Bad Boys for Life RED CARPET! Ft. Michael Reeves

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
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  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg Před 4 lety +13323

    Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 Před 4 lety +321

      So that's why dark souls music was playing

    • @terminal2124
      @terminal2124 Před 4 lety +183

      The way you phrased it makes it much scarier

    • @chickennugget5466
      @chickennugget5466 Před 4 lety +81

      He pops around the corner and giornos theme starts playing

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. Před 4 lety +22

      mach 10 lmao

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- Před 4 lety +26

      What is he koro sensei

  • @redstonenick302
    @redstonenick302 Před 4 lety +15129

    " I'm more than just content "
    " I know you're my friend "
    " I'm ok with just being content "
    He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining

    • @spysappingmysentry5840
      @spysappingmysentry5840 Před 4 lety +1197

      The man knows how to stay in a relationship

    • @Mister_Smith_YT
      @Mister_Smith_YT Před 4 lety +509

      I feel like being content-zoned is much worse

    • @CerberusHD
      @CerberusHD Před 4 lety +32

      *you're

    • @rolin8076
      @rolin8076 Před 4 lety +44

      They are SOO cute together 😅🥰

    • @rbtchan2306
      @rbtchan2306 Před 4 lety +24

      @@Mister_Smith_YT boom...
      Content zone...and always like that :) that circle of friendzone

  • @Sohodollie
    @Sohodollie Před 4 lety +5566

    I love how everyone was towering over michael as he just repeated "hi, hello, hi, hello" because that's the best representation of anxiety I have seen

  • @hwottao3218
    @hwottao3218 Před 3 lety +7604

    "I have a genetic disease."
    "Called being a filipino"
    As a filipino i died at this

  • @paulfisher1859
    @paulfisher1859 Před 4 lety +10104

    Michael is more present in other people’s content than his own

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt Před 4 lety +251

      its a lot easier when youre not the one editing or making ideas for things and just existing for people to film

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 Před 4 lety +43

      @@synthvt so all the movie stars in the world

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 Před 4 lety +10

      This is accurate

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt Před 4 lety +34

      @@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies

    • @arthurfc14
      @arthurfc14 Před 4 lety +6

      Apparently this is how he pays the rent

  • @conspiracy_0011
    @conspiracy_0011 Před 4 lety +4915

    The speed at which Michael shuffled off after picking that lock and turning off the lights was immeasurable

  • @liammartinero5759
    @liammartinero5759 Před 4 lety +5466

    It's amazing how Michael can be so anxious and yet devoid of fear at the same time, just saying random shit to people he doesn't know lol.

    • @poofa4009
      @poofa4009 Před 4 lety +298

      Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 Před 4 lety +81

      I think he was in tunnel vision mode, where all he could see was about a foot in front of him

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 Před 4 lety +96

      "ah yes hello I do youtube videos" while looking everybody in the eyes and turning around like a maniac

    • @backfake5415
      @backfake5415 Před 3 lety +100

      I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 Před 3 lety +2

      Thats how it works

  • @Huxxleigh
    @Huxxleigh Před 3 lety +4506

    I just realized that Michael gave Lily his jacket at the Red Carpet 🥺

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 Před 3 lety +172

      I think this is as well like only a couple of days before they started dating

    • @zetoghetto
      @zetoghetto Před 3 lety +39

      Didn’t see that thx for telling us

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt Před 3 lety +20

      i dont think she said thanks >:(

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt Před 3 lety +23

      @@theslightlysaltysalad1460 i want a hour long apology from lily saying thanks the mykull for the jacket. Now.

    • @wisdom23feb62
      @wisdom23feb62 Před 3 lety +38

      @@LetMeEatIt I- please say you’re joking right...

  • @CommunTube
    @CommunTube Před 4 lety +26402

    The fact that Michael knows how to pick locks makes him more terrifying

    • @MashedPotatoesXD
      @MashedPotatoesXD Před 4 lety +1185

      If i see that shit when the door unlocked i would go full on *alarm clock* 3:38

    • @dankerthanclanker
      @dankerthanclanker Před 4 lety +928

      "Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser."
      I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 Před 4 lety +86

      @@dankerthanclanker I did

    • @puerkito9893
      @puerkito9893 Před 4 lety +48

      dankerthanclanker
      I did

    • @awakaxis
      @awakaxis Před 4 lety +29

      666 likes.

