 11 dny +1

    That bottle opener will come in super handy when people are waiting on the tow truck

  • @kylerkelso355
    @kylerkelso355 Před 6 měsíci +1023

    Not everything needs to be done by swiping a touch screen 😂

    • @coldsamon
      @coldsamon Před 6 měsíci

      😂🤣

    • @TheReal_JG
      @TheReal_JG Před 6 měsíci +5

      Then how will you ever find a date??

    • @weebtrash108
      @weebtrash108 Před 6 měsíci +37

      ​@@TheReal_JG Ever heard of "going outside" and "talking to people"?

    • @jtdraco4717
      @jtdraco4717 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@TheReal_JG😂

    • @jtdraco4717
      @jtdraco4717 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@weebtrash108Your life savings and everything is on the internet/on the screen. 😂

  • @Flying_Basset
    @Flying_Basset Před 6 měsíci +3508

    "I use the screen to change gears" is the most dystopian phrase I've ever heard.

    • @Vinlaell
      @Vinlaell Před 5 měsíci +30

      Well you can use the screen or the button obviously but one thing that people need to realize is that there is no gears there is no transmission this is all motor controller software controlled drivetrain, basically there is no drivetrain it's just a wheel hooked up to a motor

    • @lynxrbeam8732
      @lynxrbeam8732 Před 5 měsíci +26

      See, it’s funny because you don’t change gears. You change the direction the motor spins electronically. So a physical gear shifter would be putting a limit switch on a stick, at which point just use a fkn screen anyway.

    • @da4127
      @da4127 Před 5 měsíci +36

      @@lynxrbeam8732or, crazy idea, you can make is a simple button you can feel, like any normal car

    • @lynxrbeam8732
      @lynxrbeam8732 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@da4127 don’t buy a Tesla, it’s clearly not the right car for you. Nothing wrong with that opinion at all. However there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with the design, and people need to learn to let the people who like these cars enjoy them without being ridiculed for their opinions. We can argue about who’s wrong all day but neither of us are. We just have contradicting opinions.

    • @da4127
      @da4127 Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@lynxrbeam8732 no, I agree with you, I’m not ridiculing anyone’s personal preferences, but the fact that so many car manufacturers thought that getting rid of all buttons and adding all of their functionality inside a screen was super annoying, that’s when people that don’t like this design started to push back. Nothing against anyone who likes Tesla and the no button design, but I’m agains this trend of “let’s make every car like this” and if we don’t voice our dislike, then manufacturers will just keep thinking “guess everybody likes having no buttons at all”, so it’s also important for us to express this

  • @hanyh2
    @hanyh2 Před měsícem +4

    "Back" for park and "forward" for drive is literally the exact opposite of every gear shift ever.

    • @thepapschmearmd
      @thepapschmearmd Před měsícem +1

      True but you’re tapping a picture of a car so swiping back to go forward wouldn’t make sense. What would make sense is a physical gear shift like every other vehicle in existence.

  • @maytang9792
    @maytang9792 Před 17 dny +1

    Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled between rolling hills and ancient forests, there lived a man named Gus Harlow. Gus was a peculiar sort of fellow, known throughout the village for his eccentric ideas and unyielding optimism. He had an old, worn-out garden shed where he spent most of his days tinkering with curious inventions and whimsical experiments. His latest project, however, was rather unusual even by his standards: he aimed to grow a wall potato.
    The idea had come to him during one of his late-night reading sessions. Gus had been poring over old folklore about magical plants and mythical gardens when he stumbled upon a story about a magical potato that could grow in the most unlikely of places. The tale was whimsical and fantastical, but Gus was determined to make it a reality.
    He found a large, sturdy brick wall behind his shed, which had seen better days. The bricks were weathered and worn, and moss had begun to creep between the cracks. To Gus, this was the perfect spot for his experiment. He envisioned a potato growing from the wall, its roots spreading out and perhaps even producing a bountiful harvest of wall-grown tubers.
    Armed with a basket of potatoes and a sense of purpose, Gus set to work. Every day, he would hurl potatoes at the brick wall with enthusiastic abandon. He experimented with different throwing techniques-overhand, underhand, and even sidearm-to see if one method was more effective than another. The villagers would often pause in their daily routines to watch him from a distance, exchanging bemused glances and chuckles.
    Despite the onlookers' amusement, Gus remained undeterred. His neighbors, who had grown accustomed to his odd projects, eventually offered their support. Mrs. Barlow, the local baker, would bring him freshly baked bread to sustain his energy, while Mr. Perkins, the blacksmith, would cheer him on as he polished his tools. They all believed in Gus’s unshakeable spirit, if not his specific goal.
    Weeks turned into months, and Gus’s wall was now littered with bruised and battered potatoes, many of which had begun to sprout little shoots. To his surprise, one morning he noticed something extraordinary: a single green shoot had emerged from the mortar between two bricks. It was tiny and delicate, but unmistakably alive.
    Gus was overjoyed. He carefully tended to the shoot, nurturing it with water and patience. The villagers watched in awe as the little green sprout grew stronger and taller, its leaves unfurling with each passing day. It wasn’t exactly a potato plant growing directly out of the bricks, but it was something even better-a testament to Gus’s dedication and belief in the extraordinary.
    By the end of the season, the shoot had grown into a robust potato plant, with several small potatoes forming at its base. The wall potato experiment had yielded results, though not in the way Gus had originally imagined. Instead of a wall of potatoes, he had cultivated a symbol of perseverance and wonder.
    One crisp autumn afternoon, the villagers gathered around Gus’s wall to celebrate his success. They marveled at the unusual sight and enjoyed a hearty feast of freshly harvested potatoes. Gus, grinning from ear to ear, raised a toast to his friends and neighbors. “To the wall potato!” he proclaimed. “Proof that with enough belief and a little bit of whimsy, anything is possible.”
    And so, the legend of Gus Harlow and his wall potato spread far and wide. It became a beloved tale in the village, a reminder that even the most unconventional dreams can bear fruit if one only dares to throw a few potatoes at the wall.

