new room, banana girl, turtles and straws - LILY MOMENTS #13 (◕ᴗ◕✿) ft. OfflineTV & Friends!
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
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I love the chaotic best friend energy that Michael and Lily give off, he’s definitely the best thing to happen to OfflineTV
I ship it
@@rafaelnikkodeguzman7798 they're human beings, Real life human beings that are made of flesh
they can get uncomfortable yknow
edit : yes this comment aged like dog shit on a plate with a side of peanut butter mixed with piss
aside from the quality content, its nice to know that michael is always around lily for emotional support though they've only known each other for like a month.
@@rafaelnikkodeguzman7798 you know she said not to ship her with him right?
Hi It's Shiro don’t. They’ve specifically asked you don’t. He’s “like 12” and she’s “like 30.”
michael: think happy thoughts
also michael: *dead turtles*
Yea happy thoughts like all the dead turtles.
Those are his happiest thoughts
what else is happy but the destruction of the turtle-kind
@@SoftDonald Tossing plastic straws in the water knowing that turtles will die because of it :D Happy Thoughts !
Also taking over the world with robots
*Boyfriend for love*
Lily: eh.....
*Boyfriend for content*
Lily: *STONKS*
*Boyfriend for both*
Lily: *GALAXY BRAIN*
legit copy pasted top comment in another vid, unoriginal, like thirsty.
skuqre *Boyfriend for diamonds in Minecraft*. Lily: *Above all gods*
@@mistaykes9734 everyone here is used to it but you.
"Would you like to hide a body?"
Michael dragging a very large potato sack: _Oh sure help with mine first, apparently theres a limit to how much a human can get shocked, interesting right? So anyway I built this new taser thing if you want to try it_
Michael crackhead nightmare Lighting god Reeves hiding a body. Noice.
Ahahaaha
Why can I see this happening
@@generalartist420 *several
Fixed the error you made.
@@honkinggoose172 Ah, right. Forgot he tazed many to death.
5:43 even micheal couldn't handle the cuteness
Ethan Arrow he bounced on his lap😂
Jace Robinson owo
Genuine happiness
I love that he looks surprised as hell
Followed by the screams of rage
Micheal's crackhead energy is probably one of my favorite things to happen to OfflineTV.
I watched every video containing michale and lily is right they can use him for contenet.
ngl michael joining otv has more impact in it that fed leaving
@@reymondrickpico1029 fed leaving is a footnote compared to Micheal joining
Micheal joining had a really positive effect on all off the house members because he is a more out there person he rubbed off on the others especially lily
Lily: Yo chat, wanna see Michael pet that dog for an hour?
Michael internally: chat say yes... CHAT SAY YES!!!
Michael externslyy: chat say yes CHAT SAY *Y E S*
When
@@hesperleung3854 5:53
9:09 oh look it's Michael Reeves long lost sister, Michelle Reeves.
It’s actually mikaela reeves
-w- Jhin actually it’s michaela reeves
Michael: gets scared by lily and aria
Me: I can’t wait for the piano that tases you whenever you mess up and the shirt that tases you whenever you dance
Can we get michealto make the taser piano
you’re giving him ideas that shouldn’t exist
These template comments are not funny stop using them
@@gcal8263 Splish splash your opinion is trash
Taser that tases whenever you make hand motions
“I don’t forget two things”
“My dog and .......”
“I FORGOT THE OTHER ONE”
THAT KILLED ME
don’t think she forgot that thing, just think it’s related to breaking up with albert and she didn’t feel secure about talking about it on stream, she doesn’t like drama
@Luis Verduga cheated blah blah blah
@@nogamingz2785 WHAT
@@cherrysherin Albert cheated on lily we should stop talking abt this
wolfy sherin
How did you just find out about this LOL
Ppl:I wonder why more men die before women
Me: Shows clip of Micheal doing a dance on an unfinished bed frame
Tyson Dellinus oh we do worse stuff then that like strapping Roman candles to our arms and using them fire to propel us on a scooter
So you know those word suggestions on the top of your keyboard on a phone well this is me spamming them.
Hi there I’m going on the way home a little too long and I have to get the girls and then go to pick them out I will pick y’a a little bit more to get to the point of the day I get a new one but I’m not gonna it is the first day of my day to get it out I will give you the best of it I know that I will give y’a a little bit more to get it to get the best
Lol its sooooooo many words
@Bunta Fujiwara I mean, it's actually a fact that women live longer due to men being in more dangerous situations
@Swift2345 6 lemme try this. I don’t know what to say about that game because it is so much better than what you gotta do it all the way you are the only person who is to the point of a voice and that you are the one who can just watch the video game play it out there you are a great game to be sure you can play the same as it sounds and it is a great way of getting it to play with you all you have to say is to play the way I wanna is it the game and is that you can only play with the one you can play and play with the people who play it all the way to the quest and play it. There you have it.