  • @oner6328
    @oner6328 Před 4 lety +4130

    The fact he moves that fast and knows how to pick locks makes him so scary and is buff enough to kick my ass makes him scarier

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Před 4 lety +122

      don't forget about the taser

    • @ruz01_7
      @ruz01_7 Před 4 lety +90

      And can make a projectile homing weapon out of anything

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf Před 4 lety +69

      Also the fact he builds automatized torture machines for fun

    • @oner6328
      @oner6328 Před 4 lety +11

      That too

    • @Poplock4121
      @Poplock4121 Před 4 lety +5

      Tazer machine gun

  • @neetnootneetnoot
    @neetnootneetnoot Před 4 lety +3099

    He let her borrow his coat cuz she was cold... AND SHE ACCEPTED IT.
    Flag placed

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz Před 3 lety +1541

    00:52 Scarra is the Dad who knows his kid's shenanigans too well so he won't even try to stop them anymore.

  • @nicksmotherman6699
    @nicksmotherman6699 Před 4 lety +2497

    Stylist:
    “Is he like this at the house?”
    Lily:
    *bruh* “He’s like this EVERYWHERE”

  • @kpoppfp2525
    @kpoppfp2525 Před 4 lety +8514

    lily should've included the part in the stream when michael gave her his suit jacket cause she was cold
    we need _Wholesome Michael Content_

    • @blitz-o-byte
      @blitz-o-byte Před 4 lety +340

      oh crap i need CLIPS

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 Před 4 lety +503

      I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though.
      Remember that ships are not things to take seriously.
      Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.

    • @azzazelynn988
      @azzazelynn988 Před 4 lety +81

      @@blitz-o-byte It's on Lily's vod channel. I'm sure you'll find a time stamp in the comments somewhere

    • @Flower-gb8co
      @Flower-gb8co Před 4 lety +136

      IRIS Corporation, you took a good thing and you just.... you just.... eh.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist Před 4 lety +256

      @@jannikschmidt8511 I get that but I'm more feeling chaotic evil sibling energy.

  • @duranmclemore8667
    @duranmclemore8667 Před 4 lety +2661

    "Are we supposed to socialize?"
    That's social interaction and I don't support it

    • @JordanRA
      @JordanRA Před 4 lety +20

      We don't go outside man outside is scary 😂

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 Před 4 lety +13

      Duran McLemore the fact that this comment has less than 100 likes proves that us viewers don’t support social interaction

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 Před 4 lety +23

      Duran McLemore i sleep with a gun beside my bed, just so when someone breaks in I can just shoot myself. I dont like socializing at all.

    • @andpeeps1570
      @andpeeps1570 Před 4 lety +1

      This comment has aged surprisingly well

  • @wishi6616
    @wishi6616 Před 3 lety +635

    God I'm uncomfortable watching Michael talk to those random people like that, but at the same time I admire his guts.

  • @guilhermemadureira5885
    @guilhermemadureira5885 Před 4 lety +3582

    "The lockpick minion doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
    The lockpick minion: 3:38

    • @stork01
      @stork01 Před 4 lety +57

      Terror

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 Před 4 lety +99

      *Getting Assaulted At 3 AM By A Lockpick Minion (scary)*

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex Před 4 lety +22

      Picklocking*

    • @JohnSmith-vb5ck
      @JohnSmith-vb5ck Před 4 lety +9

      @@ChibiSilex It's Lock picking, failed grammar nazi.

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex Před 4 lety +10

      @@JohnSmith-vb5ck Looks like someone needs to watch the clip again.

  • @zacksargent
    @zacksargent Před 4 lety +4861

    Michael Reeves is the only famous person I've ever seen with acne, and he's honestly like a role model.

    • @zacksargent
      @zacksargent Před 4 lety +686

      @SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti Do not try and suppress my desire to taze. I know what I said

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro Před 4 lety +151

      He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro Před 4 lety +58

      For experience once you got that level of acne creams, shoaps, lotions are like nothing

    • @zanethezaniest274
      @zanethezaniest274 Před 4 lety +13

      SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti
      The correct word is Overlord

    • @Callzorify
      @Callzorify Před 4 lety +1

      Alisson Becker of Liverpool FC has it too

  • @maxkadric8205
    @maxkadric8205 Před 4 lety +2357

    Michael reeves: The destroyers of turtles, harnesser of electricity and looks surprisingly good in a suit

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker Před 4 lety +71

      Everyone looks surprisingly good in a suit. That's what they're for.