  • @superusermxl
    @superusermxl Před 3 měsíci +1327

    That's not a truck😢 that's an appliance

    • @curtissartor9500
      @curtissartor9500 Před 2 měsíci +18

      That is a great way to put it lol

    • @amitraghuwanshi6521
      @amitraghuwanshi6521 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Right😂😂

    • @hartekunst554
      @hartekunst554 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Correct. A lot of modern cars go in that direction and for many people it seems to be what they want out of cars these days. "live nicely while being stuck in the traffic jam" seems to be the idea.

    • @ianashmore9910
      @ianashmore9910 Před 2 měsíci +14

      A crappy modern appliance. Not the old workhorse that will last 30 years.

    • @stevenroberts9172
      @stevenroberts9172 Před 2 měsíci +3

      This is a phone you sit in. It will be due for replacement in a few years when the battery starts failing.

  • @DollarDude
    @DollarDude Před 4 měsíci +2512

    I was okay with touchscreen climate controls.
    I was okay with touchscreen seat adjust.
    But a touchscreen gear selector is where I draw the line.

    • @deepgeny1
      @deepgeny1 Před 3 měsíci +44

      Completely agree... And that's the deal breaker for me

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 měsíci +74

      I wish we could go back to dials and buttons

    • @kamil7389
      @kamil7389 Před 3 měsíci +11

      you can’t afford it anyway bro, come on 😊

    • @jevonmccrary6663
      @jevonmccrary6663 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@kayagorzanyou wish for something you can easily get, but chose to waste your time complaining about a truck you’ll never own? Crazy.

    • @cupuacu4life13
      @cupuacu4life13 Před 3 měsíci +3

      gear? on an electric vehicle? you must drive a coda

  • @Ropdraid
    @Ropdraid Před 6 dny +1

    He makes every car look good

  • @cbaha4985
    @cbaha4985 Před 3 hodinami

    The classic lever shifter will always be the best type of gear selector in cars

  • @GratefulFed
    @GratefulFed Před 2 měsíci +1205

    Everything about the interior of these new vehicles is an absolute nightmare.

    • @randomeditseee
      @randomeditseee Před 2 měsíci +3

      Why?

    • @GratefulFed
      @GratefulFed Před 2 měsíci +57

      @@randomeditseee if you have to ask...it's way to late for you kid.

    • @IIIIIIIlIlIl
      @IIIIIIIlIlIl Před 2 měsíci +14

      Not only the interior but cars as a whole

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 Před měsícem +5

      "These new vehicles" you mean *this* new contraption. Don't lump it in with actual cars and trucks. You may not like them either, but this is a whole nother beast

    • @GratefulFed
      @GratefulFed Před měsícem +2

      @@nahometesfay1112 "whole nother" lol Even the new 3500 HD in all makes and models are near junk.

  • @jbirdzz
    @jbirdzz Před 2 měsíci +345

    Legitimately it’s a back up for a problem it created. Some things don’t need to be digital and the gear shift is one of those things.

    • @shaydesofblue2281
      @shaydesofblue2281 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Well, it's an electric truck, of course. Everything is digital.

    • @jbirdzz
      @jbirdzz Před měsícem +14

      @@shaydesofblue2281 That’s simply a bad response, it doesn’t have to be; Especially when the assumed intent is to help get people to even consider a electric truck when they’re considerable worse than their ice counterparts making changes to make them even more impractical for regular driving is making the argument for electric trucks even worse.

    • @Quinho1525A
      @Quinho1525A Před měsícem +4

      Well man, technically all of them are digital, maybe not through a touchscreen but every gear selector is electronic noawadays unless its a manual

    • @jbirdzz
      @jbirdzz Před měsícem +1

      @@Quinho1525A Legitimately that just helps my point.
      I know that all modern selectors aren’t physical links, and so it’s even more on the automotive-company to make either known systems that’s both are reliable both on a physical and muscle-memory standpoint, but also don’t run into unknown-issues such as a laggy screen, software updates, and are issue-prone and unknown to the degree they require a backup. It’s a simple thing that has legitimate consequences and causes for concern; just like climate control, I shouldn’t have to press a screen and look away from the road to change the direction of airflow and or change the temperature of my car. Yet automotive companies are pushing for it such as Tesla, because they don’t care about your safety (just as Tesla is actively not allowing the public to view cybertruck safety tests) they just care about making something look unique to cater to people such as the first commenter on this post, when it poses an actual risk to peoples lives.
      What’s next? Advocacy for companies to allow you through a subscription to access to safety features your car is already capable of, oh wait… That’s already a thing.

