I love how his nonsensical dialogue matches the fact that no matter what he says people aren’t listening anyways, it forces them to actually listen to his nonsense. Fantastic, lesson and social psychology.
It underpins the fact that he is completely entitled under the law to do what he's doing, regardless of what kind of equipment you bring, or rouse you use to see how our Public Servants will react and if they will honor and respect the Law/ Our Rights.
Or by saying "you are wrong". People are reactive as heck. Most of us are on an extremely short fuse these days. In a way, you can prompt people just like with AI 😂😂😂😂. This guy is an expert at it!
If you're not supposed to go in to an area with a closed door, how do you get in to the public building? Wait for someone else to open the door for you?
They made doors to walk thru... thats why they have handles... Restricted signs tell the public if you cant go in... not closed doors 😂😂😂 ol ignorant officer
Look at his face when he says it. After the end of the sentence, he hears himself, and even he seems surprised at the logic. His eyes say, “omg I’m good at Englishing”.
This was a good catch: you reeled them in, kicking and thrashing; throwing them all, with your comedic flair, back out into the pool better for the experience..Comedy gold😅
Beside my bed every night, before I tuck in, I get on my knees and pray for more Too Apree. And more Butterfly Boy. Today one of those prayers was answered 🦋
9:00 I hate these deceitful tyrants. He claims you are violating peoples information when in actuality he is violating your civil liberties. The biggest liars in the country where badges.
“He just walking around with a camera not answering any questions” at least they can’t make that complaint about about you 😂 you answering every question and believe me the sarcasm killing me 😂😂
It's enjoyable to watch you perfect your craft Asif. Few have the talent to paint live art and you never forgot that humanity is part of the process. Thank you!
As a fisherman I love the metaphor of exercising your civil rights to catch people who dont understand our rights or the law. You drop in to a school of peoplefish and see who takes the bait. There is always at least one that bites. The fishing jokes were cracking me up. That cop was ignorant. No sign, door unlocked, you can walk right in. Funny that turd burglar was acting like your pole was a glock with a switch. He even conpared it to him woth a gun. What a tard.
Funniest audit yet. Only one that comes close is when you were in the lobby filming the plants and the officers told the office just leave him alone and he’ll be gone in a few mins. And you stayed filming the plants for hours hahaha
Dude, I need you to understand that your silliness brings pure joy to my heart, every time. Usually, if there are any laughs at all in channels like these, they will come from confrontation and the release of negative energy. Insults and the like. But your channel not only delivers laughs from all angles, I'm not entirely sure where they will come from, which adds a special sauce to the whole thing. Great work dude, thank you for the joy that you bring and keep spreading those chill vibes 🙏
Two minutes in i was laughing my ass off watching for a seagull to fly past the window😂.. never smiled the entire time through an audit before..😊 much love to TOO APREE 👏👏👏
6:56 “Ok Oprah isn’t here, that’s done!” Love the look on mustache guy in the backgrounds face during this part looks like he’s getting too old for this shit 😂
Even that fishing photo, Apree is in full UV armour. You've gotta respect this mans dedication to both the bit, and to anti-aging/melanoma protection 🤙
11:50 If the cop is really that concerned about people gonna get accidentally stabbed by the fishing pole, he can just go in front of TooApree and make sure people do not accidentally bump into him. As he said earlier, people can be careless. And we all know TooApree is a certified professional pole handler so the problem is not with him. It is the other people. The cop agreed to that. Did he forget that his job is to protect and serve? He should definitely offer that service to TooApree to protect him from reckless walkers. 😀 It's so funny watching them run out of arguments and desperately trying to make up shit. TooApree, you are just too funny man! Keep going! Keep baiting. And keep fishing for idiots. Kudos!
10:55 I just love when they try the excuse "You can not film here, because there is sensitive information here.". They literally admit that they have failed in their responsibility to secure citizens' sensitive information. We should start suing them for that!