    • @Martin-rh6bn
      @Martin-rh6bn Před 4 lety +31

      Man I'd be gay for Michael in a suit...

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 Před 4 lety +12

      Yea Michael be lookin like a top notch lad in that suit

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL Před 4 lety +3

      everyone looks good in a suit that fits

    • @maxkadric8205
      @maxkadric8205 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Martin-rh6bn its not gay if he's the child of zues

  • @medic1453
    @medic1453 Před 3 lety +1505

    Lily: *slips while going down on the stairs*
    Michael: F R E A K F R E A K

    • @gigachad7230
      @gigachad7230 Před 3 lety +19

      Don’t forget he stands like a Skyrim NPC

  • @boostmeup24
    @boostmeup24 Před 4 lety +3704

    “I was born with a Genetic disease called being Filipino” I FEEL 😭😭 6:44

    • @johnnyjoestar4473
      @johnnyjoestar4473 Před 4 lety +154

      when you're filipino but also tall somehow so you cant relate

    • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
      @slyphknttdotdotdot637 Před 4 lety +30

      I too fear ill be 5'2 for the rest of my life

    • @neruneru9713
      @neruneru9713 Před 4 lety +85

      I used to be happy because I'm taller than my mom and is almost as tall as my dad...
      ... *but then I stopped growing.*

    • @jonawottjwt5135
      @jonawottjwt5135 Před 4 lety

      @@neruneru9713 Same

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 Před 4 lety +8

      imma be 5 ft for life

  • @ninmeu3830
    @ninmeu3830 Před 4 lety +1379

    0:50 The way Micheal runs makes him seem like the kind of guy that would crawl downstairs once his mom said the pizza rolls were done.

    • @livtheolive3888
      @livtheolive3888 Před 4 lety +37

      justsalty he is that kind of guy

    • @myriadofcolours9861
      @myriadofcolours9861 Před 4 lety +26

      Scarra sitting there unbothered is iconic

    • @ReijoRitari
      @ReijoRitari Před 4 lety +9

      @@myriadofcolours9861 I'm not that sure if he's unbothered. More like ready to burst out to full laughter.

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 Před 4 lety +3

      justsalty that’s my kinda guy

  • @Beastt-ix8lg
    @Beastt-ix8lg Před 4 lety +2325

    why yall look like two 12-year-olds lost in a party in the middle of a lot of adults

    • @1nicerboyz206
      @1nicerboyz206 Před 4 lety +59

      isnt lily like a boomer so its a 12 year old and a-
      wait a second

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 Před 4 lety +31

      @@1nicerboyz206 ARA ARA IT IS

    • @flamius1063
      @flamius1063 Před 4 lety +20

      @@stupidperson9250 PREPARE YOURSELF, SHOTA

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 Před 4 lety +3

      Luka Ivkovic
      Oh GOD

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 Před 3 lety +3130

    2:32 I don't know why Michael eating a crêpe with a sign in the background that says "Filipino" is so funny to me

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 Před 4 lety +6232

    Me: "Michael cant possibly get more terrifying, right?"
    Michael: *picks a lock with a bobby pin in like probably less than 5 mins*
    Me: "oh god no"

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Před 4 lety +152

      *Wears terrifying minion mask*
      HAVE FUN WITH MY TASER

    • @mikeylee9151
      @mikeylee9151 Před 4 lety +107

      Michael is definition of modded skyrim

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 Před 4 lety +50

      *Minion Michael, Destroyer of Turtles*

    • @Konspirantas
      @Konspirantas Před 4 lety +13

      bad horse is pleased

    • @starflyer5707
      @starflyer5707 Před 4 lety +19

      “Picklocking” wait isn’t it lockpicking

  • @crazycrazyyungswag1955
    @crazycrazyyungswag1955 Před 4 lety +1694

    Micheal: “We’re just two introverted streamers”
    Also Micheal: Says hi to everyone in his path

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 Před 4 lety +130

      Introverted doesnt mean antisocial, it just means that being in social situations like these for too long is very draining

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan Před 4 lety +38

      Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.

    • @INeed333Quid
      @INeed333Quid Před 4 lety +1

      yeah im not sure that he is introvert

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 Před 4 lety +9

      As an Introvert, I like to say shit that makes me stand out, it's my way of saying "I'm still here"

    • @mochgaming4873
      @mochgaming4873 Před 4 lety +13

      @@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.

