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This should be put in one of those Blue Peter time capsules and buried by John Noakes in their 1970's sunken garden (the one that got vandalised). Countless millenia after humanity's demise, explorers from a distant galaxy shall arrive and find a dusty Betamax video cassette, still in its 'Scotch' cardboard sleeve (or would it be a TDK one? hmmm...) and perhaps they will clone Comfrey from an errant toenail clipping. After that, it will all get a bit shit. Like a cross between 'Event Horizon' and 'Hickory House', so they'll all go back to their planet and have Findus crispy pancakes for tea. Or something.
6:18 more terrifying than all the horror movies released in the last 20 years put together. Quentin sir, you have a level of purest genius, several levels above the standard geniusness.
I had that mouse with clogs song on a record as a child. I had no idea it was Comfrey singing it. I probably would never have slept until I was 24 if I had known.
Such a balm as this has never existed, not even in Gilead. I feel simultaneously exfoliated and soothed by a sublime unguent. My praise cannot be quantified in this world's meagre terms.
I was lucky enough to see Comfrey sing live at a tiny pub inside of a shoebox in Wellingtonshambonestewshire once. It was one of my birthdays, so he also did "For he's a jolly good pillow" at the end. He's a super nice guy, and it was an experience I'll never forget! 😊
Saturation of the electrons through the ether of time will bring this message of hope to the adjusters of vertical hold to make sure the flyback oscillator is in sync with the frame rate.
Be still dear Quentinites, the wormhole opens once more to the parallel dark dimension of 1976. For a while I embrace the joy of same but different, comfrey calming my nerves then during the transmission of mr Askwiths televisual feast the wormhole shatters, dragging us into the black multiverse of timeless wonders, dark and foreboding. Did I hear the jack in the box. And finally the humpty overdose incident that led to the end of all things. Quentin, the meddling in these things has combined all the nightmares of our very being. AND I APPROVE. ha ha ha haHAHA HA HA HA………… Be afraid dear Quentinites, of what has occurred, and more importantly, ……………what’s to come.
Comfrey, you simply must release a long play. Imagine a lovely afternoon, heading out for picnic, settling down on the village common, festooned with balloons or bunting, and popping on a cassette of your splendid renditions, whilst tucking into a spam sandwich and a marathon bar.... Heaven...
When I awake in the middle of the night with a terrifying scream after experiencing one of the worst nightmares ever, at least now I will know what caused it. And that is high praise indeed.
Another thing i have found myself doing is trying to figure out where some of these superb excerpt clips come from , like the Robin Askwith scene , the way you do all the editing for these videos is superb , and i enjoy trying to locate some of the original material used which is impossible 99% of the time but i managed to find the askwith scene it's from Bottle Boys - episode "I love paris". It is absolutely astounding how you made it fit into QTV it's as if it was made to be there. Your editing skills are superb and the reliant robin intro & credits are pure genius. Always really enjoy these QTV schedules.
Surely the biggest mystery here is why Collier's Wood Community Centre was being credited as Oswestry Miners Institute for the tombala draw? Presumably this was down to some sort of cultural exchange between the regions, no doubt including the machinations of Lew Grade and/or ritual sacrifice.
The reliant robin… my mum used to pick my sister and I up from school in one, oh the taunting, but we were the only 2 car family in school, but that didn’t seem to matter. Do I forgive mother? Yes of course. Do I forgive the bullying? Of course not. My time will come.
OK thanks for the underwear mishap in the opening few seconds. Lord knows what the rest is like now. (Edit: Just watched the rest of it, especially the bad shroom trip at the very end.)
QTV is the only station broadcasting uncensored and unsanitized content in the last 50 years. The alien overlords haven't figured out how to block it . . . yet.
Dear Sir, How does I get a autograph from Comfrey? Does I write in on a postcard? Wot is your address? If I stick a fiver on the postiecard, will Quentin marry me?
That was the intention. To have something so "UN" Comfrey that it feels uncomfortably wrong as if you dreamt it! I can reassure you he is not intelligent!