    • @YTiscontrolledbycommies
      @YTiscontrolledbycommies Před měsícem

      @@jbirdzz most of you idiots shouldn’t even be behind a wheel let alone in control of one. I’m against EVs but the whole car is electric, meaning it’s controlled by PLCs. gas vehicles are mechanical and need to be manually shifted this does not.

  • @CarCam949
    @CarCam949 Před 8 dny +1

    Just imagine spilling water on the screen and the car goes crazy.

  • @Exekutioncro
    @Exekutioncro Před 2 měsíci +3

    This feels like a fever nightmare

  • @ikkarurisan
    @ikkarurisan Před 6 měsíci +2154

    How to be distracted while driving: Speedrun 100%

    • @GunShark0
      @GunShark0 Před 6 měsíci +3

      This.

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 Před 6 měsíci +6

      How?

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko Před 6 měsíci +16

      Why tf you shifiting while driving?? Lmao

    • @ikkarurisan
      @ikkarurisan Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@DrKoneko when did I say about shifting while driving? There are numerous distractions around the vicinity of the driver himself…including the screen. Sure, the driverless mode is probably there but not all places have that in mind

    • @jacobmyers5936
      @jacobmyers5936 Před 6 měsíci +29

      You can’t watch TikTok or anything while the car isn’t parked. There’s no distractions. If there were all the other Teslas would have an abundance of crashes

  • @acunit1639
    @acunit1639 Před 6 měsíci +917

    The bottle opener should be on the inside so i can open my beer bottles while driving

    • @YoungBuckGaming
      @YoungBuckGaming Před 6 měsíci +52

      Its not drunk driving if its in autopilot is it😂

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII Před 6 měsíci +6

      Non-alcohol beer I hope! 😱

    • @Skoolitz
      @Skoolitz Před 6 měsíci +1

      thats why the opener is on the outside so you dont commit drunk driving

    • @Sibyltec
      @Sibyltec Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@LordSandwichIII need a car with a built in meth pipe

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 6 měsíci +6

      A space for my ak74 in the door would be good too

  • @olgerkhan9331
    @olgerkhan9331 Před měsícem +2

    Every sane person: its a horrible vehicle!
    Musk lover: thats not potencial deadly for everyone, its a feature!

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 Před 21 dnem

    I love my stick shifter so much, it’s a dying breed

  • @brodiethebuilder8496
    @brodiethebuilder8496 Před 6 měsíci +9779

    Emp gonna be the new Nuke in a couple years

    • @birdknowledge1388
      @birdknowledge1388 Před 6 měsíci +948

      Emps will take out almost any car on the road. Not just evs

    • @nickkatt6588
      @nickkatt6588 Před 6 měsíci +600

      You know basically every car on the road has a computer.

    • @WoolfJ35
      @WoolfJ35 Před 6 měsíci +455

      Nukes already do that lol

    • @Akosa117
      @Akosa117 Před 6 měsíci +143

      Are you 10?

    • @longrodvonhugendong164
      @longrodvonhugendong164 Před 6 měsíci +26

      That would be a great trade

  • @TheTMNTurtle
    @TheTMNTurtle Před 6 měsíci +547

    “And if you’re really in a pickle, double tap for emergency brake. Not to get confused with triple tapping on the window for the silly easter egg. Teehee. And if you swipe left, the seat leans back and turns 180 degrees into Sniper mode”

  • @LazarusSlade
    @LazarusSlade Před 2 měsíci

    That's a fucking fancy death trap!!! You're telling me people who live in Montana are going to risk it with this fucking truck!!!

  • @ebwholesaler
    @ebwholesaler Před měsícem +1

    Every beer bottle UNSCREW cap...
    - " We need a bottle opener !! " (Tesla genius)

  • @skyty0
    @skyty0 Před 6 měsíci +274

    So... the failsafe for a touch capacitive gear selector is another touch capacitive gear selector? Brilliant.

    • @arpanmahapatra342
      @arpanmahapatra342 Před 6 měsíci +4

      My thoughts exactly 😭

    • @GGG_gaming
      @GGG_gaming Před 6 měsíci +1

      well its still an electric car, the "gears" in all electric cars dont really do anything since its all digital data and the reason they exist is for simplicity to users WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE
      the dumb thing is how they did it, KEEP THE DAMN GEAR SHIFT people shouldnt relearn how to reverse for one ugly car

    • @annieh.5049
      @annieh.5049 Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@GGG_gamingwas the original gear shift not simple enough? technology is turning menial simple tasks even simpler, which doesn’t reduce problems, just introduces new ones

    • @b2nicee
      @b2nicee Před 6 měsíci +2

      You don’t get it you see. There is yet another redundancy for the prior redundancy, caused by the original redundancy. Hope this helps!

    • @georgehall6597
      @georgehall6597 Před 6 měsíci +1

      You do know damn near all gear selectors in modern cars are digital/electrontic, right?

  • @zoot4358
    @zoot4358 Před 5 měsíci +251

    While watching TikTok.....jesus....we're doomed

    • @E_Bro
      @E_Bro Před 3 měsíci +5

      I mean we're watching his short videos, TikTok is just a worse version of CZcams Shorts

    • @StarfywalkingTYPH
      @StarfywalkingTYPH Před 3 měsíci +3

      Don't think this generation can buy this car. They are too busy mocking it

    • @nugget6644
      @nugget6644 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Who's we? I never opened this website. They* are doomed :D

    • @officialyasir
      @officialyasir Před 3 měsíci

      it only works when you’re parked, same for all the other video apps too.