  • @1deskrat
    @1deskrat Před 4 lety +1900

    michael reeves confirmed locksmith

    • @nightmare_luna
      @nightmare_luna Před 4 lety +10

      I hope they collap one day... it would be chaos

    • @Suushi870
      @Suushi870 Před 4 lety +10

      Pretty sure raking will get through most doors

    • @adjak3654
      @adjak3654 Před 4 lety +6

      Confirmed will smith

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender Před 4 lety +4

      @@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard.
      I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.

    • @ruscell0000
      @ruscell0000 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Lexender dental instruments??

  • @lampboi1597
    @lampboi1597 Před 3 lety +509

    Michael: “I can pick locks”
    Also Michael: Has a large assortment of tasers
    Me: *shivers in fear

  • @pickleking1176
    @pickleking1176 Před 4 lety +1961

    9:57 the fact that he’s like a foot shorter than everyone else makes it so funny

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 Před 3 lety +52

      It's like the scene in Fellowship of the Ring when the hobbits are at the Prancing Pony

    • @a_fine_boi5677
      @a_fine_boi5677 Před 3 lety +1

      @@andymiller1597 lol

    • @commanda3536
      @commanda3536 Před 3 lety +4

      The looks he was getting from everyone🤣🤣🤣

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 Před 2 lety +1

      Well that's why he made the taser camera!

  • @talan651
    @talan651 Před 4 lety +2851

    "How many followers do you have?"
    "10... Or 20..."
    7K people watching the stream: ._.

    • @Heartsprovide
      @Heartsprovide Před 4 lety +249

      I was watching live, that exact moment there, literally 20k people were watching lmao

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel Před 4 lety +28

      I was waiting for them to say a couple, 10, 20, 20 thousand

    • @jamesmersh1770
      @jamesmersh1770 Před 4 lety +7

      @@lamptowel Like Lily doesnt have 924k...

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel Před 4 lety +23

      @@jamesmersh1770 theyre trying not to flex i think, it would make them seem obnosous

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 Před 4 lety +5

      @@lamptowel They aren't trying to be humble, it's literally a fucking joke.

  • @dall2734
    @dall2734 Před 4 lety +2157

    The Lockpicking Crackhead.
    The Lockpicking Lawyer's insane cousin.

  • @jamespolurcia5105
    @jamespolurcia5105 Před 3 lety +223

    4:34
    When I saw one of them tried to cover their mouth I knew it was Sykkuno

  • @riskyriskywiggywigi6775
    @riskyriskywiggywigi6775 Před 4 lety +2542

    “I was born with a disease called being Filipino”
    *laughs in tall half-Filipino*

    • @dei9056
      @dei9056 Před 4 lety +5

      *yes*

    • @jacobmorta3047
      @jacobmorta3047 Před 4 lety +66

      Curse you tall filipino!
      I'm full filipino 18 and 5'7 . WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT

    • @lloytre5379
      @lloytre5379 Před 4 lety +18

      I feel bad cause i just turned 15
      And sits on 5'9

    • @vinceyy1838
      @vinceyy1838 Před 4 lety +2

      yagiya야기야 I’m full Filipino 12yo 5’2 xD

    •  Před 4 lety

      @@jacobmorta3047 ful filipino 6'1 14

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 Před 4 lety +896

    Man I see micheal now and it feels like watching one of the homies that made it out the hood.

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless Před 4 lety +58

      Right? I remember first finding his channel when he was 1.5K subs and it’s so weird now

  • @ekkovaan2261
    @ekkovaan2261 Před 4 lety +4605

    Who would win:
    A normal functioning human being
    Some weird midget-gremlin, wearing a minion mask

    • @ScrewLooseVods
      @ScrewLooseVods Před 4 lety +80

      The Gremlin has a taser I think he wins

    • @shnerped3549
      @shnerped3549 Před 4 lety +29

      you forgot to describe him as a crackhead

    • @quarth9396
      @quarth9396 Před 4 lety +48

      Who also is buff, has a taser and picks locks so you can't hide anywhere. Yeah, i'll be over here accepting death

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 Před 4 lety +12

      dont forget he builds murder death robots for a living and knows how to pick locks...