I laugh all through these brilliant videos. They're awesome. Having done some urban fishing , it is amazing how much negative attention a fishing pole attracts. Not to mention the camera, but still many people are very nice about it.
I loved him. Just something about him. Also he was cool at the end. Same with the 2 big guys. Once they felt how chill he was, they were bonding for realz
But the officer is right. From now on I'm going to check my fingers at the door when I go to public areas... They've been known to poke a few eyeballs. Not so much lately but back in the day they were definitely pretty pokie.
Poor old guy, lived through all the BS of the past few decades and still seems to be half decent..as someone who's been arrested I can't say I'd mind him over another psycho cop
This was great. Absolute perfection. The 1st cop was pissed but knowledgeable enough to not arrest 😅 you were perfectly calm and hilarious 😂 Then the cop at the end sitting and talking to you and giving you the time of day was priceless. We need more like him 💯
Man, I gotta respect this cop lmao... Although I know he was 100% wrong and he knew it; when he said, "I'm not a BS'er and what we are doing is BS" I lost it laughing!
This line had me rolling 🤣😂😅 "You don't wanna get bitten when you jump in shark infested waters, so you gotta get back in the boat" "Can we talk sense now cuz you said we was talking nonsense" Hahahaha
How over overfunded are the police and government?!!! I counted 22 police who were just hanging out! Defund and redistribute! Oprah Winfrey requests! 😭 💪🏽😤🤳🏽 🗽
Most Americans have no idea that on average about 50% of taxpayers dollars go to fund policing and prosecution...With close to a million police in the United States crime should be at almost zero...Unfortunately policing is about profit!
@@exploringhistory1994 you couldn’t be any more wrong. In 2021, state and local governments spent $135 billion on police (4 percent of state and local direct general expenditures), $87 billion on corrections (2 percent), and $52 billion on courts (1 percent).
Sir, thank you for comedy! It's so much better than a 5 min late night stand up set, or an hour in. a club. All stand ups need to expand into the next phase of comedy, follow Too Apree! - crazy old guy
I’m first pin me Lord Master.
Beck Ya!!
Are you a Master Baiter? for fish of course
That city hall is full of Gandoo's
TOO APREE is TOO CHILL
Beck ya! Respecting the people who make it here first is top notch and you get an extra subscriber from me. I'll get here first next time.. :D
Man with gun and taser is very concerned about a plastic fishing pole.
poking people in the eye...
''You'll poke your eye out''
I can’t believe Too Apree let that scum bag take his fishing pole. wtf.
Well, he has the Bourne box set at home, so it's a big deal
Pretty much a light saber
I love how his nonsensical dialogue matches the fact that no matter what he says people aren’t listening anyways, it forces them to actually listen to his nonsense. Fantastic, lesson and social psychology.
The Oprah Winfrey request just KILLED me............... open foia request magic mind Too Apree had me in stitches.
It underpins the fact that he is completely entitled under the law to do what he's doing, regardless of what kind of equipment you bring, or rouse you use to see how our Public Servants will react and if they will honor and respect the Law/ Our Rights.
I love how much you can change a persons attitude in these videos by saying "You seem chill"
Or by saying "you are wrong".
People are reactive as heck. Most of us are on an extremely short fuse these days.
In a way, you can prompt people just like with AI 😂😂😂😂. This guy is an expert at it!
This guy... "you got any breadcrumbs on ya"... next level. There are audits, they're alright. This guy is bringing, off the charts, entertainment.
I can't stop laughing. I need to attend assannon.
i was lookin for you Steve 🤣
Too Apree's ability to stay in character is masterful.
Its not easy. My Sister is in a Theater Group. Ive heard stories.
Unlike anyone else 😊
"You walked through a closed door."
Apparently you have mastered the art of phasing through solid matter.
Must have an xray lens too. I coulda swore that door was opened?