  • @RogerDodger-fv6yr
    @RogerDodger-fv6yr Před 2 měsíci +1

    The bottle opener was the coolest thing shown.

  • @yunjung2555
    @yunjung2555 Před měsícem

    Yo, you just scratched my bottle opener, man!

  • @SA1NT53
    @SA1NT53 Před 6 měsíci +532

    Drivers should not have to compensate for a flawed design.

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets Před 6 měsíci +5

      And how is it flawed? Are you changing gears mid drive in your automatic?

    • @calisong6554
      @calisong6554 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@jesusofbullets imagine going to adjust the mirror and your arm brushes over the stupidly placed gearshift and now you went from going down the highway at 60mph to flipping down the highway at 60mph. What if the electronics responsible for the gearshift get damaged instead of a physical component that is much more durable to stress?

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@calisong6554
      But that’s even not possible because the software stops you. And no, things that can get mechanical wear will wear out a LOT more than electronics. Take it from a prior maintainer. Wires will last FAR longer than moving components that have to have regular lubrication. For example, your computer will run far longer than your car, because your computer does self diagnostics and repairs any faults it comes across in the software and because there are far fewer moving parts that require maintenance and lubrication. With mechanical, unless you have some kind of self maintaining car, then you’re SOL. You know what IS possible? Somebody trying to gearshift with a manual, making a mistake and breaking their car.

    • @MoaiMann
      @MoaiMann Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@jesusofbulletscars can last 50 years. Computers, can not.

    • @muffinconsumer4431
      @muffinconsumer4431 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@jesusofbullets You have never worked with tesla computers in your life. These things self diagnose as well as a raspberry pi without internet connection. They’re driving disasters

  •  Před 3 měsíci +540

    "My car wants to kill me but at least I get this cool bottle opener"

    • @lelo8744
      @lelo8744 Před 2 měsíci +5

      "...and TikTok"

    • @VileMisanthrope
      @VileMisanthrope Před měsícem +2

      My Ford Maverick has a "bottle opener" as well. Big difference is my truck has practical uses and saves me money with insane mileage because it's a hybrid (true hybrid, not a plug-in). These cybertrucks are just as dumb as the hummers when they came out.

    • @jimfarmer7811
      @jimfarmer7811 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@VileMisanthrope I own a Maverick. It cost 1/4 of what the cybertruck is selling for. My hybrid Maverick literally costs the same per mile for fuel as charging a cybertruck at home. In addition after a year I will be able to sell my truck for close to what I paid for it. The cybertruck will probably depreciate $25,000 in the same time.

    • @VileMisanthrope
      @VileMisanthrope Před měsícem +1

      @@jimfarmer7811 Exactly. My Maverick is the best vehicle I've ever owned and unless something drastic happens I'm not getting rid of it at all. Not to mention it's beyond affordable to where I'm two months ahead on my monthly payment.

  • @MechaBorne
    @MechaBorne Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is like if they made Killdozer into a jungle gym

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 Před měsícem

    “The way I normally do it” - “oh yeah it’s not my car”

  • @louiesatterwhite3885
    @louiesatterwhite3885 Před 6 měsíci +125

    The fact there is a chance for the screen to not work means it has no business being as critical a system of the car as the gear selector

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 Před 6 měsíci +3

      But INNOVATION

    • @Horible4
      @Horible4 Před 6 měsíci +5

      You can shift gears multiple ways, not just with the screen. While i acknowledge that current EVs lack the infrastructure and tech to really be worth it, to discourage the idea is misguided.
      Imagine if people gave up on the idea of cars after the first few models. They were terrible compared to horses. A lot of stuff you use today came from somebody taking an idea and making it better.
      Just because something isn't good now doesn't mean it can't be good. Not saying you have to like it, but just keep an open mind.

    • @Dondizle
      @Dondizle Před 6 měsíci

      ​@Horible4
      I agree that if it wasn't for the people of the past and their inventions, we wouldn't have the things we have today.
      But sometimes technology has no business making things worse for people. I wouldn't trust a car to drive itself, and I don't like the touchscreen tech. I mean, the amount of times we tap the wrong buttons on our phones, even if we touched the button we wanted.
      Technology has always been defective in some way. I wouldn't trust my life in a car like that for that reason.

    • @Horible4
      @Horible4 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@Dondizle self-driving technology is a lot further along than you think. People make the videos of the bugs with the system but for the most part you don't see the system doing anything egregious like swerving into oncoming traffic.
      You can say you wouldn't trust it all you want but the reality is computers can plot and process way faster than you could ever hope to, and can see crashes coming before they happen and course corrects your vehicle to avoid collisions. The amount of human error it takes out of the equation makes sense when you consider how many aggressive drivers there are. Suddenly the one or two faults you see on the road with these vehicles is less of a concern when you consider humans are 20x more likely to make a mistake than a self driving car.
      When you see it in action, it's impressive and feats of engineering. There are downsides to it, obviously and there should be laws regulating how it's used but to say it's worse for people and has no business being in cars is questionable at best. There's issues with efficiency sure but self-driving is hardly a flaw and will always be more precise and careful than you will.