    • @katsucurry4730
      @katsucurry4730 Před 3 lety +11

      Me: a normal functioning human being
      Michael: looks at me with minion face on
      Me: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @elonmusksbadideas3336
    @elonmusksbadideas3336 Před 3 lety +185

    At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao

    • @02o.
      @02o. Před 2 lety

      man stood there like he knew the future but didn’t want to alter it lmfao

  • @LunchableSandwich
    @LunchableSandwich Před 4 lety +2505

    You could actually title this "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

    • @unfrei6059
      @unfrei6059 Před 4 lety +32

      Kashmir died on this . 👍🏻

    • @15aia5
      @15aia5 Před 4 lety +26

      *The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits*

    • @kniti27x
      @kniti27x Před 4 lety +18

      TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 Před 4 lety +10

      Isengard, gard, gard, g-g-g-gard

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 Před 4 lety +1

      What you say?

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube Před 4 lety +1742

    Nobody:
    Micheal:
    “oH thATs smItH wIth!”

    • @Carsif
      @Carsif Před 4 lety +3

      @@Kirbgear I'm guessing your auto correction succs "atuo"😂

    • @WelshSwordsman
      @WelshSwordsman Před 4 lety +37

      @@Kirbgear No, it's Smill With. 9:47

    • @testsubject228
      @testsubject228 Před 4 lety +1

      Who is smill with?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Kirbgear No, he actually said smill with

    • @Kirbgear
      @Kirbgear Před 4 lety +2

      Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end

  • @matiasbishop3461
    @matiasbishop3461 Před 4 lety +1618

    I want Michael reeves as a playable character in watchdogs 3

  • @SilverTune
    @SilverTune Před 3 lety +362

    6:07 WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THE YULE BALL

  • @duxmartini
    @duxmartini Před 4 lety +509

    4:52
    michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer

  • @johnvenzsanchez6711
    @johnvenzsanchez6711 Před 4 lety +962

    Michael: *I was born with a genetic disease called being a filipino*
    That one hit me right in the heart.
    I felt that

    • @raimrn789
      @raimrn789 Před 4 lety

      Is he Really half?

    • @filippoye609
      @filippoye609 Před 4 lety +3

      @@raimrn789 Yes, you can tell by his height

    • @spideripis963
      @spideripis963 Před 4 lety

      Dude I'm 6'5 and am I filipino

    • @nan-vw1ik
      @nan-vw1ik Před 4 lety +10

      @@spideripis963 most of (Filipinos) are genetically small you know that already but Im just saying like (like damn sana all 6'5ahahahaha)

    • @malupingkenntcedricc.7542
      @malupingkenntcedricc.7542 Před 4 lety +1

      @@spideripis963 naol

  • @mattiasjohannorglaan2967
    @mattiasjohannorglaan2967 Před 4 lety +522

    I like how Scarra just sits in the background, eating and shaking his head like a disappointed father.

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 Před 4 lety +19

      Mattias Johann Orglaan He is the token boomer after all.

  • @kamik_posted
    @kamik_posted Před 3 lety +73

    3:42 Why is nobody talking about this? Imagine seeing him pick your lock, turn off your light, and charge. I would piss myself

  • @somemop1158
    @somemop1158 Před 4 lety +2905

    Me: here for Michael reeves
    Lily: look at the camera so I can use you for views
    Me: she knows

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell Před 4 lety +30

      Ruthless businesswoman

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 Před 4 lety +2

      Bruh

    • @anime0wolfs12
      @anime0wolfs12 Před 4 lety +3

      Look Michael's one of the only CZcams that if I see him in a video I'm going to at least check it out.

  • @MrLucksman
    @MrLucksman Před 4 lety +612

    8:30 Lily quickly shakes hands while avoiding eye contact then running for dear life behind Mykull

  • @MultiPredy
    @MultiPredy Před 4 lety +1625

    Did anyone mention jet that with their bad internet the new house turned into the literal OFFLINE TV House!?

    • @akies6256
      @akies6256 Před 4 lety +14

      Hey can you do me a quick favor? Please stop. Thanks.

    • @VahnWyrde
      @VahnWyrde Před 4 lety +79

      @@akies6256 so i guess you want him to go... offline?

    • @Pyroxlol
      @Pyroxlol Před 4 lety +6

      oh god no

    • @bilalakyuz9866
      @bilalakyuz9866 Před 4 lety +24

      Just let him be guys... Its not like there is much on the line here

    • @popoplotc1802
      @popoplotc1802 Před 4 lety +3

      Pls stop

  • @tompatompsson
    @tompatompsson Před 3 lety +67

    This is how Frodo and Sam felt when they tried to blend in with the orcs in mordor.