@@Jeremiah1647 ok 19 dollar fortnite card...
Plus the other half way too op to make it for a few seconds to play it on the top of my head so I can’t get the game back to the normal version level so it’s just a little tricky tho I have no one ☝️ and the other side of the game is just like 👍🏻 and it makes you think about how it goes on it so you can’t have a lot to get them it and kills your game it is kinda just kinda like 👍🏻 and I can cancel can’t play on it and it’s just a rjoke it kinda like it but I can’t believe that I can’t get to it and like or the mod I version is the only game I have ever seen so it was kinda hard and like I like the game to the game and it was all the way to my life I can’t
5:44 thats the cutest shit i have EVER SEEN.
Ikr it was the cutest thing I have ever seen
The dog approves! The greatest victory a man can have!
The dog approves! The greatest victory a man can have!
Agreed
On behalf of the audience I would like to thank Lily’s editor for the amazing editing like literally holy shit every video’s editing is amazing.
Editors* they all doing God's work
Yes! Right?
It's fed
@@monke1172 but you're wrong
My favorite part of the editing 2:18
Lily: *moves an inch*
Poki: STEP ON ME, QUEEN!
I'm laughing too hard at that whole part send help 🤣🤣🤣
@@JordanRA just think happy thoughts, for example, dead turtles
I see this when that part is happening
Got timestamp?
@@nerd_nato564 9:45
3:02 need full version of that feel good inc by lily
czcams.com/video/NT_7xI9ZIvc/video.html
stops before second rap
5:45 the dog was like “This is now my home”
Michael piano lessons but every time he plays the wrong note he gets tased.
Calm down, Yosemite Sam. Ha ha ha!
That's genius
they did sth like that when albert was still around
go tell Michael that on twitter it's actually a good idea.
Don't give him any ideas.
So when's the full version of the banana song is coming out?
tbh i want feel good inc. more
Tommorow
The official video should be michael dancing with a banana suit
Banana bombs banana bombs bananananana bombs then lily just laughed like a psycho anime girl
Ima banana ima banana, ima banana, LOOK AT ME NOW!
0:22
"If you die then I'll kill you"
This is wholesome without trying to be
9:10 "What happened to Michael?"
Puberty hit him real hard.
5:45 thats the cutest fkin thing I've seen all day
Yes, agreed. But your pic comes close.
the dog was attracted to the crazy two foot tall filipino
I know right. The dog was pretty cute as well.
Thats what i was going to comment
I love it how when lily muted the sound cause of michael,
I still understood everything
Translation plz? I need more insight into the insane mind of Michael "Thunder-God Crackhead" Reeves. That dude kills me, he's the reason I even found OfflineTV.
Can you please translate?
Translate pls i give You taser knolage
Lmao same
1:13 - Banana Girl Song
1:18 - Lily: I love BANANAS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE~
putting this down in the comments for my reference guys.
Banana Girl slaps.
Is this a cover of something?
@@shaneyazzie8841 it's a song they made up on the spot lol
[5:43] has genuinely got to be the best clip
Ikr it was so cute
When Micheal said :
"Hello?!"
I felt that
😔✊
@@aa-yv9rf sometimes i jack off when im sad too feel ya man ✊
EveryBodyGet _High wtf
@@ion9218 fellow gamer
@@aa-yv9rf hell ye 😎✊
How dare you mute michael mostly during his rants xD
Um, just trying NOT to get banned...?
@@jamescurfman3284 bro, it's just a joke chill lmao
@@meapzanolo1120 bro your life's just a joke hahaha
Jk sorry I just had and yes I know cringe.
I heard Michael's rant about straws and turtles so many times that even when it's muted I know what he's saying
@@karolinawesoowska8828 pls translate his rant to us skrubs
"What happened to Michael?"
Michael: "Lots of stuff..."
Hence he needs to inflict pain and suffering on others to feel alive.
9:15 Michael is low key kinda cute though
He looks like a makeup girl from brazil
this editor is really high quality
cant balance audio for shit htough
1:10
why does fed looks like the starting of a mad coke addiction
Michael is starting to turn him into a crackhead
It's was his withdrawal
You gotta rail a line of coke before typing clickbate titles in all caps
seriously tho, what is this thing ?