    • @99knives22
      @99knives22 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@Horible4 Personally, I'm all for evs. I commute by cycling myself so I'm all for sustainable forms of transport. My issue is, you already had things going in the right direction with the old prius. Environmentally friendly and reliable. This truck has a touch sensitive "gear selecter" in the most awkward place as a back up for a screen "gear selecter". It doesn't even trust its own tech to stay working. Then he shows all the other stuff and im just thinking, "if that screen doesnt work, how will i know that the rest of it would" This seems more like a gamers fantasy than a drivers/activist fantasy.

  • @wonderingthoughts926
    @wonderingthoughts926 Před 6 měsíci +94

    Teslas are the ultimate example of consumers being sucked into a brand

    • @stephenp2174
      @stephenp2174 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Facts. You just know most Tesla owners bought it for the flex.

    • @jefferi78
      @jefferi78 Před 6 měsíci +1

      if a spacex dragon can get rid most of their button and joystick, why not a car?

    • @jasonmartin364
      @jasonmartin364 Před 6 měsíci +5

      No, that would be Apple lol

    • @austin_madore9417
      @austin_madore9417 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@jasonmartin364not really. I don’t have any problems with my iPhone. So glad I got rid of my shitty galaxy

    • @jasonmartin364
      @jasonmartin364 Před 6 měsíci

      same here but with apple @@austin_madore9417

  • @vladalexeev8529
    @vladalexeev8529 Před měsícem

    Looking at such videos makes me realize how further Chinese EVs went

  • @atharvabehare40
    @atharvabehare40 Před 25 dny

    there was a time cars were used to connect people from technology, now cars are TECHONOLOGY

  • @BiggHefty
    @BiggHefty Před 6 měsíci +2727

    Bottle opener must be there to open a beer while waiting for a tow truck

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 6 měsíci +37

      Bottle opener is probably rusting, too.

    • @LavenderSystem69
      @LavenderSystem69 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Damn thing's prolly so rusty that it's only good for making mollies 😂

    • @dvdv7777
      @dvdv7777 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Plot twist: It gets towed by a modified Ford F-150

    • @BiggHefty
      @BiggHefty Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@dvdv7777 The regular one or a Lightning?

    • @andrewmcmillions3138
      @andrewmcmillions3138 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@dvdv7777or even a Ranger

  • @MethmalDhananjaya
    @MethmalDhananjaya Před 4 měsíci +824

    Tesla interiors were clearly designed by someone who never wanted to drive their own car.

    • @CharityApple07
      @CharityApple07 Před 2 měsíci +7

      They just wanted to look cool while showing people how they WOULD drive their car

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Před 2 měsíci

      Makes me a bit anxious looking at the interior of cybertruck tbh. There is just a lot of space. The steering wheel looks small. Everything is off by the looks of it. Is it comfortable? Idk, never sat in one. Will I sit in one of those? Probably not as they are pretty much illegal due to pedestrians safety regulations in Europe

    • @Earth2McKay
      @Earth2McKay Před 2 měsíci

      They don't look cool... they look like idiots

    • @Picteon
      @Picteon Před 2 měsíci +5

      Isn't that the goal?

    • @user-os1nh7xq1z
      @user-os1nh7xq1z Před 2 měsíci

      My 2024 M3P handles better than my Audi S5! Im selling the Audi as it is totally outclassed by the Tesla

  • @makayladavidson5459
    @makayladavidson5459 Před měsícem

    I was focused on his hair the whole time it’s literally gorgeous

  • @Duval-Dame
    @Duval-Dame Před 13 hodinami

    At this point I'm starting to miss my first car with the roll up windows 😂😂😂

  • @DavidRidesMTB
    @DavidRidesMTB Před 6 měsíci +2362

    The gear selecter still should be illegal

    • @toddsimone7182
      @toddsimone7182 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Why

    • @jacksonvaldez5911
      @jacksonvaldez5911 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Nah. You probably get used to it

    • @Punish3r06
      @Punish3r06 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Relax, u broke?

    • @EEE-pv2eo
      @EEE-pv2eo Před 6 měsíci +282

      @@Punish3r06It’s not about being broke or not. It’s the fact that having your essential functions to a car being tied to software is just asking for failure

    • @gamerneversleep4200
      @gamerneversleep4200 Před 6 měsíci +22

      there is literally no gear

  • @JorjiCostava
    @JorjiCostava Před 6 měsíci +239

    When he pulled out that controller I thought he was gonna start driving

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 Před 6 měsíci +13

      i mean it wouldn't be the worst thing they could do

    • @raz1572
      @raz1572 Před 6 měsíci +12

      well then you'd have real buttons at least

    • @notmo.
      @notmo. Před 6 měsíci +14

      I thought he was gonna start diving to the titanic💀

    • @Pazaluz
      @Pazaluz Před 6 měsíci

      😂

    • @meech42069
      @meech42069 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Little potato man

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 Před měsícem

    The built-in bottle opener told me everything I needed to about this car

  • @maryhelenkrukowski7896

    Imagine trying to press the sos button but you end up reversing on the highway 🤣

  • @dylanclarke1781
    @dylanclarke1781 Před 6 měsíci +1314

    “and i can connect a controller, to play video games” immediately dies🤣

    • @SlitherCon
      @SlitherCon Před 6 měsíci +11

      Don't game and drive guys 😂

    • @ikilyou1b
      @ikilyou1b Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@SlitherConbluetooth disconnected

    • @magneric
      @magneric Před 6 měsíci +10

      The last vehicle that was operated in a game controller didn't do so well

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@magnericahh recent history throwback

    • @andrejdamis7263
      @andrejdamis7263 Před 6 měsíci

      so will pedestrians!