  • @laynevanvoorst1307
    @laynevanvoorst1307 Před 4 lety +455

    Michal: picks lock. Turns light off. Disappears into the room

  • @Folder
    @Folder Před 4 lety +1954

    "i was born with a genetic disease....of being filipino."
    that hit home so hard, x'D lol

    • @aehrol46
      @aehrol46 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah xD especially im pretty sure that im the same height as them

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 Před 4 lety +32

      Every filipinx has a genetic disease called "gremlin"

    • @fartsimulator-of9li
      @fartsimulator-of9li Před 4 lety +28

      Damn bro is everyone in the philippines 5'7''?

    • @harveyjp
      @harveyjp Před 4 lety +17

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller...

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 Před 4 lety +13

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller than 5'5"

  • @aimaedac
    @aimaedac Před 4 lety +730

    Michael, an introvert: *Stands behind famous person Like a deer in headlights.*

    • @agfd5659
      @agfd5659 Před 4 lety +3

      I don't think Michael is too much of an introvert

  • @oumaima353
    @oumaima353 Před 3 lety +131

    Bruh nothing has ever reminded me more of Harry Potter in the fourth movie Goblet of Fire, than Michael at 6:09

  • @arishadpurnama1506
    @arishadpurnama1506 Před 4 lety +1098

    Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.

    • @alexandersawatzky7384
      @alexandersawatzky7384 Před 4 lety +61

      (shipping intensifies)

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 Před 4 lety +99

      @@alexandersawatzky7384 begone

    • @TheLazyass111
      @TheLazyass111 Před 4 lety +35

      @@jacade5898 YOU CANT DENY THE SHIP

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 Před 4 lety +68

      @@TheLazyass111 since a person directly implicated in the ship denied it, I shouldn't need to.

    • @chewy1921
      @chewy1921 Před 4 lety +45

      JC DG plus shipping actual people is kinda creepy??? I mean if I was shipped with any of my friends we would both be constantly uncomfortable

  • @DSRwafflez
    @DSRwafflez Před 4 lety +561

    Michael: "I have self control."
    Immediately finishes it.

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 Před 4 lety +1

      He just GLONKED it down like it was nothing.

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan Před 4 lety +2877

    “I was born with a genetic disease called Filipino” 6:41

  • @ethanvienneau1177
    @ethanvienneau1177 Před 3 lety +59

    The best part about Lilly is we can see Michel without having to wait half a year

  • @wesleybutler1868
    @wesleybutler1868 Před 4 lety +335

    End of the video-
    POV: Michael pulling the plug on your life support and Lily waiving bye to you as you drift off into the void....

    • @Itzmebryy
      @Itzmebryy Před 4 lety +17

      micheal skadoosh that life support plug

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 Před 4 lety +2

      He needs to connect his Drone Army to attack the FBI

    • @evans3636
      @evans3636 Před 4 lety

      :P Can't ask for a better send-off.

  • @rdmZero
    @rdmZero Před 4 lety +308

    "Thats all I wanted Michael, a picture... without you T-posing everywhere"
    Got me weak

  • @VirtuallySane
    @VirtuallySane Před 4 lety +383

    3:38 is probably the funniest Micheal moment I've seen.

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 Před 4 lety +1

      Probably the funnieat OTV moment ive ever seen tbh

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 Před 4 lety

      Funny?
      THATS TERRIFYING XD

    • @s0me_russian
      @s0me_russian Před 4 lety

      and that is why i pressed screenshot to save it for future purposes

    • @new_unit
      @new_unit Před 4 lety

      Same, I started laughing out loud for a solid minute. Living with Michael is scary

  • @justren6768
    @justren6768 Před 3 lety +279

    Michael: "im more than just content lily"
    Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend
    Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content"
    *i see where this is going 7w7*

  • @rila3710
    @rila3710 Před 4 lety +892

    Lily: c’mon, you have to finish it
    Michael: actually finished it
    *PEER PRESSURE*

    • @Schellsea
      @Schellsea Před 4 lety +14

      He was fucking shaking at the end, poor guy... The power of Lily's influence is too strong for one man.

  • @rodrigoramos2583
    @rodrigoramos2583 Před 4 lety +513

    SO THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BEING HIS FRIEND.
    TO BE TALLER
    OF COURSE
    it was so obvious.