@@quentinsmirhes2977 lol. Well now that's been achieved I hope you 2 have some new ideas with the old comfrey in it. Some of the funniest shit ever. Keep up the good work
My children love this keep up the good work
This should be put in one of those Blue Peter time capsules and buried by John Noakes in their 1970's sunken garden (the one that got vandalised). Countless millenia after humanity's demise, explorers from a distant galaxy shall arrive and find a dusty Betamax video cassette, still in its 'Scotch' cardboard sleeve (or would it be a TDK one? hmmm...) and perhaps they will clone Comfrey from an errant toenail clipping. After that, it will all get a bit shit. Like a cross between 'Event Horizon' and 'Hickory House', so they'll all go back to their planet and have Findus crispy pancakes for tea. Or something.
Honestly, I could watch Comfrey singing these songs for days on end. Brilliant! And, brilliant acting. 👌😃
Just returned from a car boot sale with a jar of home made gooseberry jam and now I'm sat down to watch qtv, Sunday is going well!
Comfrey is truly delightful! I like those clogs. I must procure a pair for myself immediately.
6:18 more terrifying than all the horror movies released in the last 20 years put together. Quentin sir, you have a level of purest genius, several levels above the standard geniusness.
Well I'm glad I watched to the end. I wasn't planning on sleeping for a week anyway.
'Around the Ronnie' should be on national TV every night for an hour, amazing!
I had that mouse with clogs song on a record as a child. I had no idea it was Comfrey singing it.
I probably would never have slept until I was 24 if I had known.
And I knew after the blackness that Quentin would treat us to some macabre images, and what a treat they were. Thank you Quentin.
I think this one broke my hippocampus.
Beyond expectations, forced me to have a good long hard look at myself, for which I am eternally grateful
Sir, the meter is registering 0.7 Noseybonks
Good god Chilvers, we haven't seen these levels since 1983. Move to alert level beige
0.7 Noseybonks, not great, not terrible
Iv'e seen so many iconic videos like this on acid, but the QTV playlist is next.
You can always count on QTV for good clean family fun!
The audio on these videos is just incredible.
Such a balm as this has never existed, not even in Gilead. I feel simultaneously exfoliated and soothed by a sublime unguent. My praise cannot be quantified in this world's meagre terms.
Happy Anniversary and fond memories to one of my favorite QTV videos. Cheers !
A channel that finally understands me.
Lovely charming scene at the end 👍🙂
QTV Returns , Love it , what a real treat. Good old Robin Askwith. And the sultry tones of Comfrey the clog wearing Crooner. Who could ask for more.
Diane Keen, what a smashing bird.
Indeed sir, a woman of substance.
QTV really is unique. The only TV channel that excites me now.
I was lucky enough to see Comfrey sing live at a tiny pub inside of a shoebox in Wellingtonshambonestewshire once. It was one of my birthdays, so he also did "For he's a jolly good pillow" at the end. He's a super nice guy, and it was an experience I'll never forget! 😊
Saturation of the electrons through the ether of time will bring this message of hope to the adjusters of vertical hold to make sure the flyback oscillator is in sync with the frame rate.
Ah, a most excellent retort. You are indeed, like me a brethren of the Quentinite faith.
I wish this was about 4 hours longer.
Your work is amazing!
Ooh! What a pity Aneka's Japanese Boy only saw the light of day in 1981! I'd love to hear Comfrey sing it. ☹️
Be still dear Quentinites, the wormhole opens once more to the parallel dark dimension of 1976.
For a while I embrace the joy of same but different, comfrey calming my nerves then during the transmission of mr Askwiths televisual feast the wormhole shatters, dragging us into the black multiverse of timeless wonders, dark and foreboding. Did I hear the jack in the box. And finally the humpty overdose incident that led to the end of all things. Quentin, the meddling in these things has combined all the nightmares of our very being. AND I APPROVE. ha ha ha haHAHA HA HA HA…………
Be afraid dear Quentinites, of what has occurred, and more importantly, ……………what’s to come.
Magnificent
Why thank you. You are indeed an enlightened soul.
Wasn't that a Bendy Bully on the bog?