  • @AlsoJoker
    @AlsoJoker Před 3 měsíci +1343

    "Sir! I need you to get out of your vehicle now!"
    "The dang touch ain't workin' officer, can't put it in park."

    • @nineteeneightynine432
      @nineteeneightynine432 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Gets tazed car drives off causing wrecks along the way

    • @chukwuemekauduma-ukpai11
      @chukwuemekauduma-ukpai11 Před 3 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SHUT-UP_MEG
      @SHUT-UP_MEG Před 3 měsíci +1

      On the ground? No! Get in the ground

    • @sjthjsdreadfather4867
      @sjthjsdreadfather4867 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Let me take my glove off so I can put it in neutral

    • @noah321
      @noah321 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Just take your seatbelt off, or open the door, or literally use the controls he showed in the first second of the video.
      Odds are you’ll have to do at least one of those things to get out in the first place.
      The car literally won’t roll as long as you don’t physically press the accelerator, more ways to put it in park than a ICE car😂

  • @PSNDonutDude
    @PSNDonutDude Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mans saying "if the screen doesn't work" like nbd 😂

  • @LeviSquidman
    @LeviSquidman Před 19 dny

    If you can play video games on the cybertruck and have a suitcase with your clothes in the bed, you could just live in the cybertruck. 😂

  • @danniserendret4301
    @danniserendret4301 Před 6 měsíci +135

    Having a sliding gear selector on the screen feels so illegal

  • @iGuysCOMEDY
    @iGuysCOMEDY Před 6 měsíci +318

    Everything a person who doesn't drive a truck needs in their truck!

    • @kphaxx
      @kphaxx Před 6 měsíci +8

      I think you're onto something.

    • @LaggerSVK
      @LaggerSVK Před 6 měsíci +13

      very convenient to control with dirty hands or gloves

    • @GonkaGonkaGonka
      @GonkaGonkaGonka Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@azraet2331 so it shouldn't be made in the first place?

    • @Armored_Ariete
      @Armored_Ariete Před 6 měsíci +4

      average urban truck owner

    • @juancantin5238
      @juancantin5238 Před 6 měsíci

      Don't you see it has a bottle opener?

  • @willkayl8793
    @willkayl8793 Před měsícem

    You know what’s inconvenient for a cyber truck? Snow. They’re bad in the snow.

  • @redrebel5367
    @redrebel5367 Před měsícem

    The entire truck screams: "I don't do truck stuff."
    Seems like anybody that has one just films it or uses it for attention.
    And everyone that has one spends 99% of their time trying to prove why a feature is cool/not useless.
    Definitely a self esteem truck.

  • @DragoneyeVII
    @DragoneyeVII Před 6 měsíci +1980

    I will never understand Tesla simps.

    • @joakimvhes302
      @joakimvhes302 Před 6 měsíci +107

      Just look at it as Apple simps, but for EVs, basically the same thing.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 Před 6 měsíci +29

      I wonder what your reaction would be if an Amish person called you out for being a weakling for relying on modern technology like cars constantly?

    • @missmymama1140
      @missmymama1140 Před 6 měsíci +38

      ​@@joakimvhes302nah at least apple makes functional practical products. they might be overpriced and overhyped but they are still actua good products. this is just nonsense.

    • @DragoneyeVII
      @DragoneyeVII Před 6 měsíci +32

      @@tommoore2012 Well first that Amish person would need to get a computer, so thats not happening any time soon.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@DragoneyeVII copout.

  • @zacharyprice9890
    @zacharyprice9890 Před 6 měsíci +82

    This “truck” is literally every single car gimmick rolled into one

    • @OneHellOfASandwich
      @OneHellOfASandwich Před 6 měsíci

      Agreed

    • @GOREilla.
      @GOREilla. Před 6 měsíci

      Nah

    • @OneHellOfASandwich
      @OneHellOfASandwich Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@GOREilla. elaborate

    • @iROMine
      @iROMine Před měsícem

      @OneHellOfASandwich nah. calling this kind of shifter a gimmick on an EV implies that it's not the most practical or reliable way to shift it, when in fact it is. The reason electronic shifters (dials, buttons) were considered a gimmick on gas vehicles is because it adds moving and electronic parts. Instead of the shifter having a direct, mechanical connection to the transmission, they changed gears electronically, which means more moving parts. But whether you know it or not, most shift knobs work this way. There's no actual connection, just microswitches. The reason buttons and screens like this makes the most sense on an EV is because they don't even have transmissions to begin with. You are changing the direction of the motor. Why add moving parts? Why even have mechanical buttons when you can use capacitive buttons that have zero chance of wearing out or getting gunked up and stuck?

  • @maximfyodorovich4489
    @maximfyodorovich4489 Před měsícem

    Its so futuristic, you decapitate your enemies with its sharp car doors

  • @RINGSx5
    @RINGSx5 Před 7 dny

    The Coke didn’t violently explode this time 😂

  • @bremea8975
    @bremea8975 Před 6 měsíci +567

    can't wait to go to adjust my rear view mirror and brush my hand against the "R" while driving down the highway

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko Před 6 měsíci +44

      There's software that prevents the car from doing this. Meanwhile there is nothing stopping me from accidentally shifting to 3rd gear when I mean to go to 5th.