    • @KeiwaM
      @KeiwaM Před 4 lety +5

      Yea
      'Friend'

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 Před 4 lety

      They are like the pinky and the brain duo, but swapped height

  • @ohgumdrop2208
    @ohgumdrop2208 Před 4 lety +373

    When yvonne was with her friends Michael and lily were like the two embarrassing parents sending their kid off on a date

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 Před 4 lety +426

    “Michael mich- AAh”
    “HAHAHA, FREAK FREAK”
    4:52

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy Před 3 lety +3

      They werent back here lmao

    • @enkidukanno2682
      @enkidukanno2682 Před 3 lety +1

      At the point of time that this was posted they weren't officially dating

  • @MelonInDisguise
    @MelonInDisguise Před 4 lety +1988

    Micheal: I´m tired of just being content
    Lily: you´re more than just content. You´re my friend
    Micheal: nevermind I´m fine with just being content

  • @TheRealDell
    @TheRealDell Před 4 lety +678

    _"Minion Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt y-"_
    Minion Michael: 0:49, 3:38

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 Před 4 lety +10

      The fact that he can get into my house without consent is terrifying
      He could tase me and I would never know

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 Před 4 lety

      @@someguyontheinternet8769 i think you would know if you got tased

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 Před 4 lety +1

      @@osha_t4 he would somehow manage to do it without you knowing and you damm well know that

  • @tylerhwang7624
    @tylerhwang7624 Před 4 lety +638

    The fact that 50% of lily's content is just people getting harassed is gOld

  • @quietqiwi7747
    @quietqiwi7747 Před 3 lety +82

    Random man: So how many followers on twitch?
    Micheal: a few....10....20...

  • @mechamelody
    @mechamelody Před 4 lety +289

    5:38 “it’s sparkly and cute... just like you” This aged beautifully 😊

  • @newdurongpisitkul4664
    @newdurongpisitkul4664 Před 4 lety +511

    Lily: “it’s sparkling cute Michael, Just like you”
    UwU

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi Před 4 lety +18

      New Srithai this aged well

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 Před 4 lety +3

      @@xtrathiccboi I hope it does for a while

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 Před 4 lety +171

    ok. you guys literally looked like two lost children at that party. EVERYONE was taller than you and I couldn't relate more.

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 Před 3 lety +53

    “The enemy stand user could be anyone”
    Enemy Stand User: 6:20

  • @vukkicos5688
    @vukkicos5688 Před 4 lety +195

    I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...

    • @drunkboi5887
      @drunkboi5887 Před 4 lety +6

      He had to leave the taser at home

    • @vukkicos5688
      @vukkicos5688 Před 4 lety +3

      @@drunkboi5887 They had to return home at one point, and Michael doesnt seem like a forgiving type😈

  • @Vicente_Moreno
    @Vicente_Moreno Před 4 lety +570

    They look like hobbits with all the normal people arround.

    • @milton8934
      @milton8934 Před 4 lety +4

      mean.

    • @iHasaComputer
      @iHasaComputer Před 4 lety +2

      They sound like hobbits to. Insufferable. Who even watches this crap

    • @milancora4637
      @milancora4637 Před 4 lety +9

      @@iHasaComputer yeah totally I have never watched a single video of these crack heads

    • @BAO-ve9pd
      @BAO-ve9pd Před 4 lety +5

      iHasaComputer Bad bait

    • @denisalvarez7354
      @denisalvarez7354 Před 4 lety

      Oneroomy yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hiddenleaf58
    @Hiddenleaf58 Před 4 lety +205

    8:30
    Sony: “You guys look great!”
    Lilly: “Yep, Yep.”

  • @danica3403
    @danica3403 Před 4 lety +25

    11:53 i like how michael's jacket is on lily shoulders... that's mcCute

  • @jaredmalecdan6810
    @jaredmalecdan6810 Před 4 lety +2359

    I was born with a Genetic Disease Called Filipino - Michael
    Me As A Filipino: *it aint racist as long its your own race*

    • @kuyam6340
      @kuyam6340 Před 4 lety +63

      tbh i agree with him, being 5'6 is saddening kabayan

    • @teinei1958
      @teinei1958 Před 4 lety +42

      Being a 15 fil-japanese boy, having both of your height genetics being 5’7 below is weird but for some reason im 5’10

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v Před 4 lety +5

      Being a 15 yr old filipino boi that is 5'7 tall and the shortest among your cousin is sad my fren.