He’s entered the 4th dimension 😱
If you're not supposed to go in to an area with a closed door, how do you get in to the public building? Wait for someone else to open the door for you?
That goes along with the power to put cameras in people's faces.
They made doors to walk thru... thats why they have handles... Restricted signs tell the public if you cant go in... not closed doors 😂😂😂 ol ignorant officer
The irony of "fishermen don't lie" I love TOO APREE almost as much as fishing.
I really feel like that first woman that turned around looking for seagulls really was hiding laughter.
really?
"You are not supposed to be in an area where you are not allowed to be"
Wiser words have never been spoken
Look at his face when he says it. After the end of the sentence, he hears himself, and even he seems surprised at the logic. His eyes say, “omg I’m good at Englishing”.
You're not supposed to walk through a closed door. Well how the hell do you get into the building then?
He's a prophet, his uniform is even further proof of his genius.
He also said your not supposed to open doors that are closed.
@@drgato5231hie the hell are you supposed to get in a closed door then?
Cop who took the bait, hook, line and sinker and was shouting and swearing "I'm very chill" 😂😂😂
Cop = What About Bob (1991) = Dr. Leo Marvin
Hook Line and Sinker was going to be my comment but I'm a tad late on Parade 👍👏👏
Officer was the Trophy catch..
Nazi's are every color and every walk of life in America now . Same freedoms are in prison .
Like the guy from Office Space interviewing with the 'Bobs,': "I have people skills! What the Hell's wrong with your people?!"
If Richard Dreyfuss had a twin that cop would be it.
When he hit the line about being chill it was spot on Dreyfus.
Give the Dreyfus clone a Tony
I said the same 😂 Sometime in his rant looked just like Doctor Leo Martin in What About Bob 😅
Hahaha the first word out of his mouth I thought of RD!
@flippdanerd Richard Dreyfuss is exactly who I thought when this officer showed up. Great comment
Even in a crowded field, you are absolutely hands down the greatest to ever do this
The two of them looking out the window waiting for a seagull go me dying.
Getting her at the end with an actual seagull was icing on the cake.
Pretty sure she put quite some effort into not LOL.
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“I’m from East Carolina I’m not that smart. I might be dumb but I ain’t stupid” 🤣🤣🤣
That line had me reeling (pun intended).
Got me laughing too! Although there is an East Carolina University in Greenville, NC.
@@digitallymarketable East Carolina is a general term for right of 95 to the crystal coast.
@@digitallymarketableMy Alama Mater
Right next to South Virginia.
HaHa! Richard Dreyfuss "What about Bob" wanna be cop! Hilarious! 😂😂
How does he keep a straight face????? That's pure discipline right there....... tight lines brother. Lol
That fishing pole has the potential to poke an eye out, or hurt somebody..... says the geezer with the gun..... much love from the UK. X
Geezer with a gun and a temper, on people who walk through closed doors.
"You got any bread crumbs on ya?" Hahaha.
OMG! This was especially good! It's a true skill and talent to keep a straight face through all that comedy! Too funny!
This was a good catch: you reeled them in, kicking and thrashing; throwing them all, with your comedic flair, back out into the pool better for the experience..Comedy gold😅
Beside my bed every night, before I tuck in, I get on my knees and pray for more Too Apree. And more Butterfly Boy. Today one of those prayers was answered 🦋
Butterfly Boy!
Same 🩵
You think they will ever do a collab?
Butterfly boy!!!!
You are gay
9:00 I hate these deceitful tyrants. He claims you are violating peoples information when in actuality he is violating your civil liberties. The biggest liars in the country where badges.
Gaslighting 101
And SCOTUS approves of the lying
Wrong. The biggest liars in the country are on cable news and in Congress. Swing and a miss.
gaslighting is a narcissists' favorite tool
Liked all the non-secured file boxes in hallway.
I LOVE THIS MAN. He hurts me with his antics.