Comfrey, you simply must release a long play. Imagine a lovely afternoon, heading out for picnic, settling down on the village common, festooned with balloons or bunting, and popping on a cassette of your splendid renditions, whilst tucking into a spam sandwich and a marathon bar.... Heaven...
When I awake in the middle of the night with a terrifying scream after experiencing one of the worst nightmares ever, at least now I will know what caused it.
And that is high praise indeed.
Comfrey is a natural! I simply must tune in to see him at a live performance!
Amazing. I love this so much. I need more content like this.
Look at you, Mr. Smirhes, sampling Blood, Sweat & Tears' Owl and the Pussycat Soundtrack!
I threw in the shock the television out of the window. Damn.
Glad I waited. Totally worth it.
6.19 They’re Here!…💀
Another thing i have found myself doing is trying to figure out where some of these superb excerpt clips come from , like the Robin Askwith scene , the way you do all the editing for these videos is superb , and i enjoy trying to locate some of the original material used which is impossible 99% of the time but i managed to find the askwith scene it's from Bottle Boys - episode "I love paris". It is absolutely astounding how you made it fit into QTV it's as if it was made to be there. Your editing skills are superb and the reliant robin intro & credits are pure genius. Always really enjoy these QTV schedules.
Why thank you kind Sir
Surely the biggest mystery here is why Collier's Wood Community Centre was being credited as Oswestry Miners Institute for the tombala draw? Presumably this was down to some sort of cultural exchange between the regions, no doubt including the machinations of Lew Grade and/or ritual sacrifice.
I loved it. Thank you
I was really looking forward to that episode of Reliant Robin damnit.... Grrr
The gods have answered my prayers 🙏🙏🙏 thank you Big Q. Stay vigilant sweet prince. Keep giving to the world what it truly needs..... You
i love a good telephone table
My brother's had that blue duvet cover.
The reliant robin… my mum used to pick my sister and I up from school in one, oh the taunting, but we were the only 2 car family in school, but that didn’t seem to matter. Do I forgive mother? Yes of course. Do I forgive the bullying? Of course not. My time will come.
I've set the sky box 👍🏻
Comfrey is my dream date. Is he single? I want to collect all his vinyl.
OK thanks for the underwear mishap in the opening few seconds. Lord knows what the rest is like now. (Edit: Just watched the rest of it, especially the bad shroom trip at the very end.)
oswestry hasn't changed much since the 70s
at 6:20 ... Are you there, Satan?
When the telly box breaks down it is best to rhythmically bash to top left corner till it becomes possessed or your hand is sore.
Director: David Lynch
QTV is the only station broadcasting uncensored and unsanitized content in the last 50 years. The alien overlords haven't figured out how to block it . . . yet.
Wasn't Bill Nairobi involved in Operation Yew Tree?
I want to know who won the meat hamper in the tombola!!!!
I believe in the Quentin universe it’s not who won the meat hamper, it’s who WAS the meat hamper?
@@richardtherrien4696 I'd be quite partial to a Kenneth /Quentin sandwich
@@IamNotANumber yum yum indeed.
What ever happened to Robin Askwith? Is he still with us?
Indeed he is sir. I believe he was born in 1950 and is still alive and well at the ripe old age of 71.
Terrific fun and very self-aware on Twitter, occasionally drops some quality diary nuggets like once getting baked with Hendrix.
Trying to imagine comfrey naked...
Are you all aware of Mr Biffo's found footage?
4:07
6:18
Jack in the box.
Comfrey looking podgy lately. Maybe lay off the QC for a while
😂
Dear Sir, How does I get a autograph from Comfrey? Does I write in on a postcard? Wot is your address? If I stick a fiver on the postiecard, will Quentin marry me?
Comfrey makes little impact sounding intelligent. Keep him psychopathic and simple quienten. Don't do what south park did to cartman
That was the intention. To have something so "UN" Comfrey that it feels uncomfortably wrong as if you dreamt it! I can reassure you he is not intelligent!
@@quentinsmirhes2977 lol. Well now that's been achieved I hope you 2 have some new ideas with the old comfrey in it. Some of the funniest shit ever. Keep up the good work