    • @lovesenpai2661
      @lovesenpai2661 Před 4 lety +6

      Anong kababalaghan to

    • @kikojin1957
      @kikojin1957 Před 4 lety +1

      Jared Malecdan he’s saying facts anyway

  • @duckie_duckforshort5566
    @duckie_duckforshort5566 Před 4 lety +399

    News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him
    Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling*
    3:35

  • @ni-qr6zb
    @ni-qr6zb Před 4 lety +431

    I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah, I don't think he's gotten to know the other members very well yet

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb Před 4 lety +44

      @@baconeater4133 scarra mentioned on the day he came to offlinetv that he doesn't have that much friends but I believe michael can get along with them

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre Před 4 lety +51

      SINIGANG NA HIPON Because it’s social interaction and he doesn’t support it.

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb Před 4 lety

      @@Kaliospectre on CZcams how about off CZcams not doing a vid he is still a human

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre Před 4 lety +9

      @@ni-qr6zb Yeah he's a regular dude on Lily's streams, I was just referencing his Amazon Bot vid bruv.

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi Před 2 lety +8

    Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.

  • @thebeatbox124
    @thebeatbox124 Před 4 lety +147

    3:37 the face when he turns around.. oh god

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in Před 4 lety +324

    Normal drunk people recording: * wobbly af *
    Lily drunk recording: **image stabilized**

  • @dedfuk419
    @dedfuk419 Před 4 lety +364

    Everyone is literally taller than Michael and Lily.

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 Před 3 lety +27

    Lily: "you're more than just a content, you're my friend"
    Michael: *pain* "nevermind, i'm fine in being just content"

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 Před 4 lety +130

    Michael: *acts normal*
    Michael two minutes later: Ok that's enough of thattt

  • @teemo7714
    @teemo7714 Před 4 lety +205

    2:27 look at left side of the screen
    it says "Big Boy Filipino"
    i see you Michael, making an ad for yourself

  • @solistaVT
    @solistaVT Před 4 lety +243

    Michael married Will Smith so he could be a *lock smith*.

  • @zephyr986
    @zephyr986 Před 3 lety +40

    I am a socially inept potato and i got so much second hand anxiety when you recorded the party section

  • @storm3668
    @storm3668 Před 4 lety +200

    0:56 scarra was like just another normal days on offlinetv house

  • @user-mz2kr4eh7r
    @user-mz2kr4eh7r Před 4 lety +333

    no one:
    Michael: “ *Smell With* ”

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz Před 4 lety

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote woosh

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz Před 4 lety

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote yikes

  • @GizmoTTV
    @GizmoTTV Před 4 lety +72

    2:33
    this whole exchange is more natural than any relationship I've ever seen. It's got that wholesome flair about it

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety

      “I have self control”
      (Not even 5 seconds later)

  • @aether9560
    @aether9560 Před 4 lety +218

    "I am born with a genetic disease, called being filipino"
    I feel u Michael

  • @Xallarap
    @Xallarap Před 4 lety +117

    "I taze myself for fun on youtube"
    Name a better icebreaker :'D

  • @user-dq9nx7ut3c
    @user-dq9nx7ut3c Před 4 lety +225

    7:49 Micheal being friend zoned

    • @soriyu5140
      @soriyu5140 Před 4 lety +38

      It’s ironic because they’re dating now.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 Před 4 lety +9

      Pretty sure she just didn't want it "out there" yet. That's why she hesitated.

    • @prathameshjoshi1815
      @prathameshjoshi1815 Před 4 lety +18

      He cleverly avoided the friendzone

    • @MrFlip2247
      @MrFlip2247 Před 4 lety

      @@soriyu5140 this makes me me happy

    • @Shottos
      @Shottos Před 4 lety

      I was confused by the 69 years ago😂

  • @rippedluigi9844
    @rippedluigi9844 Před 4 lety +215

    "Stop crying, were in public"
    Me too, Michael

  • @Sykkulogy
    @Sykkulogy Před 3 lety +40

    "I was born with a genetic disease called being Filipino"
    felt 😂😂

  • @lonestride4562
    @lonestride4562 Před 4 lety +160

    Michael: I was born with a genetic disease. Its called being a filipino.
    Me: yeaaaaaah saem

  • @jamesdoutney5286
    @jamesdoutney5286 Před 4 lety +176

    Michael shouting "FREAK! FREAK!" when Lily slipped on the stairs radiates such powerful sibling energy
    EDIT: 4:52

  • @gealtot754
    @gealtot754 Před 4 lety +2192

    This video is lowkey just them “dating” i think 😅

  • @gch_ofc
    @gch_ofc Před 3 lety +16

    This Video in a Nutshell:
    Lily is a dictator,
    The boys are the Workers,
    and Yvonne and Poki are the hostages.