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 Před 6 měsíci +28

      ​@DrKoneko And what happens when the shitty software fails? Anyone with even 10 minuites of electronic use knows software is much, MUCH more liable to fail than mechanical things

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko Před 6 měsíci +28

      @@Lakita2880 that's literally just not true. Mechanical things have moving parts. If your transmission breaks you have to replace it. If your computer breaks you update the software or reinstall it. Plus software like that is very unlikely to fail because it's not really how that works. Plus all that would happen is your car would slow down at the same rate as with full Regen braking and then reverse because that's a feature on Tesla's below 5 mph.

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@DrKoneko Spoken like someone who truly has no fucking idea what they're talking about lmao
      Electronics fail on me all the time. Between crashes, disconnects and everything in-between. You know what has never died on me? Any mechnical part in my car.
      Ease of repair has nothing to do with the likely hood of failure. And mechnical things having moving parts is exactly why they're built to last. If you're going to argue against me actually try please.

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko Před 6 měsíci

      @@Lakita2880 less moving parts = less failure points. I drive a Tesla model 3 and while sometimes it may have bugs (which don't get me wrong is an issue) I have never been in a situation where it wouldn't let me drive properly. My convertible car however gives me all kinds of issues because it has so many moving parts. I've had to replace the alternator, fix a misfire, and replace a fuel line. My dad's Tesla has required no maintenance whatsoever. In fact the only parts I have known to fail on a Tesla are the motorized door handles of the model s and the power doors of the model X. I have never ever heard of a Tesla that wouldn't drive as long as it has power. And just because my experience has been perfect doesn't mean everyones is, same with your car which has never died on you. I've had a ford escape that needed a transmission replaced. I had a Nissan Murano that needed a drive shaft replaced. I had a f150 that needed a new piston ring. I have a mustang right now that probably needs an entire rebuild. Moving parts introduce so many weak points that are prone to failure. An EV has a motor that is connected directly to the wheels meaning the thing that fails is the motor. Mechanical parts are built to last but that doesn't mean they're invincible and if you're claiming they are than you're obviously just turning a blind eye to the facts.

  • @kamikazeabe-ru8735
    @kamikazeabe-ru8735 Před 4 měsíci +463

    If Idiocracy was a car

    • @Deltron6060
      @Deltron6060 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Brought to you by Mountain Dew!

    • @ashxc
      @ashxc Před 3 měsíci +6

      it's what plants crave

    • @WholeFoods21
      @WholeFoods21 Před 2 měsíci

      Average iq of a Tesla owner is higher than any other car, your factually incorrect try again lol bro whomp whomp

    • @michaelwynn2273
      @michaelwynn2273 Před 2 měsíci +24

      ​@@WholeFoods21you're* not your. Also, that's simply not possible. Because Tesla owners actually think that buying an electric car saves the environment.

    • @WholeFoods21
      @WholeFoods21 Před 2 měsíci

      @@michaelwynn2273 no most of us don’t, that’s the big misconception we just like the technology dude I am well aware that it’s not good for the environment, oh and this is a CZcams comment section by the way and your not an English teacher so no one cares about grammar lil bro

  • @MisTTwisted
    @MisTTwisted Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's just different for the sake of being different, nothing else.

  • @Discosn8ke
    @Discosn8ke Před měsícem +1

    No amount of youtube shorts you make will ever be enough of a cope for this gawd awful purchase.
    You messed up 😂

  • @yanwain9454
    @yanwain9454 Před 6 měsíci +740

    this truck was clearly designed for someone who will never get their hands dirty

    • @AlpineTheHusky
      @AlpineTheHusky Před 6 měsíci +172

      Like most people in the US who buy trucks

    • @Tom--Ace
      @Tom--Ace Před 6 měsíci +5

      Truer words never spoken

    • @JP-ut6gd
      @JP-ut6gd Před 6 měsíci +29

      Tesla makes cars for people who like tech, not cars, which is sad

    • @MattBuild4
      @MattBuild4 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@AlpineTheHusky true, but it also loses on the market potential of people who buy trucks because they could.
      Which is why those people are buying trucks in the first place.

    • @yanwain9454
      @yanwain9454 Před 6 měsíci

      man that's a brutal and true assessment@@JP-ut6gd

  • @KingAfsheen
    @KingAfsheen Před 6 měsíci +5580

    First bottle opened in my truck 🙂‍↕️🍾
    Thanks for coming through Forrest!🎉

    • @cryptoking7679
      @cryptoking7679 Před 6 měsíci +43

      Cant wait for more videos...also learn to ignore all the haters... If you dont have haters then you aint doing it right 😂

    • @kw7807
      @kw7807 Před 6 měsíci +7

      You guys are awesome-keep on keeping on..

    • @KingAfsheen
      @KingAfsheen Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@cryptoking7679 thanks for the support. We strive to make everyone happy 😊

    • @KingAfsheen
      @KingAfsheen Před 6 měsíci

      @@kw7807 ❤️‍🔥🤟🏼

    • @ImOsamaBin
      @ImOsamaBin Před 6 měsíci

      How is the cybertruck is better than the Tesla?