@@yoshikagekira3380 From what I could see through chat something called a 'Tens Unit' TENS units work by delivering small electrical impulses through electrodes that have adhesive pads to attach them to a person's skin. ... The same electrical impulses also stimulate the body to produce natural pain relievers called endorphins.
“You wanna see micheal pet that dog for an hour”
Micheal:”I’ll FUCKING do it”
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I've finally devised a plan to cure Michaels hatred for turtles! The next time lily does art class with Michael someone submit a drawing of lily as a cartoon turtle!!!!
Why cure perfection
(SHOVES STRAW UP LILY'S NOSE)
Michael:No matter who they are all turtles MUST die!
What if the plan failed and he stabbed lily with a straw
nah that would make michael hate lily
2:17 Lily straight up trying to kill Michael slowly 😂
Hey u know the name of the game?
@@Lautox_The_Heavy I think it's called kind words
8:13 lily is gonna be the alcoholic aunt who laughs hysterically and gets extremely red faced
Lily only has to have 2 drinks to redface
@@happystate6693 *as long as the drink is soju!
5:48 Michael Reeves being BLESSED QQ
I'm a simple guy, i see michael i click.
Ah yes a man of culture
Lily: *cry*
Michael: come on Lily, don't cry *picks pocket* here's a dead turtle
Lily: wtf is wrong with you
Michael: I'm f*cking trying my best Lily
cringe
@@peep2268 but realistic
@@byronwolf8692 not at all
@@peep2268 meh
Michael: I mean ok then here
Michael: *hands lily a taser* here my pocket taser
Lily: why do you have this?
Michael: it always helps to have a taser on hand
Lily is going to die to a laser gun if she interacts with michael for a lil longer
Taser*
@@Yaksha_ ...
Did you mean a TASER?
@@Yaksha_ no this man is going to make a laser gun
@@SwirlyBob its going to be a taser gun that shoots bolts of lightning
Damn, I didn't realize it would be so awkward to see FED in videos now... :(
Brayden Bosley think he was accused of sexual harassment
dont worry you will get there bud
@@lpea_1239was it not confirmed by fed himself?
@@dogbutme it is
Some kids in Geography: I know all the states.
LilyPichu : *sings all of the states in alphabetical order*
Kids: We found god.
Edit: Oh and, here are the states in alphabetical order 6:20
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming!
Took me 2 minutes. If you found this kinda helpful, please like!
(She said Nevada 2x btw :/)
And forgot my favorite state,
KENTUCKY!
Nope, Kentucky was in there lol. I even had to check XD
I had to edit about 10 times to remember the lyrics.
It's actually -4:21
Shakib Aunik I mean, you either did that because you don’t know the feature, you know, about changing positive to negative. But ima take it as a joke, so yes, that too.
Is this a new editor? This is one of the best lily edits I've seen in a year.
if you could hear whats going on in this video 40% of the time that would be nice
Bwern the audio was bad I agree but the video was great so it’s sorta 50/50
Maybe Michael helped, his videos are perfectly edited.
Looking for love....
Get over it.
HAHA 'LILY'
It hurts : (
0:30
5:44 that is the most wholesome thing i've ever seen michael be apart of
lily singing feel good inc. made my day
Those attending Michael's funeral?
Also singing banana girl at his funeral?
↓
@@amorg357 what do you mean "if"?
i gave the 500th like, yeah~!!
@@amorg357 defintely both. Thats the majority of these kinds of comments with arrows above the the like button. I just usually reply with
*C R I N G E*
I'd watch michael pet that dog for days
ASMR: Michael Reeves Petting Temmie 24/hr
@@imgladnotu9527 Pfff!
Thats not temmie
pretty sure thats arias dog, i think the names milk
[ASMR] Yoda robs a ketamine factory
Lily: I wish I didn’t have depression anymore
Santa:*gives anti depressants and drugs* here you go kid
I swear to god when Lily started singing feel good inc I was so incredibly happy
Lily: Ur gonaa die
Micheal: Great, my funeral is gonna be LIT.
The lily says if you die I’m gonna kill you
3:42 i'm feeling called out
Do you know the game?
What game is this????
When she was singing the states songs Michael looked at her like why is this the information you decided to retain
5:45 you know he's a perfecc boyfriend for Lily when.. uwu
1:00 i fkin want whatever pain reliever hes having.
what is that btw?
xRPTRxLANDx maybe it can remove my emotional pain
@@Zhajn That is a TENS Unit
The sound he made was hilarious
facts i really want that
Lily rapping to Feel Good Inc. was straight FIRE!
5:42 Michael looks so happy dude its pure joy coming out of that man. And its wholesome af but Michael is in his purest form of happiness in this just couple of seconds.