Long Island audits needs to do a revist as Butterfly Boy. 😂..👍
Beck ya 🦋
Haha great idea 😂
@longislandaudit
11:35 "You'd be surprised how uncontrollable another person might be"
PEAK IRONY
He threatened violence earlier.
Self-awareness level: 0
Too Apree is my favorite fishing auditor from East Carolina!
Fisherman don't lie! 😂
There's so much what about bob in this .... Perfect
the way she stands with her hands on her hips, looking out the window for seagulls lol
I laughed so hard at that! 😂
Was hilarious. She was confused as hell.
she must of been more confused when she actually saw one at the end 😂
The irony of "fishing" while doing a comedic 1A is HILARIOUS 😂
ohhhh
But this is a serious fishin' show, Or whatever
Is he fishing for stapler? delicious with hot sauce.
Thanks, I just got it after all these months 😂
What dumb animal will take the bait....
“He just walking around with a camera not answering any questions” at least they can’t make that complaint about about you 😂 you answering every question and believe me the sarcasm killing me 😂😂
Too Apree says "keep the door closed just in case another fishing comes you" 🤣😂🤣 Hilarious!
Lady: I don’t see any seagulls.
Asif: Just give it a minute.
...you got any breadcrumbs? 🤣
"Fishermen don't lie." lol That was great!
It's enjoyable to watch you perfect your craft Asif. Few have the talent to paint live art and you never forgot that humanity is part of the process. Thank you!
This Asifer cop reminds me of the angry Richard Dreyfuss from What About Bob !
Just like the Alex Murdaugh prosecutor!
"No funny business that's why it's called strictly fishing."
😂 I laughed my a＄s off
pure gold
That’s when I lost it
i dont think you need to censor words in YT comments dude
7:11 sore lippin em
My favorite fishing show! Beck yeah!
I love how the cop extrapolated his fishing pole theory. Holding a fishing pole may lead to violence....great logic
"We have to talk nonsense"... "can you talk sense instead of nonsense then" F-ing Amazing!!
10:11 "i promise i have such great control with the pole" 🤣🤣🤣
I always know where my pole is pointing. 😂
That fucking fishing pole on screen lmfaoooo😂😂😂😂
As a fisherman I love the metaphor of exercising your civil rights to catch people who dont understand our rights or the law. You drop in to a school of peoplefish and see who takes the bait. There is always at least one that bites. The fishing jokes were cracking me up. That cop was ignorant. No sign, door unlocked, you can walk right in. Funny that turd burglar was acting like your pole was a glock with a switch. He even conpared it to him woth a gun. What a tard.
Tard. To smear with tar.
👏🏼
@@jasonfranko8143 wow, i say tard and turd all the time too!
@@peacefulrevolution3390are you an active spice smoker?
@@CDXRK Are you a slankerage smoker?
Totally LOVE the positivity and chill vibes in this one Asif!! Beck yeah!!!
I love that you included the humorous portions with people cracking up. Great work! Very witty comedy.
Funniest audit yet. Only one that comes close is when you were in the lobby filming the plants and the officers told the office just leave him alone and he’ll be gone in a few mins. And you stayed filming the plants for hours hahaha
Vid name?
That's my favorite one too lol
@@stuckels "Cops YELL at Prince Asif for Filming in Public in America!" czcams.com/video/0NGiFqT4-H8/video.html
that was so funny he was acting like an Indian prince lmao
Idk the original butterfly boy was pretty high up there
I didnt know Richard Dreyfus was working security now...he was even in character from "what about bob?"
mic drop
That's who he reminded me of I knew it.
😂😂😂 too apree is definitely Bill Murray esque
Doctor........Leo.......Marvin!
You think he's gone? HE'S NEVER GONE! 😠 😂
HILARIOUS. Grade A trolling! "Youre gonna poke somebody in the eye with that thing!" lmaooooooo
Best auditor in the business. Way to go Too Apree, Another great video.