  • @The_g_string_lover
    @The_g_string_lover Před měsícem +1

    Man whoever let Elon design a truck, I hope you realized your mistake.

  • @ryanszumowski8749
    @ryanszumowski8749 Před měsícem

    …and when it rains I get a free shower!

  • @chadlucier
    @chadlucier Před 6 měsíci +471

    Bottle openers, video games and easter eggs. Everything I would want out of a truck.

    • @tdbla98
      @tdbla98 Před 6 měsíci +9

      I hope you're joking

    • @chadlucier
      @chadlucier Před 6 měsíci +23

      @tdbla98 why would I be joking? Most trucks reliability and practical use are very similar. The big differences are in things like the refresh rate of the infotainment screen or the quirky extras offered.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Honestly if you want video games you could get a series S and a small monitor and get a regular outlet to cigarette lighter adapter (yes they make those) and you’re looking at $500 or less. Which is way better than the price of the truck

    • @welcometoreality437
      @welcometoreality437 Před 5 měsíci +11

      ​@@chadlucier"Most trucks' reliability and practical use" what a great joke 😂 As if trucks had any meaningful use. 99% are bought as a luxury and used as regular vehicles.

    • @taifune6442
      @taifune6442 Před 5 měsíci +1

      dude car is for going from point a to point b you dont need to play games and if you want bottle opener just put 1 on keychain

  • @H3dgeh0g12
    @H3dgeh0g12 Před 6 měsíci +159

    Nothing seems to be redundant in that none of it is physical. Even worse is the crumple zone and visibility, it shouldn’t be road legal.

    • @Komputar
      @Komputar Před 6 měsíci +8

      *It's American made so everything goes. Had this been Japanese this would have never have even touched the asphalt of US roads*

    • @geroutathat
      @geroutathat Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@Komputar Yep, but this vanity truck project might end tesla in the long run, as american geeks are buying this, toyota relased a 12k pickup in asia thats selling like hot cakes, gobbiling up the actual working pickup market in asia. This truck will be nothing but geeks driving it

    • @TenebrusI07
      @TenebrusI07 Před 6 měsíci +7

      It probably won't be road legal in many places outside the US.

    • @Gaben3210
      @Gaben3210 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Not legal in the EU
      Here we have tests like what does this do to pedestrians if they get hit at different speeds,
      what happens to other cars in different situations at different speeds when it hits them.
      We can only guess how many of those tests this metal thing would pass

  • @benjaminlukegraf
    @benjaminlukegraf Před 2 měsíci

    "Body Panels grow free Rust from Wind, & Rain!"

  • @brodiekelly8111
    @brodiekelly8111 Před měsícem

    As someone who works in valet Teslas are by far the car I dread driving the most

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder Před 6 měsíci +347

    So you have two inconvenient ways to switch gears....

    • @lordgman1
      @lordgman1 Před 6 měsíci +3

      How often do you switch gears?

    • @Warp3326
      @Warp3326 Před 6 měsíci

      every time you use your car?@@lordgman1

    • @xnyxiee1784
      @xnyxiee1784 Před 6 měsíci

      People driving manuals switch gears literally every time they drive, hundreds of times a week.
      The cybertrucks "gear selector" is utter dogshit designed by an incompetent apartheid oxygen thief, and that's ignoring that it likes to break down, and corrodes due to rain within a couple weeks - a problem every car fixed literally decades ago.@@lordgman1

    • @JesseArt
      @JesseArt Před 6 měsíci +26

      @@lordgman1 Ever been sitting at a red light and see an accident in progress and the only way to avoid being a part of it is to QUICKLY throw your vehicle into reverse? It's happened to me twice. This nonsense is a deal breaker for me. Changing gears should be a no-brainer, not a 3+ step process.

    • @FiletHiff
      @FiletHiff Před 6 měsíci

      @@JesseArtyou couldn’t afford a Tesla anyway, it’s okay

  • @globalmotortradersyt5514
    @globalmotortradersyt5514 Před 6 měsíci +457

    You know what I love about my Cybertuck. I need to explain to people how to use the gears! Because in the 21st century, gear selection shouldn't be intuitive, it should be janky and difficult!

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi Před 6 měsíci +21

      Wait after the next software update moves the gear selection into a different menu:-D

    • @Crosshair84
      @Crosshair84 Před 6 měsíci +14

      In the old days, engineers would design cars so that a blindfolded person could be put in the drivers seat and find all the major controls by touch alone.

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 Před 6 měsíci +8

      ⁠@@Crosshair84Yes, but in the old days people would also understand the vehicle and had more control with manual. Nowadays, people only know how to drive automatic and expect everything to happen magically, hence why tactile buttons are disappearing.

    • @doughboygee6865
      @doughboygee6865 Před 6 měsíci

      At least you know it wont be getting stolen anytime soon 😂😂

    • @Apollo-Computers
      @Apollo-Computers Před 6 měsíci +2

      I still drive a manual.

  • @MazwiZwane
    @MazwiZwane Před měsícem

    note to self, never smoke a joint while watiching Forrest's vidoes again.

  • @Blite_Victor
    @Blite_Victor Před měsícem

    As a Cuphead enthusiast, I am now going to make the Tesla Cybertruck my everyday vehicle