Why does fed look like he’s ascending to heaven
5:43
my heart melted how does-
5:43 that is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
(Btw anyone got an arrow I could borrow?)
From who is that dog and what's the name
anyone knows what vod is this
xD rainycloud It is Lily’s dog and it is called Temmie 😝😝😝
@@ningsing7276 that's Temmie? Whaaaat? She looks so different
Why do you need an arrow?
8:02 aria has summoned herself
0:42 damn, I wish I was that smooth
No one:
Lily: _to michael_ *STOP MICHAEL NO*
I find that now that Michael is a part of offline tv its very weird for me personally cause my name is irl is Michael
@@test-zg4hv lol my name's Albert oof.
@@mlotshwa100 OOF
someone just give her a hug, she really needs it
Hello, I am from the future~ And Imma tell you this.......She got a LOT of hugs......... From her current crackhead boyfriend.........And I have to say, its very cute.
After joining offlinetv I’ve discovered more about Micheal than I would want to know
EVERY BIT WITH MICHAEL is so cute
Especially the part about him wanting turtle corpes
5:00 !!!
Had me cracking up 😂 “turtle”
llily should make a full album with the "would u help me hide a body " song just for the memes .
That should also be the title along with the comfiest of pictures for the cover art.
@@DarukaEon without a doubt Mr. without a doubt.
5:54 The type of human who deserves to just enjoy being with their best pal. Love this dude, So glad Lily and him get to genuinely be happy. Feel these vibes with my Fiancé and it's crackin, Nice to see other people enjoying it too.
that clip of temmie waddling to michael and looking for affection is just. so pure.
when milk (aria's dog) climbed on michaels lap.
some wholesome quality content right there
What stream? lololol
Do you know what breed it is
Lily : Looking for love!
Game : Get over it
Everyone else : hahahaha
3:02 I need to find the full version of this
U found it? I need it toooo
Feel good inc. by Gorillaz
“My funeral is gonna to be LIT”
TEMMIE ACCEPTED MICHAEL
That's not Temmie.
That's Milk
@@brainsformush6337 thats a dog.
@@eyisu6175 Milk is the dog name, buddy
@@brainsformush6337 being smart must be fun
Me : has watched every single clip already
Me: still watches the video
5:45 THIS
Y E
8:37 Lily be spitten' straight facts tho
The bond between Lily and Michael...
IT’S TOO STRONG!!
my new favourite clip is the one where lily muted michael’s paper straw rant
Michael and Lily are the definition of Slytherin and Hufflepuff friendship.
Michael: I wanna bully you so bad rn.
8:20
Allow me to introduce myself.
0:01
Intead of saying hello say "Crackhead?".
00:30
OMG, Mario Party, just chill out, ok?
Its a pretty epic unintentional roast imo, there should be a subreddit for that lol.
my favorite part XD
Micheal: “Think happy thoughts dead turtles.”
Me: XD
3:03 i almost cried how beautiful this is
song at 3:31?
Edit: Feel Good inc by Gorillaz
3:04 good feel inc by gorallez is 🔥
jordan lazo bless ur soul thnq
8:55 when the necromancer gets acess to ninth level spells
9:00 I can relate to that sad but unfortunately true
Try the game: my friend pedro.
It's a banana shooter
6:05 Accurate representation of my S6 attempt to get from Silver to Gold a day before Season ended to get the juicy prizes
I like how michael is that kid at walmart who is just messing up everything and lily is the parent who just lets it happen.
5:04 this is fucking perfect editing, well done lol
IT's ironic how a turtle ad showed up at the end of this video
I like how, in the new house, everyone is interacting more
Gotta thank horrible bandwidth for that. Ha ha ha!
2:10 glad to know I'm not the only one
Do you know the game
@@introvertedweeb1386 did you find out? I'm trying to find out what it is too.
@@MercilessOtaku the game is "kind words"
@@MercilessOtaku I FOUNDED!!! Is "Kind Words"
I just love these two together! They're like two besties at a slumber party and its just so wholesome 💗❤️
(I'm talking about Michael and Lily)
Omfg I actually love gorillaz I'm so happy
Underflail which song was that one i forgot
@@barneyab2177 feel good inc
I seem to remember her doing a Gorillaz cover and uploading it to her LilyRaichu channel ages ago, but all the videos on that channel are private or deleted now and I don't know if it was ever uploaded anywhere else.
at 5:42 this made my heart melt
4:33 this whole section, just, lily’s vibe seems so....serious
3:56 w e l l t h a t d i d n t a g e w e l l