Fishing guy is the best persona and it still feels like the fishing show guy is the most believable reason to film in public.
Dude, I need you to understand that your silliness brings pure joy to my heart, every time.
Usually, if there are any laughs at all in channels like these, they will come from confrontation and the release of negative energy. Insults and the like.
But your channel not only delivers laughs from all angles, I'm not entirely sure where they will come from, which adds a special sauce to the whole thing.
Great work dude, thank you for the joy that you bring and keep spreading those chill vibes 🙏
Two minutes in i was laughing my ass off watching for a seagull to fly past the window😂.. never smiled the entire time through an audit before..😊 much love to TOO APREE 👏👏👏
"I might be dumb, but I ain't stupid." Is a great line. I'm gon steal that.
I have to wonder how many times that cop has been called Richard Dreyfuss😂😂😂 you should've asked of he liked mashed potatoes
6:56 “Ok Oprah isn’t here, that’s done!” Love the look on mustache guy in the backgrounds face during this part looks like he’s getting too old for this shit 😂
I saw that too i thought his face looked like "why is he yelling at him?? Its getting obnoxious" 😂😂
thank you for teaching people how to hold their phones horizontal while filming. we need more people like you.
it was horozontal?
The cop was classic shtick, what an amazing character role he played, I had tears rolling down my eyes.
Best fishing video I've ever seen
I can't imagine how funny this would be if it wasn't about strictly fishing. My face hurts from smiling...beck yeah
I was just singing your praises as the only auditor that is an actual genius, both comedic and otherwise. Tight lines!
Check out flex your freedoms. He dresses up like grandma and audits. Its great
@@walkingdeadman4208. Billy butt crack news ? 😅😂😅
Even that fishing photo, Apree is in full UV armour. You've gotta respect this mans dedication to both the bit, and to anti-aging/melanoma protection 🤙
11:50 If the cop is really that concerned about people gonna get accidentally stabbed by the fishing pole, he can just go in front of TooApree and make sure people do not accidentally bump into him. As he said earlier, people can be careless. And we all know TooApree is a certified professional pole handler so the problem is not with him. It is the other people. The cop agreed to that. Did he forget that his job is to protect and serve? He should definitely offer that service to TooApree to protect him from reckless walkers. 😀
It's so funny watching them run out of arguments and desperately trying to make up shit.
TooApree, you are just too funny man! Keep going! Keep baiting. And keep fishing for idiots. Kudos!
If everyone had the same energy as Too Apree……. The world would be a much better place. Much love.
Beck Yeah! Stand your ground and educate these public employees! Plus you get to teach them about fishing =)
Great job, Too Apree! You're really entertaining. I love your smart fishing pole there, too.
I'm glad to see everyone back here keepin' their lines tight!
Beck yeah!
Too Apree has a supernatural skill being able to walk through closed doors.
I loved how you had the younger officer smiling the whole time. Best energy!!
10:55 I just love when they try the excuse "You can not film here, because there is sensitive information here.". They literally admit that they have failed in their responsibility to secure citizens' sensitive information. We should start suing them for that!
"I know it's 2023." She wasn't joking. 🤣
"Fishermen don't lie..." 🤣
I laugh all through these brilliant videos. They're awesome. Having done some urban fishing , it is amazing how much negative attention a fishing pole attracts. Not to mention the camera, but still many people are very nice about it.
Ight lil momma ...beckyeah! Lmao 😂 you was stressin the ocifer out 😂😂
Dude when people have to take a moment and process East Carolina I start bursting man 😂
Strictly Fishing, Americas premier angling show Beck Yeah
You are so quick witted and funny with all your responses. Respect!
A master class. Best content from you, SO FAR. Gary is a true East Carolinian.
I love how he plays as someone who could potentially get easily violated… but won’t quite let them go there.
Fire this unhinged officer, he has no business in public service!
HE WAS WORRIED THAT POLE WOULD PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!!! 😮 are you anti-eye or something?
but the pole might poke someone in the eye
I loved him. Just something about him. Also he was cool at the end. Same with the 2 big guys. Once they felt how chill he was, they were bonding for realz
But the officer is right. From now on I'm going to check my fingers at the door when I go to public areas... They've been known to poke a few eyeballs. Not so much lately but back in the day they were definitely pretty pokie.
Poor old guy, lived through all the BS of the past few decades and still seems to be half decent..as someone who's been arrested I can't say I'd mind him over another psycho cop
Great vid brother,keep those lines tight,these are my favorite ✌ 🙏!
Sarge at the end was just billheading, love it.
LMAO BECK YEAH
This was great. Absolute perfection. The 1st cop was pissed but knowledgeable enough to not arrest 😅 you were perfectly calm and hilarious 😂 Then the cop at the end sitting and talking to you and giving you the time of day was priceless. We need more like him 💯
He wasn't a cop. He was a security guard. The cops were all chill or whatever.
1:53 "You got any bread crumbs on ya?" 🤣
You gon rig it up, I feel naked right now 😂😂😂😂😂
Richard Dreyfuss has apparently decided to take the same route as Gary Coleman
He even sounds like him.
Man, I gotta respect this cop lmao... Although I know he was 100% wrong and he knew it; when he said, "I'm not a BS'er and what we are doing is BS" I lost it laughing!
That's not a cop. That's a rent a drunk security guard. He has zero law enforcement authority.
The best audits ever.
Tight lines
Love watching Long Island Audit and your videos 😅thank you for your service
This line had me rolling 🤣😂😅 "You don't wanna get bitten when you jump in shark infested waters, so you gotta get back in the boat"
"Can we talk sense now cuz you said we was talking nonsense" Hahahaha
Same! 😂😂😂
A NEW TOO APREE FISHING VIDEO?? BECK YEAH!!
Tight lines ya'll
Tight lines ya'll
Oh my God bro I laughed so hard and it's so difficult for me to laugh these days literally funnier than any damn comedy I've seen in over a year!
Folks from East Kareolina know how to fish.
Much love.
It's evidence of the positive vibes being strong when the face of someone barking orders in frustration is faced with Asif being chill
How over overfunded are the police and government?!!! I counted 22 police who were just hanging out! Defund and redistribute! Oprah Winfrey requests! 😭 💪🏽😤🤳🏽 🗽
Most Americans have no idea that on average about 50% of taxpayers dollars go to fund policing and prosecution...With close to a million police in the United States crime should be at almost zero...Unfortunately policing is about profit!
@@exploringhistory1994 you couldn’t be any more wrong. In 2021, state and local governments spent $135 billion on police (4 percent of state and local direct general expenditures), $87 billion on corrections (2 percent), and $52 billion on courts (1 percent).
Lots of comments about the cop being played by Richard Dreyfus… it’s actually eerie he not only LOOKS like Dreyfus but SOUNDS like him too!! Crazy!!!😂
I was thinking Richard Dreyfuss also 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄
"They make me vomit." They being the two Richard Dreyfus' I've seen.
Same sh*tty personality as well.
12:00 public record was created by a personal cell phone while on the job. 15:58 also. We should all FOIA the footage.
Do it and upload it
“Sit in the room n fill it out?” 😂
🔥🔥🔥 This is the BEST channel on CZcams! 🔥🔥🔥
Sir, thank you for comedy! It's so much better than a 5 min late night stand up set, or an hour in. a club. All stand ups need to expand into the next phase of comedy, follow Too Apree! - crazy old guy
“Tight lines y’all” 😆
As member of the public and a resident of New Jersey I give him permission to film my building & employees where my tax money goes to. 8:03
He tipped his hat to Sargent DoFart as he exited his fishing hole, what a gentle fish 🎣
"Fishermen don't lie!" Funniest line of all! 😂